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Puke stories

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- Thu, 12 Mar 2020 09:32:27 EST Ktx5U+KL No.283838
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What is the most you have ever vomited?

One day I awoke to find my bathroom painted in an orange-brown film, I don't recall what I ate. Like just sprayed all over, including the ceiling. Cleaning the whole bathroom is the last thing I want to do when excruciatingly hungover.
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Albert Shittingfoot - Wed, 22 Apr 2020 01:36:45 EST hoFVcFsk No.284109 Reply
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I almost puked on a shot of this shit. You want a spirit that surpasses the boundary of being bad? Then look no further
Fuck Gibberwerk - Wed, 22 Apr 2020 12:42:32 EST zSF2cUPE No.284111 Reply
>$9.99 a handle
Christ. Are the four freedoms freedom to spew, ruin relationships, punch a hole in your drywall, and wake up with no clothes on?
Doris Dibbernad - Fri, 01 May 2020 21:48:55 EST pf3Iupuk No.284171 Reply
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The worst thing to puke up is liquor mixed with some acidic fruit juice like orange or pineapple juice. Screwdrivers mixed with cheap Vodka have fucked me over more times than I can count.

Vanilla Extract

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- Sat, 25 Apr 2020 17:48:30 EST pf3Iupuk No.284122
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I only had 5 beers and really want to keep my buzz going so I'm debating on drinking this bottle of vanilla extract I found in the cabinet. I've done some desperate things to catch a buzz, but this would definitely be there. I know mouthwash and rubbing alcohol are dangerous, but vanilla extract seems less. Anyways, I'm about to do it, cheers everyone!
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Lydia Benningworth - Sun, 26 Apr 2020 05:03:06 EST vHN+pyI0 No.284131 Reply
Lol Ive been there OP
Did it a few times as an 18yo senior with lemon and lime ones too
My god the burps, the fucking burps
Angus Hussleham - Wed, 29 Apr 2020 17:08:04 EST Rd+FE0gU No.284153 Reply
>>284122 ive been there. when I was like 16 I would drink those with like 1mg of xanax to boost the effects. 100% is booze
Arron Jolly - Mon, 04 May 2020 14:56:08 EST eG51QYe/ No.284193 Reply
The heartburn must be fucked.

Getting bald from heavy alcohol binge

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- Fri, 24 Apr 2020 17:36:03 EST cp5w4AzB No.284117
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Have any of you noticed heavy hair loss after a really heavy binge? I had one of my worst binges ever and after i cleaned out, i noticed that on the top of my head, and in two big strips at each corners of my forehead, i have very serious heavy hair loss to the point that others point out i'm getting bald. Have any of you cam through this problem? If yes, what happened after? I'd really like to hear that if it's reversible, and how hard is it for hair to start to grow again. I'm already clean from booze and i take vitamins and minerals and this "hair grow vitamins" in addition.
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Ernest Fottingfoot - Sat, 25 Apr 2020 20:33:44 EST 0jIqRBR6 No.284125 Reply
It's called genetics. I know guys who had a full head of hair at 25 who are now balding at 30. I started balding around 20. Just gotta deal with it.
Martin Pickhall - Sun, 26 Apr 2020 02:31:37 EST 4H/9l7bZ No.284129 Reply
on space station 13 your character starts out with the "bald" haircut by default, so noobs who know nothing about the game are immediately recognizable for having a bald haircut. it's so well known that it has become a joking insult, like if someone joins a critical roles but is a total noob everyone will be like "oh shit we got a bald captain" lol
Ernest Blepperchetch - Sun, 26 Apr 2020 03:50:41 EST mYwiHxvN No.284130 Reply
I think heavy drinking might trigger baldness earlier, just shave your head dude, the 'rona buzzcut is in style right now anyway
t. went bald at 23 after 5 years of alcoholism


Eking out whisky

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- Tue, 18 Feb 2020 11:14:44 EST HjboZ9BR No.283746
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So something you can do with beer, is take a light, cheap but non funky lager and pour in a bit of a fancy potent IPA to make for a cheaper but still tasty beerbeverage.

So I got to thinking, could you do the same with whisky? My fave is Lagavulin, but it's a bit above my budget to be honest. Do you know any whiskey that would be almost like a light lager equivalent, that I could use to eke out the Lagavu?
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Walter Clacklewell - Tue, 07 Apr 2020 18:12:38 EST Ktx5U+KL No.283997 Reply
That sounds so dystopian yet comfy at the same time. I love it.
Nigel Blemmernat - Wed, 22 Apr 2020 15:31:20 EST sQBv6FVt No.284112 Reply
wtf I want to go to Japan now, that sounds great.

Is it easy for a gaijin to get laid?
Dextrolord - Thu, 23 Apr 2020 09:20:32 EST PlXWfOsz No.284115 Reply
Give me a good opium connect and a room situation like that with limitless manga and shows and I would never be seen by decent human beings again

I mostly smoke weed but I had a couple whiskeys with soda

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- Sun, 29 Mar 2020 02:40:47 EST ROtJ+LnV No.283939
File: 1585464047629.jpg -(2373941B / 2.26MB, 4032x2268) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. I mostly smoke weed but I had a couple whiskeys with soda
This liquor stuff sucks my mouth feels numb like the the dentist but wait I kinda dig it too

Totally get why people are telling me not to drive cars with this it ain't like my budda no way no how
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Hannah Changerkure - Wed, 15 Apr 2020 10:35:23 EST RAcD80mp No.284051 Reply
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Fuck drinking and driving. Half the people I know are shit drivers regularly, despite what they claim.

Also have this odd cat pic
Frederick Dammerchire - Wed, 22 Apr 2020 06:20:19 EST 63iO5XvK No.284110 Reply
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This thread is wholesome, and I do enjoy myself a nice whiskey.

Here's a blurry pick of the nina turtles hanging out on stump in the lake by my work.

I could sure go for a Miller High Life.

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- Wed, 15 Apr 2020 08:24:04 EST 81ltx2sH No.284049
File: 1586953444693.png -(220675B / 215.50KB, 500x278) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. I could sure go for a Miller High Life.
2pintz Mcbowlz - Wed, 15 Apr 2020 09:51:58 EST u2BFFyqn No.284050 Reply
I want that asian lady to beat the fuck out of me and vice versa. and if you like miller highlife you should try champagne velvet pilsner. similar tase but waaay beter
Cornelius Chuddleman - Tue, 21 Apr 2020 20:04:28 EST +IRipY6B No.284107 Reply
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You got a lot of freckles. My wife had 'em, right on her ass. Get the hell out of here

Hiding your true nature

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- Mon, 20 Apr 2020 22:30:07 EST c0c1OhKw No.284095
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Anyone else feel like they have to hide their power level? I swear if my friends and family knew about some of the shit I've done in the pursuit of getting loaded, they wouldnt associate with me. I feel more at home on an anonymous forum then anywhere.

Cheers cunts thanks for reading my blog
Jenny Gunninghall - Tue, 21 Apr 2020 01:43:32 EST Ktx5U+KL No.284097 Reply
Of course. I have been hiding my true alcoholism for over 10 years. I don't like being told how to live my life.
Phyllis Buzzgold - Tue, 21 Apr 2020 14:45:16 EST 4H/9l7bZ No.284103 Reply
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its like being a super hero, no one can ever know

ron rico thread

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- Thu, 16 Apr 2020 04:13:35 EST SYDM3gza No.284058
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you can only post in this thread if you drink ron rico
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Alice Snodville - Sat, 18 Apr 2020 20:59:15 EST TGI913aD No.284073 Reply
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Try this. Its from Cape Cod and is almost $50/bottle but I recommend it.
Consuela Bananafuck - Sat, 18 Apr 2020 23:07:00 EST hsI6WUAE No.284077 Reply
Yeah, out of my reach. But thnx. Ima just drink some shitty beer and die happily ever after.
Hugh Henderlock - Sun, 19 Apr 2020 11:45:34 EST zSF2cUPE No.284081 Reply
Honestly might check this out, thanks for the rec. Doubt my regular place has it but it might be worth calling some of the specialty stores. I know the really nice stuff is intended to be sipped like a good scotch

Young drunky

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- Tue, 04 Feb 2020 15:17:52 EST ScvFYe0h No.283646
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Im 18 now, after a drug weed lmao phase for a year at 16 ive gone to hooch annow its the only thing i like, when i dont drink at excess i can drink about a 12 pack a day without feeling absoluteley wasted. How much time for me to be an absolute drunktard? Place bets? 1 year, 3 years? a month?
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Ebenezer Sorringware - Thu, 16 Apr 2020 01:40:05 EST EzIrtqT4 No.284055 Reply
>i can drink about a 12 pack a day without feeling absoluteley wasted
Reality, if you drank 8 beers, you may seem kinda high, to others,
maybe not.
Alice Fessleditch - Fri, 17 Apr 2020 18:39:54 EST C7BmwLl/ No.284064 Reply
It only took me 6 drinks per day + 3 spoons of kratom + 1mg klonopin every night for a year to burn every single bridge I had, including my 13 year long relationship with the love of my life who will no longer speak to me two years after our breakup. Given, the night shit really hit the fan I had drank a whole fifth.

Be careful, man. A lot of things will go up in flames before your liver does. You're going to experience some serious loss and devastation.

Tolerance AKA sea legs

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- Tue, 07 Apr 2020 05:33:13 EST Y/8ASRg2 No.283992
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I've literally drunk myself into tolerance. I can now drink a bottle of whiskey in a day without feeling like I'm going to die. In fact I feel quite cognizant.

Let's discuss this - how much can you drink without being black out?
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Thomas Shitby - Tue, 14 Apr 2020 19:35:10 EST hsI6WUAE No.284047 Reply
yeah obviously nobody gives a shit because they dont give a shit.
Barnaby Gossletidge - Wed, 15 Apr 2020 02:43:28 EST Ktx5U+KL No.284048 Reply
Gotta start boofing it, my bros.
Phineas Brookhall - Wed, 15 Apr 2020 10:50:22 EST IDzlFLLv No.284052 Reply
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I like to have tequila and red bull ready at the side of my bed after a night of drinking, aka almost every night

Shoudnt it be the other way around?

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- Sat, 28 Dec 2019 16:27:20 EST Q0vVBMkQ No.283410
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Anybody here who started out as a druggie and know is an alckie? when i was young i NEVER liked alcohol, hated the taste, the feeling it gave you and the atmosphere in which it was consumed, but in turn, i loved everything else; weed, psychodelics, amphetamines, deliriants, anaesthetics, basically anything other than alcohol. But over the years i begun to stop doing drugs and begun to have a taste for the hooche and al its "magical" properties. The euphoria ,the comfy feeling when you start drinking more and more, confidence, lack of awareness, the social acceptance, the availability, and the lack of paranoia and helplessness you feel when you took a bigger dose of godknowswhat and now have to fight off imaginary demons and stomp on goombas(pillows) to save the princess and yourself. Could it be that my human nature of going a step further each time and trying to "chase" that next high got stumped after ingesting all types of chemicals and know i can begin to enjoy certain aspects that i like from each one which /booze/ conveniently has?
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Sid Fuckus - Mon, 20 Jan 2020 07:56:08 EST eOm09Cz4 No.283560 Reply
Hooch is not an anxiolytic like benzos or ludes. When you think about it hooch is quite the opposite as it damages mitrochondia leading to shitty long term effects that are incredibly hard to reverse. ethanol can penetrate every cell in your body quickly and damage the cells that keep you alive and sane. nb
Phineas Buffingnod - Wed, 08 Apr 2020 04:41:42 EST +Fd5/stY No.284005 Reply
started with weed, started drinking but not as much as weed when i was 16. got a job where i cant smoke weed but did for a couple years not skipping a day. got fucked up mentally from weed constantly, now a booze hound bc cant smoke weed and need some shit to get me by
Oliver Nivinghurk - Wed, 08 Apr 2020 21:52:25 EST Ktx5U+KL No.284007 Reply
I've been a heavy pothead and alcoholic for over a decade. Ideally I would want to take more psys, but I don't have the connects usually. Weed + hooch life it is.


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- Fri, 13 Mar 2020 17:20:10 EST hsI6WUAE No.283845
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Boys, out of curiosity, what are your standard alc. percent per beer in the US? I feel like many people her say "I drank one tall boy and got buzzed" to which Im confused. Can any alcholic here clarify? Cheers from a fellow fuckup
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Phoebe Dirryway - Thu, 02 Apr 2020 18:24:24 EST JyGGjmm2 No.283979 Reply
Definitely not a language that rolls sweetly off the tongue. At least for us yanks.
Phoebe Clavingwat - Wed, 08 Apr 2020 03:39:59 EST RCCU2AqY No.284002 Reply
benzos are fine om it's own

Do you know in your country Intrnational Haybinder? It's kinda funny. IH

B-b-but this isn't /hooch/

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- Sun, 15 Mar 2020 23:37:46 EST 5Y3G+3Yo No.283855
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Fuck off weed fags alcohol is a high too. Anyhow so I got my NEETbux today and did an all nighter, I waited and waited until the bottle shop opened up at 10am to get two bottles of vodka(although my alcoholic uncle came with and drank half of one so technically I have 1 and a half) I plan to get pretty drunk soon. Can we do a challenge where only tipsy or drunk are permitted to enter this thread? Try to converse and talk about whatever topics get brought up and let the retardation flow. (Hard mode: no bullshitters allowed) also, stoners deserve the fucking rope
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Cyril Manderforth - Wed, 01 Apr 2020 16:42:21 EST Ktx5U+KL No.283967 Reply
Don't insult gays by comparing us to this flaming faglord.
Frederick Bunbury - Thu, 02 Apr 2020 03:47:09 EST hoFVcFsk No.283970 Reply
I usually hang out in /weed/ cause I'm a dank nug degenerate but tonight I'm drunk with the boys what's good fellow hoochers
Fuck Bardfuck - Mon, 06 Apr 2020 14:46:07 EST KY7ipj5f No.283987 Reply
Thank heavens you censored those naughty words! My son reads this board in between his ket boofing seshes and I would hate for him to adopt the mouth of a sailor.

Black Out Dosage

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- Sun, 22 Mar 2020 14:18:17 EST HjboZ9BR No.283904
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So just checking, how many beers or just how much alc. does it usually take for your consciousness to check out? And at what point do you just pass out, if you do?
Phyllis Greenson - Tue, 24 Mar 2020 01:32:29 EST q/MRJTF7 No.283914 Reply
i usually brown out after about a dozen, but it really depends on how spaced out the drinks are and how much food i have in my stomach.
Ian Murdham - Sat, 28 Mar 2020 19:33:31 EST sJAOCDT9 No.283934 Reply

On an empty stomach maybe 15? Idk I usually black out with wine or liquor. My tolerance isn't ridiculously high but with beer I automatically pace myself better.

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