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- Sun, 26 May 2019 00:42:12 EST AGbKKD5M No.281675
File: 1558845732959.jpg -(89853B / 87.75KB, 512x640) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Hey man...
You're drunk! You gotta calm down. I told you- no I TOLD YOU you're drunk you need to relax. Come on buddy you're just drunk.

How do you guys react when you're drunk and someone tries to explain it to you as if you weren't drunk? Lmao.
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Edward Parrybetch - Tue, 28 May 2019 15:47:23 EST yhuiraWZ No.281689 Reply
i never get angry when drunk or sad, just completely non-functional or happy
Thomas Buzzman - Sun, 02 Jun 2019 01:02:32 EST 42i4PK0+ No.281709 Reply
You find out where their parents live and fuck there mom duh
Shitting Savingfeck - Thu, 19 Dec 2019 21:52:32 EST TGI913aD No.283378 Reply
I laugh at them and smoke them out til theyre spun and throwing up

Holiday Drink Thread

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- Sun, 15 Dec 2019 10:49:08 EST zSF2cUPE No.283355
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Thought this board could use a holiday drink thread. Anyone have any favorite favorites from this time of year? I always mix up some bourbon-eggnogs
Clara Derrymirk - Mon, 16 Dec 2019 19:51:41 EST I+jcHDs5 No.283359 Reply
I had some white Schooln many a christmas ago, the version I had was milk, sugar and vodka and I was feeling mighty good.
James Wattingmot - Mon, 16 Dec 2019 21:20:06 EST HjboZ9BR No.283361 Reply
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Glögg is good stuff, which I only discovered last christmas actually. Always thought the kids-friendly version (made with berry-juice instead of wine) was sickly growing up so never considered the real thing could be anything else.
Shitting Savingfeck - Thu, 19 Dec 2019 21:50:47 EST TGI913aD No.283377 Reply
Sam Adams Winter Lager
Also i think a Guinness is welcome
But my family gives out Macallan once a year as gifts so thats my favorite

Success with alcohol

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- Fri, 08 Nov 2019 22:33:05 EST CJOsPCMN No.283105
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What's up, broad question here for everyone

What situations does getting drunk make you more successful?
which situations does getting drunk make you not successful?
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John Duckleway - Fri, 13 Dec 2019 11:21:19 EST GLqYc3/g No.283336 Reply
its funny because for my job i am a poker player. And i normally say its bad for being able to perform at a persons highest possible level, its surprisingly makes me play better (and alot of other pros) if i just only "open the window" 1 to 3 beer feeling max. I notice performance anxiety is leveled at a really clear point. But when you go through the window and get obliterated say goodbye to your money.
Henry Bubblewater - Sat, 14 Dec 2019 11:00:18 EST TIAlaMHU No.283343 Reply
I've never had first time sex with a girl while sober. All times I've had sex with a girl that I can remember have been a success.
Archie Buvingshit - Thu, 19 Dec 2019 02:48:40 EST 45C9Fa6e No.283372 Reply
>What situations does getting drunk make you more successful?
I'm not sure that i ever go to work "drunk" but i definitely feel more friendly and personable with my coworkers when i have gotten drunk the night before.
>which situations does getting drunk make you not successful?
Ride a pushbike and last time i did so drunk i stacked it. Not sure that you can chip a shin and not be feeling it but i do feel a hard lump on the edge of my shinbone that doesn't seem to be going away.


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- Sat, 14 Dec 2019 04:05:16 EST D4FTyl/F No.283341
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Hey /hooch/. Been years (like a decade plus) since I've been on 420 chan. However, y'all seem like the most able to answer a question I have:

Why drink scotch? What's so good about it? It has a cultural cachet for sure, a reverance if you will. But it tastes like shit compared to more modern stuff like bourbon.

I have my own ideas about the answer, but first I'm interested in what you lot think.
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Phineas Deddlesun - Wed, 18 Dec 2019 10:05:03 EST Jd1XV2lq No.283365 Reply
In regards to the taste, theres simply more room for variation than in other whiskies. Its like why wine and beer have such followings as opposed to the likes of cider, because theres so many avenues. I love bourbons and ryes but you could spend your life drinking nothing but scotch and never be bored.

Not a scotch nerd but drinking old Pulteney atm which is a bit rough and ready. Tried Glenmorangie a while ago but jeesus it was very sweet.
Ebenezer Deggleforth - Wed, 18 Dec 2019 12:51:40 EST xB4VkMgn No.283366 Reply
> American whiskey gets dark faster because of the hotter temperature.
I think the different oak species is also to blame. That's why bourbon has more of a vanila-y flavour.

>Some people are really into the peated stuff.
I've rarely had scotch (and 90% of it was J&B), but damn I love the peaty stuff. It's so smokey and tasty.
Jack Billychad - Thu, 19 Dec 2019 00:26:29 EST WZHxtbYF No.283369 Reply

All whisky is charcoal filtered then a dying agent is added to give it back its color.

This is to avoid a louche effect, which americans did not like seeing when adding ice to their whisky

''Drunk drunk''

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- Wed, 20 Nov 2019 15:44:28 EST eSwao+QZ No.283190
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Anybody else feel like they can never get properly drunk anymore? I mean crazy drunk, ''drunk drunk'', truly fucked up. Every time I get anywhere close, I just feel nauseous and don't feel like having any more. It's a curse and a blessing.
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Hugh Chellerstork - Sun, 24 Nov 2019 11:03:23 EST pYuVTxhE No.283213 Reply
Im the same as op but I don't mind. Btw I can still write shit I regret in chats and social media and that's bad enough.
Thomas Wollerdale - Sat, 30 Nov 2019 22:26:44 EST TeqZwT3U No.283264 Reply
I read that performing in different situations while drinking is a learned skill and so you feel less drunk in a scenario that you're very used to getting drunk in as opposed to getting drunk in new and exciting places.
Aka I can drink like no ones business at home alone but get me in a bar and I feel pretty fucked with half the amount of liquor.
Henry Bubblewater - Sat, 14 Dec 2019 11:19:01 EST TIAlaMHU No.283349 Reply
I feel like every time I get truly drunk I just forget everything. I wish I didn't but that's how it is.

What's the worst tasting Vodka on the market?

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- Thu, 17 Oct 2019 19:03:33 EST +ybjfyv+ No.282914
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Hannah Clodgehood - Thu, 28 Nov 2019 03:10:52 EST Qd1Rx8SY No.283242 Reply
Sobieski is actually quite tasty. Like a good beer would be.
Cyril Fungerdag - Thu, 28 Nov 2019 09:49:48 EST PaDP+LlP No.283243 Reply

Anyone that doesn't drink their liquor straight is a lil' B IT CH. You can take that to the bank, nigga. I slurp that shit straight outta the bottle. Turkey baster up the ass. Inject that shit into my eyeballs nigga
Henry Bubblewater - Sat, 14 Dec 2019 11:16:34 EST TIAlaMHU No.283348 Reply
I'm a bourbon drinker but I've noticed this board really likes vodka. This one time I drank everclear and it fucked with my head how easy I was able to drink it.

if you are struggling

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- Tue, 26 Nov 2019 17:26:37 EST ThtpAPpg No.283230
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there is alot of talk of Kratom for opiate withdrawal. I just want to let anyone who is actively trying to stop drinking that kratom works as well with alc withdrawal, anxiety and honestly takes care of alot of anxiety that caused me to drink in the first place. Good alternative, ill follow post if anyone needs help navigating and doesnt know where to start on this board.

OP has been shitposting on here and detox for weeks looking for help and this has helped me quite alot. so take care to look into if you are at a breaking point or just ready to stop.
Its probably the closet to sober alot of us will get
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Martha Mindlelet - Sun, 01 Dec 2019 11:15:42 EST KgEJ5bfL No.283266 Reply
Yeah there's a huge drug and homelessness crisis here so they have a special clinic just for addiction. It's helped me a lot with stimulant abuse, cause they give me lisdexamfetamine so I can basically get stimmed at a safe level.
Archie Gemmerbury - Sun, 01 Dec 2019 23:03:54 EST ayQ9BFcB No.283272 Reply
Researchers are only recently discovering the importance that mu-opioids play in our biological feelings of well-being and continued social connectedness. Receptor agonists like Naltrexone reduce alcohol cravings through a yet unknown mechanism, however they also appear to diminish feelings of social satisfaction and connection to others. Naltrexone as a self-administered drug has low ratings of compliance, theoretically this may be due to a hindrance in the social aspect of recovery felt by a patient inhibited by the medication.

My theory is that during addiction, there is significant breakdown of social connections, or that there were none to begin because of formative issues in establishing relations, and that these lost connections or the impairment in the ability to form them can be ameliorated by continual, or the addition of, opioid medications and supplementation and even aids in the recovery of social function and well-being symptomatic of the addiction brain.
Oliver Seshham - Fri, 06 Dec 2019 13:57:22 EST Cftykktm No.283302 Reply
>Receptor agonists like Naltrexone reduce alcohol cravings through a yet unknown mechanism
Not entirely true, you can watch the following around the 50 min mark about repeated exposure to alcohol creating new neural pathways to create an analogue of a mu-opiod agonist.
Interesting thread, explains why I only have about a beer on kratom and doing more opiates makes me feel funky until its worn off.

Anybody else paused drinking for (seemingly) no reason?

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- Mon, 18 Nov 2019 11:19:37 EST GjPnnGNN No.283174
File: 1574093977508.jpg -(35755B / 34.92KB, 750x698) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Anybody else paused drinking for (seemingly) no reason?

I've been sober for almost 3 months now. Not sure why, I don't have and never had an alcohol problem. Not much is different, except maybe my wallet is bigger and there are no hangovers. But honestly, besides that, why not drink, man.
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Phoebe Bellyperk - Wed, 20 Nov 2019 12:02:45 EST e6Op5u/d No.283187 Reply
>don't drink like a Porsche

It happens anytime I drink, even just 2 beers makes me feel nauseated
John Dondershit - Fri, 22 Nov 2019 18:24:03 EST TIAlaMHU No.283202 Reply
>I've been sober for almost 3 months now. Not sure why, I don't have and never had an alcohol problem. Not much is different, except maybe my wallet is bigger and there are no hangovers. But honestly, besides that, why not drink, man.

You fucking asshole.

Drunk hitchhiker ASK ME ANYTHING

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- Tue, 05 Nov 2019 17:31:22 EST /MPd0cSp No.283078
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Not sure if I've bitched here yet or not.
None the less. Homeless, alcoholic, crazy, hitchhiker from **********.
Took eight fucken states to get here.
Fuck, I want another beer...
One hour boys.
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Esther Chendletid - Sun, 17 Nov 2019 20:33:07 EST /MPd0cSp No.283168 Reply
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Texas and Toas, New Mexico is BOMB. But don't tell anybody...
A few guy really fucked with me but eh. Life's nuts.
You seem creepy.
There are shelters and food in every major city.
Just plan. You know?
-30 minutes.
Archie Smallstock - Wed, 20 Nov 2019 03:23:03 EST BBF/nF57 No.283185 Reply
I used to hang out with the hobos who would ride the rails I guess. For no reason but to see the bigger picture of things. We lived close enough to the rail yards and it was pretty cool. Poople would explain that you had to know what was what, street wise and traveling. They knew which trains were going where. When to jump to change direction. Otherwise, having a place to live always was closer to the streets in know how. Would hang around pretty sketchy places. This lady cop explained that people dump bodies here. We said, yes, never seen it but
no doubt it happens off and on. These two guy cops were or semed really pissed that we were parked next to the old rail yard, like we were disrupting something that was concerning to them.
Barnaby Bublingluck - Wed, 20 Nov 2019 14:37:45 EST /MPd0cSp No.283189 Reply
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Cool you should move around with them.
Traveling heals the soul.
Unless your stuck I guess. Just don't fuck your life doing this shit.

kill me

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- Sat, 16 Nov 2019 16:49:05 EST ThtpAPpg No.283145
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>Be me
>Have extra shitty night
>Dont prioritize breakfast (golden rule)
>smash tall boi by 11am 5.9%
>crush 350 ml of 80 proof by 2pm
>be almost 5pm and want to die. Hangover symptoms, super dehydrated (subscribe to modest pelican)
>Finally eat something IE frozen meatballs and immediately have the death cramps sweats
>Been alc for over 4 years, i should know better. But sometimes we all make mistakes

TL;DR help me survive day binge drinking mistakes so i can continue my buzz until 12pm without puking.
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Cornelius Clallyworth - Sat, 16 Nov 2019 21:02:02 EST ThtpAPpg No.283159 Reply
should i be worried at detoxing at this level? would 200ml a day be enough to ween. And i want to be more specific. On most evenings i wake up pretty well, but after my first beer i want to ted bundy people. I guess in general for any other alcs reading this do you guys feel this way too? Like if i see someone roll a stop sign (coming from a drunk driver) it puts me into of spin of having zero hope for the human race. I think it may be more mental illness then anything else but im not sure if i already feel that way and the alc is making matters worse, or if im actually suppressing the true demon deep down.

It doesnt help that ive been under a great deal of financial stress and at 27 have yet to find any self worth. there are times it helps me deal, but others not so much.

No off thread topic but def struggling. im 27 have no record, no DUI, still have my license and a girlfriend of 7 years. im just worried if i dont do something im going to lose everything of value in my life
Alice Greenville - Mon, 18 Nov 2019 15:25:44 EST 4H/9l7bZ No.283175 Reply

taper now before you lose the capability. set up a 10-day or 14-day plan where you will drink every day, progressively less each day. like 1 or 2 regular beers' worth less, until on the final day you hardly drink. then detox for a couple weeks. day drinking is how you lose everything in your life. i always stick to the corny 5PM rule for the most part
Basil Seggledale - Tue, 19 Nov 2019 20:32:25 EST DVxOkZGI No.283181 Reply
>should i be worried at detoxing at this level?
Kinda. You'll probably have bad anxiety. But if you haven't had shakes/bad experiences before, then you'll just have some anxiety. The thing about booze withdrawal is each time gets worse. Over the years, it gets worse and worse.

I'd suggest buying a little something to keep on hand, just in case you start to feel like you really need something to stop the worse withdrawal symptoms. That's what I always do... but then I always drink it, no matter what.

You asked me how to keep going, and I gave you some solid advice for that. For stopping? IDFK, dude. My only real advice is: instead of AA, go to SMART recovery. They're not a cult, and they're evidence-based. Never go to AA. It's a not-fun cult.


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- Wed, 23 Oct 2019 13:13:29 EST Gwtv0Tr3 No.282968
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Lately it doesn't matter how much or how little I drink, or even how much or how little caffeine I consume with it, but I just woke up on my day off and decided to party, all excited I cracked out and drank just a couple shots of some tasty whiskey.

Now I'm about ready to go back to sleep, even after trying everything between heavy caffeine consumption to physical activity, fresh air, and sunshine. I'm just going to go sleep now, fuck my life.

It didn't used to be this way, only a few months earlier I used to day drink like a boss and was active all day, maybe I'm just tired in general.
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Cornelius Sevingket - Thu, 07 Nov 2019 01:55:36 EST R89qCQIp No.283096 Reply
Alcohol is a relaxant & makes you sleepy.
Eugene Sullerstat - Sat, 16 Nov 2019 01:12:00 EST uOvKEh/n No.283142 Reply
Sometimes, though will cause extra energy. Other times when you have energy,
a few drinks is like overpowering into sleep mode.
Arron Jolly - Sat, 16 Nov 2019 16:32:02 EST eOm09Cz4 No.283143 Reply
The thing i hate about me 'n hooch is that its makes me tired or too relaxed to work and i find sleeping much more challenging even though i feel like i could sleep for a day.

Who else /Kentuckybourbon/?

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- Tue, 17 Sep 2019 01:56:01 EST PtyLK+y4 No.282704
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Just ran out, take a shot for me boys.
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ya blah blag

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- Tue, 12 Nov 2019 21:16:34 EST Ktx5U+KL No.283131
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ya la constin stanio blah bard. yo charg, iee caripenstino blar yarg.
Arron Jolly - Sat, 16 Nov 2019 16:34:55 EST eOm09Cz4 No.283144 Reply
This thread is a good example of why enthusiastic people should stay sober.

Bartending tips

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- Tue, 20 Aug 2019 21:47:36 EST MxMbJkHY No.282434
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I'm not super rich, but I try to tip at least a dollar per drink and at least a fiver total in extra bits if I have money. Sometimes if I'm pinched it's just a dollar per drink. Of course, if I was ordering elaborate cocktails or something difficult I'd probably tip more, but it's usually just beer and shots.

How do you decide your tipping habits, /hooch/? Assume you like the bartender.
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Nell Fuffingstone - Thu, 31 Oct 2019 22:08:13 EST VgciEOeP No.283043 Reply
I've been tipping 1 dollar per drink for the past 15 years, and that's the way I'll always do it.
Archie Diggleman - Sun, 10 Nov 2019 05:40:29 EST vdmiK6ut No.283119 Reply
long time bartender here. Dollar a drink is fine. I dont get butthurt if i pout liquid from one container to another and get a buck for it. If you are ordering food, drinks, and chatting me up. I hope for 20% of the check. Im ok with 15% too...anything less than that, and Ill act like everything is ok and call you a cheapass behind your back
James Dravingham - Sun, 10 Nov 2019 15:51:35 EST 4H/9l7bZ No.283121 Reply
i dont like places that wont let me open a tab. if they're making me pay cash for every single drink and expecting a dollar for every bottle they pop open i'll probably leave after 2 drinks. if it's a civilized establishment and i can close out a tab i'll tip 20-30% depending on service

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