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Bad homebrew

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- Sun, 27 Oct 2019 18:30:44 EST Co2q7AAx No.282992
File: 1572215444591.jpg -(662215B / 646.69KB, 1764x1507) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Bad homebrew
Made some homebrew cider and it tasted alright. Problem is I got tipsy in an awful way, felt alittle sick like something isn't right. I don't even know what the fuck it is, but I might have to throw that batch away...
Jack Blongernet - Sun, 27 Oct 2019 19:38:51 EST hLWTr5B+ No.282993 Reply
Cider gives bad hangovers like red wine. You just got drunk. Keep it.
Hamilton Blobbershit - Sun, 27 Oct 2019 20:00:55 EST I+jcHDs5 No.282994 Reply
Just toss it, man. Don't risk your health over something that is widely available in many different varieties in stores.
Cedric Blittingshaw - Mon, 28 Oct 2019 05:54:34 EST yP62n3TO No.282998 Reply
Make sure you're filtering properly. Also remember you're not gonna feel great it's not factory alcohol there is live yeast in there you are eating. Which you can absolutely eat live yeast but you are not gonna feel stellar.

Cooking Wine

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- Sat, 19 Oct 2019 22:59:31 EST 2Y2HXGFy No.282940
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So I was fixing to run to the store and pick up some beer and decided not to. I’ll tell you why. I was pursuing our bare wine fridge and found some cooking wine. Shits 17%. I’m just going to drink a glass of that cut with some grape fruit juice and call it a night. Was drinking margaritas earlier so the salt isnt too bad.
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Molly Beckleheck - Tue, 22 Oct 2019 01:19:36 EST xUh8QHqM No.282960 Reply
why would anyone buy cooking wine instead of just cooking with any fucking wine FUCK
Albert Drallykig - Tue, 22 Oct 2019 05:36:12 EST Ktx5U+KL No.282961 Reply
Because wine is expensive and cooking wine can be bought with ebt while regular wine can't.
Molly Beckleheck - Tue, 22 Oct 2019 08:04:25 EST xUh8QHqM No.282962 Reply
Oh ok. The EBT thing makes sense

Well regular wine can be had for $3 and cooking wine is mostly nasty. I bought it once because I wanted to start cooking with wine like the real cooks do and I made a couple dishes that were acceptable but the wine really just sucked. $3 wine can actually be good. The thing about cheap wine, is it's still tasty, it just doesn't have the nuances that expensive wines have. But "cooking wine" is usually funky tasting

And if you're looking for high proof, look for the sherry in the foreign bottles, you might be pleased

Uisge Beatha

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- Thu, 15 Aug 2019 20:51:44 EST YY5c0dGY No.282396
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Halfway thhrough a bottle of bootleg whisky and dreading sailing again. Sing some chanteys for me boys, the fantasy's a lie.
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Clara Hecklekirk - Thu, 17 Oct 2019 19:07:38 EST Ktx5U+KL No.282916 Reply
Looks like you came back from /nom/ and decided to post the least good looking sandwich from the sandwich thread.
Charles Dogglestone - Thu, 17 Oct 2019 21:27:19 EST zSF2cUPE No.282917 Reply
Holy shit lol that looks awful. Although I do love asparagus


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- Thu, 05 Sep 2019 17:51:26 EST AloT8zds No.282579
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I decided to mix my thrice weekly bottle of wine with an equal part of orange juice. I'm not nearly as drunk as I would have been if I had drunk it straight. What gives? Does ethanol react with something in orange juice that renders it ineffective? Is it because of the volume of liquid? Is there something in orange juice that counteracts the ffects of alcohol? Sugar?
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Angus Senningbet - Mon, 16 Sep 2019 12:58:03 EST CQmPacUy No.282695 Reply
LOL. I got fucked up on the same combo when I was first learning how to drink.
Reuben Somblebadging - Tue, 15 Oct 2019 20:15:07 EST VgEYTaYP No.282908 Reply
I still can't drink crown royal after drinking so much I broke a police breathalizer. Instead of a number it beeped. Flashed HIgh and shutdown.
at least 6 or so years later... bwd...

How to help my alcoholic father

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- Sun, 29 Sep 2019 06:27:28 EST CWf9BrRe No.282798
File: 1569752848394.jpg -(95422B / 93.19KB, 1080x1062) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. How to help my alcoholic father
Hello /hooch/,

My father is 63 and has been an alcoholic / depressed for a long time. I've been away from home for years but since a few months I've moved in with him and its really getting to me to see him like this. Living in filth, talking absolute nonsense, eating garbage or forgetting to eat, passing out in his chair at his computer, etc.

He knows he has a problem, and we've talked about it but he always seems to fall back to the drink. Most weekends he'll do nothing but play those shitty facebook games and drink red wine, when he's having a bad day he'll drink, when he's having a good day (like today) he'll "reward" himself with a drink. His mind justifies its self that whenever he's drinking "its not his fault", any occasion is good to drink.

I have tried drinking with him (just made him drink more), giving him weed (didnt like it), and being supportive but nothing seems to be working. I've cleaned his house from top to bottom by myself to try and give him a nice environment but he messed it all up again in a matter of days. He's asking me to get him some MDMA but I really don't think thats a good idea. He is seeing a therapist for his depression, but I'm not sure that he's really getting much help with his alcohol addiction.

Recently I have been getting harsher with him, I'm at a point where I am TIRED of seeing him like this, of living in filth, and I find myself openly getting mad at him for his problem. I know it probably doesn't help but I feel in some sense he needs a serious wake-up call as to how his drinking is affecting me. But having said all that, I find now that he's still drinking, just hiding it from me.

So /hooch/, any of you know how I can approach this? Any former alcoholics ever had someone say / do something that helped them quit? Can any current alcoholics shed any light on how my dad's mind might be working? Is this all a lost cause?

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Eugene Semmerworth - Mon, 14 Oct 2019 21:34:48 EST TpQ4LhpO No.282904 Reply
Alcohol just takes your fucking soul if you straight up do it for more than like 15 years. Once you get to where he’s at, you’ve lost. Learn from his mistakes of just ride it out with him.
Hedda Divingdeg - Tue, 15 Oct 2019 00:15:08 EST xyk0uGRy No.282905 Reply

You need to try to find whats hurting him. What is he avoiding? Some people are past saving. However, maybe he has a chance if you can find the root of why he drinks. It might not be pain/trauma but simply he likes the way it feels. Addiction is a motherfucker but there is always that precursor of reason. Look for that and help kill it while not enabling him.

good luck man.
Sophie Buppergold - Tue, 15 Oct 2019 16:17:18 EST AGbKKD5M No.282906 Reply
Shit OP that's a rough hand to play with. First of all I applaud you for trying all you have so far. Addiction is hard because it doesn't stop until the individual wants it. It has to come from an endogenous desire, nothing external can genuinely affect it. He has to want it for himself. It seems like he wants to drink more than he wants to do other stuff. Does he have any dreams or goals he hasn't done yet?

One thing to keep in mind is that he may not quit entirely, and that's OK! Cutting back will still be better than continuing to drink heavily. I think your approach is wise, trying to get involved in his life. The more time you all spend doing something that isn't drinking, the less drinking he'll be doing, frankly. I think it's probably important to not make it an all-or-nothing scenario. That makes change sound hard. Just try to incorporate new activities into his life where you can do stuff together that isn't explicitly drinking. It's kind of like substitution. Best of luck to you man.

Making your own shit

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- Wed, 04 Sep 2019 20:32:08 EST VYcGkvns No.282568
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Best/cheapest way to get as drunk as possible? I live in Canada where the price of alcohol is ridiculous and it's becoming untenable to drink every night but I can't stop and don't want to. As long as the shit won't make me go blind or anything then I'm up for making it, not bothered by taste just looking to get the highest alcohol content.
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Lillian Blugglestock - Sun, 06 Oct 2019 03:54:32 EST AGbKKD5M No.282848 Reply
I make my own shit everyday, sometimes even 2 or 3 times a day. Usually I just eat stuff and make my own shit.
Cornelius Shittingstone - Sat, 12 Oct 2019 20:26:26 EST gaCHVjTx No.282893 Reply
Cheap ass hooch. I use to drink this shit when the unemployment checks dried up.

  1. Find a large container. 5 gallon bucket. 5 gallon water jug. One gallon glass containers work too, but the larger the better imo. Saves on yeast money. Hell, you can make this in a toilet or bathtub if you don't mind not using a gas exchange system.
  2. [assuming 5 gallons] Go to the grocery store. Buy 15 pounds of mixed berries, the cheap shit is okay. Buy 5lb sugar. Buy yeast. Brewer yeast leads to better results but any yeast will lead to getting drunk.
  3. Find a balloon.
  4. Clean the bucket. With rubbing alcohol, 91%.
  5. Mix the berries, yeast, sugar, and water in the bucket. Put the balloon over the lid of the bucket. If using an actual bucket than get creative with a straw.
  6. When you notice the balloon is full of CO2 than take the balloon off, let the gas out, and put the balloon back on.
  7. Wait six weeks.
  8. The top layer is going to be unappetizing. Use a large spoon or something to scoop it up and throw that out.
--- Warning --- Maybe bacteria was growing in that bucket instead of yeast. Use good judgement on what you put into your body.

Bam. You have five gallons of hobo wine. Mix with coca-cola if it tastes too raw for you. You won't go blind, but if you were drinking bacteria instead of yeast you might get sick.

The frozen berries are optional, but you should use something for flavor even if it's just rice or some bread. I've started with this system and upgraded over the years as I found cheap/free parts. I'm now outputting legit good homebrew beer at a rate of three kegs/month.
Edward Pittham - Mon, 14 Oct 2019 00:14:11 EST xyk0uGRy No.282898 Reply
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What you got against methanol? I hear native Americans loved it..

Beer and Grapefruit Juice

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- Sat, 21 Sep 2019 17:09:37 EST ayQ9BFcB No.282748
File: 1569100177123.jpg -(72478B / 70.78KB, 520x520) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Beer and Grapefruit Juice
It is like a brass monkey but better tasting and adds the needed bitterness that you would usually get from hops that is missing in malt liquor.

Grapefruit juice is also an inhibitor of cytochrome p450. This is the enzyme that is responsible for metabolizing many drugs, including ethanol.

Consuming a cytochrome p450 inhibitor results in higher blood plasma concentrations of ethanol. This is why you often see on the back of medications to not take with grapefruit juice.

You are welcome.
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Rebecca Chobberway - Thu, 10 Oct 2019 17:32:49 EST PaDP+LlP No.282881 Reply
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Stolichnaya though. Gonna have to try this some time
Betsy Crurringbanks - Sat, 12 Oct 2019 00:44:42 EST 3JzoWIHj No.282892 Reply
hell yeah stoli is bottom shelf price for top shelf quality

Queries if bottles are worth it or no I guess

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- Thu, 10 Oct 2019 12:14:42 EST 9QBBnhFL No.282880
File: 1570724082634.jpg -(60364B / 58.95KB, 600x1200) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Queries if bottles are worth it or no I guess
Thinking of trying something new, browsing around online, found this scotch King Robert II that's pretty inexpensive, can't find that many reviews online.
Anybody drunk it and have an opinion on it?Good enough for sipping?
Sidney Gerringman - Thu, 10 Oct 2019 23:49:09 EST xUh8QHqM No.282883 Reply
If the price is right then what are ya waiting for?

I'm hesitant to buy any scotch under 43% abv but I mean, it's fine. I just feel like that little bit more makes a big difference, but there's plenty of good stuff at 40%

Have you ever had scotch? Apparently this one is at least a little bit smoky. You might not like it

Some blended scotches are good. I say get it if the price is that good. The smokiness might put you off, or you might love it - I'm the weirdo that loved talisker at first sip while most people kinda work their way up to it
Ernest Nillerhire - Fri, 11 Oct 2019 00:23:20 EST 3JzoWIHj No.282884 Reply
This. It's all about your personal taste, and what you can afford. I like just about everything. When I get something a bit special, I appreciate it, as long as I'm not brok enext week.

I've never had that brand, though. Shit, I've barely had any scotches. Mostly just murican whiskeys - bourbons, ryes, etc. It's all delicious
Basil Wennerforth - Fri, 11 Oct 2019 07:49:33 EST 9QBBnhFL No.282887 Reply
Talisker was actually the first whisky I liked, had only tried some cheap one and Jack Daniels (felt kinda like to whisky as what Captain Morgan feels to rum) before, kinda figured I didn't even like whisky.
And yeah I guess I could just get it and try, would just be nice with some firsthand source of how it is. Sucks to pick up a bad bottle, esp. when my budget isn't that great.

After work drinking

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- Mon, 30 Sep 2019 06:34:17 EST b78tHoIR No.282811
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When I come there's nothing better than that first thirst quenching gulp of one my favourite beers after a hard day of physical labour, bullshit social interactions (aka customer service and dealing with corporate and bureaucratic policies and procedures. Mhmm fuck yeah....that's niiiiiice.

Oh yes, so the question is what's your favourite drink after knock off?
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Ian Buzzfield - Sat, 05 Oct 2019 22:03:35 EST PaDP+LlP No.282843 Reply
What the hell is wrong with you OP beer does not quench thirst at all in the slightest way Bill Cosby like dubteefug m8 r u on aboot I don't think u kno it be like it is.

Visibly drunk

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- Mon, 16 Sep 2019 13:37:41 EST VIr0a69B No.282696
File: 1568655461713.jpg -(142680B / 139.34KB, 450x280) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Visibly drunk
I can handle booze somewhat. Problem is, I have trouble hiding how drunk I am. I get hiccups, my breath smells like alcohol even with very little booze. Things like that. How do you seasoned alcoholic deal with this ?
For the record the way I drink is all over the place, I'll drink heavily one month and not drink abything at all next week.
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Samuel Gallershit - Tue, 24 Sep 2019 20:54:16 EST HDls3Nuk No.282775 Reply
>All of that stuff that makes your breath smell like alcohol is in your stomach.
Nah, dude. It's literally in your lungs. alcohol breath comes from the lungs. When you get past a level of drunk, then a very small amount of alcohol actually leaves your blood via the lungs. That's how breathalyzers work.

You can take a shots of whiskey, then wash it down with a soda. Your breath will smell fine, until your BAC goes up. Then, there's not much to be done about smell.

I just make sure not to breathe in someone's direction and keep distance. I rarely actually hide it, though. If someone suspects you're drinking, then you've already lost, and there's no point in hiding. If you're not suspected of drinking, then as long as they don't see you drinking, they won't suspect a thing.
Charles Sebberpedge - Wed, 25 Sep 2019 15:02:44 EST csKoabWU No.282781 Reply
If ya say so man. I encourage people to try it out for themselves. Works miracles. Though I do mostly use it in situations where I've had a 24oz 8% beer, or a few shots. I haven't tried to use it when wasted or after drinking a fuckton.
Augustus Goodville - Wed, 02 Oct 2019 16:47:30 EST SmwlzDzl No.282828 Reply
You need to develop a super liver. The super liver can process enormous amounts of booze and allow you to appear sober even after having a box of wine for breakfast.

Wernicke-Korsakoff Syndrome

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- Sat, 07 Sep 2019 18:32:53 EST DeXHkgaD No.282596
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How do you plan to not end up a wet brain in your later years? This scares me because I can see myself getting there.

There is no light at the end of the tunnel /hooch/
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Hedda Nipperhotch - Sun, 29 Sep 2019 21:30:59 EST vcVEYNVx No.282807 Reply
Exactly. Shit, the cigarette industry was built on this shit
Augustus Goodville - Wed, 02 Oct 2019 16:25:40 EST SmwlzDzl No.282826 Reply
I don't plan to live that long

Homemade Hooch

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- Mon, 30 Sep 2019 17:29:32 EST Gdq4z8Rz No.282814
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I'm making my own hooch (pic related). I used 1 liter of fruit juice + 10% sugar + bread yeast, and what you see is what I've got after one week. It's probably bad, but it's my very first bottle. What's that white stuff on the bottom? Yeast residue? Do you think it's safe to try some, like a teaspoon or something?
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Charles Dangerfoot - Tue, 01 Oct 2019 03:56:13 EST jBXZMXuB No.282822 Reply
> half the yeast
I used 250 mg, that's too much then?

>4x the juice
So should I use about 30 mg/liter next time?
Cyril Brookdock - Tue, 01 Oct 2019 09:07:55 EST OAhfcNnn No.282823 Reply
Actually, the original amount of yeast was ok. I thought you just dumped a packet in there.
Phyllis Bribberbon - Wed, 02 Oct 2019 14:14:55 EST /Q42G/DR No.282825 Reply
It will fuck with your stomach drinking that much active yeast.

I used to make similar to this stuff when I was around 14.

I put alot of sugar, or honey with water in a thoroughly cleaned 5L plastic jug, with bakers yeast. Can't remember the ratio of sugar to water to yeast.

Don't use fruit juice unless it's organic, since they often contain preservatives, nevertheless it probably won't taste good anyway. Sugar and water will work best.

Yeast amount doesn't really matter since it will continue to grow until the alcohol content is at a point where the yeast cannot survive, when it does it will sink to the bottom. The amount of yeast probably only changes the amount of time for it to ferment. The less yeast the better.

Then I would let it sit for like three weeks, atleast until all yeast would've dropped to the bottom, leaving a clear wine/whatever that was drinkable, to then siphon the clear liquid into bottles with a small plastic tube.

No matter how you do it, it will still taste very much yeasty, and not pleasant, but you will get drunk, if you made it right and avoided contaminants. However from what I gather, bakers yeast is alot more resiliant than wine or beer yeast.


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- Wed, 25 Sep 2019 08:56:29 EST ijWBXTd8 No.282779
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Phoebe Bunfuck - Wed, 25 Sep 2019 22:12:46 EST AGbKKD5M No.282782 Reply
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Jack Gullyhidging - Wed, 25 Sep 2019 23:47:06 EST Ktx5U+KL No.282784 Reply
op died by the sauce
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!Ub4TCdRjOM - Thu, 19 Sep 2019 14:56:29 EST cpV3vu3B No.282739
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