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- Sun, 20 Dec 2020 03:28:02 EST ZwPxVSYK No.285513
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So here it is, there is a point between drunk and,

So Dan was asked to not piss on the wall, and go to the, I exclaimed that, whatever.
The bathroom had many places to hit his head or rescue him. So pissing on the wall next to the carpeted floor was acceptable. Bu not desirable.

As the story does, we listened to tones on tail, janes, etc, associate sat on the sink, it broke and water everywhere. Late by far on rent had to communicate.

It was fixed though. Suck.
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Priscilla Tootbury - Sun, 20 Dec 2020 03:32:52 EST ZwPxVSYK No.285514 Reply
>>285513
That sounded odd. Dan was very drunk, he started to piss on the wall. We said go to the bathroom, but it was an old apartment. Where cast iron pipes and cast iron bathtub was there, where a mistep would be bloody. So we let him piss on the wall.
I sure as fk wasn't going to try to keep him steady to help him pis, neither was anybody else.
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Priscilla Tootbury - Sun, 20 Dec 2020 03:36:28 EST ZwPxVSYK No.285515 Reply
Too drunk to fuck, I had a girlfriend who said, when we had sex, you could be fucking anybody, in my head I agreed.

evolution

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- Mon, 26 Oct 2020 23:16:13 EST 7UbVV9XM No.285151
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none of you alcoholics are gonna have the answer to this. i know that cuz im and alcohjolic. but alcohol doesn't really make sense. basically everything that exists can get drunk. like nothing has a resistance to alcohol. fruit flies can get drunk. they also get killed by nicotine, but because we're very evolved beings tobacco just gives us a really shitty buzz. but getting drunk is like evolutionary conserved-- everything from us fruit flies to us has a susceptibility to alcohol. heres a video of animals getting drunk if you actually read this far you degenerate drunks; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eEbsCNOSK4
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George Greenworth - Mon, 02 Nov 2020 09:35:44 EST XHMtSvmv No.285173 Reply
>>285151
All the drugs we derive from plants were just them trying to kill bugs that were eating them.
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Angus Crenderham - Sat, 19 Dec 2020 01:06:30 EST ByBjqLNi No.285503 Reply
>>285151
>but because we're very evolved beings
We ain't shit. Evolution has no direction or purpose so saying we are 'very evolved' makes absolutely no sense. We are dirty animals all the same we just masquerade in our concrete dens and get addicted to easy dopamine fixes like video games and alcohol but think we have something special about us compares to other animals.
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Hannah Cudgehood - Sat, 19 Dec 2020 08:49:46 EST FF4+2o6o No.285506 Reply
>>285151
Sorry but Evolution is a fairy tale for grown ups who cant handle the truth found in the bible, starting in Genesis 1, In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth..

Cocktails

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- Fri, 27 Nov 2020 17:11:59 EST E9zVoXDl No.285349
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Anybody make their own cocktails at home? Tell us some of your favorite drinks and recipes + what kind of booze you're using
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Albert Chisslehock - Wed, 16 Dec 2020 04:32:40 EST daKGX9k5 No.285485 Reply
>>285478
Why not coke zero bro?
User is currently banned from all boards
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Clara Bundock - Wed, 16 Dec 2020 13:33:04 EST Sdxl078D No.285487 Reply
>>285478
booys booys booooys, that light stuff has a chemical sweetener in it that has been linked to all kinds of health problems, just drink it with the natural sugar.. it tastes better too
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Fanny Dottingbanks - Wed, 16 Dec 2020 21:42:33 EST Px9tXPVT No.285490 Reply
>>285349

I fuckin' love making cocktails at home, I usually make at least one a day.

One of my guilty pleasures is a little riff on the classic cosmo...

2oz vodka (Finlandia is my go-to, but if I'm feeling fancy and decadent I'll go for Grey Goose instead)
1oz cranberry juice
1/2oz orange liqueur of your choice (I generally opt for Cointreau)
1/2oz lime juice (freshly squeezed, always)
1/2oz blanc vermouth (Current favorite is Dolin Blanc)
A few dashes Peychaud's bitters

Shake with ice until very well chilled, double-strain into your glass, lemon twist to garnish.

One of my favorites that I've been making a LOT of lately is as follows...

1/2oz Wray & Nephew White Overproof rum
2oz Sailor Jerry spiced rum (some may consider this trashy, but it actually does add quite a lot to the cocktail and is valuable as a mixing rum, but feel free to experiment with your favorite medium-bodied rum)
2oz pineapple juice
1/2oz lime juice (fresh squeezed, of course)
1/4-1/2oz orgeat syrup (depending on how sweet you like it)

Stir with ice, serve with a lime wedge as a garnish to anchor in a cocktail umbrella.

This is my current favorite martini recipe...

1oz Bombay Sapphire
1oz of a nice botanical gin (I love Forager gin, however I believe this might be a regional product, so if you can't find it, then something like Uncle Val's or Farmer's will be plenty suitable)
1oz blanc vermouth (again, I've been using Dolin Blanc a lot)
A few dashes of orange bitters

Stir with ice until thoroughly chilled, strain into glass and serve with a lemon twist to garnish. You could feasibly shake it as well, however in that case, double-strain to prevent unsightly shards of ice from polluting its otherwise pristine surface. Shaking is generally less preferable because it introduces bubbles into the drink, giving it a clouded appearance rather than a nice crystal-clear presentation.

Okay one more... One of my favorites, the classic daiquiri.

2oz Flor de Cana Extra Seco rum
1oz fresh lime juice
1/2oz simple syrup

Shake until thoroughly chilled and serve in a glass. Simple but just absolutley lovely. Garnish with an orange peel if you'd like--not necessary, but really adds something.

Hangxiety

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- Sun, 27 Sep 2020 13:20:22 EST pf3Iupuk No.284995
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Anyone else get gnarly anxiety the day after hitting it hard? Even if things go seemingly well, I wake up overanalyzing every little thing I did or said and feel so stupid about it. It makes me just want to drink alone instead.
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Edwin Blytheford - Wed, 16 Dec 2020 02:36:33 EST +zGv5gnb No.285482 Reply
Regretting your mistakes is common
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Jack Dronderlat - Wed, 16 Dec 2020 02:53:16 EST TI1Jv4Ml No.285483 Reply
>>285482
egretting your achievements is rare tho

>>285480
tfw born with autoimmune disease & develop panic disorder
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Sidney Heggleketch - Wed, 16 Dec 2020 04:21:27 EST SQwS3L7E No.285484 Reply
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drinking impairs your body's ability to calm itself. acknowledge this, remember time is best medicine, and don't dwell on things for a few days after drinking. actually you shouldn't dwell on things overall.

healthy fats like olive oil improve your mood greatly. also a few boiled eggs is very good for hangover.

Vodka Soda

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- Tue, 24 Nov 2020 22:35:21 EST 3BDFf169 No.285323
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Holy shit why didn't you tell me about this before?!?
This is, like, a completely different drug compared to basically any other form of alcohol.
I'm feeling
-Stimulated
-Horny
-Aware
-Euphoric

And all of this just keeps going regardless of how many of them I chug.
What the fuck.
This is the elder god tier way of consuming alcohol.
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Polly Chemmerwell - Sat, 12 Dec 2020 12:17:38 EST zSF2cUPE No.285456 Reply
>>285452
I legitimately wish I could reach this level of euphoria with alcohol again. Only times that ever came close were times drinking in high school
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Martha Hunkinsodge - Sat, 12 Dec 2020 17:34:22 EST kP5oNeOs No.285458 Reply
>>285456
One of the few advantages of having been sheltered I guess hahaha.

>>285455
It does in small doses my guy.
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Jarvis Wezzleville - Sun, 13 Dec 2020 13:30:56 EST O8VrFc7A No.285460 Reply
>>285458
So you're saying Vodka acts as a stimulant similar to cocaine for you? Wtf kind of vodka are you drinking?

Why haven't you taken the Hamm's pill

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- Sat, 05 Dec 2020 04:06:33 EST i2gnZ8up No.285387
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>Comes directly to you from The Land of Sky Blue Waters
>The cheapest beer you could ever find
>Still Refreshing
>Still has taste
>Can be found for 4 dollars a six pack or about 15 for a 30 rack
>It's America's classic premium beer
If you're in the area and you see Hamm's, pick that shit up. You won't be disappointed with The Beer Refreshing, it''s the best 4 dollars you've ever spent
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Hugh Blackham - Sun, 06 Dec 2020 15:51:20 EST zSF2cUPE No.285407 Reply
Back in college my friends would actually make fun of me for getting Hamm's, but when you can get a 30 rack for ~$13 you aren't complaining. Hamm's Lite is probably the least flavor you can get into a twelve ounce can; the regular kind is serviceable, but if you're drinking to get drunk get ready to piss yourself before you get a half decent buzz on
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Samuel Drinningdock - Wed, 09 Dec 2020 10:12:13 EST LTZiJL41 No.285427 Reply
>>285407
A 30 rack of Hammm's is great because you and a friend can kill it, and feel accomplished
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Rebecca Gingershit - Wed, 09 Dec 2020 23:48:26 EST +cQaTQaK No.285428 Reply
>>285387
Used to buy it all the time up until last year it's my favorite cheap beer 11.99 for 30. I'll probably pick some up over the weekend. Schiltz is also another good retro beer but it's harder to find

Hangover Anxiety

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- Sun, 06 Dec 2020 04:51:39 EST yXuB6nYm No.285398
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How do you get rid of this feeling? I think it stems from guilt of drinking so much and anxiety about any health consequences from daily binge drinking. Would be convenient to stop feeling this way after I wake up. Thanks.
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Clara Clabbleville - Tue, 08 Dec 2020 18:24:43 EST wcqq1W4a No.285425 Reply
>>285398

Bro. I'm obviously no expert but I'm pretty sure this is like textbook definition of alcoholism. If your anxiety stems from your fear of health consequences related to drinking, maybe you should cut back a bit my friend. This is the coal calling the kettle black, but it is what it is. Alcohol only alleviates your anxiety temporarily, the rebound anxiety is usually much worse.

I'd say the only real solution is to wake up and continue drinking. That's what I do when I've feeling that way, it never fails to settle the ol nerves.
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Eugene Hobberfuck - Wed, 09 Dec 2020 01:54:09 EST LQmhcWyk No.285426 Reply
>>285398
Simply withdrawal, your mind body does go through a lot with heavy drinking.
Especially binge drinking for days, night. It can be dangerous, you are surely
on the edge of DTs, which could show up at worst with seizures at basically
show up at any time. At the least drink plenty of water. Water is important,
Better would be have foods with a lot of water in them with water,
fruits breakfast cereal. Take a B-12 complex vitamin and a
multi-vitamin daily. Lighten up on the alcohol intake.

It's not really worth it if one feels this bad after brinking. It can only
get worse. Or, maybe not. Do not let yourself become dehydrated.
Lighten up on alcohol, if you drink hard liquor, mix it with low
sugar content mixers. 1 drink, 3/4 of mixer. If you smoke cigs,
limit those down a lot.

In all the guilty feeling and all is withdrawing from alcohol.

Ouch

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- Mon, 19 Oct 2020 06:01:43 EST taYNWUpt No.285109
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Well guys it took five years of hard drinking but I finally started to get abdominal pain from binge drinking. Pretty sure my livers pissed off at me. How long did it take you fucks to get this this?
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Phineas Gibblenon - Fri, 27 Nov 2020 04:05:54 EST LQmhcWyk No.285347 Reply
>>285109
Never really had an issue with stomach pains. Your pancreas can take a hit pretty
hard. Maybe long before your liver That could be the issue just as well. Pancreatitis.

Get basic blood work done. if your lipase level is high, time to cut drinking mostly in half or all together for a while. Who was that Patric Swazee; died from pancreatic cancer.

if you have pain from your left front, or front and your back aches, hurts, your pancreas likely is inflamed.

Took many years before my liver showed any signs of distress with blood work done pretty often.

Exercise, and eat fairly healthy food. Even if you feel nauseous. B-12 complex vitamin is a good
idea as well. Or definitely take it, especially if you binge drink. There are syndromes that can appear
without taking B-12 when you stop drinking. Exercise, go for a walk every day/night. That should help with abdominal pain.
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PL BR - Tue, 01 Dec 2020 16:01:15 EST avoVbpuq No.285371 Reply
>>285109
Hey, took 10y of drinking for me - from 17yo, when i stopped doing drugs until today with 29yo - last 2y being pretty fucking heavy drink, with 1 bottle and ~5 beers daily....it's a 'dry' pain right on the bottom of my chest. I will stop drinking in 2021 man, finally start real life at my 30's. Wish you get better my friend.
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Nicholas Bullerhood - Thu, 03 Dec 2020 21:29:30 EST RTIDV4WJ No.285380 Reply
It could be inflammation from the booze. I suggest taking a turmeric supplement (that also has pepper in it which is needed for absorption). They really do help me. I also suggest a probiotic if possible to build up your stomach flora. Also, obviously, try to reduce your drinking. If possible keep it to certain days. You'll save money, have less stomach pain, and you'll have lower tolerance.

Cocktail bars

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- Fri, 13 Nov 2020 19:13:21 EST sU7IWie6 No.285243
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Holy shit. I've found my new favorite place.
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Isabella Carrystone - Wed, 18 Nov 2020 17:49:20 EST 4H/9l7bZ No.285279 Reply
>>285243

i like how they compartmentalized the cocktails. and the prices are below average for my area too. what state?
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John Dripperworth - Wed, 18 Nov 2020 23:13:34 EST D1zZKrll No.285281 Reply
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>>285243
There was a really great cocktail bar near where i used to live, pricey but went there on a few dates/special occasions and it had some of the best mixed drinks i've ever had in my life, beautiful ambiance too.

reset tolerance

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- Fri, 30 Oct 2020 20:05:56 EST mt4WotKZ No.285158
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so ive been drinking basically every night for 4 years now and alcohol is pretty shitty now since my tolerance is so damn i high i can barely get a buzz. how long do i have to stop drinking for so i can get back to getting fucked up without having to down atleast 12 beers?
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Shit Hillerstone - Sun, 29 Nov 2020 02:38:03 EST BkgNxfzL No.285359 Reply
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is my tolerance bad, i drink this much in one night usually. i just drink it out the bottle.
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Hannah Pongerstock - Sun, 29 Nov 2020 15:27:27 EST ezmN6a16 No.285363 Reply
>>285359
Good news and bad
Good news Drink Moar
Bad news yes your tolerance is probably going to shit.
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Simon Sirringtod - Sun, 29 Nov 2020 21:12:12 EST 4H/9l7bZ No.285365 Reply
>>285359

im on about the same level but with tequila, which is only 80 proof, and i know my shit's bad, so yours prob is too. how long you been on that much?

Shitty alcoholic

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- Wed, 21 Oct 2020 13:03:15 EST QCRAZz4s No.285122
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>try to drink oneselfs to death
>wake up alive again
Anyone else a shitty alcoholic?
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Ernest Grimridge - Sun, 22 Nov 2020 06:48:10 EST BAwuwBQt No.285311 Reply
>>285289
Only had one close call with alcohol. I think my genes make me resistant to it or some shit because most nights I drink enough to kill a normal person.
My ex didn't like when I drank jagermeister because I would turn into an asshole while drinking it. Anyway one night she was at her parents place for some reason I cant remember and I decided to drink jager because she wasn't around and I like the stuff. Ended up drinking way too much of it and woke up choking on vomit. Probably would be dead right now if I didn't wake up.
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James Brookworth - Wed, 25 Nov 2020 00:30:54 EST 9edJZaY6 No.285325 Reply
>>285123
>barbs

does OP look like an 1970s hollywood writer?


>>285122
if you're trying to KYS with booze your doing it wrong. try fent-heroin (but don't actually tho)
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Sidney Peffingwater - Thu, 26 Nov 2020 10:34:08 EST SnsN55ey No.285338 Reply
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>>285325
Seriously, not trying to break the rules but drinking oneself to death is such a painful, drawn out agonizing process that i can't see how a sincerely suicidal person wouldn't just take fent and literally just fall asleep and never wake up

box wine

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- Sun, 01 Nov 2020 10:59:12 EST wcqq1W4a No.285164
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anyone else drink this stuff? It got me absolutely twisted yesterday and I still have like 10 glasses for breakfast. What did /hooch/ drink for halloween?
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James Drosslestock - Tue, 17 Nov 2020 02:38:10 EST mniX72t3 No.285265 Reply
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NB cuz Imma basic bitch now.

Hurricane. Hurricane every day
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Isabella Carrystone - Wed, 18 Nov 2020 17:44:41 EST 4H/9l7bZ No.285278 Reply
>>285225

the king fag is none other than you for being so haughty

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