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- Sat, 28 Dec 2019 20:51:24 EST BRpYn8GF No.283411
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Sippin on some budweiser thinking how much everything sucks!
Cedric Cribbleham - Sun, 29 Dec 2019 13:29:31 EST em6BqwCz No.283416 Reply
Drinking hurricane
Anxious cause I know it wont be enough for today
Henry Bapperhidge - Wed, 01 Jan 2020 21:36:35 EST WHo2L2rc No.283434 Reply
>TFW you've been outside today and it's late enough to start drinking without feeling guilty
>TFW whiskey immediately

Do you feel that new year spirit /drank/?
Hedda Merringbury - Thu, 02 Jan 2020 21:17:14 EST NgruHJiN No.283437 Reply
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finished emptying my piss cans time to start another pile again
Reuben Hunkinhall - Fri, 03 Jan 2020 16:55:12 EST Qz+NLm32 No.283448 Reply
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Friday drunk is the best drunk.
Samuel Higglewater - Fri, 03 Jan 2020 19:06:36 EST SQoyaOEL No.283449 Reply
Here is to becoming a neet once again! BBAAMMPP!! I SSUUCCKK!!
Martha Billinggold - Fri, 03 Jan 2020 20:54:07 EST RlrE/did No.283451 Reply
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No that isn't spam imageboard software
Martha Billinggold - Fri, 03 Jan 2020 22:52:17 EST RlrE/did No.283453 Reply
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Wouldn't let me just post OPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, so here's a second for good measure
Phyllis Fattingchare - Sat, 04 Jan 2020 21:22:22 EST /a3CkaWv No.283460 Reply
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drink drank drunk
Barnaby Crumblelock - Sun, 05 Jan 2020 23:54:06 EST xUh8QHqM No.283463 Reply

I actually went at least 24 hours without a drink. It felt fine. But goddamn did that Talisker taste good tonight

Sipping Wild Turkey 101 now and it's fucking great too

Going for an entire decade without masturbation
Frederick Clollerheck - Mon, 06 Jan 2020 16:44:33 EST fziQMf4j No.283464 Reply
Had court today and sipping on a 40... Got another two lined up ;o
Stinky Pete - Tue, 07 Jan 2020 04:06:32 EST DZHJQGdf No.283470 Reply
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Engaged in cocaineeeee and Coors planning a good old coke beer morning hike
Sophie Bradgeforth - Tue, 07 Jan 2020 15:11:57 EST C35JeYbD No.283472 Reply
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alcohol just hit better when i was very small

sippin modelos after starting on budweiser cans and the drops of a bottle of coffee liquor
Cyril Bockletodging - Fri, 10 Jan 2020 00:40:57 EST 4H/9l7bZ No.283484 Reply

damn this methhead from alabama has made me curious now, why do dogs and cats get cancer at higher rates? or do they even? oh shit
Henry Fuckingham - Fri, 10 Jan 2020 12:32:26 EST LoHYcCEp No.283486 Reply
good old Vodka of the Gods. taking shots of that while smoking Black Jack, eating leftover curry from last night, and watching YTPs with my pants half off. my mom wants me to visit her tonight, and my boss might ask me to work even though it's my day off, but I'll probably blow them both off so I can keep doing this
Purpledrunk - Fri, 10 Jan 2020 15:49:57 EST 00KOF76N No.283487 Reply
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2 and a half liters of beer. 5 big bottles, more to come..
I'm slowly building up a tolerance maybe again after a long time of refraining.
In theory humans are evolved enough for most of the drugs already acting like nutrients.

I'd love to drink faster but my stomach is fuchec
A small price to pay for salvation.
Fucking Sapperford - Fri, 10 Jan 2020 18:18:31 EST yRpJ674g No.283489 Reply
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Lost a relative this morning pls pour some for the dead homies :/
Samuel Peblinghane - Fri, 10 Jan 2020 22:03:09 EST RlrE/did No.283492 Reply
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Posted last week and I'll be damned if I don't post this week, BWD
Ebenezer Bockleforth - Sat, 11 Jan 2020 18:35:49 EST c3T0rJ2O No.283496 Reply
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all of the time dude...
beers and some wine for me. bump.
I've had my first drink in a foreign land. faraway some 19 years ago...
Phoebe Fozzlenodging - Sat, 11 Jan 2020 19:41:56 EST c3T0rJ2O No.283497 Reply
cocaine heroine lyrica beer and joints.
no joke keep this reciepe
all at once you can reach a critical dopamine release.
me mind was so biggg
Cornelius Wodgeford - Sun, 12 Jan 2020 02:29:03 EST nEQ+Imzn No.283498 Reply
i fucking hate my life, lol
Nigel Bovingketch - Mon, 13 Jan 2020 02:43:21 EST wHjSYbcH No.283500 Reply
trying to diet but it doesnt help when over half my calories are beer most days

oh well! bwd sippin corona extra
Phyllis Chunkinpitch - Mon, 13 Jan 2020 12:53:16 EST g6ap5oGa No.283504 Reply
Drinking captain shooters to numb the pain of gabapentin withdrawal cause I didn't wanna wait 30 minutes to buy a 5 sack of nug. It feels almost identical to booze sickness, except booze never fully cures it. It does relieve most of the symptoms though. Fuck gabapentinoid withdrawal is ass. It's like if the shakes just lasted indefinitely and never went away no matter how much you drink. Bump
Betsy Bandlestock - Tue, 14 Jan 2020 15:44:05 EST Bg8AMvqM No.283511 Reply
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lol, just got fired from my job as a bartender.

My kitchen manager kept coming in blatantly drunk during our holiday busy season. I knew I should have kept my mouth shut about it, but he was a mean fucking drunk, and his abuse got worse and worse until I finally got fed up and went to the lead manager about it.

Turns out the two of them have been friends for over a decade. He just said "well, that's no good, I'll look into it," and that was the last shift I ever worked at that shitty bowling alley. He didn't even call or text me to tell me I was fired, he just quietly deleted me from the payroll. I had to call him to get him to admit it. What a fucking scumbag.

Time to crack 'em!
Graham Blangerstet - Tue, 14 Jan 2020 18:34:20 EST MwiJ3fAv No.283512 Reply
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Also, here's a protip for new bartenders, because I had to learn this the hard way:

If your state has those video lottery slot machines that are in every fucking bar? That's where a good 70% of your problem customers are gonna come from. I've only had about 5 genuine outbursts so far, and 4 of them were from people who were gambling for hours and obviously didn't come out in the black.

When people get up after sitting at those machines for a really long time, make a quick, covert glance at their expression, and analyze it as fast as you possibly can. If they seem even a little stern or grumpy, treat that shit serious as a heart attack. Treat it like you're handling a gallon jug of nitroglycerin. You are now tiptoeing through a fucking minefield. They're not pissed off at you, they're just plain pissed off, ready to lash out in anger, and anything can set them off, even something as routine as a smile and a hello. Don't treat them like your other customers, treat them like a wild animal you suddenly ran into while walking in the woods.

When they come up to you with that ticket, don't fucking smile. Don't fucking speak. Don't even fucking look at them. Focus on the ticket, take it, and cash it out as fast as you possibly can. If you have to speak, keep it as neutral as possible. "Hey." "I got you." "Be right there." "Here you go." Don't fucking ask them to come back soon. Don't say goodbye, see you later, or have a good one. Just cash them out and hope they fucking leave ASAP. If they order a drink, make it quick; they'll probably pay for it in cash.

I fucking hate those goddamn machines. They're probably the cause for 80 or 90 percent of the average bartender's grief. I got a job offer to work in one of those gambling mini-bars that has half a bar, a deli cooler, and is just chock full of those stupid things, and they're open 24/7; I took one look at the place and said no thank you. Those of you who live in states that don't allow video lottery machines, you have my severe fucking envy.
Shitting Hallernit - Thu, 16 Jan 2020 02:26:16 EST XqPs1e9M No.283519 Reply
this is painting a hell of a picture in my mind lmao

sage while sober
Jack Sirryfit - Thu, 16 Jan 2020 10:47:25 EST g2zu9+aj No.283522 Reply
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Doing drugs does not mean succumbing to darkness it means quite the opposite for many people.
Would you follow your ideal life circle if it meant a lot of negatve energy, even facing a lot of agony?
brb buying heroin
1L of white wine bump
Jack Sirryfit - Thu, 16 Jan 2020 12:39:18 EST g2zu9+aj No.283523 Reply
I did not buy heroin. I did not follow my ideal life circle.
I bought 600mg lyrica and 40mg methadone instead of some ~50mg of diamorphine. I was too much of a chicken.
Jack Sirryfit - Thu, 16 Jan 2020 12:48:46 EST g2zu9+aj No.283524 Reply
I was adraid id od on these 3 pills...
not rly gonna steall some more white wine from my parents muahahaha
George Wollerpot - Thu, 16 Jan 2020 22:53:42 EST UMLzKjxL No.283528 Reply
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pregaming before a college party

wish I had some coke lol
Phoebe Worthingbury - Fri, 17 Jan 2020 10:42:13 EST LoHYcCEp No.283533 Reply
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Evan Williams, weed, and Siberia snus is the top combo
Jack Honeydock - Sat, 18 Jan 2020 01:01:54 EST HQ9J6yJ9 No.283541 Reply
extra drunk? i better step it up then. also that scene of kramer is one for the fucking books
Basil Clozzletire - Sat, 18 Jan 2020 01:31:45 EST xUh8QHqM No.283543 Reply
got a bottle of blanton's today and it's worth the hype
one of the best whiskeys I've ever had
John Bradgehon - Sat, 18 Jan 2020 10:47:44 EST Z2ZdCMa+ No.283545 Reply
Aren't you the guy who used to make drinking threads of 4channel?
Eliza Foggleshit - Sat, 18 Jan 2020 13:14:14 EST dYGgouNO No.283546 Reply
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trick is to be just as toxic as your sorroundings.
No one wants to drink, it's the need for an equilibrium that makes us do it.
4 beers n counting
Fucking Dreckledore - Sun, 26 Jan 2020 01:06:04 EST APgsu79i No.283601 Reply
was keeping it light for a stretch, maybe not i dont remember. ive drank at least a pint of vodka for the past 70 out of 71 nights. as far as i can tell the only real consequences are the money ive spent and the fact that at this point ive probably guaranteed long-term insomnia. heres to being comfortable and not caring
Lydia Parringpore - Tue, 28 Jan 2020 11:23:17 EST XTgopzaV No.283607 Reply
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im feeling so comfy rn bros
had some gin and some weed

this is what heaven must be like
Charlotte Snodforth - Tue, 28 Jan 2020 20:16:13 EST KLQy9TBN No.283609 Reply
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took 4mg xanax and slammed two steel reserves and now im on my third whiteclaw
Thomas Hoblingmare - Wed, 29 Jan 2020 00:54:44 EST 2CWlzLH0 No.283610 Reply
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drunk as fuck on bellows gin and umeshu bump bump bump
Nathaniel Honkinville - Wed, 29 Jan 2020 07:02:52 EST B4ofgUFm No.283612 Reply
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Have you ever stabbed someone with a screwdriver after getting hit in the face with a chair?
Well, I did.
155 proof absinth bump
Pic related. It's my face.
Alice Bullerpare - Wed, 29 Jan 2020 18:55:22 EST fziQMf4j No.283614 Reply
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Had a few drinks and tried to read a bit to no avail... Has anyone else tried drinking and reading??
Nigel Pockshit - Wed, 29 Jan 2020 22:25:39 EST 74dCqY0e No.283616 Reply
drink slower, and drink drinks with lower ABV.

getting a buzz on red wine and reading by the fireside when it's cold outside is the best feeling in the world.
Charlotte Greenlock - Fri, 31 Jan 2020 18:11:11 EST HJXXf53k No.283624 Reply
Used to get smashed and read Hunter S. Thompson and Hemingway; stopped because I could never end up remembering what I had read. Was nice to commune with them through the booze though
Clara Duckshaw - Sun, 02 Feb 2020 19:37:26 EST uH2pfUIM No.283639 Reply
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Budweiser & Canada House
Drinking till blackout tonight
Clara Duckshaw - Sun, 02 Feb 2020 19:37:26 EST uH2pfUIM No.283640 Reply
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Budweiser & Canada House
Drinking till blackout tonight
Molly Husslelune - Mon, 03 Feb 2020 23:34:41 EST 2xmfcXSO No.283643 Reply
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Birthday bump. Here's to 22

Pic related is shitty vodka with kool aid powder added. Also on a little klonopin and adderall
Nell Bunningmit - Tue, 04 Feb 2020 20:52:33 EST 6YWJHDjH No.283648 Reply
on like 4 beers and a good bump of ket.. sup
Hugh Surrytid - Wed, 05 Feb 2020 23:51:45 EST HQ9J6yJ9 No.283654 Reply
ive only reached tipsy butcim working. i hate jewish people and whatnot
Archie Honderfere - Thu, 06 Feb 2020 10:25:12 EST DaF8lssa No.283657 Reply
Lmao shave your face or grow a real beard
Walter Honeystone - Thu, 06 Feb 2020 10:47:01 EST fziQMf4j No.283658 Reply
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Yeah i hear that im at the point where a 12 pack does nit get me as sloshed as before
wumbo - Thu, 06 Feb 2020 10:52:58 EST fziQMf4j No.283659 Reply
I've smashed a mug over someone head before after they elbowed me in the face because they though i took their beer but it turned out it was some one else
Stinky Pete - Thu, 06 Feb 2020 18:34:05 EST DZHJQGdf No.283660 Reply
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Be drunk as a good ole boy phone posting in a forest at 3 am bare foot and 15 brews in
Rebecca Hangerwack - Fri, 07 Feb 2020 16:47:28 EST XTgopzaV No.283669 Reply
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i'm drunk from just 2 gin tonics holy shit im such a lighweight
fuck its such a good feel ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i love being drunk so much fuck fuck fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk love you all
Nathaniel Grimhood - Sun, 09 Feb 2020 03:59:28 EST DaF8lssa No.283687 Reply
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>white wine or sake
u wot m8
Matilda Churringhall - Mon, 10 Feb 2020 21:21:36 EST fziQMf4j No.283702 Reply
Sippin on some budweiser black label and am pretty dissapointed
Phineas Gebblenod - Sun, 16 Feb 2020 16:12:19 EST aTVGiXeo No.283734 Reply
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i live in the town where yuengling originated. my theory is that the people of this region have close connections to the pennsylvania dutch (germans), and so our beer is good .
Archie Gesslewet - Mon, 17 Feb 2020 19:15:42 EST fziQMf4j No.283744 Reply
Woke up on a couch to find out that i puked and someone slipped on it...

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