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Y'all tried this shit?

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- Fri, 28 Aug 2020 09:37:36 EST /KDOgpqV No.284850
File: 1598621856554.jpg -(256555B / 250.54KB, 1181x1182) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Y'all tried this shit?
I was out of beer but my mom had a few of these in the fridge.

They have done it. They made booze not taste like booze without having to mix 5 things together. I always said if Pepsi got me tore back I'd drink that.

It's not exactly Pepsi but there has to be a catch besides being a little pricey. Because when I get a case I'm think I'm going with new Zima. Am I going to ass piss or what's the catch here?
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Clara Chettingture - Wed, 16 Sep 2020 14:00:48 EST KY+730ZW No.284950 Reply
lmao what do you mean bro i'm from europe i can't just easily move to america and have a house or some shit
Wesley Choggleway - Wed, 16 Sep 2020 20:17:16 EST 60/z0bnM No.284951 Reply
I don't drink those because I like myself. If I'm drinking I'll drink something that actually makes me feel like I'm drinking.
Wesley Worthinglock - Wed, 30 Sep 2020 11:41:49 EST waQ3P5CN No.285007 Reply

Yup, best stick to drinking beer. That seltzer shit is part of the slow downward spiral of civilization


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- Sun, 27 Sep 2020 13:20:22 EST pf3Iupuk No.284995
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Anyone else get gnarly anxiety the day after hitting it hard? Even if things go seemingly well, I wake up overanalyzing every little thing I did or said and feel so stupid about it. It makes me just want to drink alone instead.
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jarvis cocksucker - Mon, 28 Sep 2020 14:06:28 EST ezmN6a16 No.285003 Reply
thats some gay ass shit man. who cares what some fag oti thinks of you cause you are sperging drunk. let the cringe flow laddy
Simon Nuggleshit - Mon, 28 Sep 2020 17:08:56 EST J0Brw5eS No.285004 Reply
i understand where you're coming from but if you will never see those people please don't beat yourself up over what they may not actually think of you
Wesley Dronnerkadge - Mon, 28 Sep 2020 22:18:28 EST a9hIoD16 No.285006 Reply
Yeah I know, it's just that it's an old game and I always play the same server, and it's mostly regulars cause old game so yeah there's that
It's not even half as bad as actual social event morning after schock, more a small damnit not again

watery poo poo

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- Wed, 09 Sep 2020 09:38:19 EST SUx7Qk5u No.284923
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Anyone found a way to avoid the watery shits or is that just part of daily drinking?
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Eugene Goodfield - Mon, 21 Sep 2020 19:02:35 EST 4H/9l7bZ No.284968 Reply
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finally found it, had to go deep diving into my unorganized /b/ folder
Molly Grandforth - Sun, 27 Sep 2020 13:07:02 EST pf3Iupuk No.284993 Reply
If you eat three solid, healthy meals a day and drink plenty of water along with your booze it helps a lot. I only get the runs when I eat fast food and sweets and shit after I've been drinking.
Fucking Naggletat - Mon, 28 Sep 2020 09:26:34 EST 5avrj491 No.285001 Reply
it's not the booze it's your diet. Guessing you're an american who sharts themselves in wal-mart


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- Mon, 28 Sep 2020 07:37:24 EST V463Izos No.285000
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how long does a bottle of Schooln standard last for you?

also i can recommend drinking vodka the Schooln way. that is breathe out before taking a shot, then inhale after you did the shot. also definitely eat some salted pickles when drinking they taste great when drunk on vodka.


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- Sat, 25 Jul 2020 23:06:00 EST xwgyD0x3 No.284603
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anyone else try to manage their alcoholism with beer but struggle getting drunk enough to stop withdrawal without throwing up from sheer bloating (talkin high gravity beers). it sucks. i know the answer is liquor but that gets me kicked out of my living situation and mixing benzos does even worse. any advice beyond an empty stomach?
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Sophie Claywell - Sun, 27 Sep 2020 18:51:20 EST JObfgpux No.284998 Reply
For mixed drinks, invest in citrus fruits. Just buy like a dozen limes and lemons when you go to the grocer.
Make simple syrup by boiling a cup of water, pour into a pan with a cup of sugar. Stir to dissolve, pour into a glass bottle (keeps for ~2 weeks, wash between refills with soap).
Mix the juice of half a lemon or lime, 0.5 to 1 ounce of syrup, and 2 oz of liquor. Whiskey with lemon, rum with lime, vodka works with either. Pour over ice and fill the cup with selzter water.
Very basic, tastes good, gets you buzzed, less bloating than beer.
Helped me get off the habit of just doing shots of vodka to get hammered every day. You can also of course progress to making real cocktails which is fun in its own right and I think can help your brain start looking at booze in a different way.
Angus Purringstene - Sun, 27 Sep 2020 19:07:02 EST 4H/9l7bZ No.284999 Reply

you bumped a 3 month old thread to tell a guy who clearly stated he cannot have liquor in his residence that he should make cocktails with liquor.

excellent contribution

Alcohol is the best music drug

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- Sat, 30 Nov 2019 19:15:22 EST KgEJ5bfL No.283257
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Anyone else find alcohol really enhances music, more so than most drugs? I also find different drugs make me enjoy different music.

will listen to pretty much anything, but more chill and uplifting music is usually preferred
listen to shoegaze while I move around in non-euclidean space
mostly listen to electronic music but any music as long as its rhythm oriented and energetic
when drunk I listen to historical folk and military music, such as Katyusha or Ein Heller und Ein Batzen, or I listen to goofy, jovial music like Moskau by Genghis Khan. I get really into it and slap my knee, dance and sometimes sing along

pic related is the vibe I get from drinking, I feel like it connects me with history somehow
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Graham Fabblewater - Sun, 27 Sep 2020 04:06:10 EST OSMK1sDn No.284987 Reply
I've spent the last seven years curating a personal 150-song playlist to listen to while drunk, and I agree with you 100% OP.

Amphetamine is my favorite drug, and I suppose the like 7-minute amphetamine peak is grander for music than even alcohol, but alcohol is the only drug with which you can have a sublime prolonged experience wiith music. It;s the only high that really lasts and it is precious.
Hamilton Beckleterk - Sun, 27 Sep 2020 11:54:29 EST T0z2wkx3 No.284989 Reply
I like drinking as much as the next guy, but have you ever taken lsd or mdma at a concert? Fantastic way of enchanting your experience.
Sophie Claywell - Sun, 27 Sep 2020 18:41:15 EST JObfgpux No.284997 Reply
>when drunk I listen to historical folk and military music, such as Katyusha or Ein Heller und Ein Batzen, or I listen to goofy, jovial music like Moskau by Genghis Khan. I get really into it and slap my knee, dance and sometimes sing along
Wtf I do the same shit down to the song picks
I also hit up irish rebel songs a lot when drunk


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- Fri, 06 Mar 2020 01:19:06 EST APgsu79i No.283819
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Time for anotha one. Grateful this site's still alive, keep fucking up and getting fucked up

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Sophie Pallyman - Sun, 27 Sep 2020 12:03:31 EST qcCJjzgQ No.284991 Reply
actually nvm it was yikes up until the last like 2 sentences.
Jack Paddlenit - Sun, 27 Sep 2020 13:15:37 EST b71RBwaa No.284994 Reply
look it's still a lot better than the guy who was """""rapping""""" and """""freestyling""""" on stim

pls don't give me any downvotes

Fucked my life up again, will be alone forever because I'm drunk

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- Tue, 25 Aug 2020 23:06:11 EST uHIufqoR No.284824
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I finally fucked up beyond belief. Been with the sweetest most kind girl I've ever been with for a couple of months. She already is wary of the drinking. One night I have her come over while I'm blackout; she's into rough sex and I drunkenly hit her too hard while we're fucking and did so once more after she told me to stop because I was too fucking drunk to even know what was going on. Left in tears and left me the next day over text message, telling me I'm a hopeless fucking drunken piece of shit who lied to her when I told her I was a good man. All I ever want to do is get fucking plastered and it finally tore a hole in me big enough to make me reflect seriously on how badly I've fucked up by getting tossed every day for the past 4 years. I don't even know what do to with myself over what happened this time, I feel like such a a retarded drunken piece of fucking garbage. And of course I'm fucking drunk again tonight, which feels pretty good.
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Nicholas Clondlechene - Thu, 24 Sep 2020 13:00:49 EST fPSFsXhC No.284977 Reply

This is the OP. I thought I should share with you guys that after spending my birthday alone drinking a sleeve of SoCo shooters, I woke up with the worst panic hangover in my life. Quit cold turkey, got really bad DTs and some type of hive like stress rash, fucked up vision, etc. Went to doctor and they said my liver wasn't in good shape for my age but could heal itself. Gave me a tapering clonazepam prescription, started smoking a little more bud, nearly 20 days sober. It's no guarantee of anything but at 2w I think I might be getting close to escaping this shit. Feels good man. Might fall off who knows but right now I'm trying to focus on how to get my shit together and without booze it's a lot easier, even a few weeks in.
Cyril Billingwill - Thu, 24 Sep 2020 15:28:33 EST a9hIoD16 No.284978 Reply
Fuck yeah, keep on fighting the good fight. You'll thank yourself for it.
Also a good OP that actually reports back is much appreciated.
Godspeed the slayer.
Sophie Pallyman - Sun, 27 Sep 2020 12:47:21 EST qcCJjzgQ No.284992 Reply
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Wow bless your soul. Proud of you. Don't fuck it up.
if you do fuck it up, immediately commit to not fucking it up again.

your OP post resonated with me. I was with a guy on and off for two years who had a covert (but in retrospect, extremely obvious) drinking problem.Things ended under somewhat similar circumstances. he also acted like a shit a lot of the time, even though I knew there was probably a good person somewhere in there deep down underneath all the alcohol and trauma and bullshit (or at least that's what I tell myself to keep sane). It's nice to see that something good came out of something so shitty.

Favourite Craft Beer?

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- Thu, 24 Sep 2020 06:57:58 EST wjA6WzPy No.284975
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I know. The stigma behind crafy beer is insufferable. I'm not gonna be a pretentious prick about it though because I'm an alcoholic and I dont give a fuck about that shit. I just wanna drink. Anywho

What are your favourite craft beers? Right now mine is Old Rasputin, Dirty Bastard, and this beer I know for sure is local but I think it might be distributed in a lot of states? I dunno if any of those beers I mentioned are national so have at google because I don't care enough to search, my dudes. ♡

What are your favourite craft beers or micro brewery beers? Bonus points for naming the brewery, their locale and how much you drink!

>pic obviously related. It's Dirty Bastard, my second favourite locally brewed beer. Super dark 8.5% dark ale too. Tastes good man
Phoebe Ganningset - Thu, 24 Sep 2020 07:02:34 EST wjA6WzPy No.284976 Reply
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Whoops I'm drunk the last beer I forgot to mention is called Third Stone and it's disrtibed by Empyrian Brewing Co. Figure out where I am by that info. I'm sure it'll happen fast.
Oliver Soddlemon - Sun, 27 Sep 2020 01:17:26 EST WmPDh4q+ No.284985 Reply
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Founder’s makes some great beers, they have a porter that is delicious and only 8 bucks for a sixer at Total Wine and its 6.5%. Rasputin is also delicious. I used to love scotch ales but haven’t had one I really liked in a while. Lately been putting back the pale ales because they are a nice mix of flavorful and gulpable. But winter is coming and that means more delicious dark beers. Tonight I had an obsidian stout from Deschutes brewery out of Bend, Oregon. A bit smoky and pretty smooth. Not bad.

I feel you with the pretension thing. I like beer and have tried a lot of them but also just like a regular fuckin lager too. Well, not all of them. But yeah, don’t feel bad for liking something but don’t be a cunt about it. Not all that hard but people are sensitive to cunts sometimes, which also makes them cunts sometimes. Nothing wrong with liking beer but it’s also not an important thing. I live in seattle and there is a local brewery called Fremont brewing and their slogan is “because beer matters”. It’s so fuckin douchy because beer doesn’t fucking matter. It’s just alcohol water. But it can also be made to taste really good. The fact that it can taste good doesn’t make it automatically important, and more to the point, liking or making tasty beer doesn’t elevate your status for shit, so stop acting like it does. Stop trying to make fetch happen, Fremont. Fuck. I wish I could say I was drunk but I just started typing and this came out. Didn’t mean to harsh any vibes. I’m gonna go enjoy a tasty beer, thanks for making a thread about tasty beer, OP


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- Sun, 24 Nov 2019 21:01:15 EST rPmsUoUE No.283219
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Who else loves getting cross faded?

My absolute go to for getting fucked up. There aint nothing like the marriage of weed and booze

I get crossfaded every night
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Thomas Cleblingden - Wed, 12 Aug 2020 20:24:06 EST QCRAZz4s No.284755 Reply
My tolerance to alcohol is pretty high so I love mixing alcohol and weed, I don't ever get sick from drinking and weed makes me feel paranoid. Alcohol really helps take the edge off. Actually goes with pretty much any drug I find, I think I have an anxiety disorder or something
Eliza Clayson - Thu, 13 Aug 2020 16:47:33 EST uvpRcQ9g No.284759 Reply
i spent a solid 5 years figuring out how to drink and smoke without crashing out. i remember one time at a party i rolled a spliff to share with some drunk friends and we all yaked over the next 20 minutes at different parts of the party
Lillian Segglefoot - Sat, 26 Sep 2020 16:44:33 EST AXV+0X8N No.284984 Reply
if im drunk smoking makes me want to puke, but I do take edibles every night. I only last like 3 hours max drunk or off an edible. feels like it shortens my high if I combine them.. im already sad I dont get longer highs off my chocolates.


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- Fri, 25 Sep 2020 04:37:51 EST AT6S35rK No.284982
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Guys watch out how much straight liquor you drink. I think I burned out the lining of my throat or something and now I get intense heartburn every time I have liquor straight. My uncle says it's acid reflux because he is also an alcoholic and he gets the same thing but I dunno.
Also this is a cool lizard I found

white Schooln circlejerk

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- Fri, 25 Sep 2020 00:51:32 EST BRKb8gZu No.284979
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I first tried making a Schooln many years ago after watching The Big Lebowski like every other fag but this shit has become a mainstay of my diet. Top fucking tier when made like 50% vodka and topped with Irish cream instead of half & half so its all liquor.

Only thing that pisses me off about this drink is if you order it at a bar they'll hand you a glass of fucking chocolate milk and call it a white Schooln. They'll do that with most drinks for that matter. If you look up the IBA standard for literally any drink it is meant to be made 5x as strong as any bar will make it. That's why I literally only order beer and shots when I go out because any mixed drink is gonna be some 1% ABV garbage. Friends tell me I'm some kind of master mixologist when really I just follow simple fucking google recipes for these basic ass drinks that every bar is seemingly unable to get right

Anyway shouts out to the white Schooln
Beatrice Nopperkot - Fri, 25 Sep 2020 01:07:21 EST D+y28RIA No.284980 Reply
Those things make for the worst vomit,
Bepis - Fri, 25 Sep 2020 01:11:58 EST BRKb8gZu No.284981 Reply
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So I've heard but tbh the only drink that has made me throw up in the last ten years was mead. This mostly straight edge friend of mine can only handle sickly sweat mead so I tried drinking it with him and ended up projectile vomiting halfway through a bottle.

Maybe I'll vomit this shit up some day and it will ruin it for me

Killing time with alcohol

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- Sun, 26 Jul 2020 20:01:17 EST p+qLVNzC No.284619
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Sometimes I like to drink just to make time pass faster. At least it seems that way to me. Right now waiting for my drugs of choice to come from the DNM. Till then I be drinking some vodka. Anyone else killing time? What are you waiting for?
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Augustus Blagglesad - Wed, 16 Sep 2020 11:56:33 EST msWvI8+L No.284949 Reply
I drink to kill the emply feeling of being a repulsive sack of shit that women want nothing to do with.

Being 42, with useless degree (M.Sc.), at a dead-end job, being a single guy sucks big time. I wish I could do a) military service again, b) go to a couple peacekeeping rotations again and c) stop drinking.

In others words, you still have hope. If you dropped out, get back and finish studies. If you have the brains, continue.

But especially stop drinking. The pain won't go away, but accumulate to a volcano, thall will one day erupt and destroy you.
Wesley Choggleway - Wed, 16 Sep 2020 20:28:05 EST 60/z0bnM No.284952 Reply
I'm waiting for my new bong and also my application approval to get a medical card
Martha Punningpeck - Tue, 22 Sep 2020 02:26:19 EST fw7PFdsT No.284969 Reply
unfortunate, we are in times, we are trying to deal. All is cool though.

Smoothest but strongest

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- Tue, 08 Sep 2020 04:04:24 EST QCRAZz4s No.284913
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What is the most smoothest alcohol for the amount of strength it has?
I usually buy cheap handles of vodka and pound it straight but I'm looking to get enjoyable fucked up.
I'm talking like 100+ proof and it goes down like butter
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Leary's Ghost - Thu, 17 Sep 2020 21:25:05 EST o35w5bE1 No.284959 Reply
RUMPLEMINZ - 140 ish proof and your breath smells like you just brushed your teeth
Nathaniel Hammlestone - Sat, 19 Sep 2020 13:43:22 EST pf3Iupuk No.284961 Reply

Yeah dude Rumpleminz is so smooth. Chase it with ice water. It's like when you drink from a water fountain with mint gum in your mouth,

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