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Visibly drunk

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- Mon, 16 Sep 2019 13:37:41 EST VIr0a69B No.282696
File: 1568655461713.jpg -(142680B / 139.34KB, 450x280) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Visibly drunk
I can handle booze somewhat. Problem is, I have trouble hiding how drunk I am. I get hiccups, my breath smells like alcohol even with very little booze. Things like that. How do you seasoned alcoholic deal with this ?
For the record the way I drink is all over the place, I'll drink heavily one month and not drink abything at all next week.
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Samuel Gallershit - Tue, 24 Sep 2019 20:54:16 EST HDls3Nuk No.282775 Reply
>>282771
>All of that stuff that makes your breath smell like alcohol is in your stomach.
Nah, dude. It's literally in your lungs. alcohol breath comes from the lungs. When you get past a level of drunk, then a very small amount of alcohol actually leaves your blood via the lungs. That's how breathalyzers work.

You can take a shots of whiskey, then wash it down with a soda. Your breath will smell fine, until your BAC goes up. Then, there's not much to be done about smell.

I just make sure not to breathe in someone's direction and keep distance. I rarely actually hide it, though. If someone suspects you're drinking, then you've already lost, and there's no point in hiding. If you're not suspected of drinking, then as long as they don't see you drinking, they won't suspect a thing.
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Charles Sebberpedge - Wed, 25 Sep 2019 15:02:44 EST csKoabWU No.282781 Reply
>>282775
If ya say so man. I encourage people to try it out for themselves. Works miracles. Though I do mostly use it in situations where I've had a 24oz 8% beer, or a few shots. I haven't tried to use it when wasted or after drinking a fuckton.
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Augustus Goodville - Wed, 02 Oct 2019 16:47:30 EST SmwlzDzl No.282828 Reply
You need to develop a super liver. The super liver can process enormous amounts of booze and allow you to appear sober even after having a box of wine for breakfast.

Wernicke-Korsakoff Syndrome

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- Sat, 07 Sep 2019 18:32:53 EST DeXHkgaD No.282596
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How do you plan to not end up a wet brain in your later years? This scares me because I can see myself getting there.

There is no light at the end of the tunnel /hooch/
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Hedda Nipperhotch - Sun, 29 Sep 2019 21:30:59 EST vcVEYNVx No.282807 Reply
>>282723
Exactly. Shit, the cigarette industry was built on this shit
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Augustus Goodville - Wed, 02 Oct 2019 16:25:40 EST SmwlzDzl No.282826 Reply
I don't plan to live that long

Homemade Hooch

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- Mon, 30 Sep 2019 17:29:32 EST Gdq4z8Rz No.282814
File: 1569878972322.jpg -(606734B / 592.51KB, 1824x2426) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Homemade Hooch
I'm making my own hooch (pic related). I used 1 liter of fruit juice + 10% sugar + bread yeast, and what you see is what I've got after one week. It's probably bad, but it's my very first bottle. What's that white stuff on the bottom? Yeast residue? Do you think it's safe to try some, like a teaspoon or something?
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Charles Dangerfoot - Tue, 01 Oct 2019 03:56:13 EST jBXZMXuB No.282822 Reply
>>282815
> half the yeast
I used 250 mg, that's too much then?

>4x the juice
So should I use about 30 mg/liter next time?
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Cyril Brookdock - Tue, 01 Oct 2019 09:07:55 EST OAhfcNnn No.282823 Reply
>>282822
Actually, the original amount of yeast was ok. I thought you just dumped a packet in there.
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Phyllis Bribberbon - Wed, 02 Oct 2019 14:14:55 EST /Q42G/DR No.282825 Reply
It will fuck with your stomach drinking that much active yeast.

I used to make similar to this stuff when I was around 14.

I put alot of sugar, or honey with water in a thoroughly cleaned 5L plastic jug, with bakers yeast. Can't remember the ratio of sugar to water to yeast.

Don't use fruit juice unless it's organic, since they often contain preservatives, nevertheless it probably won't taste good anyway. Sugar and water will work best.

Yeast amount doesn't really matter since it will continue to grow until the alcohol content is at a point where the yeast cannot survive, when it does it will sink to the bottom. The amount of yeast probably only changes the amount of time for it to ferment. The less yeast the better.

Then I would let it sit for like three weeks, atleast until all yeast would've dropped to the bottom, leaving a clear wine/whatever that was drinkable, to then siphon the clear liquid into bottles with a small plastic tube.

No matter how you do it, it will still taste very much yeasty, and not pleasant, but you will get drunk, if you made it right and avoided contaminants. However from what I gather, bakers yeast is alot more resiliant than wine or beer yeast.

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- Wed, 25 Sep 2019 08:56:29 EST ijWBXTd8 No.282779
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Phoebe Bunfuck - Wed, 25 Sep 2019 22:12:46 EST AGbKKD5M No.282782 Reply
Wwwwwwwwwhhhaaaaat iiiissss iiiittt oooooooooopeeeeeeee????
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Jack Gullyhidging - Wed, 25 Sep 2019 23:47:06 EST Ktx5U+KL No.282784 Reply
op died by the sauce
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Phyllis Gaffingstit - Thu, 26 Sep 2019 16:30:24 EST vgRwSlR2 No.282787 Reply
>>282782
hhhhhhhhhhheeeyyy gggggggggguuuuuuyyyyyyyyyyy chiiiiiiiiilllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll ouuuuuuuuuuutttttttt wwwwiiiiiiiiiiithhhhh theeeee qqqqqquuuuuuuuueeeeeessssssstttttttttiiiiiiiooooooonnnnnnsss

retarded

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- Tue, 17 Sep 2019 02:24:05 EST Rjg/yO/U No.282707
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>when all ur frens are straight edge and you're a functional alcoholic
wt? why do some people take things so seriously fuckk?
so fucking stupid just make love and something i'm drinking mac and cheese rn
why are ppl so fucking serious
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Albert Dartstone - Mon, 23 Sep 2019 03:47:04 EST ZmMOOBMJ No.282761 Reply
>>282760
some people really like things most people just kinda like
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Fucking Blatherdale - Mon, 23 Sep 2019 23:57:06 EST APgsu79i No.282767 Reply
>>282766
nah those guys are taking sommelier courses and posting on beeradvocate and shit. were more like alcohol special ed.

Those buttons I teased a while back

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!Ub4TCdRjOM - Thu, 19 Sep 2019 14:56:29 EST cpV3vu3B No.282739
File: 1568919389922.png -(557501B / 544.43KB, 739x642) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Those buttons I teased a while back
They are now up for grabs, figured I might as well get them out there instead of sitting on my desk forever, right?

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ETG Test

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- Tue, 17 Sep 2019 23:58:52 EST 69Bppvh/ No.282722
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I drank sat night and had about 5 & 1/3rds beers and I got tested Tuesday morning
My last drink was around 10ish on Saturday night and I haven't drank since then. I was sober for about two weeks prior to that.

If my math is correct when I got tested Tuesday at 8am that is about 60 hours or so.

Do you guys think I am fucked?
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Nicholas Hemmerchone - Wed, 18 Sep 2019 02:31:18 EST 2c3OUWrt No.282724 Reply
>>282722
I think you fucked up already by having to get tested for booze lol loser

Head tingling?

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- Sat, 14 Sep 2019 21:49:57 EST taYNWUpt No.282673
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So /hooch/, I stopped drinking for a week after binging a little too hard and last night I bought and went through half a bottle of Jaeger. But my head started tingling, like the top and the back of my scalp. Never had this happen before and it freaked me out enough to stop for that night. Anyone had this shit happen?

pic unrelated
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Edward Brisslenure - Sun, 15 Sep 2019 15:54:55 EST 4H/9l7bZ No.282682 Reply
musta been your nerves like "woah the firewater is back" and your scalp nerve was like "fuck yeah buddies here we go"
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Jenny Cobblehood - Mon, 16 Sep 2019 17:43:03 EST DeXHkgaD No.282698 Reply
>>282676

That picture is too real lol

But no op, that has never happen to me. On DXM my head gets tingly but not alcohol

KillallwhitepeopleBill Cosbypower

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- Wed, 11 Sep 2019 02:23:17 EST dBwqQU+9 No.282644
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I don't drink booze, wine or Beer, just four loko, everyday.
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Hannah Hishpidge - Fri, 13 Sep 2019 01:57:11 EST g6WtJhU5 No.282666 Reply
>>282663
tequila is kind of interesting with mixing. I think you may find many possibilities to find something that likely should not work, actually work. For mixing.
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Sophie Chindlemug - Fri, 13 Sep 2019 15:10:56 EST 4H/9l7bZ No.282668 Reply
>>282666

yeah i have found a lot of fruit juices that sound weird work very well. lemonade or pineapple juice work well with vitamin T
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Eugene Drusslestirk - Fri, 13 Sep 2019 21:11:11 EST 9QBBnhFL No.282670 Reply
>>282666
I've only drank tequila once, but when i did I mixed it with a local variant of cola (Cuba Cola, jokingly called it Cuba 'Quila). Actually very tasty, tasted like an evergreen tree in a good way, very refreshing.

ITT drinking music

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- Sat, 07 Sep 2019 23:53:10 EST 2y8o0URT No.282604
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eLl84iMsrQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RX7TA3ezjHc
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Ennui - Tue, 10 Sep 2019 15:25:09 EST DeXHkgaD No.282634 Reply
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>>282607
>>282624
>>282631

Man I triggered a lot of people with that post lol. I didn't say old music is bad, I like a lot of older music, I'm an old man myself. Recording quality is important to me though, so stuff that sounds like it was recorded with a piece of wood I really can't get into.

If you you enjoy it then I am fine with that.

Condolences Thread

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- Thu, 05 Sep 2019 14:43:58 EST 4H/9l7bZ No.282578
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Hey /hooch/,

This thread is for all booze related losses. After taking a few days off the hooch, yesterday I was planning to down a bottle of wine from the gas station because I'm classy like that. After making my purchase and parking at my residence, as I was walking I was switching some other things between hands to get my keys, and I fucking DROPPED the bottle and it smashed open. I've never dropped a bottle of booze before, and man was I disappointed. I have a sprained ankle too so I was limping on this whole journey. Had to smoke like 2 bowls to get the willpower to go get another. Wasn't even mad about the wasted money as much as the inconvenience and feeling like a fumbling idiot.
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Nigel Fanhall - Wed, 11 Sep 2019 16:52:02 EST xUh8QHqM No.282649 Reply
I dropped a bottle of buffalo trace yesterday and it didn't break
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Edward Brerringgold - Wed, 11 Sep 2019 18:55:56 EST Ktx5U+KL No.282650 Reply
>>282646
Imagine if he's fumbling the objects he's carrying he would probably drop both bottles and would have felt twice as shit about his mishap.

Booze Media / Info Link Tips Tread

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- Mon, 09 Sep 2019 22:09:45 EST 9QBBnhFL No.282626
File: 1568081385378.jpg -(14717B / 14.37KB, 500x500) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Booze Media / Info Link Tips Tread
Just figured, share some good sources/media of learning to mix drinks or just info about beverages and such?
Got tipped off about How To Drink (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCioZY1p0bZ4Xt-yodw8_cBQ/videos ) on here, watched it a bit but don't like it as much anymore.
Found another channel, The Educated Barfly (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCu9ArHUJZadlhwt3Jt0tqgA/videos ) which I find a bit more clean and professional. Also when he shakes the drinks he really lets the devil out.

Bonus link, "This is the Last Dam Run of Likker I'll Ever Make",
moonshiner Sutton gets filmed as he makes and distills his last batch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glQjCKAI4gA
Super low key and comfy to watch, 1.5 hours long.
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Esther Chizzlefat - Wed, 11 Sep 2019 21:53:53 EST 9QBBnhFL No.282654 Reply
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Clipped out a webm of The Educated Barfly shaking a drink, just something about it that seems so violent and mechanical about it I haven't seen in other channels/presenters. Remember one where it was even more so but can't refind which vid it was.
>>282653
Gave it a check, apparently he does. Maybe it was 2018 that was more crazed though, time passes too quickly. Think he pulled some antisemitic stunts about then, rants and threats(?). He seems calmer again now, but kinda looking for beef in some vids as well.
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Charlotte Goodfuck - Wed, 11 Sep 2019 22:35:15 EST SXIaJHcN No.282655 Reply
>>282654
He's just been living as a crazy homeless dude in denver the last few years. He makes all his money by cyber-panhandling. He keeps saying he's training for MMA fights. And he goes through a batshit cycle of "OK guys, I'm gonna be sober now. This is MY LAST SLAM EVER" Then he's back to drinkin a couple months later. His channels also used to constantly get deleted (probably because of the liquor slams?). I think he's gotten better about that. But he also has deleted a ton of his own embarrasing blackout vids.

I just checked his channel, and his latest video is him very drunk talking shit about LA beast. He'll probably delete it when he wakes up tomorrow and sees it.
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Rebecca Puffingbet - Thu, 12 Sep 2019 03:31:14 EST K/yG8uCP No.282657 Reply
Did he poop his pants (not seeming embarrassed) in front of a convince store in denver? Or was that one of his followers, followers.

Fight the real losers.

Is there a worse beer?

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- Thu, 09 May 2019 23:34:21 EST ty2CniYM No.281508
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> I've been sober for the past 8 weeks
> When I was drinking I never minded the taste of beer
> milwaukees best, pbr, natty light, whatever was ok
> drank pic related today, absolutely horrible
> actively wanted to vomit
> didn't even get as drunk as I wanted to
> can anyone name a worse beer?

that's all thanks for reading.
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Phoebe Dartcocke - Mon, 09 Sep 2019 13:03:52 EST zSF2cUPE No.282618 Reply
>>281741
This, if I'm drinking shitty malt beverage it's 8% or bust. Used to fuck with regular OE, Colt 45, Cobra, etc. but it's just not worth it anymore.

To contribute I had multiple horrendous times with Natty Ice back in college; haven't touched the shit since. Yeah, Steel Reserve and its HG ilk are bad, but you know what you're getting into when you drink that kind of stuff. Worst ostensibly "best" beer I've had is Rogue's Sriracha stout. Just vile
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Isabella Cendleman - Mon, 09 Sep 2019 13:42:53 EST HwIx51gm No.282619 Reply
>>282550
sierra nevada is considered a decent beer in my country. Here the only american beers you can find in supermarkets are budweiser (the classic white/red bottle, not "lite" "ice" or anything like that), kona and sierra nevada pale ale (the green can or bottle). Specialized beer shops have other american micro brews though, but cost a shitload of money because of expensive import I guess

Thoughts of a rambling Drunkard

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- Fri, 06 Sep 2019 11:04:22 EST d244+hOF No.282586
File: 1567782262630.jpg -(63132B / 61.65KB, 480x640) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Thoughts of a rambling Drunkard
I don't necessarily mind being an alcoholic, thought the rebound anxiety after a few days of binging gets to me. Other than that, the spent money is pretty negligible. I eat well, have a good relationship with my family and significant other, and I'm happy with my line of work. That leads me to wonder why I was lead to this life of alcoholism. Was it my upbringing? Genetics? Or am I dealing with something deep down.

I know I've always had anxiety. A deep, gnawing uneasiness about living and a constant concern for my physical health. Like I'm about to die any second. I do have a constant fixation on my heart that drives me mad. I'm pretty sure I explained the problem right here in this thread. If you have any thoughts, please feel free to express them. You are welcomed in open arms.

Have a beautiful day, my friends.
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Jarvis Finkinstodging - Fri, 06 Sep 2019 22:55:55 EST D6ACHYA4 No.282590 Reply
>>282589
I've made hundreds of gallons of all types of booze. It gets old, and it gets hard to make when you're either working or drunk off your ass. it's just easier to buy it at a point.
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Deputy Derper - Sat, 07 Sep 2019 00:26:50 EST d244+hOF No.282592 Reply
>>282586
I mostly swich between making it and buying it. I know for sure it isnt a sustainable habit by any means, but I at least know what road I'm going down. I'm 24 years old though. This is absolutely not normal, right?
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Deputy Derper - Sat, 07 Sep 2019 00:32:17 EST d244+hOF No.282593 Reply
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>>282586
I really wanna kill myself though, but i don't have the balls to do it. Maybe suicidal thoughts are my biggest problem. I'll try to figure it out.

Anywho, back to drinking! Hopefully i don't wake up♡

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