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420chan is Getting Overhauled - Changelog/Bug Report/Request Thread (Updated April 10)
Godzilla or Zombies Ignore Report Reply
Jenny Cravingbat - Fri, 16 Oct 2015 20:41:30 EST ID:kZUPBNpQ No.14164
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Ok here is the deal. You are in a major city. Has to be near water cuz thats how Godzilla rolls. You can pick between a Zombie Apocalypse or Godzilla raining his radioactive fury upon you. What do you pick? Why?
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A Wizard - Sat, 17 Oct 2015 01:12:32 EST ID:Y51oHzXQ No.14165 Ignore Report Reply
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>>14164

Godzilla, just because he is cooler and more helpful than zombies. Zombies would be something that I am well prepared to fight, but Godzilla is simply epic.
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William Sackleridge - Sat, 17 Oct 2015 12:54:54 EST ID:6wE62qWI No.14166 Ignore Report Reply
Godzilla def, he wouldn't destroy the entire world so someone would eventually come and blow him up and insurance would pay for all my broken stuff.

if zombies took over there would be nothing to go back too.
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Frederick Clayway - Sun, 18 Oct 2015 20:55:13 EST ID:x0qdeP94 No.14168 Ignore Report Reply
it depends on whether or not Godzilla has a fat cock ready to fuck my tiny, taut asshole
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Phyllis Pammerhore - Mon, 19 Oct 2015 00:44:08 EST ID:Y51oHzXQ No.14169 Ignore Report Reply
>>14168

As if Godzilla would even notice your asshole.
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Frederick Hisslehall - Sat, 07 Nov 2015 21:01:22 EST ID:nNGxbZl9 No.14199 Ignore Report Reply
>>14165
>Godzilla is simply epic
Let us all bask in his rays
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Angus Tillinghood - Sun, 08 Nov 2015 11:59:25 EST ID:WhXagzWx No.14200 Ignore Report Reply
I'd rather have a zombie apocalypse with Godzilla as an ally.
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Henry Bagglestedge - Thu, 19 Nov 2015 01:10:39 EST ID:0jZTtwUe No.14213 Ignore Report Reply
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Gojira
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Nigel Bronderwill - Sun, 20 Dec 2015 01:58:55 EST ID:A+TXoRQX No.14229 Ignore Report Reply
zombie apocalypse
>atroppa belladonna
>>watch the carnage
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Adam - Sun, 20 Dec 2015 02:05:37 EST ID:A+TXoRQX No.14230 Ignore Report Reply
>>14166
Archiac bliss my friend
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Lydia Chavingchot - Sun, 24 Jan 2016 06:00:39 EST ID:3VlPy42e No.14261 Ignore Report Reply
>>14164
Zombie apocalypse.
Because that's just basically a "revolt" by unarmed drunk people that are unable to coordinate their actions in a tactical or strategic fashion.
A bunch of mall cops could take out a zombie apocalypse.

Meanwhile, if Godzilla happens, we're fucked. Because if Godzilla had a biology as we know it, Godzilla would just straight up die from the gravity tearing his body apart. But Godzilla is coming to town. And he's alive. And not getting torn apart by gravity. Which means Godzilla has a biology unlike anything seen before by science. Which means that Godzilla can easily carry gravity on its huge body.

Which practically renders it invincible against pretty much all military weapons developed by mankind. Because if gravity can't kill Godzilla, not much can.
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Simon Bladgewodging - Wed, 27 Jan 2016 05:00:15 EST ID:2+GoE12I No.14272 Ignore Report Reply
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>>14200
What if Godzilla can become a zombie? Would it make a difference? Does Godzilla eat people? would people be big enough for him to bother eating? I bet if Godzilla became a zombie his primary food source would apparently be other Godzillas, which would mean he'd maybe run off to the ocean to eat his bretheren if they exist, or maybe sea creatures. But then again, isn't that what Godzilla actually eats anyway? When you're a zombie, do you walk around eating anything or exclusively your own species?

The concept of zombie Godzilla really twists my noodle.
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Fuck Bocklemodge - Thu, 28 Jan 2016 03:37:45 EST ID:u+574orW No.14274 Ignore Report Reply
>>14264
Not if godzilla is happening. Thered be shit everywhere
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Danger Bill - Wed, 23 Mar 2016 12:45:14 EST ID:/wrdRCPE No.14324 Ignore Report Reply
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Zombz are gay as shit.
I'd take Gzilla out on the court and school his japanese ass up and down.
Godzilla ain't nuthin!!!
I saw him shootin hoops with his boy Kong and he plays like a bitch.
He Can't Ball Worth Shit
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Oliver Bammerway - Sat, 30 Apr 2016 14:53:04 EST ID:wU85klcQ No.14345 Ignore Report Reply
>>14261
I'd think the opposite. Godzilla is but one creature. Zombos keep coming out of the woodwork, somehow. Zombos could overwhelm a place by sheer numbers, like black friday shoppers destroying a Best Buy. But a couple of tanks with penetrating shells could probably demolish Gojira real good. He's big and all, but so are the skyscrapers and smoke stacks he gets so mad at. We blow up big buildings all the time -- why can't we blow up Gojira?

>>14274
Gojira is semi-intelligent, and even sometimes helpful. He probably knows to poop in the ocean or something.
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Fucking Sazzlewere - Mon, 09 May 2016 23:20:53 EST ID:u+574orW No.14356 Ignore Report Reply
>>14345
Have you seen a godzilla movie? Hes stupidly tough. He takes on tanks, small arms fire, bunker busters, bombing runs, battleships, attack helicopters, lasers, bigger monsters and even fucking low-mid yeild nukes and does it all at the same time.
On the other hand, with the zombies, all they have is numbers. And yeah, it seems bleak but look at the battle of Mogadishu. About a hundred and a half US troops, plus air support, against what was really an entire city. Lets pretend the city was a zombie infected one. So we'll say every wounded US soldier was infected(bitten, not shot obviously). So about a hundred infected troops. But at the end of the day, the army, even without the strategic bombing or artillery or armor support or any of the other stuff we would undoubtably use if it were zombies, still racked up about 1,750 kills. Granted, zombies are physically tougher than people, but they also dont have guns like the militia did.
Plus these days we have more technology and expeirience fighting urban wars that would def help.
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Augustus Bobberwater - Sat, 04 Jun 2016 06:38:09 EST ID:3VlPy42e No.14370 Ignore Report Reply
>>14356
Actually zombies aren't more physically tougher than people, for the simple reason that a zombie has no sense of self-preservation.

Picture the typical post-apocalyptic zombie-flick street.

Lots of burned out cars, broken glass, etc. Can you guess what happens when a horde of zombies funnels through that street? They get burned, they cut themselves open on metal shrapnel, they tear apart their feet on glass.
They don't feel pain. They cannot think "Hey walking past this sharp metal hook is going to tear my innards out!". They just walk, until there's nothing left.

You can defend against an entire horde of zombies with some caltrops and barbwire. The zombies will just kill themselves by ripping themselves apart on the environment.
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Ian Pullydadge - Thu, 09 Jun 2016 04:39:51 EST ID:esx2Em6L No.14373 Ignore Report Reply
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>>14370
Yeah i agree with you
Im just saying, zombies need trauma to the head to die, but the militia had guns. Like theyre both about as effective, which is why i used that battle as a metaphor
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Rebecca Wammerlire - Fri, 24 Jun 2016 19:33:43 EST ID:0IQzXa/p No.14386 Ignore Report Reply
Godzilla's not that bad of a guy all of the time. He considers Japan his island so I guess I'd have to be living there. At least that's what I'm going to assume so I can be happy with this. He helps sometimes if there's something threatening his hold on his turf, but otherwise he'd pretty fuck fuck everything up. I'm gonna choose godzilla
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Reuben Brenningmadge - Mon, 03 Oct 2016 02:45:21 EST ID:eF+NWZwf No.14434 Ignore Report Reply
>>14164
Godzilla because we collectively have a better chance of surviving. Zombies spread, there is only one Godzilla. Zombies would completely destroy whole government's ability to function very quickly, while Godzilla is isolated in city. Meaning its only a matter of time before military shows up and kills Godzilla. So it would be a matter of surviving until Godzilla is kill.

Godzilla would also be way more exciting than zombies. Imagine a massive reptile dude knocking down skyscrapers and shit. On the other hand, I wouldn't get to shoot my gun which is gay.


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