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Just Alcoholic Things~

- Mon, 15 Jan 2018 08:30:57 EST rOlg7+2Y No.277176
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post shit only truly forsaken alcoholics would understand

>when you finally bring yourself to eat actual food and you get so nauseous you start pouring sweat just trying not to puke it up

>when you gotta hide your fine motor actions from friends and colleagues or use both hands so they don't notice you shaking

>when you have alcohol on your breath after brushing your teeth 3 times

>when a firm, solid shit makes your week
Cornelius Cemmerdale - Mon, 15 Jan 2018 15:23:17 EST q1qMVNVX No.277177 Reply
>When you are literally hiding booze from friends and family because you know that they won't even notice if you have a few drinks, but will get upset if they see you drinking.
Dextrolord - Mon, 15 Jan 2018 21:18:38 EST UBa+RGXH No.277180 Reply
Lol I'd say that goes for most substances. For me it was do opiates in private so I didn't look sick as shit
Cedric Brosslebury - Mon, 15 Jan 2018 21:43:33 EST pS6JYQov No.277183 Reply
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>when you pretend you had a late breakfast and didnt wake up at 2pm and have no appetite because the only thing you've eaten was whiskey for 48 hours
>when you have a magical day when you don't wake up anxiety ridden and sick
>when you get off work and become giddy at the prospect of getting drunk at home for 3 days
Angus Sandlefone - Tue, 16 Jan 2018 20:12:37 EST EriIG+/g No.277188 Reply
>pretending it was just a "stomach bug" even though you've puked in the toilet once a week for the past 2 years
Hedda Sondershaw - Tue, 16 Jan 2018 21:57:09 EST 0iL/IY0w No.277189 Reply
>customers at your wage slave job commenting on how much your hands are shaking

"YOU okay mister? Yo hands be shakin' an' shit hahahahahahah"

Holy shit I want a drink.
Eliza Sellernare - Wed, 17 Jan 2018 13:14:07 EST JvF9TeVI No.277196 Reply
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>when u homeless bum and are able to give a fuck
cuntilinguangina - Wed, 17 Jan 2018 16:10:57 EST y38fmUVW No.277198 Reply
fappo is a god

check out my new drinking strat: eating as much food as you possibly can
i can't tell you how insane my toilet is, now. it's something you must experience for yourself.

i actually enjoy steel reserve reserve, not regular but reserve reserve
Martin Sicklewene - Thu, 18 Jan 2018 18:49:43 EST rOlg7+2Y No.277208 Reply
>when your coworker complains they are hungover and you pretend to be sympathetic when you've been hungover 99% of the days you have ever been at work

>when you are chatting with someone and you mention subtly that you enjoy drinking and they ask "oh what do you like to drink?" and you fervently avoid admitting the answer is malt liquor and start talking about IPA's or Tito's to hide your depravity
Basil Fibbleville - Sat, 20 Jan 2018 00:32:06 EST LazM8mpU No.277222 Reply
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>when you drink to relax but you get so jittery from that whiskey and coke that you need more whiskey to calm your nerves.
Charles Honeylock - Sat, 20 Jan 2018 15:18:21 EST FB9rdrjx No.277231 Reply
>when you don't even enjoy drinking anymore but you still keep going
George Focklehall - Sat, 20 Jan 2018 17:55:35 EST WVEl/fwu No.277233 Reply
>Thinking you've slowed down drinking, but then realizing you can't remember the last night you were sober
>Spending more on booze than your rent/food

>and they ask "oh what do you like to drink?"
LOL. Yeah. That one always gets me, because my reflexive answer is "Anything".

Saying "anything" is apparently a dead giveaway.
Fucking Dodgestut - Sun, 21 Jan 2018 02:26:45 EST IIo3Rfav No.277237 Reply
>at line in subway buzzed on the ass end of a 4 day bender
>cannot for the life of me say "lettuce"
>stand there looking at it and wondering why I cant remember the fucking word
>"sir.. this?"
>"yes, that green shit"

This is when I know my brain cells are dying in droves
Sophie Crugglenat - Mon, 22 Jan 2018 14:45:24 EST gVgWPnJz No.277262 Reply
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>Be reminded of blacking out cause you load up a videogame save and find the result of what happens when a retard plays your games
Jenny Faffingfuck - Mon, 22 Jan 2018 18:21:05 EST pS6JYQov No.277264 Reply
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Holy shit last time I played Stellaris drunk as fuck I accidentally ceded half my empire away to a species I had Uplifted anyways. Tried to get it back but it ended up causing the now powerful and wealthy race to declare war against me, form a Federation with most of allies and orbital striked my ass into the stone age.
Would angrily quit and laugh about it later/10
That being said, today I forgot the word "plug" for about half an hour
My brain is turning to applesauce
Samuel Bommleted - Tue, 23 Jan 2018 14:23:48 EST vOFnu5YH No.277272 Reply
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I giggled while reading it. Then I remembered that I fucking hate myself and that's why I'm an alcoholic.

>when you tell yourself that you are gonna cut down on drinking but keep going because you already had 6 shots this morning.
Cedric Clorryfield - Tue, 23 Jan 2018 17:58:25 EST q1qMVNVX No.277273 Reply
Nothing like getting into a good conversation at a bar and then forgetting every other word you're trying to say.

>It's like that time I went to the *snaps fingers* aww shit whats it called *snap snap snap* the GYM that's it. And I was running on the, uhh, *looks at ceiling like there's writing up there* *snaps fingers* ELLIPTICAL!

This shit happens to me way too often.
Martha Dommlefun - Wed, 24 Jan 2018 01:42:19 EST ikDoAUUs No.277282 Reply
this is what happens when you mix enthusiasm + alcohol, and I know it all too well, life is suffering friend :(
dr. m !gWLn19/oKs - Thu, 25 Jan 2018 23:39:34 EST g580SA28 No.277312 Reply

>get home in the early evening and slam four shots of 40% back to back with sips of OJ

>30min later saying to yourself "man that shot didn't even do anything I'm 100% sober"

>wait I did four shots in 90 seconds but I'm 100% sober

George Nobblemedge - Fri, 26 Jan 2018 15:09:03 EST oK6kMSGj No.277318 Reply
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>When you're a full time college student (16 units) and you drink to curb the anxiety of all the work you have to do and then end up waking up the next morning with anxiety caused by hangovers/WDs
>When you're shaking and have a tight feeling in your chest and random body pains
>When it takes roughly an hour to wake up

Coffee truly is one of the best hangover cures. Gets rid of my grogginess right away but that anxiety does not go away man...

>When you smoke weed but you start feeling anxious and paranoid so you drink to calm down

I remember when weed by itself used to be fun. Now it just bumps up my anxiety to another level. I blame alcohol
Caroline Sizzlesere - Fri, 26 Jan 2018 22:12:24 EST WVEl/fwu No.277321 Reply
>Scrounging change to buy a 40 so you can sleep at night
>The 40 isn't nearly enough

>Resisting the urge to steal roommates' booze
>Stealing your roommates' booze
Ebenezer Buzzbury - Sat, 27 Jan 2018 09:45:52 EST OFbvPhGk No.277331 Reply
I remember a co-worker asking "what whiskey do you drink?". Since I don't really drink whiskey (mostly beer) I answered Wild Turkey. Damn did I look like an alcoholic that day.
Ian Happerson - Sat, 27 Jan 2018 15:01:23 EST NUTCl//l No.277337 Reply
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This thread makes me feel better about my own alcohol habit.
Basil Sidgechadging - Mon, 29 Jan 2018 02:55:50 EST q1qMVNVX No.277364 Reply
Just did this and immediately thought of this thread.

>Literally move beer cans out of the recycling so you can hide that 5th you've had in your room under all the empty cans
Reuben Honningsatch - Mon, 29 Jan 2018 04:46:18 EST s9nu9NwX No.277365 Reply
>when your coworker complains they are hungover and you pretend to be sympathetic when you've been hungover 99% of the days you have ever been at work
Oh god so true. The other one being when you are incredibly hungover and need to go along with shit thinking that there's no way most people would have made it into work on this kind of hangover.
Emma Morringworth - Mon, 29 Jan 2018 17:01:45 EST WVEl/fwu No.277368 Reply
My fave is going to work still dunk from the night before
Angus Grimhood - Mon, 29 Jan 2018 17:21:42 EST jpRxU7G1 No.277370 Reply
>When you're staying with a friend and his dad calls asking if you can help pick up and drive his car back from the shop but he wanted to make sure you weren't asleep or shitfaced

>Step into his car "I smell alcohol anon"

>mfw six drinks

>"I had A beer earlier..."
Jack Blythefoot - Tue, 30 Jan 2018 23:09:07 EST rOlg7+2Y No.277384 Reply
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>when you go to grab the 2nd 40oz. but you realize you already drank them both
>barely have a buzz, just drank two fucking 40's
Charles Chidgedock - Wed, 31 Jan 2018 19:58:57 EST 93JrBQAJ No.277391 Reply
Nothing wrong with a weed habit

Weed is the drug of gods, i love alcohol but weed is just a whole different level of good
Priscilla Shittingham - Sat, 03 Feb 2018 23:09:52 EST kVagurMJ No.277425 Reply
toasting in a post AIDS
Edwin Cresslewell - Sun, 04 Feb 2018 20:59:18 EST WVEl/fwu No.277437 Reply
Anyone else always get the shits when they stop drinking?
Cedric Hibblesat - Mon, 05 Feb 2018 12:57:19 EST swB5ZpH7 No.277443 Reply
i dont drink much but i recently drank heavily 4 days in a row for the first time in a long time and my shits look terrifying.
Clara Cinningpad - Mon, 05 Feb 2018 16:09:48 EST wlA2DW1g No.277447 Reply
It's been a while since I've been on /hooch/ or this site in general and these threads have never failed to make me feel better about my rate of drinking and behavior, my shit is usually limited to blowing all my money on cases of beer and food or being told to leave drinking establishments
Nell Cobblestock - Mon, 05 Feb 2018 18:10:18 EST hHiYWhSc No.277448 Reply
When you’re scared to stop drinking because you’ve had 10-20 drinks everyday for the past 3 months or so
Lillian Bunbanks - Mon, 05 Feb 2018 21:37:56 EST b1wOgn54 No.277451 Reply
>i want to slip an entire person up my ass
>pretty sure the constant diarrhea will help
Phineas Medgeson - Tue, 06 Feb 2018 19:27:04 EST /by1tcg2 No.277474 Reply
>fall asleep wasted as shit
>wake up and there's a full glass of booze right next to you
>immediately start drinking it
William Bronderway - Tue, 06 Feb 2018 20:38:38 EST LazM8mpU No.277475 Reply
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I have never been asked to leave a bar establishment because of my behavior.
I have been stumbling getting out of a bar establishment after blowing over 100 dollars on liquor and barely making it into the cab, and not being sure how i got home.
Emma Parringwater - Wed, 07 Feb 2018 10:45:32 EST WVEl/fwu No.277481 Reply
I mean, why waste it? While we're on the subject...

>breakfast beer
True breakfast of champions is coffee and beer. I know some will say whiskey in the coffee is better, but I'm all about the hydration of beer in the morning. Gotta stay hydrated.
Rebecca Sunningchag - Wed, 07 Feb 2018 23:57:22 EST rOlg7+2Y No.277490 Reply
>when you find hidden bottles of liquor or hidden 40's stashed inside your square stand-up lamp, or in the back seat of your car, or random shit where you hid it when you were drunk
Frederick Banderhare - Fri, 09 Feb 2018 01:29:48 EST b77HkJcy No.277500 Reply
That there is called instantly drunk and feeling good and keep drinking. Used to pour the last of vodka bottle in water. wake up, take a big drink and think, oh shit,
I'm fucked now. Keep drinking knowing easy $$ is passing by every time the phone
rings but too buzzed to do simple tasks, like talking to people over said phone.
Barnaby Wamblepatch - Sat, 10 Feb 2018 21:34:05 EST euanRhX+ No.277518 Reply
>when you have alcohol on your breath after brushing your teeth 3 times

Alcohol primarily exits the body through the lungs, you retard.
George Wollybag - Sun, 11 Feb 2018 20:01:36 EST A6a1fxGY No.277527 Reply
>tfw you mix alcohol and first time snorting Ketamine (actually anything really)
>Tfw end up puking guts out at the end of the night
>tfw had friends who were just as fucked up as I was who helped me out and got me a trashcan when I asked for it
>Tfw when I said something about burning up my friends reached for the rum in the freezer and rubbed it against my back/let me put it on my forehead
Get you fuckers some friends like that. They're some real life savers
Molly Fuckleville - Tue, 13 Feb 2018 09:13:06 EST ue9Pet16 No.277538 Reply

do you feel better now that you established your superiority to an anonymous internet stranger? did it distract you from your creeping loneliness and existential dread, if only for a brief moment?
Priscilla Hinnerdale - Tue, 13 Feb 2018 20:06:10 EST ukl4Ta26 No.277543 Reply
Not knowing basic fundamental facts about a drug you're doing would get you laughed off any other board, but yes, I enjoy exercising my superiority. Why wouldn't I?
Dextrolord - Wed, 14 Feb 2018 01:45:29 EST FHvsELTS No.277547 Reply
Bitch Bill Cosby we are all drunk here just roll with the punches please
Edward Worthinglock - Sat, 17 Feb 2018 08:47:24 EST LazM8mpU No.277566 Reply
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Just had a random vomit at 630am.
Got drunk and partied last night.
Got a pizza on the way home at like 230.
I had no expectations of being up this early but I suddenly snapped awake to vomit into the garbage can at the foot of my bed.
In my stupidity and the darkness, I knocked it over and puked all over the side of the can, spreading my puke onto my clothes, sheets, and stuff.
Took a shower, swiffered the room, and took out the trash. Laundering bedsheets and lots of clothes now.
Martin Boblingset - Sat, 17 Feb 2018 15:10:03 EST ue9Pet16 No.277568 Reply

ah yeah 2 of the classic alco symptoms: disrupted sleep where you wake up earlier than normal, and delayed nausea that hits you when you think you are good. sometimes i will have the whole morning pass by no problem then out of nowhere i get a debilitating wave of nausea at like 2PM
George Lightdale - Sun, 18 Feb 2018 18:27:30 EST yUxcMQzo No.277575 Reply
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>When you don't know what being sober feels like anymore because you've been in a cycle of drunkenness/hangover with the occasional withdrawl for most of your adult life.
Phineas Bizzlehone - Tue, 27 Feb 2018 15:18:32 EST qtoU1J0S No.277650 Reply
>sometimes i will have the whole morning pass by no problem then out of nowhere i get a debilitating wave of nausea at like 2PM
it's not exactly out of nowhere, it's because you sober up at that time, get in tune with your body and you will be able to time your pukes
Augustus Blobberhon - Tue, 27 Feb 2018 18:59:55 EST LsM6uqna No.277653 Reply

lol nigga it's not about sobriety at that stage. sober occurs during the sleep, the wave of afternoon nausea is withdrawal
Sidney Seddlelon - Wed, 28 Feb 2018 10:00:49 EST WVEl/fwu No.277657 Reply
>sober occurs during the sleep
You'd be surprised. Try out a breathalyzer the morning after heavy drinking.
Hugh Fuffinghall - Thu, 01 Mar 2018 03:10:49 EST GHFLwdVq No.277662 Reply
Yeah this. They say your body can only metabolize ~1 drink every hour so If you have 12 drinks in a night in a few hours, there's gonna be a couple drinks left in you when you wake up depending on how long you sleep.
Eugene Drullymun - Thu, 01 Mar 2018 23:44:41 EST gYtwoKTb No.277668 Reply
Can confirm. I knew a friend who got fired after management surprised him with a breathalyzer the morning after he drank until 2am.
Shitting Pammerlock - Fri, 02 Mar 2018 19:40:33 EST xrAsjA7D No.277677 Reply
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how about
>shaking plus nausea makes cooking even ramen an adventure
>your drinking stories are always the best
>you were fired because of drinking on the job
>every chance at a better life was ruined due to selfish love of drinking
>you wouldn't know how to express your joy at being diagnosed with cirrhosis, but already know two family members who have died from it
It's ugly, but there is a better way. seek help, friend it's never too late
Simon Pocklekut - Sat, 03 Mar 2018 00:35:07 EST k+MnW2fk No.277680 Reply
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Bump on one of those sad/tired drunks that tend to happen sometimes when you drink everyday and then have nothing to do. Trying to watch some anime or the wire but can’t keep focused because I’m super lethargic atm but don’t want to sleep. Anyways bump on the like 15 beers and 5 shots I’ve had today (more than usual since I got off work early)
Simon Pocklekut - Sat, 03 Mar 2018 00:36:10 EST k+MnW2fk No.277681 Reply

Oops wrong thread though this was BWD

guess it still fits tho

Nathaniel Nuddlewill - Tue, 06 Mar 2018 01:37:04 EST kFJmPfVa No.277692 Reply
>Bump while alcoholic

>Switched from shots to whiskey gingers because I was drinking shots too fast
Emma Shittingstone - Tue, 06 Mar 2018 19:16:25 EST SMGwsMP2 No.277695 Reply
yeah that's the way, flavors mix much more naturally than with coffee
cools your tea down for immediate drinking too
Simon Sezzleheck - Wed, 07 Mar 2018 03:05:02 EST Eav1GPjt No.277699 Reply
i'm so glad i quit drinking
Rupert Pupkin - Wed, 14 Mar 2018 23:56:40 EST qMBr91T0 No.277790 Reply
Coming to
Glued to the floor
By something that leaked out of you
On the night before
Then it hits you
The disappointment
The Pain
It wasn't enough
You have to do it again
David Dubberham - Thu, 15 Mar 2018 01:08:52 EST jLLgcdg9 No.277791 Reply
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I feel ya. I drink like 10-15 drinks everyday after work and I’m kinda scared to stop now cuz I’ve been doing it for probably close to 6 months now. I haven’t been drinking at work because it would wreck me and I wouldn’t even be able to do it. But some days I come up with excuses to be late or not show up so that I can nurse a hangover or whatever. I’m probably going to try to taper off soon before it gets even worse. I’m thinking after st. Patty’s but we’ll see if I can even do it.
Lydia Drobbleman - Thu, 15 Mar 2018 13:43:16 EST pX9MKmDg No.277799 Reply

at first i was gonna be like 'no dont do it' but then i saw this post. yeah. please do it as fast as possible.
Albert Mezzleridge - Sat, 17 Mar 2018 23:31:14 EST 3iLXOpjn No.277824 Reply

Don't you have anything you hate and rather walk to the next gas station instead of drinking this shit? I grew tired of Jägermeister pretty quickly.
Betsy Sennerhune - Sun, 18 Mar 2018 06:49:07 EST pIoTNzLh No.277826 Reply
have you tried switching to liquor? unless you shat yourself in which case i am all out of ideas
Phyllis Wuvingnedge - Wed, 21 Mar 2018 23:41:40 EST 0iL/IY0w No.277867 Reply

It's bad when you perform better when still drunk, or drinking in the morning. My job involves collecting money from the indigent and I feel on fire when I drink a few shots before work and collect much more than normal and get props for it. On hungover, didn't-drink-before-work days I don't do much at all.
Samson - Wed, 04 Apr 2018 10:45:42 EST iiqDNW1e No.277989 Reply
>tfw used to just do this, but now even that's not enough and I have to take shots in the morning to even function at work
I started drinking heavily because I want to die, but this is just making my life even shittier, and now I can't stop
Eugene Dartridge - Wed, 04 Apr 2018 15:19:58 EST 4XluSafC No.277992 Reply
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>drank heavily all day yesterday
>not sure if I even ate food or water
>puking all morning, can't even hold down water
I mean I fucked up but yay alcoholism so fun kill me plz
Jarvis Lightwell - Wed, 04 Apr 2018 22:14:01 EST pX9MKmDg No.277997 Reply
>when you go to talk to your boss about your alcoholism because you have no one you can talk to and because you have a good friendship and you trust her but it turns out she's more of one than you
Thomas Simmlenack - Sat, 07 Apr 2018 04:29:02 EST tSz4loN+ No.278012 Reply
>When you wake up in the morning still a bit drunk, and you know you have to rush to the shop, buy drinks and start drinking because WDs can hit in any time and then you're fucked

>When you reach the shop, buy beers, but you can't wait till you go home, so stand in the corner and drink a liter of beer as fast as you can

>When that 1 liter you just drank is only enough to make you a bit more comfortable and not panic that much until you get home and start to drink the remaining 8 liters.
Samuel Trotforth - Sun, 08 Apr 2018 01:15:16 EST ZcKTuuPo No.278019 Reply
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>when you drink everyday because it's the only thing in your life that you get enjoyment from
Henry Shakeshit - Mon, 09 Apr 2018 07:45:31 EST ksfr6Cfq No.278023 Reply
>throwing your life away
>even when high-end peeps love yer sheets
Shit Babberspear - Tue, 10 Apr 2018 11:12:17 EST wZ2WeAtk No.278035 Reply
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>when you finally bring yourself to eat actual food and you get so nauseous you start pouring sweat just trying not to puke it up
That's me on a t-break.
Edwin Sidgewog - Thu, 12 Apr 2018 04:50:56 EST pdmV3gDg No.278060 Reply
>scrounging around in your pockets for dimes and nickels in the middle of the night so you can buy a 40 of steel reserve so you can sleep
Graham Saddleham - Thu, 12 Apr 2018 21:39:12 EST 7eR5yfL2 No.278068 Reply
Primary metabolism occurs in the liver, metabolites are passed in the urine.
the last 5% of the alcohol leaves unchanged through the lungs and urine in comparable amounts.

But yeah brushing teeth clears the smell of drink out of the mouth, not the smell of alcohol leaving the body through the lungs.
Albert Sorringtune - Fri, 13 Apr 2018 16:09:41 EST 2GpamE+y No.278075 Reply

>when you finally bring yourself to eat actual food and you get so nauseous you start pouring sweat just trying not to puke it up

That's especially bad when i completely run out of weed and alcohol at once after i've been drinking hard without eating for days at a time. Try to smoke resin and it takes the edge off for about 15 minutes.

Trying to guzzle lukewarm tap water down while you're shivering in bed in a pool of sweat just puking up warm water and bitter green bile every 5 minutes. Feels nice for about 5 minutes after the puking then I crawl back in bed again with that feeling. It only lasts about a 1 or 2 days and I go out and get food weed and more booze afterwards.
Shitting Blammerfun - Sun, 15 Apr 2018 11:43:49 EST H2H/ny52 No.278097 Reply
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>when you can't fucking hold on to anything without using two hands

>when your phone looks like a splintered jigsaw puzzle

>when you're actually surprised that your shit is solid

>OJ tastes weird without vodka

>when your friends all want to go out partying that night, but you've been drinking since nine am so you show up to the first bar already drunk

>when there is more than one establishment that you're no longer allowed in for all the blacking out and skipped bar tabs
Clara Nonnerchane - Fri, 20 Apr 2018 01:36:12 EST whxSa7Jp No.278132 Reply
>"shitting" 5 times a day. aka water leaking out your ass in the morning and after every time you eat anything or drink too much liquid
Henry Wisslebirk - Sat, 21 Apr 2018 15:23:08 EST WVEl/fwu No.278161 Reply
>Liver pain after a really heavy night
> Stomach pain when eating

Shizam - Thu, 26 Apr 2018 00:55:12 EST ad+NRNor No.278193 Reply
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>when you start shitting blood
>when you eat maybe every 2 days
>when you almost lose your job cause you passed out and didnt show up
>when you can barely pay your rent cause you spend all your money on alcohol
>when you start getting stomach pains
Charles Fuckingwell - Sat, 28 Apr 2018 00:29:37 EST FhctVRDM No.278210 Reply
I know the feel. I wanted to get a bottle earlier today but couldn't think of an excuse to go out. Finally decided to go get some food around 730 pm.

>tfw your state's (SC) liquor store closes at 7pm
Augustus Clozzlefotch - Sat, 28 Apr 2018 07:01:09 EST tFV6tIKR No.278213 Reply
I've switched from drinking a litre of whiskey to a few lines of meth. No cravings for booze, well I"m drink a few shots a day to stave off withdrawals I don't want to have a seizure and meth prob ably would make that more liekly.

I had to stop because I couldn't get drunk anymore, only barely tipsy and it wasn't worth it. Having to drink to feel normal is shit.
Beatrice Gucklecocke - Sat, 28 Apr 2018 20:03:23 EST a64nAo5c No.278217 Reply
Yeah, to the guy who started taking lines of meth in place of his booze habit......Bad idea man. Keep it up and you'll be shooting meth within a year. Guaranteed.
Polly Blugglewill - Sat, 28 Apr 2018 22:05:57 EST pX9MKmDg No.278218 Reply
>when, like clockwork, the delayed withdrawal symptoms hit you exactly 1 hour before your drinking time and you have to wait for the most intense waves of nausea to pass before you can start drinking to make the withdrawal go away
Graham Worthingshit - Sun, 29 Apr 2018 00:51:07 EST FAM9BgDz No.278219 Reply
i blame meth for ruining weed, but i can only get stoned when im absolutely wasted and barely feel it or else i'll get so anxious i almost have a panic attack
life is a shit
John Soddlefit - Sun, 29 Apr 2018 02:25:45 EST mlBDc0Vo No.278220 Reply
another one if it's not posted yet:
>finding a bunch of stale-smelling empties whenever you open a drawer or cabinet at home
Beatrice Pinnersuck - Mon, 30 Apr 2018 10:08:09 EST 7n/nIkNd No.278239 Reply
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>Pee in empty can
>wake up in morning
>mistakenly drink out of can
>piss tastes like alcohol
Augustus Piblingchidging - Tue, 01 May 2018 20:15:57 EST GHFLwdVq No.278251 Reply
Not as bad as

>be drinking 40's of steel reserve
>also be sick and hacking up tons of phlegm
>can't finish the nasty bottom part of a 40
>use it as a spitoon for my disgusing phlegm
>get piss drunk on 3 or 4 40's
>go to drink the dregs of one of the beers
>it's my phlegm
Simon Darrynadge - Tue, 01 May 2018 22:14:22 EST 0rVI/BZr No.278252 Reply
>waking up with your family and friends pissed off at you and you have no idea why

lol it was a bad one
Samson - Wed, 02 May 2018 00:20:02 EST iiqDNW1e No.278254 Reply
idk, I think piss is still worse than phlegm, even old phlegm mixed with nasty malt liquor
Hedda Bebblekare - Thu, 03 May 2018 07:39:45 EST sGsbLpac No.278271 Reply
>tfw you convince your wife to do all sorts of things that'll take up her time by herself (such as adjudicating for debate clubs) so that you have more time to drink
Before I met her I drank all day erry day. I'm a good boy now who confines himself to drinking on Friday and Saturday evenings (a whole box of goon each night) but the itch is getting strong. Right now she's in our study doing some work for the debate club. I've immediately whipped out the goonbag and chugged most of it. Sober to fucked in 5 minutes.

I do all sorts of bad things in my life and feel guilty. Masturbating, eating junk food, etc. But this...there's no guilt. I feel good.

That might just be the liquor talking though.
Graham Hundlechack - Thu, 03 May 2018 08:44:50 EST +fDKZASo No.278272 Reply
thats fucking sad man, why is she your wife if you prefer drinking alone over her?
you know how this will end
Doris Derringmeck - Thu, 03 May 2018 13:40:27 EST vPJWCXof No.278274 Reply
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>tfw your loving wife is an obstacle to getting hammered alone and browsing the internet
wow what a bitch
Shit Clupperlock - Fri, 04 May 2018 00:01:26 EST yeaPfvUv No.278282 Reply
>Falling asleep on your city's subway system after a night of boozing
Jack Sellerville - Fri, 04 May 2018 02:19:06 EST BDmT4m8y No.278283 Reply
thats standard, not alcoholic. i see a lot of 17 year olds passed out on the subway on a sunday morning
Caroline Dablingson - Fri, 04 May 2018 05:32:58 EST K2ECLYom No.278284 Reply
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>tfw aspiring alchy
ill get there some day bois. it took me several trys to type thid
Thomas Brobberbanks - Fri, 04 May 2018 08:51:59 EST WVEl/fwu No.278290 Reply
>Every morning your face is bloated and eyes bright red, almost demonic looking.
Clara Seffingforth - Mon, 07 May 2018 06:57:18 EST wLCeqsvp No.278315 Reply
>mistake half empty vodka bottle for piss bottle
>drink that shit anyway because alcohol
Fuck Sinderwater - Mon, 07 May 2018 17:40:25 EST //FVtLop No.278318 Reply
>when the only thing you do while sober is clean up everything you did while drunk
>when you plan to do something else besides drink but then 8 hours of work goes by
>when you give up so when you get the bright idea to do something instead of drinking you tell yourself "say that again after working 8 hours"
Fucking Sondlemut - Mon, 07 May 2018 22:06:35 EST 7n/nIkNd No.278319 Reply
do you mean

>mistake piss bottle for half empty vodka bottle
Hedda Fidgeville - Tue, 08 May 2018 07:44:50 EST 1DnhEeYb No.278323 Reply
I think he pissed in his vodka then continued to drink it
which is totally understandable. if booze is expensive in your place there's no way i'd throw out half a bottle just coz of a little piss
Nell Deffingstone - Mon, 14 May 2018 10:08:59 EST 4lwnM24E No.278377 Reply
>When you buy expensive whiskey to treat yourself from time to time
>2 hours later the bottle is empty
>buy cheap beer to finish the job
Nigel Dublinghall - Mon, 14 May 2018 10:16:27 EST 1V2E/lN5 No.278378 Reply
>when you polish off 12 beers but the night isn't over so you bust out the cooking wine
Simon Mittingduck - Tue, 15 May 2018 13:05:05 EST 7n/nIkNd No.278382 Reply
>drinking alcohol to work up the motivation to walk and buy more alcohol

>hungry but not eating so I can get more fucked up
Hannah Bicklelare - Tue, 15 May 2018 14:25:59 EST FHw6EcUb No.278383 Reply

Ugh, filthy degenerates. You alcoholics make me sick!

Now where's that cough syrup I was about to chug?
Betsy Punkinshaw - Wed, 16 May 2018 04:20:07 EST V1W1/SUt No.278391 Reply
Sounds like a positive to me. Gotta be a way to use this to your advantage.
Edward Nennerstone - Wed, 16 May 2018 18:56:37 EST tSz4loN+ No.278395 Reply
I'm so fucking tired of alcoholism. Every fucking day i wake up feeling like utter shit, then i have to walk to the fucking shop to buy a shitton of fucking alcohol. I need to change what i'm drinking because i get disgusted of anything if i drink it for more than 3 days, so i have beer days, wine days, and hard liquor days cycling. But i have to drink it and i don't want anymore, i'm disgusted of fucking drinks but i have to drink to get a few hours without withdrawal, panic, etc. My nerves are fucked, i'm shaking, jerking, i'm weak, i'm tired, i'm in pain, all day, every day. Recently discovered that two of my teeth has rotten. i've really had enough of all this shit. I want to quit but i can't. Tried several times but failed. I feel that i should kill myself because i can't bear this suffering anymore. I'm poisoning my body every day, and now i'm so sick. i'm also depressed which drives me back to drinking if i'm finally gather strenght to put it down. I'm really just going to kill myself, i can't bear this anymore.
Martin Nicklebury - Wed, 16 May 2018 19:10:49 EST L9YZrLpP No.278396 Reply
i definitely drink too much and am finding it harder and harder to stop myself lately, but the problem is I still love drinking. I feel like when you get to this stage isn't a lot easier to convince yourself to try to taper or even get medical help and try a benzo taper?
Samuel Sushfoot - Wed, 16 May 2018 20:11:06 EST GHFLwdVq No.278397 Reply
Have you tried rehab? It's not the solution but it's helpful to have a sheltered environment to clear your head. And it's not so bad as people portray it.

I've never been an alcoholic but other drugs and it is tough but you just gotta do it. I mean there is no answer that will make it easier, you just gotta tough through it rly. One way to look at it is that you're suffering regardless. It will be worth it to suffer a bit more for a little while. It feels really good to wake up and feel healthy.
Sidney Cheblinghood - Wed, 16 May 2018 23:47:12 EST Dvb+fqN2 No.278400 Reply
>when you read ops long post and give up
Barnaby Goodson - Thu, 17 May 2018 19:58:56 EST dYp7+GdR No.278415 Reply
>when it's literally safer for you to pound a beer before driving anywhere than it is to drive to completely sober because of how bad your hands shake
Nicholas Dushlack - Fri, 18 May 2018 20:16:05 EST MRETjAQL No.278431 Reply
>waking up and walking 6km to burn off some of the vodka calories you'll be consuming when you get home
Alice Blesslebet - Fri, 18 May 2018 21:43:44 EST hjcAGZAJ No.278433 Reply
>eating light throughout the day so the booze hits hard and fast at night on an empty stomach
Emma Turveyspear - Sat, 19 May 2018 01:52:25 EST OPHJj0it No.278435 Reply
>when you run out of booze

Nathaniel Brarryhood - Sat, 19 May 2018 15:57:25 EST mlBDc0Vo No.278439 Reply

>buying a fifth of rum and it's empty in the morning

i feel like i've actually accomplished something. never managed to the entire fifth before.
Molly Pullydock - Sun, 20 May 2018 00:43:42 EST mlBDc0Vo No.278447 Reply
i was properly fucked when i typed that. should say:

>only getting drunk once off the fifth because you accidentally the whole thing the first night
William Bunway - Sun, 20 May 2018 15:09:46 EST /ztN1AQR No.278453 Reply
Imagine if next to the water pipes we had booze pipes and you could pour yourself a drink whenever you want
Isabella Gindlewud - Sun, 20 May 2018 16:56:58 EST YoTRrD1A No.278454 Reply
>"I'll just get one beer. It might as well be a high gravity 22 oz"
>"I'm just going to have one beer tonight, I sure am watching my intake"
>Back at the gas station to buy a 12 pack within 15 minutes
>Proceed to drink all 12 beers as well as the 22 oz

Oh well. It's the fucking pringles curse of alcoholism. Once you pop the fun don't stop.
Alice Crashshit - Mon, 21 May 2018 04:39:55 EST WVEl/fwu No.278458 Reply
>fall asleep holding drink
>stay asleep for like half an hour
>Wake up because drink spills on you
>finish drink
Charlotte Fillerlodging - Mon, 21 May 2018 05:03:07 EST uWw1AQ2W No.278459 Reply
>be at work
>furiously chewing mint gums
>trying not to breathe near coworkers
Albert Bemmerneck - Tue, 22 May 2018 12:43:23 EST A8T/DJsQ No.278474 Reply
Probably been said, but
>can’t eat anything until a few drinky poos go down
>masochistically love the burn of liquor on an empty stomach, esp in the morning
>hide liquor in water bottle at work, and convince myself no one notices (they probably do)
>stomach is literally iron and it takes an obscene amount very quickly to cause me to throw up
>those rare moments when you hit the perfect drunk state and surgeon’s hands appear
Nathaniel Doggleshit - Wed, 23 May 2018 17:27:12 EST k1w2sgd3 No.278498 Reply

Fuckin' sweet! By the way, I'm not an alcoholic guys. I'm just addicted to getting high in general. I don't really have a particular drug of choice, but I probably use more weed than anything.

Although, I sometimes I drink a lot for a short period of time.
James Bunningstone - Wed, 23 May 2018 18:36:55 EST Fzy0QMa4 No.278502 Reply
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Augustus Sivingworth - Wed, 23 May 2018 21:18:34 EST 0iL/IY0w No.278506 Reply
>tfw when you have bright white lines like crescents below every one of your nails

I'm fucked man, I knew a dude with those got diagnosed with liver failure years later, he still gets drunk every day but he'll probably die soon and I'll die a couple years later.
Betsy Dibblepire - Fri, 25 May 2018 07:24:38 EST wLCeqsvp No.278516 Reply
White crescents/half moons at the bottom of your nails are a sign of good health

White nails with a red-ish line at the top could be Terry's Nails which could be a sign of liver problems.
Jarvis Peshgold - Fri, 25 May 2018 08:11:45 EST c1B23Kso No.278517 Reply
what about slightly brown half moons little above nalis, on fingers? no, I don't have dirty hands
Walter Crallerdale - Fri, 25 May 2018 21:12:54 EST svH47kN7 No.278522 Reply
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>when one morsel of food makes your heart rate sky-rocket
Reuben Fottingpin - Sun, 27 May 2018 13:11:28 EST WVEl/fwu No.278544 Reply
>Random tingling sensations from nerve damage
Jenny Suddlesudging - Mon, 28 May 2018 21:57:07 EST tSz4loN+ No.278558 Reply
Is that really from nerve damage? I'm having those too, and i thought it's caused by high blood-sugar (some alcoholic "pre-diabetes").
Walter Claddleville - Wed, 30 May 2018 19:17:48 EST ZGgDzJJG No.278576 Reply
>when you ruin your love life by being a depressed drunk mess

Trying to get sober now to fix things but chances are I'll probably fuck it up

>tfw you fuck up everything because of drinking
Augustus Channinglock - Fri, 01 Jun 2018 20:43:21 EST EMqiQcuk No.278611 Reply
>when you cancel dates with grils and meetings with friends because you'd rather drink alone
Polly Feffingchud - Sat, 02 Jun 2018 01:47:51 EST hxxZvJe6 No.278618 Reply
>When you really want to believe you can have one or two drinks with your neighbor and call it quits.

>When 5 days later you've been drinking nonstop after quitting for 3 months and have nearly spent $200 on booze and now you're a depressed fuckass for even entertaining the notion that maybe you cured your alcoholism.
Ian Gonkinpug - Sat, 02 Jun 2018 20:55:23 EST 9TAcgmWA No.278622 Reply
> I can't get drunk without wanting to go out there and score weed.

and I can't smoke weed without having at least an alcohol buzz going and alcohol on standby to counteract the panic. Or benzos, but alcohol seems to work much better in counteracting weed dread.

Once you've tasted dread on weed in high doses you'll never truly feel safe with weed again.

Trying to score weed while drunk kinda ruins the night and the fun too, I fucking hate this circle!
Lydia Duckville - Mon, 04 Jun 2018 00:26:37 EST Fzy0QMa4 No.278625 Reply
I did this for a while. Weed would just make me anxious but I'd have a couple beers or just power through it to appreciate the high while gaming/watching movies/chilling with people.

After a while I couldn't justify it anymore. I'm obviously not enjoying it if I have to work that hard to make the high bearable, so I cut way back. I just take a couple hits to relax on the weekends now.
Cornelius Worthingfield - Tue, 05 Jun 2018 03:11:02 EST GZKVYpxN No.278633 Reply

how the fuck could you ever allow yourself to be out of booze? i always have like 4 layers of booze reserves in rotation, i have never lacked booze in the past 10 years
George Denderhall - Wed, 06 Jun 2018 00:05:34 EST mlBDc0Vo No.278647 Reply
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currently using a pair of cutting goggles to internet without the screen making my headache worse.
Sidney Blythehall - Wed, 06 Jun 2018 09:03:10 EST wLCeqsvp No.278656 Reply
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A real alcoholic (functioning or not) always makes sure that there's a healthy supply at home or include a personal beer/liquor run into any other plans.
Martha Cummerwell - Wed, 06 Jun 2018 22:06:10 EST gV29yp2V No.278662 Reply
Yeah, I've had those since I was a kid. I'm pretty sure they're just drunk.
Doris Turveyshaw - Wed, 06 Jun 2018 23:10:57 EST WVEl/fwu No.278667 Reply
>trying to calculate how much you spend on booze every month
>Stop, because it's just way too much and you don't really want to know

Booze is by far my biggest expense. More than rent, utilities, transportation and food for sure. How much more? IDK the calculation is scary.
Hannah Sosslehodge - Thu, 07 Jun 2018 00:52:02 EST Fzy0QMa4 No.278668 Reply
>implying you need to worry about rent, utilities, transportation and food when you can just be hammered all the time
Go for a walk nigga there's tons of people just roaming around getting wasted 24/7 and enjoying free food out of dumpsters, it's the ez life. You just gotta commit
Hannah Sosslehodge - Thu, 07 Jun 2018 00:56:19 EST Fzy0QMa4 No.278669 Reply
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oh and the best part is that strangers will buy all your booze for you, you just have to catch them right as they're exiting their office building and be really obnoxious harassing them and telling blatantly obvious BS sob stories while preventing them from getting to their car after work until they give you a couple bucks to make you fuck off
Boom you've got a 40oz right there. No joke homie you could be living this right now. The only question is if you got the balls to follow your dreams
Samson - Thu, 07 Jun 2018 01:38:50 EST iiqDNW1e No.278670 Reply
when I encounter such people (plenty here in the sf bay area), I like to cut out the middleman by just giving them some of whatever I'm drinking, usually cheap malt liquor
Samuel Garringhetch - Fri, 08 Jun 2018 04:36:49 EST +4rFi5/c No.278687 Reply
>IN COLLEGE forgetting capslock is on
>only meth when drunk
>buy more vodka
Frederick Worthingcocke - Fri, 08 Jun 2018 17:59:43 EST 9leqweT+ No.278690 Reply
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This shitty meme is fucking right. Gotta be careful, guys. I lost all my savings in a couple of car crashes, my parents trust, some cellphones, lots of money on bitches and have had terrible moral hangovers over the last couple of years.
William Wockledock - Sat, 09 Jun 2018 08:24:33 EST n4SeGIh7 No.278693 Reply
>When a transgendered progamer you've never heard of calls you asking how you're doing and telling you that you used to be friends and were planning to meet up and fuck several years ago.

Strangest phone conversation of my life.
Martin Grandford - Sat, 09 Jun 2018 13:14:16 EST Sfftf0BP No.278694 Reply
Who /drinking at work/ here?
Martin Grandford - Sat, 09 Jun 2018 13:14:16 EST Sfftf0BP No.278695 Reply
Who /drinking at work/ here?
George Wuggleson - Sun, 10 Jun 2018 09:39:53 EST WVEl/fwu No.278702 Reply
>be 28
>look 48
>Never get ID'd
Cornelius Dopperspear - Tue, 12 Jun 2018 01:06:59 EST pdmV3gDg No.278721 Reply
>be 21
>can count on one hand number of times I've been ID'd
George Munkindick - Tue, 12 Jun 2018 06:15:28 EST RtdTdpAC No.278723 Reply
>disrupted sleep where you wake up earlier than normal
Apparently that's to do with a spike in glutamine production or something like that. Happens with every hangover.

One time I woke up and heard my flatmate up and about and knew he was off for a job interview. I thought I'd pop in and say good luck before he left for it. Turns out he'd been and gone and it was 2pm, rather than early in the morning like I'd thought.

Honestly I think I've managed to sleep through a morning hangover maybe once or twice. Every other time I'll wake up between 6-8 and struggle to get back to sleep.
George Crondlebury - Mon, 18 Jun 2018 20:06:44 EST GZKVYpxN No.278802 Reply
>when 3 different people in your class who you barely know independently call you out for being an alcoholic when you thought you were being lowkey about how often you mentioned drinking and all you can do is sheepishly smile and shrug
Sophie Honeyway - Wed, 20 Jun 2018 07:48:03 EST wLCeqsvp No.278835 Reply
>when co-workers at the office party are surprised you can drink so many beers without becoming tipsy
Sidney Bizzlebot - Wed, 20 Jun 2018 10:19:34 EST 9aZZ5J5q No.278836 Reply
>roatate liquor stores you go to so the employees dont realize how often you really drink
>chain stores
>employee pulling a double shows up at the other store for 2nd shift after you already saw her on 1st shift at her usual store
Henry Ducklock - Wed, 20 Jun 2018 14:44:11 EST yXFvomkr No.278840 Reply
tbh i am on the verge of transcending that shit. i might get consistently drunk a few days in a row while writing reports and summaries and stumble to pick up the next bottle of cider, but at least i dont work the cash register at 45. so whatever scournful look somebody may give me is countered by a false sense of superiority and over compensating faux politeness.

"hello again, here to pick up the next round?" the middle aged woman says
-i just love how comfy you look behind that register, have a wonderful evening.
John Mendercocke - Thu, 21 Jun 2018 18:00:13 EST nqiHh+FE No.278853 Reply
>spleen doesnt hurt
>under collarbone area doesnt hurt
better drink before the pain returns
Shitting Brondlefield - Thu, 28 Jun 2018 23:45:21 EST xo2lO6yt No.278910 Reply
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>drinking at the office party
Wesley Secklecocke - Fri, 29 Jun 2018 01:32:55 EST qY8+1S/k No.278914 Reply
I worked for a dry cleaning company. A Christmas party during working hours. Damn, !.75 bottles of vodka, etc. Too much alcohol for a handful of people.

Girl who worked there was riding a cart rolling around that you fold clothes over and making horsey sounds in front of customers,

oblivious to her appearance to customers, everybody. I drank but was a pretty well seasoned drinker by 17, 18. So I was cool, my associate was cool, he didn't really drink much. Disaster. Was planning on getting a KEG regardless, the instant party thing had just popped up.

short drunk dude, told the worker to come over over before they were out of it. The smaller guy who get riled up thinking they are invincible. I wasn't home with the keg. Told him to call to make sure I was home anyway before he would come over. Left a message, "I was here ASSHOLE, where were you?" The snow on the driveway had multiple speedout marks on it. Along with the street. Coming up I assumed it was him from the top of the street judging by the erratic tracks. Definite pullover material. Needless to say, got a keg and accociate who didn't drink much, ended up hours later getting to his girlfriends house who he was going to marry. Bla bla bla. Got back to my house and it was me him and her with a half keg? Full?
I could have made a call and had an instant party. Associates girlfriend would have freaked by the people that would have shown up. So I guess didn't bother. Needless to say I din't go back to work there again. Just had collected my check and drank on the keg for however long.

Depends on people who you work with at work parties, or wherever, If they can maintain their
basic composure, even if totally hammered. just basic composure I guess.

By the way, I should have exited the place with a couple of liter's and 1.75 bottles. Not like anybody would have really missed these.
Ebenezer Hippershaw - Fri, 29 Jun 2018 10:16:36 EST SIs7LUqN No.278922 Reply
How drunk are you man? I thought that I'm retarded for not being able to understand posts, but it turns out you posted semi-gibberish in every thread
Beatrice Suzzlestack - Fri, 29 Jun 2018 13:49:39 EST sYodSTw7 No.278923 Reply
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I'm assuming that English isn't his first language the way he keeps bringing up "Instant party" and 1.75 bottles.

He could be completely blasted though, and if that's the case he may never remember to come back and check up on these posts. We may never get a definite answer...
Ebenezer Hippershaw - Fri, 29 Jun 2018 16:29:27 EST SIs7LUqN No.278924 Reply
English ain't my first language either, but I browsed enough chans to recognize posting patterns. From the vocab used I'd guess he's a native speaker, frankly it really resembles schizophrenic posting
Barnaby Poblingpan - Fri, 29 Jun 2018 17:05:32 EST kf4TcaHF No.278925 Reply
Drinking at an office party isn't bad, getting shitfaced is. I usually have 2-3 beers then bounce since I'd rather not hang out there for too long anyway. I can understand if you drink uncontrollably once you start though.
Lillian Feddlewell - Sat, 30 Jun 2018 13:49:36 EST 6b+H6Ihl No.278936 Reply
That's pretty bad, you ever gone back to work after a bender and forgot what year it was?
Nathaniel Dartwell - Sat, 30 Jun 2018 18:01:45 EST DhpkwGF1 No.278937 Reply
Probs just a drunk post.
> 1.75 bottles.
1.75L . It's a handle. Ever hear someone say a 750, as in 750ml, as in a fifth, as in a fifth of a gallon, as in a normal wine/liquor bottle?

>"Instant party"
What's not to get? It's a party. Instantly..
Ernest Ginkinfot - Wed, 04 Jul 2018 06:30:19 EST 4QaMsZVK No.278960 Reply
What is this 'every' thread?
>>How drunk are you man? I thought that I'm retarded for not being able to understand posts, but it
>>turns out you posted semi-gibberish in every thread

>What is every thread?

>>I thought that I'm retarded for not being able to understand posts,

Enough to sound semi-dumb.
Ernest Ginkinfot - Wed, 04 Jul 2018 07:21:18 EST 4QaMsZVK No.278961 Reply
>instant party? You mean Christmas party? The point was redirected to work parties.

Surely you know that two half pints = what? Is it more, less, or the same as a pint.

A handle? OK. Go to an upscale liquor stare and ask for a handle of whatever liquor. It is common these days of young drinkers to refer to it as that. The liquor store owners I have known, never ordered cases of handles. Nor refer to them as handles to customers. The Order forms never say handles. Distributors would think, what an idiot if people ordered cases of handles. 1.75 is what it is. I never called a 1.75 bottle a handle, like let's get a handle!

>He could be completely blasted though, and if that's the case he may
>never remember to come back and check up on these posts.

You sound like a complete idiot. But remember to check on these posts, what is there to actually see.

>We may never get a definite answer...

You sound like a complete idiot. I say craving for attention or something. But definite answer to what?
What does that even remotely mean? who is we? And What are you supposed to be?
Nell Bangerbore - Wed, 04 Jul 2018 12:42:38 EST bPSpSzqQ No.278965 Reply
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Idk where the fuck you live but 1.75 liter bottles are frequently referred to as handles you fucking goober
Charlotte Clavingville - Wed, 04 Jul 2018 19:05:58 EST GZKVYpxN No.278968 Reply

maybe in metric land you nerds call it a "one point seven five" but in america we call it a handle.
Doris Giblinggold - Wed, 04 Jul 2018 21:00:09 EST RDtUrPl8 No.278972 Reply

Well, you Americunts express yourself pretty funny. I mean, english language is shitty and you make it worse. Gracias a Dios mi lengua natal es el español.
William Fucklegold - Thu, 05 Jul 2018 10:31:22 EST wLCeqsvp No.278981 Reply
We just call em "bottle" and if the particular brand has a large variant (1.5 or 2 litre instead of 1) we call those "large bottle".

I think that dude just wanted to specify exactly how much he drank
Thomas Smallway - Fri, 06 Jul 2018 09:20:15 EST hv45XRfn No.278994 Reply
Yeah, the language chosen by international lawyers and business men is shitty, camacho.
John Billingstock - Fri, 06 Jul 2018 09:53:45 EST siYvQGXL No.278996 Reply
>4th is on a Wednesday
>start drinking on Monday
>have a lot of fun with fireworks
>check the calendar
>it's the 6th
>it's probably time to stop
>but you've already had 5 morning beers
Tomorrow is the day...
Isabella Gashgold - Tue, 10 Jul 2018 17:03:29 EST EkhdZvD0 No.279042 Reply
>I mean, english language is shitty and you make it worse
Please elaborate. What's the difference between "the English language" and "American," to you, that the second is worse?
Henry Grandspear - Wed, 11 Jul 2018 18:12:44 EST EkhdZvD0 No.279053 Reply
Christ, is this fucking hilarious or am I just nice and drunk?
Barnaby Buttingridge - Wed, 11 Jul 2018 19:51:02 EST PUeN41Kh No.279058 Reply
>go to a store and buy a shit ton of any kind of alcohol you like
>yell out loud (so anyone in the store can hear) about how you're having a party with your friends or go camping with like 12 of them or something and joke about random stuff with the clerks
>meanwhile all the booze you're buying is actually for yourself.

I mean, I don't drink but if I did this is the type of excuses I'd come up with when buying booze.
Henry Drushwen - Thu, 12 Jul 2018 08:57:56 EST wLCeqsvp No.279067 Reply
Pretty much what I tell myself when I look at all the shit I'm about to buy
>damn this is a lot of alcohol for one person
>I bet they think I'm throwing a party
>I guess I throw a party every night because I have lots of friends
Nell Hannerkare - Sun, 15 Jul 2018 15:23:18 EST esbxeu0D No.279093 Reply
>When you're the main character of the story your friends are telling you and you have no idea what is gonna happen next

>Insist that you remember everything

>Have friends that believe you when you say you remember everything.

>Ask friend why she took my bracelet

>Friend gets pissy and throws it back yelling, 'You gave it to me last night."

>Lie and say you do actually remember and try to give it back to her
Esther Goodlock - Sun, 15 Jul 2018 20:02:18 EST vFsVUdGi No.279098 Reply
no you faggots, do this. i'm about to change your life.
>take quick look around
>make sure they don't sell jell-o mix
>get a shitload of cheap vodka
>put on counter
>"hey, do you guys sell jell-o mix"
>"nah man, sorry, but you can go to (insert nearby store)"
>"where is that again?" (act genuinely interested)
>"(they point or tell you the location)"
>"thanks, making jell-o shots tonight (if friday, saturday, sunday, holiday, etc) or this weekend (if weekday)
Caroline Bardstock - Mon, 16 Jul 2018 02:05:19 EST hEemcRr1 No.279106 Reply

>when you don't give a shit how often you walk into the liquor store and how much of an alcholic you look like because you're a grown ass adult and can make your own life decisions
Caroline Bardstock - Mon, 16 Jul 2018 02:07:09 EST hEemcRr1 No.279107 Reply

>When you realize you don't have to give a shit how often you walk into the liquor store and how much of an alcoholic you look like because you're a grown ass adult who can make their own decisions.
Sophie Blarringtadge - Mon, 16 Jul 2018 03:34:06 EST DhpkwGF1 No.279111 Reply
This is retarded. Just buy the booze. No need to lie about who it's for. Think they give a shit? You're paying their goddamn bills. They love you, as long as you're not tryin to get free shit.
Caroline Bardstock - Mon, 16 Jul 2018 04:09:06 EST hEemcRr1 No.279114 Reply

When you realize you don't have to give a fuck about the frequency you visit the liquor store or the amounts you buy because you're a grown ass adult and can make your own decisions.
Shit Penderwell - Mon, 16 Jul 2018 10:36:58 EST bPSpSzqQ No.279115 Reply
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Imagine being so enthusiastic you think you need an excuse to buy large amounts of booze
Samuel Shittinghall - Fri, 20 Jul 2018 01:22:33 EST GZKVYpxN No.279187 Reply

you just arent deep enough down the rabbit hole to understand
Gnarly McGoblin - Fri, 20 Jul 2018 10:45:52 EST 8C3MCgKX No.279189 Reply
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>Getting kicked out of a ward after having a big fat relapse with 4.2 per mill
>Waking up bound up to the bed (kinda liked it)
>Waking up in diapers in a hospital... 2nd time this year.... (yeah I liked that, too)
Graham Bapperchare - Fri, 20 Jul 2018 14:19:28 EST RDtUrPl8 No.279190 Reply

I am, you fucking coward piece of shit. Grow some balls.
Nigel Lightham - Fri, 20 Jul 2018 18:57:09 EST DhpkwGF1 No.279195 Reply
You're saying that most people come up with excuses for buying large amounts of booze? Who are these people?

Sure, sometimes a cashier gets judgey for seeing you buy the same shit every day. But that's rare. And when it happens, it's best to just find another place. Simple.
Samuel Dibberstork - Sat, 21 Jul 2018 00:39:15 EST SIaSKaIt No.279198 Reply

oh stop. they wouldn't be so judgmental if you weren't so avid to avoid a little friendly communication or acknowledgement.
Hedda Gumblemotch - Sat, 21 Jul 2018 05:51:23 EST C/E/pBLz No.279200 Reply
Yeah I personally don't care because I also buy poppy seeds often but just saying that most people buy huge amounts of booze for some kind of special occassion
Also fuck cashiers asking too many questions, it's not their job
Hamilton Bellerfore - Sun, 22 Jul 2018 02:32:26 EST GZKVYpxN No.279209 Reply

this is why you rotate locations like a normal alcoholic
Fuck Crarrygold - Mon, 23 Jul 2018 13:34:48 EST QQ8AFFzS No.279222 Reply
>drank 9 beers last night
>no buzz, nothing, just felt a little sleepy after a couple hours

I hate having a /hooch/ tolerance. I swear I need to drink 12 beers just to catch a buzz nowadays
David Bliffingked - Sun, 29 Jul 2018 00:32:49 EST DhpkwGF1 No.279257 Reply
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>TFW drinking yourself into an early grave and nobody cares
Simon Mungerworth - Sun, 29 Jul 2018 02:49:32 EST VnF0ioQp No.279258 Reply
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>Get off of work at 1:30
>"Fuck yeah, still time to buy booze"
>Work tomorrow at 10:30am
>"Fuck yea, still time to suck down 6 PBR pints and a 22oz New Belgium Imperial Voodoo Ranger

I'm sure my coworkers love me
Simon Mungerworth - Sun, 29 Jul 2018 02:52:52 EST VnF0ioQp No.279259 Reply
Also, fantastic thread OP. This is the booze equivalent of the Recent Meals threads in /nom/ and you should continue it as such once this thread reaches 500 posts.

Caroline Perryspear, are you still willing to carry the torch for the "Just Alcoholic Things" line of threads?
Cornelius Sellersadge - Sun, 29 Jul 2018 17:26:47 EST 94NQZyej No.279263 Reply
>when a light buzz doesn't make the emotional pain go away but a full on drunk damages my body to the point I can't work out the next day
Jenny Nonnerkeg - Sun, 29 Jul 2018 20:39:35 EST PrdU69Zm No.279266 Reply
>when you buy a dozen six packs of 8% and drink 1 from the time you wake up till you pass out late afternoon wake up a few hours later drink another till you pass out till you wake up in the morning, smoke a bowl, jack off , and literally within seconds of blowing your load crack open another can and start the routine all over again

best routine tbh
Walter Wiffingmock - Mon, 30 Jul 2018 13:58:22 EST Oox2Pgjb No.279272 Reply
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I think guys suck.
Cornelius Binkinlatch - Mon, 30 Jul 2018 15:02:17 EST 94NQZyej No.279273 Reply
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>when you're on a t break for cannabis due to a good career prospect so you get the genius idea to fill a disposable vape tank with vodka and puff on it all day for a nice buzz
William Fuckingdale - Mon, 30 Jul 2018 20:01:14 EST GZKVYpxN No.279274 Reply

i am the OP of this thread you slut and you better show some got damn respect, whore
Samson - Mon, 30 Jul 2018 20:18:09 EST iiqDNW1e No.279275 Reply
>tfw about to start working evening shifts at an airport
obviously can't bring any liquids to work, there aren't any liquor stores near the airport, and the ones near the next BART station are gonna be closed and expensive to reach. basically means I won't be able to drink between midday and midnight, which really fucking sucks
Lydia Fottingbork - Tue, 31 Jul 2018 04:23:17 EST 94NQZyej No.279279 Reply
Yay Area. They won't let you bring any liquid in a lunch bag? Damn, sfo?
Samson - Tue, 31 Jul 2018 08:49:50 EST iiqDNW1e No.279283 Reply
maybe could get one or two small bottles in that way, but they could still end up getting pulled from my bag, and I'd rather my coworkers/bosses not know about the full extent of my habit
Beatrice Briblingbury - Tue, 31 Jul 2018 12:50:30 EST DhpkwGF1 No.279287 Reply
>Got wasted the night before? Wake up refreshed and ready to start the day
>Only have a couple drinks? Good lord mornings suck.

I'm tapering down now. Shit sucks.
Lydia Fottingbork - Tue, 31 Jul 2018 19:17:00 EST 94NQZyej No.279292 Reply
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Sucks you're going to have to go without. I'd buy a wine/flask bag and strap it to your leg
Charles Dragglelene - Wed, 01 Aug 2018 01:48:58 EST ZZdxPnRp No.279294 Reply
trying to drink less and then your friends comment on your personality (in a bad way)
Emma Fittingson - Wed, 01 Aug 2018 20:27:41 EST dYp7+GdR No.279305 Reply
I started drinking less this year and now my friends don't hang out with me anymore
Nathaniel Puttingridge - Sat, 11 Aug 2018 13:20:31 EST GZKVYpxN No.279433 Reply
>when you get into a huge argument with yourself over whether it's okay to get drunk in the morning on your day off
Phyllis Dinningwater - Sun, 12 Aug 2018 02:01:00 EST TFYrcOCO No.279436 Reply
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>tfw you're even too ashamed to post your terrible alcoholic habits on a semi-anonymous image board
Hugh Nenkinfield - Sun, 12 Aug 2018 02:15:28 EST hEemcRr1 No.279440 Reply
>Spent the last few days up my buddies camp drinking
>Threw up first thing every morning
>Friend: Dude do you normally throw up every single morning?
>Me: "Yeah, pretty much"
>Feel silently judged
Nigel Pummernedge - Sun, 12 Aug 2018 02:35:15 EST mlBDc0Vo No.279443 Reply
some people need an alcoholic peer group to in order to sustain their alcoholism. we can't all be natural born drunk bastards.
Walter Blatherdale - Sun, 12 Aug 2018 04:32:55 EST tDlDeo7/ No.279444 Reply
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>when you're surprised your neighbors haven't kicked down your door and shot you for blasting music at ungodly hours for the past year
Nathaniel Memmerbury - Sun, 12 Aug 2018 05:35:48 EST GSPJ9po8 No.279446 Reply
I woke up from a blackout thinking I had half my beer left but it's nowhere to be found. I can't even find the empty cans. This isn't the first time it's happened either. I just assume I don't remember drinking them while blacked out but the eery part is that I manage to hide/misplace the containers somewhere that my sober self can't find. I checked everywhere
Been a shitty day cause I was counting on the remaining beer to help my hangover
Lydia Hasslepurk - Sun, 19 Aug 2018 19:25:37 EST GZKVYpxN No.279520 Reply
>when every date you go on they ask "why do you drink so fast?"
Hugh Borryforth - Sun, 19 Aug 2018 20:00:23 EST +I/6uOMc No.279522 Reply
>hearing your parents say "I didn't start drinking every day until was older"

>feeling your enlarged liver when you work out hard enough

>oh look i fell asleep with the light on for the fourth night in a row
Betsy Gashsire - Wed, 22 Aug 2018 06:27:08 EST q6ThzSdy No.279566 Reply
>when at every party you ask yourself why people make it so hard for themselves and pour shots instead of drinking straight from the bottle
Walter Shittingman - Wed, 22 Aug 2018 23:11:14 EST DhpkwGF1 No.279581 Reply
>Not getting a solid buzz before the date
>Not packing a secret flask
Fuckin amateur over here
Simon Decklewell - Thu, 23 Aug 2018 04:05:07 EST 6ssROD6P No.279584 Reply
>Drink water on date, excuse yourself to the bathroom twice
The golden path
Jenny Hinningput - Fri, 24 Aug 2018 05:23:52 EST 465fKF2s No.279600 Reply
>you wake up smelling the alcohol on your breath
>still get in the car and drive to work
Jack Clissleway - Sat, 25 Aug 2018 04:45:01 EST 3OlYjIah No.279612 Reply
Went to a court date and my PO said I smelled like I had been drinking that morning.

My dads former boss got a DUI moving a reactor trailer with a piece of heavy equipment on it. Like tons of heavy equipment, an earth mover/scraper.

Apparently it wasn't safe to move just by looking at the job he he did loading it.
The cop smelled booze on him where he apparently was not drinking before moving this. Talk about a loss of tens of thousands in his business in a few hours in the morning. He could have waited to move it and lost maybe a grand
Fucking Bunforth - Sat, 25 Aug 2018 05:12:27 EST AX7N3kOt No.279615 Reply
Being diagnosed with cirrhosis? Nigga don't you just die from alcohol poisoning?
Eugene Cromblestock - Sat, 25 Aug 2018 05:36:47 EST 465fKF2s No.279619 Reply

That's the dream bro. Why die from liver scarring when you can die from alcohol poisoning instead. JAT
Fuck Blashwick - Tue, 04 Sep 2018 03:01:34 EST U48G4YSH No.279781 Reply
dont tell 4chan about us fuckstick
Caroline Brorringbit - Wed, 05 Sep 2018 18:26:52 EST GZKVYpxN No.279792 Reply
OK guys I think I broke through to a new low today...

I realized I have drank just about every single night of this year, so yesterday I decided to take a day off. Just, give my organs a slight rest. Wasn't even too hard. Got nice sleep, all was well. Today when I woke up I thought, well shit, I should take a few days off and give myself a proper detox and T-break, that would be good, but by about 2PM I was freaking the fuck out. I felt like I was on a stim like coke or mild meth or something. Sweaty, VERY anxious, very upset and distraught, until I got home. I had a little aloud conversation with myself about how I shouldn't drink (I never speak aloud to myself) and then proceeded to have a shot and guzzle a beer as quickly as possible. Now I feel pretty much normal.

This is objectively bad. And a sign things are getting worse. I think I need to take more occasional days off. Jesus christ.
Shit Sozzlekon - Wed, 05 Sep 2018 19:50:25 EST L9YZrLpP No.279793 Reply
fuck, I thought taking a day off and not getting wds meant I was safe...the one day a week I work early I've been not drinking, getting to sleep fine, no real problems...didn't realize it could kick in after 24 hours, though I'd have felt something by then at least
Fucking Memmlestark - Thu, 06 Sep 2018 03:22:25 EST oQ7JAzY+ No.279796 Reply

It gets easier the more days you go without drinking. I went about a month without drinking for personal reasons while I was on a near gallon a week of whiskey habit. The first few days were horrible and I would get extreme anxiety, random sweats, slight shaking, trouble sleeping, and the worst cravings I could imagine. I would be trying to get through work and have to run to the bathroom because the cravings would kick in and my anxiety would skyrocket. It was then I realized how deep of a hold alcohol had on me.

After about a week and a half the cravings were gone, I was sleeping better, my anxiety was low to non-existent, and I rarely thought about alcohol unless I got extremely stressed out. After a few weeks I felt like I had never even had a drink in my life. Just push on day by day and it really will get easier.
Beatrice Ceckleridge - Thu, 06 Sep 2018 14:06:11 EST bS8vfbCj No.279799 Reply
What does "drank" mean? What was your average alc. intake? Are we talkin about a sixpack of standard piss a day or half a handle of 40% spirits?
Nathaniel Smalldale - Fri, 07 Sep 2018 05:00:17 EST Ov5Ck621 No.279804 Reply
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>end up in hospital because of excessive drinking
>get out after a week of detox and feel amazing
>plus, you have some pain meds for fun on the side
>begin drinking again because you're an alcoholic
>gradually increase over the coming days
>use the pain meds to help with hangovers in the morning
>tell yourself on a Sunday: "this will be the last week I drink"
>end up in hospital again
Hugh Funderhood - Mon, 10 Sep 2018 23:38:24 EST a00Qenvr No.279826 Reply
>wake up 5:30
>In work 8:30
>Hey if I drink the rest of the rum I can sleep till 7
>Drink it
>Don't sleep
>End up trying to sober up in the shower before drunk driving to work at 8:25

Every fucking monday
John Sudgesick - Tue, 11 Sep 2018 00:41:22 EST A2G4yN+b No.279830 Reply
>in medium strenght WDs
>didn't sleep since two days
>have to go to school totally fucked, panicking, sweating, tremors, minor hallucinations, reflux, diarrhea
>i have these fucking WDs for about the seventh time and every time i sweared on god that i never ever drink for more than one day again

School has started, i probably detox myself and start taking disulfiram (Antabuse) again. It sucks but it's the only way to save my semester. Of course i can't be drunk or in WD if i plan on making my thesis and passing exams. The only thing i wish for is if i could just smoke weed like back in the days. It made my depression go away and had lots of fun with it, while no hangovers and withdrawals happened. Now, i have to get drunk first, then smoke the weed, or else i get paranoid panic attacks.
Ernest Fanderkud - Sat, 15 Sep 2018 21:46:34 EST OPHJj0it No.279895 Reply
>pain meds

like opiates?

Or non-opiate GABA shit like Gabapentin?
David Nicklestone - Sun, 16 Sep 2018 09:11:59 EST 1ec/89xI No.279899 Reply
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Tfw I went to a wedding with an open bar yesterday and had screwdrivers and cranberry juice with actual good vodka and I'm not really hungover today.

(Usually I have 3-5 25oz cans of high gravity lager because cheap and I feel like absolute trash.)
Nicholas Gerrytudge - Sun, 16 Sep 2018 18:28:36 EST leF+1haN No.279905 Reply
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My car's not working and I couldn't get a ride to a liquor store before they close (early here on Sundays). There's a big ol hops vine growing in my yard so i took a handful of them and made some strong-ass tea. It basically tastes like 12% IPA without the barley. I'm actually really relaxed, the shakes are minimized, and i feel slightly stoned. I might have to switch to that, lads.
Phineas Boblingpetch - Sun, 16 Sep 2018 19:25:32 EST GZKVYpxN No.279906 Reply

damn im so drunk i thought you said your cat wasn't working
Jack Huvingshaw - Sun, 10 Mar 2019 14:14:47 EST 1wuWDt7L No.280873 Reply
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>try to control your drinking by buying small quantities of alcohol at a time
>end up going to the liquor store six times in one day
Angus Fudgeforth - Mon, 11 Mar 2019 20:44:58 EST 1wlpjwxm No.280876 Reply
>get off booze for over a year until Tom Waits plays and start hitting the gin like it fucked your wife
Nigel Grandlock - Wed, 13 Mar 2019 00:20:15 EST TTN5ialO No.280890 Reply
I usually wake up, drink about a 6-8 second pour of hard liquor right away, then proceed to drink a glass of V8, V8 Fusion and two cups of coffee. Then in my tumbler, I pour a 6-8 second pull of hard liquor and top off with the remainder of my coffee pot for lunch at work. Although I'd rather just have a few beers, I can't reasonably fit in a few beers, two glasses of juice and two cups of coffee in the morning.
Reuben Mammleworth - Sun, 17 Mar 2019 21:47:08 EST mN885PWH No.280916 Reply
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When you wake up late for a hangover call in and call in the day after so it's not as obvious you were just hungover. I'm glad headcold's and earned sick time exist.
Charlotte Chudgepidging - Tue, 19 Mar 2019 00:22:59 EST 1E8Ijp22 No.280923 Reply

Same, so many hospital stays for pancreatitis...
Shitting Drucklecocke - Wed, 20 Mar 2019 14:24:35 EST TT58evw7 No.280933 Reply
I'm just an alien visiting /hooch/ from another dimension.

Sure am glad alcohol isn't my drug of choice. God I don't envy alcoholics.

At least with my vics I can function, eat, and sleep. When I run out though...
Sophie Pommleway - Thu, 21 Mar 2019 21:54:58 EST w9sYkQaC No.280954 Reply

Idk, not the poster, but when I was a broke college student, and what I thought was a heavy drinker about a decade ago (now I'm a broke regular person), I had 5 in on a Friday night, and this was a 12 pack (from fucking Walmart, at like <$10). I figured why not, I always saw them in the gutter in my hood growing up. Shit got me violently black out drunk. I had 7 left, so I thought it a fluke, and tried it again with 4 on Saturday. I still fucking blacked out. I drink even heavier now, but I won't fucking TOUCH Steel Reserve, cause I know what's gonna happen.
Esther Famblebure - Thu, 21 Mar 2019 22:31:05 EST HSxCZpPn No.280955 Reply
>wake up choking on your own vomit, completely wasted, then go grab another drink and pass out again
>get so obliterated that your body just shuts down for a few hours
>never remember the past 5 years of your life because you've been drunk for most of it
>purposely drinking on an empty stomach to get more out of your booze
Matilda Puddleforth - Sat, 23 Mar 2019 02:12:06 EST fSOU9zak No.280967 Reply
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>almost a year later
I wonder what happened to him.
David Suvingteck - Sun, 24 Mar 2019 13:23:05 EST IQ7ILBEg No.280996 Reply
How to get rid of fucking alcoholism? It fucking destroys my fucking life.

>Carefully eating healthy, carefully budgeting money, spending only X, lifting, training, learning, attending classes and going to work
>FUCK THIS i feel sad, i just drink once more
>instantly going over to an alcoholic psychosis drinking dozens of liters, spending 9001X money, eating nothing or maybe some instant noodles, not attending classes, not going to work, getting fired, no gym, no personal hygenie
>100 times more sad than before, but also broke and on withdrawal and depression and the whole house is trashed.
>Repeat above steps 1000 times

A few days ago i literally pissed myself and i was sitting in the corner of the bathroom in urinated clothes drinking a bottle of vodka until passing out. Like what the fuck is happening with me? Did binge drinking totally destroy my amygdala and frontal lobe and i'm already a psychotic who can't control what he does? I'm only 22. What will i be like when i'm 25 if i live that long? What the fuck should i do? Inmate rehab?
Caroline Nushlock - Sun, 24 Mar 2019 22:16:15 EST K+MQ0qyO No.280997 Reply
Reminds me of when I was addicted to heroin. Good luck mate.
Nicholas Hullerson - Sun, 24 Mar 2019 23:12:28 EST Iu4l4p+c No.280998 Reply
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Get help brother. I love you. You will get through this. That you made this post is enough of an indication that you know you need help. There's no doubt in my mind you will go out and get it.
Jack Sidgeshaw - Mon, 25 Mar 2019 02:23:21 EST HSxCZpPn No.281000 Reply
You're stuck with it bro, hate to say it but addictions in our blood. I have met a quite a few alcoholics in my day and I've only met one who was able to abstain, 30 years sober but the guy smokes a pile of dope.
I genuinely do hope you can get your life under control though. Personally I think AA meetings are bullshit and the best thing you can do for yourself is discipline and harm reduction. I've tried both quitting and moderating my drinking and saw much more success with moderation than abstaining completely. You can be the master of your own mind it just requires and incredible amount of discipline.
I do genuinely hope you find what works for you and get better anon.
Gnarly McGoblin - Mon, 25 Mar 2019 13:40:53 EST pRqsgD5Y No.281003 Reply
>The floor is ̶l̶̶a̶̶v̶̶a̶ puke
Ebenezer Pillercocke - Mon, 25 Mar 2019 20:58:45 EST rKEtX3TJ No.281006 Reply
>when you wake up with no headache, nausea or glutamine spike alarm and you're confused because you drank 11 beers, 5 shots and had no food the day before
Charlotte Bridgewill - Wed, 27 Mar 2019 21:19:32 EST K3axPF1w No.281025 Reply
>any reason at all to celebrate
>drink to much and call in sick the next day
Archie Farrydock - Wed, 27 Mar 2019 22:29:46 EST Qqiu5O01 No.281026 Reply
>the burden of guilt that comes with screwing people over because of/for your habit

>the weird brand of optimism you have right before you relapse

>the delusional level of hopelessness/despair when you do relapse

>the intense relief when your BAC gets high enough to dissociate from any sane emotional reality

>remembering that intense relief when you're sober and your emotional reality gets too shitty to bare

>the darkness that comes with realizing you've been through this hundreds of times

"get drunk and shatter your life. go for it!"
Phineas Mimmerworth - Thu, 28 Mar 2019 16:57:16 EST 4H/9l7bZ No.281033 Reply
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>the weird brand of optimism you have right before you relapse
Wesley Smallforth - Fri, 29 Mar 2019 04:48:23 EST 1wlpjwxm No.281037 Reply
I started building physical objects
I need to build, and if I get drunk I'd do sloppy work
I do musical instruments

idk if it would help any of you but I went from daily blackout levels of drinking for 6 years to just having one or two beers a week

I thought I'd share in case anyone can gain from this experience
Rebecca Darthood - Fri, 29 Mar 2019 19:34:45 EST 8M/R0eRd No.281045 Reply
>went from daily blackout levels of drinking for 6 years to just having one or two beers a week

Just want to highlight this is legitimately an option for MOST people who drink heavily, especially if you're younger. You can cut back without needlessly giving up something fun. If you need to take a break, take a break. Know yourself, know your limits.

I hate sober cunts so much. Not people who are sober, that's a valid choice and I respect it a lot. But I hate the people who used to be fun and now they're like

>Yeah, so I've been in recovery for over 30 years now, still go to AA 5 times a week, just got my 100th dick sucked badge

Shut the fuck up.
Angus Packlespear - Sat, 30 Mar 2019 02:21:57 EST Ktx5U+KL No.281049 Reply
Surely once march is over I'll take a break from drinking.

As I said about the previous month, and the month before that, and the month before that, etc.
Emma Fuckingfuck - Mon, 01 Apr 2019 11:53:19 EST i+mXtPCu No.281075 Reply
When your esophagus hurts because of vomiting and vodka and your relative asks why you are coughing
Esther Murdridge - Mon, 01 Apr 2019 17:33:21 EST K+MQ0qyO No.281077 Reply
I got a good one boys.
>when you want to kill yourself
Charles Gishwad - Tue, 02 Apr 2019 20:50:42 EST C/HRwdNL No.281086 Reply
that doesn't even make sense... if your life circumstances are still the same, then why doesn't a different portion of the year make a difference? a completely subjective "portion" I may add..
Jarvis Hupperchig - Tue, 02 Apr 2019 23:21:55 EST PaDP+LlP No.281088 Reply
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You mean every day for the last fifteen years regardless of anything? Yep, sounds about right!

On a positive note, I picked up a four pack of these tonight and they're absolutely delectable. It gives a scent like a heavy sour weissbier, but the is surprisingly well-balanced and not over-powering like I expect from most sours. My only gripe is that it's from Ommegang brewery and doesn't provide their usual 9%-11% abv, which I would expect from a $12 four pack.
David Sebbleridge - Thu, 04 Apr 2019 10:23:32 EST Qqiu5O01 No.281107 Reply
>the look on the faces of gas station attendants when you buy a case of beer/grip of malt liquor minutes after the store opens... every day for several months

yes, mother fucker, it is 8am
yes, i have given up on myself
let it go, man. you know you'd do this if you thought you could get away with it
or were basically suicidal like me
Wesley Surringdale - Thu, 04 Apr 2019 14:33:51 EST HSxCZpPn No.281109 Reply
Holy fuck man it's crazy how people line up outside of a liquor store when it opens up for the day. I used to go first thing in the morning and every day it was the same people. This one old fat lady used to fill up a grocery cart with boxes of wine. Crazy shit man.
Ian Hizzlelock - Thu, 04 Apr 2019 15:02:36 EST 1wlpjwxm No.281112 Reply
I used to work day shifts at this restaurant in Wisconsin and I'd stop at the gas station across the street to buy a 40 and a coffee every day at 9am
Phyllis Blatherworth - Sat, 06 Apr 2019 07:16:25 EST Qqiu5O01 No.281133 Reply
>not sure if alcohol or food poisoning or both
Charlotte Messlefuck - Fri, 12 Apr 2019 02:20:53 EST d+lXmLWX No.281174 Reply
>when a thirty minute project turns into a two hour project because "just winging it" probably wasn't in the instruction manual that you spilled beer on and is now useless
Rebecca Pillywell - Sun, 14 Apr 2019 07:44:59 EST F+z49i1n No.281200 Reply
"That isn't blood in my vomit, it must be red wine".
Fuck Sankinstock - Sun, 14 Apr 2019 09:00:15 EST hb4X9Pah No.281201 Reply
i drink a 6 pack of 5% 473 ML Cans daily, if I miss a day I'll like, drink 12 the next day to "make up for it. I binge drink on weekends drinking like 12 cans on saturday and sunday instead of 6, friday usually as well. but I go to work 5 days a week and justify my drinking with and I quote" Atleast I'm not smoking crack"

im probably an alcoholic, im only 25 been drinking and doing benz since I was 12, I stopped benz at like 20 something, now alcohol is my Drug of choice, It used to be weed. I used to spend like 40 bucks and have weed for a few days atleast, now I'd rather spend that 40 and get drunk for a day or 2.

im really surprised im still on beer and not hard liquor, I prefer having something to drink.

TFW you have no money, no booze, so you start collecting empties to return for 10c a can
Emma Bleggletodge - Sun, 14 Apr 2019 19:43:47 EST HSxCZpPn No.281205 Reply
>Atleast I'm not smoking crack
Hate to tell you there bro but an alcohol addiction with literally kill you. I mean a crack addiction will make you blow fat old dudes for your next fix but alcohol can and will kill you.
Basil Dettingway - Mon, 15 Apr 2019 10:46:01 EST hb4X9Pah No.281208 Reply
when you pull out your ID cause cashiers literally are forced to ask at said establishment but even they say haha i think ive seen u b4 its ok

>i go there every single morning for a 6 pack of tall cans OFCOURSE YOUVE FUCKING SEEN ME
Phineas Nicklehood - Mon, 15 Apr 2019 12:08:44 EST Zofws24O No.281209 Reply
Career cash register jockies are not the smartest people
Martha Buzzworth - Mon, 15 Apr 2019 20:48:20 EST WF4ALqwX No.281212 Reply
>>when you have alcohol on your breath after brushing your teeth 3 times

>Alcohol primarily exits the body through the lungs, you retard.

Hence, alcohol on your breath.
Martha Buzzworth - Mon, 15 Apr 2019 21:51:33 EST WF4ALqwX No.281214 Reply
>maybe in metric land you nerds call it a "one point seven five" but in america we call it a handle.

What do you call a pint. What does a 'handle' label say the amount is. If ordering stock for liquor stores Yea two cases of (whatever) handles. 1.75 bottles have historically been called half
gallons. Or a jug. A bottle is a liter. A 1/5th is a 1/5th a pint is a pin. Not a true pint. A half pint is not a tru half pint. Two half pint are more than one pint.

The handle label came out when booze started to come in plastic containers.

Just me, never took to the label 'handle.' You'll get over calling it though.

As well, tall boys, whatever suits ya. 24 oz. History. OLD E came in 64 OZ bottles. Until the gov made it not legal to sell them. A 40 is a 40.
Martha Buzzworth - Mon, 15 Apr 2019 23:20:22 EST WF4ALqwX No.281217 Reply
Half and half plastic soda bottles. Sprite with vodka. Reseat seal with some glue
as to appear to not have been opened. Hide a stash somewhere. Don't smell like alcohol or act like it. Hust be the employee that drinks a soda or two, noting that vending soda is more expensive.
Martha Buzzworth - Tue, 16 Apr 2019 00:16:47 EST WF4ALqwX No.281220 Reply
These are 12 OZ cans? The12 oz cans seem kinda weird compared to 40s or 24 oz cans. Cans were manufactured in a different place than the others. I think the 12 oz were from texas, or the other way around, from Wisconsin. I could swear the 12 oz cans were something like 12% alcohol. I have drink at times 4 24 oz cans and no hangover. Pretty drunken though where in reality one is a strong buzz for a duration of time, and two 34 oz or a 40 is pretty buzzed.
Martha Buzzworth - Tue, 16 Apr 2019 00:35:27 EST WF4ALqwX No.281222 Reply
>next fix but alcohol can and will kill you.

Don't know, some crack heads are walking dead. Many people last many years of heavy drinking. If if it seems they are way past gone. Some can just bounce back into health reality normality. In all, I think people who are dedicated to smoking coke, lose it all pretty fast.
Martha Buzzworth - Tue, 16 Apr 2019 00:45:59 EST WF4ALqwX No.281223 Reply
Some stores get caught selling to minors and have to ask 'everybody.' This one older city drunk guy who is like the cool older people who are fun to drink with, load back. He was all mad because he was carded. My associate, not the smartest when it comes to some things said it's good policy. The guy said, the fuck it is. No it's not good policy.

He didn't say it in a angrily way directed to my associate, likely a war vet, this was some years ago. He was likely angry and had seen enough overreaching invasive government oversight on people, putting people through too much shit for their gain, and not oversight or thinking on their part.
Esther Hongershit - Wed, 17 Apr 2019 22:47:32 EST Dd79urqc No.281255 Reply
>you have a problem
>haha yea
Putting empties in the fridge so they don't cause bugs
Friends visit and find a pack of beer full of crushed empties and ripped up other packs of beer
The wide eyed glare your cohorts give toy when you slur words or mismatch consonants
Toilet leeches
Hamilton Bubbleforth - Mon, 29 Apr 2019 14:37:02 EST dLj7Qcju No.281406 Reply
Go eat some food till you puke and puke some more. If you’re already an addict might as well learn how to live with addiction and not be so gay
Cornelius Dronnerhall - Mon, 29 Apr 2019 20:08:02 EST AGbKKD5M No.281411 Reply
Do any of you experience muscle fatigue and/or pain the day after drinking?
I only ask because I've never been cognizant of such a symptom in a so-called hangover.
Basil Cuzzleford - Tue, 30 Apr 2019 03:52:17 EST pbW3R7Nt No.281418 Reply
Because it's a matter of course.
Yes, and I think pretty much everyone else feels it too.
Sidney Worthingshit - Wed, 01 May 2019 00:14:43 EST HSxCZpPn No.281423 Reply
I experience that shit 24/7 but I'm also smashed most days so it makes sense
Nigel Guckleteck - Thu, 02 May 2019 00:32:48 EST NjgfiBzZ No.281427 Reply
>My job involves collecting money from the indigent

Quite the noble employment choice I must say.
Nicholas Cigglestitch - Thu, 02 May 2019 00:39:56 EST lyhsRDQE No.281428 Reply
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Good god this is my old post and still up

>when you had 2 rum mules 2 beers and 2 wines and wide awake in bed for at least 2 more hours
Nigel Guckleteck - Thu, 02 May 2019 00:50:19 EST NjgfiBzZ No.281429 Reply
>be 28
>look 48
>Never get ID'd

Be 16, look 16, get hard liquor. Look trustworthy in a streetwise sense and attitude. To not be a scew-up and nark on where I would get booze from.
Nigel Guckleteck - Thu, 02 May 2019 01:19:38 EST NjgfiBzZ No.281430 Reply
>Because it's a matter of course.
>Yes, and I think pretty much everyone else feels it too.

Yea, I feel great after drinking, it's after after drinking that is what makes one feel crappy. Be hydrated as one wants as well. Surely the images people see on you
do show.
Nigel Guckleteck - Thu, 02 May 2019 01:27:28 EST NjgfiBzZ No.281431 Reply
>>hungry but not eating so I can get more fucked up

Gotta really eat. In the end you will be drank as much. A better buzz as well.
I think you can do real harm to your person, (sooner or later) if you do not try to eat and drink water, etc as part of your drinking. Drink and eat snacks, make a dinner, while drinking and drink and eat. Drinking is pretty hard on a person alone. Just saying not eating and all can make a person pretty dull minded,
losing who they are. The body/mind needs to still function somewhat correctly
on top of the alcohol.
Nigel Guckleteck - Thu, 02 May 2019 01:38:30 EST NjgfiBzZ No.281432 Reply
Simply put, unexplained damage, injuries or barely memorable episodes. Angry at stuff things that make no difference or not remember what it was.

As well, very restless sleep. whatever the case, covers blankets
all over the bed in every direction, when it had been perfectly
made earlier.

When not drinking, or drinking as much, bed covers generally stay intact. Lights are off when you wake up. Not rushing to see what you may have spaced out on the night before.
Rebecca Grimhall - Sun, 05 May 2019 01:32:58 EST AGbKKD5M No.281452 Reply
>Tonguing a beer can to get the last morsels of liquor out
Hugh Dartstock - Tue, 07 May 2019 04:24:08 EST SpVU7k9E No.281470 Reply
wake up in the middle if the night for my 2 middle of the night beers so I dont shake when i WAKE UP FOR WORK FUCK
Ernest Croddleshit - Wed, 08 May 2019 21:09:20 EST AGbKKD5M No.281490 Reply
>Bathing, deodorant, and cologne don't mask last night's fumes coming off your breath
Richard S. Everywhere - Wed, 08 May 2019 23:16:39 EST TGI913aD No.281493 Reply
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I'm on my 4th night this week of 4+ tequila drinks
I make it to work and get my ducks in a row but from experience I know this is bad
Lillian Dashtog - Thu, 09 May 2019 03:50:24 EST vfG7o9za No.281496 Reply
When you throw up 1-2L of pure blood...when you cannot even feel... When you live to drink and drink to live. That is when...
Phyllis Dinderchedging - Thu, 09 May 2019 16:01:29 EST gdbPxEiu No.281500 Reply
I shat blood today lads
press - Thu, 09 May 2019 18:32:33 EST fCXV5NbZ No.281503 Reply
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as in tar stool i.e. a buncha of already coagulated and denaturated blood?
or as in you shat some fresh red blood like when you pop a hemrhoid?
volume also matters.

not to be an enabler or a pretend md but if its fresh blood its most likely not directly connected to the drinking
there are worse colours to shit.
Emma Nupperfoot - Thu, 09 May 2019 19:00:07 EST UmBGoHnV No.281504 Reply
Wtf man is that yellow curry with blue #fucknows in it
Emma Bledgefield - Thu, 23 May 2019 20:16:02 EST TGI913aD No.281657 Reply
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bars aren't as comfy as drinking at home alone
Sidney Blungerstet - Wed, 29 May 2019 23:09:28 EST zI3IcHAm No.281693 Reply
>when you get caught stealing a beer from your extended family and they have a fucking intervention because they find one single empty can of budweiser in their trashcan even though you really drink a lot less than your average drinker

NEVER let your family find out you drink folks
Nathaniel Baddleridge - Tue, 18 Jun 2019 01:55:23 EST 4H/9l7bZ No.281816 Reply
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>two margaritas followed by 3 glasses of beer and a shot of tequila, 2 glasses of wine, and some nips from a flask in my freezer, my literal last alcohol. got ubereats on the way
Beatrice Comblenud - Sat, 22 Jun 2019 22:57:55 EST XQTs63lk No.281851 Reply
>when you have a weak ass bladder that automatically gives your drinking away, so you piss in your barely-used bong
Cyril Gunderdock - Mon, 01 Jul 2019 02:31:35 EST AWXJB2n9 No.281932 Reply
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>when you were sober for 3 years without a single drip
>start drinking beer
>up to a 750ml of cheap whisky a night

Cyril Clayway - Mon, 01 Jul 2019 03:21:26 EST nRfUbmcX No.281933 Reply
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>"one's too many and a hundred is not enough"

Won't you ever learn with you it's like stepping off a roof and expecting to fall just one floor?
William Gupperbury - Mon, 01 Jul 2019 20:11:25 EST 4H/9l7bZ No.281937 Reply

damn bruh, how long did it take you to slip from sober to 750's every night?
Phineas Blengerhene - Tue, 02 Jul 2019 02:48:54 EST /l5SqefS No.281938 Reply
>start drinking beer
>up to a 750ml of cheap whisky a night

how long did it take you to get that deep in it?
Matilda Clundlelock - Tue, 02 Jul 2019 21:42:21 EST 4H/9l7bZ No.281949 Reply
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god damn my son, im the OP of this slut and im not that bad. respect and worry, brother
John Gacklefire - Sat, 06 Jul 2019 05:51:34 EST AWXJB2n9 No.281971 Reply
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i truly appreciate the kind words. ive been coming to 420chan since i was legit 15 and /hooch/ has always been a chill place, considering we are all drunks.

i tapered down to like 6 high ABV beers a night. im in a better place since i posted that.
Nigel Hemmlegold - Sat, 06 Jul 2019 12:16:23 EST MErfXlGl No.281974 Reply

Glad to hear it. Its never a bad time to seek help from a physician or therapist either. If you made it sober for 3 months, you can do it again.
Eugene Buncocke - Sat, 06 Jul 2019 17:56:00 EST kGOpsUqZ No.281977 Reply
>start drinking a few beers a day
>kill a fifth a day just to keep the shakes off by the end of the month
Happened to me so many times. I'm back at a fifth a day and I just started daily drinking again like a week ago. I'm pretty much only trapped in this cycle because I drink to dull gabapentin withdrawal every month and after burning through my script in a week. Tolerance spikes back up so fucking fast when you've had years of on and off alcohol and benzo abuse under your belt. I'll be at half a handle a day again by the end of the month, quit for like 10 days when I get my gabapentin and repeat this same shit again and again because I buy booze instead of being smart and buying cheap ass indian lyrica so I can function like a normal human without having to drown my pain in booze. Protip, if you drink because of massive anxiety and crippling depression, lyrica is the shit. When I take just 300mg, I feel so fucking motivated like I have nothing wrong with me but my bullshit insurance won't cover it until they start making generics later this year. Gabapentin is bullshit compared to lyrica because the tolerance spikes WAY too fast and it loses its effect within days if you don't raise the dose. I can take the exact same dose of lyrica for a month with minimal tolerance increase if I don't raise the dose.
James Siddlestone - Sat, 06 Jul 2019 23:45:52 EST xrP9Ir5G No.281981 Reply
how's gabapentin? I have some. Haven't tried it yet, though. Does it help with cravings? Booze is killin me. I can definitely feel my organs all swole. So is gabapentin better? How is it?
Rebecca Cludgeway - Sun, 07 Jul 2019 02:03:52 EST JxdtWkNX No.281983 Reply
>wake up in a sweat, two full beers in front of you
>crush em
>where the fuck am I??
>Tuesday, fucking christ
Jarvis Chullerdock - Wed, 10 Jul 2019 16:17:04 EST kGOpsUqZ No.282047 Reply
It helps the cravings and withdrawal but you have to take a ton. It's a worthwhile high and makes you feel really manic and a bit trippy if you eat enough. The tolerance rises insanely fast though. If you never did it before start out with like 3000mg, not all at once though. Take 600mg every 20 minutes until you're lit.
Hugh Foblingridge - Fri, 12 Jul 2019 10:59:50 EST VgEYTaYP No.282065 Reply
Ah fuck it happened again.
As of yesterday, I was doing really well. Tapered from at least 25 drinks a day, to 4-5 drinks a day.

Last night... it happened again. God damn Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde.

I was at the bar, I had 6 pints. Not bad, time to go. A woman walks in.
My age. She starts buying shots...

She feeds me three shots and a tall beer.
We play foosball and chat about nothing for an hour outside.

I get her number and snapchat.. She has to leave.

I leave, I wander down the street looking to do some "urban exploration". I find a broken down moldy semi trailer unlocked. It's full of posters...

Leaving the truck, excited by my find, I decide to hop the nearest fence. It's some kind of business but surely they are closed (It was actually 9PM, I thought it was 1 AM). Hoping the fence, I find it's a restaurant... the waitress comes out.... What are you doing here?

"I'm Irish and I got lost using google maps" She accepts my story and lets me out the fence gate (I just climbed over it, there was a latch to open the fence). I facepalm all the way until I walk around to the front of the restaurant.

To maintain my cover story I go in and order curry rice dish with my thickest irish accent. It was really good. I pay and leave.

I find some christian literature on the ground.

I go in to the next apartment. I want to get to the roof so I try to find maintenance access. By going to the basement... I find every unlocked door and follow it.... I ended up in the front door of someones apartment. I carefully try and close it. I run out of the building.. They catch up with me. What where you doing? "Spreading the word of the lord" I slur, I give them the literature and we go our separate ways.

I walk 8Km home.

I wake up this morning, my front door open. I'm naked on the floor.

Ah fuck, it happened again.
Cornelius Sobblesedging - Fri, 12 Jul 2019 11:59:16 EST HCHOqDmN No.282066 Reply
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lmfao, this entire thread is nuts; i feel way better about my own intake. I am the OP of the gin thread, and I have a rule where I don't drink for 2-5 days after I have some drinks, and it's been about 2 or 3 weeks since my last bottle of Tanqueray; I know I'm not an alcoholic but I literally think about gin every single day, looking up cocktails, looking up gin brands, THINKING ABOUT IT A LOT - i don't THINK i have a problem???!?
>main reason i don't have a bottle right now is because I am a glass blower and need to sell some customs first/have someone order some stuff from me first...
Hamilton Hinnerbun - Fri, 12 Jul 2019 16:58:19 EST widRK6Vm No.282069 Reply
How long did it take you to realize that's fucking retarded?
Sophie Crimmerwill - Fri, 12 Jul 2019 19:36:58 EST LsjIpRo7 No.282070 Reply
>I have a rule where I don't drink for 2-5 days after I have some drinks
I remember that, "I only drink at weekends" lasted for a good ~10 years. I don't know what happened really, I just suddenly started getting the urge to drink in the week, I mean I'd always have liked to, but I don't know what the turning point was. All of a sudden I'd be at work and suddenly get like a phantom taste of booze and like a little lightning bolt dopamine hit and think "fuck yeah you can get blasted tonight you don't have to work until 5PM tomorrow" and as it got more frequent I started to also feel like I knew what was happening and couldn't do anything about it although obviously I could. I would get like weird anxiety with the urge like I was going towards a waterfall in a canoe or something.
Samuel Pittdale - Mon, 15 Jul 2019 06:42:24 EST DvWS0mNG No.282095 Reply
Thinking about drinks and drinking is one of the many signs, but it sounds like you're in control.
Ernest Fimmlelane - Tue, 30 Jul 2019 16:46:20 EST m2bT7s2o No.282261 Reply
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>''You become an alcoholic once you start drinking alone''
>preferred drinking alone when I started drinking at 12 years old
It's like I was born for this
John Wallyford - Fri, 02 Aug 2019 17:50:36 EST 2IbGf146 No.282290 Reply
>when you come out of a blackout taking a piss in an empty shopping bag with a hole in it so it's leaking everywhere and then you realize you should do it in the bathroom 10ft away
>finish piss in toilet
>black out the rest of night and don't remember what you did with the leaking plastic bag of piss
I overestimated my tolerance and mixed it with other drugs but damn, I have literally never done something so braindead while drunk before. I drank over a fifth in like 30 minutes. I've drank that much plenty of times but the worst I ever did before was eat random food and fall asleep naked covered in food.
Albert Bardham - Fri, 02 Aug 2019 20:02:15 EST LsjIpRo7 No.282292 Reply
I pissed in a flashlight once. Took out the inside bit with the batteries. Of course it all leaked out through the window at the front. How the fuck do you drink a fifth in 30 minutes wtf.
Angus Fippernedging - Fri, 02 Aug 2019 20:42:02 EST ZZ50B7/I No.282293 Reply
I seriously hope everyone in this thread finds a positive way forward. I still drink way too much as well, but we'll figure that out.
Fanny Donkinlet - Sat, 03 Aug 2019 14:24:43 EST 2IbGf146 No.282307 Reply
It's easy to kill a fifth that quickly when you're chugging out of a plastic handle (plastic is much easier to chug from than glass) and your life just hit rock bottom out of fucking nowhere. I lost everything in the span of a single day and I'm about to be homeless again. When you can't find a single reason left to live for it's real easy to chug liquor like it's water.
Oliver Sullyhall - Sun, 04 Aug 2019 03:16:46 EST pYuVTxhE No.282311 Reply

This is why I don't buy expensive whiskey, but I do start off with a new craft beer from time to time.
Charlotte Cettingmedge - Sun, 04 Aug 2019 17:55:40 EST 35lg/dSL No.282315 Reply
LOL. That's top-tier, my friend. Good luck on your journey.
Phineas Dinnerbot - Tue, 06 Aug 2019 19:07:35 EST eSwao+QZ No.282331 Reply
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>having a bottle stashed so you nobody hears you open 14 cans a night even though you prefer beer
Fanny Blatherridge - Sun, 11 Aug 2019 12:50:37 EST D2M3K5iw No.282364 Reply
I just muffle the noise of the cans under a blanket or pillow. I crush the cans this way, too. It sucks having mounds of crushed beer cans stinking up your room just out of the line of sight of people in your doorway, though. It sucks having to wrap them all in crumpled paper and chip bags and pringles cans and hide them in the trash after stockpiling a garbage bag's-worth. I do love beer, though.
CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Mon, 12 Aug 2019 04:40:32 EST /chlpjth No.282373 Reply
>measuring the exact inside dimensions of your bike pack so when you ride to the liquor store you can avoid the embarrassing mistake of buying a bottle that doesn't fit
Samuel Cludgefick - Mon, 12 Aug 2019 06:35:54 EST DaF8lssa No.282374 Reply
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>pretending not to know EXACTLY how much the handle of garbage whiskey costs
>"oh hehe looks like I have exact change"
Barnaby Minningbury - Sun, 18 Aug 2019 21:01:44 EST vkIoEzAY No.282414 Reply
can't believe you guys don't all use benzos to help on your off days
hell even phenibut would help
Rebecca Hisslefield - Fri, 23 Aug 2019 17:30:06 EST G29Z2hf3 No.282460 Reply
that's half my problem, i've been on benzos for 15 years straight + a pile of other pills. if i dont take them when i drink, i don't get drunk, or just wake up 45 minutes after falling asleep.

quitting heroin was easy compared to this shit
Augustus Pinningfuck - Mon, 02 Sep 2019 12:48:03 EST AEpSSsYK No.282547 Reply
Oh I'm sure it would be easier. Never hopped on the H train but quitting benzos and booze is fucking brutal
Stinky Pete - Thu, 05 Sep 2019 10:35:44 EST DZHJQGdf No.282575 Reply
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on labor day I took a good 4 swigs of gin through out the day
Albert Debblestot - Fri, 06 Sep 2019 12:32:08 EST VaBKdjHx No.282588 Reply
I woke up with shit all over my underwear, my pants on the floor soaked in piss, and a huge turd log on the ground with an extremely soiled underwear. I'm proud that I somehow managed to take that off all my shitpiss clothes and change while simultaneously not smearing my shit all over the place.
Eliza Bollyhood - Mon, 09 Sep 2019 19:19:43 EST tf+9fD+7 No.282625 Reply
not that guy but sometimes it's about money. i can usually only buy my shit day to day, i don't have a real job.
Martin Nivingtitch - Tue, 10 Sep 2019 07:05:26 EST 2VG+fNsX No.282632 Reply
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I didn't ask for this, it just makes me feel 'good'. Less bad.
Jenny Cobblehood - Mon, 16 Sep 2019 19:41:51 EST DeXHkgaD No.282700 Reply

right there with you brother. you are not alone, if that helps
Fucking Honeyham - Tue, 17 Sep 2019 00:13:19 EST 0jIqRBR6 No.282703 Reply
My best friend for 15 years has decided that he no longer wants to have anything to do with me. He was my only friend left. I hate myself and want to die but I'm too much of a coward to actually kill myself. Drinking is the only way I know how to cope with the pain.
Alice Pammerwater - Wed, 18 Sep 2019 21:59:48 EST ztCVudRZ No.282734 Reply
>when you vomit in your employer's parking lot after driving to work and don't know if anyone saw you
Dextrolord - Tue, 24 Sep 2019 22:16:04 EST FCT+E87q No.282776 Reply
Oh my god I had this happen once but cuz of dxm, was attending a donation trailer for big brothers big sisters and decided to dex, just a second plat but it hit me hard. It was like 10am and I almost made it to the dumpster but puked all over the outer wall surrounding it with broght red cough syrup vomit. People definitely saw... I called my boss told him I was sick from a bad breakfast closed up the trailer and dosed more dex and walked around nature trails all day.
Frederick Drepperville - Tue, 24 Sep 2019 22:43:35 EST xUh8QHqM No.282777 Reply
lol same

I was working at walmart and I hated life so I stole a bottle of delsym. Blatantly walked to the bathroom with it sticking out of my pocket. I started coming up while we were on one of our breaks and I was sitting in my car, so I just threw up right outside my car door. I guess someone saw me cause this dude was making puking noises the next day like he was making fun of me

fuck that place... except if I knew then what I know now I would've tried a little harder and stuck around
Shit Dartville - Mon, 21 Oct 2019 18:12:37 EST /oO+lGN8 No.282954 Reply
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When you have one of those rare inspirational and productive nights of drinking and instead of wallowing in your misery and self-loathing, you actually feel euphoric and inspired enough to want to change your life for the better. And the more you drink, the more optimistic you get and suddenly life seems worth living and you're experiencing positive thoughts for the first time in months. So you start making a plan. A grand plan. A plan that will make you escape the cauldron of anguish and despondency that is your life. You can't believe how clear everything is. The gloomy, hopeless tunnel vision of your mind all of a sudden has widened into a broad, bright and hopeful vision of the future. You write down all these brilliant thoughts and ideas and you feel like a happy, meaningful life is within your reach, just as long as you follow this magnificent plan!

Then you wake up. You feel like you always do after a night of heavy drinking, as if you're being held hostage in Satan's asshole. Every inch of your body aches and your mind feels like it has gone through an industrial strength blender. The only coherent thought to come out of this scrambled mess is a familiar one: do it, end it, put a stop to this pitiful existence and kill yourself. But then, a ray of light. The plan! The glorious, all-solving, miraculous plan! All at once, the pain of the hangover and every shameful, pathetic, regrettable, dire step that lead up to it diminish into nothingness, for nothing can withstand the power and resolve of this audacious and defiant plan to correct all the wrongs your life has had to bear. You crawl out of your sofabed in search of the Holy Plan. After a minute or two of ransacking the disgusting hovel you call home, you find nothing. Not a sheet of paper nor a handful of post-it notes nor anything else that you could have used to write down the grand blueprint of your prosperous destiny. Even though you're sure you physically wrote it all down, you still check your laptop and phone for any newly created text-files. Nothing.

The anxiety and dejection come flooding back, like a vengeful tsunami of torment and agony targeting just you. So you do what you always do and pick up the bottle that kept you company the night before, hoping you crashed out before you finished its contents. As you hold it up, praying to find just one precious drop at the bottom of it, you notice the label has been ripped off and is lying on the floor near your foot. You pick it up and notice there is writing on the back of it. This is it! You've discovered the sacred paper on which you wrote the lofty, life-changing plan you had envisioned for yourself. You hold it in your hand, so engulfed in enthusiasm and excitement that you momentarily ignore the fact that this tiny, flimsy sliver of paper is incapable of containing the magnanimous solution to your life that you think it does. Then, with a flamboyant and dramatically elaborate twirl of your wrist, you turn it around.

Pic related.
Samuel Disslebanks - Mon, 21 Oct 2019 20:41:00 EST zSF2cUPE No.282955 Reply
Tragic, but an unironic good read. If “the plan” never comes to fruition you could always try your hand at spinning short stories. The bright side!
Cornelius Sicklefield - Wed, 23 Oct 2019 20:15:38 EST UmxTvwIP No.282972 Reply
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> pissing the bed in sleep so often that washing the sheets and rotating your mattress several times a week seems completely normal

> having your housemates be terrified of you because you blacked out and told them how you really felt about them always knocking on your door to hang out because they have no friends

> waking up to find things smashed to pieces doesn't even register anymore

> see old housemates and they say "oh hey, good to see you're still alive haha" and you respond with "yea but not for lack of trying haha" and they immediately burst into tears because they know you're serious about trying to kill yourself

> skipping class/work so you can get blackout but then you blackout and it doesn't scratch the itch so you have to do it all over again

> seeing homeless people, strangers and police that know your name and everything about you, but you have never seen them in your life

> having a very flimsy hold of damage control with your drinking because you know you can't stop, but any deviation such as drinking socially results in hours long active blackouts

> seeing and hearing about what you said or did when you were blacked out and being confused as hell because your actions are so wildly out of character you can't even begin to understand why you behaved that way

> drinking because you wished you were dead. Wishing you were dead because of drinking

> becoming homeless because of shit you did drunk that traumatised your housemates

> being judged by your friends for your drinking because they cannot understand what a nightmare ptsd and schizophrenia is

> when the only reason you stay alive is because you're already dead so fuck it let's just drink and do drugs because eventually one of your suicide attempts is gonna be successful

> being pitied by your friends because you blacked out and told them about your suicidalness because of the fucked up shit that happened to you as a child

> fucking up and doing fucked up shit when drunk and not even blinking because you understand why you keep losing control

> being asked by coworkers and friends why you're so red, sweaty and shaky

> hoping you'll die in your sleep if you deliberately drink enough and sit in such a way that you'll choke to death on your own vomit in your sleep

> waking up still alive and feeling trapped by the nightmare of failing to kill yourself

> knowing that drinking is the least bad option compared to hearing voices and reliving childhood trauma

> feeling completely alone because no one you know understands drinking

> active fucking blackouts and the absolute shitstorm they bring with them
Basil Gomblemene - Thu, 24 Oct 2019 01:14:45 EST TGI913aD No.282974 Reply
I encourage this method of painful recollection, because it requires active thought about the difficult lessons one has learned.

It puts the storm in brainstorming.
Fanny Dorringway - Thu, 24 Oct 2019 01:52:05 EST 8ddB1vTY No.282976 Reply
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>"ok, i can do this, no more drinking tonight. i dont even want to drink."
>5-10 hours of bartending later
>another night, another half liter of gin gone in the morning
Fucking Moddleson - Thu, 24 Oct 2019 03:58:15 EST BGXlDhQz No.282977 Reply
I'm not gonna tell you that everything's gonna be okay, because it won't.
I'm not gonna tell you that you're a good person, because you're not. No one is a saint, and anyone that claims to be one is a liar.
I will tell you that you're not alone, brother.
Shit Hanninglock - Fri, 25 Oct 2019 03:35:53 EST Ktx5U+KL No.282982 Reply
I have been lining my bed with layers of newspaper just so I have less to clean up when I inevitably shart myself.
Ebenezer Blinnerhidge - Tue, 29 Oct 2019 05:23:31 EST q/MRJTF7 No.283016 Reply
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>losing four consecutive, and progressively worse, jobs due to alcohol intake

>chuckling internally to yourself as your gf breaking up with you says she "knows when you're drunk"

>trying to explain to your boss that your anxiety just has a physical component, and that's why you shake so much

>convincing yourself that you can only do certain productive activities while drunk
>getting drunk and not doing shit anyway, as per the last x years

>asking the uber to let you out two blocks early
>proceeding to hurl less than two seconds after getting out of the car

>waking up at 7 AM
>knowing you can pound the last two beers and make it til at least 9

>being at a social gathering and instantly realizing after the look your friend makes that you are way too fucked up and should shut the fuck up

>thinking taking a solid shit in the morning must be the precursor to a good day

>getting in a fight and needing your housemates to explain what happened when you get home

Walter Mimmerhall - Tue, 29 Oct 2019 06:07:47 EST Ktx5U+KL No.283017 Reply
I can relate to everything you posted, brethren. Cheers! as i slam this gutter beer
Archie Trothall - Wed, 30 Oct 2019 07:24:29 EST JgQmGTlB No.283022 Reply
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I always thought I was above that kind of thing too till one day I was drinking cheap wine and using hair removal cream to remove my jungle of butt hair so I didn't have to spend cumulative hours wiping up the mess from box wine induced diarrhea several times a night. I trusted a fart and accidentally sharted all over my bed.

Take it from me, a hairless butt will make all your farts comically loud and totally throw off your ability to judge what is about to come out your anus. Knowing that one day you will get shit-your-pants drunk is what separates the truly forsaken alcoholics from the friends who just really fucking like drinking.

Fuck sleeping on newspapers though. I just lined the underside of my mattress with empty wineboxes cause I lived in a shitty room with no insulation so it kept me warm and stopped the carpet underneath getting soaked with piss when I'd piss the bed in my sleep at least once every week, usually several nights in a row at a time. Shit sometimes it'd happen several times in a 24 hour period.

It you relate to this thread at all and are on this path, it'll happen to you eventually.

It's pretty much inevitable.

Good times though, I really enjoyed those days.

All things considered the risk is totally worth it. Imagine having to squirt soupy lava into the toilet roughly 5 minutes after every drink you finish and never having to wipe more than 3 times no matter how bad it gets. Seriously this is life changing advice right here despite how much you don't want it to be true.
Hugh Nickleridge - Fri, 01 Nov 2019 06:49:14 EST HIqCxVHO No.283044 Reply
So I'm not winning when i take a solid shit?

>when you go on holiday and dont remember the holiday so you never got the break you needed and still need a holiday
Rebecca Brookham - Sun, 03 Nov 2019 12:46:01 EST zSF2cUPE No.283064 Reply
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I wouldn't even know where to begin were I in your situation man. Hope you're hanging in there.
Priscilla Carringson - Mon, 04 Nov 2019 08:43:44 EST DvWS0mNG No.283067 Reply
wtf dude, eat a goddamn banana or something, get some fiber. It sounds like your intestinal tract is just a straight up waterslide, your shit isn't supposed to pass go and skip the $200 all of the time. Don't go to the proverbial jail nigga, this ain't no game.
Kentucky Bourbon Barrel Ale Shill - Mon, 04 Nov 2019 15:26:52 EST C35JeYbD No.283070 Reply
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Been there, done that friend.

Isn't it a fantastic feeling even with an unshaved asshole and the presumption of youth that you could finish your smoke and beer before using the shitter?
Barnaby Gibberhadge - Mon, 04 Nov 2019 17:16:16 EST e2IF1dyl No.283071 Reply
I feel that pic hard. Although I was a fan of booze at 13y so idk
Nicholas Clanderhall - Mon, 04 Nov 2019 20:02:06 EST e2IF1dyl No.283072 Reply
>Time to taper
>This 750 should do the trick. In a few days, I won't be drinking anything.
One and and half days later:
>Jesus christ I need more booze

I'll buy another 750 tomorrow
Edward Heffingpit - Mon, 04 Nov 2019 22:19:24 EST Ktx5U+KL No.283074 Reply
I've been downing natty daddies like water every day and my tolerance is too high so I need to stop for at least a couple months but it's challenging.
Molly Turveygold - Fri, 08 Nov 2019 11:10:58 EST tAOdwOuT No.283099 Reply
When you look for /hooch/ under lifestyle
Albert Fuckinglock - Fri, 08 Nov 2019 16:39:15 EST XB2lbcVa No.283101 Reply
>When you call beer "water, but with good intentions"
Charlotte Clorrysed - Sat, 09 Nov 2019 20:44:33 EST nEQ+Imzn No.283114 Reply
natty rush?

more like rush to the bathroom to violently eject neon colored shit water
Alice Caffingwure - Sat, 09 Nov 2019 21:56:53 EST Rzw0uqSN No.283115 Reply
Oh fuck. Now I remember where I got that from. I thought I was clever or something
Hannah Wuffingson - Sun, 10 Nov 2019 15:43:00 EST zSF2cUPE No.283120 Reply
Apparently it is actually attributed to comedian W.C. Fields, so it doesn’t even go back to Archer. Will say though that I sometimes forget how popular Archer was for ~3 years in the early 2010s. Quotes like yours demonstrate how it permeated a lot of the public consciousness

(Archer himself is also a grade-A alcoholic, so this is technically still on topic)
Archie Pockridge - Mon, 11 Nov 2019 02:29:14 EST 7F0ciEJN No.283122 Reply

archer was always one of my favorite binge drinking shows
Edward Gublingpuck - Fri, 15 Nov 2019 20:00:46 EST TGI913aD No.283140 Reply
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Frisky Dingo is a much better show by those guys, but early Archer was what James Bond should be for the next generation of fans.
Cedric Sedgewit - Sat, 16 Nov 2019 16:52:31 EST ThtpAPpg No.283147 Reply
when you have to tell the liq employee you work nights cause they see you at 9am everyday for a full week. Even though you are unemployed after self sabotaging another job
Cedric Sedgewit - Sat, 16 Nov 2019 16:54:03 EST ThtpAPpg No.283148 Reply
btw alc on breath is actually coming from lungs. a decent fix is mucinex. surprised me as well
Archie Puttingpare - Sat, 16 Nov 2019 18:07:46 EST Ktx5U+KL No.283150 Reply
Does that mean any form of use-as-directed dxm would work?
Samuel Brumbleworth - Sat, 16 Nov 2019 19:27:05 EST DVxOkZGI No.283157 Reply
Mucinex is a little bit of dxm, but it's mostly guaifenesin. It's an expectorant. It's something that loosens mucus, and clears airways. DXM is a cough suppressant, which is often paired with Guaifenesin. I doubt either does anything to booze breathe.
Cornelius Clallyworth - Sat, 16 Nov 2019 21:06:37 EST ThtpAPpg No.283160 Reply
i have had best results with mucinex. I typically only get that lingering stink from beer and flavored liqours. Vodka generally not so much. I also smoke cigs and tend to smoke and suck jolly ranchers at the same time and to my surprise that has helped me as well when i was reeking... But alas im a fucking alc so dont take advice from me
Cornelius Clallyworth - Sat, 16 Nov 2019 21:10:45 EST ThtpAPpg No.283161 Reply
those shits hurt my stomach worse then 4 lokos. drop to a 5.9 and accept the lesser buzz
Archie Buvingshit - Thu, 19 Dec 2019 03:08:53 EST 45C9Fa6e No.283374 Reply
Is it normal to have noxious farting or is it because i drink so much wine and this wouldn't happen with spirits?
I honestly feel like a dead animal smells better, i go to the toilet and spray deodorant down my pants at work just because it's so fucking awful.
George Manningkud - Fri, 20 Dec 2019 16:36:49 EST xB4VkMgn No.283380 Reply
>i go to the toilet and spray deodorant down my pants at work just because it's so fucking awful.
Oh fuck. Dude. No. Of all the fucked-up stories in this thread, this is probably the worst. You're probably known as the "fart axe" at work.
Cyril Suppertodge - Fri, 20 Dec 2019 18:48:10 EST 4H/9l7bZ No.283381 Reply

i can relate brother. i find beer makes me bloated and gives me average stink level farts, but wine gives me sickly sweet dark shits and very disgusting horrible smelling farts. stick to the liquor, it will still give you some farts but wine is by far the worst in my experience
Edwin Blytheway - Tue, 24 Dec 2019 21:45:01 EST rsJWbwFq No.283399 Reply
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shooting isopropyl
cutting open my hand and by gods own will missing my vein because i thought i could pipette some isopropyl into said vein
generally being poor and drinking isopropyl. i really don't like the taste. yes, i've been to rehab. these days we're living fancy above the bar in a king size bed, shitposting on our elitebook. *kicks handle of vodka* bought this sucker yesterday. luckily there's another
thing is, i don't even feel that evil. i keep my job, even if i need a drink or two in the early morning.
the klonopin scrip helps but i eat those in a week. what i really need is to get on the vyvanse but my psychiatrist is a bitch, when i'm up i don't really need the sauce.
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Edwin Blytheway - Tue, 24 Dec 2019 21:46:51 EST rsJWbwFq No.283400 Reply
also i did an iso enema once. probably would have died if ... well.. okay i dont really remember what happened after i funneled it into my ass.
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Cedric Cribbleham - Sun, 29 Dec 2019 10:12:12 EST em6BqwCz No.283415 Reply
I drank about 2 shots of isopropyl alcohol 2 days ago and can still slightly taste it on my breathe randomly. Was surprised it actually hits though like brought me out of my hangover and I was drunk again then went and got another bottle of vodka lol
Trying to resist drinking today because im such a bitch during the hangover.

A few years ago i would sometimes drink mouthwash when i ran out of alcohol if i had it around. Would always get the kind that didnt say denatured for that reason lol haven't been that depraved until the other day actually I had pretty much quit completely for at least 6 months
Barnaby Maddlehud - Thu, 02 Jan 2020 23:48:40 EST uVlU3VmP No.283438 Reply
>isopropyl alcohol

yea, you cannot do that. Working with chemicals, I believe it breaks down to acetone. But, whatever. Always keep a stash of real alcohol. Imagine, finding
a handle of vodka. Or a pint at best. Always have a plan.
Cornelius Dibberfutch - Fri, 03 Jan 2020 01:32:14 EST JyGGjmm2 No.283442 Reply
>Always keep a stash of real alcohol. Imagine, finding a handle of vodka.

Tried that, doesn't work. More booze in the house equals more drinking until it's all gone.
Barnaby Maddlehud - Fri, 03 Jan 2020 02:37:39 EST uVlU3VmP No.283443 Reply
Stash when you are drinking? I guess. I once found a near pint. That was like, ok.
That was like a month later. Anyway, look around, you may find something when you did not expect it.
Nicholas Turveydale - Mon, 06 Jan 2020 17:54:00 EST q7gbcoCg No.283465 Reply
Never works for me either. I found a bottle I hid from myself the other day but I must have been too drunk to realize it was already empty.
There are a few bottles ive never found that i was suppose to have had from myself but i probably blacked out from drinking it all and then trashed it. Ive even managed to lose a gallon of vodka and then never find it.
Rebecca Sullerpog - Mon, 06 Jan 2020 21:09:17 EST p7CiKGk2 No.283468 Reply
So true. Every time I try to taper, I'll "stash" some booze and inevitably drink it the next day
Eugene Bardwill - Tue, 07 Jan 2020 15:39:09 EST WZHxtbYF No.283473 Reply
stashin booze at other people's houses
Graham Suddlewill - Fri, 10 Jan 2020 22:44:22 EST p7CiKGk2 No.283493 Reply
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>Can that I shake and it's half full
Priscilla Brevinghall - Thu, 23 Jan 2020 20:14:40 EST tTtVf6dm No.283584 Reply
Okay here's one... have you had an empty beer can on your floor fall over sheerly from the wind of picking up another full one?
Edwin Brookgold - Thu, 23 Jan 2020 20:42:24 EST 4H/9l7bZ No.283586 Reply

no but a week ago i knocked over my precious treasured bong while reaching for a beer to quickly. broke the perc inside, had it for almost 2 years. still grieving, will get a new one soon
Barnaby Charringhall - Tue, 04 Feb 2020 15:25:49 EST y9resRu/ No.283647 Reply
Any alcoholic fellow who deals with polyneuropathy ?

I've just turned 27 and i'm a true alcoholic since only one year ago but my legs are bothering me since two month. Beside I can also feel my enlarged liver since 1 month.
I never thought neuropathy would hit me so soon, I was taking B vitamins suplements since i've drown in the bottle one year ago

Also sorry for my english as it's not my native langage and i'm drunk again after 4 days sober. Trying to quit this shit since november but the best I can do is staying sober for few days
Emma Bebberbire - Sat, 08 Feb 2020 21:48:09 EST ENgiUc8v No.283683 Reply
>oh there's some booze left in the bottle from last night
>nope that's just piss
Alice Pubbersodge - Tue, 11 Feb 2020 23:24:09 EST d244+hOF No.283706 Reply
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>drink 5th of brandy every 2 to 3 days
>be 25
>carded every time I go to a store besides the one by my house
>only go to the one by my house because it's two blocks away and everyone knows me
>feel bad about aging and my alcoholism
>drink more

Fuck this cycle. I hate this shit. I love feeling drunk but i hate my hangovers.

I wish I could go back on benzos but I eat them like candy
Way worse than alcohol. I'm fucked.
Clara Pagglestone - Wed, 12 Feb 2020 09:54:34 EST nbkK0XFs No.283707 Reply

Whoops. I had my measurements wrong. I drink a 375 of brandy every 2 - 3 days. So i guess it isn't as bad as some of ya'll. I guess that explains why my hangover isn't that bad today.
Nell Becklewatch - Wed, 12 Feb 2020 22:36:29 EST xUh8QHqM No.283712 Reply
you drink about as much as me, and while I do drink more than I should (more than the FDA suggests is healthy) I don't think it's so bad

I just often talk myself into drinking early on my days off from work, and then I regret it when I get nothing productive done and no studying.. and I justify it cause fuck it I'm in school.. but I know it isn't good

same goddamn cycle about kind of fearing my alcoholism as I get older, and then it makes me want to drink more to cope

but yeah I basically drink a fifth per week or slightly less and I occasionally go some days without drinking
Phineas Goodlock - Wed, 12 Feb 2020 22:46:01 EST d244+hOF No.283713 Reply

You and I are pretty much in the same boat, my dude. I'm not in school but the days I do choose to drink at home on a day off from work I get next to nothing done unless I really push myself. Some days I just fall right to sleep if after I drink.

If I go into work still drunk from the night before my performance suffers. Not a great deal, but a noticeable amount. Also, like you I go two to three days without drinking. At least as of late. Recently my drinking has increased because I've been taking a break from DXM. That being said, I'm not someone who has to drink til I pass out everytime I drink. Most of the time I drink til I get to the point I like and then I stop.
Given the frequency of my drinking and the amount I drink (which isn't a stupid amount, but still is unhealthy) I still agree with the idea of being on the alcoholism spectrum. Though I know I'm far from being a lost cause. I know I can stop whenever I want to. I just choose not to. I do choose to limit myself, however.
Henry Woshfune - Thu, 13 Feb 2020 00:42:17 EST APgsu79i No.283715 Reply
>but yeah i basically drink a fifth per week or slightly less
not to erect goalposts but you shouldnt be feeling guilty yet
Henry Moshstere - Sat, 15 Feb 2020 14:50:41 EST WLhxutSQ No.283726 Reply
a 375 every 2 or 3 days is literally only 3-4 drinks a night. You're hardly an alcoholic.
Cyril Pittfoot - Sat, 15 Feb 2020 17:17:12 EST K8hOXx8q No.283727 Reply
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Well, shit. Thanks man. That actually makes me feel a lot better about myself.
Priscilla Sinnerfield - Sun, 16 Feb 2020 02:13:04 EST 8EYMIkRi No.283731 Reply
some perspective: 3-4 drinks a night would be considered heavy to most people IRL. also there are good odds half those people are drinking the same amount as you.

try and push it back to weekends only. not for moral reasons but so you can handle being without booze for multiple days if you need to. you may want to be able to do that for health/diet reasons, eventually, might prove useful.
Shit Bruvinghood - Sun, 16 Feb 2020 22:11:59 EST KnI4IWu+ No.283737 Reply
Reality though, a 3.75 is a pint. A pint of 80 proof is what it is.
Cyril Blythegold - Mon, 17 Feb 2020 06:52:21 EST d244+hOF No.283742 Reply
Well, I drink Brandy thats 35% most of the time. But I switch it out for wine like last night. I drank about 3 glasses of Sake and 3 glasses or chardonnay.
Cyril Blythegold - Mon, 17 Feb 2020 06:54:26 EST d244+hOF No.283743 Reply

Man I'm gonna get fuckin' fat if I don't switch to different drinks.
Martha Honeyforth - Sat, 22 Feb 2020 14:27:57 EST d6XLpdiz No.283775 Reply
Sorry for the necro posting
Alcohol has destroyed any relationship and friendship I have ever had

In college, I could get pussy left and right, see anyone, anywhere. Any girl besides the one nighters caught on quickly I was a drunk. They all left within 3 months.
Even my close friends from then want nothing to do with me. Everyone got girls, careers, and sobered up. I always thought I would do the same, sober up after school but it never happened. Got the career I always wanted, but the urge to drink never went away.
>tfw 26 years old, on track to make 100k a year before Im 30
>tfw the career is the only thing I love more than drinking
>tfw still a depressed piece of shit with no friends besides the bottle
I have everything 99% of people wish they had. What 99% of people don't realize is that I would trade it all and live like a beggar if I could have what they do. Social acceptance.
Oh well, Jamison always makes me forgot and it also means ill die that much quicker.
Isabella Grimman - Tue, 25 Feb 2020 16:36:44 EST ayQ9BFcB No.283781 Reply
I've been chugging 2 pints of wine for the past 5 days (only been chugging it), and last night it felt like I had a hole in my gut and I spent the night puking up everything and was left cradling my aching stomach while in bed.

Is it the chugging in particular that is killing my gut?
Molly Grimhood - Tue, 25 Feb 2020 18:48:57 EST V+ETE0Ho No.283782 Reply
Its not the chugging specifically that is killing your gut, it's the copious amount of wine , while probably not eating enough food and water.
Sophie Fettinghadging - Wed, 26 Feb 2020 00:07:12 EST NVcA3HDf No.283784 Reply

If red wine then that does it heaps worse than white.
Shit Sankinchane - Wed, 26 Feb 2020 18:05:48 EST 4H/9l7bZ No.283788 Reply

bro you need to elevate your game. chugging wine? that is so much sugar, nitrate, and other shit that you dont need.

pro method: get a clear liquor of your choice, i prefer tequila, but vodka or rum can work too. do a small shot, just a single not a double or triple, and don't go crazy guzzling it, then chase it with half a glass of water. wait 30 mins, evaluate how you feel, have another shot and another half a glass of water. by following this method you can get wasted at a decent pace, not get too fat or bloated, and avoid puking or other side effects from beer/wine. also have a little snack to munch on so you don't call ubereats at 1AM when you're close to blacking out
Ebenezer Wangerhit - Thu, 27 Feb 2020 01:46:18 EST 8EYMIkRi No.283791 Reply
>regular 1.5oz-2oz servings
>30min interval

nah. pour like 8oz into a cup and sip. allow one refill for a solid drunk.
Barnaby Sennernat - Thu, 27 Feb 2020 15:03:20 EST 4H/9l7bZ No.283792 Reply

your method is good too, only problem is most alcoholics i know (such as myself) cant help but guzzle it down. i find pouring small shots and having theme very 20-30 mins helps with the pacing. i dont wanna end up like lahey, ya feel me?
Isabella Bossletuck - Fri, 06 Mar 2020 18:54:59 EST LsjIpRo7 No.283823 Reply
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Had my first panic attack tonight. Been a nightly drinker for probably a couple of years now. I've noticed a couple of times this week after eating a big meal I got kinda breathless which was weird. Anyone else get anxiety after eating? Not sure why that would happen.

Went for dinner tonight and then after eating got a bit breathless, thought it would pass, went to the show and as soon as the lights went down I started getting mad vibration like feelings all though my head and torso, my chest felt like there was a weight on it and my fucking hands started closing on their own, like all my muscles tensed up and I could barely speak. I was sure I was gonna have a fucking seizure and had to gtfo. Still feel a bit weird.

I've always had anxiety anyway (hence boozebag) but I don't know wtf happened today, I had no reason to be anxious unless it was subconscious and I don't drink in the day. I figured day drinking is where the switch flips.

Obviously I need to take a break but starting on some gin now cos I know there's no way in fuck I'll be able to sleep if I don't drink and I have work in the morning.
Emma Sashchetch - Thu, 12 Mar 2020 00:12:08 EST 9pvz12d9 No.283836 Reply
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>when you are in you mid 20s, otherwise healthy, but shit in your pants daily
>when you go out in the city and realize the streets are flooded by empty bottles and cans you yourself threw away
>when you are aware you are extremely stinky but instead of taking a bath and changing clothes, just stand a little further from people (when going to buy booze)
>when you are supposed to be a young intellectual boy but look in the mirror and see pic related
>when you are aware if you spend this last little money on booze you will starve for days but buy booze anyway.
>when everybody is preparing for the food and household-items shortage because of the virus quarantines, but you just drink and drink like there's no tomorrow
>when you go out in the city and find your own thrown up vomit on the sidewalk every 100-200 meters.
>when you finally go through cumulative superhangovers and withdrawals including delirium, panic attacks and all the good shit, and decide now it really is fucking time to quit, because you are at the crossroads of life and if you don't stop it will be much-much worse despite it's already pretty bad, but you go back to non-stop drinking after 5-10 days and start shitting in your pants again.
Water Projections coming out of breasts - Tue, 17 Mar 2020 23:23:42 EST lxNRcCAb No.283871 Reply
ha I worked at subway and yea this, except it's hard to wonder whoever is in whichever state at times. "the green shit."
Water Projections coming out of breasts - Tue, 17 Mar 2020 23:31:40 EST lxNRcCAb No.283873 Reply
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this at 4am hardcore. realize theres about 2/5 of cabernet savignon waiting for your pleasure.
Simon Greenson - Fri, 20 Mar 2020 15:31:18 EST XN9rdhiz No.283893 Reply
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>Anyone else get anxiety after eating?
Me here. It depends on the food too, may be gluten sensitivity? (probably more related to blood sugar). I've found that light meals and probiotis help a lot. Also a light beer. But it's somatic anxiety after eating that I can't shake entirely, unless I quit lmoa
Emma Blackgold - Fri, 20 Mar 2020 20:56:42 EST LsjIpRo7 No.283895 Reply
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yeah I've been trying to eat less carb-heavy stuff and not to eat too much at once and I've been pretty much OK since. When it happened I hadn't eaten in like 20 hours and then ate a bunch of pizza quickly. I reckon it's due to the massive blood glucose shift that happens with not eating at all and then suddenly eating stuff that spikes your glucose like simple carbs.

Doc gave me some propranolol but I've not taken any. Also my fuckin BP was high so I'm supposed to self test for 7 days and it's been 140/90 on average which is too high for a 29 year old with a normal lifestyle. Of course he said "you don't drink excessively?" and I agreed that I didn't. Problem is, I'm employed by my doctor's practice so I can't say even if I wanted to. Just gonna keep going until my life falls apart, I die of corona or the world ends, whichever happens sooner.
Graham Mobberdale - Sun, 22 Mar 2020 13:32:50 EST XN9rdhiz No.283903 Reply
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It's like we're kindred spirits. 29 year old male here with hbp, anxiety after eating (sometimes), and won't tell my doc I'm an alchie. I guess the name of the game is mitigation or quitting. Main effect that I've noticed is that my life hasn't progressed in 10 years, probably because I don't do shit except for drink and fritter my off time away.
Cyril Happertock - Mon, 23 Mar 2020 00:09:56 EST /MVitFDa No.283906 Reply
>"you don't drink excessively?"

He's giving you a hint, that he could inform your employer that you were seen because of alcohol use causing issues. That is if you actually tell him you were drinking too much. There may be some confidentiality, but maybe not. Your employer may encourage employees to seek alcohol treatment with your insurance just as well to not lose you as an employee. Lighten up on the drinking. Ya know what i recon, you didn't eat and drink for 20 hours and that is the issue,
which is why your blood pressure was high and the Dr gave you propranolol, regardless of
the pizza that is what alcohol an do. Sure some here have felt like their heart was about beating
out of their chest after an alcohol binge.
Nell Bunlock - Mon, 23 Mar 2020 04:46:10 EST DaF8lssa No.283909 Reply
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Goddamn CVS closed early from the quarantine
Serves me right for trying to buy booze so late I guess :(
Jarvis Dattingville - Mon, 23 Mar 2020 21:10:32 EST LsjIpRo7 No.283912 Reply
UK here so no insurance. Shit's free. Basically here publicly funded GP practices are owned by the GPs that work in them (unless they're private practices or private hospitals, then there might be a corporation behind it, don't know much about that). So the doctor IS my employer (although not all doctors working there are part of the ownership).

>won't tell my doc I'm an alchie. I guess the name of the game is mitigation or quitting

I've thought about trying to stop but I'm worried about withdrawals especially after I had the panic attack...might be fine but I won't know until I try. Second thing is I can't really do it while I'm working because I can't sleep sober. So the thing to do is ask for help. One thing is I'm worried about my job. Maybe doctor-patient confidentiality doesn't apply if the doctor feels you might endanger people through being drunk on the job (not that I ever am or ever would be). Second thing is what if they say you have to go into hospital for inpatient detox (fucking no thanks especially now hospitals are riddled with coronavirus). Thirdly, I don't really want to stop.

Just happened to roll into the supermarket 10 minutes before they were apparently closing because they're reducing their hours. All the fucking wine was gone and a lot of the cheap liquor as well. Worrying.
Charlotte Cuttingworth - Mon, 23 Mar 2020 22:54:55 EST zSF2cUPE No.283913 Reply
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>All the fucking wine was gone and a lot of the cheap liquor as well
Lads, please tell me I’ll still be able to go down to the local off-license and get my cheap voddy and scotch during the coronapocalypse, please? They wouldn’t shut down alcohol production, would they?
Jarvis Dattingville - Tue, 24 Mar 2020 15:42:33 EST LsjIpRo7 No.283917 Reply
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They're saying all "non-essential" shops have to close...does that mean off licenses? I mean it's not essential for the general public but it's definitely an essential for some. Thank fuck we can buy it in supermarkets. Although I'm thinking if all the offies close the supermarkets will sell out. I even got the paranoid thought that supermarkets might stop stocking "non-essentials".

According to this https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/further-businesses-and-premises-to-close/further-businesses-and-premises-to-close-guidance#businesses-and-premises-that-must-remain-closed "newsagents and corner shops" will remain open but doesn't mention actual bottle shops.

So I did the rounds today. I'm blessed to have enough money to stock up (on the cheapest shit I could find obviously). Ready for the apocalypse boys
Alice Candleson - Wed, 25 Mar 2020 12:28:31 EST ZPDQRSyI No.283921 Reply

>All the liquor stores close down in my state
>Go into panic mode
>realize you can still buy liquor online
>spend a disgusting amount of money on an absurd amount of bottles

Quarantine me now bitches. I'm fuckin set.
Priscilla Dringerstere - Thu, 26 Mar 2020 03:21:57 EST g2PDq+Fs No.283926 Reply
In Denver they were shutting down the pot shops and liquor stores but decided that
they were best to be left open. Because people were freakin. And the revenue.

If people get alcohol and weed. Like a blizzard that shuts everything down, staying inside is pretty much OK and fun. Get to do things you normally would put off doing. Maybe people will even reinvent their whole outlook in life.
Matilda Brepperditch - Fri, 27 Mar 2020 21:02:37 EST 4H/9l7bZ No.283927 Reply
i have drank every day of 2020 thus far
Alice Blythebanks - Thu, 02 Apr 2020 01:03:49 EST 4H/9l7bZ No.283969 Reply
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>when the only way you accomplish daily chores and errands is by playing a game of booze rewards
Kyle Bigsby - Sun, 12 Apr 2020 12:36:51 EST rEi1js0y No.284030 Reply
How about when your so drunk you feel like your going to die.
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Henry Nickleford - Thu, 30 Apr 2020 01:12:49 EST 4H/9l7bZ No.284154 Reply

>when you plan out a "tapering" plan day by day but just get wasted the first day of the plan
Rebecca Bengerwater - Mon, 04 May 2020 14:11:25 EST wj+CV+eb No.284191 Reply
I know this post is ancient, but fuck that's relatable. I lost my voice for 2 days one time from chugging a fifth in 2 hours. Also I want to revive this dead thread.
Walter Pozzledit - Sun, 28 Jun 2020 01:32:13 EST waQ3P5CN No.284467 Reply
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Bumping God's own post.

I've got several posts in here and I'll be fucked if they're buried with the other filth in this board.

Keep drinking my friends, the world is fucked up and it's not your fault

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