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Harm Reduction Notes for the COVID-19 Pandemic

BWD: FUCK LIFE FUCK YOURSELF STAY DRUNK

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- Fri, 06 Mar 2020 01:19:06 EST APgsu79i No.283819
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Time for anotha one. Grateful this site's still alive, keep fucking up and getting fucked up

BUMP
I DARE YOU, PUSSY
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William Gunnerbanks - Tue, 07 Apr 2020 19:38:25 EST TGI913aD No.283999 Reply
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got a 12 pack of good beer on friday. its tuesday night and i have one left.
probably for the best if i don't order more til after work friday.
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Phineas Buffingnod - Wed, 08 Apr 2020 04:31:42 EST +Fd5/stY No.284004 Reply
>>283819
ya know that fucked up where you know you havent hit your toelrance but your stomach says otherwise, im there, copped my first 4 loko on maybe 6 years and a few budweisers feeling good n fuckerd BWD i love you all

Percentage

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- Fri, 13 Mar 2020 17:20:10 EST hsI6WUAE No.283845
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Boys, out of curiosity, what are your standard alc. percent per beer in the US? I feel like many people her say "I drank one tall boy and got buzzed" to which Im confused. Can any alcholic here clarify? Cheers from a fellow fuckup
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Phoebe Dirryway - Thu, 02 Apr 2020 18:24:24 EST JyGGjmm2 No.283979 Reply
>>283974
Definitely not a language that rolls sweetly off the tongue. At least for us yanks.
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Phoebe Clavingwat - Wed, 08 Apr 2020 03:39:59 EST RCCU2AqY No.284002 Reply
benzos are fine om it's own

Do you know in your country Intrnational Haybinder? It's kinda funny. IH

Puke stories

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- Thu, 12 Mar 2020 09:32:27 EST Ktx5U+KL No.283838
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What is the most you have ever vomited?

One day I awoke to find my bathroom painted in an orange-brown film, I don't recall what I ate. Like just sprayed all over, including the ceiling. Cleaning the whole bathroom is the last thing I want to do when excruciatingly hungover.
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Betsy Worthingshaw - Sun, 29 Mar 2020 00:10:22 EST szspRuuA No.283938 Reply
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>19
>been shot gunning beers since I was 15
>can do it really fast by the time I’m 19
>usually did 12oz cans of 5%
>never did do a 24 oz can
>never did do 7.1% alcohol
>decide to show off one day
>think I can kill a 24oz tall boy in one go
>try it with pic related
>did it
>settles in my stomach
>suddenly all stages of drunk hit me at once
>immediately floored to the couch
>five seconds later
>projectile vomit everywhere
>got on my friend who was sitting beside me
>never show off again
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Phoebe Dunkindock - Mon, 30 Mar 2020 19:40:55 EST Ktx5U+KL No.283956 Reply
>>283938
Fuck, with these 8% natty daddy's now which taste like a sour fuck hole, I can't imagine chugging one of those cunts
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William Gunnerbanks - Tue, 07 Apr 2020 19:47:41 EST TGI913aD No.284000 Reply
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>>277566 here and that's not even my worst time puking.
I spent over $2500 on liquor and beer my freshman year and that was all I had saved up from working two jobs in high school.
I look at my dad now and call him an alcoholic, but he didn't drink til he was 35. I don't have an excuse.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1VUWDcp5Sg

Tolerance AKA sea legs

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- Tue, 07 Apr 2020 05:33:13 EST Y/8ASRg2 No.283992
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I've literally drunk myself into tolerance. I can now drink a bottle of whiskey in a day without feeling like I'm going to die. In fact I feel quite cognizant.

Let's discuss this - how much can you drink without being black out?
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Hamilton Pindlewater - Tue, 07 Apr 2020 12:01:19 EST jhJA7P5S No.283995 Reply
>>283992
I pretty much drink beer exclusively, but will drink a little whiskey or wine here and there, but never steadily. Since this pandemic has been going on I've been working very few hours and drinking very heavily everyday. At this point I can easily drink like 18-30 beers in a day and remain functional if not hammered. The number is a rough estimate in that a lot of the beers I drink are fairly high alcohol content. I don't really fully black out a lot as of recently but the last two or three hours towards the end of a day/night are often a blur. I was going strong for awhile, but this shit is starting to catch up to me. Took a couple bad falls skateboarding while trashed over the weekend, and that combined with the cumulative hangover has me feeling like a bag of garbage.
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Nell Sandlefut - Tue, 07 Apr 2020 15:08:47 EST Y/8ASRg2 No.283996 Reply
>>283995

Yeah, I got here gradually. The place I worked gave me about a liter of negroni pre-mixed, and a bottle of whiskey, on top of my personal bottles. Just been wading in. It's weird, I definitely feel it more the next day, like actually drunk, than I did drinking.
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Misty Lovalova - Tue, 07 Apr 2020 19:05:45 EST hsI6WUAE No.283998 Reply
>>283996
Not on topic, but I respect your opinion. #IImNotRacist

Eking out whisky

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- Tue, 18 Feb 2020 11:14:44 EST HjboZ9BR No.283746
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So something you can do with beer, is take a light, cheap but non funky lager and pour in a bit of a fancy potent IPA to make for a cheaper but still tasty beerbeverage.

So I got to thinking, could you do the same with whisky? My fave is Lagavulin, but it's a bit above my budget to be honest. Do you know any whiskey that would be almost like a light lager equivalent, that I could use to eke out the Lagavu?
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Simon Tillingway - Mon, 06 Apr 2020 17:58:07 EST DaF8lssa No.283988 Reply
>>283986
I read it all man and it sounds like a good time for an alcoholic shutin hermit like me
The trouble is I'd have to leave the house to travel to Japan...
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Augustus Dartfield - Mon, 06 Apr 2020 22:12:28 EST zSF2cUPE No.283990 Reply
>>283986
Sounds amazing, thank you for the vivid picture. If I weren't worried that my friends and family would think I had died, I would probably do that
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Walter Clacklewell - Tue, 07 Apr 2020 18:12:38 EST Ktx5U+KL No.283997 Reply
>>283986
That sounds so dystopian yet comfy at the same time. I love it.

Belgian Beer

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- Wed, 08 Jan 2020 20:40:08 EST M6fQOG8R No.283479
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Best Quad I've had in a long time. I'm surprised so many bartenders and drinkers brag about IPA's. They are the chinkiest most simple beers to make. You're not a real drinker until you've reached the exotic beer level. Belgian Beer is the the best in the world. Why don't more companies invest in this stuff. Its so fucking good.
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Cheenis Chedwicke - Fri, 03 Apr 2020 21:46:48 EST F9ntT456 No.283981 Reply
>>283479
I've had Prior 8 by St. Bernardus, shit's great too. Also had Westmalle, but tbh it isn't quite as good.
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Ernest Duggleforth - Tue, 07 Apr 2020 02:05:49 EST 8ELWs5RS No.283991 Reply
Tripel Karmeliet is nectar of the gods, srsly, probably my favourite beer in general.
Belgian beers hangovers are nasty though. Can't figure out why but, sadly, if you get smashed with them you're gonna have an awesome time the morning after.

B-b-but this isn't /hooch/

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- Sun, 15 Mar 2020 23:37:46 EST 5Y3G+3Yo No.283855
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Fuck off weed fags alcohol is a high too. Anyhow so I got my NEETbux today and did an all nighter, I waited and waited until the bottle shop opened up at 10am to get two bottles of vodka(although my alcoholic uncle came with and drank half of one so technically I have 1 and a half) I plan to get pretty drunk soon. Can we do a challenge where only tipsy or drunk are permitted to enter this thread? Try to converse and talk about whatever topics get brought up and let the retardation flow. (Hard mode: no bullshitters allowed) also, stoners deserve the fucking rope
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Cyril Manderforth - Wed, 01 Apr 2020 16:42:21 EST Ktx5U+KL No.283967 Reply
>>283865
Don't insult gays by comparing us to this flaming faglord.
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Frederick Bunbury - Thu, 02 Apr 2020 03:47:09 EST hoFVcFsk No.283970 Reply
>>283855
I usually hang out in /weed/ cause I'm a dank nug degenerate but tonight I'm drunk with the boys what's good fellow hoochers
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Fuck Bardfuck - Mon, 06 Apr 2020 14:46:07 EST KY7ipj5f No.283987 Reply
>>283868
Thank heavens you censored those naughty words! My son reads this board in between his ket boofing seshes and I would hate for him to adopt the mouth of a sailor.

cut the shit

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- Thu, 20 Feb 2020 14:31:56 EST fziQMf4j No.283765
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Gentlemen, the time has come for me to finally to lay down the bottle for a bit and bid you winos adieu.

It was fun while it lasted!
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doctor_booze !WZZVoejeEA - Fri, 28 Feb 2020 15:40:08 EST EaXrcrrq No.283794 Reply
Drinking exclusively for you and remember that the surgeon general recommends that you get a few drinks in now and again it makes that whole not drunk enough to do horrible things thing feel just a tiny bit okay
remember that when you slip back thats just you getting a little bit of what the docotor ordered and thats just a little SLAYER
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Priscilla Gomblewog - Wed, 01 Apr 2020 11:10:43 EST beWR+e4j No.283965 Reply
>>283794
Even though we all know it'll happen, it's good etiquette to not immediately go "you'll be in the crab bucket soon again, sucker".
There's a line between self-irony and hoping for others to fail so you can feel justified.
Look on the bright side - if you get your head a little further up your own ass you might see sunlight.

OP, cheers and good luck from here on.
If it all goes well, you might live long enough to see this shitty tripfag croak, which I think is as good an incentive as any.

I mostly smoke weed but I had a couple whiskeys with soda

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- Sun, 29 Mar 2020 02:40:47 EST ROtJ+LnV No.283939
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This liquor stuff sucks my mouth feels numb like the the dentist but wait I kinda dig it too
EEEEWEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Totally get why people are telling me not to drive cars with this it ain't like my budda no way no how
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Angus Tillingford - Sun, 29 Mar 2020 03:12:41 EST ROtJ+LnV No.283950 Reply
Ima head out and check on this thread in a bit. Post all your homies I guess.
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Angus Tillingford - Sun, 29 Mar 2020 03:14:12 EST ROtJ+LnV No.283951 Reply
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Forgot a final photo
She's named lilly

Corona beer

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- Thu, 13 Feb 2020 15:03:12 EST m5IvpHfZ No.283717
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Does anyone here like Corona?
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Beatrice Billinghall - Thu, 20 Feb 2020 01:28:58 EST APgsu79i No.283764 Reply
>>283717
its tasty and drinkable but the neurotic in me hates the idea of drinking a beer with corn syrup in it
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Eugene Drabblehitch - Wed, 18 Mar 2020 18:48:04 EST KiCEAM2+ No.283876 Reply
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>>283717

Fighting the Coronvirus one Modelo at a time
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Fucking Pongersire - Sat, 28 Mar 2020 19:56:32 EST TGI913aD No.283936 Reply
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>>283876
Modelo is the shit.
I have a corona in my hand when I want to look like I'm into the party but really I need to stay sober. I'll get drunk off of other beer.

Black Out Dosage

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- Sun, 22 Mar 2020 14:18:17 EST HjboZ9BR No.283904
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So just checking, how many beers or just how much alc. does it usually take for your consciousness to check out? And at what point do you just pass out, if you do?
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Phyllis Greenson - Tue, 24 Mar 2020 01:32:29 EST q/MRJTF7 No.283914 Reply
>>283904
i usually brown out after about a dozen, but it really depends on how spaced out the drinks are and how much food i have in my stomach.
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Ian Murdham - Sat, 28 Mar 2020 19:33:31 EST sJAOCDT9 No.283934 Reply
>>283904

On an empty stomach maybe 15? Idk I usually black out with wine or liquor. My tolerance isn't ridiculously high but with beer I automatically pace myself better.

roll thred

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- Thu, 18 Jul 2019 19:12:19 EST F/Ux1IJ+ No.282134
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I wanna drink tonight but I'm broke and what I *really* want to do is order some etizolam and I don't have enough money rn to do both. And I'd have to wait to get the tiz, probably like a week and I'm not getting paid for a while. so rolling odds say I drink evens I don't
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Just Alcoholic Things~

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- Mon, 15 Jan 2018 08:30:57 EST rOlg7+2Y No.277176
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post shit only truly forsaken alcoholics would understand

>when you finally bring yourself to eat actual food and you get so nauseous you start pouring sweat just trying not to puke it up

>when you gotta hide your fine motor actions from friends and colleagues or use both hands so they don't notice you shaking

>when you have alcohol on your breath after brushing your teeth 3 times

>when a firm, solid shit makes your week
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Matilda Brepperditch - Fri, 27 Mar 2020 21:02:37 EST 4H/9l7bZ No.283927 Reply
i have drank every day of 2020 thus far
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Alice Blythebanks - Thu, 02 Apr 2020 01:03:49 EST 4H/9l7bZ No.283969 Reply
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>when the only way you accomplish daily chores and errands is by playing a game of booze rewards

Owowowow

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- Tue, 24 Mar 2020 10:19:04 EST fF98n1ny No.283916
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I got drunk for 50 days, with only a 2 day in a row break after 43 days. At one point for a few seconds, my left eye wouldn’t move along with the right one while I was drinking.
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Charles Sollerledge - Wed, 25 Mar 2020 05:06:03 EST ETuVbutE No.283919 Reply
>>283918
When I turned 21 I was drunk for 9 months and went through withdrawals. I got a little bit of the kindling. I have no clue what caused me to tailspin because for the past 5 years, I mostly had it under control. It was the random freak out feelings and the stuck eyeball that made me worry because that had never happened before. NB so my stupid little thread can die
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Charles Sollerledge - Wed, 25 Mar 2020 05:06:53 EST ETuVbutE No.283920 Reply
Aw shit. Forgot nb.

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