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420chan is Getting Overhauled - Changelog/Bug Report/Request Thread (Updated July 26)

BWD THE DRUNKENING

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- Wed, 12 Dec 2018 23:08:54 EST uJt8jted No.280776
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Sippin on some Jack Daniels and sour soda. 3rd drink in, and for some reason they keep getting stronger.

BUMP
WHEN
DURNK
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Albert Guvingsatch - Thu, 13 Dec 2018 05:54:59 EST wZ/MUEcC No.280779 Reply
>>280776
vegetal soup, new computer, smite and bourbon. time to ruin these games for everyone.
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Phyllis Bimbleway - Thu, 13 Dec 2018 17:58:47 EST Sk/BFUBl No.280782 Reply
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Drinkin' am. I have the Heineken. Yehrrrr and weed yurrrrr
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John Barringridge - Thu, 21 Feb 2019 00:05:29 EST W8G1ZrLF No.280784 Reply
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Been slamming shots of bourbon and popping gabapentin in staggered doses all night

Feeling pretty good for once
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Fanny Hammerfuck - Fri, 22 Feb 2019 22:22:50 EST 1ItwLM14 No.280787 Reply
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like 7 beers, a blunt and half a gram of yayo.

Life is comfy.
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Thomas Sippershaw - Sat, 23 Feb 2019 08:36:58 EST TfmuDrOb No.280788 Reply
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It's back! Though all the Jewel's in my area stopped selling it. Have to go to a megastore just to get it. Best beer, too bad it's seasonal. Gonna have to load up before it goes out.
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Gnarly McGoblin - Sat, 23 Feb 2019 09:17:21 EST e/+JBGSf No.280793 Reply
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Theory: Drink beer, do heroin and smoke bong so that the effects multiply and I'll need very little of each.
Practice: I developed an addiction and do need very much of each.
I may have miscalculated on this one a little bit.
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Thomas Sippershaw - Sat, 23 Feb 2019 09:36:09 EST TfmuDrOb No.280794 Reply
>>280793
Reminds me of my cocktail of hydrocodone, amphetamine, alcohol, nicotine, and caffeine.

Just laying on my bed doing spreadsheets in my head.
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Gnarly McGoblin - Sat, 23 Feb 2019 14:38:17 EST e/+JBGSf No.280795 Reply
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>>280794
props to you
I kinda added some coke. Now rollin on a proper speedball. Or whatever this is with marroc hash, afghan H and south american coke, globalization provides a hell of any. many. any. of my favorite drugs.
The weed and hash quality and quantity is surprisingly good when bought at the local train station, probably because of the low distance to the Netherlands and the left-liberal-not-so-very-authoritarian-authorities that rule here. Bless them.
Just last week I've read a newspaper article that said: "The meeting point of the local drug scene gets a new look" like it was a normal and good thing which it may be.
However, drug trade is the norm there and it's done quite unconcealed. "You got some Methadicct?" (Methadon) a guy shouts for everyone to hear. And so on. All day.
The police does nothing as long as everything stays peaceful. They are never more than a hundred meters away though yet they let it all happen. My guess is that they have given up upon the unrealistic expectations of the drug prohibition.
What should they do? Arresting everyone that sells there would cause a collapse of the already overburdened courts. (Yes it's that bad. There is money to be made.)
Different people like different drugs.
Some can't handle cannabis while some can't handle alcohol but therefore shrooms and so on. It is a horrible, horrible injustice that the only effective/numbing drugs that are legal to buy are also cancerous. Absolutely despicable!
There should be some kind of request form where you say why and which drug you want a drug-license for.
E.g.: "My wife slept with someone else every day during the past 4 years and now I want to do a lot of heroin, since drinking all that pain away would probably give me colon cancer." or something like that. That would be socially acceptable, wouldn't it?
Or: "My dad abused me up when I was a child and now I kinda need a small bump of cocaine every morning in order to feel reassured enough to go to the construction site and do eight hours worth of work."
Yeah! That absolutely needed to be said.
Bumping kinda the wrong thread because i'm more high than drunk but saying I'm not drunk would be a lie as well.
Props and cheers to y'all and don't doxx me.
TL;DR: In the future drug licenses will be given out (and taken away) like drivers licenses. That's gonna be so awesome!
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Phyllis Crebberbanks - Sun, 24 Feb 2019 14:19:43 EST wKj8wwG6 No.280802 Reply
>>280793
This used to be my lifestyle. In addition to the problem you listed, another one is the cross-association. You got to the bar with some friends, have a drink, and then you start craving dope and weed. The combo is one of my favorites still.
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Oliver Blabblestone - Mon, 25 Feb 2019 17:47:58 EST xp098Zo+ No.280808 Reply
>>280788

10.1%? Was this only for the 12th anniversary? The bottles in my fridge all list it at 9.7%.
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Jenny Claydale - Tue, 26 Feb 2019 22:26:43 EST u9eXlCiU No.280814 Reply
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>>280795
obviously some quality blow being ingested here.

>>280802
heroin + alcohol is a waste of both imo. youre stuck; the 'all the bad thoughts are gone' euphoria is overpowered by the alcohol, but you dont wanna get too drunk because then youll die.
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Molly Covingdick - Thu, 28 Feb 2019 03:43:35 EST Oer8M/Z4 No.280820 Reply
>>280794
>Reminds me of my cocktail of hydrocodone, amphetamine, alcohol, nicotine, and caffeine.
Oh man that reminds me of the best cocktail of substances I ever did, it was IV meth, valium, IV buprenorphine, more valium, a solid amount of booze and some DPH, what a fucking night that was and by smoe miracle of god I managed to avoid doing any embarrassing shit
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Graham Hessleforth - Fri, 01 Mar 2019 15:04:29 EST y00dXYzf No.280827 Reply
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Cooked on a Friday, as is my custom.
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Fanny Dartwell - Thu, 07 Mar 2019 17:05:51 EST N4dfO1An No.280857 Reply
university is starting again in 2 weeks so I'm getting drunk to drown the anxiety
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Alice Cenningped - Thu, 07 Mar 2019 19:25:45 EST +zLp3cji No.280858 Reply
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I drink every day but I'm browsing today
B
W
D
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Hamilton Chezzleridge - Thu, 07 Mar 2019 22:34:25 EST s2IhXrxJ No.280859 Reply
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BWD taaka
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Fanny Fupperdotch - Fri, 08 Mar 2019 16:00:49 EST y00dXYzf No.280861 Reply
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SLAVES OF FEAR TIL WE'RE DEAD IN THE GROUND
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Isabella Lightham - Fri, 08 Mar 2019 19:40:41 EST XzoU/9Ha No.280862 Reply
bumpers beverages cause drivlidges and prosperity for all!

its a fine wine im drinking, french from the outset. Ventoux 2016.
We’re going to be alright, just remember to eat dinner tonight.
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Phyllis Clengerford - Sat, 09 Mar 2019 04:39:41 EST 0Jt4Sadh No.280864 Reply
>>280814
If you are already established on opiates for a while, more alcohol should not make much of a difference.
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Gnarly McGoblin - Sat, 09 Mar 2019 12:12:04 EST 6750iSCP No.280867 Reply
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Its day two without heroin and im drunk and confused and somewhat miserable and just want to sleep.
BWD
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Gnarly McGoblin - Sat, 09 Mar 2019 15:24:06 EST 6750iSCP No.280868 Reply
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>>280867
some slav guy sold me cocaine as heroin and because i was already drunk i didn't really recognize it. anyway im still drinking beer but high on coke now
hoping for some numb-no-troubles-time.BUMPWHEN BURPVOMITBUMPDRUNKWHATEVER
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Martha Bassleson - Sun, 10 Mar 2019 00:49:22 EST s/nygiz2 No.280870 Reply
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I need more booze but couldn't be fucked....
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Frederick Covinglick - Sun, 10 Mar 2019 01:56:08 EST 9+0Pd7MJ No.280872 Reply
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brandy baby. god damn this is the most oiliest, cloyingest, and narstiest thing you can buy. the active ingredient remains effective though.
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David Hinninghune - Fri, 15 Mar 2019 00:28:18 EST 9+0Pd7MJ No.280898 Reply
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drinking this stuff. idk how they call any of the commonly-available apple boozes cider though. all the brands taste like cheap corn malt mixed with apple juice concentrate, which would be surprising if that wasn't exactly what they all are.

they get points for the alliterative almost-infringing branding.
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Phineas Fangersit - Fri, 15 Mar 2019 01:26:34 EST TTN5ialO No.280899 Reply
>>280872
I actually like the taste of brandy.

Been home from work for an hour. Ate dinner (dirty rice) and have had about 12 shots of vodka so far. Granted, they weren't all consecutive or anything crazy. More like, I've chugged 3 mixed drinks of water/vodka. Just based on my knowledge of pouring it's probably been about 12 oz of vodka. Probably not exact but I feel like that's pretty close.
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Matilda Sisslewill - Fri, 15 Mar 2019 19:02:07 EST UMBO6X1+ No.280906 Reply
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>>280776
Lasted 42 days sober. Just downed half a bottle of wine on an empty stomach. I'm damned.
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Gnarly McGoblin - Sat, 16 Mar 2019 19:21:11 EST pqqroj1X No.280910 Reply
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Do you know the pain when you bite into something and your salivary glandses just need a second and then you can enjoy what you eat?
the same it is when you put a lot of heroin up your nose.
I didn't do this.
today.
I'm hella drunk I'd be dead. BUMP
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Ebenezer Dibberdene - Sun, 17 Mar 2019 09:54:19 EST W8G1ZrLF No.280911 Reply
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9am bump with some shots of vodka and a screwdriver

I sure love starting my day 6/10 drunk
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Caroline Fossleshaw - Sun, 17 Mar 2019 17:09:08 EST d7mS11aJ No.280912 Reply
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Drinking before, during, and after breakfast
In honor of Mr. Paddy hisself
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Angus Gooddale - Wed, 20 Mar 2019 06:27:46 EST urk2Tva9 No.280932 Reply
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5 shots in if I counted right. I've got 4 days off, and I don't want to remember any of it.
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Simon Brenningpudge - Wed, 20 Mar 2019 21:35:33 EST FCEl9ccV No.280939 Reply
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>got rejected by a 3/10 chick

oof. this is the psychological equivalent to getting punched in the liver by an MMA fighter.

fuck lads. It's time for vodka
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Jenny Doblingstug - Thu, 21 Mar 2019 05:04:16 EST wj+CV+eb No.280950 Reply
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Did coke tonight, beI'en drinkin really heavy. I've done pretty much every drug besides crack, and alcohol still remains the most addictive/damaging substance i've ever tried. But god damn if it doesn't feel good though!
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Esther Famblebure - Fri, 22 Mar 2019 10:35:11 EST HSxCZpPn No.280958 Reply
>when you haven't had a drink in 24 hours and finally get some alcohol into your bloodstream
BWD MY Bill CosbyS
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Martin Posslemat - Fri, 22 Mar 2019 16:41:24 EST y00dXYzf No.280961 Reply
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IT'S HIP TO FUCK BEES
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Cedric Momblewotch - Sat, 23 Mar 2019 01:29:13 EST zSF2cUPE No.280966 Reply
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First time bumping in awhile. Whiskey, whisk-, yyyyyyyyyy.
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Phoebe Punningdock - Sat, 23 Mar 2019 20:56:10 EST AGbKKD5M No.280976 Reply
>>280950
That's a trip. I think the most damaging things I've done are cigarettes and DPH. I don't drink often but I'm here tonight whattup hooooch?! Watch Kung Fu Hustle on Netflix. It's a fantastic comedy.
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Martin Brookspear - Sat, 23 Mar 2019 23:23:55 EST Iu4l4p+c No.280981 Reply
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Snoop Dogg guide me through my darkest hour

BUMP
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Caroline Sobberpuck - Sun, 24 Mar 2019 03:51:28 EST TTN5ialO No.280989 Reply
Holy shit I'm plastered. I woke up, drank a few shots with my morning juices and coffee, then had a few more shots with my lunch coffee, and since getting home I've had a meal but I've finished off this handle I got a couple days ago. And yes, I had a single meal, it was dinner. I had a beer with it.

I've been doing ~7-8 second pulls of vodka at a time, mixed with water, and just chug the glass. I am drunk. Drunk enough that I type a sentence then proofread it.
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George Honeyspear - Mon, 25 Mar 2019 09:20:07 EST TDpLSPYP No.281001 Reply
>when you're buying 2 bottles of bacardi and a 6-pack of steel reserve at 7am and the liqour store clerk who knows you by name says "gettin' things goin' early, huh?"

REAL ALCOHOLIC HOURS
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Charles Soffingwater - Mon, 25 Mar 2019 20:35:26 EST LsjIpRo7 No.281005 Reply
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I'm not a big beer guy, bought a few of these out of interest, having a couple before I move on to the bourbon. Shit's delicious.
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Ebenezer Namblepot - Mon, 25 Mar 2019 22:35:48 EST 8M/R0eRd No.281007 Reply
holy shit i did 3 benzedrex inhalers last night, stayed up all night rubbing my dick raw, opened up the liqour store at 7am, i've been drunk all day, blacked by 3pm, woke up outside face down on my very visible balcony at 9pm and now im about to go out and grab 30 rack of something and some meclizine to kick shit off again

what a stupid fucking life i lead

and to top it all off i've been in an out-patient rehab program this for a month and a half now
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Ebenezer Namblepot - Mon, 25 Mar 2019 22:42:44 EST 8M/R0eRd No.281008 Reply
>>281007
holy shit i wish i could stop throwing up i really need to go buy that fucking meclizine now bujt i can't stop throwing up long enough to walk to the store so i gotta choose to either be miserable or throw-up on the side walk along side a very busy road like the degenerate addict faggot i am
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Gnarly McGoblin - Tue, 26 Mar 2019 10:21:29 EST Lkps3ol4 No.281012 Reply
>>281007
>>281008
Drink some chamomile tea without sugar and stop being so hard on yourself. Your government isn't hard with itself either and it's acting just as absurd if not more. Do it like them and just blame someone else for your problems. No bump because I managed to stop drinking. I'm high on heroin now.
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Samuel Henkinstug - Tue, 26 Mar 2019 11:24:33 EST W8G1ZrLF No.281014 Reply
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Boy am I fucking wasted at 10:24am

Earlier yesterday I made a 1 hour round trip walking just to buy a handle of bourbon which I'm currently drinking right now. Fuck alcoholism
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Charlotte Tillingfoot - Wed, 27 Mar 2019 00:26:17 EST 8M/R0eRd No.281020 Reply
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>>281012
Alright, here we go. Managed to stop being sick long enough to drink like 7 pints I had left over from yesterday, but my stomach is still upset, I sobered up almost immediately after finishing the last one and became anti-drunk and I was visibly fucked-up at group therapy tonight. Luckily it's also a mental illness/dual-diagnosis group situation so people probably just thought my shaking and twitching was GAD or something.

Anyway, thanks for the words of encouragement. I need to get clean for a while (until I have a steady job and maybe a stable relationship) so made a pact with my guardian spirit that if someone replied to my post I would go out and buy a couple bottles of wine for one last hurrah otherwise I'd just take my Seroquel that I've been skipping and get some sleep after being up for the last 3 days. Then I remembered I threw away my Seroquel so I was really hoping fate would be on my side and it was.

Giddyup.
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Priscilla Trotforth - Wed, 27 Mar 2019 09:22:45 EST HSxCZpPn No.281021 Reply
Just about finished a litre of homebrew, don't know how strong it is but it has a good fucking kick to it. BWD
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Charlotte Beblingridge - Wed, 27 Mar 2019 23:24:48 EST 8M/R0eRd No.281027 Reply
>>280820
>>280794
Damn, reminds me of my most intense bender. In one night I drank enough booze to taxidermy my liver, took dabs, loads of xanax, a little bit of fentanyl, some fioricet, and 2 points of molly, woke up next day and dropped 4 tabs of acid and just sat outside smoking cigarettes out of a carton on the porch of the trap I was staying at.
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Martin Bleffinglock - Thu, 28 Mar 2019 02:50:14 EST 4HPYVK1y No.281029 Reply
drinkn some american pale ale
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Jack Lightdale - Sat, 30 Mar 2019 22:11:09 EST GrwKclvv No.281058 Reply
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dont mind me, im just getting wasted listening to the best god damn podcast on the planet earth
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Molly Murdhall - Sun, 31 Mar 2019 00:32:35 EST u9eXlCiU No.281062 Reply
>>280776
threw up (1st time in a year) in the middle of the night after drinking monday. only just now getting better from being sick with diarrhea. passed what seemed to be a pale stool today, would post it but my Galaxy S5 kept on crashing whenever i tried to take a picture with flash :(

biting the bullet and about to start drinking tonight


>>281058
hell yeah dude. much love cum brother
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press !//CEObOMBY - Sun, 31 Mar 2019 01:40:45 EST Nl9dmi3g No.281063 Reply
half cut at 630 on a sunday
>>281058
look at this gay retard. me and my very close personal friend nick mullen, who i regularly talk to, would laugh at this gay, while sharing our favourite pics of lean shirtless dudes in a very heterosexual and non enthusiastic way
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Charlotte Dartford - Sun, 31 Mar 2019 14:21:04 EST zSF2cUPE No.281069 Reply
>>281058
Incredibly unsurprising to find a community of Cum Town listeners on /hooch/ lol. Some of the riffs do have me howling though
nb cause I gotta work :(
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Barnaby Bashham - Tue, 02 Apr 2019 01:17:12 EST xOIksTJ9 No.281082 Reply
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4 beers in, I know imma light weight.
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mudbutt - Tue, 02 Apr 2019 02:19:41 EST i5oK6f92 No.281083 Reply
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>>280776
Killed one of these and barely anything... I needa a break. Lucky a joint saved the day XD
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Rebecca Wuddleham - Tue, 02 Apr 2019 15:58:10 EST HSxCZpPn No.281085 Reply
Drinking some Lambs 151 while making some homebrewed beer.
Fuck I love being drunk.
BWD
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Phineas Shittinglock - Wed, 03 Apr 2019 00:11:31 EST fTBmdAOb No.281090 Reply
BWD, support your local breweries!
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Hedda Fosslestun - Wed, 03 Apr 2019 19:26:36 EST LsjIpRo7 No.281095 Reply
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Oh shit this is too delicious
I might have made an error
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Wesley Surringdale - Thu, 04 Apr 2019 09:44:25 EST HSxCZpPn No.281104 Reply
>>280776
It's 11 in the am on a Thursday and I already got a good buzz going BWD
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Priscilla Trotfuck - Thu, 04 Apr 2019 21:38:19 EST hVMBXB35 No.281113 Reply
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Had to work an extra hour today, now I've worked 13hrs and it's too late to make it to the liquor store... Beer it is I guess
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Jack Bardman - Fri, 05 Apr 2019 03:55:42 EST TTN5ialO No.281114 Reply
I bought Keystone Light for the first time ever, because it was $13.99 for a 30 rack. I haven't seen a 30 rack this cheap since Hamms for $10.99 and that was about 4 years ago while living in a different part of the USA. Also grabbed a handle of Evan Williams.
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Nigel Dullyridge - Sat, 06 Apr 2019 00:31:28 EST mlQ00vf/ No.281131 Reply
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DRUNK AS FUCK. YAA BOYSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Ian Crogglestudge - Sat, 06 Apr 2019 05:14:59 EST HSxCZpPn No.281132 Reply
>>281113
Do you live in some shit hole where the liquor stores are closed by 6pm too?
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Charles Dullercocke - Sat, 06 Apr 2019 22:55:01 EST zSF2cUPE No.281143 Reply
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Back again for the good times. Cheers, my dear /hooch/
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Charles Drummlelack - Sun, 07 Apr 2019 16:42:27 EST P4wpTSyA No.281147 Reply
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buzzing on yuengling and my last bong bowl before a t break, gonna make up for it with beer for the next few days my ganj tolerance is totally fucked so I gotta take a few days off
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Hannah Closslefure - Sun, 07 Apr 2019 19:03:05 EST AGbKKD5M No.281148 Reply
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>>280776
Ah, day drinking. A perfect partner for microdosing nutmeg.
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Samuel Senningchog - Mon, 08 Apr 2019 22:56:31 EST W8G1ZrLF No.281154 Reply
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I can indeed confirm that I am drink as fuck on cheap vodka and about to consume 2/3rds of a large Little Caesar's pizza
Oh boy does booze surely stimulate my appetite
God I love alcohol
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Matilda Wungerson - Tue, 09 Apr 2019 21:07:33 EST AGbKKD5M No.281161 Reply
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>>280776
Ah, the first frosty beer after a good workout and hot shower. Nothin' like it! Hey you!
Yeah, you!
If you're goin' hard with liquor or spirits, try drinking water while you hooch just to help keep ya hydrated. I'm not a doctor nor have I tried this method personally, but I fully testify to its magnificent powers. Go head. GO 'HEAD! DO IT!
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Gnarly McGoblin - Wed, 10 Apr 2019 12:36:08 EST A0+XYnr1 No.281165 Reply
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The abhorrent truth:
If you ever start using heroin you should never quit
my cute ass is ruptured from all the opiate abuse and now i take a long day break drinking beer bawling my eyes out because i did a lot of heroin
bump
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Hamilton Bummlesud - Thu, 11 Apr 2019 13:01:26 EST hb4X9Pah No.281169 Reply
>>280776
i forget how much gravol I took but i;ve got a six pakc now, the walls are breathing, hoping drinks brings me down to reality
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Thomas Turveybury - Fri, 12 Apr 2019 03:14:17 EST wX3+qZut No.281175 Reply
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>>280776
Wassup yall im 11 beers deep and just took a questionably sized line of rc stimulants to the dome
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Rebecca Nubberfed - Mon, 15 Apr 2019 13:41:33 EST SpVU7k9E No.281210 Reply
>>280776
finishing 6 pack going to bed for work

how many years can I keep this up anyway? been drinking on and off since I was like 15 (10 years ago) and steadily for the past 2..? i quit using other drugs and replaced it with alcohol but now i drink everyday with a FEW off days when I literally cant scrummage the money for it and I need to eat food etc im sure i dont need to make a new thread
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Jack Sallynick - Mon, 15 Apr 2019 22:16:16 EST AGbKKD5M No.281215 Reply
>>280776
YAAAAAS

Am drunkening right now after a bomb home-cooked meal. Granted it was tater tots with cheese and hot sauce, it was still a comforting meal. Lol.
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Jack Sallynick - Mon, 15 Apr 2019 23:28:30 EST AGbKKD5M No.281218 Reply
>>281216
I know ;_; closet /nom/er
I eat a lot of particular stuff. I have weird beliefs and values that drive my eating. I don't wanna eat animals so I substitute with lazy, ethical food (exclude cheese).
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Jenny Doblingworth - Thu, 18 Apr 2019 03:04:04 EST edmvLmA+ No.281262 Reply
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ya know, I always get drunk and want someone to talk to. But no one wants to talk to me. Why won't anyone talk to me?
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Priscilla Guffingfield - Fri, 19 Apr 2019 01:57:27 EST eH8tW/dN No.281289 Reply
>>281262
420chan is a very slow website frien

/hooch/ is especially slow.

I would tell you to go to another chan, but all the other chans are bullshit
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Nell Gevinglork - Sat, 20 Apr 2019 23:43:35 EST W8G1ZrLF No.281305 Reply
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Bumping on 20mg cyclobenzaprine and 900mg gabapentin while pounding tons of cheap McCormick vodka

Feeling pretty comfy and fucked up while watching some Band of Brothers with the sound turned way up. The explosions and gunfire produce a ton of bass and vibrate my couch. I feel like I'm really in the war
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Charlotte Bubberwack - Tue, 23 Apr 2019 02:28:27 EST z1foEBwb No.281317 Reply
>>280776
Managed to find the right combo of cwe codeine a couple beers and some bong tokes. Fffeeellliiinnnggg SLAYER
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Edward Clayson - Tue, 23 Apr 2019 21:32:59 EST AGbKKD5M No.281322 Reply
>>281305
McCormick makes vodka?! Does it taste like vanilla extract?
I'm drunkening right now after a lot of good food. Just beerin' it. /hooch/ how do you get beer to hit you the hardest? Chugging it quick? Sipping it slow? Blarfin' it up the bloofer? Snort it? I'm thinkin' snort or bum boomin' is the most logical course of action. Of course, I'm actin'...
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Rebecca Bremmlestock - Wed, 24 Apr 2019 05:57:16 EST +QGzSr3n No.281328 Reply
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>>280776
Two big bowls of kava then first strong beer in a while. This combo is not health but sometimes you gotta do. Stay safe /hooch/
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Jericho !.iRAtomic2 - Wed, 24 Apr 2019 17:45:53 EST qUYMkyKX No.281330 Reply
>>281328
GOD DAMNIT I WANT THIS BOOK BUT EVEN USED PAPERBACKS ARE LIKE 80 BUCKS
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Hugh Clellertork - Wed, 24 Apr 2019 18:04:45 EST 9QBBnhFL No.281331 Reply
>>281330
Some books are worth it. And $80 might actually be cheap.
I got a copy of Osamu Satos Art of Computer Designing: A Black and White Approach, found it for $60 which is much more than I'd usually pay for just a book, but I'm really glad I took the chance now, can't see it for less than $185 now when I had a search (lowest used on amazon is $698).
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Matilda Drettingstock - Fri, 26 Apr 2019 01:38:20 EST MxMbJkHY No.281353 Reply
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>>4842802 on /b/
inspired me to drink just to stick it to the man
limoncella bastards!!!
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Ernest Crerrywill - Fri, 26 Apr 2019 17:07:25 EST oS8blN1Z No.281358 Reply
Had a great night of beers and heavy metal. My fav kind of night.
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Barnaby Pammerbure - Sat, 27 Apr 2019 00:29:38 EST MxMbJkHY No.281371 Reply
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drinkin dis straight from the bottle yo
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Martha Senningford - Sat, 27 Apr 2019 01:43:13 EST AGbKKD5M No.281377 Reply
>>280776
Yeeeeahhhh this is another bumpin'. As many beers as I could chug without getting sick... Gonna sleep sub-par tonight, woooo!
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Cornelius Sugglehed - Sun, 28 Apr 2019 01:17:23 EST HSxCZpPn No.281390 Reply
Absolutely fucking fucked bwd
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Esther Smallhood - Sun, 28 Apr 2019 23:25:41 EST AGbKKD5M No.281401 Reply
>>280776
Tried out White Claw mango hard seltzer. It's aight and enough of them works like traditional beer. Bump because /b/ is too random and high right now.
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Cornelius Dronnerhall - Mon, 29 Apr 2019 23:09:49 EST AGbKKD5M No.281415 Reply
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>>281401
Double post. Unabashedly drinking for like the third day in a row. It's all good though because being intoxicated distracts me from my self-inflicted lack of an interesting life. You know, I have occasional spurts of will where I want to be that high tier winner I'm capable of being, but I don't know if I get distracted or lazy or both. Maybe progress is more gradual than instantaneous. Either way I'm grateful for this place. Cheers you motherfuckers.
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Frederick Snodson - Tue, 30 Apr 2019 16:59:04 EST 99Zs1hpq No.281421 Reply
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I'm fucking wasted lads
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Jarvis Clollyville - Thu, 02 May 2019 03:29:43 EST HSxCZpPn No.281434 Reply
>>280776
Been drunk for just about 24 hours now
Been snorting drugs all night
BWD doods
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Barnaby Buzzdale - Fri, 03 May 2019 03:35:23 EST RyyInipj No.281436 Reply
>go to the university bar under the foolish delusion that I will talk to women
>end up talking to a grand total of zero women
>just get drunk (which I was going to do anyways, of course) and play black-jack with some black dudes

I mean, I had fun. But I haven't matured romantically.

How do I stop being beta?
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Angus Muffingfadging - Fri, 03 May 2019 05:10:06 EST dLj7Qcju No.281437 Reply
>>281436
Assuming you wouldn’t be doing exactly what you wish you were doing 24/7, as a human, if you were not on the right cocktail of drugs. Society weeds us out don’t be stupid
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Matilda Ginkinfield - Sat, 04 May 2019 14:08:10 EST PnnA3AGI No.281442 Reply
Slightly drunk and gettind ready for bar. Also out of beer past 9pm so my only option is to go to a bar for beer. Yay Finland!
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Weekend v Weekday toke - Sat, 04 May 2019 15:15:40 EST dLj7Qcju No.281443 Reply
>>281442
Not bad since half the country is already there lol
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Wiggles - Sun, 05 May 2019 00:57:41 EST AGbKKD5M No.281450 Reply
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Eyy hooch I'm here again what's new? Any of you in sales? My main duties don't include explicit selling, thank god, but I'm required to pitch a retail credit card. The thing is, I don't see a benefit to owning such a card and customers are going to dislike me if I go full sales dick on them. I only mention it if I happen to build a rapport with a receptive customer, but maybe I'm too careless? My tact is basically, "Hey are you folks finding everything all right? ... Great just let me know if you have any questions." I loathe pushy employees and sales folk. Maybe that's because when I shop I generally want to be left the fuck alone unless I need direct help. Anyway, am I projecting my personality onto customers unjustly? Or is my conservative relaxed approach more appealing? I've always sucked at sales. Also smoke something drink something bitch up
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William Brondlebanks - Mon, 06 May 2019 00:29:20 EST MxMbJkHY No.281465 Reply
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++i am so fucked up right now
ugh
BWD my good niggas
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Albert Sublinghall - Mon, 06 May 2019 00:50:26 EST bm0yXl1o No.281466 Reply
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>>280776

Been so long since I've contributed to this website in general, wow.

Life is actually pretty great at the moment, I have my drinking under control and things are going well for me.

I hope all is well for everyone else, truly.
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Lydia Wammerford - Mon, 06 May 2019 07:14:51 EST oS8blN1Z No.281467 Reply
>>281450
People like things being easy. They don't like obviously being sold to. Your approach is good. I also don't like being bothered when I shop.
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Molly Semmerdale - Mon, 06 May 2019 18:23:25 EST rNxzmVYZ No.281468 Reply
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A bottle of nice red wine on an empty stomach has been consumed.

I offer you the Litany against fear, for it is useful, recite it:

"I must not fear.
Fear is the mind-killer.
Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my fear.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain."
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Nicholas Snodspear - Wed, 08 May 2019 04:11:54 EST Yuu5ZfIn No.281480 Reply
>>280776
FIrst BWD

1 Hollandia down going through a second (2.4 Standard drinks each)
Using strictly medicinally, still drunk though. Funny hearing that sort of thing right?
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Nathaniel Hillerridge - Wed, 08 May 2019 06:31:34 EST Z4Oa8BEy No.281481 Reply
>>281478
Better is ezra broooks green or some other like it. Used to be as cheap a bit more than ET.
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Augustus Clusslekere - Wed, 08 May 2019 10:13:17 EST AGbKKD5M No.281482 Reply
>>281480
Neato, I didn't know drinking had a medicinal application. I'd be into more info if you care to share.
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Shitting Socklegold - Thu, 09 May 2019 06:36:56 EST Yuu5ZfIn No.281497 Reply
>>281482
So the 'medicinal' value basically came from having a huge brain fog. Not knowing how to organize and prioritize my exams I have coming up. Had a drink and it loosens my mind right up. Managed to get a plan in place to get everything done and too a high standard.

Was stressing so hard before that even benzos weren't helping then after this medicinal use. Boom! Sorted, no stress. So yea to me I'd consider that 'Medicinal'.

I generally stay away from the bottle but using it like that worked wonders. Not sure if that was what you were expecting.
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Angus Pimbleforth - Fri, 10 May 2019 04:35:55 EST fnKxB7Pp No.281511 Reply
I did a horrible thing and drank a bomber during hours alcohol is banned. Gotta hold out 2-3 hours. Anyone else do the same?
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Alice Gidgelit - Fri, 10 May 2019 16:06:19 EST oS8blN1Z No.281521 Reply
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Weekend of debauchery ahead. Love you /hooch/
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Augustus Dartway - Fri, 10 May 2019 17:10:56 EST rNxzmVYZ No.281523 Reply
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I sincerely beleive that I will die from this, but I'm fine with it. First got drunk when I was 23, knew would be alcoholic then. Smoked weed, liked it, but alcohol is on another level. It just evaportes ALL anxiety. Makes me feel half-asleep, and fully asleep is bliss. Death is just perfection, inevitable nirvana. don't wanna hurry there tho, cause family & so on would suffer because they think they did something wrong cause suicide is frowned upon etc, lol. But i will keep myself alive for a bit. Should be cool. But will die soon enough, from this, or from heart disease or from something else. I'm 30 atm. Not gonna live past 35; know it for sure --- knew since I was 18. 35 is the limit, it's a good even number, if I get older than that it's a fucking miracle and I promise I will become actively religious or some shit like that.

be cool; should maybe post this in /qq/ or whatever, but I'm drunk so might as well Bumb this post

=)
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Rebecca Hottingdock - Fri, 10 May 2019 21:36:20 EST MxMbJkHY No.281526 Reply
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Old English 800 and early times bourbon
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Nicholas Coshwill - Sat, 11 May 2019 00:19:08 EST zSF2cUPE No.281527 Reply
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Bumpin' hard off vodka, it's been almost a months lads.
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Eugene Fanhall - Sat, 11 May 2019 17:45:17 EST 99Zs1hpq No.281529 Reply
>>281523
I've known I'll kill myself by 30 since I was 14. First time I drank alcohol was when I was 17 and I thought I would become an alcoholic since the first time I actually got properly drunk. Alcohol fixes all my problems and makes me feel happy so why should I not drink?
BWD!
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Doris Shittingstock - Sat, 11 May 2019 18:44:42 EST rNxzmVYZ No.281530 Reply
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skål grabbar
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Gnarly McGoblin - Sun, 12 May 2019 16:15:05 EST SoOPi7zH No.281535 Reply
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Fuuken drugs!
I saw the movie, I've eaten the book.
Been on crystal meth and coke, heroin, mushrooms, amphetamines, xtc, salvia, benzos, a megaton of alcohol, have experienced the horrible horrible delirium tremens and whatnot. It feels like ive had enough but i just cant stop...
beer and wine bump
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Ian Ceblingfut - Tue, 14 May 2019 00:08:18 EST TGI913aD No.281554 Reply
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>>281535
The return of the thin white duke
Throwing darts in lovers eyes

Too much expensive tequila and cheap wine for a Monday but hey babe its not our first rodeo either
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Eugene Sablingham - Thu, 16 May 2019 18:42:15 EST n8wFub14 No.281588 Reply
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Happy birthday to me.

Drinking Bohemias Pilsner, the best macro beer in Mexico. Some decent seafood (not like the US) and later on I´m going to Carl´s Jr. because I love burgers. Cheers!
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Cornelius Clashfetch - Fri, 17 May 2019 00:59:06 EST AGbKKD5M No.281592 Reply
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>>281588
Happy birthday 🎉
Don't you mean Carlito's? If it's in Mexico I mean.
Am I even a part of something now? Trying to drink less and I'm actually doing pretty well! Did you know that two or three beers can be enough? I didn't. Forgive the picture propaganda; I googled it and like the hourglass image not necessarily the advertisement
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Fucking Bremmlecocke - Fri, 17 May 2019 15:57:29 EST pnHtdRFz No.281596 Reply
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Friday toasted once again.
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Lydia Nellerwater - Fri, 17 May 2019 20:39:05 EST MxMbJkHY No.281598 Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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Fuck Gapperbury - Fri, 17 May 2019 21:37:26 EST RlrE/did No.281600 Reply
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BWD yet again boys, sippin that Peroni, eatin pepperonis
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Reuben Homblestotch - Sat, 18 May 2019 02:26:07 EST BasYXgSE No.281602 Reply
If I do it just right, drink a lot of beer, eat a lot of good kratom, and smoke a lot of weed, it kinda feels the way heroin used to. I miss hard drugs you guys
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Sophie Bevingstid - Sat, 18 May 2019 02:52:28 EST AGbKKD5M No.281603 Reply
>>281602
But don't hard drugs! DonnnnnntT. ONT! NOOO
It's all good, the moment's where we live and die. In this moment you're happy. Relish the fact that you can hurron again some day. But really it's all about right now. I'm impressed that you used it and aren't dead because of all the propaganda I hear about said drug. In fact I'm in the category of not wanting to try it for all the fear mongering. I always said I'd let myself try everything except for crack, heroin and meth. I ended up trying meth without seeking it out again. None of this mattress; who chairs. Bump this bitch up
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Cyril Himmlepuck - Sun, 19 May 2019 03:32:54 EST mL9nTbp8 No.281614 Reply
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Thread is in 2018. Depressing

Two 32 ounce cans, a 40 ounce of the same and now downing a pint
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Fanny Benderfuck - Sun, 19 May 2019 10:37:01 EST ksB3WcmU No.281617 Reply
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Its 7:30 and Ive been up since 6 cause fucked up sleep schedule
Guess ill start hitting the whiskey
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Cornelius Pullystock - Sun, 19 May 2019 11:16:14 EST 3+wVTMoR No.281618 Reply
>>281617
Oh fuck. This pic. Most people would see this as deafeat.

In reality, that pizza landed cheese-up, so it's still bueno
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Cyril Himmlepuck - Sun, 19 May 2019 13:23:53 EST mL9nTbp8 No.281621 Reply
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Taking shots before work. I'm as free as the breeze and I drink when I please.
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Jarvis Drivingshaw - Sun, 19 May 2019 18:15:34 EST rNxzmVYZ No.281622 Reply
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So I've finally recognized that I'm an actual alcoholic. Past few weeks I've felt intense anxiety during the day, thought I was just anxious, but then I also drank to fall asleep at night, usually 7-ish beers, or a bottle of wine. Been doin' it on the regular for about half a year.

Mid-day, the anxiety is crippling, terrible; cold sweat, impending doom, etc. I drink, and it goes away sort of. So I've been sipping rum throughout the days now, instead of just binging before bed. And I'm much less anxious.

Now to taper before the tolerance rises.... Fucking hell.

Probably won't make it in the long term. Might have months, or a year or so of sobriety, But I'll drink again. I know it, I knew it the first time I drank. I'll die from this, or rather from the anxiety that I'm trying to suppress.

And the weirdest thing about it? I'm tipsy atm, a bottle of wine-ish down, and I don't care. When I'm sober, I'm terrified of death, and the damage I've done to my body with alcohol and food or lack of exercise. But now I'm drunk, and it's all cool. The difference is beyond words, between anxiety and this peace of mind I feel now.

So I have a choice: Sobriety, and crawl through hell, hope for a better future, or make some amount of peace with death and ride this one out. It will end in death either way, right? Either by the drink, or I try to use other drugs to taper and I overdose, or I drink too much and die from organ failure, or accident, or some shit. Hopefully I just stop breathing when asleep, right? That's the most peaceful way to go I imagine. Now pre-death stress, no preparation, just an accidental transcendence into the womb of the motherly void.

G'night pals, and cheers. Life is nice, smell the flowers of Spring time, and enjoy the summer, even if the Sun gets a bit too hot for comfort. It's all cool in the end, cause even if the bees are all gone and there is no more honey, and we all suffocate in a dying atmosphere, THIS is still happening, and the root of it, the source and cause of everything, will still remain as it is, in eternal emptiness somehow?

yes.
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Fuck Cheffingway - Sun, 19 May 2019 19:59:20 EST zr4tnNyK No.281623 Reply
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was trying to quit for two weeks, doing quite well, going to job interviews, etc. then on Friday I just had to get a pint of vodka for some dumb reason, and I've been wasted ever since. now I'm drinking pic related, and I'm down to $25
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Clara Pittwell - Mon, 20 May 2019 13:31:42 EST naWKYc75 No.281626 Reply
>>281621
>>281622
One of you gives no fucks cuz no one is over there shoulder while one of you drinks as a coping mechanism cuz its easier that way
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Thomas Crerringgold - Thu, 23 May 2019 01:18:18 EST /3SdpBj/ No.281651 Reply
>>281639
Black metal ftw, snort some lines drink some hard liquor and smoke some spliffs (in between cigs ofc)
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Nigel Chonningforth - Fri, 24 May 2019 03:13:59 EST d+lXmLWX No.281661 Reply
Just took a giant shit and drinking trash vodka. In about 30 minutes if my roommate doesn't turn down his fucking tv I'm gonna politely ask him to turn it down.
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Hamilton Blytheshaw - Fri, 24 May 2019 17:57:54 EST pnHtdRFz No.281665 Reply
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Tipsy again. Long weekend ahead.
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William Hogglelot - Sat, 25 May 2019 14:21:38 EST GifRDB9x No.281667 Reply
Just blew a .7 and got my license suspended for a year. The officer said I didn't come to a complete stop at an intersection. I wasn't even drunk. Fuck this shit guys, if I can get a dui without actually being drunk Im literally never drinking again.
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Ernest Shakestone - Sat, 25 May 2019 22:16:59 EST GifRDB9x No.281671 Reply
>>281669
That's actually probably what it was since I only had a half pint and I can drink a fifth. He said I blew .7 which is twice the legal limit, but twice the legal limit is .16 and I'd be dead at .7. They refused to breathalyze me on the spot and he purposely prolonged the sobriety test since I was doing fine. I just hope they don't have a way to fabricate those records.
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Nell Hozzlepick - Sun, 26 May 2019 15:15:09 EST zSF2cUPE No.281677 Reply
>>281671
This all seems fishy as shit. Breathalyzers can easily misread (up to 25%), and that's not even accounting for misapplication by the user and his misreading of the data. Get a lawyer and see if you can appeal the sentence to have it reduced, regardless of whether or not this was a repeat offense (which you made seem like it was)
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Hugh Surrydock - Sun, 26 May 2019 16:15:20 EST 35M84Hqt No.281679 Reply
>>281677
First offense. I have a lawyer but I'm not sure if he has ever dealt with DUI, it's my dad's lawyer who he has known for a long time. I mean it makes no sense to me, other than they might have seen me leave the bar at 3 AM and thought they could arrest me. I have insurance papers to prove I'm insured (they said I didn't) If the record is right I blew a .07 which is legal (they said I was twice the limit, I didnt even feel drunk) they refused to breathalyze me right there (not sure about this one) and they said I didnt stop at a stop sign (there's really no way I can prove that one.)
All I care about is not getting my license suspended for a year and if it does Im just gonna shoot myself on their front steps and dedicate it to Mr. Arresting Officer
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Nell Hozzlepick - Sun, 26 May 2019 16:54:49 EST zSF2cUPE No.281680 Reply
>>281679
Make sure your dad's lawyer is criminal defense and not civil; the former know all sorts of tricks and can work the judge to reduce sentencing. Already from the things you've said it seems like evidence was incorrectly/improperly recorded, and you should be able to use this to your advantage to prove discrepancies in the police's testimony. This particularly seems to be the case with the breathalyzer test, which wasn't immediately administered and contradicted your successful completion of the field sobriety test.

Lawyer up hard, have him press for inconsistencies/technicalities, and pray that the judge will go easy on you due to the low-key nature of the alleged DUI. /law/ may also be able to provide some advice if you haven't looked there yet. Good luck--not having a car outside of ~3 cities in the U.S. means you're SOL.
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Gnarly McGoblin - Wed, 29 May 2019 16:54:54 EST 5A5J2N4l No.281692 Reply
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>>280776
Sometimes I wake up in the morning and I wonder: Is this real life?
Did I really do HEROIN yesterday?
Then I remember that Winnie the Pooh is banned in china because he apparently looks similar to their leader Xi "the pooh" Jinping
Then I smoke an illegal cannabis cigarette and still feel awful.>>280776
Whatever beermarihuana I ever consume in this kowloon walled city made out of poverty,it does make me happy in some weird way if it's sustainable and enough usually not, though. tbh maybe ill try free basing cocaine soon. maybe not. i dont know.
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Sidney Blungerstet - Wed, 29 May 2019 23:17:26 EST zI3IcHAm No.281694 Reply
Vermouth is actually really fucking cash, tastes exactly like cheap wine, twice the ABV, can sip on this all day, and have two or three bottles actually get me really fucking drunk
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Samuel Nicklecocke - Sat, 01 Jun 2019 10:09:50 EST zr4tnNyK No.281702 Reply
>>281692
careful dude, Xi is watching. don't want your social credit score to tank
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Hamilton Honeydale - Sat, 01 Jun 2019 13:02:19 EST UMBO6X1+ No.281703 Reply
>>280776
Well i was off the drink for 4 or 5 months and i need to drink now. hate the taste of beer as i think my pallete has lost its ability for beer so I'm drinking fucking strongbow darkfruits cos it tastes kinda like juice and i can slam it down and get completely out of this world. hope i end up in a night club coked up through the power of alcohol despite having no money.
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Simon Buzzstone - Sat, 01 Jun 2019 16:27:30 EST rNxzmVYZ No.281705 Reply
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Whatever, time to blackout.

>?v=hQ1L7o2CPoE
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Nicholas Mavingwill - Sun, 02 Jun 2019 03:27:56 EST MxMbJkHY No.281710 Reply
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a nip a day keeps withdrawl at bay
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Phoebe Clabblehick - Tue, 04 Jun 2019 20:12:36 EST AGbKKD5M No.281720 Reply
>>280776
The fuckin' sauce, man, THE SAUCE! Eyes glossed nigh lost high cost slide sauce.
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Reuben Gicklelere - Wed, 05 Jun 2019 17:10:07 EST RllZ1Lb8 No.281727 Reply
>>280776
A Bud Light and two Miller High Lifes in and I just downed a bottle of DXM. Who else /nausea/ in here?
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Fucking Firrylin - Wed, 05 Jun 2019 18:18:37 EST pAU0gdiu No.281728 Reply
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>Almond Milk & Koskenkorva Vodka

:)
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Esther Dellystitch - Thu, 06 Jun 2019 21:31:54 EST zr4tnNyK No.281729 Reply
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>>280776
finally got paid, had 3 cans of MGD and a shot or so of Larceny Bourbon. have some top shelf cider too, but I'm saving that for tomorrow
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Archie Bongertere - Fri, 07 Jun 2019 21:18:32 EST L18pXy8l No.281737 Reply
After a tolerance break and I'm tipsy on red wine that I forgot I owned

feels good
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Sophie Blinningbedge - Sun, 09 Jun 2019 01:00:46 EST jcF4g9m8 No.281747 Reply
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First day of being drunk after starting bupropion.
No seizures, no puking, and drinks made by my wonderful mother... BWD
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Polly Dommleworth - Sun, 09 Jun 2019 03:09:20 EST cFIp4TZg No.281748 Reply
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My cat crawled into my empty beer box :3
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Nathaniel Goffingfuck - Sun, 09 Jun 2019 18:11:38 EST FtibnH1v No.281749 Reply
>>281748

thats a good fuckin kitty right there. you best take good care of her
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Angus Shakespear - Tue, 11 Jun 2019 21:15:30 EST g6UHYVLQ No.281768 Reply
Drank beer all day. Don't feel drunk, but my BAC is probably up there. I just feel normal.
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Hugh Sinnerwidging - Fri, 14 Jun 2019 02:52:22 EST AGbKKD5M No.281784 Reply
>>281765
Ooh. What a woman. I'm on beer like 8 feeling OK. Blessings to you all, and above that good wiggles. Hope you're doing all right tonight!
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Shitting Drollyridge - Fri, 14 Jun 2019 19:21:54 EST RlrE/did No.281787 Reply
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Can't remember how many times I've bumped this since it started but it's happening agina
BBBBB WWWWW DDDDDD
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Martin Nangerlet - Fri, 14 Jun 2019 20:27:41 EST zI3IcHAm No.281789 Reply
this rose vodka is actually pretty good i thought it was gimmicky but a shot on top of a glass of rose makes a very good drink that gets you incredibly fucked up without tasting like shit
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Phoebe Dragglesudging - Sat, 15 Jun 2019 00:39:23 EST m07bTvfm No.281793 Reply
>>281789

I didn't know rose vodka exist. That sounds great. Post a pciture of your bottle and try to make some cocktails.
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Isabella Crizzleshit - Sat, 15 Jun 2019 01:37:25 EST 4H/9l7bZ No.281794 Reply
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starting on my second bottle of red wine for the night. been drinking that apothic red even though it's become gas-station tier shit and the taste has degraded over the past couple years also. i may switch regular brands soon. we will see how i feel after 2 bottles. i've taken like 10 days off of drinking so i am aiming to get fucking trashed tonight like i havent in a while so ill prob bust out the tequila later. maybe i will regale you all with more of my neverending rambleposts before the night is through

BWD

>webm related, it's what my organs say to ethanol every time i drink
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Henry Chobbersirk - Sat, 15 Jun 2019 19:12:35 EST pAU0gdiu No.281797 Reply
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>>280776

I am very smoothened right now.

Been drinking daily, between 6-9 beers for a while. Recently, it's been closeer to 12 beers daily. Assuming 33 cl 5% ABV beers.

I'm an alcoholic; I've come to realize.

It's cool though.

Chronic pain; chronic anxiety; enthusiasm; unemployment; poverty; general fucking uselessness. It's all fine though! TRULY!

I, as a prerson, is no more necessary than that fly I accidentally swatted into the realm of the beyond the other day. It's all cool, for real.

Alcohol is a taste of death. But life, life, oh man; Life is fucking intense, too intense.

I am... this, this right here, the moment before blacking out. I'm trying man, I'm really fucking tryin to kee it coherent... I'm sorry, to apologize. it just hits ... comfort you know I'm comfortable now. This is it. Numbness. NO PAIN ---- ZEWRO PAIN--- I can finally, FINALLY fall asleep!!!!!!!!!! THE BODY HAS BECOME A NON-ISSUE

and then tomorrowo I awake again, with the body in pain, back pain, muscle inflammation, scoliosis, bullshit, suicidal ideations, horriblen ightmares, panic, anxiety..... fear..... bullshit... then I drink... beer... vodka... tea.... h ibiscus....... nice... water... and it gets better.... and I end up here! IN THIS PLACE!

It's wonderufl.

I love u all truly, nah man, I just loe this feeling, but here I am with you, no, I'm alone; i'm not with you, i'm alone and it sucks, I want to hug somebody; That is all I want,t hat is why I drink, i ama alone and in pain and I want to hug somebody meaningfully before I die which I will soon...


ok.


find image; post; black out, forget; regret (even though I forget this, cause.. .yes)... but still... post and such!

=)

=)=)==)

I've been here many times before,.... many yeras ago posted in random (ate chips and sausages... mad ea big deal of it... )

I think in hidnsight that I type in a recogniziable way,... maybe somebody here knows me, recognizes this way of being? maybe not... maybe just being, you know.... stupid as awlays, self-romanticizing...


this is becoming nonsense


stay smooth friends.
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Phoebe Docklesidge - Sat, 15 Jun 2019 19:59:34 EST qaXDnq5c No.281798 Reply
>>281797

the only way of getting a hug is to become sober for a long period of time, get to know people, do your best to make them think you're a good person who deserves a hug, then they hug you or you can hug them. i realized this not long ago, that no matter how much i drink, no matter how much i fiend, i will feel SHIT. There's no chemical compound anymore that can overpower my craving for love. So i became sober. It sucks man. It sucks major balls but there's some hope deep in my mind that says just do this shit as hard and as smart as i can and maybe in a few years i will find or create the meaning of my life. after that, working on that meaning will give me happy times much more frequently, and maybe i'll find love too. We can't judge people because they don't want to be with boozefiends or other types of mentally ill people. It's just evolution, everybody wants to be with healthy people.

t. recently sobered up, still slightly optimistic, wildly alcoholic compulsive pill fiend, mentally ill piece of disgusting trash.
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Thomas Pickstock - Sun, 16 Jun 2019 08:38:20 EST cGUPhOlt No.281799 Reply
>>281798
Lies. propaganda. Getting sober gets you nothing, except healthier organs.
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Lydia Nebberbanks - Sun, 16 Jun 2019 22:18:06 EST D3UvPWUs No.281802 Reply
>>281799

one of those organs that get healthier is the brain. and the brain is the creator of the life quality.
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John Shittingfoot - Mon, 17 Jun 2019 14:08:15 EST 99Zs1hpq No.281808 Reply
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I'm drunk as fuck lads
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Nicholas Creppermick - Mon, 17 Jun 2019 16:02:17 EST 5iJq1e6J No.281809 Reply
>>281798
I'm about to get drunk for the first time in 3.5 months after a solid 7 or 8 years of daily drinking
What I have discovered is that without alcohol I am still a useless depressed piece of shit and completely incapable of doing anything to fix my miserable life. I'm reluctant to get professional help because riding the medication carousel is hell and I AM NEVER GOING BACK TO THE PSYCH WARD so I'm going to give going on a bender another try first.
Don't be like me.
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Ernest Sacklewill - Mon, 17 Jun 2019 16:11:34 EST IbbmsBYU No.281810 Reply
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>>280776
So I'm sayin
Hello allow me to introduce myself
My name is hooooch
So nice to meet you
It's been a long time sorry I've been away so long
My name is hoooch
I never meant to leave you
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Emma Drondlepane - Thu, 20 Jun 2019 19:33:57 EST pAU0gdiu No.281835 Reply
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Wnat to talks tot make snse but


ok

Want to make sense but cant; than you


11.5 standard glasses not a lot; half a bottle ov vodka or a little bit more, but in a short interval

wanna dsissolve my brain; fuck live; fuck consciousness; fuck self-awareness; birth is a fucking disease; please let me sedate myself into death before actually dying from some painful bullshit disease or accident.

fuck life; life is worthless; life is pain and 100% suffering-potential.

parentsa are the most immoral beings

children are consequence of pure evil

life is violence upon the void

stay quiet, be still, shut up, be at peace, hug death, it's all good.

no fear, no anxiety,, no life, no bullshit
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Cornelius Nangerfetch - Sat, 22 Jun 2019 00:44:00 EST zSF2cUPE No.281845 Reply
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Pleasantly drunk, hoping everyone can have the same. Cheers, my beloved /hooch/
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH - Sat, 22 Jun 2019 16:30:26 EST hJUzuuBH No.281849 Reply
>>281728
ALMOND MILK AND VODKA??????????????? MY STOMACH LITERALLY FLEW OUT THE WINDOW
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Shit Dommerwill - Thu, 27 Jun 2019 18:05:04 EST zI3IcHAm No.281896 Reply
gave up on that sparkling garbage, 3 cans left for when i get desperate, chugged the bottle of wine i bought and ate 50mg of ephedrine, feel incredibly decent, think the wellbutrin i'm on potentiates both things, gonna crack into the 12 pack of ipas i bought then reluctantly finish the last of the hard seltzer and throw in another 25mg of ephedrine and get properly smashed
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Fucking Dishdure - Sat, 29 Jun 2019 02:41:25 EST AGbKKD5M No.281908 Reply
>>280776
I drank too many beers possibly. Combined with DPH what the fuck am I doing? I dunno. I feel all right for now though.
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Fucking Fibberhood - Sat, 29 Jun 2019 08:19:09 EST hd0wYmIE No.281910 Reply
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Bumpity bump
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Polly Follerhood - Sat, 29 Jun 2019 13:35:29 EST 99Zs1hpq No.281912 Reply
Bump. Drinking beer since I ran out of anything stronger but whatever.
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Basil Cecklepark - Sat, 29 Jun 2019 17:23:06 EST RlrE/did No.281915 Reply
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Not drunk yet but if I keep slamming whiskey like this I will be
B W D boys
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Archie Bessleham - Tue, 02 Jul 2019 02:53:27 EST AGbKKD5M No.281939 Reply
>>280776
Not quite drunk yet but I'm just about there. For some reason I've taken 350mg of DPH along with the 9-10 beers I've already had. Blackout territory coming up.
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Maniacal Chris Benoit - Tue, 02 Jul 2019 19:50:37 EST y+x3i4Vm No.281947 Reply
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Bacardi and Orange Soda Mix BAY-BAY!
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James Dizzlestock - Tue, 02 Jul 2019 23:21:53 EST APgsu79i No.281950 Reply
>>281939
>350mg of DPH along with the 9-10 beers
disgusting nigga
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Jenny Cluzzleway - Wed, 03 Jul 2019 08:42:41 EST z8HVfLxS No.281952 Reply
enjoying some hoppy, bitter homebrew.....
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Sophie Drenderkit - Wed, 03 Jul 2019 17:28:32 EST TGI913aD No.281953 Reply
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No work til monday the 8th.
Stopped at a NH liquor store. Holy shit, no sales tax is incredible coming from Chicago. I got a handle of makers and a giant 1800 reposado tequila for $75 total. Just wish they sd beer there.
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Clara Crocklechudge - Wed, 03 Jul 2019 17:36:56 EST zI3IcHAm No.281954 Reply
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tastes like watered down grape juice with a splash of acetone but it's palatable and 3L for 10 bucks is unbeatable.
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Martin Greenfuck - Wed, 03 Jul 2019 18:57:17 EST MLJeI4tQ No.281955 Reply
>>281954
Bullshit Winking owl is pretty decent. IDK about the white blend, but as long as you don't get the sweet ones, they taste decent.
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Sophie Drammerforth - Fri, 05 Jul 2019 13:40:06 EST ljUGl7e1 No.281963 Reply
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ye ye yeh drunk after year of abstinence. Feeling like shit and euphoria lasted like 30 minutes or so. Now I'm just drunk and nauseous. Should do drugs instead of this shit, but I'm too lazy to do anything ;__;
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Sophie Drammerforth - Fri, 05 Jul 2019 15:43:22 EST ljUGl7e1 No.281965 Reply
>>281963
Bought some speed and feeling much better now :) Still this is stubid as fuck and i havin tons of regrets.
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Rebecca Cludgeway - Sun, 07 Jul 2019 02:09:24 EST JxdtWkNX No.281984 Reply
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BWD yeh fanniesssssss
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Phineas Bimmleham - Mon, 08 Jul 2019 03:45:04 EST zI3IcHAm No.282007 Reply
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at a gram of phenibut an hour ago, polishing off a fifth of cheap vodka, life is good for a brief few moments
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Polly Dallyforth - Mon, 08 Jul 2019 04:05:47 EST AGbKKD5M No.282008 Reply
>>280776
I've been drinking since around 4pm today. It's now 2 AM local time. I suppose I am drunk. Need another beer. Hope you're all doing all right.
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Cyril Fongerpit - Tue, 09 Jul 2019 00:13:27 EST zSF2cUPE No.282016 Reply
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Haven't been 'round here in awhile. Let's celebrate, my drunken miscreants.
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Lydia Pongermodging - Wed, 10 Jul 2019 16:03:57 EST zI3IcHAm No.282046 Reply
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5 Steel Reserves and 3g of phenibut in, haven't felt this good in a while...

I USED TO DWELL IN THE PRESENT
I USED TO BE SO HESITANT
NOW I'VE GOT MY WHOLE LIFE TO LIVE
AND ALL MY LOVE TO GIVE
TO ALL YOU FUCKERS THAT I HATE
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Nigel Turveyspear - Wed, 10 Jul 2019 23:46:12 EST gt2mi6VE No.282054 Reply
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Drunk and watching ranma 1/2. It's pretty good.
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Cyril Mammerforth - Thu, 11 Jul 2019 02:07:26 EST pf72smVR No.282055 Reply
I'M BACK ON THE LIQUOR BOYS

just drinking some whisky, feeling nostalgic for the 2000s of all fucking things
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buttfuckchuck - Thu, 11 Jul 2019 17:36:28 EST z1foEBwb No.282060 Reply
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>>280776
BAAAMMMPPPP SIPPIN ON TEQUILA AND MISSERYY AAYYYOOOOOO
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Esther Fuckingstone - Fri, 12 Jul 2019 15:11:07 EST P4AfSujl No.282068 Reply
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A good 6 or 7 out of 10. Going away drinking with the woman tomorrow.
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Edward Honeywell - Sat, 13 Jul 2019 09:33:16 EST zI3IcHAm No.282079 Reply
holy fuck i was so fucking drunk last night i gotta get real drunk real quick to come to terms with all the stupid shit i did

>>282076
even better
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Molly Bidgecocke - Sat, 13 Jul 2019 12:24:57 EST dHEKtXpW No.282081 Reply
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>>281894
love that song

also bump for an early morning screwdriver
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Hugh Pockway - Sat, 13 Jul 2019 13:17:01 EST uFMi4yLR No.282082 Reply
>>281262
Go on an IRC, it's the perfect place to have discussions in real time without IRL bullshit.
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Samuel Worthingbury - Fri, 19 Jul 2019 13:51:27 EST PaDP+LlP No.282150 Reply
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Sorry I had to bump the real bwd thread, not the imposter. Fakers man, they're out there fakin' ya out, dude. Don't let the fake take you or else you won't ever be real
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Samuel Nevinglock - Thu, 25 Jul 2019 18:24:38 EST Bg8AMvqM No.282196 Reply
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>Ask for a Dirty Martini in a higher-class bar
>Barkeep reaches for the vodka and I have to stop him
>Pours out the vermouth
>Barely adds olive brine
>Shakes it
>Martini is almost pure gin with no clouding and little chips of ice floating on top
Sub fucking human
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Matilda Settingfuck - Thu, 25 Jul 2019 18:40:58 EST JQg6achq No.282197 Reply
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I'm recovering from a binge today, day 2. I think this time I really just need to quit completely. If anyone has any tips that would be great, I dont drink on a daily basis but when I do drink, around once a month, i'm the kind of person that can't stop myself until I physically cant handle any more alcohol. Week long binges, same recovery time, dont care how or what I do to get more alcohol. Its been a plague on my life for a while now. I just need to realize not to have that first drink but I always end up convincing myself otherwise when I know I can't handle it.
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Nigel Suddlekedging - Fri, 26 Jul 2019 14:03:48 EST WFYDM/zM No.282206 Reply
>>282197

absolutely the same shit happens with me. i'm destroying my own life with my binge-drinking. i would like to stop completely but i always go back to drinking. i finished a week long bing today, all my money went to alcohol and i'm starving now because i didn't put some money aside to buy food, drank it all instead.
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Alice Werrytatch - Fri, 26 Jul 2019 17:52:28 EST 0VJ2nbKs No.282207 Reply
>>282197
>>282206

Hey, you guys are not alone. I find some solace and comfort knowing other people are kind of going through the same. Things in my life are starting to spiral out of control (quit my job, barely any friends left, etc) but I'm still drinking right now and i think about quitting a lot, but my perception/brain tells me otherwise, like the more i try to stay sober "the devil on my shoulder" convinces me the contrary.
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Doris Dackleham - Sat, 27 Jul 2019 16:28:29 EST SQNefMay No.282231 Reply
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Been almost 3 weeks homeless. Just doing drugs and drinking :) Also been fucking whores like erryday I was like thinking that I'm gonna kill myself after ihave spended all my money : Well now i have no money and drinking my last beer and i high as fuck Don't really want to die anymore. I don't wan to drink anymore either. What to do? This is like my new low point and im done.
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Albert Fandlebirk - Sat, 27 Jul 2019 18:47:10 EST clD6jCMS No.282232 Reply
>>282231
shit man if you're broke you gotta starve or beg. if you were a decent criminal you'd already be fucking someone out of their money, so sounds like you have moral fibre. just stay humble and remember how you got where you are, and keep scheming

Did you choose to be homeless or end up so?
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Fanny Shittingridge - Sat, 27 Jul 2019 22:08:36 EST ePtRPShK No.282235 Reply
>>280776

Why does a wine drunk feel so much different? Please someone tell me, I need a scientific answer, and fuck the 'placebo' answer
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Jenny Bedgebock - Sat, 27 Jul 2019 22:20:26 EST si2Cielj No.282236 Reply
>>282235
> fuck the 'placebo' answer
Placebo is a very complex, REAL phenomenon.
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Nell Bunfield - Sun, 28 Jul 2019 02:20:12 EST APgsu79i No.282238 Reply
>>282235
placebo man is correct

but also wine is tasty and easy to drink so you might get drunk faster. or slower if youre a pound liquor type of guy. time is a huge factor with boozing
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Polly Hommerwill - Sun, 28 Jul 2019 04:25:43 EST SQNefMay No.282239 Reply
>>282232
I didn't choose, but got out of the prison and it's hard to find a apartment. I want to stay out of the prison so no crimes and shit like that to me. Maybe stealin for food, but that's all.
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Charles Gonkinnatch - Sat, 03 Aug 2019 15:10:07 EST uzcNacSr No.282309 Reply
Drinking cheap wine which was meant to be spent with a girl.
Mixing it with energy drinks so I can stay awake on 3 hours sleep.
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Cedric Sacklebotch - Sun, 04 Aug 2019 11:29:55 EST 99Zs1hpq No.282313 Reply
Drinking the cheapest shit wine you can get in Finland and I'm about to get absolutely wasted while listening to King Crimson.
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Henry Crombleham - Sun, 04 Aug 2019 23:50:00 EST Rg/a/LW/ No.282319 Reply
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My dumb ass mistook one of the guys working at a minit mart for another. I didn't evem realize it until I noticed his bored reaction
Fml and Bwd
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Beatrice Sissleson - Mon, 05 Aug 2019 14:24:16 EST 99Zs1hpq No.282324 Reply
Drunk again I guess.
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Charles Becklewut - Wed, 07 Aug 2019 05:12:52 EST MxMbJkHY No.282332 Reply
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Packing an energy drink and 4loko on top of poppy tea weed and cigars
Ahhh, feels good
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Alice Cronnerbanks - Wed, 07 Aug 2019 14:05:18 EST qq0/jiMn No.282335 Reply
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This stuff is so sweet, I love it.
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Eliza Snodfuck - Thu, 08 Aug 2019 18:22:24 EST y85hZ//p No.282343 Reply
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I wish I had done heroin earlier. Don't get me wrong it's horrible but for from the §$%& that alcohol was for me.
I've always said: "I'm doing this instead of heroin."thinking that was a good thing and now alcohol, which is arguably a far shittier drug than heroin considering toxicity and withdrawals, is burned into my brainicular circuits with awesome memories ect, instead of the nicer and less toxic heroin. Ya the worst heroin hangover after smoking a whole gram on foil was maybe as bad as one tenth 1/10 of the average a-whole-bottle-of-vodka-or-tequila-hangover. even dirty street heroin. i fucking love it.
Punishing people for doing an other drug than alcohol is absurd and has to stop.
*burp*
Maybe I'm living a cynical life but it is made worse by these laws
following a few links for your entertainment:
Binge Drinking is Cool
https://www.liveleak.com/view?t=RdRo_1563646173
Drunk man rides a giraffe at the zoo... (this one is good)
https://www.liveleak.com/view?t=kKKDN_1564404686
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Thomas Brenkinshaw - Thu, 08 Aug 2019 19:21:26 EST DaF8lssa No.282344 Reply
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>>282343
>super hardcore for doing heroin
>cant type "shit" cuz mom will see
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Isabella Memmlestid - Thu, 08 Aug 2019 22:16:13 EST 4PTn5YGY No.282345 Reply
>>282343
>Drunk man rides a giraffe at the zoo... (this one is good)
ahahaha. I was fully expecting him to get recked.
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Fanny Fuckinglock - Fri, 09 Aug 2019 02:40:44 EST irS3E7ND No.282348 Reply
>>280776
Been drinking for days, my sleep isn't so great and I'm certified schizophrenic for whatever that worth. Whatever it really is..... I'm suffering from the alchohol poisoning shivers. Praise Furphy and cheap wine! Fuck you Kirt! What's so illegal about a mind control thread? Change your pants!
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Fanny Fuckinglock - Fri, 09 Aug 2019 02:43:24 EST irS3E7ND No.282349 Reply
>>282344
Don't you dare let that cockotteil pull that pin out. Just look at it's beautiful cheeks, how could you let such a beauty explode?
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James Goodfuck - Fri, 09 Aug 2019 03:05:32 EST JvTV5IUn No.282350 Reply
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Ha. Mount Gay rum
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Roland Pembroke - Fri, 09 Aug 2019 05:07:43 EST c6GhpL7K No.282351 Reply
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I threw up in my bed yesterday after downing a bottle of wine. Just had a shower beer.
For only when we know what ails us can we hope to find the cure. I will not return. Do not attempt to contact me again.
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Fanny Fuckinglock - Fri, 09 Aug 2019 13:00:20 EST irS3E7ND No.282352 Reply
>>282351
So how has your day been besides (I hope you cleaned it up) that?
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Jack Sanningshit - Fri, 09 Aug 2019 17:32:10 EST PaDP+LlP No.282354 Reply
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Off work, did some important errand-ass adult shit after, chillin' at home now with no immediate necessities to complete, on my way home got a twelve pack variety pack of some beers made at a local Appalachian mountain brewery I never tried before.

This shit's breddy gud and I'm BUMPIN'
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Phineas Grandlock - Sun, 11 Aug 2019 10:55:19 EST +/24XjwV No.282362 Reply
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Sunday morning drunk. Nothin else like it.
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BonkLorde - Mon, 12 Aug 2019 22:43:37 EST +Fd5/stY No.282380 Reply
>>280776
used to lurk/shitpost 420chan constantly when I was in my teens including this board but im 23 now . Cruzan rum was on sale for $9 a fifth it tastes kinda shit compared to the malibu black and kraken I was drinking these past few weeks. BWD and a bonk of kratom my dudes
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ihavedonesomanydruuuuugs 😳🤯🤪😜 andimgonnadosomuchmoooooore - Fri, 16 Aug 2019 17:16:04 EST pf9meqaI No.282398 Reply
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My family is a horrible dysfunctional freakshow.
Please take my life Mr Alcohol. Or at least knock me the fuck out. I'm 110% done. My mindset is negative 99.9% of the time and it's agonizing. I don't want to live in this limbo. I've gone beyond the point of no return a long time ago.

nvm I'm quite drunk and feel astonishingly great now. amphetamine comedown is an ugly bitch without a downer. That was quite the mood shift. not bipolar at all.
anyway we need at least 21 different drugs legal so that we can do a different one everyday for 3 weeks and have all the tolerances low all the time. someone with knowledge about brain receptors may research into this?
what a fucking carnage this is.
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Rebecca Munnerhood - Fri, 16 Aug 2019 18:09:52 EST RlrE/did No.282399 Reply
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WE'RE GONNA SLEEP ALL DAY UNTIL THE SUN GOES DOWN
WE'RE GONNA GO TO CHURCH, YOUR CHURCH AND BURN IT UP
AND THEN WE'LL DRINK A FUCKING TOAST OUT OF A DIXIE CUP
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OctopusWulf - Sun, 25 Aug 2019 00:45:39 EST em6BqwCz No.282470 Reply
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Drinking 4loko
Been drinking on probation and still passing etg tests with only 2 or 3 day breaks in between drinky nights
Woooooah
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Betsy Macklemit - Sun, 25 Aug 2019 06:08:41 EST S9nJDQEW No.282473 Reply
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guysguys
I think i reached a new plateau of alcohol tolerance. I don't know if this should be an achievement or a sane. But now I can fly at it for days and if I pace it at a certain rate i can not die!
NOT die!
pretty neato, huh?
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Matilda Sunninglock - Sun, 25 Aug 2019 14:30:55 EST TGI913aD No.282475 Reply
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>>280776
drinking maine mule and freebird ale while vaping some sour d and eating 10mg edibles every two hours. looking to discuss shit but nothing good is on. would like to read this edition of the economist but that's usually right before bed or during breakfast. walked 14 miles around the city yesterday, enjoying the ability to kick back, open the windows, and read threads here all afternoon. bwd. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQWA0kkT3lY
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Shit Crimblechure - Sun, 25 Aug 2019 23:51:29 EST 3nJyy3gN No.282476 Reply
>>282473
now you gotta look out for doing wild shit that kills you. because you'll do wild shit that might kill you. If you survive that, then eventually (decades later), the organ damage will kill you.
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Walter Boddlebury - Thu, 29 Aug 2019 00:57:44 EST zI3IcHAm No.282515 Reply
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i swear to GOD this is the last night I'll go to the 7-11 i go to at least once a day and buy 5 Steel Reserves with quarters and crumpled dollar bills I spent hours looking for, getting the same look of concern from the same clerk that sees me every single day

>there are brighter sides to life and I should know because I've seen them, but not very often
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Nicholas Pollerfield - Thu, 29 Aug 2019 01:41:28 EST zenwY+6C No.282516 Reply
>>280776
Drinking some cheap ruskie vodka in a monster can at work. About to get off. Gonna go to a hookah lounge and stealth drink there when i get off. A customer i talked to invited me.
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Fuck Durrydock - Thu, 29 Aug 2019 17:17:07 EST wi0NKzLW No.282520 Reply
>>282516
Well that went.. interesting. I bough beer for an very small employee there. I drank a fuck ton and did some chugging with some military guys. One of them gave me a thing of jager, my fav drink. Then i started acting like a douche, i was talking to the dude i bought the beer for and was like TOMMY, TOMMY, I'LL BEAT UP ANYONE HERE FOR YOU, POINT SOMEONE OUT AND ILL GO SLAP THEM IN THE FACE RIGHT NOW. Then i was asking the military dudes to give me someone to fight. Thennn i slapped this chicks ass and military bro was like DUDE HER BF IS RIGHT THERE. and im like I DONT GIVE A FUCK. While im normally super bad at tussling while hella fucked, i was in that frame of mine where i probably woulda done well, i was convinced i could rip a mans throat out and i probably coulda. Then somehow i picked up this 18 yo stripper, i dont remember how or why that happened. I have flashes of memory of driving poorly back home with her, that was a bad idea, i shouldnt have been driving. On the whole im a good drunk driver tho, so we made it back 2 my place, then i woke up next 2 her and idk much about what happened.
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Cedric Sirringsture - Thu, 29 Aug 2019 21:42:09 EST Nt1lFFNV No.282527 Reply
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Had to get my car inspected today. I was jumpier than a frog on a hot sidewalk, but I went to Wendy's and then a car museum in the meantime. Thankfully I've got a bunch of cough syrup for tomorrow. Also bump when durnk.

vacations sure are nice
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Rebecca Hettingdot - Fri, 30 Aug 2019 16:38:24 EST fYk32+CF No.282534 Reply
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Lightly toasted.
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Sidney Brandlecocke - Sat, 31 Aug 2019 13:37:53 EST Y6e9XPKu No.282537 Reply
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>>280776
On the fucking juice after a week off.
Popped down local aldi get 20 little stubbies to slam down for next to nothing. 4% 250ml x 20, should do the trick. Bear in a cage otherwise.
Ive been told im an alcoholic apparently but my drinking pattern is less than most people. It's cos I blackout and go up the wall due to mixing with benz.
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Charlotte Nudgechere - Sat, 31 Aug 2019 20:25:50 EST qZAVwDD3 No.282541 Reply
Drinking Guinness for the first time. Nitrogen widget cans. This is some good shit.
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Hedda Turveyworth - Sun, 01 Sep 2019 19:35:28 EST RlrE/did No.282544 Reply
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Went out last night, took a fall on the way home, fucked up my knee, elbow, and hands. Drinking tonight anyway. Take it easy out there bois, B W D
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Lillian Bardspear - Mon, 02 Sep 2019 06:53:15 EST zI3IcHAm No.282545 Reply
>>282515
You people will be SHOCKED to discover that that was a lie
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Augustus Pinningfuck - Mon, 02 Sep 2019 12:44:52 EST AEpSSsYK No.282546 Reply
6 months clean of any booze, someone have a drink for me. :)
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Jarvis Hezzlebid - Tue, 03 Sep 2019 03:37:28 EST 361eqki+ No.282549 Reply
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>>280776
I need to wake up for work in 6 hours, still going to pound beer for the next 30 minutes until I can fall asleep (pass out) easier.

My life and job are ok and god bless america
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bizzel - Thu, 05 Sep 2019 12:40:05 EST qutVfPlU No.282577 Reply
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whiskey helps me whisk the day away~
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Ebenezer Dribblebury - Fri, 06 Sep 2019 00:34:58 EST iZ0VE3cP No.282583 Reply
>>280776
Beam and Doctor Pepper

I don't think I can't trust my girlfriend so instead i'm just gonna drink and see what happens
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Barnaby Pupperchit - Sat, 07 Sep 2019 01:20:18 EST MGJQrhTH No.282594 Reply
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And we're just getting started...
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emtyvoid - Sun, 08 Sep 2019 14:58:35 EST YsqMYRHf No.282613 Reply
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I like how reality is just a constant string of catastrophic events unfolding right in front of me. Witnessing disaster after disaster. An incomprehensible knot of destinies. Great things never happening, people cooking up their dreams in a spoon, yada ydady aday
pregabalin hash beer and wine go good together
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Ian Braffingbare - Sun, 08 Sep 2019 15:48:08 EST TGI913aD No.282614 Reply
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>>282613
Whats the best thing about you?
Im drinking 12 buschs and dabbing indica.
Who controls your destiny?
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emtyvoid - Mon, 09 Sep 2019 10:16:39 EST m6wHDFTW No.282617 Reply
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>>282614
>Whats the best thing about you?
My thirst for knowledge, off the top of my head.
>Im drinking 12 buschs and dabbing indica.
Cheers, ye mate!
>Who controls your destiny?
For when I'm not in control of my life again? Drugs or some other sinister force, possibly Satan or a demon idk. I can be very frightening and/ or scared at times, like being controlled by a parasite or something. no bump, I did heroin and am about to smoke a giant head. Genius.
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Matilda Billingford - Mon, 09 Sep 2019 18:38:38 EST zI3IcHAm No.282622 Reply
oh my god there's nothing better than getting drunk again after sobering up completely without sleeping, it's such a relief, being undrunk sucks so much, it feels like withdrawal
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Archie Baggleham - Mon, 09 Sep 2019 18:48:45 EST xUh8QHqM No.282623 Reply
I'm drinking dimple pinch
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Ian Fazzleridge - Mon, 09 Sep 2019 22:42:12 EST xUh8QHqM No.282627 Reply
>>282623
and then I drank some glenlivet 15 and some old parr and now I'm gonna drink something else
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Jarvis Blackham - Tue, 10 Sep 2019 09:03:47 EST 99Zs1hpq No.282633 Reply
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Getting the day started with some cheap vodka and pepsi.
Also going to go buy groceries later today so will probably get more rum too.
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Charles Hubberstone - Wed, 11 Sep 2019 13:25:08 EST 99Zs1hpq No.282647 Reply
Bumping with some rum and beer.
>>282639
I can't draw so no, it's not. I also like it but sadly I have no idea where I got it from.
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Clara Sangercocke - Sat, 14 Sep 2019 00:12:47 EST zSF2cUPE No.282671 Reply
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Off into the night with hideous, mint-scented breath; that’s the Rumple Minz way. I forgot how sugary this shit was. Anyways bump and I’ve missed you, /hooch/
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Lillian Honeycocke - Sat, 14 Sep 2019 03:39:15 EST OENcKR7n No.282672 Reply
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brandy. pic related.
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Henry Worthingfuck - Sun, 15 Sep 2019 00:16:01 EST H31O5Ycp No.282675 Reply
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It's my birthday so I'm gunna get pretty shitfaced tonight
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Fucking Pongerbut - Sun, 15 Sep 2019 03:02:00 EST xUh8QHqM No.282677 Reply
Last sip of glenlivet 15 french oak reserve

This bottle was ok. Mostly neutral.. easy drinking for sure. I'd say it isn't my style, but I'd also say I've never finished a bottle of whiskey quite this fast, so maybe it is my style. I'll try some other glenlivet releases sometime; I hear the 18 year is much better. But I've got a lot else to drink before then
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George Chezzleshaw - Sun, 15 Sep 2019 17:03:18 EST xBSSwzH8 No.282683 Reply
>>280776
Guys I'm in the military and I found $11.80 for 24 budlight oranges. Should I buy like six cases because less than 50 cents a beer seems stupid cheap
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Reuben Wemmleham - Sun, 15 Sep 2019 19:55:25 EST zSF2cUPE No.282686 Reply
>>282683
I think that's a good price; I used to pick up 30s of Hamm's for ~$13 including tax when I lived in Wisconsin, and that factored out to less than ¢50 per can. I say go for it, although I can't imagine drinking six cases worth. nb cause not drunk
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Archie Summermine - Sun, 15 Sep 2019 21:02:50 EST i1vhqSFa No.282687 Reply
>>282686
my thought is stock up and store so I won't have to buy beer for a while. Obviously it's quite a large amount of beer (particularly since I'm primarily a liquor guy), but since the average price I'm finding online is closer to $13 for a 12 pack is seems like a steal
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Albert Hashwater - Sun, 15 Sep 2019 22:10:03 EST xUh8QHqM No.282688 Reply
good price or not, do you really want all bud light orange?

I mean I like bud light but I'd get sick of that orange flavor real quick
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Ernest Bunbury - Sun, 15 Sep 2019 22:54:09 EST oH+0GDzF No.282689 Reply
If the ABV if 5% or above, then go for it. If it's less than 5, don't bother. BAMP
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Matilda Smallman - Mon, 16 Sep 2019 22:51:06 EST xUh8QHqM No.282702 Reply
been sipping scotch all day and then I found a bottle of e.h. taylor single barrel at the liquor store so I'm sipping on that now

but I've been pacing myself and I might ramp up that pace before the night's over cause I wanna be drunk

I picked up a bottle of glenmorangie 10 in a gift pack with a bonus mini bottle of glenmorangie lasanta and a glass. The lasanta was fucking delicious and I think I'll be buying some very soon

This bourbon is really good. I paid $80. It can go for $150. I wouldn't pay that for it. But it's good
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Esther Lightspear - Tue, 17 Sep 2019 08:57:18 EST CQmPacUy No.282713 Reply
Woke up at 7, 9am now. I'm drunk and without any more booze. Damn.
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Matilda Smallman - Tue, 17 Sep 2019 13:53:40 EST xUh8QHqM No.282716 Reply
started a whiskey collection
went to abc this morning to get some really tasty whiskey and use some discounts I had

when I got home the motherfuckers started a 4 hour online sale

my collection is about to get serious
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Albert Sendlespear - Wed, 18 Sep 2019 12:24:29 EST 9QBBnhFL No.282730 Reply
>>282716
A tip is to try to get the smaller bottles when available.
Nothing to fuck the hype of your evening like opening a big bottle of whisky only to find you don't enjoy it at all.
Best get small and keep a log-book of what you try, buy big ones of the ones you enjoyed for the next batch.
Bonus is you get to try more variety for the same coin (even if it costs more a litre, in the end you buy more volume of only what you really really enjoyed, so enjoyment/$ really goes up)
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Nell Duckham - Wed, 18 Sep 2019 15:35:15 EST xUh8QHqM No.282731 Reply
>>282730
the minis have turned me on to buying some already
unfortunately I don't find many scotch minis except for in the gift packs
it's a great tip though
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Esther Sonnerwet - Wed, 18 Sep 2019 21:07:07 EST zSF2cUPE No.282733 Reply
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Wasted Wednesday fuckin’ resurrected. Bump, all ye degenerates
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George Sennershaw - Wed, 18 Sep 2019 22:34:28 EST Ktx5U+KL No.282735 Reply
>>282733
Crossfaded here. And I have to get up early tomorrow. Fuck it.
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Albert Davingman - Wed, 18 Sep 2019 23:26:22 EST xUh8QHqM No.282736 Reply
I've drank entirely too much the past 3 days. I'm a man on a mission. I'm writing a presentation on Jim Morrison. I'm letting Mr. Mojo Risin manifest. I'll go dry tomorrow I swear
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George Sennershaw - Thu, 19 Sep 2019 05:01:18 EST Ktx5U+KL No.282738 Reply
That 15 pack went down like water. Feeling pretty chill.
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Sidney Sebberwedge - Thu, 19 Sep 2019 18:14:07 EST XHQvuYGK No.282741 Reply
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0.7L vikingfjord vodka as per usual
every day is friday when you're an alcoholic :3
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Samuel Drinningspear - Fri, 20 Sep 2019 00:20:41 EST AGbKKD5M No.282743 Reply
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>>280776
Damn guise I've drankened like 6 beers, a bottle of red wine, two shots of 1800, two of fireball whiskey, and workin' on 4-5 of JD. Thanks for being here. Keep it trill y'all
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Doris Dartspear - Fri, 20 Sep 2019 15:13:46 EST N8r7vLzw No.282747 Reply
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Drink my dreams and sell my soul
I'm deranged for rock 'n' roll

Fucking rum drunk again lads.
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drinkycrow - Sun, 22 Sep 2019 01:12:49 EST oNRBvvnw No.282752 Reply
BBAAMMPP I HATE EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOUS..
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Samuel Bloshwedge - Sun, 22 Sep 2019 19:23:30 EST lqxKHqy9 No.282756 Reply
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BWH
I have a tendency to turn into an armchair economist while drunk and I sometimes waste hours arguing so idiots so stupid they should just be put in work camps. Like people who can't think about benefit as any kind of benefit but think it has to be a set amount of money. Or all the cunts who don't understand what a normal distribution is.
These things aren't complicated at all but the vast majority of people have no idea about any of this and then all their political arguments (or arguments in other discussions) are just retarded bullshit. In my drunken rage I almost feel like everyone should be put in camps for a few weeks where they learn the simplest and most basic shit about economics and statistics. They don't need to spend years specializing in it but the most basic parts should just be common sense. How can you make a political argument regarding large groups of people if you don't know the most basic shit about probabilities and haven't even heard about a normal distribution. How can you make any argument about anything at all if you can't think about cost as literally any form of sacrifice and benefit as literally anything that someone wants?
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Cornelius Smallway - Mon, 23 Sep 2019 16:20:23 EST xUh8QHqM No.282764 Reply
this scotch I just bought smells like tequila and I'm not happy about it

ya win some, ya lose some, life goes on

today was a very good day and I'm enjoying my buzz now.. I need some grub to go with it but I'm gonna go broke if I keep getting takeout so I'm gonna see what I can scrounge up

peanut butter and jelly sounds like the ticket...
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Nicholas Blythefuck - Tue, 24 Sep 2019 23:07:45 EST APgsu79i No.282778 Reply
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>>280776
im trying to make this the last night until halloween but drinking too much has weakened my resolve and conviction. give me some tips/insult me into motivation
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Nigel Beshlit - Wed, 25 Sep 2019 23:18:35 EST xUh8QHqM No.282783 Reply
yamazaki 12 is massively overrated
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Nigel Beshlit - Thu, 26 Sep 2019 03:30:37 EST xUh8QHqM No.282785 Reply
I'm determined to kill this bottle once and for all
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dudeimafiary - Thu, 26 Sep 2019 12:39:38 EST UtQadX27 No.282786 Reply
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I don't evenknow where to post.
valium (~60 drops of an unknown concentration 3 minutes ago) beer, wine (last few hours) speed (last few days) and cannabis (last few years) bump
bra im not sober
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Ernest Dranningwater - Thu, 26 Sep 2019 19:26:11 EST WLhxutSQ No.282790 Reply
>>282786
Is that from a junji ito manga? If so, which one?
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Edwin Weblingfotch - Fri, 27 Sep 2019 04:56:12 EST DvWS0mNG No.282792 Reply
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>>282790
He did an adaptation of Frankenstein, it's pretty good.
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Betsy Crurringheg - Fri, 27 Sep 2019 21:37:44 EST RlrE/did No.282794 Reply
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Irish, scotch, beers, and various other intoxicants. Life almost isn't terrible. BWD boys
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drunk guy !goJWO3MxIo - Sat, 28 Sep 2019 09:14:44 EST Cz240AWF No.282796 Reply
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speed comedowns suck hard
im glad that I can get me some nice grams of H monday. Should be almost out of my system -> tolerance LOW -> rush BIG. OMG that's gonna be the shit.
sipping on some wine, smoking some mediocre bud and... well.... coming down from a speed bender.
NEVAAAAA SURRENDAAAAA!!!
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wine - Sun, 29 Sep 2019 14:27:09 EST VSRezU8j No.282800 Reply
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You've never truly lived till you've played World of Warcraft high on heroin.
True story. It's the best.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyJ9ntYLcvc
ill do this tomorrow because it the true purpose of life. a liter of wine is gone. grams of h are to come. love and hate are essentially the same.
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Hedda Trotwell - Sun, 29 Sep 2019 14:43:18 EST N8r7vLzw No.282801 Reply
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Have had to get re-drunk as my hangover this morning was killing me.
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Fanny Secklemet - Mon, 30 Sep 2019 03:08:11 EST Ktx5U+KL No.282810 Reply
bumping after killing a 6 pack of natty daddy and only feeling a buzz
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Martin Pockstone - Mon, 30 Sep 2019 09:58:15 EST 99Zs1hpq No.282813 Reply
Took a break so I have no tolerance at all and now I'm about to go on a bender. Bumping with wine, beer, rum and vodka and fuck I love booze.
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William Smallbury - Tue, 01 Oct 2019 03:49:07 EST FpO7TgpS No.282821 Reply
>>282813
have fun friend- remember to consume electrolytes, (real)carbohydrates, and essential vitamins.
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Sidney Trotson - Wed, 02 Oct 2019 22:01:26 EST xUh8QHqM No.282832 Reply
going dry after tonight, gonna open a bottle of something nice

actually I opened a bottle of Willett but it tastes like kava kava and I'm not feeling it
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Fanny Mondlestone - Wed, 02 Oct 2019 22:46:45 EST zSF2cUPE No.282834 Reply
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I got too drunk for a Wednesday; send help posthaste
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Charlotte Drenderpet - Sat, 05 Oct 2019 00:24:32 EST RMaiN8G7 No.282838 Reply
Day 3 of sober october. I was only sober the first. Fuck.
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Beatrice Fullerkeck - Sat, 05 Oct 2019 00:43:12 EST AGbKKD5M No.282839 Reply
>>282838
What's a sober October? If we're supposed to abstain I've failed many times over.
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Beatrice Fullerkeck - Sat, 05 Oct 2019 04:15:15 EST AGbKKD5M No.282842 Reply
>>2807768
What do you do when you drink too much?
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Simon Trotshit - Mon, 07 Oct 2019 11:25:51 EST y9resRu/ No.282857 Reply
Drinking my 12% beers like everyday

Any other fellow alcoholic with fucked up kidneys ? My piss is always foamy and dark since few months, but I don't know if it's from alcohol or ketamine and kratom abuse
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Barnaby Tootstock - Mon, 07 Oct 2019 15:56:09 EST 4H/9l7bZ No.282859 Reply
>>282857

dont be like me and wait for a severe gout attack to cripple you for a week
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Martin Fuckingcocke - Mon, 07 Oct 2019 17:19:38 EST i3FBF4Cr No.282860 Reply
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>>280776
am i the only 420chaner who drinks the cooking wine? FOODSTAMPS AND ANOREXIA FOR THE WIN

pic related : what I wish they stocked in the store except sherry 17%!
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Albert Brookford - Mon, 07 Oct 2019 19:21:08 EST zSF2cUPE No.282865 Reply
>>282860
Lad, the amount of sodium in cooking wine absolutely has to be fucking up your insides, especially if you’re going through multiple liters of it per week. Pony up the $12 it costs to just buy 4 liters of Franzia
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Hamilton Pankindock - Mon, 07 Oct 2019 21:13:38 EST IgBAqwuD No.282867 Reply
>>282860
>180mg sodium per ounce
>1g salt in 6oz. of wine
No. no no. There's no way you can drink more than a couple 4oz pours
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Basil Crissleshit - Tue, 08 Oct 2019 05:33:34 EST Ktx5U+KL No.282869 Reply
>>282860
So it's possible to buy alcohol with EBT? Thanks for the information.
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Edwin Noddlesatch - Tue, 08 Oct 2019 19:58:47 EST TGI913aD No.282873 Reply
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>>282869
If you're getting EBT spend it on cake mix, get mexican shit weed, make pot brownies and sell them to get booze money and buy the highest proof plastic bottle jug you can get
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David Hullyforth - Thu, 10 Oct 2019 05:26:23 EST xUh8QHqM No.282877 Reply
Just got home. My truck isn't here and there's a pain like a bruise in my upper right abdomen. I don't remember leaving the bar. Hope I had fun
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Sidney Gerringman - Thu, 10 Oct 2019 23:40:10 EST xUh8QHqM No.282882 Reply
So I woke up this morning with that instant realization that I was home and wasn't sure how I got here. Looked in my wallet and realized I drank about 30 whiskey drinks yesterday. My ribs hurt like fuck. Went outside, truck wasn't there. I took off to walk to the bar to get my truck and I started wondering if I'd been in a fight, so I was poking myself looking for bruises, sure enough my left temple is bruised like hell so I'm like oh god what happened

Turns out I pretty much sat there sipping whiskey all day and everything was pretty cool (I didn't plan to stay so long but the vibe was just so good), and I now very faintly remember (unless I'm making it up) paying and leaving but I don't remember walking home. I got home at like midnight and my brother walked outside just in time to see me faceplant into the rock garden. So the bruises seem to be from that and not from a fight. I'm still not sure if I'd actually walked home or if someone else brought me, and I just hope I did leave a decent tip and I didn't hit on that one woman I was watching dance. I spent most of today wondering if I'd groped her and gotten my ass kicked or something but now I think I'm good. My ribs still hurt a lot

just finished off some amazing bourbon and sipping some jack daniels
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Walter Firringwell - Fri, 11 Oct 2019 23:13:22 EST X0/3V8Re No.282890 Reply
bwd ok
I went to a cafe that has like 30 taps to study, ended up drinking 3 beers: old rasputin, tapanuli discovered, and a casino juicer
picked up a 6er of hemperor on the way home
gotta be at work in 9 hours

livin life 2 tha fullest
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Betsy Crurringbanks - Fri, 11 Oct 2019 23:49:27 EST 3JzoWIHj No.282891 Reply
bamp you sick fucks
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Jack Churringlene - Sat, 12 Oct 2019 21:05:54 EST 9+sJQUbr No.282894 Reply
Drinking beer. Watching football. KINGS
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Jist - Sun, 13 Oct 2019 19:52:36 EST E3wWCblW No.282895 Reply
>>280795
Yo know I'd rather know a little more space than this
>However, drug trade is the norm there and it's done quite unconcealed. "You got some Methadicct?" (Methadon) a guy shouts for everyone to hear. And so on. All day.
hat so your fuckin sayin it's that or they fill it with annthrax? Dood I'd rather think people just see how good of guy you become taking in the perception of taking supplemts in your own house..
Theres more to you could be 70 and believing true love concker all over it...
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Eugene Bluddletutch - Sun, 13 Oct 2019 23:29:57 EST oP0gSbE7 No.282896 Reply
>>282895
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Edward Pittham - Mon, 14 Oct 2019 00:11:29 EST xyk0uGRy No.282897 Reply
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>>280776

>> Almost there. I promise. Someone has to run the caboose.
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Charles Brookville - Mon, 14 Oct 2019 15:26:33 EST xUh8QHqM No.282903 Reply
I'M TRYING TO HAVE A GOOD TIME
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Reuben Somblebadging - Tue, 15 Oct 2019 20:19:35 EST VgEYTaYP No.282909 Reply
>>280939
Been there my dude.
Try 6/10 chicks.
No joke, they are waaaaayyyy better.
More likely to go out with you. And even if they dont fuckit they were out of your leage anyway. doesn't feel so bad.

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