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Blarf it

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- Fri, 26 Apr 2019 00:29:27 EST AGbKKD5M No.281351
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I'll go weeks without drinking, then one day just have 8 beers at top speed.
Anyone else?
Except once that day comes I make the power-chugging a daily phenomena.
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Rebecca Grimhall - Sun, 05 May 2019 01:23:38 EST AGbKKD5M No.281451 Reply
OP here just wanted to spew some shit somewhere. Anyone else feel like they're gonna restrict themselves to x quantity of y then when they're imbibing they feel like going way wayyyy too far? Current mood.

Never fun

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- Thu, 25 Apr 2019 19:32:19 EST lqxKHqy9 No.281343
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I can't even remember the last time I had a good party by myself. I rarely get drunk nowadays (at most a few times per month) so I shouldn't have too much tolerance but I still never manage to have fun.
Can I enjoy alcohol again or did I ruin it forever when I drank?
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Polly Bardlock - Sun, 28 Apr 2019 01:11:14 EST AGbKKD5M No.281389 Reply
I don't know of any single player drinking games either.
There's one...
It's called alcoholism
I think the nature of drinking games requires more than one player to be fun. Maybe hooch can thinktank a solo game up? No don't give us that "when x says y take a drink" shit. I dunno, I guess anything can be made into a drinking game but again it's always going to be slightly more depressing and less fun if you're alone. I guess that's a parallel to weed and other substances as well; when you do these things alone people may say you have a problem (perhaps true). Again I'd recommend trying either new or forgotten things next time you drink. Drinking for the sake of drinking is a recipe for boredom.
Emma Greendock - Tue, 30 Apr 2019 12:15:40 EST 9QBBnhFL No.281419 Reply
I have a small tradition of playing through the Monkey Island games while sipping rum once a year.
Also not singleplayer, but on fridays I usually get some beers and play chivalry medieval warfare. It's good fun and on fridays most of the players (at least on my home server) seem to be either getting their drunk or high on, it's great.
Nigel Guckleteck - Thu, 02 May 2019 01:42:17 EST NjgfiBzZ No.281433 Reply
I think one needs to change their routine they are normally stuck to.

Swish General Thread

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- Tue, 29 May 2018 22:23:47 EST eQUeOmFG No.278561
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I've been an alcoholic for about 12 years now, currently 31. I've found that i'm a very good functioning alcoholic and have been able to keep a steady job since i got out of college. I couldn't afford the habbit anymore after a couple years while maintaining a normal life so i decided to just make swish.

Its been 2 years and i honestly don't care i'm drinking swish. Yea it looks like shit, smells like shit and tastes like shit, it is fucking nearly impossible to swallow, but it gets you insanely drunk and is cheap as fuck. I've got good hookups with a local whiskey distillery and get old barrels for cheap as shit. I've been able to save and although i'm still an alcoholic my overall life quality has improved due to swish.

Am i just a cheap faggot that likes to drink swish alone? I don't tell people cause of the stigma but when i go out its more rewarding too to be drinking "quality" for once. Hope i don't get flamed too hard but i'm sure ya'll will understand.
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Charlotte Hattingfot - Mon, 29 Apr 2019 22:52:55 EST dLj7Qcju No.281413 Reply
Tainted alcohol will actually fuck you up dawg, no lie

Alcohol makes me enjoy living on EASY MODE

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- Fri, 26 Apr 2019 03:35:35 EST 6v54FDyM No.281354
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>Be socially anxious introvert
>Never leave the house
>Decide to meetup with my one friend for a drink at a bar
>Drink some tequila shots, rum and cokes and a few beers
>Become way more social, start talking to every person I see
>I'm making some people laugh and they're actively enjoying my company
>It's karaoke night
>Decide to get up and sing Rawhide by The Blues Brothers
>Actually kill it, and get passionate in my performance, making people laugh and actually clap for me
>A guy came up to me and told me "That was awesome man"
>Later on meet a chick and she actually flirts with me (WTF, never has happened before, I am attractive but I usually never approach women)
>My friend gives me a big hug and tells me he's proud of me

This is why alcohol is SO fucking addictive. It completely makes my personality better and it makes me genuinely have fun. So now all I wanna do is drink, but I know it's not healthy so I am trying not to do it too often but its hard... cause it sure helps make every social event 1000% better.
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Alice Nondertut - Mon, 29 Apr 2019 01:46:11 EST 2VzdhJH+ No.281404 Reply
OP is an enthusiastic homosex lolololol
Hamilton Bubbleforth - Mon, 29 Apr 2019 14:35:21 EST dLj7Qcju No.281405 Reply
Seriously OP, blame yourself and not the liquor. Or man up like everyone else and realize why people drink in the first place you are not special
Ernest Cleblingkune - Mon, 29 Apr 2019 20:29:24 EST zSF2cUPE No.281412 Reply
This is also true, if you're a true devotee of the drop then you drink for different reasons over time. Circumstances change, personalities develop, friendships come and go. You sound pretty young OP so you have time to figure things out. Just don't turn to hooch as a first resort.

How to stay drunk constantly

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- Thu, 04 Apr 2019 14:39:27 EST HSxCZpPn No.281110
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Anyone have any tips on how to potentiate alcohol or to prolong the buzz?
Seems like I'm drinking an awful lot and I wish that I didn't have the tolerance that I do. What do you guys do to try to save money on alcohol/get more out of your hooch? I don't really give two shits about my health I've pretty much prescribed myself to an early death.
Ideally I'd like to be drunk 24/7, I already start drinking the moment I wake up but I find it really hard to keep myself drunk sometimes. High proof alcohol helps but it gets expensive.
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Doris Turveyworth - Mon, 29 Apr 2019 16:57:47 EST S+ihBBjy No.281408 Reply
what about like kratom? cheap and would add to it and minimal risk
Lydia Sammleworth - Mon, 29 Apr 2019 17:42:47 EST IQ7ILBEg No.281409 Reply

not OP, but for me kratom is totally pointless if consuming alcohol beyond 1 standard drink. after the 2. drink kratom effects are quite diminished and after the 3. only booze remains. but: it can make for a good vomiting if you consume beer, champagne or any carbonated drink with it. (small kratom particles crash out CO2 all at once and makes your belly very uncomfortable)


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- Fri, 12 Apr 2019 00:12:15 EST LR5YKa/G No.281172
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>want to have a drink
>don't want to fuck up my weight loss (trying to get rid of my belly fat)

fuck this sucks so much dick
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Charlotte Nenningdock - Thu, 25 Apr 2019 13:03:10 EST YRDzeOY1 No.281341 Reply
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vodka + lacroix my friend
Doris Branningham - Thu, 25 Apr 2019 14:10:33 EST zSF2cUPE No.281342 Reply
>>281186 >>281341 These OP. Stick to liquor and noncaloric beverages like Perrier/La Croix, diet soda, or powdered drink mixes. If you factor in the liquor calories you consume (see: http://getdrunknotfat.com/) and don't eat while/after drinking, you should stay within your guidelines for the day.
Ebenezer Cubberhood - Fri, 26 Apr 2019 21:56:02 EST dLj7Qcju No.281367 Reply
Even cheap whisky and coffee over time will make you addicted, difference between so called “soft” and “hard” drugs is the onset or physical/mental addiction ime

Cocaine for Alcohol WIthdrawals

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- Thu, 11 Apr 2019 15:22:38 EST 4H/9l7bZ No.281170
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Sup /hooch/,

Got a different topic for you guys today, one I haven't seen on here before. This may be a discussion that pops up on /stim/ but they are all crazy horny angry people over there so I wanted to float this concept with my fellow alcoholics and see what you all thought. Besides this topic is centered around alcohol and its effects primarily.

Basically I am using cocaine to help me take a T-break from alcohol. I drink almost every day, have for many years, and get withdrawals if I stop. My goal is to cut my drinking down to only 1 or 2 nights a week instead of 6 or 7. I have been doing 2-5 lines of coke every day, early enough that I can still get to sleep at night and function the next day, to keep me distracted from my alcohol cravings. However during this hedonistic experiment, I have noticed an unintended benefit: basically, alcohol is a CNS depressant while cocaine is a stimulant. So when you regularly consume the depressant and then stop, your nervous system is firing on all cylinders at 110%, which causes the shakes, irritability, anxiety, etc. Conversely, when you binge on an upper then stop, you crash with zero energy, lethargy, depression, etc.

What I have discovered is that when I come down off the coke, the "depressant-like crash" which would normally leave me all depleted and feeling shitty, is nicely countered by the "stimulant-like withdrawals" of not having booze. So while I occasionally shake like a motherfucker and feel like I'm on meth, I have essentially had a perfectly fine balance of energy vs. sleepiness and so on. I have found it very easy to go about my job, and daily responsibilities, for almost two weeks now.

Once I feel like I'm over the hill with my alcohol cravings I'll taper down on the coke and try to just be a weekend warrior with all this shit. So far my pulse hasn't gotten over 120bpm, and when it does I do deep breathing and stuff to slow it down.

Any thoughts?
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Drinking in public

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- Wed, 18 Jul 2018 01:27:56 EST 2F0ebvPr No.279146
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How is drinking in public viewed in your country? I don’t know about in USA but here in Canada it’s still a bit taboo. I mean bums and teens drink in public around the world, but you’ll never see an average joe drinking while walking down the street here. It’s nearly impossible to be an alcoholic without drinking in public at least once daily. I personally have never been caught but I’m curious about how the rest of you deal with local laws
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David Shakeworth - Thu, 25 Apr 2019 00:47:24 EST bUMqLpbh No.281336 Reply
What kind of asshole calls the cops for a guy too drunk to know his own home, though? I can get it if the person swears it's their home and doesn't go away, but just knocking, I mean, just tell the fucker he's at the wrong place and send him in his way.
Caroline Blallypun - Fri, 26 Apr 2019 15:28:51 EST UxIpJPuD No.281357 Reply
Where I grew up in US was super strict about it unless you were low-key/brown-bagging it and not staying in place, along with being 21+ if stopped or somehow in an area that allowed for consumption. I moved to central/eastern Europe and they do not give a fuck. I've drank from a bottle of wine on the bus and metro, no issues. A friend and I each drank from our own bottles of wine (we had colds) while sitting on a park bench in a crowded park on a Friday afternoon and no issues whatsoever. If you're not yelling and making a nuisance they don't prioritise it. Alcohol is pretty strongly ingrained in the culture.
Ernest Crerrywill - Fri, 26 Apr 2019 17:14:49 EST oS8blN1Z No.281359 Reply
Just to agree with my fellow UK posters here. As long as you're not wandering down a busy high street blatantly drinking from a can, nobody is bothered. Been told to finish my drink and bin it when walking past police in a major city but that's it. As long as you're respectful, all is good.

Alcohol and creativity

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- Fri, 19 Apr 2019 18:24:34 EST Lpi4a7Pl No.281300
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So I have this question that I don´t know where to post else.
I was diagnosed with burnout a few months ago. I noticed that I my creativity was pretty much completely drained from me.
Thing is, I stopped drinking because of that diagnosis and a Lexapro prescription, which I stopped taking months ago. Now, in the whole time since then, I wasn´t able to make anthing creative other than under the influence of alcohol. Before that, I was able to shit out collages every few days. Now my question is, are there any alternatives to alcohol when it comes to creativty? I am developing a daily habit. Weed does not help, it just makes me lazy. I just want to be able to express myself again.
Pic related, it is an old collage of mine.
Fuck Gundlestock - Sat, 20 Apr 2019 00:55:58 EST IQ7ILBEg No.281302 Reply
>>281300 you are becoming an alcoholic in order to make pictures like that? well.. i don't say it's shit or anything, but... i looked at it pretty long to try to find out what's so great about it that it's worth fucking up your already fucked up life even much more.
Edward Clayson - Tue, 23 Apr 2019 21:29:06 EST AGbKKD5M No.281321 Reply
Hey Phin. I've experienced burnout, or at least I feel like I have. Well my advice is to stop pressuring yourself to create. Creating for the sake of creating doesn't always make a masterpiece. Don't force it on yourself. That takes the fun out of it. Also, try not to get in the mindset of, "I need ___ or I can't be creative." That's an unhealthy fallacy. You're just as dope as you've ever been, perhaps you've been pushing yourself too hard. I suppose you could try small creative tasks as a matter of repetition so that you always make stuff but that's not a method I've found meaningful success with. Maybe make it so that you don't get a "reward" until you've completed your daily creation task. That'll incentivize the behavior and reinforce it if you do stick to it. Also, I like the pic you posted. It's bretty cool. Great luck and wisdom to you.
David Shakeworth - Thu, 25 Apr 2019 00:42:59 EST bUMqLpbh No.281334 Reply
Meditate sometimes and spill out the bullshit you have inside in whatever you're doing creatively, this stuff doesn't just come in a wink, sometimes you need to make shit to make art.

GC/MS For Alcohol?

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- Wed, 17 Apr 2019 17:24:01 EST CaGYZM2w No.281238
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So my P.O. is an actual brainlet. I came up positive for alcohol and she is ordering a GC/MS (That I have to pay for of course) because I denied drinking anything.

I'm familiar with GC/MS and i'm pretty sure it'll be able to specify the type of alcohol versus say rubbing alcohol...but that doesn't necessarily mean it came from say a beer. (IE The alcohol in NyQuil or whatever is most certainly the kind you can drink) It could be from food cooked in alcohol for instance (which I did have some bourbon soaked shrimp 2 days before)

Anyways there are literally thousands of products containing alcohol...my gum has sugar alcohol in it for instance.

I'm wondering if anyone has any thoughts. (INb4 get a lawyer, she already doesn't believe me, is making me take more drug classes.) Also if there is any truth to the EtG levels lowering the longer a sample is stored. She gave me a week to run the GC/MS on it...so im going to wait until the last day.
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Martin Nicklelock - Mon, 22 Apr 2019 16:51:07 EST 4SVtUK1+ No.281314 Reply
Reporting this thread. Hope all you criminal scum enjoy your account bans
Phoebe Borringhall - Mon, 22 Apr 2019 16:55:15 EST CaGYZM2w No.281315 Reply
Explain how this is logical

>I've seen people get like 5 or 6 Paraphenelia felonies with something (The tie, the syringe, the bag, the lighter, the tooter, the foil, etc)

Ive even seen someone get multiple paraphenelia charges for one piece of plastic/foil the cops obviously ripped up into smaller pieces (you dont smoke heroin off quarter sizes chunks of foil ffs) and even seen someone get 2 paraphenelia charges for 1 syringe (one for the plunger, one for the tube)

The craziest shit I ever saw, and i saw this twice. was 1) they took a syringe into evidence, months later they claimed evidence working officer poked self with needle, came back filing "Assault on an officer with a deadly weapon charges" (carries a possible life sentence) and another time, the officer asked dude if he has a needle on him, guy says yes its here, officer gets it and claims to get poked (cap was on) same charges filed.

Anyone claiming the system is "fair" is an absolute bluepilled normie faggot.
Phoebe Borringhall - Mon, 22 Apr 2019 16:57:54 EST CaGYZM2w No.281316 Reply
and even if I did, why the fuck would I just admit it? You admit nothing to these clowns.

Jack Daniels Sinatra Select

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- Wed, 20 Mar 2019 22:48:18 EST 2A/aUr7t No.280941
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150 for a bottle and I finally got it. Do you guys think I should open and try it or leave it with the gift box as a reminder not to get expensive ass booze?
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Eugene Fonkinkin - Thu, 18 Apr 2019 13:16:32 EST jJ1TR5bo No.281266 Reply

At least post a decent picture. What the fuck is wrong with this board and the urge to post mediocre random pictures?
Eugene Fonkinkin - Thu, 18 Apr 2019 13:17:35 EST jJ1TR5bo No.281267 Reply

Fuck you. Marketing got you. Post a relevant picture, you fucking piece of shit.
Alice Brookstock - Thu, 18 Apr 2019 21:44:50 EST 0UzgD731 No.281288 Reply
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If you like whiskey but don't like Scotch, but you want to like Scotch, try The MacCallan. Its about $48/750ml round these here parts, worth the price. Its damn good whiskey.

I'm a Bourbon man myself. Sippin' on some Four Roses right now. Its pretty good for being $22/750ml

I'll say that expensive booze is worth it up to a certain point. Normally I buy bottles in the $18-$45 range, but I'd be comfortable paying up to $100 ($120 as an absolute max) for something really special. Basically any higher than that and you're paying for the label/jerkoff points.

Regional Beer

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- Thu, 13 Sep 2018 15:33:01 EST uj58BRn6 No.279864
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What's the best beer from where you're from? What's your town/city's "flagship" beer? I gotta go with Yuengling. We have some fine craft brews in Philadelphia, but this is an American classic
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Ernest Dammledale - Thu, 20 Sep 2018 07:25:45 EST c43Wxix/ No.279941 Reply
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I'd say it's a toss-up between the ever popular Spotted Cow from New Glarus, or Maibock from Capital Brewing. The latter is a seasonal, though.

Other honorable mentions: Mudpuppy Porter from Central Waters, Lake House from Capital, and Pabst.
Hugh Brallywune - Sat, 22 Sep 2018 06:28:21 EST UMBO6X1+ No.279977 Reply
Spotted Cow is the shit and one of the things I regret about moving out of WI
Thomas Pummlefare - Tue, 16 Apr 2019 02:35:48 EST QOLcBzu0 No.281224 Reply
Alaskan beers the best Ive ever had .
Alaskan pilot and baranof brewery are my favorites from there
New Jersey has flying fish which has a good variety.

EtG False Positives?

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- Wed, 03 Apr 2019 18:18:52 EST CaGYZM2w No.281094
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Hey guys so, anyone know anything about these shitty tests? I get piss tested for probation, and this cunt had the nerve to say that even if it comes up (even for say mouthwash or body spray or hand sanitizer) she will arrest me... (Her argument was it says NO ALCOHOL on the court order, it doesnt specify "No alcoholic beverages" so if she finds mouthwash in my house im booked? Lol)

Anyways, I dont think that will up hold in court, but what kind of things can I blame this shit on?
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Wesley Worthingstone - Sun, 14 Apr 2019 02:32:44 EST ebIdA/pp No.281198 Reply
That's shitty man. Do you have to contribute or is it enough to just show up?
Nigel Suddlesut - Sun, 14 Apr 2019 17:44:38 EST CaGYZM2w No.281202 Reply
This place is like...really weird, like after the meeting pictured (the one I was scheduled for) like 100+ people showed up. It was almost like a church...so I was able to sit in the back and just fuck around on my phone.
Nigel Suddlesut - Sun, 14 Apr 2019 17:45:02 EST CaGYZM2w No.281203 Reply
for the record though, most times you are required to participate...but this group i picked it too big.


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- Sun, 31 Mar 2019 17:18:10 EST LCvmKK8m No.281070
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recovering from 18 ounces of vodka plus a natty daddy 25oz can in 3 hours.

my liver hurts two days later. Still craving the booze.
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Boozer McBoozerson - Tue, 02 Apr 2019 09:41:20 EST LCvmKK8m No.281084 Reply
this is actually good to hear. Ive been struggling with alcohol severely for over a year now and it feels like ive gotten to the point where im doing this seemingly every day.
Wesley Bunhood - Sat, 13 Apr 2019 20:52:43 EST ygu+kCa7 No.281196 Reply
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Its not tho. Most people who drink don't get drunk every day lol. Don't be fooled into thinking its okay just because people on the internet drink harder than you OP

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