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420chan is Getting Overhauled - Changelog/Bug Report/Request Thread (Updated July 26)

all right lets do this

- Sun, 07 Sep 2014 14:40:36 EST bOnLQbdk No.13383
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I have a shovel, a can of tuna fish from 1983, a copy of 101 ways to know if your marriage is dead, a dvd on how to make an organic sustainable garden, that I threw in the microwave, and a toothpick. on a scale of 7-8 how preparded am I???
Edward Babberped - Sun, 07 Sep 2014 21:22:24 EST LFXV1wZI No.13384 Reply
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you're more ready than i am.
Hannah Pecklemutch - Wed, 10 Sep 2014 12:13:43 EST b5LAsXDm No.13397 Reply
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im dying OP
Fucking Drumblefore - Wed, 10 Sep 2014 14:29:38 EST xbMdpzgT No.13398 Reply
I think OP is more prepared than me, all I have is a shoe corkscrew
Sophie Blapperbanks - Sat, 28 Mar 2015 00:34:51 EST 7UKzYljI No.13826 Reply
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i have;
a rucksack,
a steak knife,
a kiddie tent,
a bag of lint,
a bag of lighters,
a MOLLE vest with pouches
2 compasses,
a highway map book,
a machete,
a katana,
a folding shovel.
2 belt-clip water canteens, with pouches, and a 2 liter collapsible bag canteen thingie,
3 bags of rice, 3 spam cans, and a (magic ?) lima bean
russian steel pot helmet
lots and lots of string and rope

.......And a boy scout book.

(pic is hopefully my next project/ acquisition, with or without an engine)
Ian Billingford - Mon, 30 Mar 2015 00:51:58 EST YzQSTD1B No.13833 Reply
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Assuming you also have the clothes on you back, and the scenario is collapse of society, I'd say you're pretty well off.

That shovel is a tool, a weapon, and your shelter. Break into places, dig into shit, and whack people around. Dig a hole in the ground to sleep, or lean it against a tree and cover it with branches for a makeshift roof. Your tuna might've gone bad, but that doesn't mean you can't just leave it behind. Use it as bait to attract animals, then beat the shit out of them with your shovel. That can can be used for storing stuff, and if you bend the lid a bit you can make a makeshift arrowhead. Before you use that book for wiping your ass or tinder, read the hell out of it. You might as well be married to the people you're surviving with. Knowing when they're going to turn on you is crucial, so you can turn on them first. That microwaved DVD is hardly just a slab of disfigured silicon; it's your one and only plate. So what there's a hole in it, go cry about it to someone who cares. And when it breaks, make sure you pick up all the pieces. They'll come in handy for when you need to stab someone. And finally, that toothpick. How many times have you looked around on the ground for a stick to poke something with? Well, don't worry about that anymore, because you've got the best poking twig around now. Other survivors will spread tales of you and your trusty poking twig, while they all stumble around with bent pieces of branch or pine needles.

You've got a good thing going for you, 8/8.
Faggy Snodhall - Mon, 30 Mar 2015 15:43:44 EST 8gVT/SQQ No.13834 Reply
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This nigga just made the team. Analysts are determining whether we should kidnap you and hold you for use with the team, or whether it would be best to lure you inside by your own will with the smells of delicious pizza.

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