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Harm Reduction Notes for the COVID-19 Pandemic


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- Fri, 13 Mar 2020 17:20:10 EST hsI6WUAE No.283845
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Boys, out of curiosity, what are your standard alc. percent per beer in the US? I feel like many people her say "I drank one tall boy and got buzzed" to which Im confused. Can any alcholic here clarify? Cheers from a fellow fuckup
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Priscilla Gomblewog - Wed, 01 Apr 2020 11:12:53 EST beWR+e4j No.283966 Reply
Are you sure he's not talking about Norway?
I'm not Norwegian, but I'm a neighbor, and it sure sounds a lot like Norwegian alcohol and drug legislation.
Beatrice Tillinghood - Thu, 02 Apr 2020 04:42:50 EST beWR+e4j No.283974 Reply
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Hvor er jeg bare glad for, at jeg ikke er fjeldperker.

Vi siger en masse lort om jer, Pelle-Øjvind, men man skal ikke mobbe et folk der ikke kan få en pils for under en halvtredser og så også bliver spist af med rævepis.
Når hele det her hurlumhej ender, så kom herover og jeg køber dig to gashåndtag fra køl, en pakke grøn Cecil og en klaphat.

Eking out whisky

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- Tue, 18 Feb 2020 11:14:44 EST HjboZ9BR No.283746
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So something you can do with beer, is take a light, cheap but non funky lager and pour in a bit of a fancy potent IPA to make for a cheaper but still tasty beerbeverage.

So I got to thinking, could you do the same with whisky? My fave is Lagavulin, but it's a bit above my budget to be honest. Do you know any whiskey that would be almost like a light lager equivalent, that I could use to eke out the Lagavu?
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Fucking Pongersire - Sat, 28 Mar 2020 19:59:43 EST TGI913aD No.283937 Reply
>>283854 its $36.95 by me. More expensive than Jack Daniels but less expensive than good whiskeys. Not bad though!
Nicholas Pickbanks - Sun, 29 Mar 2020 20:17:31 EST XIijuoeK No.283954 Reply
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mix your scotch up with ice and soda water if you're gonna do that? idk why you'd attempt to blend your own.
Beatrice Tillinghood - Thu, 02 Apr 2020 04:52:50 EST beWR+e4j No.283975 Reply
That fits a lot of Japanese booze very well in my experience.
It can occasionally fall into being derivative, toothless and unthreatening, or alternately it can be silly, weirdly pricy and gimmicky, but it's never actually bad.

It might have to do with that the Japanese have access to Strong Zero, which means that you never need any other kind of booze except if you're a real liquor buff.
If the Japanese really still hated the US, they'd start selling smuggled Strong Zero in the Bay Area and after two weeks the place would make Hiroshima and Nagasaki look like the ball pit in a McDonald's.


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- Fri, 06 Mar 2020 01:19:06 EST APgsu79i No.283819
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Time for anotha one. Grateful this site's still alive, keep fucking up and getting fucked up

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Henry Driblingstuck - Thu, 02 Apr 2020 03:49:44 EST i8Va8Fr1 No.283971 Reply
Liquor stores have short hours, or they closed on their own. Really this will last a while and it almost makes sense keeping them open. If people do get sick at least they will be home isolated. If they get it from a store, at least then they will be at home isolated if they do.

Sounds like fun, but I don't see drinking heavily as being a good thing at this time.
Samuel Bossleford - Thu, 02 Apr 2020 04:05:45 EST 8EYMIkRi No.283972 Reply
sometimes you stash booze for later and then forget so you don't immediately waste it when you're already drunk.

downside is some conditions cause booze to spoil. RIP forever that 6 pack of guiness i accidentally left to cook in the back of my car for a couple weeks during summer of 2013. never again.

B-b-but this isn't /hooch/

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- Sun, 15 Mar 2020 23:37:46 EST 5Y3G+3Yo No.283855
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Fuck off weed fags alcohol is a high too. Anyhow so I got my NEETbux today and did an all nighter, I waited and waited until the bottle shop opened up at 10am to get two bottles of vodka(although my alcoholic uncle came with and drank half of one so technically I have 1 and a half) I plan to get pretty drunk soon. Can we do a challenge where only tipsy or drunk are permitted to enter this thread? Try to converse and talk about whatever topics get brought up and let the retardation flow. (Hard mode: no bullshitters allowed) also, stoners deserve the fucking rope
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Phyllis Facklefat - Wed, 01 Apr 2020 07:13:31 EST XNPYyi6n No.283964 Reply
I cant even think of how many alcoholics who've told me that alcoholism is different than drug addiction, and how anyone who takes an addictive drug will get addicted but not everyone who drinks gets addicted to alcohol. Which is infuriating because 1. Alcohol is a drug, and there are more people addicted to it than any other drug, making it in fact the MOST addictive drug and 2. I knew numerous people who tried opiates and said it made them itchy and vomit and they hated it, ive tried meth on three occasions and i fucking hated it and would never do it again. Sorry for the rant, it just infuriates me when alcoholics try and make themselves out like their better than drug addicts because 'alcohol's not a drug'.
Cyril Manderforth - Wed, 01 Apr 2020 16:42:21 EST Ktx5U+KL No.283967 Reply
Don't insult gays by comparing us to this flaming faglord.
Frederick Bunbury - Thu, 02 Apr 2020 03:47:09 EST hoFVcFsk No.283970 Reply
I usually hang out in /weed/ cause I'm a dank nug degenerate but tonight I'm drunk with the boys what's good fellow hoochers

cut the shit

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- Thu, 20 Feb 2020 14:31:56 EST fziQMf4j No.283765
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Gentlemen, the time has come for me to finally to lay down the bottle for a bit and bid you winos adieu.

It was fun while it lasted!
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doctor_booze !WZZVoejeEA - Fri, 28 Feb 2020 15:40:08 EST EaXrcrrq No.283794 Reply
Drinking exclusively for you and remember that the surgeon general recommends that you get a few drinks in now and again it makes that whole not drunk enough to do horrible things thing feel just a tiny bit okay
remember that when you slip back thats just you getting a little bit of what the docotor ordered and thats just a little SLAYER
Priscilla Gomblewog - Wed, 01 Apr 2020 11:10:43 EST beWR+e4j No.283965 Reply
Even though we all know it'll happen, it's good etiquette to not immediately go "you'll be in the crab bucket soon again, sucker".
There's a line between self-irony and hoping for others to fail so you can feel justified.
Look on the bright side - if you get your head a little further up your own ass you might see sunlight.

OP, cheers and good luck from here on.
If it all goes well, you might live long enough to see this shitty tripfag croak, which I think is as good an incentive as any.

Puke stories

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- Thu, 12 Mar 2020 09:32:27 EST Ktx5U+KL No.283838
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What is the most you have ever vomited?

One day I awoke to find my bathroom painted in an orange-brown film, I don't recall what I ate. Like just sprayed all over, including the ceiling. Cleaning the whole bathroom is the last thing I want to do when excruciatingly hungover.
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Eliza Pittridge - Thu, 19 Mar 2020 18:43:17 EST Ktx5U+KL No.283884 Reply
That's a bit anticlimactic lol. I was hoping you soaked those dudes along with the interior of the truck.
Betsy Worthingshaw - Sun, 29 Mar 2020 00:10:22 EST szspRuuA No.283938 Reply
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>been shot gunning beers since I was 15
>can do it really fast by the time I’m 19
>usually did 12oz cans of 5%
>never did do a 24 oz can
>never did do 7.1% alcohol
>decide to show off one day
>think I can kill a 24oz tall boy in one go
>try it with pic related
>did it
>settles in my stomach
>suddenly all stages of drunk hit me at once
>immediately floored to the couch
>five seconds later
>projectile vomit everywhere
>got on my friend who was sitting beside me
>never show off again
Phoebe Dunkindock - Mon, 30 Mar 2020 19:40:55 EST Ktx5U+KL No.283956 Reply
Fuck, with these 8% natty daddy's now which taste like a sour fuck hole, I can't imagine chugging one of those cunts

I mostly smoke weed but I had a couple whiskeys with soda

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- Sun, 29 Mar 2020 02:40:47 EST ROtJ+LnV No.283939
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This liquor stuff sucks my mouth feels numb like the the dentist but wait I kinda dig it too

Totally get why people are telling me not to drive cars with this it ain't like my budda no way no how
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Angus Tillingford - Sun, 29 Mar 2020 03:12:41 EST ROtJ+LnV No.283950 Reply
Ima head out and check on this thread in a bit. Post all your homies I guess.
Angus Tillingford - Sun, 29 Mar 2020 03:14:12 EST ROtJ+LnV No.283951 Reply
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Forgot a final photo
She's named lilly

Corona beer

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- Thu, 13 Feb 2020 15:03:12 EST m5IvpHfZ No.283717
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Does anyone here like Corona?
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Beatrice Billinghall - Thu, 20 Feb 2020 01:28:58 EST APgsu79i No.283764 Reply
its tasty and drinkable but the neurotic in me hates the idea of drinking a beer with corn syrup in it
Eugene Drabblehitch - Wed, 18 Mar 2020 18:48:04 EST KiCEAM2+ No.283876 Reply
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Fighting the Coronvirus one Modelo at a time
Fucking Pongersire - Sat, 28 Mar 2020 19:56:32 EST TGI913aD No.283936 Reply
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Modelo is the shit.
I have a corona in my hand when I want to look like I'm into the party but really I need to stay sober. I'll get drunk off of other beer.

Black Out Dosage

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- Sun, 22 Mar 2020 14:18:17 EST HjboZ9BR No.283904
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So just checking, how many beers or just how much alc. does it usually take for your consciousness to check out? And at what point do you just pass out, if you do?
Phyllis Greenson - Tue, 24 Mar 2020 01:32:29 EST q/MRJTF7 No.283914 Reply
i usually brown out after about a dozen, but it really depends on how spaced out the drinks are and how much food i have in my stomach.
Ian Murdham - Sat, 28 Mar 2020 19:33:31 EST sJAOCDT9 No.283934 Reply

On an empty stomach maybe 15? Idk I usually black out with wine or liquor. My tolerance isn't ridiculously high but with beer I automatically pace myself better.

roll thred

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- Thu, 18 Jul 2019 19:12:19 EST F/Ux1IJ+ No.282134
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I wanna drink tonight but I'm broke and what I *really* want to do is order some etizolam and I don't have enough money rn to do both. And I'd have to wait to get the tiz, probably like a week and I'm not getting paid for a while. so rolling odds say I drink evens I don't
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Just Alcoholic Things~

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- Mon, 15 Jan 2018 08:30:57 EST rOlg7+2Y No.277176
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post shit only truly forsaken alcoholics would understand

>when you finally bring yourself to eat actual food and you get so nauseous you start pouring sweat just trying not to puke it up

>when you gotta hide your fine motor actions from friends and colleagues or use both hands so they don't notice you shaking

>when you have alcohol on your breath after brushing your teeth 3 times

>when a firm, solid shit makes your week
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Matilda Brepperditch - Fri, 27 Mar 2020 21:02:37 EST 4H/9l7bZ No.283927 Reply
i have drank every day of 2020 thus far
Alice Blythebanks - Thu, 02 Apr 2020 01:03:49 EST 4H/9l7bZ No.283969 Reply
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>when the only way you accomplish daily chores and errands is by playing a game of booze rewards


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- Tue, 24 Mar 2020 10:19:04 EST fF98n1ny No.283916
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I got drunk for 50 days, with only a 2 day in a row break after 43 days. At one point for a few seconds, my left eye wouldn’t move along with the right one while I was drinking.
Charles Sollerledge - Wed, 25 Mar 2020 05:06:03 EST ETuVbutE No.283919 Reply
When I turned 21 I was drunk for 9 months and went through withdrawals. I got a little bit of the kindling. I have no clue what caused me to tailspin because for the past 5 years, I mostly had it under control. It was the random freak out feelings and the stuck eyeball that made me worry because that had never happened before. NB so my stupid little thread can die
Charles Sollerledge - Wed, 25 Mar 2020 05:06:53 EST ETuVbutE No.283920 Reply
Aw shit. Forgot nb.

Masking the smell

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- Tue, 26 Nov 2019 20:00:28 EST EpFJ5FCI No.283232
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After almost a year of working at my job I've finally been called out for smelling like alcohol at work. I work in billing and sit at a computer all day. I'm so used to my job that being buzzed makes me work faster and more productively.

I know drinking at work is bad etc, but work is actually enjoyable right now and I'm doing great on my reports. How do you guys mask the smell of booze when you're drinking in public? Gum isn't working
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Cyril Happertock - Mon, 23 Mar 2020 00:32:38 EST /MVitFDa No.283908 Reply
If drinking vodka, keep a bottle of spray antiseptic (isopropal alcohol) on your desk with your water bottles. Make sure somebody sees you spray it on you keyboard etc every now and then. The water trick above in post, I couldn't smell associate drink but he would sure get drunk. Pleanty of water, no rum or whiskey. Cigarette smoking will somehow make drinking alcohol smell more noticeable by far.

Another guess, if you can burn incense make sure it gets into your clothing. The incense smell will reach a person before alcohol will and will overpower and or counter the smell of alcohol.
Albert Pennerfield - Mon, 23 Mar 2020 15:15:43 EST ayQ9BFcB No.283910 Reply
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I have friends who swore by this method when they were alcoholics. One was a young guy 26 who was a psychiatry grad and worked as a case worker doing intake interviews. Dealt with people everyday. What he did was drink vodka, carried it around in a plastic water bottle, and ate one of those big gas station pickles as a chaser. People just saw it as a quirky. He said it completely hid any trace of alcohol smell from his breath, and that even his fiance who worked at the office with him couldn't smell anything other than pickle. He eventually got in a car wreck and everything came crashing down, but everyone was taken by complete surprise that he had a drinking problem.
Nell Bunlock - Mon, 23 Mar 2020 17:24:47 EST DaF8lssa No.283911 Reply
Pickle backs are the perfect whiskey chaser so it makes sense it sort of covers up other booze smell. Damn I want one of those pickles now not gunna lie

What does this mean?

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- Wed, 18 Mar 2020 21:37:22 EST ayQ9BFcB No.283877
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I drink a lot but this... I don't understand.

I drank earlier today and got kinda drunk, then it wore off and I felt pretty off. Now it's the evening and a drank something and I don't feel buzzed or drunk, instead I feel transcendentally normal.
I was feeling unwell but didn't realize and now I feel completely fine, and not just that, I feel like how I normally do when sober.
Eliza Pittridge - Thu, 19 Mar 2020 04:47:25 EST Ktx5U+KL No.283878 Reply
I dunno man, sometimes your body will act fucky for various reason. I tried to get drunk last night but it just got a stomach ache. Now I am drinking and I got a decent buzz building right now and my stomach is fine.
Barnaby Cheppershaw - Thu, 19 Mar 2020 05:29:44 EST 4H/9l7bZ No.283879 Reply
i think theres like a comedown threshhold where you wont get the euphoria agan for a while
Beatrice Hemblebury - Thu, 19 Mar 2020 15:32:05 EST HQ9J6yJ9 No.283880 Reply
one time i jerked off and got a little high for like three seconds. like i took a quick puff and snapped right back down to earth.

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