/hooch/ Alcohol Discussion
I looked 3 pages back and and didn't see the BWD. What the fuck is up with that? Don't tell me you're getting sober. What are you'll cowards drinking?>tfw no friend to drink wheat beer and listen to old music with
>tfw no friend to drink wheat beer and listen to old music with
>>282072>tfw there was a BWD on the first page and I was so drunk I scrolled past it multiple timesTime to commit harakiri. nb.
>tfw there was a BWD on the first page and I was so drunk I scrolled past it multiple times
>>282117Fuck me that's a funny image. Although I am nearly drunk.Cheers regardless. Happy vibes /hooch/!
post your top 5 brands of gin or your favorite go-to brand; post your favorite drinks to make>Tanqueray is probably my favorite currently>looking to try Bombay Sapphire, Hendricks, Aviation, and Brooklyn Ginmy most consistently made drink is tanq, tonic water, and 60% newman's natural lemonade, its some good ass real lemon with some safari fucker on the carton. they also have a LIMEADE which I am ever more eager to try since I recall it being more tart, which is why I like the Newman's brand juice. I have a bunch of random gatorade and juice to make drinks with, and I purchased higher quality tonic water.
>Tanqueray is probably my favorite currently>looking to try Bombay Sapphire, Hendricks, Aviation, and Brooklyn Gin
>>282085>ive been seeing mention of cucumber pertaining to HendricksI love cucumber drinks, so maybe that's why I love hendricks
>ive been seeing mention of cucumber pertaining to Hendricks
Rangpur is fucking dank
>>282062>cheap stuff>Beefeaterwat. you sound (sound in text.) surprised at the quality. it's mid-price and competes with top-shelf stuff IMO. clean, clear juniper flavor, as smooth as any 40%abv liquid can reasonably be. 15-20USD in my area, google says that's roughly the same price you mentioned.>blood orange pic related is my opinion on bottled flavors in gin or any distilled spirit. get some 's and a strainer. change your life.
>hehe, really stocking up today huh? what's the occasion?shut the fuck up
>hehe, really stocking up today huh? what's the occasion?
>>282104I live in Utah and it's always been fairly strict about minors and alcohol. So if someone with the party buying alcohol seems like they could be very small they won't sell it. Sometimes even if you look old enough but don't have your ID they won't sell it either. But yeah noobie mistake is having the youngin accompany the purchaser into the store(s).
>Buys a case of 40s>think the black working the register is the degenerate in this scenariofucking LOL
>Buys a case of 40s>think the black working the register is the degenerate in this scenario
>>282059lol...you seriously think fucking clerks and visually looking at and memorizing your information to send to the govt.? If anything it'd be when they scan it you moron.
Hey /hooch/, what happens if I drink everyday? I just noticed that's something I do. Like probably 9 beers a day on average. It's helping me not fly off the fucking sanity ledge with DXM. Or is it?I don't know. What do you folks think about drinking every day? HURR yeah I know what you think you think about it but I thought about that shit so think about it and LET ME KNOW! Thanks friends. Enjoy some pupper and doggo in the meantime.
It stops being fun or helpful. It becomes boring and hurtful.
>>282112Damn, so is the secret to living a rewarding life to not overdo things? To not to any one thing excessively? Like just have tons of variety in life and do lots of stuff minimally so it doesn't get old? Shit maybe I've been doing it wrong. Everything I do I end up abusing the shit out of to my own detriment. I need to branch out then, yeah?
Why do people advise against this, i don't understand how it effects the experience of drinking, Ive done it loads of times and can't see whats so dangerous or degenerate about it.
Never thought anything about it. Till I became an alcoholic, and went overboard on the psychosis side to many times drinking. It's like asking why is it uncouth to snort an 8ball from a McDonalds straw, vs. popping an XR adderall, The effects are going to leave you fucked on a different level. In comparison to just have having a six pack over a day.
>>282005>For sure. I myself would prefer to not have tainted a fresh bottle with anyone >else's backwash. Eh, nobody has to force backwash back-into a bottle after eating a cheeseburger. Somehow the pressure compression of fully putting their lips around a bottle does create a vacuum effect.An associate of mine just tips beer bottle, whatever an inch above his mouth when he drinks, even beer from a can if it is not his. Not too difficult to accomplish. Backwash, It does taint beer, liquor.Even a beer in drank in a short amount of time, so it seems. By the same person. It's common courtesy at times to not put your lips mouth on somebody else's beverage container.
>For sure. I myself would prefer to not have tainted a fresh bottle with anyone >else's backwash.
>>282106Oh yeah huh? That's how I share drinks as an adult - just tipping it above my mouth an inch or so instead of deepthroating the container. As a sort of related thing, when I share joints or blunts or anything except a bong I curl my lips inward so as to avoid depositing saliva all over the bitch. Bitch up is in my text prediction suggestions by the way. Fun.
I've been using alcohol as an emotional crutch since I started drinking like a year ago. I used to joke all the time about being a "borderline alcoholic." I usually only drink when I'm depressed. Well, this past week I've been drinking a lot. I plowed through half a fifth of shitty whiskey last night. I've passed out multiple times (I'm a huge lightweight). And now, after 16 hours of sobriety, I think I'm having DTs.And the thing is, I kinda dgaf. It's just weird to think, like, wow I'm an alcoholic. My mother was an alchie and my father tried so hard to control me so I wouldn't become one. I didn't drink until I was 26 (after I became homeless lol).
>>282074>>282099Oh OK I get it now, what you call a "pint" bottle is not actually a pint in volume, thats confusing
>>282100Welcome to US measurements, motherfucker. You're in for a wild ride. A pint is 16 oz unless you're talking about hard liquor or berries.That pic you posted is too canadian.
Chart looks right.A US fifth is 2 pints 750 ml. A half pint is 200ml. A shooter is 50ml. I pint, yea I would definitely say 2 cups. It definitely varies by countries. A pint of skol vodka can be had for 4 dollars. Can get https://www.liquor.com/brands/epic-vodka/ 2 dollars for 200ml if your store keeps it behind the counter and they basically like you. I think stores get these boxes as gratuity from their distributors if you do not see these for sale on display.
Howdy, so since I moved to Japan I’m drinking about 500ml of 20% alcohol per day. I drink while teaching English, I drink on my way home, I drink when I get up, I drink till I go to bed. It’s been going on for about 7 months now. It’s a pretty shitty habit and I want to slow down on the drinks. There is no weed here, it’s like ¥5000 a gram and I could go to jail for 10 years if caught. My contract is for about another 8 months. I’m leaving back to Canada after cause I miss my weed. That being said, I want to quit or at least stop for a month. I can get Benzos pretty easily here and am hoping to use those to slow down. I could also do a taper with beer as it’s like ¥75 yen a beer here. Has anyone here used Benzos to stop drinking or have done a taper successfully? As for choice of Benzos I can pretty much just ask my dr for some and he will give them to me. Any ideas on what I should use? Thanks in advance
thats like 10 drinks a day, surely you can't be getting drunk if you're spreading that over the whole day. To be honest I'd be surprised if you got withdrawals (i am not an expert and this is not medical advice)
>>282098its not even 10 drinks a day its less than a 6 pack of budweiser a day.
>>282103It is 40 proof. A US pint is 375 milliliters. A US half-pint is 200 Ml. So I guess it is a bit over a half-pint a day, of what 80 proof would be. A half pint and shooter, 100Ml.Which consumed daily is somewhat considerable. Maybe 6 6.5% 12 oz by vol beers. Somewhere around that.
post shit only truly forsaken alcoholics would understand>when you finally bring yourself to eat actual food and you get so nauseous you start pouring sweat just trying not to puke it up>when you gotta hide your fine motor actions from friends and colleagues or use both hands so they don't notice you shaking>when you have alcohol on your breath after brushing your teeth 3 times>when a firm, solid shit makes your week
>when you finally bring yourself to eat actual food and you get so nauseous you start pouring sweat just trying not to puke it up
>when you gotta hide your fine motor actions from friends and colleagues or use both hands so they don't notice you shaking
>when you have alcohol on your breath after brushing your teeth 3 times
>when a firm, solid shit makes your week
>>279273How long did it take you to realize that's fucking retarded?
>>282066>I have a rule where I don't drink for 2-5 days after I have some drinksI remember that, "I only drink at weekends" lasted for a good ~10 years. I don't know what happened really, I just suddenly started getting the urge to drink in the week, I mean I'd always have liked to, but I don't know what the turning point was. All of a sudden I'd be at work and suddenly get like a phantom taste of booze and like a little lightning bolt dopamine hit and think "fuck yeah you can get blasted tonight you don't have to work until 5PM tomorrow" and as it got more frequent I started to also feel like I knew what was happening and couldn't do anything about it although obviously I could. I would get like weird anxiety with the urge like I was going towards a waterfall in a canoe or something.
>I have a rule where I don't drink for 2-5 days after I have some drinks
>>282066Thinking about drinks and drinking is one of the many signs, but it sounds like you're in control.
Sippin on some Jack Daniels and sour soda. 3rd drink in, and for some reason they keep getting stronger.BUMPWHENDURNK
>>281262Go on an IRC, it's the perfect place to have discussions in real time without IRL bullshit.
I've weighed down the EarthNo use trying to save ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Gau6SL-Xt0Blitzed on a Sunday
Anyone have experience getting a dui? In Arkansas.got arrested sat night, but they let me go pretty quickly. i guess dui carries a year in prison here so I'm freaking out a bit. I think I did ok on the tests, but then chickened out and didnt blow into the machine.What do I do? Just show up and see what happens? Never been to court before so like I said, kinda freaking out.
>>281986Denying a breath or blood test is essentially pleading guilty to the crime. A decent lawyer may help, but, in most if not all states, refusing breath or blood tests is saying guilty by default.
>>282006People drink and drive all the time. Say holidays, where one does not drink much but has sat 5 drinks in a few hours then drives. Likely not so coordinated. i see it a lot. One dude ran into a woman's car, she wasn't worried about the damage. She was just concerned that he wasn't on the road. So I took his car and parked it, gave him the location of his car so he could find it. Charged him 40 bucks, because we had basically his and hers issue to figure out. She did not want him on the road, he ran into her car, it was police of get him home without driving. So he was in some divorce deal with his wife, alcohol no doubt involved. So he was drinking to try to get over it. Which proved wrong. Some states are pretty strong on DUIs. Colorado in particular, people get like 5 and then something bad finally happens. I do not think penalties are generally a deterrent. I have had off duty cops drunk basically as fuck riving around stalking people. And the policy is cops should be armed off duty as policy. That is great. Regardless, It is possible to not drink and drive. Get a cab. Just don't drink, whatever. A relative got rear ended by an I believe elderly gentleman. But he was over the limit. i think it was his fault anyway, otherwise there would not have been an issue. An associate swiped like 5 cars in a block. Another time he hit a parked car. The outward unbuckled driver broken windshield look is pretty much telling. In all, regardless of cops driving pretty drunk on duty, whatever. Even a few beers is enough to have an accident or worse, where things didn't have to happen thatway, that day that night. Like I said, I see people who are obviously not driving correctly. Because of drinking. It's just not worth it. A note of ops post. In Colorado, the blood testing labs kits were flawed kinda recently, and maybe 800 cases could be just thrown out. One could likley even represent themselves with some law knowledge. On that note as well. Roadside breathalyzers, I believe mostly flawed. But to go further, it takes a few drinks to make things that were simple, very difficult. So no drink and drive.
Arkansas court has a lot of piece of shit judges who slam you over nothing, but for a first offense DUI, you'll probably just get probation. I'd definitely get a lawyer so that you're guaranteed probation opposed to rolling the dice and potentially getting slammed by some dick head bible thumping judge. When I had to deal with garland county court, people were getting fucking slammed over the pettiest of misdemeanors, and there's no court supervision there which means you're gonna end up getting drug tested no matter what if you get convicted of anything there.
What'syour most hated beverage or liquor? We all have at least one that just makes us retch whenever we smell it. For me its Chinese baijiu or rice spirits. I've been treated to some of the supposedly finest quality maotais and its all the same sickly sweet smelling gasoline that makes me feel like I just lost a year off my life the next day. I love some of the weaker undistilled rice wines however. A close second would be drinking straight gin. Gag.
The vilest thing I drank was my friend's kilju (unflavored) when we were teenagers. I haven't drank kilju since. Who knows, I might be able handle it better now being a seasoned alcoholic in my late 30s but I haven't been bothered to try.
>>281960Once I put sugar + water + yeat into an empty Olde English 800 bottle and waited a week and drank it, I got so fucked up I blacked out, passed out, and woke up with pissed jeans. It actually wasn't that nasty according to my memory but I doubt I could drink it now.
>>282052>sugar + water + yeat
>sugar + water + yeat
>go to liquor store for some liquor>get to the counter>SIR WOULD YOU LIKE TO DONATE TO THE CHILDRENS HOSPITAL>no thank you, I'm spending $50 on this handle of whisky but no, those sick kids aren't getting my moneyI shouldn't have to be charity shamed, you people already charge me an insane amount for alcohol and why would I give you more money? Maybe take some of the $20+ government markup on your bottles and give some of that to the sick kids.I would go to a different liquor store but it's fucking provincially mandated so not only is there no other liquor stores in a 50km radius but even if I did go to another liquor store they would just fucking ask me too because it's run by the same fucking people.Fucking Canadian liquor stores.
>go to liquor store for some liquor>get to the counter>SIR WOULD YOU LIKE TO DONATE TO THE CHILDRENS HOSPITAL>no thank you, I'm spending $50 on this handle of whisky but no, those sick kids aren't getting my money
Fuck giving your money to sick kids. It's not your responsibility, it's the government's. If they're failing at their job it's their fucking fault, not yours.Charity is the most band aid on a cancer patient garbage worthless racket ever invented in the history of man.
oh canada. just say no
>>281856>it's the government'sDON'T TREAD ON MEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>it's the government's
>It shrinks my liver, doesn't it, Nat? It pickles my kidneys, yes. But what does it do to my mind?
>It shrinks my liver, doesn't it, Nat? It pickles my kidneys, yes. But what does it do to my mind?
>>282030Trees Lounge is also pretty fuckin good
>>282031my fav in the thread thus far, would have posted this one
It can only get better.
Does anyone here somehow end up MORE horny and prone to spontaneous rock hard erections and such after a bunch of drinking? I know the whiskey dick stereotype... but after going on benders it seems like my dopamine levels get jacked up all high to fuck and I end up wanking off a bunch. I think it's the dopamine pleasure/reward part of my brain getting all screwed up from the booze.
>>281925I think alcohol and its metabolites possibly fuck with your acetylcholine, because I swear jacking it on DPH is like jacking it while hungover. Enhances orgasm.
>>281934This is so true, i opened a thread back then with the same point. There was a case when i was hungover/starting of WDs, and i jacked like 7 times in a few hours. I was kinky as fuck and came buckets.
>>281901I feel like if I'm truly drunk I'll have trouble maintaining an erection but the day after yes I am ready to bust a nut.
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