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Masking the smell

- Tue, 26 Nov 2019 20:00:28 EST EpFJ5FCI No.283232
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After almost a year of working at my job I've finally been called out for smelling like alcohol at work. I work in billing and sit at a computer all day. I'm so used to my job that being buzzed makes me work faster and more productively.

I know drinking at work is bad etc, but work is actually enjoyable right now and I'm doing great on my reports. How do you guys mask the smell of booze when you're drinking in public? Gum isn't working
Cedric Summlebon - Tue, 26 Nov 2019 20:39:09 EST I26pIX4+ No.283233 Reply
It's in your breath. Like, from your lungs. It's really hard to cover. The main thing you wanna do is make sure you're not throwing your breath in their face. When you talk to someone, make sure you're not breathing in their direction. It takes practice and misdirection.

Obviously, neutral vodka smells the least, and a little distraction smell helps.
Rebecca Sishstock - Tue, 26 Nov 2019 20:44:04 EST ThtpAPpg No.283234 Reply
Honestly anon just keep a bottle of hand sanitizer on your desk or a small one in your pocket and when you start a convo lather da fuck up. If not just tell them you had a long night
Rebecca Sishstock - Tue, 26 Nov 2019 20:49:13 EST ThtpAPpg No.283235 Reply
That's honestly your only bet. I was a closet drinker hardcore and I experimented with EVERYTHING to mask scent. The fact of the matter is you probably smell alot worse then you think. Like "step out of your car" bad
Jenny Pogglelotch - Tue, 26 Nov 2019 21:34:30 EST xUh8QHqM No.283237 Reply
honesty is the best policy
Walter Hammerworth - Thu, 28 Nov 2019 19:47:48 EST LsjIpRo7 No.283247 Reply
I wonder this. I don't drink at work but at the least I will have been drinking 8 hours before. Can you still smell it the next day after you shower and brush teeth? I don't have a great sense of smell either so I assume I smell worse than I think I do. Like I work in a public facing job and a lot of times people say "fuck that guy stank of booze/weed/BO" and I never noticed.
Ernest Blackman - Sat, 30 Nov 2019 18:11:06 EST MiLndCoF No.283255 Reply
Rub a stronger smell on yourself. Charcoal soap helps and then you add your choice of deodorant. Most important brush your teeth, eat some strong beforehand like vinegar
Thomas Surryville - Sat, 30 Nov 2019 21:35:42 EST xUh8QHqM No.283262 Reply
related, today my coworker was wearing some kinda "essential oils" to give him a strong smell to cover up the cigarettes he won't stop smoking as a server

so I was like why do you smell like grapefruit and he explained that

citrus-scented essential oils bro
David Winnerbon - Sun, 01 Dec 2019 19:18:13 EST RlrE/did No.283270 Reply
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I drink every night and a while ago the guy at the desk next to mine asked me if I drink or not, after we'd been sitting next to each other for two years. I'd been coming in hungover that entire time. Granted my job's not public facing but you might be good unless you're cutting it real close
Matilda Nurryhit - Thu, 05 Dec 2019 01:35:17 EST Qd1Rx8SY No.283295 Reply
Drink lots of water. Vodka. That should be the easiest way. If people walk by, drink from two bottles that look close to each-other. One mixed with amount of alcohol you drink, the other just water. Alternate these. Sometimes have one bottle on your desk. Sometimes two. Make them similiar but different looking. Stash one on the side of your desk in between . Water, telling you, will keep the alcohol smell from being very obvious. Gum will do nothing. Plenty of water will usually work well enough that you may only be noticeably buzzed.
Hedda Gannerdine - Fri, 13 Dec 2019 10:06:39 EST BVLXV/bb No.283335 Reply
How about getting a really strong aftershave?
Polly Cobberfield - Thu, 19 Mar 2020 23:49:33 EST JObfgpux No.283889 Reply
Stand in front of a wood fire
Fucking Nobberhood - Sat, 21 Mar 2020 11:49:59 EST Qa1WKUSS No.283896 Reply
Rub pineapple on your armpits
Clara Wandlekock - Sun, 22 Mar 2020 09:43:38 EST 4H/9l7bZ No.283901 Reply
Just walk around eating a raw onion like an apple. Say you heard from some hippie source it boosts the immune system to fight off coronavirus.
Cyril Happertock - Mon, 23 Mar 2020 00:32:38 EST /MVitFDa No.283908 Reply
If drinking vodka, keep a bottle of spray antiseptic (isopropal alcohol) on your desk with your water bottles. Make sure somebody sees you spray it on you keyboard etc every now and then. The water trick above in post, I couldn't smell associate drink but he would sure get drunk. Pleanty of water, no rum or whiskey. Cigarette smoking will somehow make drinking alcohol smell more noticeable by far.

Another guess, if you can burn incense make sure it gets into your clothing. The incense smell will reach a person before alcohol will and will overpower and or counter the smell of alcohol.
Albert Pennerfield - Mon, 23 Mar 2020 15:15:43 EST ayQ9BFcB No.283910 Reply
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I have friends who swore by this method when they were alcoholics. One was a young guy 26 who was a psychiatry grad and worked as a case worker doing intake interviews. Dealt with people everyday. What he did was drink vodka, carried it around in a plastic water bottle, and ate one of those big gas station pickles as a chaser. People just saw it as a quirky. He said it completely hid any trace of alcohol smell from his breath, and that even his fiance who worked at the office with him couldn't smell anything other than pickle. He eventually got in a car wreck and everything came crashing down, but everyone was taken by complete surprise that he had a drinking problem.
Nell Bunlock - Mon, 23 Mar 2020 17:24:47 EST DaF8lssa No.283911 Reply
Pickle backs are the perfect whiskey chaser so it makes sense it sort of covers up other booze smell. Damn I want one of those pickles now not gunna lie

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