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EtG False Positives?

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- Wed, 03 Apr 2019 18:18:52 EST CaGYZM2w No.281094
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Hey guys so, anyone know anything about these shitty tests? I get piss tested for probation, and this cunt had the nerve to say that even if it comes up (even for say mouthwash or body spray or hand sanitizer) she will arrest me... (Her argument was it says NO ALCOHOL on the court order, it doesnt specify "No alcoholic beverages" so if she finds mouthwash in my house im booked? Lol)

Anyways, I dont think that will up hold in court, but what kind of things can I blame this shit on?
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Wesley Worthingstone - Sun, 14 Apr 2019 02:32:44 EST ebIdA/pp No.281198 Reply
That's shitty man. Do you have to contribute or is it enough to just show up?
Nigel Suddlesut - Sun, 14 Apr 2019 17:44:38 EST CaGYZM2w No.281202 Reply
This place is like...really weird, like after the meeting pictured (the one I was scheduled for) like 100+ people showed up. It was almost like a church...so I was able to sit in the back and just fuck around on my phone.
Nigel Suddlesut - Sun, 14 Apr 2019 17:45:02 EST CaGYZM2w No.281203 Reply
for the record though, most times you are required to participate...but this group i picked it too big.


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- Sun, 31 Mar 2019 17:18:10 EST LCvmKK8m No.281070
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recovering from 18 ounces of vodka plus a natty daddy 25oz can in 3 hours.

my liver hurts two days later. Still craving the booze.
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Boozer McBoozerson - Tue, 02 Apr 2019 09:41:20 EST LCvmKK8m No.281084 Reply
this is actually good to hear. Ive been struggling with alcohol severely for over a year now and it feels like ive gotten to the point where im doing this seemingly every day.
Wesley Bunhood - Sat, 13 Apr 2019 20:52:43 EST ygu+kCa7 No.281196 Reply
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Its not tho. Most people who drink don't get drunk every day lol. Don't be fooled into thinking its okay just because people on the internet drink harder than you OP


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- Mon, 25 Feb 2019 20:03:16 EST 2VzdhJH+ No.280810
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>day 3 no booze
>go to university cafeteria to get a nice meal
>see qt3.14 blonde with her BF
>briskly walk back to dorm room, drink a entire fifth
>missed all my classes today from being hungover

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Thomas Fanfoot - Wed, 10 Apr 2019 20:34:42 EST AFyeuV2+ No.281167 Reply
The funny thing is that every imageboard's average posts have somehow become a lot shorter since 2010.
I bet you think having been here since 2011 makes you an oldfag.
Nicholas Pockville - Fri, 12 Apr 2019 13:01:54 EST bUMqLpbh No.281184 Reply
This post actually helped me, I will try to be more open and less of a snowflake now. Thanks.
Shit Dadgewet - Sun, 14 Apr 2019 19:13:31 EST zSF2cUPE No.281204 Reply
Please tell me this is pasta, because if not it's frankly embarrassing. If you want to understand social cache and virtue signalling read Bourdieu and Habermas or head to your local university to complain about the downfall of the family unit as the token conservative voice in class. Otherwise I can't help you

Wife's tolerances fucked

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- Sat, 23 Mar 2019 23:34:56 EST HSxCZpPn No.280983
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>wife gave birth to our child 4 months ago
>she hasn't really had alcohol in over a year, except for a couple sips of a cooler or something
>she decided she was finally ready to try again
>out with friends, she orders a Mikes Hard
>drinks it, gets totally wasted and ends up puking in the toilet when we got home
>ONE Mikes did this

Man I thought she was faking being so drunk until she started spewing in the toilet. Gave her some food and soda and she's doing fine now but holy fuck I have never seen anything like it. Has anyone else experienced people getting totally wrecked off of one drink? Is this normal?
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Nicholas Pockville - Fri, 12 Apr 2019 12:55:30 EST bUMqLpbh No.281183 Reply
That seems like you just fucked your stomach over, though. From what I know tea can lower the belly acid, that combined with beer and a lot of shitty food will make it all go back the way it came. Vinegar is good stuff for this situations, just drink a bit and lay down trying not to puke for a while.
Frederick Hablingville - Mon, 15 Apr 2019 03:02:41 EST ygu+kCa7 No.281207 Reply
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>drinks beer

Home brewin

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- Wed, 20 Mar 2019 23:03:35 EST HSxCZpPn No.280945
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Any homebrew fags here?
I got 12 gallons of ale fermenting pretty aggressively right now. I'm not a newbie to homebrewing so I know the basics, but what do you guys to do beef up the alcohol content of your beer? My tolerance to alcohol is crazy high now so I need something that is going to kick my nuts off.
I used a regular 23 litre can of malt extract for each batch but instead of the yeast it came with I'm using champagne yeast, EC118 or some shit and I also threw in some hops for flavour and half a 2kg bag of sugar in each one.
I was thinking of adding more sugar once the fermentation calms down a bit but have read mixed things on doing that. Anyone ever tried it? My thoughts were that I didn't want to stress the yeast too much initially to let them get a good start.
I'm trying to maximize my alcohol content here and I don't care much about the taste of it as long as it gets me drunk. I've read that the particular strain of yeast I'm using can tolerate up to 18 or 19% abv so as close to that number as possible would be ideal.
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Oliver Monnercocke - Tue, 09 Apr 2019 03:08:51 EST NzKxizen No.281156 Reply
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I brew every month if I can
last batch was a 50/50 munich malt and wheat malt dunkelweizen
17.2 IBU 5% ABV (kept it low this time because I drink with a younger crowd and the 11% imperials left em dead last time)
I used Hallertau hops for both bittering and aroma then pitched T. Delbruekii along with the C. Saccharomyces to give it a banana nose. Smelled like Banana bread but otherwise taste of a malty wheat beer.
Next up I am doing an Altbier but I have taken a half kilo of Caramunich malt and smoked it with applewood to see what happens
Molly Chiddleshit - Wed, 10 Apr 2019 02:00:50 EST HSxCZpPn No.281162 Reply
Thanks for the advice bro. My beer turned out pretty wicked, bottled it today and took a sample and it was real tasty. Can't wait for it to be done. Never took any readings because I never ended up getting a hydrometer until halfway through but I'm estimating its 15%+ I put some of the trub in the freezer and filtered all that shit out and actually got some tasty ice beer out of it. Almost reminds me of a coffee liqueur or something.

I actually used that method of sugar additions with this beer and I had good results. I was a small bit worried about contamination from opening the carboy too many times but everything worked out good. I didn't even bother dissolving the sugar in water but it made a mess.

As far as maple goes it's still expensive as shit. The quantity I'd neet to get the strength in my beers would probably be 4 times the price of table sugar.
Boozymandias - Wed, 10 Apr 2019 12:09:53 EST 6NsG/3l1 No.281164 Reply
If you're having problems with foam I'd recommend Fermcap S. Just add a couple drops to your fermenter and it keeps the foam down. I use it in the boil kettle as well to prevent boil overs, shit is magic.

Also, some other things you can try to get a good fermentation is aerating the wort before you pitch the yeast. You can do this by shaking/agitating the wort, or using an aquarium air pump with a carbonation stone (https://www.northernbrewer.com/products/carb-stone-0-5-micron). Shaking is a bitch and the pump works okay, but the way I do it is by attaching the carbonation stone to a disposable oxygen cylinder you can get at a hardware store (https://www.homedepot.com/p/Bernzomatic-1-4-oz-Oxygen-Gas-Cylinder-304179/202044702) using a cheap regulator (https://www.morebeer.com/products/oxygen-regulator.html?gclid=CjwKCAjwqLblBRBYEiwAV3pCJuMqJ7vusxa62bF_ckBxoZbp8Ixr-fACsAJDuN11U9zcKblbhvOv8BoCM8AQAvD_BwE). Just blast some O2 into the wort for 30 to 60 seconds before pitching the yeast and you're good to go. For comparison, the aquarium pump method takes about an hour.

Temperature control during fermentation will also help a lot, if you can manage it.

It sounds like you're using a dry yeast. Some people swear by them, but I'm a liquid yeast kinda guy. I make a starter a few days ahead of brewing so I know I have a large colony of very active yeast. People will tell you not to make starters for dry yeast, but you may want to give it a shot so you get the yeast active and ready for pitching.

Dph and alk

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- Fri, 05 Apr 2019 10:19:07 EST JRItkviC No.281118
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So I've heard a few people claim that when they take half to a whole 25mg of benadryl with each drink they have it prevents or stops the spins completely. Anyone here use dph with their drinks?
it sounds like another drinking myth to me but one guy even once told me that he finds booze and dph the best alternative to pharms like wtf man it can't be that good a combo.
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Phineas Demblehot - Sat, 06 Apr 2019 22:17:08 EST HSxCZpPn No.281140 Reply
I quit drinking for like 9 months once. The lack of alcohol was driving me fucking crazy so I started abusing DXM and DPH. I realized it was retarded being sober so I ended up getting fucked up one night on a bunch of whisky and DPH and holy fuck I was only more drunk like once or twice in my life. I think there might be some sort of potentiation or something.
Ebenezer Donkinville - Sat, 06 Apr 2019 22:23:34 EST 0jIqRBR6 No.281142 Reply
Nigga fuck this. You must want to die if you even want to mix alcy with dph.
Phoebe Wurringhit - Sat, 06 Apr 2019 23:53:56 EST u9eXlCiU No.281144 Reply
dont do this. dph is such shit and it wont improve drinking

in younger and dumber days i would drink a little bit and take ~125mg of DPH . once i got somewhat drunk before going to see a movie and then i kept on taking more and more DPH. probably ended up taking around 400mg, full blown black out, probably passed out in the theater. felt like shit when i came to. came home and my mom took me to the hospital after seeing my pupils, lol. super fun and cool.

my point is that youre going to end up taking too much DPH and doing something stupid. alcohol + something as powerful and dose-dependent as DPH is a bad idea. theres a fine line with DPH, too. one extra little pink pill can be the difference between a good or a bad time.

also ive never gotten alcohol spins in my life. yeah maybe when super crossfaded but ive never related to 'lol the room is spinning' types. if you get spins then i guess drink slower or with food.

Exiled, Humbled, I bring you this recipe.

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- Fri, 22 Mar 2019 19:46:18 EST jLMhF++S No.280962
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I get a lot of flak for this, but hear me out.
I mix IPA's with cheap light beer.
I know.
I'm a heathen.
But again i ask, please, hear me out.

I like drinking. I love drinking, im not gonna lie.
I love drinking nice beer, especially IPAs, but they are high gravity typically, and also very bitter. these things dont bother me and when im at the bar i would never ask a bartender to pour me a mixed beer.
I drink out of a large Yeti, just pour my beer into it. |
i live in a temperate rainforest, so its very hot and humid and beer goes warm fast if its not the 3 months out of the year we have mild winter.
30OZ fake yeti cup, thats enough for a 12oz of some good tasty craft IPA, and 16oz of cheap flavorless light beer.

this is where the magic happens. combined, the ipa doesnt lose its flavor at all, and you cant taste a beer like natty light. i have effectively created a 28oz IPA for a fraction of the price, cut the ABV down a smidge, and can now drink big gulp IPAs all night without dialing all 12 of my EXs at 3am trying to get some of that late night sloppy. \

pic related
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Polly Crenkinwill - Thu, 04 Apr 2019 08:59:55 EST 9QBBnhFL No.281102 Reply
I had never considered that before, I'll have to try that out. Usually each friday I get my beer and chivalry MF on but I'm too cheap to get more than like 2 fancier beers for just drinking by myself at the computer. Mixing with cheaper light beer would let me sip the tasty stuff longer.

Only experience mixing beers was at a friends place years ago, and they completely canceled eachother out. Like you could tell there was something there but it just came across as a huge void of flavour.
Jack Bardman - Fri, 05 Apr 2019 04:16:12 EST TTN5ialO No.281116 Reply
I think this has to do with drinking habits. For me, personally, when I drink beer, I'm just drinking beer. When I am drinking whiskey, I am drinking beer, water and and a glass of whiskey. When I drink vodka, I'm chugging vodka mixed with water. And when I drink vodka, I drink like 4 shots at once mixed with water and just chug it. And repeat, many times. And I am also drinking much more water. Although there's no doubt I am drinking more ethanol with vodka, I also tend to drink much more water because I drink vodka waters, but drinking just beer or drinking glasses of whiskey whiskey with a side of water and beer definitely "messes" me up more. My point is that I highly doubt when you're drinking a bottle of whiskey, you're just drinking a bottle of whiskey. You have some other beverage with it, right?

Seeing as alcohol dehydrates, I believe that people often feel effects of some other condition rather than alcohol intoxication and just attribute it to alcohol. My point is that I bet if you were to drink the exact amount of water with the exact amount of ethanol, the source of the ethanol wouldn't matter. I have absolutely nothing to back this up other than drinking experience, but I bet there's some truth to it.

drinky stinky

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- Wed, 03 Apr 2019 17:44:56 EST H8pJDNj4 No.281093
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>used to drink 6 shots per weekend in highschool
>stopped drinking after senior year cause of jobs
>recently started drinking again
>2 shots dance take a nap repeat for the last 4 days
>how long until i die like this
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Hannah Gesslebury - Thu, 04 Apr 2019 05:47:42 EST H8pJDNj4 No.281101 Reply
it' been about 6 shots per day I just keep pissing and napping
Wesley Surringdale - Thu, 04 Apr 2019 09:43:11 EST HSxCZpPn No.281103 Reply
Even so dude 6 shots is nothing you'll be fine. When you start getting the shakes in the morning until you have a drink is when it's a problem.
David Sebbleridge - Thu, 04 Apr 2019 10:14:34 EST Qqiu5O01 No.281105 Reply
you're smole, huh?
my last girlfriend would get wasted from what i considered to be trivial amounts of booze.
when i did the math, i realized she was actually at my (fifth a day) level.

neways, if you have to ask, you've already gone past the problem/trouble point.

worrying about how long you're going to live while intentionally poisoning yourself is just....
get help if you need it, dude

or: "shatter your life; go for it!"

Beer vs Hard Liqour in terms of weight gain/loss

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- Thu, 28 Mar 2019 11:49:50 EST ccc/03Mf No.281030
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so I've been drinking daily for three years, and for the first couple years my drink of choice was usually beer or malt liquor. After gaining 60 pounds from this I switched solely to vodka. I'm sure that won't help and will merely fuck up my metabolism, but I was wondering if hard liquor actually does anything to get this damn ass weight off
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Rebecca Darthood - Fri, 29 Mar 2019 19:29:54 EST 8M/R0eRd No.281044 Reply
Well, more so you should be killing bottles of vodka and gin not irish cream and kahlua
Oliver Duckforth - Mon, 01 Apr 2019 10:58:37 EST LSUeSe+C No.281074 Reply
I gained a lot of weight in my heavy drinking days because I'd down 100oz of 8% malt liquor. Obviously is beer is going to have more calories per standard drink than a shot of vodka (150 calories or so per beer, 98 calories per shot of vodka)

The game changer for me in losing weight while still drinking was fixing my diet. No more fast food, no more cookies, no more chips, etc.

I still drink frequently but my diet is significantly better. Chicken, potatoes, and eggs being the main staples of it. And as a result I've gone from 6' 235lbs to 6' 190lbs over the course of a few months.

Drunk eating a bunch of hard boiled eggs is a lot less calories than drunk eating a pint of ice cream.

Taimapedia's Jungle Juice

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- Fri, 29 Mar 2019 11:52:33 EST v9zsL4gg No.281040
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Pic related is our wiki's jungle juice recipe but I need clarification on making smaller portions.

So first of all, when they say a Kool Aid canister, is it better to make Kool Aid with the canister and pour it in the mix or just pour in the powder?

And if I just have the 750 mL bottle of Everclear, would it make good jungle juice if I just used, say, 1 canister and 2 ounces of sugar?

How expensive would this all be?
Henry Bottingtune - Sat, 30 Mar 2019 22:12:13 EST TGI913aD No.281059 Reply
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first off, do not use that recipe if you want to live.
instead try this:
  1. -1 chopped pineapple, apple, orange and lime
  2. -1 gallon Carlo Rossi sangria
  3. ~one third of a handle of vodka
  4. ~two cups orange juice
  5. ~two cups Sprite or ginger ale (for carbonation or extra sweetness)

Stir together in a gallon bucket with a spigot and ice, serves at least 6 well.
Charlotte Dartford - Sat, 30 Mar 2019 23:19:14 EST zSF2cUPE No.281060 Reply
>>281059 has a good recipe, and yeah, I wouldn't mess with the taima recipe because without proportions you're likely going to end up with an overly-sweet, undrinkable mess. Best jungle juice recipes normally have the 1/2 fruit base (Hawaiian punch, Tampico, etc.), 1/4 medium cutter (e.g., fruity wine like sangria, moscato, etc.), and 1/4 the heavy hitter (e.g., Everclear or vodka). Add sliced fruit to taste: oranges, grapefruit, apples all work fine.

I haven't drank the stuff since college though, having slammed my head on the pavement and concussed myself during the last time of consumption. Have fun though!

Coffee and Alcohol

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- Thu, 28 Mar 2019 02:48:36 EST 4HPYVK1y No.281028
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I'm at my beachshack and their was no milk but some irish cream so i substituted irish cream for milk.

Was really good i know people put scotch in coffee are their any other mixes of alcohol that work well with coffee?
Eugene Fucklelatch - Fri, 29 Mar 2019 07:37:42 EST IQ7ILBEg No.281038 Reply
Rum, tequila, cognac, brandy, vodka,
Angus Packlespear - Sat, 30 Mar 2019 02:10:27 EST Ktx5U+KL No.281048 Reply
I've been mixing natty daddys with my coffee recently. Does the trick.


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- Tue, 26 Mar 2019 05:19:16 EST udCUv4QX No.281011
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Egyptian lover baby
Ebenezer Crunnerwill - Sat, 30 Mar 2019 00:11:28 EST AGbKKD5M No.281046 Reply
The Nile River in Egypt runs North into the Mediterranean Sea. I'd like to learn to read hieroglyphics sometime.

Home made Absinthe

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- Sat, 23 Mar 2019 22:53:49 EST kCm8vSEf No.280979
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Does anyone have tips and tricks that might make some really good absinthe?
I want to not only make good absinthe, but absinthe that can be marketable to those locally who might like to buy it rather than make it themselves. I already have a recipe from Erowid to follow, and will post the screenshot here. I have a screenshot of another recipe off the same page, but will likely start out with just the first
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Augustus Blidgeworth - Tue, 26 Mar 2019 16:47:44 EST kCm8vSEf No.281015 Reply
Just makes it all the worth while to make, then.
It's funny you should bring up hipsters because that's exactly who I want to sell it to.

Which alcohol

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- Tue, 26 Mar 2019 03:43:47 EST eeXzbygG No.281010
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I got this pineapple cactus orange blast, should I mix it with vodka, rum, or brandy?
Lillian Crindersodge - Tue, 26 Mar 2019 11:11:22 EST 9QBBnhFL No.281013 Reply
If you got all three, why not just mix a lil of each and try what tastes best?

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