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Harm Reduction Notes for the COVID-19 Pandemic


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- Sat, 28 Dec 2019 16:06:08 EST I6KNqvnq No.283408
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First glass - Autumn
Nutmeg allspice cinnamon served warm
The right drink for this time of year. Very sweet.
Second glass - zues' gold
Dry didn't get too much info on it was ready to get the sweetness of autumn out of my mouth.
Tastes like a nutty white wine.
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Barnaby Maddlehud - Thu, 02 Jan 2020 23:50:47 EST uVlU3VmP No.283439 Reply
Maybe person is an auto mechanic. Or can do stuff. Surely the picture highlights the alcohol, not the hands that hold it.
Edward Nackleford - Thu, 09 Jan 2020 18:28:40 EST ENwdcmfJ No.283481 Reply

it's because he stuck that thumb in your moms pooper
Albert Beblingfoot - Sat, 11 Jan 2020 17:47:50 EST 02lT7YdX No.283495 Reply
not OP but using your hand to wipe your ass (as long as you didn't totally shart yourself) promotes immune system function over time, similar to playing in dirt as a kid
ever think about that rather than trying to be a bigoted asshole online?

drunk calling

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- Tue, 07 Jan 2020 11:15:51 EST YfoQkj0n No.283471
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Anyone else have problems with drunk calling / messaging, sometimes not even remembering doing it?
Ernest Bruffingwedge - Tue, 07 Jan 2020 21:46:28 EST p7CiKGk2 No.283474 Reply
Almost never text anyone when I blackout, thank god. Except other friends who blackout regularly, so it's good fun.
Walter Broggledale - Wed, 08 Jan 2020 00:27:48 EST hd0wYmIE No.283475 Reply
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Don't forget social media :^)

Liquor store employee

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- Mon, 21 Oct 2019 17:27:43 EST npsibBHT No.282953
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I work at a liquor store, i see your habits. Ama
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Barnaby Tillingway - Sun, 29 Dec 2019 19:27:34 EST B5sM28I3 No.283421 Reply
Formatting kinda fucked up cuz mobile but yeah deal with it


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- Fri, 27 Dec 2019 23:14:53 EST U+kVj8Hd No.283406
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ber rune

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- Thu, 05 Dec 2019 23:30:22 EST MKn5c/tw No.283298
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fucking meme beer
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Liquor bottles

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- Thu, 21 Nov 2019 04:51:56 EST GR8wgqNr No.283192
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Anyone took photos of their empty vodka bottles piling up, or other liquor bottles on the desk, windowsill, side of the bed?
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Edwin Blytheway - Tue, 24 Dec 2019 21:18:39 EST rsJWbwFq No.283397 Reply
no because its miserably embarrassing enough to have to haul 20 jugs of vodka out to the recycling bin
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Shit Bardspear - Wed, 25 Dec 2019 18:16:46 EST 9C2lQHwm No.283402 Reply
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Taking out the recycling has been an embarrassment for the last few years. Those glass bottles take up a lot of space in the bin and a few dozen beers and some fifths make the sound of a chandelier crash when they go down the chute.
Im trying to stick to aluminium and plastic 40 bottles but it all still adds up over time.


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- Sun, 20 Oct 2019 02:04:36 EST HGUImpQz No.282943
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>"i've made a fucking embarassment of myself"
>"well, time to drink again"
how does it keep happening bros?
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Jenny Fommertack - Tue, 24 Dec 2019 18:21:44 EST SV9q0t7d No.283396 Reply
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The booze is at fault to some degree as it alters your personality.
Railing horse has helped me cutting my drinking down about 99%. The withdrawals are much less painfull but a lil longer. it requires quite some strength (or laziness?) to withstand the temtation of becoming a full blown junkie. I'm comparing 2 years of dragonchasing with 10 of drinking so keep that in mind.

an American alcoholic's worst nightmare

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- Wed, 18 Dec 2019 20:37:26 EST JrExfTH8 No.283368
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>US congress passes law that says all jobs have to breathalyze their employees everyday when they first come in to work

what do?
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Charlotte Bardhall - Mon, 23 Dec 2019 04:55:53 EST Qz+NLm32 No.283392 Reply
Remember that laws don't apply for the wealthy and privileged.
Betsy Brocklefag - Mon, 23 Dec 2019 23:40:44 EST JrExfTH8 No.283394 Reply
I know it's not nice to make fun of ESL posters, but holy shit this post is a clusterfuck.

Possible brain damage from blackout or OD

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- Sun, 01 Dec 2019 18:50:15 EST yJjf5yHh No.283268
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Hey guys im new to this board. Im from south florida 26 years old this happened when i was 24. The bottle I had was E&J Brandy 1.75ml.

I was drinkin in front porch of appartments i went back inside house to sit on couch n watch tv. Next thing i know i closed my eyes n when i ppen them up again i was locked up in jail for gun possesion n weed charge i have ccw license supposably i didnt have my wallet.( only reason why im still not locked up)

When i came to my senses in jail i was very thirsty for water and had bruises around me. In arms and back of head. Still felt kinda drunk

When i got out my dad told me he never saw the bottle, which makes me think during my blackout i mustve drank rest or threw it away.

This was 2nd time i entered jail, my dad told me dat security sed i was trying to sell drugs to everyone around area. I honest to god have no memory and would never do dat shit.

Ever since dat day i felt different in a real bad way like somethang was wrong with me mentally.

I feel like i talk weird now almost like it was hard to pronounce words.

Is it possible i had a alchol od and suffered some type of brain damage? During my black out i mustve drank the whole 1.75ml bottle of brandy

Or maybe the officers or corectional offiecers beat me to a pulp cuz i mustve ran my mouth alot to dem duing my blackout? Like i musve sed some shit to rly piss them off.

Im not suicidal at all, is it possible during my blackout i tried to commit suicide by drinking the whole bottle. I know my limit i have no clue why inwould do this.

The trial was over i was given not guilty but i feel like somethangs wrong with me like i came back mentally slower.

Is this all in my head /hooch/?

I looked on google about alcohol od and i was horrified by reading about sympthoms

I sometimes blacked out from drinking but never was it this bad.
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John Hidgesure - Tue, 17 Dec 2019 04:47:04 EST V7vSs6Fw No.283362 Reply
If there are no physical symptoms, then maybe its a psychological thing.
Eugene Billingfuck - Thu, 19 Dec 2019 03:02:23 EST yJjf5yHh No.283373 Reply
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Its nothing, just overthinking dat needed reassurance. Like other anons sed.

Life goes on.


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- Tue, 19 Nov 2019 21:26:46 EST kXVTsYYo No.283182
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was gonna an hero last night but I fell asleep before I could. thanks for being the only place on the internet where people can actually relate to me
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Arron Jolly - Sun, 24 Nov 2019 13:11:59 EST eOm09Cz4 No.283216 Reply
aww shucks dude you don't have to do this to yourself. It would be supermegaultralame if you snuffed it. Sharing is the key to relating.

Just get high and masturbate to your favourite fetish or get drunk and listen to music when things get too much op.

May the road rise with ye laddie
Caroline Fittingfuck - Mon, 25 Nov 2019 03:43:53 EST LD3E5olg No.283223 Reply
I think it may be a lack of forward momentum for whatever reasons. Or lack of keeping a steady pace with life as they had known it.
Priscilla Feddlelock - Fri, 20 Dec 2019 16:02:23 EST 94XF2QFN No.283379 Reply
I have to ask OP if he's still around:
Do the
>Don't do it bro
posts make you feel better or do you just hate yourself even more for eliciting them in the first place?

Hey man...

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- Sun, 26 May 2019 00:42:12 EST AGbKKD5M No.281675
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You're drunk! You gotta calm down. I told you- no I TOLD YOU you're drunk you need to relax. Come on buddy you're just drunk.

How do you guys react when you're drunk and someone tries to explain it to you as if you weren't drunk? Lmao.
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Edward Parrybetch - Tue, 28 May 2019 15:47:23 EST yhuiraWZ No.281689 Reply
i never get angry when drunk or sad, just completely non-functional or happy
Thomas Buzzman - Sun, 02 Jun 2019 01:02:32 EST 42i4PK0+ No.281709 Reply
You find out where their parents live and fuck there mom duh
Shitting Savingfeck - Thu, 19 Dec 2019 21:52:32 EST TGI913aD No.283378 Reply
I laugh at them and smoke them out til theyre spun and throwing up

Holiday Drink Thread

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- Sun, 15 Dec 2019 10:49:08 EST zSF2cUPE No.283355
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Thought this board could use a holiday drink thread. Anyone have any favorite favorites from this time of year? I always mix up some bourbon-eggnogs
Clara Derrymirk - Mon, 16 Dec 2019 19:51:41 EST I+jcHDs5 No.283359 Reply
I had some white russian many a christmas ago, the version I had was milk, sugar and vodka and I was feeling mighty good.
James Wattingmot - Mon, 16 Dec 2019 21:20:06 EST HjboZ9BR No.283361 Reply
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Glögg is good stuff, which I only discovered last christmas actually. Always thought the kids-friendly version (made with berry-juice instead of wine) was sickly growing up so never considered the real thing could be anything else.
Shitting Savingfeck - Thu, 19 Dec 2019 21:50:47 EST TGI913aD No.283377 Reply
Sam Adams Winter Lager
Also i think a Guinness is welcome
But my family gives out Macallan once a year as gifts so thats my favorite

Success with alcohol

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- Fri, 08 Nov 2019 22:33:05 EST CJOsPCMN No.283105
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What's up, broad question here for everyone

What situations does getting drunk make you more successful?
which situations does getting drunk make you not successful?
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John Duckleway - Fri, 13 Dec 2019 11:21:19 EST GLqYc3/g No.283336 Reply
its funny because for my job i am a poker player. And i normally say its bad for being able to perform at a persons highest possible level, its surprisingly makes me play better (and alot of other pros) if i just only "open the window" 1 to 3 beer feeling max. I notice performance anxiety is leveled at a really clear point. But when you go through the window and get obliterated say goodbye to your money.
Henry Bubblewater - Sat, 14 Dec 2019 11:00:18 EST TIAlaMHU No.283343 Reply
I've never had first time sex with a girl while sober. All times I've had sex with a girl that I can remember have been a success.
Archie Buvingshit - Thu, 19 Dec 2019 02:48:40 EST 45C9Fa6e No.283372 Reply
>What situations does getting drunk make you more successful?
I'm not sure that i ever go to work "drunk" but i definitely feel more friendly and personable with my coworkers when i have gotten drunk the night before.
>which situations does getting drunk make you not successful?
Ride a pushbike and last time i did so drunk i stacked it. Not sure that you can chip a shin and not be feeling it but i do feel a hard lump on the edge of my shinbone that doesn't seem to be going away.


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- Sat, 14 Dec 2019 04:05:16 EST D4FTyl/F No.283341
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Hey /hooch/. Been years (like a decade plus) since I've been on 420 chan. However, y'all seem like the most able to answer a question I have:

Why drink scotch? What's so good about it? It has a cultural cachet for sure, a reverance if you will. But it tastes like shit compared to more modern stuff like bourbon.

I have my own ideas about the answer, but first I'm interested in what you lot think.
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Phineas Deddlesun - Wed, 18 Dec 2019 10:05:03 EST Jd1XV2lq No.283365 Reply
In regards to the taste, theres simply more room for variation than in other whiskies. Its like why wine and beer have such followings as opposed to the likes of cider, because theres so many avenues. I love bourbons and ryes but you could spend your life drinking nothing but scotch and never be bored.

Not a scotch nerd but drinking old Pulteney atm which is a bit rough and ready. Tried Glenmorangie a while ago but jeesus it was very sweet.
Ebenezer Deggleforth - Wed, 18 Dec 2019 12:51:40 EST xB4VkMgn No.283366 Reply
> American whiskey gets dark faster because of the hotter temperature.
I think the different oak species is also to blame. That's why bourbon has more of a vanila-y flavour.

>Some people are really into the peated stuff.
I've rarely had scotch (and 90% of it was J&B), but damn I love the peaty stuff. It's so smokey and tasty.
Jack Billychad - Thu, 19 Dec 2019 00:26:29 EST WZHxtbYF No.283369 Reply

All whisky is charcoal filtered then a dying agent is added to give it back its color.

This is to avoid a louche effect, which americans did not like seeing when adding ice to their whisky

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