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- Fri, 25 Sep 2020 04:37:51 EST AT6S35rK No.284982
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Guys watch out how much straight liquor you drink. I think I burned out the lining of my throat or something and now I get intense heartburn every time I have liquor straight. My uncle says it's acid reflux because he is also an alcoholic and he gets the same thing but I dunno.
Also this is a cool lizard I found

white Schooln circlejerk

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- Fri, 25 Sep 2020 00:51:32 EST BRKb8gZu No.284979
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I first tried making a Schooln many years ago after watching The Big Lebowski like every other fag but this shit has become a mainstay of my diet. Top fucking tier when made like 50% vodka and topped with Irish cream instead of half & half so its all liquor.

Only thing that pisses me off about this drink is if you order it at a bar they'll hand you a glass of fucking chocolate milk and call it a white Schooln. They'll do that with most drinks for that matter. If you look up the IBA standard for literally any drink it is meant to be made 5x as strong as any bar will make it. That's why I literally only order beer and shots when I go out because any mixed drink is gonna be some 1% ABV garbage. Friends tell me I'm some kind of master mixologist when really I just follow simple fucking google recipes for these basic ass drinks that every bar is seemingly unable to get right

Anyway shouts out to the white Schooln
Beatrice Nopperkot - Fri, 25 Sep 2020 01:07:21 EST D+y28RIA No.284980 Reply
Those things make for the worst vomit,
Bepis - Fri, 25 Sep 2020 01:11:58 EST BRKb8gZu No.284981 Reply
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So I've heard but tbh the only drink that has made me throw up in the last ten years was mead. This mostly straight edge friend of mine can only handle sickly sweat mead so I tried drinking it with him and ended up projectile vomiting halfway through a bottle.

Maybe I'll vomit this shit up some day and it will ruin it for me

Fucked my life up again, will be alone forever because I'm drunk

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- Tue, 25 Aug 2020 23:06:11 EST uHIufqoR No.284824
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I finally fucked up beyond belief. Been with the sweetest most kind girl I've ever been with for a couple of months. She already is wary of the drinking. One night I have her come over while I'm blackout; she's into rough sex and I drunkenly hit her too hard while we're fucking and did so once more after she told me to stop because I was too fucking drunk to even know what was going on. Left in tears and left me the next day over text message, telling me I'm a hopeless fucking drunken piece of shit who lied to her when I told her I was a good man. All I ever want to do is get fucking plastered and it finally tore a hole in me big enough to make me reflect seriously on how badly I've fucked up by getting tossed every day for the past 4 years. I don't even know what do to with myself over what happened this time, I feel like such a a retarded drunken piece of fucking garbage. And of course I'm fucking drunk again tonight, which feels pretty good.
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Oliver Gattingbirk - Fri, 28 Aug 2020 07:46:06 EST ezmN6a16 No.284849 Reply
>Even went to the point of cutting all of my family out from baby pictures and shit.
LMAO sorry not sorry
Nicholas Clondlechene - Thu, 24 Sep 2020 13:00:49 EST fPSFsXhC No.284977 Reply

This is the OP. I thought I should share with you guys that after spending my birthday alone drinking a sleeve of SoCo shooters, I woke up with the worst panic hangover in my life. Quit cold turkey, got really bad DTs and some type of hive like stress rash, fucked up vision, etc. Went to doctor and they said my liver wasn't in good shape for my age but could heal itself. Gave me a tapering clonazepam prescription, started smoking a little more bud, nearly 20 days sober. It's no guarantee of anything but at 2w I think I might be getting close to escaping this shit. Feels good man. Might fall off who knows but right now I'm trying to focus on how to get my shit together and without booze it's a lot easier, even a few weeks in.
Cyril Billingwill - Thu, 24 Sep 2020 15:28:33 EST a9hIoD16 No.284978 Reply
Fuck yeah, keep on fighting the good fight. You'll thank yourself for it.
Also a good OP that actually reports back is much appreciated.
Godspeed the slayer.

Favourite Craft Beer?

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- Thu, 24 Sep 2020 06:57:58 EST wjA6WzPy No.284975
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I know. The stigma behind crafy beer is insufferable. I'm not gonna be a pretentious prick about it though because I'm an alcoholic and I dont give a fuck about that shit. I just wanna drink. Anywho

What are your favourite craft beers? Right now mine is Old Rasputin, Dirty Bastard, and this beer I know for sure is local but I think it might be distributed in a lot of states? I dunno if any of those beers I mentioned are national so have at google because I don't care enough to search, my dudes. ♡

What are your favourite craft beers or micro brewery beers? Bonus points for naming the brewery, their locale and how much you drink!

>pic obviously related. It's Dirty Bastard, my second favourite locally brewed beer. Super dark 8.5% dark ale too. Tastes good man
Phoebe Ganningset - Thu, 24 Sep 2020 07:02:34 EST wjA6WzPy No.284976 Reply
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Whoops I'm drunk the last beer I forgot to mention is called Third Stone and it's disrtibed by Empyrian Brewing Co. Figure out where I am by that info. I'm sure it'll happen fast.


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- Fri, 06 Mar 2020 01:19:06 EST APgsu79i No.283819
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Time for anotha one. Grateful this site's still alive, keep fucking up and getting fucked up

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Fanny Blatherspear - Wed, 23 Sep 2020 09:01:01 EST 03vIPf+v No.284972 Reply
I only drink cider beer or seltsers really any 40 can from the gas station always makes me feel god awful and you get that metallic feeling in ur head along with the drunk that makes it not pleasant. i wanna try an olde english tho
Fanny Blatherspear - Wed, 23 Sep 2020 09:02:47 EST 03vIPf+v No.284973 Reply
tonight the hooch denier has become the hooch'd bwd+h on some watermelon vodka and some gg4
Sophie Chungerwill - Thu, 24 Sep 2020 00:48:46 EST jhCu5sP0 No.284974 Reply
Any day drinking gives me a headache lately if I have like 6 drinks from 12-2 at the bar when I go on motorcycle ride with my friend and dont drink the rest of the day. Don't get hang overs that easily when I drink in the evening

Killing time with alcohol

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- Sun, 26 Jul 2020 20:01:17 EST p+qLVNzC No.284619
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Sometimes I like to drink just to make time pass faster. At least it seems that way to me. Right now waiting for my drugs of choice to come from the DNM. Till then I be drinking some vodka. Anyone else killing time? What are you waiting for?
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Augustus Blagglesad - Wed, 16 Sep 2020 11:56:33 EST msWvI8+L No.284949 Reply
I drink to kill the emply feeling of being a repulsive sack of shit that women want nothing to do with.

Being 42, with useless degree (M.Sc.), at a dead-end job, being a single guy sucks big time. I wish I could do a) military service again, b) go to a couple peacekeeping rotations again and c) stop drinking.

In others words, you still have hope. If you dropped out, get back and finish studies. If you have the brains, continue.

But especially stop drinking. The pain won't go away, but accumulate to a volcano, thall will one day erupt and destroy you.
Wesley Choggleway - Wed, 16 Sep 2020 20:28:05 EST 60/z0bnM No.284952 Reply
I'm waiting for my new bong and also my application approval to get a medical card
Martha Punningpeck - Tue, 22 Sep 2020 02:26:19 EST fw7PFdsT No.284969 Reply
unfortunate, we are in times, we are trying to deal. All is cool though.

watery poo poo

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- Wed, 09 Sep 2020 09:38:19 EST SUx7Qk5u No.284923
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Anyone found a way to avoid the watery shits or is that just part of daily drinking?
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Henry Crondlestone - Sun, 20 Sep 2020 07:24:18 EST IJ5nawyG No.284964 Reply
No way around it except eating bettter and keeping hydrated. Damn dont any of you fucks have off days to recover from the beer shits and shitty sleep.
Eugene Goodfield - Mon, 21 Sep 2020 19:02:35 EST 4H/9l7bZ No.284968 Reply
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finally found it, had to go deep diving into my unorganized /b/ folder

Smoothest but strongest

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- Tue, 08 Sep 2020 04:04:24 EST QCRAZz4s No.284913
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What is the most smoothest alcohol for the amount of strength it has?
I usually buy cheap handles of vodka and pound it straight but I'm looking to get enjoyable fucked up.
I'm talking like 100+ proof and it goes down like butter
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Leary's Ghost - Thu, 17 Sep 2020 21:25:05 EST o35w5bE1 No.284959 Reply
RUMPLEMINZ - 140 ish proof and your breath smells like you just brushed your teeth
Nathaniel Hammlestone - Sat, 19 Sep 2020 13:43:22 EST pf3Iupuk No.284961 Reply

Yeah dude Rumpleminz is so smooth. Chase it with ice water. It's like when you drink from a water fountain with mint gum in your mouth,

Just Alcoholic Things~ #2

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- Fri, 08 May 2020 05:04:36 EST 4H/9l7bZ No.284232
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post shit only truly forsaken alcoholics would understand

>when you start developing visible skin or hair issues as a result of chronic alcoholism

>when you have a "tapering plan" that never seems to last longer than 2 days

>when beer no longer has enough of an effect and just pisses you off

>when stores that are explicitly required in their policy on visible signage to always check ID's of customers just stop checking yours because you go so often
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Thomas Sopperfuck - Tue, 08 Sep 2020 16:22:52 EST Vl0aPjPk No.284916 Reply
> When your local convenience store that serves hardcore fuck ups turns you down for alcohol because you're that drunk, and you know all the staff. The shame the next day.
Barnaby Drattingcocke - Tue, 08 Sep 2020 18:20:28 EST /Q6Bo0m4 No.284917 Reply
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Great cat.
Sometimes I feel bad about my drinking habits but not as much after reading this thread.
Phyllis Baddleson - Fri, 18 Sep 2020 20:00:36 EST ZEEGqmKX No.284960 Reply
Only ONE meter next to the John.

And thus, there were no 'material losses', but usual drunken retardness.

Still - even though it wasn't the first time - made Me feel like a sack of shit, which I am.

Wine buddies?

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- Sun, 06 Sep 2020 10:55:28 EST 5yR2UPOL No.284901
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So, I have a half of a bottle of open cabernet sauvignon thats been sitting in a hot room for a week. Which one of you would drink it?
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wayne king - Tue, 08 Sep 2020 21:22:21 EST PvA493l/ No.284920 Reply
I have about 3 shots of jack daniels single barrel select laying on back porch soaking in the sun you can have it.
Ebenezer Dublingstock - Wed, 09 Sep 2020 02:12:54 EST 4H/9l7bZ No.284921 Reply

i would happily drink both these offerings. just chase it with cold water and u goof
William Huzzleridge - Thu, 17 Sep 2020 19:23:14 EST pf3Iupuk No.284958 Reply
Hell ya man I'd drink it

Y'all tried this shit?

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- Fri, 28 Aug 2020 09:37:36 EST /KDOgpqV No.284850
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I was out of beer but my mom had a few of these in the fridge.

They have done it. They made booze not taste like booze without having to mix 5 things together. I always said if Pepsi got me tore back I'd drink that.

It's not exactly Pepsi but there has to be a catch besides being a little pricey. Because when I get a case I'm think I'm going with new Zima. Am I going to ass piss or what's the catch here?
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John Checklehood - Wed, 09 Sep 2020 19:06:56 EST TGI913aD No.284926 Reply
Its cheap in america and i honestly do not get why people live outside of here
Clara Chettingture - Wed, 16 Sep 2020 14:00:48 EST KY+730ZW No.284950 Reply
lmao what do you mean bro i'm from europe i can't just easily move to america and have a house or some shit
Wesley Choggleway - Wed, 16 Sep 2020 20:17:16 EST 60/z0bnM No.284951 Reply
I don't drink those because I like myself. If I'm drinking I'll drink something that actually makes me feel like I'm drinking.

Feeling pressure to drink in social situations?

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- Thu, 27 Aug 2020 00:49:33 EST RIRLPfJv No.284831
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I have a couple of friends who always get drunk when I see them. but I've been trying to cut back but then if I don't drink its awkward because they're all high energy and loud and im sober as a mouse... any tips to get through this? i just cant handle drinking anymore, it makes me constantly tired/get migraines and while it helps initially relieve the social tension and lessen anxiety, the next day i feel like shit.
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Wesley Hellyspear - Fri, 11 Sep 2020 20:52:50 EST enwGgO05 No.284938 Reply
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it wasn't even a pint it was 330ml, but it this stuff so that's why I suppose, imported or whatever and it's 8.5%
Caroline Bardspear - Sun, 13 Sep 2020 21:53:10 EST kHDIh5wS No.284944 Reply
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This shit is like five or ten bucks. It wasn't terrible and was almost 10%.

Quarantine Drunk Thread

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- Mon, 20 Apr 2020 06:27:39 EST waQ3P5CN No.284084
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Hey /hooch/

How is coronavirus affecting your drinking? Personally not physically going to work is making it much easier to get loaded every day. . .
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Beatrice Wonderbanks - Wed, 02 Sep 2020 00:10:19 EST waQ3P5CN No.284882 Reply
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I posted this thread, god bless everyone. Gotten to the point where I can drink a 375 of evan williams, still drive to the store for a couple more beers so I can go to sleep. Usually sober 3 days a week because of my girlfriend and work, but when I'm alone the train is off the rails. Anyone else drink evan williams? It's dirt cheap shit, but makes me feel better
James Blackfoot - Wed, 02 Sep 2020 21:43:47 EST TGI913aD No.284885 Reply
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god bless you too!
Around april 15th, i gave up liquor.
I drank a fifth of good rum and my girlfriend and i shouted til puked in a bucket at 4am.
I'm still drinking about 4-6 beers a night.
Eating about 20-30mg of edibles a night.
Working from home in shorts with no underwear, I can start eating edibles around 3 and drinking around 4.
Life's honestly pretty good but I will be drinking liquor starting in winter.
Barnaby Drattingcocke - Tue, 08 Sep 2020 18:55:28 EST /Q6Bo0m4 No.284919 Reply
Evan is a great value bourbon. Good flavor (or at least not bad) and priced just above the other cheap whiskeys. I recommend trying their small batch and single barrel series, I usually see the 750s priced around the same as a handle of the normal stuff.
I know I just recommended someone buy liquor in the last sentence but good for you, liquor is so bad for you.

I'm fuckin wasted

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- Sun, 06 Sep 2020 21:41:11 EST pf3Iupuk No.284906
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You guys rock! I drank a bottle of wine and a twelve pack of twisted tea. Made a couple pizzas with peppers from the garden on 'em, started a fire and shot guns with my kid. Happy labor day weekend motherfuckers, life is short, stay cool.

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