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420chan is Getting Overhauled - Changelog/Bug Report/Request Thread (Updated June 26)
BWD THE DRUNKENING Ignore Report Reply
Doris Gammergold - Wed, 12 Dec 2018 23:08:54 EST ID:uJt8jted No.280776
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Sippin on some Jack Daniels and sour soda. 3rd drink in, and for some reason they keep getting stronger.

Albert Guvingsatch - Thu, 13 Dec 2018 05:54:59 EST ID:wZ/MUEcC No.280779 Ignore Report Reply
vegetal soup, new computer, smite and bourbon. time to ruin these games for everyone.
Phyllis Bimbleway - Thu, 13 Dec 2018 17:58:47 EST ID:Sk/BFUBl No.280782 Ignore Report Reply
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Drinkin' am. I have the Heineken. Yehrrrr and weed yurrrrr
John Barringridge - Thu, 21 Feb 2019 00:05:29 EST ID:W8G1ZrLF No.280784 Ignore Report Reply
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Been slamming shots of bourbon and popping gabapentin in staggered doses all night

Feeling pretty good for once
Fanny Hammerfuck - Fri, 22 Feb 2019 22:22:50 EST ID:1ItwLM14 No.280787 Ignore Report Reply
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like 7 beers, a blunt and half a gram of yayo.

Life is comfy.
Thomas Sippershaw - Sat, 23 Feb 2019 08:36:58 EST ID:TfmuDrOb No.280788 Ignore Report Reply
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It's back! Though all the Jewel's in my area stopped selling it. Have to go to a megastore just to get it. Best beer, too bad it's seasonal. Gonna have to load up before it goes out.
Gnarly McGoblin - Sat, 23 Feb 2019 09:17:21 EST ID:e/+JBGSf No.280793 Ignore Report Reply
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Theory: Drink beer, do heroin and smoke bong so that the effects multiply and I'll need very little of each.
Practice: I developed an addiction and do need very much of each.
I may have miscalculated on this one a little bit.
Thomas Sippershaw - Sat, 23 Feb 2019 09:36:09 EST ID:TfmuDrOb No.280794 Ignore Report Reply
Reminds me of my cocktail of hydrocodone, amphetamine, alcohol, nicotine, and caffeine.

Just laying on my bed doing spreadsheets in my head.
Gnarly McGoblin - Sat, 23 Feb 2019 14:38:17 EST ID:e/+JBGSf No.280795 Ignore Report Reply
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props to you
I kinda added some coke. Now rollin on a proper speedball. Or whatever this is with marroc hash, afghan H and south american coke, globalization provides a hell of any. many. any. of my favorite drugs.
The weed and hash quality and quantity is surprisingly good when bought at the local train station, probably because of the low distance to the Netherlands and the left-liberal-not-so-very-authoritarian-authorities that rule here. Bless them.
Just last week I've read a newspaper article that said: "The meeting point of the local drug scene gets a new look" like it was a normal and good thing which it may be.
However, drug trade is the norm there and it's done quite unconcealed. "You got some Methadicct?" (Methadon) a guy shouts for everyone to hear. And so on. All day.
The police does nothing as long as everything stays peaceful. They are never more than a hundred meters away though yet they let it all happen. My guess is that they have given up upon the unrealistic expectations of the drug prohibition.
What should they do? Arresting everyone that sells there would cause a collapse of the already overburdened courts. (Yes it's that bad. There is money to be made.)
Different people like different drugs.
Some can't handle cannabis while some can't handle alcohol but therefore shrooms and so on. It is a horrible, horrible injustice that the only effective/numbing drugs that are legal to buy are also cancerous. Absolutely despicable!
There should be some kind of request form where you say why and which drug you want a drug-license for.
E.g.: "My wife slept with someone else every day during the past 4 years and now I want to do a lot of heroin, since drinking all that pain away would probably give me colon cancer." or something like that. That would be socially acceptable, wouldn't it?
Or: "My dad abused me up when I was a child and now I kinda need a small bump of cocaine every morning in order to feel reassured enough to go to the construction site and do eight hours worth of work."
Yeah! That absolutely needed to be said.
Bumping kinda the wrong thread because i'm more high than drunk but saying I'm not drunk would be a lie as well.
Props and cheers to y'all and don't doxx me.
TL;DR: In the future drug licenses will be given out (and taken away) like drivers licenses. That's gonna be so awesome!
Phyllis Crebberbanks - Sun, 24 Feb 2019 14:19:43 EST ID:wKj8wwG6 No.280802 Ignore Report Reply
This used to be my lifestyle. In addition to the problem you listed, another one is the cross-association. You got to the bar with some friends, have a drink, and then you start craving dope and weed. The combo is one of my favorites still.
Oliver Blabblestone - Mon, 25 Feb 2019 17:47:58 EST ID:xp098Zo+ No.280808 Ignore Report Reply

10.1%? Was this only for the 12th anniversary? The bottles in my fridge all list it at 9.7%.
Jenny Claydale - Tue, 26 Feb 2019 22:26:43 EST ID:u9eXlCiU No.280814 Ignore Report Reply
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obviously some quality blow being ingested here.

heroin + alcohol is a waste of both imo. youre stuck; the 'all the bad thoughts are gone' euphoria is overpowered by the alcohol, but you dont wanna get too drunk because then youll die.
Molly Covingdick - Thu, 28 Feb 2019 03:43:35 EST ID:Oer8M/Z4 No.280820 Ignore Report Reply
>Reminds me of my cocktail of hydrocodone, amphetamine, alcohol, nicotine, and caffeine.
Oh man that reminds me of the best cocktail of substances I ever did, it was IV meth, valium, IV buprenorphine, more valium, a solid amount of booze and some DPH, what a fucking night that was and by smoe miracle of god I managed to avoid doing any embarrassing shit
Graham Hessleforth - Fri, 01 Mar 2019 15:04:29 EST ID:y00dXYzf No.280827 Ignore Report Reply
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Cooked on a Friday, as is my custom.
Fanny Dartwell - Thu, 07 Mar 2019 17:05:51 EST ID:N4dfO1An No.280857 Ignore Report Reply
university is starting again in 2 weeks so I'm getting drunk to drown the anxiety
Alice Cenningped - Thu, 07 Mar 2019 19:25:45 EST ID:+zLp3cji No.280858 Ignore Report Reply
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I drink every day but I'm browsing today
Hamilton Chezzleridge - Thu, 07 Mar 2019 22:34:25 EST ID:s2IhXrxJ No.280859 Ignore Report Reply
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BWD taaka
Hugh Bebbleway - Thu, 07 Mar 2019 23:11:24 EST ID:i1VXQckT No.280860 Ignore Report Reply

Fanny Fupperdotch - Fri, 08 Mar 2019 16:00:49 EST ID:y00dXYzf No.280861 Ignore Report Reply
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Isabella Lightham - Fri, 08 Mar 2019 19:40:41 EST ID:XzoU/9Ha No.280862 Ignore Report Reply
bumpers beverages cause drivlidges and prosperity for all!

its a fine wine im drinking, french from the outset. Ventoux 2016.
We’re going to be alright, just remember to eat dinner tonight.
Phyllis Clengerford - Sat, 09 Mar 2019 04:39:41 EST ID:0Jt4Sadh No.280864 Ignore Report Reply
If you are already established on opiates for a while, more alcohol should not make much of a difference.
Gnarly McGoblin - Sat, 09 Mar 2019 12:12:04 EST ID:6750iSCP No.280867 Ignore Report Reply
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Its day two without heroin and im drunk and confused and somewhat miserable and just want to sleep.
Gnarly McGoblin - Sat, 09 Mar 2019 15:24:06 EST ID:6750iSCP No.280868 Ignore Report Reply
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some slav guy sold me cocaine as heroin and because i was already drunk i didn't really recognize it. anyway im still drinking beer but high on coke now
hoping for some numb-no-troubles-time.BUMPWHEN BURPVOMITBUMPDRUNKWHATEVER
Martha Bassleson - Sun, 10 Mar 2019 00:49:22 EST ID:s/nygiz2 No.280870 Ignore Report Reply
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I need more booze but couldn't be fucked....
Frederick Covinglick - Sun, 10 Mar 2019 01:56:08 EST ID:9+0Pd7MJ No.280872 Ignore Report Reply
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brandy baby. god damn this is the most oiliest, cloyingest, and narstiest thing you can buy. the active ingredient remains effective though.
Gnarly McGoblin - Wed, 13 Mar 2019 19:03:37 EST ID:L/61aQyE No.280894 Ignore Report Reply
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I'm fine
David Hinninghune - Fri, 15 Mar 2019 00:28:18 EST ID:9+0Pd7MJ No.280898 Ignore Report Reply
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drinking this stuff. idk how they call any of the commonly-available apple boozes cider though. all the brands taste like cheap corn malt mixed with apple juice concentrate, which would be surprising if that wasn't exactly what they all are.

they get points for the alliterative almost-infringing branding.
Phineas Fangersit - Fri, 15 Mar 2019 01:26:34 EST ID:TTN5ialO No.280899 Ignore Report Reply
I actually like the taste of brandy.

Been home from work for an hour. Ate dinner (dirty rice) and have had about 12 shots of vodka so far. Granted, they weren't all consecutive or anything crazy. More like, I've chugged 3 mixed drinks of water/vodka. Just based on my knowledge of pouring it's probably been about 12 oz of vodka. Probably not exact but I feel like that's pretty close.
Matilda Sisslewill - Fri, 15 Mar 2019 19:02:07 EST ID:UMBO6X1+ No.280906 Ignore Report Reply
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Lasted 42 days sober. Just downed half a bottle of wine on an empty stomach. I'm damned.
Reuben Dillerwell - Sat, 16 Mar 2019 02:34:35 EST ID:MhNx9hSp No.280908 Ignore Report Reply

Don't worry if you're here you best be damned.
Gnarly McGoblin - Sat, 16 Mar 2019 19:21:11 EST ID:pqqroj1X No.280910 Ignore Report Reply
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Do you know the pain when you bite into something and your salivary glandses just need a second and then you can enjoy what you eat?
the same it is when you put a lot of heroin up your nose.
I didn't do this.
I'm hella drunk I'd be dead. BUMP
Ebenezer Dibberdene - Sun, 17 Mar 2019 09:54:19 EST ID:W8G1ZrLF No.280911 Ignore Report Reply
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9am bump with some shots of vodka and a screwdriver

I sure love starting my day 6/10 drunk
Caroline Fossleshaw - Sun, 17 Mar 2019 17:09:08 EST ID:d7mS11aJ No.280912 Ignore Report Reply
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Drinking before, during, and after breakfast
In honor of Mr. Paddy hisself
Angus Gooddale - Wed, 20 Mar 2019 06:27:46 EST ID:urk2Tva9 No.280932 Ignore Report Reply
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5 shots in if I counted right. I've got 4 days off, and I don't want to remember any of it.
Simon Brenningpudge - Wed, 20 Mar 2019 21:35:33 EST ID:FCEl9ccV No.280939 Ignore Report Reply
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>got rejected by a 3/10 chick

oof. this is the psychological equivalent to getting punched in the liver by an MMA fighter.

fuck lads. It's time for vodka
Jarvis Smallridge - Wed, 20 Mar 2019 22:35:16 EST ID:4H/9l7bZ No.280940 Ignore Report Reply

alcohol will never reject you
Caroline Gooddock - Thu, 21 Mar 2019 00:13:31 EST ID:AGbKKD5M No.280949 Ignore Report Reply
Jenny Doblingstug - Thu, 21 Mar 2019 05:04:16 EST ID:wj+CV+eb No.280950 Ignore Report Reply
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Did coke tonight, beI'en drinkin really heavy. I've done pretty much every drug besides crack, and alcohol still remains the most addictive/damaging substance i've ever tried. But god damn if it doesn't feel good though!
Esther Famblebure - Fri, 22 Mar 2019 10:35:11 EST ID:HSxCZpPn No.280958 Ignore Report Reply
>when you haven't had a drink in 24 hours and finally get some alcohol into your bloodstream
BWD MY Bill CosbyS
Martin Posslemat - Fri, 22 Mar 2019 16:41:24 EST ID:y00dXYzf No.280961 Ignore Report Reply
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Cedric Momblewotch - Sat, 23 Mar 2019 01:29:13 EST ID:zSF2cUPE No.280966 Ignore Report Reply
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First time bumping in awhile. Whiskey, whisk-, yyyyyyyyyy.
Phoebe Punningdock - Sat, 23 Mar 2019 20:56:10 EST ID:AGbKKD5M No.280976 Ignore Report Reply
That's a trip. I think the most damaging things I've done are cigarettes and DPH. I don't drink often but I'm here tonight whattup hooooch?! Watch Kung Fu Hustle on Netflix. It's a fantastic comedy.
Martin Brookspear - Sat, 23 Mar 2019 23:23:55 EST ID:Iu4l4p+c No.280981 Ignore Report Reply
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Snoop Dogg guide me through my darkest hour

Caroline Sobberpuck - Sun, 24 Mar 2019 03:51:28 EST ID:TTN5ialO No.280989 Ignore Report Reply
Holy shit I'm plastered. I woke up, drank a few shots with my morning juices and coffee, then had a few more shots with my lunch coffee, and since getting home I've had a meal but I've finished off this handle I got a couple days ago. And yes, I had a single meal, it was dinner. I had a beer with it.

I've been doing ~7-8 second pulls of vodka at a time, mixed with water, and just chug the glass. I am drunk. Drunk enough that I type a sentence then proofread it.
George Honeyspear - Mon, 25 Mar 2019 09:20:07 EST ID:TDpLSPYP No.281001 Ignore Report Reply
>when you're buying 2 bottles of bacardi and a 6-pack of steel reserve at 7am and the liqour store clerk who knows you by name says "gettin' things goin' early, huh?"

Charles Soffingwater - Mon, 25 Mar 2019 20:35:26 EST ID:LsjIpRo7 No.281005 Ignore Report Reply
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I'm not a big beer guy, bought a few of these out of interest, having a couple before I move on to the bourbon. Shit's delicious.
Ebenezer Namblepot - Mon, 25 Mar 2019 22:35:48 EST ID:8M/R0eRd No.281007 Ignore Report Reply
holy shit i did 3 benzedrex inhalers last night, stayed up all night rubbing my dick raw, opened up the liqour store at 7am, i've been drunk all day, blacked by 3pm, woke up outside face down on my very visible balcony at 9pm and now im about to go out and grab 30 rack of something and some meclizine to kick shit off again

what a stupid fucking life i lead

and to top it all off i've been in an out-patient rehab program this for a month and a half now
Ebenezer Namblepot - Mon, 25 Mar 2019 22:42:44 EST ID:8M/R0eRd No.281008 Ignore Report Reply
holy shit i wish i could stop throwing up i really need to go buy that fucking meclizine now bujt i can't stop throwing up long enough to walk to the store so i gotta choose to either be miserable or throw-up on the side walk along side a very busy road like the degenerate addict faggot i am
Gnarly McGoblin - Tue, 26 Mar 2019 10:21:29 EST ID:Lkps3ol4 No.281012 Ignore Report Reply
Drink some chamomile tea without sugar and stop being so hard on yourself. Your government isn't hard with itself either and it's acting just as absurd if not more. Do it like them and just blame someone else for your problems. No bump because I managed to stop drinking. I'm high on heroin now.
Samuel Henkinstug - Tue, 26 Mar 2019 11:24:33 EST ID:W8G1ZrLF No.281014 Ignore Report Reply
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Boy am I fucking wasted at 10:24am

Earlier yesterday I made a 1 hour round trip walking just to buy a handle of bourbon which I'm currently drinking right now. Fuck alcoholism
speeddreamin' - Tue, 26 Mar 2019 20:33:29 EST ID:1s+2bEHM No.281018 Ignore Report Reply
Charlotte Tillingfoot - Wed, 27 Mar 2019 00:26:17 EST ID:8M/R0eRd No.281020 Ignore Report Reply
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Alright, here we go. Managed to stop being sick long enough to drink like 7 pints I had left over from yesterday, but my stomach is still upset, I sobered up almost immediately after finishing the last one and became anti-drunk and I was visibly fucked-up at group therapy tonight. Luckily it's also a mental illness/dual-diagnosis group situation so people probably just thought my shaking and twitching was GAD or something.

Anyway, thanks for the words of encouragement. I need to get clean for a while (until I have a steady job and maybe a stable relationship) so made a pact with my guardian spirit that if someone replied to my post I would go out and buy a couple bottles of wine for one last hurrah otherwise I'd just take my Seroquel that I've been skipping and get some sleep after being up for the last 3 days. Then I remembered I threw away my Seroquel so I was really hoping fate would be on my side and it was.

Priscilla Trotforth - Wed, 27 Mar 2019 09:22:45 EST ID:HSxCZpPn No.281021 Ignore Report Reply
Just about finished a litre of homebrew, don't know how strong it is but it has a good fucking kick to it. BWD
Charlotte Beblingridge - Wed, 27 Mar 2019 23:24:48 EST ID:8M/R0eRd No.281027 Ignore Report Reply
Damn, reminds me of my most intense bender. In one night I drank enough booze to taxidermy my liver, took dabs, loads of xanax, a little bit of fentanyl, some fioricet, and 2 points of molly, woke up next day and dropped 4 tabs of acid and just sat outside smoking cigarettes out of a carton on the porch of the trap I was staying at.
Martin Bleffinglock - Thu, 28 Mar 2019 02:50:14 EST ID:4HPYVK1y No.281029 Ignore Report Reply
drinkn some american pale ale
Jack Lightdale - Sat, 30 Mar 2019 22:11:09 EST ID:GrwKclvv No.281058 Ignore Report Reply
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dont mind me, im just getting wasted listening to the best god damn podcast on the planet earth
Molly Murdhall - Sun, 31 Mar 2019 00:32:35 EST ID:u9eXlCiU No.281062 Ignore Report Reply
threw up (1st time in a year) in the middle of the night after drinking monday. only just now getting better from being sick with diarrhea. passed what seemed to be a pale stool today, would post it but my Galaxy S5 kept on crashing whenever i tried to take a picture with flash :(

biting the bullet and about to start drinking tonight

hell yeah dude. much love cum brother
press !//CEObOMBY - Sun, 31 Mar 2019 01:40:45 EST ID:Nl9dmi3g No.281063 Ignore Report Reply
half cut at 630 on a sunday
look at this gay retard. me and my very close personal friend nick mullen, who i regularly talk to, would laugh at this gay, while sharing our favourite pics of lean shirtless dudes in a very heterosexual and non autistic way
Charlotte Dartford - Sun, 31 Mar 2019 14:21:04 EST ID:zSF2cUPE No.281069 Ignore Report Reply
Incredibly unsurprising to find a community of Cum Town listeners on /hooch/ lol. Some of the riffs do have me howling though
nb cause I gotta work :(
Barnaby Bashham - Tue, 02 Apr 2019 01:17:12 EST ID:xOIksTJ9 No.281082 Ignore Report Reply
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4 beers in, I know imma light weight.
mudbutt - Tue, 02 Apr 2019 02:19:41 EST ID:i5oK6f92 No.281083 Ignore Report Reply
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Killed one of these and barely anything... I needa a break. Lucky a joint saved the day XD
Rebecca Wuddleham - Tue, 02 Apr 2019 15:58:10 EST ID:HSxCZpPn No.281085 Ignore Report Reply
Drinking some Lambs 151 while making some homebrewed beer.
Fuck I love being drunk.
Phineas Shittinglock - Wed, 03 Apr 2019 00:11:31 EST ID:fTBmdAOb No.281090 Ignore Report Reply
BWD, support your local breweries!
Hedda Fosslestun - Wed, 03 Apr 2019 19:26:36 EST ID:LsjIpRo7 No.281095 Ignore Report Reply
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Oh shit this is too delicious
I might have made an error
Wesley Surringdale - Thu, 04 Apr 2019 09:44:25 EST ID:HSxCZpPn No.281104 Ignore Report Reply
It's 11 in the am on a Thursday and I already got a good buzz going BWD
Priscilla Trotfuck - Thu, 04 Apr 2019 21:38:19 EST ID:hVMBXB35 No.281113 Ignore Report Reply
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Had to work an extra hour today, now I've worked 13hrs and it's too late to make it to the liquor store... Beer it is I guess
Jack Bardman - Fri, 05 Apr 2019 03:55:42 EST ID:TTN5ialO No.281114 Ignore Report Reply
I bought Keystone Light for the first time ever, because it was $13.99 for a 30 rack. I haven't seen a 30 rack this cheap since Hamms for $10.99 and that was about 4 years ago while living in a different part of the USA. Also grabbed a handle of Evan Williams.
Nigel Dullyridge - Sat, 06 Apr 2019 00:31:28 EST ID:mlQ00vf/ No.281131 Ignore Report Reply
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DRUNK AS FUCK. YAA BOYSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ian Crogglestudge - Sat, 06 Apr 2019 05:14:59 EST ID:HSxCZpPn No.281132 Ignore Report Reply
Do you live in some shit hole where the liquor stores are closed by 6pm too?
Charles Dullercocke - Sat, 06 Apr 2019 22:55:01 EST ID:zSF2cUPE No.281143 Ignore Report Reply
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Back again for the good times. Cheers, my dear /hooch/
Charles Drummlelack - Sun, 07 Apr 2019 16:42:27 EST ID:P4wpTSyA No.281147 Ignore Report Reply
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buzzing on yuengling and my last bong bowl before a t break, gonna make up for it with beer for the next few days my ganj tolerance is totally fucked so I gotta take a few days off
Hannah Closslefure - Sun, 07 Apr 2019 19:03:05 EST ID:AGbKKD5M No.281148 Ignore Report Reply
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Ah, day drinking. A perfect partner for microdosing nutmeg.
Ernest Sorringledging - Mon, 08 Apr 2019 22:25:06 EST ID:TGI913aD No.281153 Ignore Report Reply
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ayyy lmao
Samuel Senningchog - Mon, 08 Apr 2019 22:56:31 EST ID:W8G1ZrLF No.281154 Ignore Report Reply
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I can indeed confirm that I am drink as fuck on cheap vodka and about to consume 2/3rds of a large Little Caesar's pizza
Oh boy does booze surely stimulate my appetite
God I love alcohol
Polly Brogglebury - Tue, 09 Apr 2019 01:28:09 EST ID:uAzoZLQf No.281155 Ignore Report Reply
Graham Brookcocke - Tue, 09 Apr 2019 14:02:24 EST ID:HSxCZpPn No.281157 Ignore Report Reply
Drinking some strong as fuck beer BWD
Matilda Wungerson - Tue, 09 Apr 2019 21:07:33 EST ID:AGbKKD5M No.281161 Ignore Report Reply
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Ah, the first frosty beer after a good workout and hot shower. Nothin' like it! Hey you!
Yeah, you!
If you're goin' hard with liquor or spirits, try drinking water while you hooch just to help keep ya hydrated. I'm not a doctor nor have I tried this method personally, but I fully testify to its magnificent powers. Go head. GO 'HEAD! DO IT!
Gnarly McGoblin - Wed, 10 Apr 2019 12:36:08 EST ID:A0+XYnr1 No.281165 Ignore Report Reply
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The abhorrent truth:
If you ever start using heroin you should never quit
my cute ass is ruptured from all the opiate abuse and now i take a long day break drinking beer bawling my eyes out because i did a lot of heroin
Nell Ballycocke - Thu, 11 Apr 2019 07:09:14 EST ID:HSxCZpPn No.281168 Ignore Report Reply
Been drinking for an hour and it's only 7
Hamilton Bummlesud - Thu, 11 Apr 2019 13:01:26 EST ID:hb4X9Pah No.281169 Ignore Report Reply
i forget how much gravol I took but i;ve got a six pakc now, the walls are breathing, hoping drinks brings me down to reality
Thomas Turveybury - Fri, 12 Apr 2019 03:14:17 EST ID:wX3+qZut No.281175 Ignore Report Reply
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Wassup yall im 11 beers deep and just took a questionably sized line of rc stimulants to the dome
Albert Pocklock - Fri, 12 Apr 2019 10:07:05 EST ID:IQ7ILBEg No.281180 Ignore Report Reply

Bumping on 0,7L ouzo and 3L german wheat beer.
Rebecca Nubberfed - Mon, 15 Apr 2019 13:41:33 EST ID:SpVU7k9E No.281210 Ignore Report Reply
finishing 6 pack going to bed for work

how many years can I keep this up anyway? been drinking on and off since I was like 15 (10 years ago) and steadily for the past 2..? i quit using other drugs and replaced it with alcohol but now i drink everyday with a FEW off days when I literally cant scrummage the money for it and I need to eat food etc im sure i dont need to make a new thread
Jack Sallynick - Mon, 15 Apr 2019 22:16:16 EST ID:AGbKKD5M No.281215 Ignore Report Reply

Am drunkening right now after a bomb home-cooked meal. Granted it was tater tots with cheese and hot sauce, it was still a comforting meal. Lol.
Simon Cenkinhine - Mon, 15 Apr 2019 23:02:15 EST ID:1wlpjwxm No.281216 Ignore Report Reply
frozen tots is not a home cooked meal my friend
Jack Sallynick - Mon, 15 Apr 2019 23:28:30 EST ID:AGbKKD5M No.281218 Ignore Report Reply
I know ;_; closet /nom/er
I eat a lot of particular stuff. I have weird beliefs and values that drive my eating. I don't wanna eat animals so I substitute with lazy, ethical food (exclude cheese).
Lillian Drimblehot - Wed, 17 Apr 2019 20:11:43 EST ID:lqxKHqy9 No.281252 Ignore Report Reply
yo yo niggas
Lillian Drimblehot - Wed, 17 Apr 2019 20:13:11 EST ID:lqxKHqy9 No.281253 Ignore Report Reply
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Jenny Doblingworth - Thu, 18 Apr 2019 03:04:04 EST ID:edmvLmA+ No.281262 Ignore Report Reply
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ya know, I always get drunk and want someone to talk to. But no one wants to talk to me. Why won't anyone talk to me?
Priscilla Guffingfield - Fri, 19 Apr 2019 01:57:27 EST ID:eH8tW/dN No.281289 Ignore Report Reply
420chan is a very slow website frien

/hooch/ is especially slow.

I would tell you to go to another chan, but all the other chans are bullshit
Nell Gevinglork - Sat, 20 Apr 2019 23:43:35 EST ID:W8G1ZrLF No.281305 Ignore Report Reply
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Bumping on 20mg cyclobenzaprine and 900mg gabapentin while pounding tons of cheap McCormick vodka

Feeling pretty comfy and fucked up while watching some Band of Brothers with the sound turned way up. The explosions and gunfire produce a ton of bass and vibrate my couch. I feel like I'm really in the war
Charlotte Bubberwack - Tue, 23 Apr 2019 02:28:27 EST ID:z1foEBwb No.281317 Ignore Report Reply
Managed to find the right combo of cwe codeine a couple beers and some bong tokes. Fffeeellliiinnnggg SLAYER
Edward Clayson - Tue, 23 Apr 2019 21:32:59 EST ID:AGbKKD5M No.281322 Ignore Report Reply
McCormick makes vodka?! Does it taste like vanilla extract?
I'm drunkening right now after a lot of good food. Just beerin' it. /hooch/ how do you get beer to hit you the hardest? Chugging it quick? Sipping it slow? Blarfin' it up the bloofer? Snort it? I'm thinkin' snort or bum boomin' is the most logical course of action. Of course, I'm actin'...
Rebecca Bremmlestock - Wed, 24 Apr 2019 05:57:16 EST ID:+QGzSr3n No.281328 Ignore Report Reply
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Two big bowls of kava then first strong beer in a while. This combo is not health but sometimes you gotta do. Stay safe /hooch/
Jericho !.iRAtomic2 - Wed, 24 Apr 2019 17:45:53 EST ID:qUYMkyKX No.281330 Report Reply
Hugh Clellertork - Wed, 24 Apr 2019 18:04:45 EST ID:9QBBnhFL No.281331 Ignore Report Reply
Some books are worth it. And $80 might actually be cheap.
I got a copy of Osamu Satos Art of Computer Designing: A Black and White Approach, found it for $60 which is much more than I'd usually pay for just a book, but I'm really glad I took the chance now, can't see it for less than $185 now when I had a search (lowest used on amazon is $698).
Matilda Drettingstock - Fri, 26 Apr 2019 01:38:20 EST ID:MxMbJkHY No.281353 Ignore Report Reply
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>>4842802 on /b/
inspired me to drink just to stick it to the man
limoncella bastards!!!
Ernest Crerrywill - Fri, 26 Apr 2019 17:07:25 EST ID:oS8blN1Z No.281358 Ignore Report Reply
Had a great night of beers and heavy metal. My fav kind of night.
Barnaby Pammerbure - Sat, 27 Apr 2019 00:29:38 EST ID:MxMbJkHY No.281371 Ignore Report Reply
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drinkin dis straight from the bottle yo
Martha Senningford - Sat, 27 Apr 2019 01:43:13 EST ID:AGbKKD5M No.281377 Ignore Report Reply
Yeeeeahhhh this is another bumpin'. As many beers as I could chug without getting sick... Gonna sleep sub-par tonight, woooo!
Cornelius Sugglehed - Sun, 28 Apr 2019 01:17:23 EST ID:HSxCZpPn No.281390 Ignore Report Reply
Absolutely fucking fucked bwd
Esther Smallhood - Sun, 28 Apr 2019 23:25:41 EST ID:AGbKKD5M No.281401 Ignore Report Reply
Tried out White Claw mango hard seltzer. It's aight and enough of them works like traditional beer. Bump because /b/ is too random and high right now.
Cornelius Dronnerhall - Mon, 29 Apr 2019 23:09:49 EST ID:AGbKKD5M No.281415 Ignore Report Reply
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Double post. Unabashedly drinking for like the third day in a row. It's all good though because being intoxicated distracts me from my self-inflicted lack of an interesting life. You know, I have occasional spurts of will where I want to be that high tier winner I'm capable of being, but I don't know if I get distracted or lazy or both. Maybe progress is more gradual than instantaneous. Either way I'm grateful for this place. Cheers you motherfuckers.
Charlotte Hattingfot - Tue, 30 Apr 2019 00:01:09 EST ID:dLj7Qcju No.281417 Ignore Report Reply
Fuxking lol’d
Frederick Snodson - Tue, 30 Apr 2019 16:59:04 EST ID:99Zs1hpq No.281421 Ignore Report Reply
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I'm fucking wasted lads
Jarvis Clollyville - Thu, 02 May 2019 03:29:43 EST ID:HSxCZpPn No.281434 Ignore Report Reply
Been drunk for just about 24 hours now
Been snorting drugs all night
BWD doods
gobsheit - Thu, 02 May 2019 23:17:00 EST ID:fziQMf4j No.281435 Ignore Report Reply
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Barnaby Buzzdale - Fri, 03 May 2019 03:35:23 EST ID:RyyInipj No.281436 Ignore Report Reply
>go to the university bar under the foolish delusion that I will talk to women
>end up talking to a grand total of zero women
>just get drunk (which I was going to do anyways, of course) and play black-jack with some black dudes

I mean, I had fun. But I haven't matured romantically.

How do I stop being beta?
Angus Muffingfadging - Fri, 03 May 2019 05:10:06 EST ID:dLj7Qcju No.281437 Ignore Report Reply
Assuming you wouldn’t be doing exactly what you wish you were doing 24/7, as a human, if you were not on the right cocktail of drugs. Society weeds us out don’t be stupid
Matilda Ginkinfield - Sat, 04 May 2019 14:08:10 EST ID:PnnA3AGI No.281442 Ignore Report Reply
Slightly drunk and gettind ready for bar. Also out of beer past 9pm so my only option is to go to a bar for beer. Yay Finland!
Weekend v Weekday toke - Sat, 04 May 2019 15:15:40 EST ID:dLj7Qcju No.281443 Ignore Report Reply
Not bad since half the country is already there lol
Wiggles - Sun, 05 May 2019 00:57:41 EST ID:AGbKKD5M No.281450 Ignore Report Reply
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Eyy hooch I'm here again what's new? Any of you in sales? My main duties don't include explicit selling, thank god, but I'm required to pitch a retail credit card. The thing is, I don't see a benefit to owning such a card and customers are going to dislike me if I go full sales dick on them. I only mention it if I happen to build a rapport with a receptive customer, but maybe I'm too careless? My tact is basically, "Hey are you folks finding everything all right? ... Great just let me know if you have any questions." I loathe pushy employees and sales folk. Maybe that's because when I shop I generally want to be left the fuck alone unless I need direct help. Anyway, am I projecting my personality onto customers unjustly? Or is my conservative relaxed approach more appealing? I've always sucked at sales. Also smoke something drink something bitch up
William Brondlebanks - Mon, 06 May 2019 00:29:20 EST ID:MxMbJkHY No.281465 Ignore Report Reply
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++i am so fucked up right now
BWD my good niggas
Albert Sublinghall - Mon, 06 May 2019 00:50:26 EST ID:bm0yXl1o No.281466 Ignore Report Reply
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Been so long since I've contributed to this website in general, wow.

Life is actually pretty great at the moment, I have my drinking under control and things are going well for me.

I hope all is well for everyone else, truly.
Lydia Wammerford - Mon, 06 May 2019 07:14:51 EST ID:oS8blN1Z No.281467 Ignore Report Reply
People like things being easy. They don't like obviously being sold to. Your approach is good. I also don't like being bothered when I shop.
Molly Semmerdale - Mon, 06 May 2019 18:23:25 EST ID:rNxzmVYZ No.281468 Ignore Report Reply
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A bottle of nice red wine on an empty stomach has been consumed.

I offer you the Litany against fear, for it is useful, recite it:

"I must not fear.
Fear is the mind-killer.
Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my fear.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain."
Jenny Nerrywell - Wed, 08 May 2019 00:39:05 EST ID:MxMbJkHY No.281478 Ignore Report Reply
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This tonight
Nicholas Snodspear - Wed, 08 May 2019 04:11:54 EST ID:Yuu5ZfIn No.281480 Ignore Report Reply

1 Hollandia down going through a second (2.4 Standard drinks each)
Using strictly medicinally, still drunk though. Funny hearing that sort of thing right?
Nathaniel Hillerridge - Wed, 08 May 2019 06:31:34 EST ID:Z4Oa8BEy No.281481 Ignore Report Reply
Better is ezra broooks green or some other like it. Used to be as cheap a bit more than ET.
Augustus Clusslekere - Wed, 08 May 2019 10:13:17 EST ID:AGbKKD5M No.281482 Ignore Report Reply
Neato, I didn't know drinking had a medicinal application. I'd be into more info if you care to share.
Charlotte Cubbershit - Wed, 08 May 2019 15:37:06 EST ID:dLj7Qcju No.281483 Ignore Report Reply
Winston Churchill
Ernest Croddleshit - Wed, 08 May 2019 21:06:39 EST ID:AGbKKD5M No.281488 Ignore Report Reply
Shitting Socklegold - Thu, 09 May 2019 06:36:56 EST ID:Yuu5ZfIn No.281497 Ignore Report Reply
So the 'medicinal' value basically came from having a huge brain fog. Not knowing how to organize and prioritize my exams I have coming up. Had a drink and it loosens my mind right up. Managed to get a plan in place to get everything done and too a high standard.

Was stressing so hard before that even benzos weren't helping then after this medicinal use. Boom! Sorted, no stress. So yea to me I'd consider that 'Medicinal'.

I generally stay away from the bottle but using it like that worked wonders. Not sure if that was what you were expecting.
Angus Pimbleforth - Fri, 10 May 2019 04:35:55 EST ID:fnKxB7Pp No.281511 Ignore Report Reply
I did a horrible thing and drank a bomber during hours alcohol is banned. Gotta hold out 2-3 hours. Anyone else do the same?
Alice Gidgelit - Fri, 10 May 2019 16:06:19 EST ID:oS8blN1Z No.281521 Ignore Report Reply
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Weekend of debauchery ahead. Love you /hooch/
Augustus Dartway - Fri, 10 May 2019 17:10:56 EST ID:rNxzmVYZ No.281523 Ignore Report Reply
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I sincerely beleive that I will die from this, but I'm fine with it. First got drunk when I was 23, knew would be alcoholic then. Smoked weed, liked it, but alcohol is on another level. It just evaportes ALL anxiety. Makes me feel half-asleep, and fully asleep is bliss. Death is just perfection, inevitable nirvana. don't wanna hurry there tho, cause family & so on would suffer because they think they did something wrong cause suicide is frowned upon etc, lol. But i will keep myself alive for a bit. Should be cool. But will die soon enough, from this, or from heart disease or from something else. I'm 30 atm. Not gonna live past 35; know it for sure --- knew since I was 18. 35 is the limit, it's a good even number, if I get older than that it's a fucking miracle and I promise I will become actively religious or some shit like that.

be cool; should maybe post this in /qq/ or whatever, but I'm drunk so might as well Bumb this post

Barnaby Shakegold - Fri, 10 May 2019 17:22:16 EST ID:ZmMOOBMJ No.281524 Ignore Report Reply
it's not an even number lmao
Rebecca Hottingdock - Fri, 10 May 2019 21:36:20 EST ID:MxMbJkHY No.281526 Ignore Report Reply
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Old English 800 and early times bourbon
Nicholas Coshwill - Sat, 11 May 2019 00:19:08 EST ID:zSF2cUPE No.281527 Ignore Report Reply
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Bumpin' hard off vodka, it's been almost a months lads.
Eugene Fanhall - Sat, 11 May 2019 17:45:17 EST ID:99Zs1hpq No.281529 Ignore Report Reply
I've known I'll kill myself by 30 since I was 14. First time I drank alcohol was when I was 17 and I thought I would become an alcoholic since the first time I actually got properly drunk. Alcohol fixes all my problems and makes me feel happy so why should I not drink?
Doris Shittingstock - Sat, 11 May 2019 18:44:42 EST ID:rNxzmVYZ No.281530 Ignore Report Reply
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skål grabbar
Gnarly McGoblin - Sun, 12 May 2019 16:15:05 EST ID:SoOPi7zH No.281535 Ignore Report Reply
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Fuuken drugs!
I saw the movie, I've eaten the book.
Been on crystal meth and coke, heroin, mushrooms, amphetamines, xtc, salvia, benzos, a megaton of alcohol, have experienced the horrible horrible delirium tremens and whatnot. It feels like ive had enough but i just cant stop...
beer and wine bump
Ian Ceblingfut - Tue, 14 May 2019 00:08:18 EST ID:TGI913aD No.281554 Ignore Report Reply
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The return of the thin white duke
Throwing darts in lovers eyes

Too much expensive tequila and cheap wine for a Monday but hey babe its not our first rodeo either
Eugene Sablingham - Thu, 16 May 2019 18:42:15 EST ID:n8wFub14 No.281588 Ignore Report Reply
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Happy birthday to me.

Drinking Bohemias Pilsner, the best macro beer in Mexico. Some decent seafood (not like the US) and later on I´m going to Carl´s Jr. because I love burgers. Cheers!
Cornelius Clashfetch - Fri, 17 May 2019 00:59:06 EST ID:AGbKKD5M No.281592 Ignore Report Reply
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Happy birthday 🎉
Don't you mean Carlito's? If it's in Mexico I mean.
Am I even a part of something now? Trying to drink less and I'm actually doing pretty well! Did you know that two or three beers can be enough? I didn't. Forgive the picture propaganda; I googled it and like the hourglass image not necessarily the advertisement
Fucking Bremmlecocke - Fri, 17 May 2019 15:57:29 EST ID:pnHtdRFz No.281596 Ignore Report Reply
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Friday toasted once again.
Lydia Nellerwater - Fri, 17 May 2019 20:39:05 EST ID:MxMbJkHY No.281598 Ignore Report Reply
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Fuck Gapperbury - Fri, 17 May 2019 21:37:26 EST ID:RlrE/did No.281600 Ignore Report Reply
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BWD yet again boys, sippin that Peroni, eatin pepperonis
Reuben Homblestotch - Sat, 18 May 2019 02:26:07 EST ID:BasYXgSE No.281602 Ignore Report Reply
If I do it just right, drink a lot of beer, eat a lot of good kratom, and smoke a lot of weed, it kinda feels the way heroin used to. I miss hard drugs you guys
Sophie Bevingstid - Sat, 18 May 2019 02:52:28 EST ID:AGbKKD5M No.281603 Ignore Report Reply
But don't hard drugs! DonnnnnntT. ONT! NOOO
It's all good, the moment's where we live and die. In this moment you're happy. Relish the fact that you can hurron again some day. But really it's all about right now. I'm impressed that you used it and aren't dead because of all the propaganda I hear about said drug. In fact I'm in the category of not wanting to try it for all the fear mongering. I always said I'd let myself try everything except for crack, heroin and meth. I ended up trying meth without seeking it out again. None of this mattress; who chairs. Bump this bitch up
Cyril Himmlepuck - Sun, 19 May 2019 03:32:54 EST ID:mL9nTbp8 No.281614 Ignore Report Reply
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Thread is in 2018. Depressing

Two 32 ounce cans, a 40 ounce of the same and now downing a pint
Fanny Benderfuck - Sun, 19 May 2019 10:37:01 EST ID:ksB3WcmU No.281617 Ignore Report Reply
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Its 7:30 and Ive been up since 6 cause fucked up sleep schedule
Guess ill start hitting the whiskey
Cornelius Pullystock - Sun, 19 May 2019 11:16:14 EST ID:3+wVTMoR No.281618 Ignore Report Reply
Oh fuck. This pic. Most people would see this as deafeat.

In reality, that pizza landed cheese-up, so it's still bueno
Fanny Benderfuck - Sun, 19 May 2019 11:34:00 EST ID:ksB3WcmU No.281619 Ignore Report Reply
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Here have another
Cyril Himmlepuck - Sun, 19 May 2019 13:23:53 EST ID:mL9nTbp8 No.281621 Ignore Report Reply
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Taking shots before work. I'm as free as the breeze and I drink when I please.
Jarvis Drivingshaw - Sun, 19 May 2019 18:15:34 EST ID:rNxzmVYZ No.281622 Ignore Report Reply
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So I've finally recognized that I'm an actual alcoholic. Past few weeks I've felt intense anxiety during the day, thought I was just anxious, but then I also drank to fall asleep at night, usually 7-ish beers, or a bottle of wine. Been doin' it on the regular for about half a year.

Mid-day, the anxiety is crippling, terrible; cold sweat, impending doom, etc. I drink, and it goes away sort of. So I've been sipping rum throughout the days now, instead of just binging before bed. And I'm much less anxious.

Now to taper before the tolerance rises.... Fucking hell.

Probably won't make it in the long term. Might have months, or a year or so of sobriety, But I'll drink again. I know it, I knew it the first time I drank. I'll die from this, or rather from the anxiety that I'm trying to suppress.

And the weirdest thing about it? I'm tipsy atm, a bottle of wine-ish down, and I don't care. When I'm sober, I'm terrified of death, and the damage I've done to my body with alcohol and food or lack of exercise. But now I'm drunk, and it's all cool. The difference is beyond words, between anxiety and this peace of mind I feel now.

So I have a choice: Sobriety, and crawl through hell, hope for a better future, or make some amount of peace with death and ride this one out. It will end in death either way, right? Either by the drink, or I try to use other drugs to taper and I overdose, or I drink too much and die from organ failure, or accident, or some shit. Hopefully I just stop breathing when asleep, right? That's the most peaceful way to go I imagine. Now pre-death stress, no preparation, just an accidental transcendence into the womb of the motherly void.

G'night pals, and cheers. Life is nice, smell the flowers of Spring time, and enjoy the summer, even if the Sun gets a bit too hot for comfort. It's all cool in the end, cause even if the bees are all gone and there is no more honey, and we all suffocate in a dying atmosphere, THIS is still happening, and the root of it, the source and cause of everything, will still remain as it is, in eternal emptiness somehow?

Fuck Cheffingway - Sun, 19 May 2019 19:59:20 EST ID:zr4tnNyK No.281623 Ignore Report Reply
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was trying to quit for two weeks, doing quite well, going to job interviews, etc. then on Friday I just had to get a pint of vodka for some dumb reason, and I've been wasted ever since. now I'm drinking pic related, and I'm down to $25
Clara Pittwell - Mon, 20 May 2019 13:31:42 EST ID:naWKYc75 No.281626 Ignore Report Reply
One of you gives no fucks cuz no one is over there shoulder while one of you drinks as a coping mechanism cuz its easier that way
Basil Gundlepadging - Tue, 21 May 2019 21:14:24 EST ID:rUo2Rgav No.281639 Ignore Report Reply
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lol im drunk listening to black metal
Thomas Crerringgold - Thu, 23 May 2019 01:18:18 EST ID:/3SdpBj/ No.281651 Ignore Report Reply
Black metal ftw, snort some lines drink some hard liquor and smoke some spliffs (in between cigs ofc)
Nigel Chonningforth - Fri, 24 May 2019 03:13:59 EST ID:d+lXmLWX No.281661 Ignore Report Reply
Just took a giant shit and drinking trash vodka. In about 30 minutes if my roommate doesn't turn down his fucking tv I'm gonna politely ask him to turn it down.
Hamilton Blytheshaw - Fri, 24 May 2019 17:57:54 EST ID:pnHtdRFz No.281665 Ignore Report Reply
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Tipsy again. Long weekend ahead.
William Hogglelot - Sat, 25 May 2019 14:21:38 EST ID:GifRDB9x No.281667 Ignore Report Reply
Just blew a .7 and got my license suspended for a year. The officer said I didn't come to a complete stop at an intersection. I wasn't even drunk. Fuck this shit guys, if I can get a dui without actually being drunk Im literally never drinking again.
Fanny Chemblemad - Sat, 25 May 2019 15:31:41 EST ID:ksB3WcmU No.281669 Ignore Report Reply
Do you mean .07? Cause .7 means youre trashed
Ernest Shakestone - Sat, 25 May 2019 22:16:59 EST ID:GifRDB9x No.281671 Ignore Report Reply
That's actually probably what it was since I only had a half pint and I can drink a fifth. He said I blew .7 which is twice the legal limit, but twice the legal limit is .16 and I'd be dead at .7. They refused to breathalyze me on the spot and he purposely prolonged the sobriety test since I was doing fine. I just hope they don't have a way to fabricate those records.
Nell Hozzlepick - Sun, 26 May 2019 15:15:09 EST ID:zSF2cUPE No.281677 Ignore Report Reply
This all seems fishy as shit. Breathalyzers can easily misread (up to 25%), and that's not even accounting for misapplication by the user and his misreading of the data. Get a lawyer and see if you can appeal the sentence to have it reduced, regardless of whether or not this was a repeat offense (which you made seem like it was)
Hugh Surrydock - Sun, 26 May 2019 16:15:20 EST ID:35M84Hqt No.281679 Ignore Report Reply
First offense. I have a lawyer but I'm not sure if he has ever dealt with DUI, it's my dad's lawyer who he has known for a long time. I mean it makes no sense to me, other than they might have seen me leave the bar at 3 AM and thought they could arrest me. I have insurance papers to prove I'm insured (they said I didn't) If the record is right I blew a .07 which is legal (they said I was twice the limit, I didnt even feel drunk) they refused to breathalyze me right there (not sure about this one) and they said I didnt stop at a stop sign (there's really no way I can prove that one.)
All I care about is not getting my license suspended for a year and if it does Im just gonna shoot myself on their front steps and dedicate it to Mr. Arresting Officer
Nell Hozzlepick - Sun, 26 May 2019 16:54:49 EST ID:zSF2cUPE No.281680 Ignore Report Reply
Make sure your dad's lawyer is criminal defense and not civil; the former know all sorts of tricks and can work the judge to reduce sentencing. Already from the things you've said it seems like evidence was incorrectly/improperly recorded, and you should be able to use this to your advantage to prove discrepancies in the police's testimony. This particularly seems to be the case with the breathalyzer test, which wasn't immediately administered and contradicted your successful completion of the field sobriety test.

Lawyer up hard, have him press for inconsistencies/technicalities, and pray that the judge will go easy on you due to the low-key nature of the alleged DUI. /law/ may also be able to provide some advice if you haven't looked there yet. Good luck--not having a car outside of ~3 cities in the U.S. means you're SOL.
Gnarly McGoblin - Wed, 29 May 2019 16:54:54 EST ID:5A5J2N4l No.281692 Ignore Report Reply
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Sometimes I wake up in the morning and I wonder: Is this real life?
Did I really do HEROIN yesterday?
Then I remember that Winnie the Pooh is banned in china because he apparently looks similar to their leader Xi "the pooh" Jinping
Then I smoke an illegal cannabis cigarette and still feel awful.>>280776
Whatever beermarihuana I ever consume in this kowloon walled city made out of poverty,it does make me happy in some weird way if it's sustainable and enough usually not, though. tbh maybe ill try free basing cocaine soon. maybe not. i dont know.
Sidney Blungerstet - Wed, 29 May 2019 23:17:26 EST ID:zI3IcHAm No.281694 Ignore Report Reply
Vermouth is actually really fucking cash, tastes exactly like cheap wine, twice the ABV, can sip on this all day, and have two or three bottles actually get me really fucking drunk
Priscilla Blythestone - Thu, 30 May 2019 20:44:05 EST ID:E0BF7PYD No.281697 Ignore Report Reply
Fireball is fucking disgusting
Samuel Nicklecocke - Sat, 01 Jun 2019 10:09:50 EST ID:zr4tnNyK No.281702 Ignore Report Reply
careful dude, Xi is watching. don't want your social credit score to tank
Hamilton Honeydale - Sat, 01 Jun 2019 13:02:19 EST ID:UMBO6X1+ No.281703 Ignore Report Reply
Well i was off the drink for 4 or 5 months and i need to drink now. hate the taste of beer as i think my pallete has lost its ability for beer so I'm drinking fucking strongbow darkfruits cos it tastes kinda like juice and i can slam it down and get completely out of this world. hope i end up in a night club coked up through the power of alcohol despite having no money.
Simon Buzzstone - Sat, 01 Jun 2019 16:27:30 EST ID:rNxzmVYZ No.281705 Ignore Report Reply
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Whatever, time to blackout.

Frederick Foddlechork - Sat, 01 Jun 2019 17:07:20 EST ID:RlrE/did No.281706 Ignore Report Reply
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Nicholas Mavingwill - Sun, 02 Jun 2019 03:27:56 EST ID:MxMbJkHY No.281710 Ignore Report Reply
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a nip a day keeps withdrawl at bay
Phoebe Clabblehick - Tue, 04 Jun 2019 20:12:36 EST ID:AGbKKD5M No.281720 Ignore Report Reply
The fuckin' sauce, man, THE SAUCE! Eyes glossed nigh lost high cost slide sauce.
Reuben Gicklelere - Wed, 05 Jun 2019 17:10:07 EST ID:RllZ1Lb8 No.281727 Ignore Report Reply
A Bud Light and two Miller High Lifes in and I just downed a bottle of DXM. Who else /nausea/ in here?
Fucking Firrylin - Wed, 05 Jun 2019 18:18:37 EST ID:pAU0gdiu No.281728 Ignore Report Reply
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>Almond Milk & Koskenkorva Vodka

Esther Dellystitch - Thu, 06 Jun 2019 21:31:54 EST ID:zr4tnNyK No.281729 Ignore Report Reply
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finally got paid, had 3 cans of MGD and a shot or so of Larceny Bourbon. have some top shelf cider too, but I'm saving that for tomorrow
Archie Bongertere - Fri, 07 Jun 2019 21:18:32 EST ID:L18pXy8l No.281737 Ignore Report Reply
After a tolerance break and I'm tipsy on red wine that I forgot I owned

feels good
Sophie Blinningbedge - Sun, 09 Jun 2019 01:00:46 EST ID:jcF4g9m8 No.281747 Ignore Report Reply
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First day of being drunk after starting bupropion.
No seizures, no puking, and drinks made by my wonderful mother... BWD
Polly Dommleworth - Sun, 09 Jun 2019 03:09:20 EST ID:cFIp4TZg No.281748 Ignore Report Reply
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My cat crawled into my empty beer box :3
Nathaniel Goffingfuck - Sun, 09 Jun 2019 18:11:38 EST ID:FtibnH1v No.281749 Ignore Report Reply

thats a good fuckin kitty right there. you best take good care of her
Oliver Fumbledirk - Tue, 11 Jun 2019 02:25:43 EST ID:PtyLK+y4 No.281764 Ignore Report Reply
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Angus Shakespear - Tue, 11 Jun 2019 21:15:30 EST ID:g6UHYVLQ No.281768 Ignore Report Reply
Drank beer all day. Don't feel drunk, but my BAC is probably up there. I just feel normal.
Hugh Sinnerwidging - Fri, 14 Jun 2019 02:52:22 EST ID:AGbKKD5M No.281784 Ignore Report Reply
Ooh. What a woman. I'm on beer like 8 feeling OK. Blessings to you all, and above that good wiggles. Hope you're doing all right tonight!
Shitting Drollyridge - Fri, 14 Jun 2019 19:21:54 EST ID:RlrE/did No.281787 Ignore Report Reply
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Can't remember how many times I've bumped this since it started but it's happening agina
Martin Nangerlet - Fri, 14 Jun 2019 20:27:41 EST ID:zI3IcHAm No.281789 Ignore Report Reply
this rose vodka is actually pretty good i thought it was gimmicky but a shot on top of a glass of rose makes a very good drink that gets you incredibly fucked up without tasting like shit
Phoebe Dragglesudging - Sat, 15 Jun 2019 00:39:23 EST ID:m07bTvfm No.281793 Ignore Report Reply

I didn't know rose vodka exist. That sounds great. Post a pciture of your bottle and try to make some cocktails.
Isabella Crizzleshit - Sat, 15 Jun 2019 01:37:25 EST ID:4H/9l7bZ No.281794 Ignore Report Reply
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starting on my second bottle of red wine for the night. been drinking that apothic red even though it's become gas-station tier shit and the taste has degraded over the past couple years also. i may switch regular brands soon. we will see how i feel after 2 bottles. i've taken like 10 days off of drinking so i am aiming to get fucking trashed tonight like i havent in a while so ill prob bust out the tequila later. maybe i will regale you all with more of my neverending rambleposts before the night is through


>webm related, it's what my organs say to ethanol every time i drink
Henry Chobbersirk - Sat, 15 Jun 2019 19:12:35 EST ID:pAU0gdiu No.281797 Ignore Report Reply
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I am very smoothened right now.

Been drinking daily, between 6-9 beers for a while. Recently, it's been closeer to 12 beers daily. Assuming 33 cl 5% ABV beers.

I'm an alcoholic; I've come to realize.

It's cool though.

Chronic pain; chronic anxiety; autism; unemployment; poverty; general fucking uselessness. It's all fine though! TRULY!

I, as a prerson, is no more necessary than that fly I accidentally swatted into the realm of the beyond the other day. It's all cool, for real.

Alcohol is a taste of death. But life, life, oh man; Life is fucking intense, too intense.

I am... this, this right here, the moment before blacking out. I'm trying man, I'm really fucking tryin to kee it coherent... I'm sorry, to apologize. it just hits ... comfort you know I'm comfortable now. This is it. Numbness. NO PAIN ---- ZEWRO PAIN--- I can finally, FINALLY fall asleep!!!!!!!!!! THE BODY HAS BECOME A NON-ISSUE

and then tomorrowo I awake again, with the body in pain, back pain, muscle inflammation, scoliosis, bullshit, suicidal ideations, horriblen ightmares, panic, anxiety..... fear..... bullshit... then I drink... beer... vodka... tea.... h ibiscus....... nice... water... and it gets better.... and I end up here! IN THIS PLACE!

It's wonderufl.

I love u all truly, nah man, I just loe this feeling, but here I am with you, no, I'm alone; i'm not with you, i'm alone and it sucks, I want to hug somebody; That is all I want,t hat is why I drink, i ama alone and in pain and I want to hug somebody meaningfully before I die which I will soon...


find image; post; black out, forget; regret (even though I forget this, cause.. .yes)... but still... post and such!



I've been here many times before,.... many yeras ago posted in random (ate chips and sausages... mad ea big deal of it... )

I think in hidnsight that I type in a recogniziable way,... maybe somebody here knows me, recognizes this way of being? maybe not... maybe just being, you know.... stupid as awlays, self-romanticizing...

this is becoming nonsense

stay smooth friends.
Phoebe Docklesidge - Sat, 15 Jun 2019 19:59:34 EST ID:qaXDnq5c No.281798 Ignore Report Reply

the only way of getting a hug is to become sober for a long period of time, get to know people, do your best to make them think you're a good person who deserves a hug, then they hug you or you can hug them. i realized this not long ago, that no matter how much i drink, no matter how much i fiend, i will feel SHIT. There's no chemical compound anymore that can overpower my craving for love. So i became sober. It sucks man. It sucks major balls but there's some hope deep in my mind that says just do this shit as hard and as smart as i can and maybe in a few years i will find or create the meaning of my life. after that, working on that meaning will give me happy times much more frequently, and maybe i'll find love too. We can't judge people because they don't want to be with boozefiends or other types of mentally ill people. It's just evolution, everybody wants to be with healthy people.

t. recently sobered up, still slightly optimistic, wildly alcoholic compulsive pill fiend, mentally ill piece of disgusting trash.
Thomas Pickstock - Sun, 16 Jun 2019 08:38:20 EST ID:cGUPhOlt No.281799 Ignore Report Reply
Lies. propaganda. Getting sober gets you nothing, except healthier organs.
Lydia Nebberbanks - Sun, 16 Jun 2019 22:18:06 EST ID:D3UvPWUs No.281802 Ignore Report Reply

one of those organs that get healthier is the brain. and the brain is the creator of the life quality.
John Shittingfoot - Mon, 17 Jun 2019 14:08:15 EST ID:99Zs1hpq No.281808 Ignore Report Reply
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I'm drunk as fuck lads
Nicholas Creppermick - Mon, 17 Jun 2019 16:02:17 EST ID:5iJq1e6J No.281809 Ignore Report Reply
I'm about to get drunk for the first time in 3.5 months after a solid 7 or 8 years of daily drinking
What I have discovered is that without alcohol I am still a useless depressed piece of shit and completely incapable of doing anything to fix my miserable life. I'm reluctant to get professional help because riding the medication carousel is hell and I AM NEVER GOING BACK TO THE PSYCH WARD so I'm going to give going on a bender another try first.
Don't be like me.
Ernest Sacklewill - Mon, 17 Jun 2019 16:11:34 EST ID:IbbmsBYU No.281810 Ignore Report Reply
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So I'm sayin
Hello allow me to introduce myself
My name is hooooch
So nice to meet you
It's been a long time sorry I've been away so long
My name is hoooch
I never meant to leave you
Eugene Willyridge - Mon, 17 Jun 2019 19:39:19 EST ID:PnnA3AGI No.281813 Ignore Report Reply
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I reply with beautiful colors and widom!
Emma Drondlepane - Thu, 20 Jun 2019 19:33:57 EST ID:pAU0gdiu No.281835 Ignore Report Reply
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Wnat to talks tot make snse but


Want to make sense but cant; than you

11.5 standard glasses not a lot; half a bottle ov vodka or a little bit more, but in a short interval

wanna dsissolve my brain; fuck live; fuck consciousness; fuck self-awareness; birth is a fucking disease; please let me sedate myself into death before actually dying from some painful bullshit disease or accident.

fuck life; life is worthless; life is pain and 100% suffering-potential.

parentsa are the most immoral beings

children are consequence of pure evil

life is violence upon the void

stay quiet, be still, shut up, be at peace, hug death, it's all good.

no fear, no anxiety,, no life, no bullshit
Cornelius Nangerfetch - Sat, 22 Jun 2019 00:44:00 EST ID:zSF2cUPE No.281845 Ignore Report Reply
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Pleasantly drunk, hoping everyone can have the same. Cheers, my beloved /hooch/
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH - Sat, 22 Jun 2019 16:30:26 EST ID:hJUzuuBH No.281849 Ignore Report Reply

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