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Harm Reduction Notes for the COVID-19 Pandemic

do I have an addiction

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- Wed, 14 Aug 2019 19:39:36 EST kTZ0xxS4 No.282389
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so every night I'll get like 7 bottles of whiskey, beer, and vodka and just drink all of it in one sitting and then I'll be drunk for a while then blackout is this alcoholism? am I an alcoholic
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I pooted - Wed, 28 Aug 2019 23:21:00 EST fDGhVw9p No.282514 Reply

yes. however you are on the binge side of alcoholism. Im in the same boat. We love to push our euphoria when we can relax.

Just make sure you dont day drink and never drink when you have responsibilities. Keep trying to find an alternative. your liver can only take so much.
Cornelius Girrylitch - Wed, 04 Sep 2019 19:51:28 EST RlrE/did No.282567 Reply
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He could mean those little shot bottles, that would actually make sense

Best job for drinker

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- Tue, 27 Aug 2019 01:21:41 EST Rjg/yO/U No.282496
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I just lost my job cause of booze, what job should I get that I can get drunk at
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Basil Cribberbanks - Tue, 03 Sep 2019 23:35:26 EST APgsu79i No.282562 Reply
>eventually despise the product you make
dude i did a few months in a stankass seafood shack and would go home reeking of lobster juices that i couldnt wash off. if youre working some fucking rotten fry kitchen like that youll come to associate the stink with dread for the rest of your life. every time you smell something even remotely similar youll get pissed off
James Randi - Wed, 04 Sep 2019 07:34:30 EST fTUWu+sX No.282564 Reply
Nah dude most kitchens clean or dirty, good or bad are like this.

Unless your big dick alpha cook who treats most people like shit you're not gonna get good pay and you're gonne stink, starve and be broke.

The only upside is you can spend all day totally fucked out of your head but as long as you can do your job most people don't care.

Stimulation while drunk

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- Fri, 16 Aug 2019 21:45:50 EST GEfPW+u8 No.282401
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Anyone get very energetic while drunk? I'm a naturally anxious and depressed person, and when I drink, I just want to do shit, and I have a lot of energy and motivation when I drink a lot. Is this normal?
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Caroline Fiffingdedge - Sat, 24 Aug 2019 05:52:27 EST avVxRgjX No.282465 Reply
Can feel tired and could go to sleep, but decide to have a drink and messes up my sleep and get up early opportunities to get things done I had planned.
Reuben Clengerneg - Sat, 24 Aug 2019 06:08:45 EST hqXPe/iv No.282467 Reply
I wouldn't say energetic but it does make me super relaxed not in a way of being tired but comfortable in my own skin. It also depends on my environment, if it's just me I simply shitpost and want to engage more, if I'm surrounded by friends then yeah I get into the mood and become more lively


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- Thu, 29 Aug 2019 12:41:16 EST y3iVkTbX No.282517
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Does homemade hooch with fruit come up in etg tests?

Asking for a friend
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John Somblesit - Thu, 29 Aug 2019 19:18:21 EST 6GBumJHS No.282526 Reply
Like pineapple and orange juice? Like prison hooch. Would that come up?
Alice Gaddlewodging - Fri, 30 Aug 2019 08:16:42 EST pyf9nQ/Y No.282533 Reply
>will alcohol show up on an alcohol test?

no fucking shit, you have to be a troll but your troll still succeeds in making me want to break your kneecaps nb
Jenny Snodhood - Tue, 03 Sep 2019 22:59:46 EST 9QBBnhFL No.282560 Reply
>will alcohol show up in alcohol tests
>asking for a friend

Troll savant or just very... "Special", of mind?

tolerances, habits, bibbing, bubbing

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- Tue, 27 Aug 2019 00:39:13 EST UUET0Y6X No.282495
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Do you drink daily or monthly? You abstaining or rampantly drunk? What do you drink, how do you drink it, why do you drink it? How long's your habit been with you? How's your health?

I generally try to drink daily, get significant cravings for booze if I go even a few days without. Need to take a break, smoke more good dope. Very inclined to all day drinking because of the nature of my profession, can easily pound down 24 8% cans or like 1.5 fifths a day if I'm enjoying myself. Generally 1/3rd of that when working.

I drive drunk :) worst I ever did was misjudge how badly a city had cleared ice from an offramp, tokyo drifted my shit right past a massive highway lightpole at 60mph and down a 70ft snowy slope. Slid to a fucking halt at the bottom (did not spill my rum and coke.)

Finished the rum and coke, made sure no pigs were coming to "aid" me, shoveled almost 200ft of snow from 200ft of snow covered grass to make it up the incline and back onto the offramp. This was after work.

Been an alcoholic for like 6 years now, spent almost 300k in today's prices bitcoin on all kinds of booze. Biggest mistake of my life! Lol shoulda mined crypto in 2010 bitch ahahah.

I'm thirsty all the time when I'm hungover, which is usually all the time. At least I only drink water to refresh my shit. Hangovers are shit, only withdrawal symptoms I've had so far are light DTs.
Graham Gollerchug - Wed, 28 Aug 2019 22:35:13 EST q5dps35Z No.282513 Reply
>worst I ever did was misjudge how badly a city had cleared ice from an offramp, tokyo drifted my shit right past a massive highway lightpole at 60mph and down a 70ft snowy slope. Slid to a fucking halt at the bottom (did not spill my rum and coke.)

Holy shit dude. This is why we have drunk driving laws.

Alchol drug test

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- Mon, 26 Aug 2019 18:33:48 EST ZIqjlxYv No.282480
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I drank last night around 11 o'clock and i have a piss test today won't take it till 7-8 today. what can i do to pass these tests. its for cps. they say i cant drink on the weekends. if i don't have my kids i should be aloud to drink im a adult and im of age and i dont do drugs and i hold a job. i can't type for shit sorry
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Beatrice Penderdale - Mon, 26 Aug 2019 20:22:30 EST XhhzOovV No.282486 Reply
I mean say you drank a couple kombuchas TODAY. Not yesterday. But bring it up casually, like you don't know that there's 0.5% booze.
Cornelius Pommlewot - Tue, 27 Aug 2019 19:04:59 EST pyf9nQ/Y No.282502 Reply
lol i literally just did that for real, drank kombucha and forgot it had alc in it, was going to have to go to outpatient and take a piss test. ended up not going due to surgery the day before, but i was like yeah they wont believe me, fuck it.


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- Mon, 19 Aug 2019 03:13:22 EST MxMbJkHY No.282420
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How do you choose your bar for the night? For me, the default choice is usually just the close one. It's familiar, it's affordable, I know everybody. The young people hate it because they're prowling for hotties but that actually works fine for me because I'm low-key just there to get shitfaced and listen to the jukebox.

If I feel adventurous, I usually try a place I've never been before, but haven't done it in a while. They last new one was a great adventure but kind of dangerous, really divey blues house filled with older people but had the hardest fucking music. I have a few choices, a really upscale nightclub, a blues tavern, a rock bar, a chill lounge, or a tequila hut.

How should I choose, /hooch/? Should I go by reputation, general customer base or economics?
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Ronnie Safteyplain - Fri, 23 Aug 2019 15:50:28 EST Q2uVyQgq No.282457 Reply
Why not go on a bar tour? Have a drink or a few at each. I will typically start somewhere fancy then work my way down to dank old dives, but it could be fun to go in reverse order. I guess it all comes down to personal preference
Cyril Worthingridge - Mon, 26 Aug 2019 20:34:56 EST xUh8QHqM No.282489 Reply
There was a small bar called the Jam Inn. It had a reputation for being wild but I never experienced that. It was one of those little places that did almost no business and you know it only stayed alive because of the biker gang that kept it alive. Those are the bars I like, the ones that are quiet but can get wild, the kind where you'll get a pool stick broken over your head if you step out of line but if you're cool you can have a good night. I'd go there on LSD and just sit and talk about life with the bartender, good memories really.

The more populated ones are just too full of trouble. Too many people literally trying to pick fights. I just want to take some buddies to shoot pool at a very low skill level and mind my own business. Just loud enough that I can talk without everyone hearing my business, but still talk.
Edward Harrygold - Tue, 27 Aug 2019 04:23:28 EST 1rdNxNsp No.282498 Reply
I fucking hate fights, man

The big problem I'm having now is that my fabled alcohol tolerance has returned, and the new fathom isn't set. I don't get drunk quick anymore, so it's gonna get pricier. Good for them.

Exercising with Alcohol?

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- Fri, 23 Aug 2019 05:04:40 EST bmHLymts No.282453
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So I had a drunk thought just now. I only feel like improving myself when I'm drunk, so being drunk and exercising (specifically lifting weights) should also improve heart health, since it's harder on your heart and your blood is thinner, right? Ignore picture, just the first google result.
Martin Bracklebury - Fri, 23 Aug 2019 08:59:48 EST KXKkJs5d No.282456 Reply
Anecdotally, the only time i went to the gym drunk i felt much weaker than normal. It also lowers testosterone levels and shit. Also im pretty sure that would be bad for your heart. Not to mention the decreased coordination that could lead to you injuring yourself.

Exercise first, then get drunk. Makes it better
Zeus's Boobz - Mon, 26 Aug 2019 07:42:52 EST H9hj/uQL No.282478 Reply
I don't know about ur stupid ass theory, but I know that ain't how the heart works. Do anything strenuous before getting inebriated.

Aurora calling

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- Sun, 25 Aug 2019 00:23:31 EST Naimlm3X No.282469
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Where's that Acksnes girl? We're trying to do a music video wiff no cocaine here, get that b*llshit bitch right on this dot.

T-Break Causing Insane Dreams

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- Sat, 17 Aug 2019 07:35:56 EST 4H/9l7bZ No.282403
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Sup /hooch/,

First of all, fuck you, I'm not taking this to /dr/ because I actually want some replies, and this whole thing is directly related to alcohol.

I'm the OP of a few threads around here. I've been boozing it up for a lot of years. I've chronicled on /detox/ my efforts over the years to cut back on drinking (always met with eventual binging). But I won't stop trying!

I didn't drink last night or the night before, and have been trying to stay hydrated and eat healthy. My toe joints are still sore and my piss still foamy so I know my body isn't even close to detoxed yet but it is on the way.

I have been trying to just sleep a lot to avoid cravings, and avoid going and getting booze. It's worked okay for now, but goddamn I just had a series of the craziest dreams of my life. Normally my dreams are murky and I struggle to recall them, but the three of these were all vivid and still crystal clear in my mind's eye. I woke up quite stressed from each of them. I guess once my perpetually depressed CNS is unleashed it goes off the fucking rails. Keep in mind all 3 of these dreams occurred one after the other.

>Dream 1:

I am a colonial marine fighting xenomorphs. My squad and I are taking shots with our pulse rifles at a couple small ones, when the whole hive descends on us. I see my brothers-in-arms being impaled, ripped apart, limbs snapped, and run the fuck away. I head for some nearby rocky outcrop and find a tunnel network that leads me down to an underground cavern with a lake. I dive in the water and swim across the lake, somehow I managed to evade the aliens. While I cower in a dark corner a figure starts to approach me. I freak out and scream, it's one other soldier who made it to safety. "Holy shit I can't believe I found you!" they said.

I woke up from this with adrenaline coursing through me, had to take some deep breaths just to chill out.

>Dream 2:
I am with a group of strangers, who give off big time tweaker/druggie vibes. I feel unsafe and nervous around them. It is two men and two women. The women seem despondent, likely sex slaves. We are at some dirty drug den. One of the men suggests we start fucking the women, and I hesitate to agree. One of the women starts stripping naked and grabbing at my dick so I just go with it. I am banging this super hot chick and trying not to think about the STD's I will acquire, when the whole group all gives each other a knowing look. The chick I'm banging wants to stop. I can sense the group is planning to murder and rob someone. I don't want to participate. Maybe they are planning to murder me. I ask if I can get a ride, they say no. I struggle to collect my clothes (everyone's clothes were all mixed together) and stealthily leave this place. As I leave and start walking down the street I am suddenly approaching my mom's house where, thank god, my car is parked. However she is wearing a gas mask and BDU's and carrying a flamethrower, and is covered in (unignited) napalm. I feel a sense of pure horror as I realize some kind of crazy chemical warfare is breaking out.

I didn't wake up from this dream, but just snap into dream 3.

>Dream 3

Me and 3 good buddies are somewhere in the frozen north, maybe canada, riding snowmobiles along a snowy trail with the sides of the trail dropping into a slushy bank. We are going along shooting the shit when we come upon some ice. I remember asking one of my friends "Have you ever driven on ice before?" and we start chatting about it when we all slip and flip our snowmobiles over. We all get up and check if everyone is okay, everyone is fine. Then we hear a splash. We turn and notice a stream of water is on one of the banks of the trail, and one of our friends is wading around in it up to his knees. I feel a sense of panic and scream at him, "GET OUT OF THE WATER NOW!" He just chuckles and keeps stomping around when he slips and gets completely submerged. He breaks the surface and I can see the terror in his eyes. "DUDE GET OUT OF THE WATER!" I keep screaming. "I c-c-an't! It's t-t-too h-h-a-rd!" I go into survival mode and scan around the trees frantically, grab a big branch and hang my weight on it to snap it off. We all use the branch to pull him out of the water. I tell my friends "We need to make a fire RIGHT NOW or he is going to die." They all nod …
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Shit Deshpone - Thu, 22 Aug 2019 00:50:23 EST 4H/9l7bZ No.282448 Reply

you are correct and i have taken these things into consideration. although i struggle to go for very many days without any alcohol, on the days that i do drink, it is better than it used to be. for a couple years i was drinking two 40's every night until i got severe gout and couldnt put any weight on one foot. now i am at the point where on days that i do drink, i have maybe 8 regular beers or 6 shots. it is improving. also i am sleeping more than i used to, giving my organs more time to process the poison. i am actually climbing out of this hole, very very slowly. tomorrow i am going to attempt a 7 day run. this is incremental progress.
Barnaby Bollerkene - Thu, 22 Aug 2019 02:50:20 EST XzI5v15K No.282449 Reply
Yea, I think beer causes gout (we call it (grout) more than other alcohols.
A couple of 40s isn't really that bad. But I do know drinking, and heavily
drinking. 8 regular beers isn't very bad. I found that even in heavy
drinking cutting back from two to one is easy to adjust two, even if
drinking daily. Just takes a night of restless sleep then one 40 I
found is defiantly enough, and wonder why I drank that or more
anyway. Yea you definitely not at really heavy drinking levels.

Yea if you can go without 7 days, by all means go for it.
i htink of it this way, if I haven't drank, for * few days, there
is always tomorrow. Then tomorrow, again, there is always
tomorrow. The keep going from there. I understand gout is
pretty painful.

Myself, I haven't drank for maybe a couple of months. I rarely
even think about it these days. Everything feels normal again.
Hobbies and active things are almost, not quite but almost
like before I got on this seemingly never ending kick.
Sleep isn't drinking to sleep, but sleeping to sleep.

Good luck on you ventures and hope your grout soon
gets well again.
Edward Durringfire - Sun, 25 Aug 2019 00:02:38 EST FX+Xw3FX No.282468 Reply
Bullshit I want to have an aliens dream asshole.

Shart warnings

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- Mon, 19 Aug 2019 00:43:57 EST Ktx5U+KL No.282417
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Do there exist any guidelines in helping being able to identify if one will shit explosive diarrhea when they attempt to relieve a bit of gas or not? This is frustrating. One single poorly timed fart can ruin an entire evening.
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Dextrolord - Mon, 19 Aug 2019 17:44:26 EST pTeS0/EJ No.282423 Reply
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It takes experience to tell, that is how i learned. I haven't had an accidental start in years now. My butthole just knows haha

My secret was a crash course in heavy dim use and sorbitol gut, once i was able to tell those farts and sharts apart i was gtg my man
Clara Hossledit - Mon, 19 Aug 2019 20:57:22 EST 4H/9l7bZ No.282424 Reply
i remember a few years back there was a thread about like, wisdom your grandpa taught you and someone posted "never trust a fart."

thats my only advice. assume every fart could be a shart
Cedric Binnerville - Tue, 20 Aug 2019 00:08:35 EST 8rAIybEA No.282427 Reply
Lol fortunately this only happened to me once, at least in public.
For me stomach cramping is a dead giveaway. If my tummy hurts I hold it in for the life of me, now.

DUI/rock bottom

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- Fri, 24 Aug 2018 19:15:36 EST LSn9JcR6 No.279604
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I'm 22 years old with 2 DUIs. I feel like the biggest loser in the world, and feel like I have nothing to live for since cars were my only hobby. Honestly considered suicide after getting the 2nd one. License gone for 3 years and will never be able to afford more than liability insurance. When I'm drunk, getting in the car just doesn't seem like a big deal. Just like texting my ex or fighting with my parents doesn't feel like a big deal. If this isn't rock bottom then I don't want to see what kind of hell continuing to drink will lead me to. A future of homelessness and unemployment doesn't seem too unrealistic anymore. My drinking destroyed my life before it ever really even began.

Does anybody have me beat in this department? Tell me about your rock bottom, even if it doesn't involve DUI. I feel like after 3-4 DUIs your life is basically finished. I have no more second chances but I can't put down the bottle. When I was in rehab, I told a meth addict that I would trade his addiction for my driving record.
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Simon Nacklemick - Fri, 09 Aug 2019 02:21:29 EST ygu+kCa7 No.282347 Reply
He could have just said "I'm a complete fucking mongoloid please disregard everything I say" for the same effect
Frederick Drodgebat - Mon, 19 Aug 2019 00:35:31 EST A4Uyij72 No.282416 Reply
OP suck it up. I was charged with 30 felonies and convicted of several. Did 5 years for it (Drugs and general thievery bullshit). I wish I had 2 fucking DUI's and thats it.

>When I was in rehab, I told a meth addict that I would trade his addiction for my driving record.

How naive are you? lol

Was just thinking...

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- Thu, 18 Jul 2019 00:36:02 EST UyEXIWrp No.282127
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The drink would probably be one of the best substances around if it weren't for the hangover. In fact I wouldn't be surprised if good hangover/withdrawal tolerance is one of the leading factors in what drives a certain segment of the population to it. Pray that you never get kindling because it will stop your drinking dead in its tracks.
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Hugh Settinghall - Wed, 14 Aug 2019 20:00:17 EST LsjIpRo7 No.282391 Reply
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>I wouldn't be surprised if good hangover/withdrawal tolerance is one of the leading factors in what drives a certain segment of the population to it

I've wondered this. I don't really get hangovers, I never really noticed anything negative until I'd been drinking every night for a while. In fact when I first started drinking I'd get wasted, sleep for 12 hours and wake up feeling great. Even the few times I overdid it and puked I felt fine the next day. That went away as I got older but I never had headaches or next day puking, would just feel tired even though I slept a ton.

I know people that say they don't really drink because the hangovers are so severe it's not worth it. For example if my sister goes out drinking for a night she's basically bed bound for the whole next day and puking. I guess if that happened to me I wouldn't have ended up drinking like this.

I guess I'm "hungover" every day now, but all I really feel is tired. I'm also getting reflux now and my throat sometimes feels like it's full of glue which is very irritating but that's not really a hangover symptom, it's just from drinking every night.
Hugh Settinghall - Wed, 14 Aug 2019 20:06:37 EST LsjIpRo7 No.282392 Reply
>huge urge to chainsmoke
It's weird, the more I drink the less I want to smoke. In fact I went from smoking like 10 cigs through the day and would smoke more when drinking, to only smoking when drinking at night, to only having 1 or 2 whilst drinking, to just stopping altogether. I mean I've had many 1 or 2 cigs in the past 2 weeks. Dunno why. Maybe it's because the stimulant effect is now undesirable because my GABA receptors are downregulated? Hey, at least I'll die of liver failure rather than lung cancer.
Isabella Bockleshit - Tue, 20 Aug 2019 23:10:04 EST clD6jCMS No.282439 Reply
fuck it man, hangovers are terrible but there's your benchmark for death, and the remainder of your suffering. how much worse could it be than that time you drank all that cheap vodka on an empty stomach and went to work the next day?

Inability to refuse free alcohol

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- Mon, 12 Aug 2019 09:53:07 EST MxMbJkHY No.282375
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Is this a problem? I mean, essentially I choose places with promotions that make consumption of my desired amount more economical, and often receive free drinks from friends and suckers who think they will get at my sausage for a free beer. Sometimes, I overdo it - I overdid it way too much on my birthday for this exact reason and ended up puking for the first time in a decade on just sauce on like the third bar that day.
Cyril Songersted - Mon, 12 Aug 2019 17:16:58 EST DeaNFh4r No.282377 Reply
LOL. I can only refuse free beer if I've gotta drive.
Samuel Cludgefick - Mon, 12 Aug 2019 19:04:13 EST DaF8lssa No.282378 Reply
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>get free drinks
Im not seeing an issue here OP
Thomas Penkinfoot - Mon, 12 Aug 2019 20:20:55 EST R6poBqtV No.282379 Reply
So how much whiskey do I need to drink over how many days to think that it tastes good?

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