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- Tue, 17 Sep 2019 23:58:52 EST 69Bppvh/ No.282722
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I drank sat night and had about 5 & 1/3rds beers and I got tested Tuesday morning
My last drink was around 10ish on Saturday night and I haven't drank since then. I was sober for about two weeks prior to that.

If my math is correct when I got tested Tuesday at 8am that is about 60 hours or so.

Do you guys think I am fucked?
Nicholas Hemmerchone - Wed, 18 Sep 2019 02:31:18 EST 2c3OUWrt No.282724 Reply
I think you fucked up already by having to get tested for booze lol loser

Head tingling?

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- Sat, 14 Sep 2019 21:49:57 EST taYNWUpt No.282673
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So /hooch/, I stopped drinking for a week after binging a little too hard and last night I bought and went through half a bottle of Jaeger. But my head started tingling, like the top and the back of my scalp. Never had this happen before and it freaked me out enough to stop for that night. Anyone had this shit happen?

pic unrelated
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Edward Brisslenure - Sun, 15 Sep 2019 15:54:55 EST 4H/9l7bZ No.282682 Reply
musta been your nerves like "woah the firewater is back" and your scalp nerve was like "fuck yeah buddies here we go"
Jenny Cobblehood - Mon, 16 Sep 2019 17:43:03 EST DeXHkgaD No.282698 Reply

That picture is too real lol

But no op, that has never happen to me. On DXM my head gets tingly but not alcohol

ITT drinking music

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- Sat, 07 Sep 2019 23:53:10 EST 2y8o0URT No.282604
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Ennui - Tue, 10 Sep 2019 15:25:09 EST DeXHkgaD No.282634 Reply
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Man I triggered a lot of people with that post lol. I didn't say old music is bad, I like a lot of older music, I'm an old man myself. Recording quality is important to me though, so stuff that sounds like it was recorded with a piece of wood I really can't get into.

If you you enjoy it then I am fine with that.

Condolences Thread

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- Thu, 05 Sep 2019 14:43:58 EST 4H/9l7bZ No.282578
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Hey /hooch/,

This thread is for all booze related losses. After taking a few days off the hooch, yesterday I was planning to down a bottle of wine from the gas station because I'm classy like that. After making my purchase and parking at my residence, as I was walking I was switching some other things between hands to get my keys, and I fucking DROPPED the bottle and it smashed open. I've never dropped a bottle of booze before, and man was I disappointed. I have a sprained ankle too so I was limping on this whole journey. Had to smoke like 2 bowls to get the willpower to go get another. Wasn't even mad about the wasted money as much as the inconvenience and feeling like a fumbling idiot.
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Nigel Fanhall - Wed, 11 Sep 2019 16:52:02 EST xUh8QHqM No.282649 Reply
I dropped a bottle of buffalo trace yesterday and it didn't break
Edward Brerringgold - Wed, 11 Sep 2019 18:55:56 EST Ktx5U+KL No.282650 Reply
Imagine if he's fumbling the objects he's carrying he would probably drop both bottles and would have felt twice as shit about his mishap.

Booze Media / Info Link Tips Tread

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- Mon, 09 Sep 2019 22:09:45 EST 9QBBnhFL No.282626
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Just figured, share some good sources/media of learning to mix drinks or just info about beverages and such?
Got tipped off about How To Drink (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCioZY1p0bZ4Xt-yodw8_cBQ/videos ) on here, watched it a bit but don't like it as much anymore.
Found another channel, The Educated Barfly (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCu9ArHUJZadlhwt3Jt0tqgA/videos ) which I find a bit more clean and professional. Also when he shakes the drinks he really lets the devil out.

Bonus link, "This is the Last Dam Run of Likker I'll Ever Make",
moonshiner Sutton gets filmed as he makes and distills his last batch.
Super low key and comfy to watch, 1.5 hours long.
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Esther Chizzlefat - Wed, 11 Sep 2019 21:53:53 EST 9QBBnhFL No.282654 Reply
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Clipped out a webm of The Educated Barfly shaking a drink, just something about it that seems so violent and mechanical about it I haven't seen in other channels/presenters. Remember one where it was even more so but can't refind which vid it was.
Gave it a check, apparently he does. Maybe it was 2018 that was more crazed though, time passes too quickly. Think he pulled some antisemitic stunts about then, rants and threats(?). He seems calmer again now, but kinda looking for beef in some vids as well.
Charlotte Goodfuck - Wed, 11 Sep 2019 22:35:15 EST SXIaJHcN No.282655 Reply
He's just been living as a crazy homeless dude in denver the last few years. He makes all his money by cyber-panhandling. He keeps saying he's training for MMA fights. And he goes through a batshit cycle of "OK guys, I'm gonna be sober now. This is MY LAST SLAM EVER" Then he's back to drinkin a couple months later. His channels also used to constantly get deleted (probably because of the liquor slams?). I think he's gotten better about that. But he also has deleted a ton of his own embarrasing blackout vids.

I just checked his channel, and his latest video is him very drunk talking shit about LA beast. He'll probably delete it when he wakes up tomorrow and sees it.
Rebecca Puffingbet - Thu, 12 Sep 2019 03:31:14 EST K/yG8uCP No.282657 Reply
Did he poop his pants (not seeming embarrassed) in front of a convince store in denver? Or was that one of his followers, followers.

Fight the real losers.

Is there a worse beer?

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- Thu, 09 May 2019 23:34:21 EST ty2CniYM No.281508
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> I've been sober for the past 8 weeks
> When I was drinking I never minded the taste of beer
> milwaukees best, pbr, natty light, whatever was ok
> drank pic related today, absolutely horrible
> actively wanted to vomit
> didn't even get as drunk as I wanted to
> can anyone name a worse beer?

that's all thanks for reading.
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Phoebe Dartcocke - Mon, 09 Sep 2019 13:03:52 EST zSF2cUPE No.282618 Reply
This, if I'm drinking shitty malt beverage it's 8% or bust. Used to fuck with regular OE, Colt 45, Cobra, etc. but it's just not worth it anymore.

To contribute I had multiple horrendous times with Natty Ice back in college; haven't touched the shit since. Yeah, Steel Reserve and its HG ilk are bad, but you know what you're getting into when you drink that kind of stuff. Worst ostensibly "best" beer I've had is Rogue's Sriracha stout. Just vile
Isabella Cendleman - Mon, 09 Sep 2019 13:42:53 EST HwIx51gm No.282619 Reply
sierra nevada is considered a decent beer in my country. Here the only american beers you can find in supermarkets are budweiser (the classic white/red bottle, not "lite" "ice" or anything like that), kona and sierra nevada pale ale (the green can or bottle). Specialized beer shops have other american micro brews though, but cost a shitload of money because of expensive import I guess

Thoughts of a rambling Drunkard

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- Fri, 06 Sep 2019 11:04:22 EST d244+hOF No.282586
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I don't necessarily mind being an alcoholic, thought the rebound anxiety after a few days of binging gets to me. Other than that, the spent money is pretty negligible. I eat well, have a good relationship with my family and significant other, and I'm happy with my line of work. That leads me to wonder why I was lead to this life of alcoholism. Was it my upbringing? Genetics? Or am I dealing with something deep down.

I know I've always had anxiety. A deep, gnawing uneasiness about living and a constant concern for my physical health. Like I'm about to die any second. I do have a constant fixation on my heart that drives me mad. I'm pretty sure I explained the problem right here in this thread. If you have any thoughts, please feel free to express them. You are welcomed in open arms.

Have a beautiful day, my friends.
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Jarvis Finkinstodging - Fri, 06 Sep 2019 22:55:55 EST D6ACHYA4 No.282590 Reply
I've made hundreds of gallons of all types of booze. It gets old, and it gets hard to make when you're either working or drunk off your ass. it's just easier to buy it at a point.
Deputy Derper - Sat, 07 Sep 2019 00:26:50 EST d244+hOF No.282592 Reply
I mostly swich between making it and buying it. I know for sure it isnt a sustainable habit by any means, but I at least know what road I'm going down. I'm 24 years old though. This is absolutely not normal, right?
Deputy Derper - Sat, 07 Sep 2019 00:32:17 EST d244+hOF No.282593 Reply
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I really wanna kill myself though, but i don't have the balls to do it. Maybe suicidal thoughts are my biggest problem. I'll try to figure it out.

Anywho, back to drinking! Hopefully i don't wake up♡

We're does /hooch/ drink on the job

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- Tue, 16 Apr 2019 15:23:00 EST ygXbDT/8 No.281226
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Howdy /hooch/
Was wondering if any of you have a nice secretive place to drink on the job. My slave wage grocery store is right next to the woods which gives me a nice place to chug 2 beers on my 15 min breaks and 3 on lunches. Anyone else got a nice spot?
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Phineas Fuckinghall - Tue, 27 Aug 2019 22:57:32 EST Ktx5U+KL No.282505 Reply
I worked for fedex for a year loading trailers and there was this old man, at least over 60. He looked like an old hippy with long white hair and a white beard. He was always drinking some clear liquor from a water bottle trying to pass it as water. He only worked there a single week.
Dextrolord - Thu, 05 Sep 2019 20:24:59 EST IRNL8y6p No.282581 Reply
You forgot
>I do not consent to a search

This phrase got my friend out of some prison time cuz one of the cops was dumb/nice enough to put the fact that he said it in her report and they had to throw the whole case out cuz they searched him anyways

potentiating booze making a better drunk

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- Tue, 03 Sep 2019 18:32:11 EST zI3IcHAm No.282554
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I'm not talking about just mixing it with other drugs obviously that'll make shit feel better, but drugs/other chemicals that on their own aren't that exciting or even psychoactive at all that make alcohol feel better in some sense, more euphoric, cleaner, more relaxing, etc.

Right now I just did 37.5mg ephedrine and 120mg propranolol and just drank 3 shots and it's feeling like I did 7 shots but much cleaner and more euphoric

I'm thinking about taking more ephedrine tho because my pulse is a little low, I think I can't really feel it

also sometimes I take doxylamine and that makes me feel more fucked up in general, but I don't take that much no more than 75-125mg, I like how it makes me feel at that level but I HATE being delirious at all, and diphenhydramine is just dogshit for me, no sedation at all, just makes me feel bad

what else folks?
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Graham Pockbury - Wed, 04 Sep 2019 12:48:22 EST zr4tnNyK No.282565 Reply
booze, cannabis and caffeine is my standard combo, and works really well. each drug enhances the positive effects and cancels the negative effects of the others. low dose shrooms are also a good addition, if you don't mind the nausea
Martha Sizzlemudging - Wed, 04 Sep 2019 15:08:15 EST zI3IcHAm No.282566 Reply
yeah lol, I meant drugs that aren't very useful on their own, also I'm prescribed propranolol for migraines idk what you mean my moms medicine cabinet
Nathaniel Chillerchick - Thu, 05 Sep 2019 06:49:13 EST ZmMOOBMJ No.282574 Reply
drink a six pack and take about 100mg's of DPH for every beer

do I have an addiction

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- Wed, 14 Aug 2019 19:39:36 EST kTZ0xxS4 No.282389
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so every night I'll get like 7 bottles of whiskey, beer, and vodka and just drink all of it in one sitting and then I'll be drunk for a while then blackout is this alcoholism? am I an alcoholic
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I pooted - Wed, 28 Aug 2019 23:21:00 EST fDGhVw9p No.282514 Reply

yes. however you are on the binge side of alcoholism. Im in the same boat. We love to push our euphoria when we can relax.

Just make sure you dont day drink and never drink when you have responsibilities. Keep trying to find an alternative. your liver can only take so much.
Cornelius Girrylitch - Wed, 04 Sep 2019 19:51:28 EST RlrE/did No.282567 Reply
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He could mean those little shot bottles, that would actually make sense

Best job for drinker

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- Tue, 27 Aug 2019 01:21:41 EST Rjg/yO/U No.282496
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I just lost my job cause of booze, what job should I get that I can get drunk at
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Basil Cribberbanks - Tue, 03 Sep 2019 23:35:26 EST APgsu79i No.282562 Reply
>eventually despise the product you make
dude i did a few months in a stankass seafood shack and would go home reeking of lobster juices that i couldnt wash off. if youre working some fucking rotten fry kitchen like that youll come to associate the stink with dread for the rest of your life. every time you smell something even remotely similar youll get pissed off
James Randi - Wed, 04 Sep 2019 07:34:30 EST fTUWu+sX No.282564 Reply
Nah dude most kitchens clean or dirty, good or bad are like this.

Unless your big dick alpha cook who treats most people like shit you're not gonna get good pay and you're gonne stink, starve and be broke.

The only upside is you can spend all day totally fucked out of your head but as long as you can do your job most people don't care.

Stimulation while drunk

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- Fri, 16 Aug 2019 21:45:50 EST GEfPW+u8 No.282401
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Anyone get very energetic while drunk? I'm a naturally anxious and depressed person, and when I drink, I just want to do shit, and I have a lot of energy and motivation when I drink a lot. Is this normal?
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Caroline Fiffingdedge - Sat, 24 Aug 2019 05:52:27 EST avVxRgjX No.282465 Reply
Can feel tired and could go to sleep, but decide to have a drink and messes up my sleep and get up early opportunities to get things done I had planned.
Reuben Clengerneg - Sat, 24 Aug 2019 06:08:45 EST hqXPe/iv No.282467 Reply
I wouldn't say energetic but it does make me super relaxed not in a way of being tired but comfortable in my own skin. It also depends on my environment, if it's just me I simply shitpost and want to engage more, if I'm surrounded by friends then yeah I get into the mood and become more lively


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- Thu, 29 Aug 2019 12:41:16 EST y3iVkTbX No.282517
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Does homemade hooch with fruit come up in etg tests?

Asking for a friend
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John Somblesit - Thu, 29 Aug 2019 19:18:21 EST 6GBumJHS No.282526 Reply
Like pineapple and orange juice? Like prison hooch. Would that come up?
Alice Gaddlewodging - Fri, 30 Aug 2019 08:16:42 EST pyf9nQ/Y No.282533 Reply
>will alcohol show up on an alcohol test?

no fucking shit, you have to be a troll but your troll still succeeds in making me want to break your kneecaps nb
Jenny Snodhood - Tue, 03 Sep 2019 22:59:46 EST 9QBBnhFL No.282560 Reply
>will alcohol show up in alcohol tests
>asking for a friend

Troll savant or just very... "Special", of mind?

tolerances, habits, bibbing, bubbing

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- Tue, 27 Aug 2019 00:39:13 EST UUET0Y6X No.282495
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Do you drink daily or monthly? You abstaining or rampantly drunk? What do you drink, how do you drink it, why do you drink it? How long's your habit been with you? How's your health?

I generally try to drink daily, get significant cravings for booze if I go even a few days without. Need to take a break, smoke more good dope. Very inclined to all day drinking because of the nature of my profession, can easily pound down 24 8% cans or like 1.5 fifths a day if I'm enjoying myself. Generally 1/3rd of that when working.

I drive drunk :) worst I ever did was misjudge how badly a city had cleared ice from an offramp, tokyo drifted my shit right past a massive highway lightpole at 60mph and down a 70ft snowy slope. Slid to a fucking halt at the bottom (did not spill my rum and coke.)

Finished the rum and coke, made sure no pigs were coming to "aid" me, shoveled almost 200ft of snow from 200ft of snow covered grass to make it up the incline and back onto the offramp. This was after work.

Been an alcoholic for like 6 years now, spent almost 300k in today's prices bitcoin on all kinds of booze. Biggest mistake of my life! Lol shoulda mined crypto in 2010 bitch ahahah.

I'm thirsty all the time when I'm hungover, which is usually all the time. At least I only drink water to refresh my shit. Hangovers are shit, only withdrawal symptoms I've had so far are light DTs.
Graham Gollerchug - Wed, 28 Aug 2019 22:35:13 EST q5dps35Z No.282513 Reply
>worst I ever did was misjudge how badly a city had cleared ice from an offramp, tokyo drifted my shit right past a massive highway lightpole at 60mph and down a 70ft snowy slope. Slid to a fucking halt at the bottom (did not spill my rum and coke.)

Holy shit dude. This is why we have drunk driving laws.

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