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Degenerate time

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- Sat, 06 Mar 2021 21:17:20 EST ZJkSDk22 No.285969
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How much of 40% alcohol would you need to boof to get drunk?

I want my bottle to last as long as possible
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Sophie Gumbleridge - Sun, 07 Mar 2021 15:23:37 EST DyAlo128 No.285976 Reply
i'm drinking cachaça that has around 39% and i mixed with lemons and oragne and shit called caipirinha, imy cachaça gone half a 500 ml bottle

APAP

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- Tue, 23 Feb 2021 10:46:50 EST QwLgJTYH No.285928
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How bad is it really to mix acetaminophen/paracetamol and alcohol? I know they both hurt your liver but would like 1g with only 2 or 3 beers have any significant impact?
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Walter Sazzleford - Sun, 07 Mar 2021 17:52:02 EST RlrE/did No.285979 Reply
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I wouldn't risk it. Either do one or the other in high quantity, or if your APAP is part of another medication, do a cold water extraction to get rid of it, drink the good stuff, then drink the booze

Share your drunken confessions

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- Thu, 04 Mar 2021 01:49:26 EST h/HitD8p No.285953
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Disaster at the train station.

Had a busy asf day at work last week. For the last part of the day, had to hold in a massive fart because I work in confined spaces with a lot of people and there was no chance of a break. Luckily the urge went away after about an hour.

So I finish work and get drunk on the train home as usual. Step off the train, and the urge suddenly returns with a serious vengeance. 'At last, I can finally let go of this gas', I thought.

As a small dribble of hot liquid escaped my anus, I realised that I was in deep trouble and clenched hard. The pressure was far too immense to suppress and there was definitely no time to make it to the toilet. This was at one of the most upscale train stations in Auckland City. Luckily it was about 11.30pm, and no one was around.

Next to me was the waiting area by the platform - seats surrounded by large glass walls and panels. I quickly pulled down my pants and underwear, and shat against the glass wall as hard as possible. The highly pressurised torrent of diarrhea was expelled from my colon with such aggressive force, that some of the liquid waste actually splattered off the glass, back onto my shirt, despite me being at least a foot away from the panel.

I zipped up and turned around to find that the glass panel was painted about two thirds textured brown, with a large pool underneath. I would estimate the volume to be at least 2 litres. I quickly began walking toward the exit. On the way out I passed the security guard on the escalator. I then picked up food and ubered home with an extremely shitty assole and soiled clothes.

I still think about it often and laugh maniacally in public when I imagine that security guard's face when he was confronted with the horric scene.
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Fucking Wockledale - Sun, 07 Mar 2021 09:24:49 EST /lfAdmOK No.285972 Reply
I shit myself while meeting up with my girlfriend and she broke up with me

Drinking continued for a while after that but I have been sober for a while now
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Barnaby Sibberstock - Sun, 07 Mar 2021 17:45:23 EST G3D9w46z No.285978 Reply
was 19 and Got drunk off loads of shitty gin and some extra shitty wine and went out and got arrested with this hatchet i bought online for fuck knows why, I remember it as that i i wanted to walk around town 3am like a total retarded edge lord with a hatched tucked into my pants like a mass shooter spirited weeb just burning shit like public trash bins. eventually some cops were called and a fucking firetruck and walkewd past them like hi buddy wazzup then i ran like a jolly black dude when they shouted at me to search me and got tackled by one cop. Court must of thought i was legit balls to the walls triple a autist (prolly tru) and gave me 1 year probabtion and 180hours of community slavery which was very lucky and i cherished my good luck ever since. still makes me cringe to this day but i fortunely learend from that and ended up getting a job years later that i still work at.

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- Fri, 05 Mar 2021 21:37:02 EST vOj0YMMd No.285964
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So I can drink a 750mL bottle of 80 proof in a few hours and im not slurring or stumbling. I'm guessing I've reached the end game of alcoholism?
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Cedric Codgeson - Sat, 06 Mar 2021 08:07:14 EST V5g6Lmko No.285966 Reply
>>285964
I remember being able to do this. Take a 2 month long tolerance break like I did and even a few beers will fuck you up.
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Rebecca Blirringshit - Sat, 06 Mar 2021 14:46:06 EST zSF2cUPE No.285967 Reply
Don't underestimate your body's ability to build a tolerance. I have a friend that was on a liter of cheap whiskey a day before he called it quits, and he'd be lucid throughout. Your best bet right now is to taper and maybe consider a tolerance break, like >>285966 said. I've done short ones in the past, and even a couple weeks will help you (and your body) a lot
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Beatrice Pirringnere - Sat, 06 Mar 2021 16:30:53 EST vOj0YMMd No.285968 Reply
>>285966
>>285967
thanks bros i'll definetly give it a go. should easy since i finally got some weed today.

Litter

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- Fri, 05 Mar 2021 07:38:12 EST lP/OOMbr No.285957
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Stupid kids in my neighborhood don't even try to hide that they're out drinking all night on the streets. Someone oughta hit their parents into hitting them.
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Cyril Chesslechag - Fri, 05 Mar 2021 17:45:43 EST 4H/9l7bZ No.285961 Reply
violence and rage are the correct solution every time, congrats you solved this riddle

Hooch Drink Review

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- Sun, 07 Feb 2021 17:30:17 EST a9hIoD16 No.285846
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Just figured I haven't seen this kinda thread in /hooch/ before.
Simply put, just review whatever you're drinking atm in however short or longform you desire.
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Nicholas Clayridge - Sun, 07 Feb 2021 17:37:58 EST a9hIoD16 No.285847 Reply
Separating out my initial one to keep the OP cleaner.
Sipping on some Tamnavulin Red Wine Cask.
Tasted pretty weird when I first opened it, but after sitting a couple of days opened it's much better.
Very unique for a whisky, would kinda describe it as a more rustic whisky based version of Campari. Drank a couple of porters before this pour and it still really packs a punch tastewise, not smoky or anything, just weirdly bitter and astringent in a good way.
Have also tried the Sherry Cask version (which is why I got this one), which is more just normal and sweet, more approachable and instantly likeable, easy sipping.
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Edward Fanhood - Sat, 27 Feb 2021 15:47:14 EST BRKb8gZu No.285938 Reply
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Jameson Caskmates Stout Edition.

Not a fan of Jameson or irish whiskey in general, but this shit tastes nothing like that. Slightly sweet (not overwhelmingly like Buffalo Trace or something) with rich notes of coffee and chocolate. Goes down quickly and easily, with basically no aftertaste. A little dry. Pretty much what you'd expect from whiskey aged in Stout beer barrels, in the best possible way.

So delicious that I just drink it straight instead of mixing with coke like I normally would. Drinking some water in between neat glasses gets me fucked up just right and allows me to skip the sugar hangover.

For $30 its a steal.

The IPA Edition is ass by the way. Its just Jameson with that shitty hops bitterness. Even IPA fans seem to agree Stout Edition is better.

Low carb and beer alternative recommendations?

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- Wed, 10 Feb 2021 03:52:04 EST UkvGjzjD No.285855
File: 1612947124009.jpg -(176001B / 171.88KB, 1468x1520) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Low carb and beer alternative recommendations?
I avoid liquor (because I drink too much when I buy it) and I'm not big on wine. I love beer, but I want something lower in carbs. I tried pic related and it was alright (may buy again), but what's the best alternative to beer that's low in carbs? I'm essentially looking for 5% alcohol per can.
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Reuben Dottinghug - Sun, 21 Feb 2021 11:14:36 EST Sx04oIQv No.285924 Reply
Lagunitas Daytime sorts me out.
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Wesley Singerfield - Sun, 21 Feb 2021 11:19:30 EST zSF2cUPE No.285925 Reply
>>285924
Looks delicious, I'm normally skeptical of sessions because the flavor profiles always just remind me of macro lagers, but I may need to check this one out. Was a big fan of their Little Sumpin' before I kind of stopped drinking beer
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Hedda Heblinglock - Wed, 24 Feb 2021 20:54:37 EST XgZxiheg No.285933 Reply
I drink seltzers because of my bitch ass stomach, beer makes me bloated.

Seems like most stores have sections devoted to seltzers now, so you don't really have to look far for them.

I had this brand the other day called sun sips, and they were probably the best selzters I've had. Ska brewing has some that taste like cough syrup, wouldn't recommend. Avery Sparkle, pretty good. White claw is pretty good, haven't tried the coors or budweiser variants.

Ayy

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- Tue, 16 Feb 2021 23:07:45 EST sjFwXAN4 No.285890
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Back on the wagon. Who's riding along?

BWD THE DRUNKENING

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- Wed, 12 Dec 2018 23:08:54 EST uJt8jted No.280776
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Sippin on some Jack Daniels and sour soda. 3rd drink in, and for some reason they keep getting stronger.

BUMP
WHEN
DURNK
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Basil Claywill - Sun, 06 Jun 2021 04:25:54 EST TvZ/LtMl No.286416 Reply
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>>280776
Been a while since I posted here.

BUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMP.
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Augustus Crorrydire - Wed, 09 Mar 2022 01:19:24 EST VfGYALuu No.287362 Reply
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Trying to put 28,000 files in a OneDrive folder and the app has been crashing/stalling/overheating for hours on Mac and Windows. Ended up switching to Dropbox.

Bumping because Hornitos plata is pretty good

List Your Ailments

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- Wed, 13 Jan 2021 19:44:24 EST ewKre2iW No.285709
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26/f/ire 5'9 and 9st, I usually drink 2.5 litres if Frosty Jack's every single night, I've done this for ~3 years straight now, I have never had a hangover, but last night and tonight I've suddenly developed headaches while drinking, I can't hold my pee and my hair is falling out. Just sharing. Anyone else suffering health wise?
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Oliver Choshstock - Wed, 03 Feb 2021 21:03:38 EST ScGfj+Py No.285826 Reply
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Been drinking daily for 2-3 years not sure exactly

I've recently been thinking my hair is thinning too but it could just be age, I'm 30.

Shits are hit and miss, most of the time it's sludge, rarely a half normal solid shit but I put that down to dehydration. Also rarely actual asspiss liquid where you feel your asshole burning and then squirt liquid out

Acid reflux like a bitch, mostly silent reflux (no heartburn but cough, feels like there's glue in your throat that makes you want to gag and puke and running nose), taking omeprazole now but still get it to a milder degree

Eye irritation which feels like something on my eyelids are scraping my eyeballs, maybe unrelated

Hangovers went from nothing for years, then started with feeling more and more tired to where now I wake up at 1pm and go back to bed for an hour before getting ready for work. It's like I'm so tired it hurts. Also anxiety increased, more negative intrusive thoughts when I'm sober, feeling dizzy, mild shakes, paraesthesia, did have breathlessness with the anxiety but thankfully seems to have calmed down recently, shit was terrifying. Tend to get shaky now if I'm in a socially confrontational situation (e.g. dealing with aggressive customers at work)

Oh and at some point a bunch of blue veins and bruise looking stuff appeared on my legs, been there a while now so it's become normal. Brb stroke

Memory fucked up, can't remember what day/week something happened, black out pretty much every night, very rarely can remember going to bed, if I can when I try to sleep I feel like I'm not drunk enough and I won't be able to sleep although I always do.

Eating after not eating for a long time causes horrific nausea, like last night I kept telling myself I'll make some food soon I'm hungry, nope just kept drinking, I remember watching a youtube video of guess the 90s cartoon theme song and crying (?) then [scene missing ???]. Woke up feeling a little nauseous, like hungry nauseous, hadn't eaten for 17 hours. Ate half a sandwich and was sure I was going to puke, went to toilet and stood breathing hard while getting goosepimples like I was going to puke, passed after a couple minutes.
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Phyllis Bangerwadge - Mon, 15 Feb 2021 19:29:08 EST FqzAq6WD No.285883 Reply
>>285826
Go ahead and take a break for a while. If you still drink, walk a bit daily, learn to cook.
Cooking, keep on task. The advantages are better. If one can use the internet, they
can likely cook food without screwing it up.

How much do you spend on booze a day?

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- Sun, 17 Jan 2021 11:28:03 EST ttD/hqv2 No.285721
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^what it says in title. What methods do you use to keep costs down etc.? How much of you income goes to alcohol?
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Ian Smallhood - Wed, 27 Jan 2021 12:48:55 EST PW1SpKoo No.285773 Reply
Lol, it deppends on how bad i get. There's bwen days when I habe apent 60-70 dollars on beer.
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Doris Pogglemack - Thu, 28 Jan 2021 10:39:18 EST SyupTEOY No.285776 Reply
I drink natty daddys cuz they're cheap and I've become accustom to them and the buzz it gives, it's way more drinkable than steel reserve.

I do splurge on actual liquor sometimes but I drink so much I go for cheap shit just to be economical for my bills/weed.
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Edwin Chonnerford - Thu, 04 Feb 2021 10:50:47 EST dlNBEVKJ No.285828 Reply
>>285721
Lately I've been buying mid-range vodka ($15 bottles) and drinking a fifth in two days.


>>285748
I like vodka because it's cheap and, more importantly, I can drink way more without getting nearly as bad of a hangover. If I drink two glasses of wine I get diarrhea without even getting a buzz.

day drinking vs night drinking

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- Tue, 19 Jan 2021 10:36:31 EST BWwtcZx7 No.285739
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alright so I noticed that I enjoy booze in the day more than I enjoy it at night

My theory is that because I occasionally take ambien/sleep-aid at night my body associates me taking GABA-effecting substances as "oh time for night night" so instead of feeling euphoric and relaxed I just feel tired.

anyone else prefer day drinking?
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Phyllis Brarringhood - Wed, 20 Jan 2021 19:32:44 EST RCYJMM2c No.285754 Reply
Love having me some beers when I'm outside on a warm summer afternoon. Just chilling with a fresh breeze, basking in the sun, listening to the birds and insects chirping. I don't make it an every day habit though. More of a vacation/weekend thing, when the chores are done.
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Martha Crondleford - Wed, 20 Jan 2021 23:13:45 EST 5ksMS2Os No.285757 Reply
>>285739
I feel the same. No other meds involved just get too sloppy in the day even if its just a pint. I think its cause gaba is working differantly during the day it keeps you awake and at night it relaxes you. Alcohol hits all haba receptors so its gonna hit the ones the mess with the ones tiring and stimulating ones. Im really not too sure tho
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John Manningway - Tue, 02 Feb 2021 16:29:51 EST yBz+gEiT No.285820 Reply
>>285739
I drink during the night on days when it gets extremely cold. It's been getting cold as fuck on some nights where I live.

When did you realize you had a problem?

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- Sat, 17 Oct 2020 16:14:06 EST vyRybWL+ No.285097
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When did you guys realize you had a problem? Im 19 and its starting to sink in that i have a problem with alcohol, even if im not getting drunk daily. I use it as a crutch doesnt matter which emotional state im in, whether im happy, sad, or just bored out of my mind,my first instinct is to get drunk. I have to force myself to wait for the weekend to let out( yes i know binge drinking isnt better). I just feel it sucks knowing more or less im doomed to be an alcoholic in the future, that or a coke addiction( i love amphetamines). Just the fact that one day i will have to attend an aa meeting and excuse myself from social gatherings because im "recovering" and cant handle myself around people drinking bums me out.
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John Broffingbury - Sat, 09 Jan 2021 03:45:00 EST xdwQZOKS No.285670 Reply
>>285666
its none of my business, but sounds to me like if you know youve had a problem for 7 years you need to stop now
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Fuck Gagglenatch - Mon, 25 Jan 2021 22:59:44 EST rAf9mqwX No.285769 Reply
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>>285315

>the build up, rather than the ritual itself.

The build up, the ritual in disguise. Your post jibed with me pretty well. I remember being 19 and 20 years old, when I was still living with my dad, and I would smoke basically every night, sneaking out through the side door at 1 am to smoke up against the porch on the edge of the forest. Half of the fun was locking my bedroom door and sneaking out through the bathroom that connected my room to the spare bedroom, then the gut-wrenching fear of sneaking my way back inside the house after smoking, terrified every time that I would walk in to find my dad standing there, and finally the complete and utter bliss that I felt when I had successfully made my way back into my bedroom, behind my locked door.
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Graham Horrylud - Mon, 25 Jan 2021 23:50:12 EST RCYJMM2c No.285770 Reply
>>285769
>sneaking out through the side door at 1 am to smoke up against the porch on the edge of the forest.

That sounds magical. All that effort just to get a toke in the middle of the night. It must've felt really special.

Mickey's

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- Tue, 12 Jan 2021 14:25:32 EST lsbvUr6I No.285691
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What is your opinion on Mickey's?

Goes down smooth. Tastes like a light beer but hits like a regular beer. Wide mouth for improved chugging. Definitely not a malt liquor like advertised, not with that abv and watery taste, but it's not bad. I like them.
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James Duckshit - Mon, 18 Jan 2021 21:19:49 EST BrED9Tv/ No.285729 Reply
Mickey's is skunky crap in my opinion. But it is a pioneeer in the malt liquor market.
I would recommed it though.
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There is a saying, somebody slppide me a Mickey.
As for the days of prohibition and drugging people.
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Sophie Honkinpat - Mon, 18 Jan 2021 23:28:25 EST +cQaTQaK No.285733 Reply
>>285691
Decent for malt liquor its alot better than steel reserve 800

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