Leave these fields empty (spam trap):
You can leave this blank to post anonymously, or you can create a Tripcode by using the format Name#Password
[i]Italic Text[/i]
[b]Bold Text[/b]
[spoiler]Spoiler Text[/spoiler]
>Highlight/Quote Text
[pre]Preformatted & Monospace Text[/pre]
[super]Superset Text[/super]
[sub]Subset Text[/sub]
1. Numbered lists become ordered lists
* Bulleted lists become unordered lists


What the fuck?

View Thread Reply
- Fri, 21 Jun 2019 05:47:57 EST Zh0nGv1T No.281838
File: 1561110477584.png -(138780B / 135.53KB, 500x500) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. What the fuck?
Can someone explain to me why when i have just a drink (like a pint, etc..) at night with friends i just can't manage to fall asleep afterwards? Does this happen to anyone else? It's like a part of my brain is actually stimulated and can't stop thinking, and i also get anxiety despite also taking benzos. Also, the next day i feel very unfocused and spaced out, no hangover (obviously, from such a small amount) but I used to hardly feel a pint. When i drink more i have no trouble falling asleep but i wake early and don't rest well, but that's normal.

I used to be a heavy social drinker, now i drink very rarely and almost never get shitfaced + now i take mirtazapine and benzos for insomnia if that's relevant.
Rebecca Mocklefuck - Fri, 21 Jun 2019 20:05:42 EST 4H/9l7bZ No.281841 Reply
rebound effect after depressant wears off

Alcohol testing on the job and other booze and job stories

View Thread Reply
- Tue, 18 Jun 2019 03:33:13 EST X5k1PFRh No.281817
File: 1560843193797.jpg -(75839B / 74.06KB, 600x800) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Alcohol testing on the job and other booze and job stories
So just to be clear, when people say that American companies test for booze, they mean it in the sense of "oh shit retard you came to work immediately after having two or three gin and tonics for breakfast" and not in the sense of having a weekend drinking sesh and getting tested for it monday, right?

I mean... testing to see if you're buzzed on the job is still gay as fuck, but at least it's not literally "you were drunk 48 hours ago and now we are going to fire you lol" levels of 1984. I'm so glad my job working as a dish washer doesn't give a fuck if I come in drunk. (inb4 drunk driving bad!!!! I don't drive to work. It's a 10 min walk).

Also: ITT drinking on the job thread because might as well
1 posts omitted. Click View Thread to read.
Nathaniel Baddleridge - Tue, 18 Jun 2019 19:31:14 EST 4H/9l7bZ No.281823 Reply
ive never heard of a job testing for alcohol. but there are lots if things out there ive never heard of.
Phineas Funderman - Tue, 18 Jun 2019 21:22:40 EST +mnK3pqC No.281824 Reply
the drug test that we take are the 5 panel ones that have THC/PCP/speed/opiates/cocaine

alcohol isn't included

I've drank on the job at my hotel job. It's a small hotel and after 4 pm I'm the only person there so I can have 2-3 brews in the back before I go home at 11 PM. My shift is 2nd shift (3 pm - 11 pm) so i have alot of freedom to do whatever at work
Doris Murdforth - Tue, 18 Jun 2019 22:20:48 EST CnKjqoe3 No.281825 Reply
man if you need to be drunk at your job to perform your best you should gtfo. ruins getting drunk to an extent and it's a sign your employers treat you like shit. not that there are any cushy dishwashing jobs, i've been there and also been there wasted. shit i went to the bar and grabbed a beer or two every lunch break "to survive", really it's a waste of money and booze. best of luck you fucking lush


View Thread Reply
- Tue, 11 Jun 2019 23:51:02 EST gvvLjrv2 No.281770
File: 1560311462930.jpg -(98173B / 95.87KB, 600x900) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Mouthwash?
Hey hooch so i am really desperate to get half drunk but its 3 am and where i live they have these very frustrating laws where you can't buy alcohol after 10PM or before 10AM so i can't go anywhere and buy some.

All i have in my house that has ethanol in it is mouthwash and i am really really trying not to drink some but i can't fucking get over the hump. surely the chances of dying or permanently fucking myself up drinking lets say 250ml of it once couldn't be too bad.
sodium hydroxide
sodium saccharin
cetylpyridinium chloride
sodium floride
zinc chloride)
7 posts omitted. Click View Thread to read.
Charles Clennerfuck - Sun, 16 Jun 2019 16:12:12 EST DHQrK22y No.281801 Reply
I drank a whole bottle of listerine because I was dead broke, homeless and going through bad withdrawal. I mean, it did the job but sometimes it burns when you piss afterwards. I drank hand sanitizer once too on a dare because it was the only alcohol I had that wasn't rubbing alcohol. Honestly if push came to shove I'd drink mouthwash if I was feeling as bad as I was then, but fuck drinking sanitizer even if it's just pg and ethyl alcohol.
Nathaniel Willyforth - Mon, 17 Jun 2019 00:16:24 EST zI3IcHAm No.281803 Reply
hand sanitizer is objectively healthier for you to drink than mouthwash
Augustus Fubblestire - Mon, 17 Jun 2019 19:00:17 EST RGP4fCF6 No.281812 Reply

Ah, the sweet burn of menthol pouring through your dick. It's a pleasure few but the finest of men will get to enjoy.


View Thread Reply
- Sat, 15 Jun 2019 15:31:06 EST xsYfJtO0 No.281795
File: 1560627066108.jpg -(88586B / 86.51KB, 640x956) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. OUZU MIXER
I want to mix someting with this shitty liquor, any suggestions?
Phoebe Docklesidge - Sat, 15 Jun 2019 16:29:18 EST qaXDnq5c No.281796 Reply

try to mix it with cold water with a very small amount of added sugar or honey.

ouzo is very similar to absynthe, and absynthe is usually mixed with cold water poured on sugar. it is usually mixed to 10% alcohol.

Ayyy drinking problems are cool

View Thread Reply
- Fri, 31 May 2019 03:33:24 EST Ju2v0v9X No.281699
File: 1559288004429.jpg -(76766B / 74.97KB, 300x284) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Ayyy drinking problems are cool
post when your bones hurt and your brain is static.

one day I'll last longer than a couple days.
1 posts and 1 images omitted. Click View Thread to read.
Angus Busslenadge - Fri, 07 Jun 2019 05:42:37 EST 0jIqRBR6 No.281733 Reply
Every time I attempt to fart to relieve a bit of pressure I shit myself.
Emma Lightwater - Tue, 11 Jun 2019 10:13:05 EST LsjIpRo7 No.281766 Reply
1560262385071.png -(44335B / 43.30KB, 137x146) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size.
>had phone appointment for 2pm today
>knew about it, set reminder yesterday
>finish work at 11pm, was up drinking jameson until 5:30am
>woke up 5 mins before phonecall
>should panic but only feel like a zombie, stare out the window absent mindedly stroking cat for 5 mins

>phone rings, makes me jump
>Hi, yeah did you get a chance to look at the assessment plan?
>uh, no, didn't realize I had to, sorry
>OK let's re-make it for Thursday at 2PM
>first thought when I hang up is "why does it have to be that early"
George Wugglebanks - Fri, 14 Jun 2019 17:23:42 EST DHQrK22y No.281785 Reply
Sweating bullets, shaking so bad I can barely hold a cig, severe nausea. Probably gonna start drinking again soon even though I'm not in a position to afford alcohol. The withdrawal doesn't bother me that much aside from the severe anxiety and depression that comes with it. If I don't drink my anxiety is so bad it makes me really uncomfortable to even leave the house.

the eternal question

View Thread Reply
- Mon, 27 May 2019 16:08:05 EST TDpLSPYP No.281683
File: 1558987685859.jpg -(6629B / 6.47KB, 276x183) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. the eternal question
does going to a bar by yourself count as drinking alone?
6 posts omitted. Click View Thread to read.
Fuck Lightridge - Sat, 01 Jun 2019 21:33:23 EST Co2q7AAx No.281708 Reply
I want to puke but I know inside I deserved this stallioned punishment, it is a price to pay just to speak the truth and have other do so too. Damn you CIA!
Cornelius Nerryfoot - Fri, 07 Jun 2019 03:22:34 EST jJkLocK6 No.281731 Reply
Hopefully one Budvar is satisfying. After this long. Peace!
Priscilla Bommlehall - Thu, 13 Jun 2019 10:07:51 EST zI3IcHAm No.281781 Reply
i wish there was a pic like that guy shooting heroin into his arm and jesus' arm at the same time but it was him making jesus drink out of a liquor bottle

hooch blues

View Thread Reply
- Mon, 10 Jun 2019 02:29:02 EST MxMbJkHY No.281750
File: 1560148142001.jpg -(11726B / 11.45KB, 299x168) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. hooch blues
as a musician who networks at local bars, i dont think i can stop drinking entirely
however, for my health, i want to limit it as much as possible
I try ordering soda in between but the bars generally expect a significant purchase and people buy you drinks and shit if they like you
i enjoy chatting with people there, too, like the nice midwestern queer girl who didnt know where greenwich village was or what it was oh boy she's in for a surprise and a good lay


the point is, if you are bar hopping for the purposes of business expansion as a bar-related entertainer, how do you limit your alcohol intake so you are not broke and also stuck with the too much macaroni sweats
4 posts and 2 images omitted. Click View Thread to read.
Angus Gubberfatch - Mon, 10 Jun 2019 19:14:01 EST m07bTvfm No.281755 Reply

Stop being a manchild. Just drink less and drink slowly. Fucking stupid question.

Am I going to die tonight?

View Thread Reply
- Tue, 11 Jun 2019 00:43:19 EST nRfUbmcX No.281757
File: 1560228199224.png -(98568B / 96.26KB, 500x354) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Am I going to die tonight?
>throwing up blood
>severe alcoholic
>feels like the alcohol has burned my insides away
>drinking 120 proof bottle... only bottle I have left
>drinking the only thing that eases my pain

Hey simple question Hooch... am I going to die tonight?
6 posts omitted. Click View Thread to read.
Cedric Bunworth - Tue, 11 Jun 2019 15:54:11 EST g6UHYVLQ No.281767 Reply
Throwing up blood is not ideal, and probably requires medical attention. Good luck, OP.
Ernest Beckledale - Tue, 11 Jun 2019 22:58:51 EST 6c5y47Pw No.281769 Reply
It could be a bleeding stomach ulcer, but all things considered throwing up blood isn't a good thing. I know you probably can't just stop drinking at your stage of addiction but how about slowing down, at least stop with that 120 proof crap that will kill your organs faster than anything. Maybe make yourself a challenge and see if you can stick to something weak like beer for a while. Who cares what a stupid program thinks, its your life and you make your own choices.

What are the sores from or do you know?
Phoebe Bongergold - Wed, 12 Jun 2019 01:41:12 EST ejS+CwKP No.281772 Reply
1560318072451.jpg -(82381B / 80.45KB, 524x682) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size.
seems like yr fucked. if yr still alive, try either of these:
-go to the fucking er
-if you can get beer, try using that to taper. this guide might help: http://hams.cc/taper/

i'd still schedule some type of medical attention, though. none of the shit you describe is okay to just have.

Alcohol withdrawal

View Thread Reply
- Sat, 27 Apr 2019 00:55:29 EST d+37Mk4q No.281374
File: 1556340929727.jpg -(109076B / 106.52KB, 601x959) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Alcohol withdrawal
Would you likely know for sure if you are experiencing alcohol withdrawal? I’m like 3-4 days sober and feel completely fine, but all the health websites say the amount I drink (basically about half a fifth of 40% daily Mon-Thur and a full fifth or more Fri-Sun) is easily enough that I possibly could be a fuking candidate for delerium tremens. I don’t feel any symptoms of alcohol withdrawal at all but I’m scared I’m gonna randomly fall into a seizure after reading these damn health websites.

Inb4 pussy. I’m just not drinking for 2 months to lose some weight. Going right back to it (maybe not as much) afterwards.
12 posts omitted. Click View Thread to read.
Cedric Greenridge - Mon, 03 Jun 2019 19:37:20 EST +fxP0sAm No.281714 Reply
>And you should be feeling absolutely terrible on the days you only drink 8

I don'y know, 16 drink is like overly drunk. Cutting off from a 1/5th to half that should
be easier to navigate life, in three days should be easy to get along with it. Sleepwis, 4 5 days. People drink say 8 drinks in 4 hours, then just keep drinking, by that point, any more than that, double than that is just not very productive.
Beatrice Dubblefield - Sun, 09 Jun 2019 00:31:19 EST TTN5ialO No.281745 Reply
Kind of curious about this myself. Been drinking for probably about 7 years now, heavily for the past 3, and for the past year it's been super heavy. For definitions as to what I'm considering heavy and "super heavy," for the past 3 years I was probably having at least 6 drinks a day with no stop in between. For the past year and a half, though, I'm drinking all day (including before and at work) and it's not rare (ie - it's common) for me to drink a handle in two days. And those two days, I don't mean a weekend. I mean two work days.

This week, I tried to cut back and only drink 3-4 beers. I lasted two days. It wasn't because I relapsed out of impulse or anything, it was because I could not fall asleep, was incredibly irritable throughout the day, felt legitimately sick and my stomach had physical tremors, my body was sweating, and when I did get 2 hours of sleep, it was nothing but nightmare fuel.
Beatrice Dubblefield - Sun, 09 Jun 2019 00:41:19 EST TTN5ialO No.281746 Reply
It's also worth noting that 3-4 beers a day was about what I drank when I first started drinking. During the first 4 years, I was going through about a 30 pack and a handle a week, probably a bit more. It's getting much heavier.

How to die from alcohol

Locked View Thread Reply
- Tue, 04 Jun 2019 13:26:23 EST D4A0WAFi No.281716
File: 1559669183606.jpg -(44906B / 43.85KB, 738x712) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. How to die from alcohol
No matter what I cant manage to kill myself from drinking. I've gone out of my way to chug whiskey until I was sick, and pass out on my back so I choke on my own vomit but I keep fucking waking up. What am I doing wrong?
I've managed to do it before but I woke myself up by vomiting and choking. I'm a coward and I cant get a gun so this is the only thing I can think that I can do. If I had access to a garage I'd probably take my truck in there and leave it on and drink until I die but I dont.
5 posts omitted. Click View Thread to read.
Jesus Christ - Wed, 05 Jun 2019 01:15:38 EST XhYZ4mTS No.281725 Reply
you know whats gonna work if you cannot access a gun is to use a belt tied to a solid support and hang yourself (warning: don't do this)

dont hang yourself bro, but we're talking hypotheticals before the mods strike you down: if you get anchor your neck by a leather cord to the ceiling, you can kick the stool out from your feet and you're gonna die

go to a highway overpass and jump off, call the police and make threatening motions with a knife, killing yourself is not rocket science

this is a cry for help, or drunken ramblings like mine

I feel like alcoholism is suicide for people who can't fully accept death, because you anesthetized all your feelings over and over but you just cant let go because whatever
Ebenezer Pecklegold - Wed, 05 Jun 2019 01:25:49 EST ot25bFGX No.281726 Reply
haha, man you guys giving advice.. my turn!

I have been in a place where I wanted to end it all.. For now I love being alive because I love beer and whiskey and weed. Just find something that can make you feel better. I take kratom daily as well and it helps a lot.

I also always have pot which helps a lot. Idk your situation. I know this is the booze thread, but I think weed can help you, and plenty of alcohol of course... I drink myself to sleep every night, weed is just icing on the cake for me...

But srsly, don't do anything stupid man.

Hey man...

View Thread Reply
- Sun, 26 May 2019 00:42:12 EST AGbKKD5M No.281675
File: 1558845732959.jpg -(89853B / 87.75KB, 512x640) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Hey man...
You're drunk! You gotta calm down. I told you- no I TOLD YOU you're drunk you need to relax. Come on buddy you're just drunk.

How do you guys react when you're drunk and someone tries to explain it to you as if you weren't drunk? Lmao.
2 posts omitted. Click View Thread to read.
Cedric Dronnerstudge - Mon, 27 May 2019 12:06:02 EST mA2ZnDpH No.281682 Reply
This is hooch obviously we beat the shit out of them
Edward Parrybetch - Tue, 28 May 2019 15:47:23 EST yhuiraWZ No.281689 Reply
i never get angry when drunk or sad, just completely non-functional or happy
Thomas Buzzman - Sun, 02 Jun 2019 01:02:32 EST 42i4PK0+ No.281709 Reply
You find out where their parents live and fuck there mom duh

Seriously alcoholic buddy who doesn't know how to pace

View Thread Reply
- Sat, 25 May 2019 23:22:24 EST MxMbJkHY No.281672
File: 1558840944880.jpg -(63756B / 62.26KB, 567x402) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Seriously alcoholic buddy who doesn't know how to pace
So, there's this dude I work with. We did a small gig, and it went well, or reasonably well. The other acts made similarly minor mistakes but it was cool because everybody was drunk and having a good time, that kind of thing.

Anyway, the problem was, after we played our short, two-song set, he went outside and across the street and got a bottle of alcohol. I didn't think too much of it because sometimes I do things like that just for convenience - it's right there, I need to drink more later, etc. But then he basically gets hammered and we go back into the venue, sit down and order coffee. He orders decaf. He cheers and "eggs on" and encourages the other acts, but is basically disruptive the entire time and has a bad attitude about everything.

I kind of want to switch him out for another guy but can't at the moment due to limited selection, plus I want to help him out because he's actually not a bad guy except when he's this drunk. So, after he's so disruptive that it's intolerable, the owner comes up to me and asks me to take him home, and I do so. But, he keeps begging for more alcohol on the way home. I refuse until we get to his doorstep and finally relent, giving him basically one swig of the bottle I took. I then take him upstairs, give his wife the bottle and he goes to bed. But the thing is, the entire way up he was super defensive about being out of line and claiming the venue owner was the problem and being a jerk, but it was just that he was hammered, really.

How should I help him manage his alcoholism? Rehab and AA are right out, and he has serious alcoholism and needs to take it for withdrawals in small amounts. He's also grumpy. Any advice?
Hedda Gevingspear - Sun, 26 May 2019 00:35:11 EST AGbKKD5M No.281674 Reply
That's crazy man. Have you talked to him about it before when he's sober? I think as with all addicts they won't change until they have the internal desire to. Like I won't stop anything for anyone else sadly, but if it's genuinely something I myself want I can cold turkey whatever. Is there any way to kind of spark that interest in him? Get him to want to let up a bit. Somehow... I commend you for being a steadfast friend there.
Priscilla Fanshaw - Sun, 26 May 2019 01:25:35 EST APgsu79i No.281676 Reply
let this boomer idiot know that alcohol is the first reason he sucks. dont let him drag you down, dont get sucked into his retard web. nothing good will come out of this redneck bar band bullshit. you wont end up recording any music of real worth, you wont make money, you wont get signed

leave him if you wanna take it more seriously. find better musicians

Local booze

View Thread Reply
- Wed, 22 May 2019 07:07:33 EST OZQY9BVG No.281644
File: 1558523253193.jpg -(43839B / 42.81KB, 1200x700) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Local booze
Thor was drinking a Creature Comforts beer in Infinity War. Pretty badass free product placement easter egg for a pretty great local brewery (Georgia). The guy that founded the brewery went to my highschool, and even apprenticed at another great brewery, Sweetwater.

What's /hooch/'s favorite local /hooch/? Distilleries count too. Or, if not local, at least tell us where it's from.
2 posts and 1 images omitted. Click View Thread to read.
Betsy Ballersutch - Thu, 23 May 2019 08:19:52 EST OZQY9BVG No.281654 Reply
"I want 2 Floyds."
"Dammit man, that's not enough Floyds."
"Okay then. THREE Floyds."
Nigel Chonningforth - Fri, 24 May 2019 03:11:21 EST d+lXmLWX No.281660 Reply
Stranahan's is pretty fantastic whiskey. There's way too many breweries here now to even give a shit about Colorado, or even Denver beer. If I had to choose, it'd be Coors. I piss in that river so I just assume I'm drinking my own brand.
Nicholas Ginningbanks - Sat, 25 May 2019 14:38:09 EST 7iC6wJfS No.281668 Reply
1558809489900.jpg -(188469B / 184.05KB, 1920x1231) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size.
Pyynikin panimo brews some of my favorite local beers. I live in Tampere, Finland.

Report Post
Please be descriptive with report notes,
this helps staff resolve issues quicker.