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BWD THE DRUNKENING

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- Wed, 12 Dec 2018 23:08:54 EST uJt8jted No.280776
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Sippin on some Jack Daniels and sour soda. 3rd drink in, and for some reason they keep getting stronger.

BUMP
WHEN
DURNK
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Augustus Shittingwill - Sun, 17 Nov 2019 20:47:52 EST Xjx6o/Mg No.283170 Reply
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Belgian White. One night closer to alcoholism boys. BWD.

What's the worst tasting Vodka on the market?

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- Thu, 17 Oct 2019 19:03:33 EST +ybjfyv+ No.282914
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Title
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Arron Jolly - Mon, 04 Nov 2019 12:23:38 EST eOm09Cz4 No.283069 Reply
Glenn's. Fucking vile for vodka.
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Fuck Higgletun - Mon, 11 Nov 2019 18:23:21 EST /J/vALd2 No.283126 Reply
>>283066
Vitali ain't that bad. It's only a dollar more than skol but it's halfway palatable if you mix drinks with it. It's become my go-to bottom shelf since it's at least about as drinkable as smirnoff. You're right about sobeiskj, though. That shit is smooth as hell for the price. My addition to this godforsaken list is Coulson's vodka. It's 5.99/750ml and somehow has an equally awful or worse aftertaste than skol with an even worse hangover.
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Augustus Shittingwill - Sun, 17 Nov 2019 20:44:04 EST Xjx6o/Mg No.283169 Reply
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>>282914 pic related. I had a nip of it once and instantly keeled over and spat the shit out on the pavement. I don’t think I’ve ever had something so vile.

Drunk hitchhiker ASK ME ANYTHING

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- Tue, 05 Nov 2019 17:31:22 EST /MPd0cSp No.283078
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Not sure if I've bitched here yet or not.
None the less. Homeless, alcoholic, crazy, hitchhiker from **********.
Took eight fucken states to get here.
ASK ME ANYTHING.
Fuck, I want another beer...
One hour boys.
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Simon Sobberlirk - Wed, 06 Nov 2019 20:36:24 EST TGI913aD No.283093 Reply
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>>283080
you're my friend and i have your back
what's the worst thing you've run into
any stories of your past adventures really stick out?
you wanna settle down right?
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gooble cock - Wed, 06 Nov 2019 21:49:54 EST /ecDSs3t No.283095 Reply
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>>283078
fuck, the vagrant lifestyle has always appealed to me. thought about trying it for a while. where do you sleep and how do you get food?
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Esther Chendletid - Sun, 17 Nov 2019 20:33:07 EST /MPd0cSp No.283168 Reply
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>>283084
Texas and Toas, New Mexico is BOMB. But don't tell anybody...
>>283091
Yeah.
>>283093
A few guy really fucked with me but eh. Life's nuts.
You seem creepy.
>>283095
There are shelters and food in every major city.
Just plan. You know?
-30 minutes.

Success with alcohol

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- Fri, 08 Nov 2019 22:33:05 EST CJOsPCMN No.283105
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What's up, broad question here for everyone

What situations does getting drunk make you more successful?
which situations does getting drunk make you not successful?
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Charles Creckleford - Sun, 17 Nov 2019 01:28:03 EST APgsu79i No.283163 Reply
>>283105
>successful
the first 3-5 drinks lend themselves well to reading and hobbies and such. and ofc aforementioned social bullshitting, strangers and friends both. honestly the first couple drinks make you better at everything
>unsuccessful
everything the morning/day/life after
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Angus Hannerhed - Sun, 17 Nov 2019 10:11:59 EST zSF2cUPE No.283164 Reply
>>283163
>The first 3-5 drinks
My God, this. Sometimes I can literally feel the joy and calm of those drinks slip away into haze and mania. And yet I keep going there...
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Cornelius Clallyworth - Sun, 17 Nov 2019 13:58:20 EST ThtpAPpg No.283166 Reply
>>283164 rofl. I too successfully slip into deep sated rage and mania. The first couple are always great but alas they last about as long as an episode of Simpsons

Just Alcoholic Things~

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- Mon, 15 Jan 2018 08:30:57 EST rOlg7+2Y No.277176
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post shit only truly forsaken alcoholics would understand

>when you finally bring yourself to eat actual food and you get so nauseous you start pouring sweat just trying not to puke it up

>when you gotta hide your fine motor actions from friends and colleagues or use both hands so they don't notice you shaking

>when you have alcohol on your breath after brushing your teeth 3 times

>when a firm, solid shit makes your week
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Samuel Brumbleworth - Sat, 16 Nov 2019 19:27:05 EST DVxOkZGI No.283157 Reply
>>283150
Mucinex is a little bit of dxm, but it's mostly guaifenesin. It's an expectorant. It's something that loosens mucus, and clears airways. DXM is a cough suppressant, which is often paired with Guaifenesin. I doubt either does anything to booze breathe.
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Cornelius Clallyworth - Sat, 16 Nov 2019 21:06:37 EST ThtpAPpg No.283160 Reply
>>283150
i have had best results with mucinex. I typically only get that lingering stink from beer and flavored liqours. Vodka generally not so much. I also smoke cigs and tend to smoke and suck jolly ranchers at the same time and to my surprise that has helped me as well when i was reeking... But alas im a fucking alc so dont take advice from me
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Cornelius Clallyworth - Sat, 16 Nov 2019 21:10:45 EST ThtpAPpg No.283161 Reply
>>283074
those shits hurt my stomach worse then 4 lokos. drop to a 5.9 and accept the lesser buzz

kill me

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- Sat, 16 Nov 2019 16:49:05 EST ThtpAPpg No.283145
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>Be me
>Have extra shitty night
>Dont prioritize breakfast (golden rule)
>smash tall boi by 11am 5.9%
>crush 350 ml of 80 proof by 2pm
>be almost 5pm and want to die. Hangover symptoms, super dehydrated (subscribe to modest pelican)
>Finally eat something IE frozen meatballs and immediately have the death cramps sweats
>Been alc for over 4 years, i should know better. But sometimes we all make mistakes

TL;DR help me survive day binge drinking mistakes so i can continue my buzz until 12pm without puking.
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Samuel Brumbleworth - Sat, 16 Nov 2019 19:19:55 EST DVxOkZGI No.283155 Reply
>>283154
>be almost 5pm and want to die. Hangover symptoms, super dehydrated
Also, here's a big secret to day drinking:

Usually, there's a sobering up period. You drink heavily in the morning/early afternoon. Then, you take a long break. Maybe you nap, or just do something relaxing. Eat good food. Get close to sobriety. Then have alittle something to whet the whistle. Just for the taste. Have a little more. Next thing you know, it's midnight. Sometimes a lot of regrettable shit happens in the interim.
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Cornelius Clallyworth - Sat, 16 Nov 2019 20:53:56 EST ThtpAPpg No.283158 Reply
>>283154
op here
you seem like a reputable source of info. i typically by 200ml vodka nips. easy for jacket pocket access as for im deep in the closet about current use and somehow successfully been getting away with said use around love ones. But thats why rough estimate of 350 ml.

Still feel like shit, took a taste sip which helped my headache subside. stomach feels like napalm as of right now 9pm but nothing i cant handle and the next 200ml will probably even me out for the night.

On a side note i have been on and off with this behavior for the better part of 5 years, and back on daily for about 2 months. My intake has recently reached 2 tall bois bois bois. and either 2-3 200ml though the night. Beer when its easy to hide evidence and vodka when im compromised... How in the fuck would you suggest cutting back my guy. During the AM early PM hours i tend to be filled with unescapable rage and it honestly is sometimes alittle to much to deal with. However my nerves are pretty much shot by 6pm if i do not partake daily at this point. shakes unable to focus and irritation. What would you suggest, it may just be the alc talking now but i plan to just lay in bed all day tomorrow and hope by the next day i can power onward. No longer able to smoke buds due to work so i have no other crutch, i am almost certain i suffer from BPD and honestly if i continue this way for longer im not worried about the road it will be cause i think ill end up going an hero or worse off full christchurch. hope you see this somehow
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Cornelius Clallyworth - Sat, 16 Nov 2019 21:02:02 EST ThtpAPpg No.283159 Reply
>>283155
should i be worried at detoxing at this level? would 200ml a day be enough to ween. And i want to be more specific. On most evenings i wake up pretty well, but after my first beer i want to ted bundy people. I guess in general for any other alcs reading this do you guys feel this way too? Like if i see someone roll a stop sign (coming from a drunk driver) it puts me into of spin of having zero hope for the human race. I think it may be more mental illness then anything else but im not sure if i already feel that way and the alc is making matters worse, or if im actually suppressing the true demon deep down.

It doesnt help that ive been under a great deal of financial stress and at 27 have yet to find any self worth. there are times it helps me deal, but others not so much.

No off thread topic but def struggling. im 27 have no record, no DUI, still have my license and a girlfriend of 7 years. im just worried if i dont do something im going to lose everything of value in my life

Drowsyness

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- Wed, 23 Oct 2019 13:13:29 EST Gwtv0Tr3 No.282968
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Lately it doesn't matter how much or how little I drink, or even how much or how little caffeine I consume with it, but I just woke up on my day off and decided to party, all excited I cracked out and drank just a couple shots of some tasty whiskey.

Now I'm about ready to go back to sleep, even after trying everything between heavy caffeine consumption to physical activity, fresh air, and sunshine. I'm just going to go sleep now, fuck my life.

It didn't used to be this way, only a few months earlier I used to day drink like a boss and was active all day, maybe I'm just tired in general.
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Cornelius Sevingket - Thu, 07 Nov 2019 01:55:36 EST R89qCQIp No.283096 Reply
Alcohol is a relaxant & makes you sleepy.
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Eugene Sullerstat - Sat, 16 Nov 2019 01:12:00 EST uOvKEh/n No.283142 Reply
>>283096
Sometimes, though will cause extra energy. Other times when you have energy,
a few drinks is like overpowering into sleep mode.
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Arron Jolly - Sat, 16 Nov 2019 16:32:02 EST eOm09Cz4 No.283143 Reply
The thing i hate about me 'n hooch is that its makes me tired or too relaxed to work and i find sleeping much more challenging even though i feel like i could sleep for a day.

Who else /Kentuckybourbon/?

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- Tue, 17 Sep 2019 01:56:01 EST PtyLK+y4 No.282704
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Just ran out, take a shot for me boys.
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ya blah blag

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- Tue, 12 Nov 2019 21:16:34 EST Ktx5U+KL No.283131
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ya la constin stanio blah bard. yo charg, iee caripenstino blar yarg.
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Arron Jolly - Sat, 16 Nov 2019 16:34:55 EST eOm09Cz4 No.283144 Reply
This thread is a good example of why enthusiastic people should stay sober.

Bartending tips

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- Tue, 20 Aug 2019 21:47:36 EST MxMbJkHY No.282434
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I'm not super rich, but I try to tip at least a dollar per drink and at least a fiver total in extra bits if I have money. Sometimes if I'm pinched it's just a dollar per drink. Of course, if I was ordering elaborate cocktails or something difficult I'd probably tip more, but it's usually just beer and shots.

How do you decide your tipping habits, /hooch/? Assume you like the bartender.
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Nell Fuffingstone - Thu, 31 Oct 2019 22:08:13 EST VgciEOeP No.283043 Reply
I've been tipping 1 dollar per drink for the past 15 years, and that's the way I'll always do it.
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Archie Diggleman - Sun, 10 Nov 2019 05:40:29 EST vdmiK6ut No.283119 Reply
>>283078
>>282434
>>282434
long time bartender here. Dollar a drink is fine. I dont get butthurt if i pout liquid from one container to another and get a buck for it. If you are ordering food, drinks, and chatting me up. I hope for 20% of the check. Im ok with 15% too...anything less than that, and Ill act like everything is ok and call you a cheapass behind your back
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James Dravingham - Sun, 10 Nov 2019 15:51:35 EST 4H/9l7bZ No.283121 Reply
i dont like places that wont let me open a tab. if they're making me pay cash for every single drink and expecting a dollar for every bottle they pop open i'll probably leave after 2 drinks. if it's a civilized establishment and i can close out a tab i'll tip 20-30% depending on service

How quickly does physical addiction set back in?

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- Fri, 02 Aug 2019 22:09:08 EST vmkPf/7X No.282295
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sup /hooch/
Had a week detox from drinking (I've been a maintanence drinker for years but started not being able to maintain my level & getting innapropriately pissed & was about to get fiired), ended up getting pneumonia & slept through most of it so wasn't that bad. I got offered a knock off beer last night & ended up going home & staying up to 5am drinking a bottle, It's taken me years to develop noticibly uncomfortable physical withdrawals but does getting drunk once put me back into the withdrawal stage? feeling sick as shit today not sure if it's the liquor or just the pneumonia but I'm having a drink now to see if it'll help.
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Sophie Clayham - Tue, 06 Aug 2019 04:45:53 EST DvWS0mNG No.282327 Reply
A week of detox isn't enough. Try at least a month.

Maybe you're just hungover and forgot what it feels like.
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Jenny Herryshaw - Wed, 30 Oct 2019 17:33:03 EST ggexI81k No.283030 Reply
>>282295
>but does getting drunk once put me back into the withdrawal stage?

Pretty much if you drink you suddenly you previous larger amounts.

But 3 days, definitely, days nights whatever. If you are really into it, less amounts, you likely would still feel pretty crappy. Even something close to recognizably like
withdrawals. It can and does get worse for people who drink a lot and for a long time.
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Kentucky Bourbon Barrel Ale Shill - Thu, 07 Nov 2019 16:35:02 EST C35JeYbD No.283097 Reply
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>>282295

OP, after my first 30 days in rehab I came home to a 750ml of whiskey waiting for me.

The first two hours I was drunk as fuck.

After that it was blackout and I woke up the next day on my friends recliner to a puke crusted hoody.

A month is best.

Prison Hooch

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- Sat, 02 Nov 2019 16:11:07 EST gd8PWRDf No.283051
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When I was around age 12, living with my grandmother, I once attempted to make alcohol in secret with minimal knowledge. I cleaned a 5 gallon plastic milk jug, attempted to sterilize it with semi-boiling water, then I added three large cartons of strawberry nectar along with several cups of pure cane sugar dissolved into semi-syrup by boiling the sugar in water. I didn't measure anything properly, didn't consider the addition of a yeast culture, and then capped the jug with a balloon. I hid the jug for several weeks, and when the balloon would seem too large I would release the pressure and reseal it quickly. Eventually I noticed that indeed began to smell like alcohol, so one day when my uncle visited, I showed it to him, and asked him what he thought, what I need to do next, ect. He thought it was funny, and said I was trying to make "prison hooch". He said I would need to eventually strain it through panty hose or coffee filters, something I couldn't do in secret. Eventually gramma found out about it. She, too, thought it was funny, and put it up on a high shelf. After a month I asked when we could try it. I remember her and mom opening it and laughing, since it smelt strongly of alcohol. Eventually they told me that it was unsafe to drink, because there could have toxins that grew in the mixture, etc. They poured it out.

My question is, if I were to attempt to make rough hootch again using nectar, would anyone care enough to share any tips, such as what yeast culture I should use, any risks to consider, any links to share? Thanks.
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Phineas Sonkinpick - Mon, 04 Nov 2019 10:55:32 EST qEFEyC3P No.283068 Reply
>>283051
You will have to measure how much sugar is in the nectar, it might be written on the carton or whatever. To get 10~14% alcohol you need at least 1KG of sugar.
If you put too much sugar content it will overload the yeast and kill it or just take forever to brew.

Here's my recipes (1 month brewing time):
1KG Honey + 4L + 2 Bread Yeast + Handful of Raisins = 10~14% Alcohol
1KG Sugar + 5L + 2 Bread Yeast + Handful of raisins = 14% Alcohol

There are natural cleaners for homebrew like 1-STEP , PBW, or Oxiclean. You need to clean it thoroughly or you just end up making something that makes you puke. Pitch the yeast when the mix is lukewarm and always keep it brewing at room temperature for best results (you can wrap it with a blanket or towel and keep it near a heater)

My favorite recipe for a fast drink: amazingmead.wordpress.com/2012/02/24/orange-spiced-short-mead-drinkable-in-3-weeks/

You can do it in secret btw, i dont know how much gunk the starberry nectar produces, but with pure sugar straining is not necessary. I usually let the yeast settle to the bottom and drink it straight.
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Lillian Smallstone - Tue, 05 Nov 2019 21:39:02 EST lXpXqp+F No.283082 Reply
>>283051
when I was in prison we made hooch using our sugar packets, orange juice, oranges.

just put it all in a garbage bag and let it sit for a few days.

basically if you don't use yeast, you are relying on ambient bacteria that does the same thing. from what I understand these bacterias can't make it as alcoholic as brewers yeast can and also contribute some other crap as well.

the reason it doesn't kill you or make you sick is because once it gets above a certain alcohol percentage, the other bacteria can't survive
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Doris Chillyville - Wed, 06 Nov 2019 12:47:21 EST e2IF1dyl No.283086 Reply
>>283082
>the reason it doesn't kill you or make you sick is because once it gets above a certain alcohol percentage, the other bacteria can't survive
This is mostly true. It's more because of the acidity than the alcohol. If the pH is low enough (acidic enough), then there's virtually no pathogenic bacteria that can grow. So if you're starting with a neutral (pH7) brew, then over time, the alcohol and other metabolites lower the pH to around 4, which is safe to drink.

With the orange juice, I'd guess it's always acidic enough to be safe. When people get sick from pruno, it's usually because they're starting with something not acidic enough, like bread or potatoes.

Don't talk to me or do or ban me if this is inappropriate for the board idk idk

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- Thu, 31 Oct 2019 21:14:51 EST kfxYjInV No.283041
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Hey I'm.drinking. Evan Williams it's Halloween and this sucks boo


I'm listening to Jesus Is King because I love this album

God Is still brings me to tears lol
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Henry Fammerstock - Sat, 02 Nov 2019 05:53:50 EST PP8dH/DP No.283048 Reply
Evan Williams green label. Ezra Brooks Black, whatever. These are correct in what real whiskey is. Don't get me wrong, picking up a bottle of Jack is fine, if it were
cheaper in price than Evan Williams. I do like Bushmills as well.

Loved this stuff from the first drink.
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Eugene Fuckingford - Sun, 03 Nov 2019 03:01:25 EST kfxYjInV No.283059 Reply
>>283048
Yeah I do think it's pretty good to can't decide if I like the black or green better

>>283042
I'm still keeping my eyes out for white label just haven't found it yet



My chest hurts
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Hedda Fanson - Mon, 04 Nov 2019 22:09:41 EST xUh8QHqM No.283073 Reply
>>283059
It's just the "bottled in bond" version, basically aged a minimum of 4 years, produced in one state "under government supervision" allegedly, all the other rules of bourbon, plus being 100 proof. On the surface you'd think it's just some marketing label but I've become a big fan of the bottled in bond stuff

I'm a fan of higher proof whiskeys and I rarely buy anything under 43% myself. So to me the EW white label is one of the best bang for your buck whiskeys available. I'm about to pour some of the single barrel after I finish this glass of rittenhouse

Ever think of the sober people?

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- Sun, 29 Sep 2019 17:31:25 EST HDUmcRMO No.282804
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Do ya? Do you ever think about all those people out there, who don't get recked every day? Like, WTF?
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Samuel Nubbershit - Wed, 30 Oct 2019 16:09:41 EST e2iP3rUl No.283026 Reply
>>282804
Yea, it's the opposite of what they may think of heavy drinkers. You do miss a lot if you drink pretty heavily. Even if you work and keep things basically together.

I started thinking some time back where, all these people who live day to day without getting hammered, it's gotta far more simple to live without being a drinkard. Accomplish much more even if they aren't really doing much more
than working and just living their lives.
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Graham Posslepack - Sun, 03 Nov 2019 07:49:32 EST FH6D4fYf No.283062 Reply
>>283026

Yeah I sometimes think about how much I've accomplished and what more I could've done the last 11 years.. But a few more glasses and I think about where I am now and how I can make the best of now. As in right now. Fuck about tomorrow morning.
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Fucking Dedgewill - Sun, 03 Nov 2019 11:31:05 EST xOqzSViR No.283063 Reply
I can't shred waves if I get plastered every other day. So yes, if your passion is something like surfing you can't be an hardcore alcoholic. Or maybe you can if really young, like, in your early 20s... but even in that case your balance would be shit compared to a sober well trained guy (unless you have godlike genetics I guess)

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