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420chan is Getting Overhauled - Changelog/Bug Report/Request Thread (Updated July 26)

Those buttons I teased a while back

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!Ub4TCdRjOM - Thu, 19 Sep 2019 14:56:29 EST cpV3vu3B No.282739
File: 1568919389922.png -(557501B / 544.43KB, 739x642) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Those buttons I teased a while back
They are now up for grabs, figured I might as well get them out there instead of sitting on my desk forever, right?

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- Wed, 12 Dec 2018 23:08:54 EST uJt8jted No.280776
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Sippin on some Jack Daniels and sour soda. 3rd drink in, and for some reason they keep getting stronger.

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Doris Dartspear - Fri, 20 Sep 2019 15:13:46 EST N8r7vLzw No.282747 Reply
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Drink my dreams and sell my soul
I'm deranged for rock 'n' roll

Fucking rum drunk again lads.
drinkycrow - Sun, 22 Sep 2019 01:12:49 EST oNRBvvnw No.282752 Reply

Beer and Grapefruit Juice

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- Sat, 21 Sep 2019 17:09:37 EST ayQ9BFcB No.282748
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It is like a brass monkey but better tasting and adds the needed bitterness that you would usually get from hops that is missing in malt liquor.

Grapefruit juice is also an inhibitor of cytochrome p450. This is the enzyme that is responsible for metabolizing many drugs, including ethanol.

Consuming a cytochrome p450 inhibitor results in higher blood plasma concentrations of ethanol. This is why you often see on the back of medications to not take with grapefruit juice.

You are welcome.
Phoebe Ceblingleg - Sat, 21 Sep 2019 18:15:19 EST /q2dOuY0 No.282750 Reply
I just posted this in /b/, but might as well post here, too. There's several types of cytochrome p450. Alcohol is metabolized by CYP2E1. Grapefruit inhibits several cytochrome p450 enzymes, but CYP2E1 is not one of them.

It is a great mixer, though.
Nell Dradgetet - Sun, 22 Sep 2019 12:33:21 EST ayQ9BFcB No.282753 Reply
Okay, fair enough. I suggest popping a Tagamet while drinking, as well as using a grapefruit mixer for taste.
Jarvis Bimbleville - Sun, 22 Sep 2019 16:26:57 EST 4H/9l7bZ No.282754 Reply
i had a few sips off a friend's grapefruit hefeweizen the other day. it was a low alc percent like only 3% but it was tasty

Wernicke-Korsakoff Syndrome

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- Sat, 07 Sep 2019 18:32:53 EST DeXHkgaD No.282596
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How do you plan to not end up a wet brain in your later years? This scares me because I can see myself getting there.

There is no light at the end of the tunnel /hooch/
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Samuel Drinningspear - Fri, 20 Sep 2019 02:36:19 EST AGbKKD5M No.282746 Reply
A dry brain is infinitely more concerning than a hydrated brain
Hugh Blottingdock - Sat, 21 Sep 2019 17:32:10 EST ayQ9BFcB No.282749 Reply
He made a good post and you're so BTFO'd and defensive that you couldn't just let a good post stand on its own. Everyone can see that your selfish. If you disagree with what he said then you could just not respond. It doesn't affect you. But what he said is something good and doesn't need detractors. This is something that you can't possibly understand beyond how it feels to be directed at. I think a lot his points ought to be stickied.

Who else /Kentuckybourbon/?

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- Tue, 17 Sep 2019 01:56:01 EST PtyLK+y4 No.282704
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Just ran out, take a shot for me boys.
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Nell Bruffingstune - Tue, 17 Sep 2019 19:51:13 EST AGbKKD5M No.282719 Reply
Ew OP imma have a drink just to wash the imagined taste of your drink out of my brain mouth
Molly Hovingpedging - Thu, 19 Sep 2019 15:10:49 EST DdjL/9B0 No.282740 Reply
oh man, now i wish i had some bourbon. have to buy a bottle on saturday.
Caroline Worthingford - Fri, 20 Sep 2019 00:27:56 EST xUh8QHqM No.282744 Reply
how do they get away with calling that straight bourbon whiskey on the label?

Visibly drunk

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- Mon, 16 Sep 2019 13:37:41 EST VIr0a69B No.282696
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I can handle booze somewhat. Problem is, I have trouble hiding how drunk I am. I get hiccups, my breath smells like alcohol even with very little booze. Things like that. How do you seasoned alcoholic deal with this ?
For the record the way I drink is all over the place, I'll drink heavily one month and not drink abything at all next week.
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Matilda Smallman - Mon, 16 Sep 2019 22:37:39 EST xUh8QHqM No.282701 Reply
asking one time would be appreciated, asking multiple times per session every single session felt like I was being insulted

anyways ya missed my point

I don't have any advice for how to hide it cause it can't be hidden. But you can change the circumstances where you're intoxicated, so that you don't have to hide it. Oh, I've gotten away with drinking at work a hundred times, all you can really do is be so confident about it that people hopefully don't notice. But if they're looking for it they'll find it cause every family has alcoholics and everyone knows what to look for. So it's not about hiding it, it's more like accepting the consequences and running with it

You could also try the buttchug
Phineas Drivingwill - Wed, 18 Sep 2019 09:56:10 EST DeXHkgaD No.282727 Reply

ah okay, didn't know they were asking that many times. I agree with you, that is really annoying
Eliza Murdhood - Thu, 19 Sep 2019 03:17:27 EST gUCSTguk No.282737 Reply
If you find the magic recipe to hide booze smell, let me know.
I have always sweat more than the average person, and I feel like that has always conveyed some of the booze smell to my peer. I'm hygienic, don't get me wrong; shower everyday, deodorant, etc. I am almost always identified as having drank recently. I'm a big guy, so 2 beers 4 hours ago means my behavior is 100% normal, but sometimes people smell it that much later. Maybe I need to drink more water?

Just Alcoholic Things~

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- Mon, 15 Jan 2018 08:30:57 EST rOlg7+2Y No.277176
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post shit only truly forsaken alcoholics would understand

>when you finally bring yourself to eat actual food and you get so nauseous you start pouring sweat just trying not to puke it up

>when you gotta hide your fine motor actions from friends and colleagues or use both hands so they don't notice you shaking

>when you have alcohol on your breath after brushing your teeth 3 times

>when a firm, solid shit makes your week
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Jenny Cobblehood - Mon, 16 Sep 2019 19:41:51 EST DeXHkgaD No.282700 Reply

right there with you brother. you are not alone, if that helps
Fucking Honeyham - Tue, 17 Sep 2019 00:13:19 EST 0jIqRBR6 No.282703 Reply
My best friend for 15 years has decided that he no longer wants to have anything to do with me. He was my only friend left. I hate myself and want to die but I'm too much of a coward to actually kill myself. Drinking is the only way I know how to cope with the pain.
Alice Pammerwater - Wed, 18 Sep 2019 21:59:48 EST ztCVudRZ No.282734 Reply
>when you vomit in your employer's parking lot after driving to work and don't know if anyone saw you

Uisge Beatha

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- Thu, 15 Aug 2019 20:51:44 EST YY5c0dGY No.282396
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Halfway thhrough a bottle of bootleg whisky and dreading sailing again. Sing some chanteys for me boys, the fantasy's a lie.
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Cedric Worthingshit - Wed, 18 Sep 2019 02:34:54 EST zSF2cUPE No.282725 Reply
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Hannah Seddlefuck - Wed, 18 Sep 2019 08:10:41 EST ZmMOOBMJ No.282726 Reply
open water terrifies me I don't know how y'all do it

ETG Test

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- Tue, 17 Sep 2019 23:58:52 EST 69Bppvh/ No.282722
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I drank sat night and had about 5 & 1/3rds beers and I got tested Tuesday morning
My last drink was around 10ish on Saturday night and I haven't drank since then. I was sober for about two weeks prior to that.

If my math is correct when I got tested Tuesday at 8am that is about 60 hours or so.

Do you guys think I am fucked?
Nicholas Hemmerchone - Wed, 18 Sep 2019 02:31:18 EST 2c3OUWrt No.282724 Reply
I think you fucked up already by having to get tested for booze lol loser


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- Tue, 17 Sep 2019 02:24:05 EST Rjg/yO/U No.282707
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>when all ur frens are straight edge and you're a functional alcoholic
wt? why do some people take things so seriously fuckk?
so fucking stupid just make love and something i'm drinking mac and cheese rn
why are ppl so fucking serious
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Esther Lightspear - Tue, 17 Sep 2019 16:10:04 EST CQmPacUy No.282717 Reply
All my friends are alcoholics. It's weird to hang out with people who don't get fucked up on the regular. Some of them are more functional than others. I'm towards the less functional side of the spectrum.
Hugh Girringhood - Tue, 17 Sep 2019 19:30:36 EST RgepkrfM No.282718 Reply
I was reading this article the other day:

The meat of it isn't really important, but what stuck out to me is
>Klein said research found that the average millennial consumed about 24 drinks a month in 2013, but in 2019 that’s gone up to 29 drinks a month.
I ended up doing the math and I figured that I'm having at least 29 drinks (assuming 1 drink is 12 oz. beer or 1.5 oz. liquor) in the span of a week
Esther Lightspear - Tue, 17 Sep 2019 19:56:06 EST CQmPacUy No.282720 Reply
Yeah. "Averages" when it comes to drinking are weird. A small percent of people drink the majority of booze. I think this finding has been replicated many times, across multiple cultures. https://www.inc.com/jeff-haden/the-top-10-percent-drink-way-more-than-you-think.html

>The top 10% of drinkers account for more than half of all alcohol consumed in the U.S.
>The median consumption is 3 drinks per week among those who do drink (tossing out the 30% who don't drink at all.)
>According to Cook, "... the heaviest drinkers are of greatly disproportionate importance to the sales and profitability of the alcoholic beverage industry. If the top decile could be induced to curb their consumption to that of the next lower group (the ninth decile) then total ethanol sales would fall by 60%."

Head tingling?

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- Sat, 14 Sep 2019 21:49:57 EST taYNWUpt No.282673
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So /hooch/, I stopped drinking for a week after binging a little too hard and last night I bought and went through half a bottle of Jaeger. But my head started tingling, like the top and the back of my scalp. Never had this happen before and it freaked me out enough to stop for that night. Anyone had this shit happen?

pic unrelated
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Edward Brisslenure - Sun, 15 Sep 2019 15:54:55 EST 4H/9l7bZ No.282682 Reply
musta been your nerves like "woah the firewater is back" and your scalp nerve was like "fuck yeah buddies here we go"
Jenny Cobblehood - Mon, 16 Sep 2019 17:43:03 EST DeXHkgaD No.282698 Reply

That picture is too real lol

But no op, that has never happen to me. On DXM my head gets tingly but not alcohol


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- Thu, 05 Sep 2019 17:51:26 EST AloT8zds No.282579
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I decided to mix my thrice weekly bottle of wine with an equal part of orange juice. I'm not nearly as drunk as I would have been if I had drunk it straight. What gives? Does ethanol react with something in orange juice that renders it ineffective? Is it because of the volume of liquid? Is there something in orange juice that counteracts the ffects of alcohol? Sugar?
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Henry Clazzledock - Mon, 16 Sep 2019 03:57:21 EST Ktx5U+KL No.282691 Reply
Not really related to this discussion, but I knew an idiot who drank a bunch of orange juice and everclear when he was u-n-d-e-r-a-g-e and got alcohol poisoning and refused to touch orange juice for many years to come because he associated it with the feeling of death.
Phyllis Fupperfedging - Mon, 16 Sep 2019 04:53:18 EST DQgPfbiZ No.282692 Reply
actually very related. same thing in reverse. its why I hate certain drinks and love others. your body is smart, it remembers the good times and the bad.
Angus Senningbet - Mon, 16 Sep 2019 12:58:03 EST CQmPacUy No.282695 Reply
LOL. I got fucked up on the same combo when I was first learning how to drink.

Making your own shit

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- Wed, 04 Sep 2019 20:32:08 EST VYcGkvns No.282568
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Best/cheapest way to get as drunk as possible? I live in Canada where the price of alcohol is ridiculous and it's becoming untenable to drink every night but I can't stop and don't want to. As long as the shit won't make me go blind or anything then I'm up for making it, not bothered by taste just looking to get the highest alcohol content.
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Rebecca Hiffingwell - Thu, 12 Sep 2019 21:04:47 EST n8Tdn66M No.282664 Reply
Totally. Champagne yeast is better for actual high gravity cider. However, OP's just after hooch.

i actually tried it with distiller's yeast once. I didn't carbonate it, and it came out... surprisingly good! I was shocked. Might've just been a fluke, but that extra 5% really gave it some alcohol heat, yaknow?

Champagne yeast is pretty much always better, but if OP just wants to make swill, then distiller's is the way to go IMO. Especially since it's sold in pound bags.
Phineas Gebbermadge - Fri, 13 Sep 2019 00:03:37 EST gLp0DJId No.282665 Reply
without making your own alcohol, the cheapest way to get drunk is to get cheap alcohol. around here you can get a half gallon of "vodka" (which is really just unused grain alcohol from bourbon distilleries) for like $10. capitalism has its perks.
Cedric Pittfield - Sun, 15 Sep 2019 06:43:12 EST VYcGkvns No.282678 Reply
Here in Ontario for $10 you get less than 375ml. 40 oz of vodka is 40 dollars. I don't understand it, almost to the point of drinking rubbing alcohol.

KillallwhitepeopleBill Cosbypower

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- Wed, 11 Sep 2019 02:23:17 EST dBwqQU+9 No.282644
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I don't drink booze, wine or Beer, just four loko, everyday.
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Hannah Hishpidge - Fri, 13 Sep 2019 01:57:11 EST g6WtJhU5 No.282666 Reply
tequila is kind of interesting with mixing. I think you may find many possibilities to find something that likely should not work, actually work. For mixing.
Sophie Chindlemug - Fri, 13 Sep 2019 15:10:56 EST 4H/9l7bZ No.282668 Reply

yeah i have found a lot of fruit juices that sound weird work very well. lemonade or pineapple juice work well with vitamin T
Eugene Drusslestirk - Fri, 13 Sep 2019 21:11:11 EST 9QBBnhFL No.282670 Reply
I've only drank tequila once, but when i did I mixed it with a local variant of cola (Cuba Cola, jokingly called it Cuba 'Quila). Actually very tasty, tasted like an evergreen tree in a good way, very refreshing.

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