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Name calling

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- Tue, 05 May 2020 18:56:53 EST CbYMqEjj No.284204
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>Boozer, hoocher, drunk, alcoholic, saucer, drunkard, boozhound, alky, juicer, liquid chump, ass chugging plaster master, the near beer fear, brewsquito, alcohomo, bottleass, grogboy, ghetto blaster

Why do people have to call me mean names for having 2 or 3 or 12 beers. All we need is frens
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Henry Grimhall - Tue, 12 May 2020 20:40:02 EST +IRipY6B No.284285 Reply
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It's completely fair that you be called those names. I would like to also notify you that you're a slot badger, you're a two pin DIN plug, you're a bush dodger, you're a small bean regarder, you're a unabummer, you're a nut administrator, you're a bent ref, you're the crazy world of Arthur Brown, you're a fence foal, you're a free willy, you're a chimney bottler, you're a bunty man AND you're a shrub rocketeer
Hugh Brocklestock - Wed, 13 May 2020 13:54:04 EST wQt33j9x No.284288 Reply

something tells me people would name call you no matter what Simon
Charles Crinningwell - Fri, 22 May 2020 23:28:50 EST WP3QZnc9 No.284326 Reply
I don't know a simon, fuck you and whoever simon is. He cannot say anything.


am drunk

Corona beer

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- Thu, 13 Feb 2020 15:03:12 EST m5IvpHfZ No.283717
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Does anyone here like Corona?
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Caroline Gabblenan - Mon, 18 May 2020 09:09:58 EST /BcRVmpe No.284308 Reply
I'm not a fan of beer in general but Corona is one of the better brands I've come across.
Sidney Pickson - Wed, 20 May 2020 18:16:44 EST f9ngHDfq No.284320 Reply
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It is to Pacifico what Bud is to Miller. Take that for what you will.

"You can have any virus you want, as long as it's Corona."

Poorfags unite!

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- Sat, 25 Apr 2020 20:42:18 EST 0jIqRBR6 No.284126
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Anyone else sober due to financial reasons? I blew all my money on booze and weed and now I gotta stay sober until at least the end of the month. Lol I know that's just a week, but if you're a sober alcoholic that is a long week. I got a little bit of weed, and I've been sipping on diet caffeinated soda just so I can have something to sip on in the absence of beer.

How do poorfag alcies cope?
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Sophie Chipperchet - Sun, 10 May 2020 18:03:18 EST RlrE/did No.284266 Reply
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Fair enough dudes, for me booze takes priority if it really comes down to it.
Yeah I'm American so it's a bit different. Also it depends how broke we're talking here, if you're seriously broke you can't drop that much on weed at once
Hamilton Pickville - Mon, 18 May 2020 22:56:07 EST Ktx5U+KL No.284312 Reply
Nah. I'd rather be poor than miserable. I'd just get fired again anyway. Not everyone can wage slave.

Belgian Beer

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- Wed, 08 Jan 2020 20:40:08 EST M6fQOG8R No.283479
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Best Quad I've had in a long time. I'm surprised so many bartenders and drinkers brag about IPA's. They are the chinkiest most simple beers to make. You're not a real drinker until you've reached the exotic beer level. Belgian Beer is the the best in the world. Why don't more companies invest in this stuff. Its so fucking good.
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Charlotte Nundledale - Sat, 16 May 2020 08:15:16 EST avyPNoax No.284301 Reply
Triples from the north of france and belgium are easily my favorites. If you have the occasion to try local brews instead of big brand like those mentionned in this thread, don't hesitate.
I can suggest Jenlain and Chti as big brands.
Most of these beers go very well with specific dishes, like duck parmentier for example
Molly Deddlematch - Sun, 17 May 2020 21:21:36 EST 4H/9l7bZ No.284303 Reply
this thread is surprising me, i thought most people liked belgian beers

ambien cross tolerance to booze?

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- Mon, 11 May 2020 22:57:18 EST 2y8o0URT No.284278
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ever since I started taking ambien once or twice a week I've noticed that it is harder for me to get fucked up. Takes an entire bottle of wine just to get drunk.
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Nicholas Huddledon - Tue, 12 May 2020 11:34:13 EST 9uIqLmMV No.284281 Reply
That’s because ambien is pretty much a benzo and acts on the same gabba receptor alcohol does.
Walter Blytheman - Wed, 13 May 2020 23:53:04 EST DeXHkgaD No.284292 Reply
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Yeah it is true about them acting on the same receptor, but a normal reaction to mixing a benzo or any z-drug hypnotic with alcohol usually amplifies intoxication. I use to use both ambien and lunesta with alcohol (not typically ambien and lunesta together but one or the other with alcohol, rotating for tolerance or boredom). I was a heavier drinker also when I did that, and had been for about 5 years, I consider myself an alcoholic to give reference I guess.

Whenever I mixed ambien (or lunesta) with alcohol, it really increased the effects of both, they really feed off each other. Also it was really easy to overshoot dosing by such a small amount of alcohol or ambien/lunesta. Thus, blacking out and usually doing some really not cool stuff like leaving your house, driving, buying drugs/food/alcohol, take more drugs/alcohol (that happen a lot to me). Any friends who mixed the two had the similar effects. I have never read or heard about someone having the same reaction as you

You should really tell the dr that prescribed you that about what's going on asap, including your actual drinking habits. A good motto I go by in alcoholism imo is "There are two people not to lie to: your doctor and your lawyer."

And if you bought them illegally then go to your primary care doctor.

Alcohol = Higher Sex Drive?

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- Fri, 28 Jun 2019 05:03:47 EST nRfUbmcX No.281901
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Does anyone here somehow end up MORE horny and prone to spontaneous rock hard erections and such after a bunch of drinking? I know the whiskey dick stereotype... but after going on benders it seems like my dopamine levels get jacked up all high to fuck and I end up wanking off a bunch.

I think it's the dopamine pleasure/reward part of my brain getting all screwed up from the booze.
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Fucking Tillingwell - Fri, 01 May 2020 11:11:04 EST BgrBOYW1 No.284166 Reply
My sex drive increases if I drink lightly. But if I get to the point I'm drunk, I just can't get it up.
Archie Bemmleforth - Sat, 09 May 2020 11:55:01 EST pYuVTxhE No.284256 Reply

Alcohol increases the sex drive while simultaneously decreasing the ability to get an erection. But the latter effect disappears quicker than the former. Hence why many people, myself included, gets really horny while hungover.
Martha Hondleson - Mon, 11 May 2020 18:20:30 EST ZPDQRSyI No.284274 Reply

Agreed. Im always super horny when i wake up after a night of hard drinking.

When I'm drunk I can always end up super horny, just always have a hard time maintaining and hard on. I've stopped getting super drunk if I have a good chance at getting laid, its ruined my ability to seal the deal more than once. That said a couple of drinks can put me into a confident zone to do well, and the decreased sensation makes me last longer. Its such an unpredictable game to play though. You never know when you've hit your sweet spot.

How Do I Enjoy Hard Liquor Again?

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- Fri, 02 Aug 2019 21:05:39 EST XEdffk5h No.282294
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I used to be able to drink straight vodka and everclear for years. Ever since I puked hard from drinking too much, I've not been able to handle hard liquor without mixing the shit out of it.

Are there any recommendations on how to handle liquor like a chad? Teach me your ways.
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Beatrice Clodgeched - Mon, 11 May 2020 03:44:45 EST St4tHbAw No.284270 Reply
hard liquor is the fucking devil but if you want my personal advice:

-drink it on an empty stomach, if you try to drink after you eat anything then everything in your stomach becomes saturated with alcohol and vomiting is pretty likely
-drinking hard liquor immediately after vomiting for me is a surefire way to make sure the drank stays inside me
-always chase the liquor with a decent amount of water. like whenever you hit the liqqy, just attack as much water as you comfortably can handle. the benefits to this are numerous and probably obvious, but it definitely helps your body not reject the alc
-smell the alcohol before you start sipping. you'll gag, but its better to gag before drinking rather than during drinking
-mental acrobatics does wonders. when you start doing shots (or chugging out of the bottle) tell yourself that what you're drinking is magic, a cure-all, a panacea, a delicious treat. if you stay aware that what you're drinking is actually fire burny body destroyingretard juice, you probably wont be able to keep it down
-once you feel like you've consumed as much liquor as you desire, its a good idea to start eating. grease and carbs, preferably
-for some reason I feel like breathing out and emptying your lungs before you drink helps a lot. your throat will burn and you'll probably hyperventilate but it might make it easier
-in my experience the best chasers are acidic things like lemons or energy drinks. milk is also nice, as well as fizzy drinks of all kinds. chasing with water doesnt work that well but it does ensure that you're staying hydrated
-above all, try your best to get the taste out of your mouth and to find a way to convince your body that you aren't actually dying

I've been chugging a handle of vodka a day for three years, and just like burying your child, it never gets any easier
Fanny Cottingchock - Mon, 11 May 2020 08:56:12 EST cp8W0lAQ No.284271 Reply

Prechasing sounds like what you need.
Also exhaling before you take the shot/chug so you don't end up choking on it is also helpful.

Weird Dilemma

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- Mon, 27 Apr 2020 16:55:27 EST hsI6WUAE No.284135
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Hey guys, just came here for some thoughts about this BS-problem I'm in.

To make it kind of short, for about 2 months now I have been living with my best friend and his gf. I just learned that she was apparantly an ex alcoholic and my friend just said that SHE said that I would have to move out if I continued drinking. Like wtf? I just dont think she likes me man. My friend told me that he tried to convince her not to act like this, but to no avail. So either Im gonna just stop drinking or move out. Lol. What do you guys think of this? Cheers.
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Jack Bardham - Fri, 08 May 2020 10:04:24 EST aNgZNa5t No.284234 Reply
Dude you're being a third wheel. And a drunk one. Go get your own place, everyone will be happier

Real Talk

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- Wed, 06 May 2020 11:49:36 EST CbYMqEjj No.284213
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How effective is butt chugging?

Can you do it with these or malts?
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Isabella Huffingbuck - Thu, 07 May 2020 15:36:13 EST CbYMqEjj No.284223 Reply
I'll find out for the collective science that is /hooch/

will report after I acquire a funnel
Archie Bunspear - Thu, 07 May 2020 16:08:17 EST pf3Iupuk No.284224 Reply

Just go ahead and stick the hole can up your ass and do a handstand.


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- Tue, 17 Sep 2019 02:24:05 EST Rjg/yO/U No.282707
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>when all ur frens are straight edge and you're a functional alcoholic
wt? why do some people take things so seriously fuckk?
so fucking stupid just make love and something i'm drinking mac and cheese rn
why are ppl so fucking serious
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Fucking Blatherdale - Mon, 23 Sep 2019 23:57:06 EST APgsu79i No.282767 Reply
nah those guys are taking sommelier courses and posting on beeradvocate and shit. were more like alcohol special ed.
Ian Blinkinwirk - Mon, 04 May 2020 14:26:14 EST YQ/ieAnp No.284192 Reply
I'm glad I'm not the only one that has wondered some of those things. I don't know what you mean by drinking mac and cheese.

I lost a fren a while ago. We both drank and he got mad about literally nothing (he couldn't understand) so he got in his car and died.

I've met successful people who drink and the bums. I think it's the way everyone is raised. Those people take their cars, property, and all kinds of shit super serious, because their parents or friends growing up valued those things. I didn't have any of those things and when I do I treat them with little respect. A car is just a tool to get by, I'm not going to replace parts on it and trade it in for another one or fix it up to sell it, no I'm just going to drive around in it and leave my cigarettes where ever I feel like. I've changed this behavior before and for a long time but my mind never switches to the changed behavior way of thinking and acting, I still just see it as a car. Same with everything else. My room is a mess
Hamilton Hushwat - Mon, 04 May 2020 19:51:30 EST 6X3k7C2G No.284196 Reply
All my frens are alcoholics, too (to varying degrees). On the one hand, it's nice to never get judged. on the other hand, it makes cutting back way more difficult, because the last 15 years, we've been drinking/getting fucked up every time we hang out

cut the shit

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- Thu, 20 Feb 2020 14:31:56 EST fziQMf4j No.283765
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Gentlemen, the time has come for me to finally to lay down the bottle for a bit and bid you winos adieu.

It was fun while it lasted!
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Priscilla Gomblewog - Wed, 01 Apr 2020 11:10:43 EST beWR+e4j No.283965 Reply
Even though we all know it'll happen, it's good etiquette to not immediately go "you'll be in the crab bucket soon again, sucker".
There's a line between self-irony and hoping for others to fail so you can feel justified.
Look on the bright side - if you get your head a little further up your own ass you might see sunlight.

OP, cheers and good luck from here on.
If it all goes well, you might live long enough to see this shitty tripfag croak, which I think is as good an incentive as any.

The Weed and Booze Curse

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- Fri, 01 May 2020 12:14:10 EST 7Pffyb4j No.284167
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>When you spend years almost exclusively smoking
>Kick weed habit
>Replace it with boozing
>Fall back into weed
>Mix both and find the perfect balance
>Now booze alone isn't enough on its own because it doesn't get you where you need to go quick enough
>Weed alone isn't enough either because it hits too sudden and hard, and the beer helps you ride the wave while quenching cottonmouth
>Fall down that hole nightly for 2 years before a fucking pandemic finally pulled me out momentarily

I fell for the meme, I don't think I'll ever be able to enjoy either on their own for what they are ever again.
Charlotte Mommlebune - Sat, 02 May 2020 17:23:08 EST 4H/9l7bZ No.284177 Reply
Limmy's not looking so good
Gabby Jay - Wed, 06 May 2020 11:11:30 EST eG51QYe/ No.284212 Reply
same happen to me but replace alc with opis. I just ended up drinking way more because of my opi use cuz im a sperg who can't score benzos.

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