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420chan is Getting Overhauled - Changelog/Bug Report/Request Thread (Updated July 26)


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- Tue, 17 Sep 2019 02:24:05 EST Rjg/yO/U No.282707
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>when all ur frens are straight edge and you're a functional alcoholic
wt? why do some people take things so seriously fuckk?
so fucking stupid just make love and something i'm drinking mac and cheese rn
why are ppl so fucking serious
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Albert Dartstone - Mon, 23 Sep 2019 03:47:04 EST ZmMOOBMJ No.282761 Reply
some people really like things most people just kinda like
Fucking Blatherdale - Mon, 23 Sep 2019 23:57:06 EST APgsu79i No.282767 Reply
nah those guys are taking sommelier courses and posting on beeradvocate and shit. were more like alcohol special ed.

Who else /Kentuckybourbon/?

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- Tue, 17 Sep 2019 01:56:01 EST PtyLK+y4 No.282704
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Just ran out, take a shot for me boys.
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Nell Bruffingstune - Tue, 17 Sep 2019 19:51:13 EST AGbKKD5M No.282719 Reply
Ew OP imma have a drink just to wash the imagined taste of your drink out of my brain mouth
Molly Hovingpedging - Thu, 19 Sep 2019 15:10:49 EST DdjL/9B0 No.282740 Reply
oh man, now i wish i had some bourbon. have to buy a bottle on saturday.
Caroline Worthingford - Fri, 20 Sep 2019 00:27:56 EST xUh8QHqM No.282744 Reply
how do they get away with calling that straight bourbon whiskey on the label?

Those buttons I teased a while back

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!Ub4TCdRjOM - Thu, 19 Sep 2019 14:56:29 EST cpV3vu3B No.282739
File: 1568919389922.png -(557501B / 544.43KB, 739x642) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Those buttons I teased a while back
They are now up for grabs, figured I might as well get them out there instead of sitting on my desk forever, right?

Get them via supporting us on Patreon: https://patreon.com/420chan

As many of you know, its been a tough year for me, and there's a lot going on. A LOT. I'm still recovering from Lyme disease, and the most recent garbage in my life is somehow worse, a few days ago my dad emailed me about his diagnosis of terminal liver cancer. Oof. On the other end of things I've been interviewing with a company for 5 months now, I just had a fifth stage interview two days ago, and now I'm waiting on scheduling for the 6th. It's maddening. Software is hell. I just want to pay my rent and bills. I love you all.

Like in the past, if you wish to toss us some support outside of Patreon, you can email me at kirtaner@420chan.org and I can provide PayPal details or Interac eTransfer details for fellow Canadians. I'm so exhausted.

ETG Test

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- Tue, 17 Sep 2019 23:58:52 EST 69Bppvh/ No.282722
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I drank sat night and had about 5 & 1/3rds beers and I got tested Tuesday morning
My last drink was around 10ish on Saturday night and I haven't drank since then. I was sober for about two weeks prior to that.

If my math is correct when I got tested Tuesday at 8am that is about 60 hours or so.

Do you guys think I am fucked?
Nicholas Hemmerchone - Wed, 18 Sep 2019 02:31:18 EST 2c3OUWrt No.282724 Reply
I think you fucked up already by having to get tested for booze lol loser

Head tingling?

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- Sat, 14 Sep 2019 21:49:57 EST taYNWUpt No.282673
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So /hooch/, I stopped drinking for a week after binging a little too hard and last night I bought and went through half a bottle of Jaeger. But my head started tingling, like the top and the back of my scalp. Never had this happen before and it freaked me out enough to stop for that night. Anyone had this shit happen?

pic unrelated
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Edward Brisslenure - Sun, 15 Sep 2019 15:54:55 EST 4H/9l7bZ No.282682 Reply
musta been your nerves like "woah the firewater is back" and your scalp nerve was like "fuck yeah buddies here we go"
Jenny Cobblehood - Mon, 16 Sep 2019 17:43:03 EST DeXHkgaD No.282698 Reply

That picture is too real lol

But no op, that has never happen to me. On DXM my head gets tingly but not alcohol


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- Thu, 05 Sep 2019 17:51:26 EST AloT8zds No.282579
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I decided to mix my thrice weekly bottle of wine with an equal part of orange juice. I'm not nearly as drunk as I would have been if I had drunk it straight. What gives? Does ethanol react with something in orange juice that renders it ineffective? Is it because of the volume of liquid? Is there something in orange juice that counteracts the ffects of alcohol? Sugar?
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Henry Clazzledock - Mon, 16 Sep 2019 03:57:21 EST Ktx5U+KL No.282691 Reply
Not really related to this discussion, but I knew an idiot who drank a bunch of orange juice and everclear when he was u-n-d-e-r-a-g-e and got alcohol poisoning and refused to touch orange juice for many years to come because he associated it with the feeling of death.
Phyllis Fupperfedging - Mon, 16 Sep 2019 04:53:18 EST DQgPfbiZ No.282692 Reply
actually very related. same thing in reverse. its why I hate certain drinks and love others. your body is smart, it remembers the good times and the bad.
Angus Senningbet - Mon, 16 Sep 2019 12:58:03 EST CQmPacUy No.282695 Reply
LOL. I got fucked up on the same combo when I was first learning how to drink.

KillallwhitepeopleBill Cosbypower

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- Wed, 11 Sep 2019 02:23:17 EST dBwqQU+9 No.282644
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I don't drink booze, wine or Beer, just four loko, everyday.
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Hannah Hishpidge - Fri, 13 Sep 2019 01:57:11 EST g6WtJhU5 No.282666 Reply
tequila is kind of interesting with mixing. I think you may find many possibilities to find something that likely should not work, actually work. For mixing.
Sophie Chindlemug - Fri, 13 Sep 2019 15:10:56 EST 4H/9l7bZ No.282668 Reply

yeah i have found a lot of fruit juices that sound weird work very well. lemonade or pineapple juice work well with vitamin T
Eugene Drusslestirk - Fri, 13 Sep 2019 21:11:11 EST 9QBBnhFL No.282670 Reply
I've only drank tequila once, but when i did I mixed it with a local variant of cola (Cuba Cola, jokingly called it Cuba 'Quila). Actually very tasty, tasted like an evergreen tree in a good way, very refreshing.

ITT drinking music

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- Sat, 07 Sep 2019 23:53:10 EST 2y8o0URT No.282604
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Ennui - Tue, 10 Sep 2019 15:25:09 EST DeXHkgaD No.282634 Reply
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Man I triggered a lot of people with that post lol. I didn't say old music is bad, I like a lot of older music, I'm an old man myself. Recording quality is important to me though, so stuff that sounds like it was recorded with a piece of wood I really can't get into.

If you you enjoy it then I am fine with that.

Condolences Thread

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- Thu, 05 Sep 2019 14:43:58 EST 4H/9l7bZ No.282578
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Hey /hooch/,

This thread is for all booze related losses. After taking a few days off the hooch, yesterday I was planning to down a bottle of wine from the gas station because I'm classy like that. After making my purchase and parking at my residence, as I was walking I was switching some other things between hands to get my keys, and I fucking DROPPED the bottle and it smashed open. I've never dropped a bottle of booze before, and man was I disappointed. I have a sprained ankle too so I was limping on this whole journey. Had to smoke like 2 bowls to get the willpower to go get another. Wasn't even mad about the wasted money as much as the inconvenience and feeling like a fumbling idiot.
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Nigel Fanhall - Wed, 11 Sep 2019 16:52:02 EST xUh8QHqM No.282649 Reply
I dropped a bottle of buffalo trace yesterday and it didn't break
Edward Brerringgold - Wed, 11 Sep 2019 18:55:56 EST Ktx5U+KL No.282650 Reply
Imagine if he's fumbling the objects he's carrying he would probably drop both bottles and would have felt twice as shit about his mishap.

Booze Media / Info Link Tips Tread

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- Mon, 09 Sep 2019 22:09:45 EST 9QBBnhFL No.282626
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Just figured, share some good sources/media of learning to mix drinks or just info about beverages and such?
Got tipped off about How To Drink (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCioZY1p0bZ4Xt-yodw8_cBQ/videos ) on here, watched it a bit but don't like it as much anymore.
Found another channel, The Educated Barfly (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCu9ArHUJZadlhwt3Jt0tqgA/videos ) which I find a bit more clean and professional. Also when he shakes the drinks he really lets the devil out.

Bonus link, "This is the Last Dam Run of Likker I'll Ever Make",
moonshiner Sutton gets filmed as he makes and distills his last batch.
Super low key and comfy to watch, 1.5 hours long.
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Esther Chizzlefat - Wed, 11 Sep 2019 21:53:53 EST 9QBBnhFL No.282654 Reply
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Clipped out a webm of The Educated Barfly shaking a drink, just something about it that seems so violent and mechanical about it I haven't seen in other channels/presenters. Remember one where it was even more so but can't refind which vid it was.
Gave it a check, apparently he does. Maybe it was 2018 that was more crazed though, time passes too quickly. Think he pulled some antisemitic stunts about then, rants and threats(?). He seems calmer again now, but kinda looking for beef in some vids as well.
Charlotte Goodfuck - Wed, 11 Sep 2019 22:35:15 EST SXIaJHcN No.282655 Reply
He's just been living as a crazy homeless dude in denver the last few years. He makes all his money by cyber-panhandling. He keeps saying he's training for MMA fights. And he goes through a batshit cycle of "OK guys, I'm gonna be sober now. This is MY LAST SLAM EVER" Then he's back to drinkin a couple months later. His channels also used to constantly get deleted (probably because of the liquor slams?). I think he's gotten better about that. But he also has deleted a ton of his own embarrasing blackout vids.

I just checked his channel, and his latest video is him very drunk talking shit about LA beast. He'll probably delete it when he wakes up tomorrow and sees it.
Rebecca Puffingbet - Thu, 12 Sep 2019 03:31:14 EST K/yG8uCP No.282657 Reply
Did he poop his pants (not seeming embarrassed) in front of a convince store in denver? Or was that one of his followers, followers.

Fight the real losers.

Is there a worse beer?

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- Thu, 09 May 2019 23:34:21 EST ty2CniYM No.281508
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> I've been sober for the past 8 weeks
> When I was drinking I never minded the taste of beer
> milwaukees best, pbr, natty light, whatever was ok
> drank pic related today, absolutely horrible
> actively wanted to vomit
> didn't even get as drunk as I wanted to
> can anyone name a worse beer?

that's all thanks for reading.
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Phoebe Dartcocke - Mon, 09 Sep 2019 13:03:52 EST zSF2cUPE No.282618 Reply
This, if I'm drinking shitty malt beverage it's 8% or bust. Used to fuck with regular OE, Colt 45, Cobra, etc. but it's just not worth it anymore.

To contribute I had multiple horrendous times with Natty Ice back in college; haven't touched the shit since. Yeah, Steel Reserve and its HG ilk are bad, but you know what you're getting into when you drink that kind of stuff. Worst ostensibly "best" beer I've had is Rogue's Sriracha stout. Just vile
Isabella Cendleman - Mon, 09 Sep 2019 13:42:53 EST HwIx51gm No.282619 Reply
sierra nevada is considered a decent beer in my country. Here the only american beers you can find in supermarkets are budweiser (the classic white/red bottle, not "lite" "ice" or anything like that), kona and sierra nevada pale ale (the green can or bottle). Specialized beer shops have other american micro brews though, but cost a shitload of money because of expensive import I guess

Thoughts of a rambling Drunkard

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- Fri, 06 Sep 2019 11:04:22 EST d244+hOF No.282586
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I don't necessarily mind being an alcoholic, thought the rebound anxiety after a few days of binging gets to me. Other than that, the spent money is pretty negligible. I eat well, have a good relationship with my family and significant other, and I'm happy with my line of work. That leads me to wonder why I was lead to this life of alcoholism. Was it my upbringing? Genetics? Or am I dealing with something deep down.

I know I've always had anxiety. A deep, gnawing uneasiness about living and a constant concern for my physical health. Like I'm about to die any second. I do have a constant fixation on my heart that drives me mad. I'm pretty sure I explained the problem right here in this thread. If you have any thoughts, please feel free to express them. You are welcomed in open arms.

Have a beautiful day, my friends.
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Jarvis Finkinstodging - Fri, 06 Sep 2019 22:55:55 EST D6ACHYA4 No.282590 Reply
I've made hundreds of gallons of all types of booze. It gets old, and it gets hard to make when you're either working or drunk off your ass. it's just easier to buy it at a point.
Deputy Derper - Sat, 07 Sep 2019 00:26:50 EST d244+hOF No.282592 Reply
I mostly swich between making it and buying it. I know for sure it isnt a sustainable habit by any means, but I at least know what road I'm going down. I'm 24 years old though. This is absolutely not normal, right?
Deputy Derper - Sat, 07 Sep 2019 00:32:17 EST d244+hOF No.282593 Reply
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I really wanna kill myself though, but i don't have the balls to do it. Maybe suicidal thoughts are my biggest problem. I'll try to figure it out.

Anywho, back to drinking! Hopefully i don't wake up♡

We're does /hooch/ drink on the job

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- Tue, 16 Apr 2019 15:23:00 EST ygXbDT/8 No.281226
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Howdy /hooch/
Was wondering if any of you have a nice secretive place to drink on the job. My slave wage grocery store is right next to the woods which gives me a nice place to chug 2 beers on my 15 min breaks and 3 on lunches. Anyone else got a nice spot?
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Phineas Fuckinghall - Tue, 27 Aug 2019 22:57:32 EST Ktx5U+KL No.282505 Reply
I worked for fedex for a year loading trailers and there was this old man, at least over 60. He looked like an old hippy with long white hair and a white beard. He was always drinking some clear liquor from a water bottle trying to pass it as water. He only worked there a single week.
Dextrolord - Thu, 05 Sep 2019 20:24:59 EST IRNL8y6p No.282581 Reply
You forgot
>I do not consent to a search

This phrase got my friend out of some prison time cuz one of the cops was dumb/nice enough to put the fact that he said it in her report and they had to throw the whole case out cuz they searched him anyways

potentiating booze making a better drunk

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- Tue, 03 Sep 2019 18:32:11 EST zI3IcHAm No.282554
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I'm not talking about just mixing it with other drugs obviously that'll make shit feel better, but drugs/other chemicals that on their own aren't that exciting or even psychoactive at all that make alcohol feel better in some sense, more euphoric, cleaner, more relaxing, etc.

Right now I just did 37.5mg ephedrine and 120mg propranolol and just drank 3 shots and it's feeling like I did 7 shots but much cleaner and more euphoric

I'm thinking about taking more ephedrine tho because my pulse is a little low, I think I can't really feel it

also sometimes I take doxylamine and that makes me feel more fucked up in general, but I don't take that much no more than 75-125mg, I like how it makes me feel at that level but I HATE being delirious at all, and diphenhydramine is just dogshit for me, no sedation at all, just makes me feel bad

what else folks?
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Graham Pockbury - Wed, 04 Sep 2019 12:48:22 EST zr4tnNyK No.282565 Reply
booze, cannabis and caffeine is my standard combo, and works really well. each drug enhances the positive effects and cancels the negative effects of the others. low dose shrooms are also a good addition, if you don't mind the nausea
Martha Sizzlemudging - Wed, 04 Sep 2019 15:08:15 EST zI3IcHAm No.282566 Reply
yeah lol, I meant drugs that aren't very useful on their own, also I'm prescribed propranolol for migraines idk what you mean my moms medicine cabinet
Nathaniel Chillerchick - Thu, 05 Sep 2019 06:49:13 EST ZmMOOBMJ No.282574 Reply
drink a six pack and take about 100mg's of DPH for every beer

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