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420chan is Getting Overhauled - Changelog/Bug Report/Request Thread (Updated April 10)
Let's Imagine.... Ignore Report Reply
Nigel Brongerpet - Fri, 22 Mar 2013 19:25:32 EST ID:4Zl7w78A No.10969
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Let's have a thread where we pose others a /fo/ situation and they have to think and respond realistically with what they would do. You have all your real life gear,BoB,whatever to use when responding.

It could help prepare people and open peoples minds up and maybe change a few shopping lists.

Your single partner you've been traveling with has just been shot in the lower stomach area, you don't know what kind of round it is yet. You are in a somewhat barren city block. A group of at least 3 hostile people with weapons are moving in towards you from about 200meters. You both manage to duck around a corner and you lay your friend down in an alleyway.
Edwin Pedgehare - Sun, 24 Mar 2013 23:14:08 EST ID:wiT7bF8W No.10986 Ignore Report Reply
Hide with friend behind a dumpster. Pull pistols out of bag, give one to friend and one to self because realistically speaking, dual wielding doesn't work IRL.
Eugene Norringbury - Mon, 25 Mar 2013 21:24:47 EST ID:VIu+65Tm No.10988 Ignore Report Reply
Lay down as far back down the alley as we can get before they arrive. Be prepared to fuck them with my rifle, let my injured friend have the pistol.

Our odds firing prone at people coming around the corner are probably far better than trying to keep moving with an injured friend, or me trying to escape alone.

Though, even if we survive, just about anything to the abdomen is going to require real medical attention, which is something I'm not trained in. At best, I could pray nothing got hit, sterilize and stitch.
Charles Cunningwill - Tue, 26 Mar 2013 02:14:01 EST ID:wiT7bF8W No.10990 Ignore Report Reply
Trauma doctors, surgeons, and even field nurses would be *super* valuable in any of the myriad of apocalyptic scenarios!
whateveaaa - Tue, 26 Mar 2013 16:28:30 EST ID:TgD/to7D No.11014 Ignore Report Reply
how do we know they are hostile?
Edwin Weddlehire - Wed, 27 Mar 2013 09:38:36 EST ID:2jBGvWCW No.11018 Ignore Report Reply
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your buddy got shot.

i dont have a gun so id grab a big rock and wait for them, or use a shot gun and blast them niggas,
Clara Buppershaw - Thu, 28 Mar 2013 17:03:12 EST ID:NZMEn2m4 No.11025 Ignore Report Reply
Antibiotics on the wound, gauze pads taped down and then wrapped with an Ace bandage. Drag comrade to as hidden a spot as possible, tell them to stay down, be quiet, defend yourself as much as possible. Take my slingshot and, regrettably, use my fallen as a bait to peg as many hostiles from a concealed position as possible. Take a kukri and kill whoever is left using concealment and terrain to advantage. Scavenge bested foes, take fallen friend to best nearby medical facility. Wait for the next adventure.
Cedric Hiffingbanks - Thu, 28 Mar 2013 22:56:33 EST ID:AqZfEERQ No.11027 Ignore Report Reply
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What about...

>Large banks close their doors & ATMs are out-of-order
>Financial outlets are under close supervision by the police
>The government refuses to acknowledge there is a problem
>Grocery stores are open, but both workers and customers seem desperate
Ebenezer Chirringfield - Fri, 29 Mar 2013 22:43:52 EST ID:NZMEn2m4 No.11031 Ignore Report Reply
Barricade my windows, stock up on water and any seeds around, build a better fence around my house with a ghetto alarm system (tin cans on string or some shit), make some explosives (fan of the vinegar and baking soda combination in a small jar/bottle) and hang tight for my crops to come to fruit. Oh, stock up on firewood as well.
Hugh Murdworth - Sat, 30 Mar 2013 06:05:39 EST ID:9fJ+tmK0 No.11035 Ignore Report Reply
This, and long-term, if things don't get better, move to a friend's farm. He's better set up to be self-sufficient, maybe with trade with other farmers.
Lydia Fuckingbury - Wed, 03 Apr 2013 23:02:58 EST ID:AqZfEERQ No.11059 Ignore Report Reply
This seems good, but how long does it take to grow crops?
Albert Hiblinghall - Thu, 04 Apr 2013 07:02:31 EST ID:Mq5Ex+4j No.11063 Ignore Report Reply
Radishes are one of the quickest growing food plants out there.
Taking as little as 2 months to grow to an edible state.
same with broccoli, cauliflower and turnips.
(Hint: there are all part of brassicas genus)

Then you have your lettuce plants like leaf lettuce and spinach, which can be cut and eaten at any stage in it's development.

There are a lot of plants that grow quickly, but an emergency garden will definitely have all of these plants if not more.
Ebenezer Gimmleson - Thu, 04 Apr 2013 21:42:24 EST ID:tc2Ws5fA No.11067 Ignore Report Reply
The lettuces and similar(broccoli included) need cooler temps and a decent amount of water to grow right. Growing them in hotter temps causes them to flower faster and grow more branchy or less dense.
Cornelius Fuckinglock - Fri, 05 Apr 2013 06:54:12 EST ID:u2evTLjL No.11069 Ignore Report Reply
Only crisphead lettuce suffer from needing rather delicate ecosystems, the rest are quite hardy and will grow pretty much everywhere, the most proliferate being the leaf lettuce, The most tasty and nutritious being the butterhead lettuce.

And yes, they take a ton of water but really you should have a decent supply of water if you have any chance of surviving in the first place.

Also definitely a raised flower bed with a formed netting and possibly a plastic barrier base as well. a lot of bugs fuckin love lettuce and without pesticides to use those lettuce will be eaten quicker than pies at a football match.
Shitting Crommerbanks - Sat, 08 Jun 2013 22:12:09 EST ID:6SuWcSca No.11385 Ignore Report Reply
  1. drag friend out of the way, essentially hide them and hand them my glock 17, tell them to remain hidden and shoot only if discovered
  2. find the nearest point of cover with a view of the corner the enemy will be approaching from
  3. hopefully still have my slr-101s (ak-variant for you no guns folk) and a full drum, if not 30 round mag will have to do
  4. mag dump them (light them the fuck up) when they round the corner, continue until i am confident they're all dead
  5. assuming i survive, quickly clear the area around me now that i am aware of enemy presence
  6. evaluate the situation regarding friend's wound and go from there
Lillian Buzzbanks - Sun, 09 Jun 2013 03:42:37 EST ID:L4reb+Gf No.11386 Ignore Report Reply
I suppose I'd drag my friend out of the way of a direct shot, and use him as bait to kill the other three.
Rebecca Clayman - Wed, 11 Nov 2015 22:31:02 EST ID:P+5xZFym No.14204 Ignore Report Reply
Patch up friend w/ rag, cloth w/e to stop bleeding will hurt more but will keep the blood in them long enough to not die, give them any stimulants and opiates i have so they don't go unconscious on me and give them my water then take the fight to the pursuers I mean what else can u do
James Duckville - Fri, 20 Nov 2015 00:43:55 EST ID:xXpUBRSx No.14217 Ignore Report Reply
*Bang* *bang*. Gun shots go off and you look out the window and see 5 armed men with clubs and guns. You and your spouse/child/family memeber/and or friend are there. They demand everything and everyone. How do you handle a this situation?
Martin Tillingcocke - Tue, 24 Nov 2015 19:16:56 EST ID:ZiGvhETE No.14218 Ignore Report Reply
Op, I would get naked and start stuffing the nearest baseball sized objects up my asshole while singing in a made up language
Cedric Sinningludge - Sat, 09 Jan 2016 20:22:42 EST ID:aqp52RHK No.14250 Ignore Report Reply

You look out your window at 3 AM and see a group of 1000 Syrian refugees advancing on your neighborhood. Your beautiful fair-skinned wife lies sleeping in the next room. You rush to wake her up, and hear pounding from the front door.

*CRASH!* Your kitchen window is broken in.
Edward Chunkinbedging - Mon, 18 Jan 2016 00:14:01 EST ID:5qptw8PM No.14257 Ignore Report Reply
>Agnates from the future teleport to our current time.
>These Agnates teleport into every restroom in the world dressed in full power armor armed.
>They seek their own self annhilation via those responsible for their creation.

Augustus Middlecocke - Wed, 27 Jan 2016 04:51:56 EST ID:l4LLZnia No.14271 Ignore Report Reply

>five armed men

That's it? I could literally handle that without having to reload my AR once. For shits, maybe deploy an AEKO tear gas grenade out the window so I can pick them off while they scatter.

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