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Passing Out

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- Tue, 30 Jun 2020 14:26:40 EST FKuefi2u No.284484
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Sup /hooch/. Anyone have advice on staying awake while drunk late at night? My girlfriend gets really annoyed when I pass out too early. I’m not really interested in mixing drugs into the equation aside caffeine or whatever. I guess I could just drink less, but eh... Anyway, I figure I can’t be the first person on here to struggle with this. Thoughts?
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Betsy Draddlehun - Sun, 05 Jul 2020 19:59:54 EST ERlgwrPu No.284518 Reply
Try and get some exercise prior to the sesh, eat some fat and carbs and drink lots of water before, during, and after drinking. You'll have a blast.
George Nundletuck - Sun, 19 Jul 2020 04:27:28 EST fw7PFdsT No.284568 Reply
Exercise, like walking a mile every night/day definitely works, drink a bit less when you drink. There is no reason one should actually pass out.
George Clebberham - Mon, 27 Jul 2020 09:45:02 EST THH/LVUG No.284626 Reply
Near the end of the night switch to drinking Irish coffees and try to eat a somewhat healthy meal without giving into the bottomless pit of alcohol munchies. Alcohol fucks with your sleep especially if you keep waking up in the middle of the night/day from withdrawals so if you're anything like me you end up sleeping in 3 hour cycles 3x a day or sleeping a bit longer twice a day.

Alcohol makes me cool.

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- Sun, 26 Jul 2020 02:11:30 EST RzOkqD0P No.284610
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I'm an enthusiastic neet with awful social skills who barely leaves the house when I'm sober. But, once I take a few shots, I can fuck with the best of them. No matter where you live, no matter what skin color you have, no matter your status, no matter your whatever, I gain the ability to be one of the coolest motherfuckers you have ever met. Alcohol removes my insecurities and weaknesses and replaces it with nothing but confidence. No wonder this shit is addictive.

Anybody else the same way?
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Reuben Gengerfuck - Sun, 26 Jul 2020 04:54:36 EST w6Mc2vJx No.284614 Reply
Really? Thats fascinating to me. A lot of people say weed relaxes them and I could never understand it because I would turn into a paranoid nutcase. In what ways does it make your anxiety worse?
Wesley Mingerfuck - Sun, 26 Jul 2020 22:44:29 EST enwGgO05 No.284620 Reply
It gets rid of some anxiety. Like generally giving a fuck. But social anxiety is the same. I can be drunk and still be scared of people I don't know, it also introduces another element of them thinking I'm drunk/slurring/etc.
Cornelius Fablingchure - Mon, 27 Jul 2020 00:43:10 EST gaCHVjTx No.284624 Reply

The best part about drinking in bars is no one there cares if your drunk/slurring

How do people like wine?

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- Sun, 21 Jun 2020 13:50:55 EST v32qWAZB No.284444
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Now of course a lot of people on this board don't drink anything for the taste, but hear me out

Beer tastes really wholesome, i love it, slight tart hoppyness, but usually resembles "bread" in some way, so it's not like some acidic bullshit, even if it's strong beer, the worst thing that can happen is you can taste the alcohol.

Whiskey or spirits again, you feel the burn of the alcohol but it's pleasant, not bitter at all, not dry at all, satisfying to drink.

Now we come to wine. It's never easy to drink. It's either extremely sweet to the point it makes you sick or extremely sour and acidic that dries out your mouth COMPLETELY in 0.5 sec after drinking it. Especially red wines are guilty of this. Seriously one sip of wine and you have cotton mouth with only fucking BITTER acid in your mouth.

No matter how good the wine is it tastes like acidic bitter shit. And the aftertaste... wtf is that??? You lose all the saliva in your mouth and you have some sour acidic taste all over instead.

Where am I going wrong? Is there any wine that doesn't taste like battery acid?
How come I developed a taste for every alcohol but still can not stand the acidic bitter nature of wine?
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Lillian Giffingfield - Sun, 19 Jul 2020 14:33:51 EST ezmN6a16 No.284573 Reply
>The worst alcohol to puke up is wine.
close if were talking common drinks but the absolute worst is cacoa liqour, my god the puking and heartburn from that was the worst, i shiver when i think about that night,
Ebenezer Gendlededging - Sun, 19 Jul 2020 23:26:49 EST gaCHVjTx No.284574 Reply
> Mix wine with vodka.

Yes, the best mixer for spirits is a weaker alcohol.
Betsy Cepperwut - Wed, 22 Jul 2020 23:42:57 EST hfhakAHv No.284590 Reply
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Are you fucking kidding me? The taste of red wine is fucking superb. That bitter earthiness, the notes... some can be floral, others more bark-like and bordering on taste of oak, others have hints of herbs.

Get outta here, I love the taste of wine completely independent of its making me drunk.
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Withdrawals and remaining sober/mastering moderation

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- Sat, 30 May 2020 05:53:45 EST xJXW8v1X No.284364
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I haven't been on this chan since jenkem was still a dedicated board for the lolz. Anywho, I feel I can trust to ask here and look for legitimate advice on this. I woke up in the middle of a seizure from withdrawals. I've weened myself off to prevent the shakes while I'm at work and they have calmed down. Blah, blah, something, something. TL;DR I realized if I don't stop drinking im going to die. Please help.
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GokuAssNigga - Tue, 21 Jul 2020 00:55:49 EST xwgyD0x3 No.284580 Reply
dont get me wrong i love getting trashed but i hate needing to and the shame spiral is a very real thing
GokuAssNigga - Tue, 21 Jul 2020 01:01:29 EST xwgyD0x3 No.284582 Reply
dude idk what state you are in but go to detox, they may strong arm you but they cannot force rehab. you cant cold turkey on your own safely
Betsy Cepperwut - Wed, 22 Jul 2020 23:41:17 EST hfhakAHv No.284589 Reply
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I went sober for July after drinking heavily all year. I didn't experience withdrawal symptoms I think, although there was def the urge to grab a drink.
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Mask drunk

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- Tue, 07 Jul 2020 05:50:18 EST FdbtFIp1 No.284522
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Anyone else loving this face mask thing?
I can smelly boozey as fuck without having any noticeable smell, its awesome.
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George Bardforth - Fri, 10 Jul 2020 01:24:31 EST 89T1mX9s No.284528 Reply
But it makes it difficult to drink in public, it's a double edged dildo
James Becklechore - Sat, 11 Jul 2020 20:04:36 EST UjHxTYUk No.284529 Reply
Plus, hand sanitizer everywhere. You smell like booze? Someone's coming to talk to you? Mask up, and squirt some sanitizer while making eye contact
George Nundletuck - Sun, 19 Jul 2020 04:32:12 EST fw7PFdsT No.284569 Reply
You would be surprised how alcohol sweats or is excreted from your skin aside from your breath and people may still notice. Especially if you smoke tobacco.

Newfag advice

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- Tue, 07 Jul 2020 00:52:38 EST n9Fb/jVB No.284519
File: 1594097558476.png -(31547B / 30.81KB, 640x480) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Newfag advice
Hey, a friend I know wants to smoke with me. I've wanted to use for a long long time but I have some concerns: 1) I'm diabetic (the genetic kind) so I don't know how it'll affect my blood sugar. I mean I don't know how it could but I said the same about booze and cigs. 2) I don't know the real effects of it on your brain (long term, obviously I know the reason it's used). I have heard the stupid dare bullshit hit they also lied about all kinds of stuff. I do know it exacerbates psychosis but my research leads me to believe it doesn't cause it. Is there anything I should be aware of? Your help is greatly appreciated.
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Cornelius Mellyhotch - Wed, 15 Jul 2020 22:24:50 EST JyGGjmm2 No.284540 Reply
So what your saying is edibles are the holy grail of recreational drug activities.
Emma Dondleham - Wed, 15 Jul 2020 22:35:29 EST OcbLFiIQ No.284543 Reply
if you drinking with diabedus you want somthing managable or to have a shot handy

my friend would have vodka soda or vodka tonic most of the night, but if she had a cocktail or something sweet, she'd be sure to inject afterwards.

Hooch Mooch

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- Mon, 13 Jul 2020 21:32:37 EST 6Da9FJXB No.284535
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I started to drink a lot as teenager but quit in my early 20s. Currently at the end of my 20s and just started picking up the habit again during quarantine. I've moved on to finishing bottles while sitting in a computer chair playing video games. Looking at how I've wasted almost 5k in savings over the last 3 months as made me reflect on how far down the rabbit whole I have gone. Guess its time for a divorce. Good bye Hooch. I hardly knew you.
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Frederick Crubbleway - Wed, 15 Jul 2020 13:07:07 EST 6Da9FJXB No.284538 Reply
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5k blown as a result of reckless liquor decisions.
Cornelius Mellyhotch - Wed, 15 Jul 2020 22:22:01 EST JyGGjmm2 No.284539 Reply
Yeah but was it because you drank too much, or the money was burning a hole in your pocket so you spent it all on hoity-toity rich people liquor?
Martin Bammlechig - Thu, 16 Jul 2020 19:16:26 EST 6Da9FJXB No.284545 Reply
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Nah I'd only buy a couple of tall cans or handle of grey goose vodka on weekends. Mostly food and amazon purchases I shouldn't be making. I've developed high blood pressure over this quarantine. Dr tells me to cut my drinking in half but I'd rather go back to 2019 when all I used was weed.

Brain damage from alcohol poisoning who do i know for sure

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- Wed, 27 May 2020 00:24:57 EST yJjf5yHh No.284340
File: 1590553497924.jpg -(57973B / 56.61KB, 720x891) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Brain damage from alcohol poisoning who do i know for sure
Ok guys im 26 years old n was drinking a bottle of e&j brandy the 1.75 lt bottle its da big bottle basically. I know how to control my liqour but something happen that day that I basically killed da whole bottle during my black out. I know this because my dad told me when i came bak from jail. I ended up blacking out after i completly stopped drinkin for da day. I woke up in jail with a major headache still feeling drunk. Really thirsty too i had to drink water from da faucet to feel better. I never knew alcohol can cause brain damage from overdosing. How do i know if i have brain damage.the reason why infeel like this because when i talk somethings off in my words. Almost like a speech inpediment. My dad seds im ok dat im overthinkin it. But i dont know.

Inside my head i feel completly normal but when i start talkining i feel like somethings off like something changed.

I took a ct scan to see if there was damage n drs found nothin. I told them i had a head injury thats why they did da scan. It seds online an mri scan is better for detection cause da ct might not find the damage.

Am i just being a bitch? This da first time in my life i ever felt this off. How would i rly know if i had damage? My dad sed i wouldlnt be able to talk or move if i had it. I dont know why during my blackout i would continue drinking even to da point of drinkin a whole 1.75 liter . Iast thing i remember was stoppin for da day n sat on the couch to watch tv n then waking up in jail
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Frederick Crumblestone - Mon, 29 Jun 2020 06:42:32 EST XNPYyi6n No.284473 Reply
If anyone's still reading this thread, OP how's your hearing? I had a bad heroin od several years back n after I got narcanned n came back I couldn't hear anything. It gradually came back, like after 8 or 9 weeks it was back roughly 25%, thn a few weeks later I noticed it was a little better and so on and so forth. Even to this day tho I can only hear about half as well as I used to. I rely a lot on reading lips and I can sign somewhat ok. I never got MRI or Ct scan, just always assumed the hearing damage was from brain damage from lack of oxygen.
If you see this OP pls lemme kno how your hearing is, jus wanna see if it's consistent w/ what I've experienced
Lydia Bopperforth - Mon, 29 Jun 2020 14:57:49 EST OQFev9Ym No.284476 Reply
Dude go to a fucking doctor, you have actual sypmtoms; compared to OPs' "hurr durr I r stoopid nao"
Cyril Clangerfoot - Wed, 08 Jul 2020 19:14:04 EST mN1D30vw No.284525 Reply
>I have met alcoholics who seem like they are significantly dumber from prolonged alcohol abuse.
This. I find with alcohol its reversible though, you'd be surprised how resilient the human body is. I was sober for like 7 months and I felt super sharp again but I'm back on the hooch again and I can't remember shit and I feel like a retard all the time.

>with a diet booze soda

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- Tue, 30 Jun 2020 11:01:38 EST j6tpEFZ4 No.284482
File: 1593529298290.jpg -(348401B / 340.24KB, 1577x1078) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. >with a diet booze soda
In America hard seltzer are a popular packaged good. They are literally the diet soda of drinking in that you never see thin people have them.
Priscilla Fuckinghall - Wed, 01 Jul 2020 12:47:32 EST jzPnmQNQ No.284489 Reply
You obviously haven't been around a college campus in the last few years. They are extremely popular among people of all body sizes, you size shaming bigot.
Fanny Buckleville - Fri, 03 Jul 2020 00:17:29 EST ahbErbPg No.284504 Reply
Didn't know pabst made seltzer I tried the hard coffee and it was pretty good. I'm going to give it a try if I find it. it's nice it has 8% abv

Is it tolerance?

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- Thu, 14 May 2020 07:47:23 EST FdbtFIp1 No.284295
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>drink 15 drinks and still have trouble falling asleep
How fucked am I?
It’d be alright if days were 30 hours long I think
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Cornelius Hublingsedge - Wed, 20 May 2020 00:09:14 EST UrIJtn5t No.284316 Reply
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Holy shit, I thought you died. Welcome back my dude, glad you're still alive
Archie Blatherson - Tue, 16 Jun 2020 15:06:32 EST /21Co1uQ No.284435 Reply
>You gotta chug tough and fast and get so schnockered that you pass out. Otherwise, booze is gonna stimulate your nervous system enough to keep you awake. Go hard, or not at all, otherwise you'll sleep like shit
This is how it works for me. I binge and binge, drink maybe 15-20 beers in a night but I'm a slow drinker and I never really get wasted. Even if I load up on codeine/morphine or take other CNS shit I rarely feel like I can sleep. I have to spend an extra bunch of money for a bottle of spirits or something and start mixing them in or drink that towards the end if I want to pass out and sleep.
If I feel like shit before I start drinking I feel stim from alcohol and that's it, that's how I keep chugging 'em back steadily.

I have a chronic pain condition and have trouble sleeping though but yeah. Seriously drinking stims me, happens for some people.
Hideo Kojima II - Tue, 23 Jun 2020 21:18:25 EST P/Zx8jh8 No.284452 Reply
Thanks anons, this is what I needed to hear. I thought alcohol would automatically make me feel sleepy because of GABA agonism, but it's a dirty drug after all and it affects a shitload of different receptors in different ways. It explains why I can't feel asleep every night of the working week before 2 A.M.


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- Wed, 17 Jun 2020 13:30:43 EST +rS+jbsv No.284436
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In about two weeks the apples from our garden will be ready to try to make my very first homemade cider. Anyone got any tips?

packet of yeast and 6 kilos of sugar

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- Sat, 06 Jun 2020 05:52:54 EST 5tQ2NOYg No.284386
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I am drinking self made sugar wine, very good.
Nicholas Poblingham - Mon, 15 Jun 2020 20:35:24 EST 5zKwBKGn No.284432 Reply
Nice brother, I'm currently making some right now but with apple juice. Shit's delicious when you learn to clear it from yeast properly
Shitting Sollerfoot - Mon, 15 Jun 2020 21:16:04 EST +IRipY6B No.284433 Reply
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Drinking and Mixing

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- Fri, 12 Jun 2020 02:05:27 EST GwYhoEUm No.284408
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hello frens. i'm currently drinking & mixing some house/deep/funky etc if you're into that. you're invited to chill. https://twitch.tv/umos8 ... pic related.
Johnny Bonjella - Fri, 12 Jun 2020 10:45:41 EST gteInzhB No.284410 Reply
Yeah fuck off op atleast play some good DnB or some happy hardcore.

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