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BWD: FUCK LIFE FUCK YOURSELF STAY DRUNK

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- Fri, 06 Mar 2020 01:19:06 EST APgsu79i No.283819
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Time for anotha one. Grateful this site's still alive, keep fucking up and getting fucked up

BUMP
I DARE YOU, PUSSY
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Basil Barringstone - Fri, 06 Mar 2020 15:02:33 EST V+ETE0Ho No.283820 Reply
>>283819
>>283819
Sipping on my morning 2L of cider right now. Usually have about two of these a day.
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Martha Neshdock - Sat, 07 Mar 2020 05:27:01 EST BP2JxC4c No.283824 Reply
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i'm drunk AND high as shit

good fucking lord
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Edwin Brookwill - Sun, 08 Mar 2020 01:20:33 EST WBkpRUye No.283825 Reply
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drinkin kamchatka and feelin like death
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Samuel Poppercocke - Tue, 10 Mar 2020 00:56:36 EST JrExfTH8 No.283831 Reply
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im in the booze zone boyz
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Molly Nezzlebit - Tue, 10 Mar 2020 23:19:52 EST wQt33j9x No.283833 Reply
Having a bit of a lapse, haven't had a drop since October. Got a bottle of rum. Idk what it is but this is a very middling experience. I was worried. Im super strung out from stims and no access to literally anything else is why i did it. But now i see no problems not drinking again tomorrow, again alc (and meth and coke but those werent hard) is the only drug I've given up, and ive not found it hard at all, and this wasnt one of those "ugggh i feel so shitty i need a drink" moments, it was much more medical like "i have taken so much dexedrine i have been awake 72 hours almost and im going to go crazy if i dont kill this and i dont have the will power to lie still for hours until sleep comes like this" type thing

Now that im on it im might as well enjoy it but reallt this is pretty anticlimactic, not like so amazing i instantly wanted to say fuck it and become and active alcie again but not terrible, i don't regret doing this, im worrying about it the right amount, giving respect to the situation that i am an alcoholic but that thos doesn't mean anything, not ever lapse has to be a relapse innit, im in a much better place than ive ever been, and previously never admitted to being an alcoholic or had the resolve to activate try and not drink

I will say though i am absolutely FUCKED on less than it wouldve taken to wake up in the morning when i was deep into it

I regret over doing it and passing the point of no return, normal people have it great they can get this type of way without ending up scrapping copper for bottles of skol, but im unde no illusion that i can ro this regularly
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Molly Nezzlebit - Tue, 10 Mar 2020 23:23:05 EST wQt33j9x No.283834 Reply
>>283833
It is crazy how that first sip INSTANTLY triggers your old programming and you drink just like you used to when you polished off a few fifths a day but then you very very quickly realize that isn't gonna work lmao
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Eugene Haffingsirk - Wed, 11 Mar 2020 18:01:32 EST nEQ+Imzn No.283835 Reply
>>283819
i woke up drunk
coughed wrong and shat myself

i think i went a little too hard last night
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Shit Havingstore - Tue, 17 Mar 2020 01:08:55 EST JrExfTH8 No.283861 Reply
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buzzed off of 4 beers.
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Esther Blockledock - Tue, 17 Mar 2020 06:50:28 EST lxNRcCAb No.283864 Reply
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>>283855
>>283819
woke up at 4am still somewhat drunk n proceeded to kill the stash also go 'Merica
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Rebecca Grandshit - Wed, 18 Mar 2020 14:50:46 EST JrExfTH8 No.283874 Reply
>>283866
nah I just have that pic saved on my computer and decided to post it because it looked AESTHETIC
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Phyllis Pablingkat - Thu, 19 Mar 2020 16:32:55 EST hoFVcFsk No.283883 Reply
>>283819
FUCK YOU NIC CAGE GUY YOU PERSUADED ME TO BUY BEER AND GOT ME EXPOSED CAUSE A LITTLE GIRL SNEEZED INFRONT OF ME AT THE STORE GOD DAMNIT NIC CAGE GUY
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James Hullerhick - Thu, 19 Mar 2020 20:40:51 EST LsjIpRo7 No.283887 Reply
>>283883
getting a little paranoid now about not being able to buy booze. Luckily I live in the UK where liquor is available at every supermarket and petrol station so I think I'll be OK...I can imagine they will probably shut down liquor stores though. Although people are fucking panic buying everything and the shelves are empty, I'm hoping alcohol isn't one of the things they panic buy. I was able to buy 3 litres of gin on Tuesday from various stores but that's only gonna last me a week. Scary if you live in a place where you have to buy it from a liquor store though.
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Ian Pimmlefield - Thu, 19 Mar 2020 23:49:02 EST rpqd+jWR No.283888 Reply
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this thread needs some help
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James Hullerhick - Fri, 20 Mar 2020 09:10:47 EST LsjIpRo7 No.283890 Reply
>>283888
dude you're telling me, I just woke up to find I'd put my fucking headphones in the fridge with the cable still attached and connected to the computer. No memory whatsoever.
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Emma Blackgold - Fri, 20 Mar 2020 20:40:12 EST LsjIpRo7 No.283894 Reply
>>283891
>you have plenty of free time
If by that you mean I'm not working, nope, unfortunately I work in pharmacy so I'm probably gonna be working until the world actually ends
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Nigel Crocklestock - Fri, 27 Mar 2020 21:53:34 EST Q1xhclIk No.283929 Reply
drinking the comedown away tonight
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William Pingerway - Sat, 28 Mar 2020 00:52:00 EST Aa0K5dCU No.283930 Reply
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Tbh I very rarely drink. But after the day I've had, I think I need to. Cheers guys
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Emma Sassleway - Sat, 28 Mar 2020 11:57:54 EST zSF2cUPE No.283932 Reply
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The rice-a-rona has been murder on my liver. I’m on pace to top Dylan Thomas at this rate
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Thomas Hoblingman - Sat, 28 Mar 2020 14:36:15 EST SYU/Eke6 No.283933 Reply
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I am pretty drunk on dark and stormys
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Fucking Pongersire - Sat, 28 Mar 2020 19:49:27 EST TGI913aD No.283935 Reply
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Made a 30 rack of PBR last a week
going on to a bottle of Makers now.
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Phoebe Dunkindock - Mon, 30 Mar 2020 19:38:51 EST Ktx5U+KL No.283955 Reply
I'm kinda forked. like a turkey.
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Sidney Seddleput - Mon, 30 Mar 2020 22:58:08 EST JrExfTH8 No.283958 Reply
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>thought I ran out of booze
>discover wine stash of like 9 bottles under kitchen sink that I completely forgot existed

thank you dionysus

BWD
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Wesley Shittingdock - Tue, 31 Mar 2020 17:10:52 EST ZPDQRSyI No.283959 Reply
>>283819

My state has all the liquor stores shut down. So I bought a bunch of white claw only because I can chug them as if they're water. Drank 8 in a little over 2 hours and I'm feelin ittt.
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Barnaby Cliblingworth - Tue, 31 Mar 2020 18:57:11 EST Ktx5U+KL No.283960 Reply
>>283958
I don't wanna be that guy, but how did you forget you had 9 wine bottles stashed away?

bumping because drunk
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Isabella Godgebut - Tue, 31 Mar 2020 20:00:51 EST LsjIpRo7 No.283961 Reply
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Woke up this afternoon, went to put on jeans which were in a ball on the floor and felt wet. Apparently I pissed on them and there seemed to be a puddle on the floor as well but because it's unsealed floorboards it had all soaked in so kind of hard to tell. Weird thing was my underwear was totally dry so I must have taken my dick out and pissed all over the floor and my legs. I mean there was literally an empty bottle right next to it on the floor that I could have pissed in. I really need to stop blacking out.
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Beatrice Blackcocke - Tue, 31 Mar 2020 20:12:53 EST DaF8lssa No.283962 Reply
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>>283959
Shit man, what state? I dont think itllhappen in Arizona, an armed mob would storm Phoenix if that happened, so many fellow alchies here
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Emma Hemmlechat - Wed, 01 Apr 2020 00:26:40 EST APgsu79i No.283963 Reply
is anyone else basically ignoring COVID-19? im washing my hands so the virtue signalers and hysterics wont scold me but other than that im just pissed at being inconvenienced. feel like drinking makes it seem less real

>>283960
some alchies be rich and frivolous
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Sophie Sucklehall - Wed, 01 Apr 2020 16:55:58 EST SYU/Eke6 No.283968 Reply
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This quarantine shit means I'm getting a good half cut even on a Wednesday
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Henry Driblingstuck - Thu, 02 Apr 2020 03:49:44 EST i8Va8Fr1 No.283971 Reply
Liquor stores have short hours, or they closed on their own. Really this will last a while and it almost makes sense keeping them open. If people do get sick at least they will be home isolated. If they get it from a store, at least then they will be at home isolated if they do.

Sounds like fun, but I don't see drinking heavily as being a good thing at this time.
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Samuel Bossleford - Thu, 02 Apr 2020 04:05:45 EST 8EYMIkRi No.283972 Reply
sometimes you stash booze for later and then forget so you don't immediately waste it when you're already drunk.

downside is some conditions cause booze to spoil. RIP forever that 6 pack of guiness i accidentally left to cook in the back of my car for a couple weeks during summer of 2013. never again.
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Betsy Nickleworth - Mon, 06 Apr 2020 19:55:46 EST T8qvRK8S No.283989 Reply
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Bump from europes shit hole aka balkans
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William Gunnerbanks - Tue, 07 Apr 2020 19:38:25 EST TGI913aD No.283999 Reply
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got a 12 pack of good beer on friday. its tuesday night and i have one left.
probably for the best if i don't order more til after work friday.
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Phineas Buffingnod - Wed, 08 Apr 2020 04:31:42 EST +Fd5/stY No.284004 Reply
>>283819
ya know that fucked up where you know you havent hit your toelrance but your stomach says otherwise, im there, copped my first 4 loko on maybe 6 years and a few budweisers feeling good n fuckerd BWD i love you all
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Cyril Brullyhark - Thu, 09 Apr 2020 12:08:35 EST zSF2cUPE No.284010 Reply
I’m hanging on, although I have work in three hours. Life goes on
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Isabella Bunderlud - Thu, 09 Apr 2020 14:55:12 EST CWQpeKT5 No.284011 Reply
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Finally. I am drunk.

Good luck. I don't know what for. but good luck, anyways.
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James Huggleset - Fri, 10 Apr 2020 15:14:17 EST SYU/Eke6 No.284016 Reply
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4 day weekend. Day 1 going very well.
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Merowinger - Sat, 11 Apr 2020 12:59:17 EST 1hbUh20Q No.284020 Reply
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I did a relapse because im all out of weed and im far from stable.
Anyways I hope that I'l get some weed later and be stable again and not do heroin again. I love heroin. 10 days off of it. cold turkey.
It's been around 6 years since my first delirium tremens and that shit changes you. it is ridicolously painful and I am stupid for drinking whiskey again. Eat a gram of benadryl DPH if you need to get an idea of how it felt or if you want to enjoy a good horror movie
Hey atleast I get to enjoy music for today. My whiskey is great and if I die in my bed at least I have some good irish whiskeyand money on my bank account.
Ladytron - Ace of Hz.mp3
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Phyllis Dobblenod - Sat, 11 Apr 2020 19:37:32 EST 8uYBHCIP No.284021 Reply
i feel like i'm only myself when i'm drunk this can't be good
BWD
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Phyllis Dobblenod - Sat, 11 Apr 2020 19:40:06 EST 8uYBHCIP No.284022 Reply
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i'm so drunk oh god there is no better feeling in the world
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Charles Bunwell - Sat, 11 Apr 2020 22:57:59 EST xUh8QHqM No.284024 Reply
been drinking jim beam black every single night
I love it
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Caroline Haddleridge - Sun, 12 Apr 2020 00:02:54 EST JrExfTH8 No.284025 Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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Caroline Haddleridge - Sun, 12 Apr 2020 00:15:46 EST JrExfTH8 No.284027 Reply
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>>284026
love you too
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Caroline Haddleridge - Sun, 12 Apr 2020 00:51:46 EST JrExfTH8 No.284028 Reply
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I WANNA FLY AWAY

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH YEAAAAAAAAAAAH
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Phineas Soshforth - Sun, 12 Apr 2020 18:11:23 EST RlrE/did No.284032 Reply
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>panic bought a ton of handles of shitty liquor at the start of this COVID shit since city hall was talking about banning alcohol sales in my city
>not banned lol
>too paranoid to leave apartment and buy better stuff or some beer
>shitfaced on paint thinner nightly
Honestly, could be a lot worse. B W D boys
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Doris Fopperridge - Sun, 12 Apr 2020 19:30:39 EST UJg2psUq No.284033 Reply
Lost my job in the middle of March and haven't had a dry night since. I try to wait until noon to start drinking, but that's loosened quite a bit.
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Edwin Dartdale - Mon, 13 Apr 2020 02:08:45 EST UtrxRQjX No.284034 Reply
>>283861
>buzzed off of 4 beers.
That is good. We used to hang out and drink 4 beers per 12 pack. That was a Saturday night. Maybe a bit of weed.
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Edwin Dartdale - Mon, 13 Apr 2020 02:17:44 EST UtrxRQjX No.284035 Reply
>>284032
Let's say we have $125 Wine is OK. Mix it with vodka. It will make alcohol last longer.
Mixed effects have been reported. Whatever, it only costs a simple 2 extra bucks to get better alc. Just an idea though, I have not grasped this. But lower alc intake, and keep cool.
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Thomas Shittingdale - Tue, 14 Apr 2020 01:59:09 EST EzIrtqT4 No.284039 Reply
>>284037
Mix a box of wine, 15 litres with a litre of vodka. You will figure it out.
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Edward Brullyshit - Tue, 14 Apr 2020 15:43:46 EST GQ3zYSCl No.284042 Reply
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The Delayed-choice quantum eraser experiment suggests that time is not as linear as we think of it. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delayed-choice_quantum_eraser
It's like "magic" only reveals itself to people who smell like rum and no one believes them anyways or they are too smart for anyone to understand them.
A hermetic quarantaine, if you will.
Existance is a game of "what if..." and we are the spectators and creators of it. Sounds paradox but that is existence as far as I am concerned.
These are my thoughts. They might seem like a pseudointelectual pile of shit, but thats it.
Whiskey and Gin fuel to fire on the pile of crap bump.
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Merowinger - Tue, 14 Apr 2020 16:48:07 EST GQ3zYSCl No.284043 Reply
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The effects of alcohol and heroin are almost the same. Heroin isn't as nasty that's why it is so much (little tbh) more addictive.
I plan on substituting one for the other for the rest of my life, smoking weed all the time, living my dreams.
I've tried just smoking weed alone for about two weeks but I just feel like shit all the time.
So in Honkong, Kowloon walled city, they used to do heroin on the rooftops and watch the planes go by, landing on the nearest airport. It was the saddesd place for people to die yet the luckiest place to do heroin and watch the planes go by.
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Shit Tillingwater - Tue, 14 Apr 2020 19:12:29 EST Ktx5U+KL No.284045 Reply
I'm so drunk and high, I was scrolling through facebook trying to locate the facebook inside of facebook.
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Albert Blythehood - Tue, 14 Apr 2020 19:12:48 EST RlrE/did No.284046 Reply
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>>284035
>>284037
I understood... most of that. Nah dude it isn't a money issue, I just stocked up on a bunch of emergency booze and now I'm too much of a fraidy-cat to go out and buy different booze when I already have some. Shots of cheap vodka are fine for now, they got me through college.
>>284041
Eat some kratom, that shit'll clog you up in no time

Anyway I wasn't lying, BWD again on shitty vodka
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Betsy Chebbledit - Wed, 15 Apr 2020 19:08:11 EST AdNXy1XH No.284054 Reply
>>284043
>the effects of alcohol and heroin are almost the same

lolwut
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Martha Turveydale - Thu, 16 Apr 2020 03:31:36 EST DaF8lssa No.284057 Reply
>>283819
Video games and alcohol and escapism
The holy trinity
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Polly Hubberforth - Fri, 17 Apr 2020 20:34:34 EST Ce9OkKUY No.284067 Reply
Truly I am a drunk retard but bwd nonetheless, I deserve death thx
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Polly Hubberforth - Fri, 17 Apr 2020 20:57:39 EST Ce9OkKUY No.284068 Reply
Truly I am a drunk retard but bwd nonetheless, I deserve death thx
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Thomas Shitby - Fri, 17 Apr 2020 22:10:18 EST hsI6WUAE No.284069 Reply
>>284068
Truly I am a drunk retard but bwd nonetheless, I deserve death thx
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Hugh Nucklechadge - Fri, 17 Apr 2020 22:40:41 EST vy2N9osH No.284070 Reply
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>>284069

Truly I am a drunk retard but bwd nonetheless, I deserve death thx
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Charles Wallysine - Fri, 17 Apr 2020 23:07:18 EST frMXukQr No.284071 Reply
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>>283819
ive drank like 5 beers and smoked like 5 bowls. im feelin it boys
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Matilda Pepperham - Sun, 19 Apr 2020 02:49:08 EST Aa0K5dCU No.284078 Reply
Drinking alone because quarantine. Cheers lads
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Sophie Barrybitch - Sun, 19 Apr 2020 05:45:58 EST 9wPp86FF No.284079 Reply
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>>283819
I was sober before the lockdown. Now I drink every day again. I hate it. I'm back in the comfortable zone though of not giving a fuck so long as I got my booze. by not giving a fuck I mean FUCK EVERYTHING
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Sophie Barrybitch - Sun, 19 Apr 2020 08:05:12 EST 9wPp86FF No.284080 Reply
>>284079
NOW SLAMMING BEERS DOWN 1 BY 1 UNTIL I RUN OUT THEN GETTING MORE FUCK YEAH
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Reuben Fallerworth - Sun, 19 Apr 2020 13:57:19 EST HjboZ9BR No.284082 Reply
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Haven't drank in a long ass time
I had forgotten how hype I get for social stuff when drunk
Bitter sweet kind of drunk, such a good buzz with nobody to share with
Fuck
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Ian Weggleman - Mon, 20 Apr 2020 02:20:50 EST JrExfTH8 No.284083 Reply
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BWB. drunk off a six pack. Now sipping some brandy. Shit is mad comfy yo
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Charles Turveyworth - Mon, 20 Apr 2020 12:19:38 EST kfxYjInV No.284087 Reply
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how many lapses until it's a relapse? I've been bored w/ the shit going on and my plug has been hit or miss PLUS I have a credit card but she won't take venmo (reasonably) so got nothing to spend it on basically but drink since I quit benzedrex and DXM makes me sick with the medicine i'm on

what also defines problems drinking? I've drank 4-5 times since I quit for real back in October after 7 day detox, and every time I get WASTED on way less than would be my pregame or even get me up in the morning when I was deep into it

i know it's not smart, whree does this end though? I'm saying since it's a holiday, today's the day, but i'm scared, this is the last chance I get to say "today's the day" until that starts to cast doubt as to whether or not it's really the day, a situation that I DON'T want to be in again, i still recognize i can't drink responsibly but my GOD when does this lapse end? are they all individual lapses? constitutive of a full blown relapse when taken all together?

pic related, a picture I took wandering around blackout drunk the other night
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Hugh Hottingfuck - Mon, 20 Apr 2020 14:01:59 EST vvxuDF5c No.284088 Reply
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Just picked up some of that cheap CVS vodka. $5.99 a fifth
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Cedric Meggledock - Mon, 20 Apr 2020 14:05:15 EST 923KusDb No.284089 Reply
>>284087
Bro you've only drank 4-5 times since October don't be a bitch
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Charlotte Sommernatch - Mon, 20 Apr 2020 23:01:25 EST wQt33j9x No.284096 Reply
>>284089
wow I'm such a pussy for giving a shit about my health, not wanting to go back to drinking multiple gallons of liquor a day is a real faggot move on my part, I will admit
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Sophie Claygold - Tue, 21 Apr 2020 05:20:36 EST 8EYMIkRi No.284099 Reply
>>284098
looked at a couple articles. not much info on what that means in connection to non flavored vodka. my best guess is that they make the product from bulk ethanol and use subtle flavorings to mask unpleasant flavors and save money on distillation/filtration.

the other option is that they're using flavorings to mimic the profile of real vodka that was made starting with grain. but let's be real if it came off a drugstore shelf for $6 it's basically industrial ethanol with the bare minimum of processing to legally qualify as a beverage.
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Jenny Gunninghall - Tue, 21 Apr 2020 05:36:09 EST Ktx5U+KL No.284100 Reply
i am gonna glug more chug
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Priscilla Goodhood - Thu, 23 Apr 2020 01:46:24 EST JrExfTH8 No.284113 Reply
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>when your tolerance skyrockets and beer doesn't do it

were drinking entire bottles of red tonight boyz

already halfway done with the first bottle after t minus 45 mins. feelin great
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Edwin Fidgestone - Fri, 24 Apr 2020 18:26:04 EST RlrE/did No.284119 Reply
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CUTTY SARK AND PUNCHING THROUGH WALLS
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Ebenezer Chonderville - Thu, 30 Apr 2020 08:09:20 EST Aa0K5dCU No.284156 Reply
Is 6am too early to start drinking? 🥴
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Hannah Chittinghidging - Thu, 30 Apr 2020 16:24:21 EST DaF8lssa No.284159 Reply
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>>284156
6am is when they can legally start liquor again in my state but everyone is closed till like 8am cause the virus so I have to wait a few extra hours like some well adjusted normal person to drink and play Total War
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Charles Pockville - Thu, 30 Apr 2020 21:26:55 EST tGiJUzDG No.284160 Reply
>>284158
I don't disagree, but I normally have to get up at 4am for work so 6am feels like sleeping in. Lol
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Nicholas Decklehood - Fri, 01 May 2020 02:11:02 EST S7+soPa+ No.284162 Reply
Gonna stop drinking for a while I only do I the weekends usually but I had 6 tall boys of natural ice, a 40 oz of steel reserve, and 2 or 3 drinks of vodka and a shot of scotch don't remember much but I didn't pass out but my tolerance is pretty low
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Nathaniel Drerringdure - Fri, 01 May 2020 02:53:46 EST Ktx5U+KL No.284163 Reply
i am so drunk i can barely care to post
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George Buzzshaw - Fri, 01 May 2020 08:12:39 EST m2zAvrnx No.284164 Reply
>>283819
im fucking lit and floyd is making it more lit SLAYER and all that fucj a 1 litre bottle of jerrys was 2 much nbone
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Cornelius Cubbleridge - Thu, 07 May 2020 01:22:44 EST 8zlkCEec No.284217 Reply
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>>283819
Buump dorwning muh sorriq ttttoooonnnniiiiittttteeee
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Molly Greengold - Thu, 07 May 2020 10:52:53 EST tqly8fcm No.284219 Reply
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>tfw achy
>tfw cant tell if it's from hangover/withdrawal or I'm getting sick
Fuck sakes I didnt think being a drunk during a pandemic would be so paranoia inducing
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Nathaniel Funkinwodge - Thu, 07 May 2020 11:17:15 EST apJ94g5X No.284221 Reply
>>284219
i went through the same shit a few weeks ago. I was sure i got corona, my aching heart, lungs and stomach felt like what i imagined pneumonia to feel like, i was very cold from the withdrawal, and of course anxious and paranoid as fuck from the wd so i thought i was going to die (i was sure drinking fucked up my immune system so bad that if i catch the virus i'll die). Of course nothing happened, it was just the wd and most symptoms went away after a day, leaving behind only normal mild wd symptoms.
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Molly Greengold - Thu, 07 May 2020 11:37:02 EST tqly8fcm No.284222 Reply
>>284221
I know exactly how you feel dude. I've had pneumonia as a kid too so I know exactly what it feels like but a part of me is still like "oh shit I wonder if this is the first stage, did I fuck up somewhere and touch something I shouldn't have?"
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Polly Brimmlewill - Thu, 07 May 2020 21:30:19 EST uOKMijUf No.284228 Reply
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Drink
Ethanol
All
Day
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Sophie Brookfield - Thu, 07 May 2020 22:46:46 EST t15LbLHT No.284229 Reply
>>283819
I drank 8. My penis got hard. Tried to beat it. Didn't work. Drank 2 more.

Does alcohol cause speed dick? I'm confuseddddddd
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Polly Dongerforth - Fri, 08 May 2020 04:11:30 EST Ktx5U+KL No.284230 Reply
I am so fucking gone
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Simon Geddlestock - Sat, 09 May 2020 10:40:54 EST /AA8INNe No.284255 Reply
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Fucked up tbh
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Hannah Claylock - Sun, 10 May 2020 10:56:06 EST tqly8fcm No.284262 Reply
>thought I was dying of alcohol poisoning last night
>wake up this morning
>start drinking beer again
BWD my dudes
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Edwin Dumblehit - Mon, 11 May 2020 21:04:59 EST uOKMijUf No.284275 Reply
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Goddamn gin martinis got me again
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Martin Bendleman - Mon, 11 May 2020 21:20:10 EST I1LWWVGG No.284276 Reply
off a pint of 90 proof tvarscki. opening the next. cheers, boys
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William Bligglewater - Fri, 15 May 2020 04:22:03 EST Ktx5U+KL No.284297 Reply
I'm f00cking fl00ded.
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Eugene Bleshway - Fri, 15 May 2020 09:50:00 EST +zGv5gnb No.284298 Reply
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I'm as free as the breeze, and I'll drink where I please.
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Fanny Garrystock - Thu, 21 May 2020 20:00:57 EST 9ZLLZSQ2 No.284323 Reply
>>283819

drinkin' budweiser and a few pale ales. should be a chill night.
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william maynard garver - Sat, 23 May 2020 23:18:00 EST o78ijmkb No.284329 Reply
1 7.2% beer down the hatch, just popped open a 7.5% now, never checked this board before, hope yall are well tonight frens
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Sophie Habblehark - Tue, 26 May 2020 21:38:01 EST kTPgjQ8k No.284339 Reply
>>283819
aaaaayyyy drunk as FUCK str8 polastied fuck you all, love you all
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Albert Blundleridge - Sun, 31 May 2020 04:06:32 EST Aa0K5dCU No.284368 Reply
Whew lads, getting drunk to celebrate a friend's birthday, we couldn't get together in person because of the 'rona so i'm on my own this time
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Albert Blundleridge - Sun, 31 May 2020 04:38:15 EST Aa0K5dCU No.284369 Reply
>>284368
damn i'm more of a lightweight than i thought, only 4 shots in and i'm already drunk
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Betsy Cirryfuck - Sun, 07 Jun 2020 03:21:26 EST rKzRBznD No.284392 Reply
Got drunk and followed my "drinking rules"
1a. Put phone into airplane mode
1b. turn phone off
1c. put phone battery into separate location
1d. put phone into a separate location.
(the more steps it takes to reconstruct your phone the better)
2. Put car keys in the same lockbox as phone
3. Wear PJs
4. Put something entertaining on (movie, anime, start a vidya game)
5. Consume melatonin, just in case the alcohol wouldn't knock you out
(you can now pour your first drink)
6. "Water mitigation" You know how you get so drunk you go to bed with a beer and spill it on yourself? Prevent that by putting plastic over sleeping surfaces.

Going to wake up tomorrow with a clear "nothing has gone wrong".
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Charles Pugglelig - Sun, 07 Jun 2020 14:27:49 EST SYU/Eke6 No.284396 Reply
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Back at it like a crack addict.
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Nigel Pockfuck - Sun, 07 Jun 2020 22:39:53 EST APgsu79i No.284400 Reply
>>284392
You should just pour your beer into a baby bottle instead of sleeping on that plastic shit
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Reuben Fovingbirk - Sun, 07 Jun 2020 23:54:42 EST 2oC01DeX No.284401 Reply
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Bump when DURNK on Pinot Grigio in Appalachia.

No I haven’t fucked my sister, not do I want to fug any of my female relatives.
My cat is named Bubbles and she is 5 years old.
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Betsy Duckbanks - Tue, 09 Jun 2020 04:30:00 EST Aa0K5dCU No.284403 Reply
>>284392
How do you get so drunk to make all that shit necessary? Tell me your secrets
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Cornelius Wossletog - Tue, 09 Jun 2020 14:17:35 EST DaF8lssa No.284404 Reply
>>284403
  1. Be a giant faggot
  2. Return to step 1
Seriously dude its not like preparing for a benzo and booze blackout bash
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Angus Nobberson - Tue, 09 Jun 2020 18:05:39 EST tdgmmTPv No.284406 Reply
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Somewhere lurking in most blackened, howling depths of my soul, hope cries out. Hope that shields me from an early leap into the abyss. The abyss that awaits all. All matter, all life, all death to be consumed by its maw. The maw, like the mouth of a bottle.

I accept my absurd existence. I accept the absurdity of ceaseless suffering, suffering that ceases only when the abyss arrives. The mightiest mountains will crumble. But for all time, they will have been Mighty.
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Rebecca Blammercocke - Wed, 10 Jun 2020 19:26:59 EST P/Zx8jh8 No.284407 Reply
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One week ago, a girl I loved left me because she thinks I'm drinking too much, and she was worried about me making her succumb to alcoholism if we stayed together. She seemed to love me otherwise.
Around the same time, a friend with benefits told me "Anon, you haven't drink a glass of water since 2016, lmao".
I also realized 2016 was around the same time I broke with the only gf I had a long-term relationship with, and when I discussed these grievances with her recently -- she is still my friend, sadly without benefits -- she told me "Anon, I already told you [have a serious drinking problem] long ago but you were really mad at me for telling you this back then". I can't deny I was sometimes terrible (verbally) with her over minor things, and I saw things slowly escalating in this unhealthy way with the latest girl, the last night we talked together...

I want to stop drinking, or ideally drink like a normalfag, but it is so fucking hard. I already drank the 12-pack I was supposed to drink for the day, and now I realize I routinely drink much more than 12 units per day. I want to try to taper, because it seems like the sanest DIY detox you can do, but I can't bring myself to note those fucking units on paper, like I did some years ago.
I just want to embrace the comfy drunken sadness, listen to Cocteau Twins and Weyes Blood and get teary-eyed while being nostalgic about the past when there was a warm grill in my bed. This is a fucking trap. It's killing my guts and I feel like shit about it, yet I can't stop dranking the juice.

Fuck, BUMP WHILE DRUNK I GUESS

"There is no going back
I can't stop feeling now
I am not the same, I'm growing up again"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yapze5PaFs
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Eugene Tootshit - Fri, 12 Jun 2020 11:25:37 EST XN9rdhiz No.284411 Reply
>>284407
(copied from a different thread on chipping on /opi)
you fucking retard. just drink or not. no need to make it a fucking dramatic omg fest. not even the worst trip fags here are that bad.
women dont care, just dont be weak, theyre not going to pretend like they didnt see their "man" acting weak and pathetic because you were or were not drinking. Why did you tell us all that? Its you crying for help saying that you know you cant drink like a normalfag, but you want to, and you want us to enable you.
So no, you are certifiably too retarded to moderate, i am sorry. maybe in a year or two you will be wiser. I can go on but thats enough to sink in for now
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Cyril Commerhood - Sun, 14 Jun 2020 01:09:28 EST yTyVVeNa No.284421 Reply
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Drinking port wine and ostracizing myself.
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Fucking Hevingtare - Mon, 15 Jun 2020 13:55:34 EST XN9rdhiz No.284428 Reply
>>284421
>drinking port
Why? I figure port and sherry is so goddamn suggary that the hangover would be terrible from that alone, but is the drunk any good?
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Henry Gennersune - Mon, 15 Jun 2020 16:17:18 EST yTyVVeNa No.284430 Reply
>>284428
>Why?
Because I ran out of liquor.
>is the drunk any good?
It's something I guess.
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Lillian Bullerfield - Tue, 16 Jun 2020 01:40:27 EST z1foEBwb No.284434 Reply
>>283819
Have you ever gotten so drunk the night before you remember bits and pieces the next day and thought you dreamt it?
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Cyril Grimworth - Fri, 19 Jun 2020 18:08:39 EST SYU/Eke6 No.284441 Reply
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All these little strings keep holding us together.
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Doris Guvingfick - Mon, 22 Jun 2020 20:54:48 EST P/Zx8jh8 No.284447 Reply
>>284411
>>284411
ok you are a tough guy and you got dubs, but i still BUMPED WHILE DRUNK so what is your problem dude
yes i was cringe, but i was in love
being cringe while being heartbroken is a common side-effect of alcohol
i'm thinking you are a faggot
i've talked with that girl onto NSA approved channels, and she agreed it was a hard thing to live (boo hoo)
Any tips to stop drinking after 1 A.M.?
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Samuel Blatherwell - Fri, 26 Jun 2020 19:57:09 EST AloT8zds No.284463 Reply
I just noticed that the expiration date on my steel reserve is Nov 2320. Is that true? Is it really good for 300 years?
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Emma Dribbledale - Fri, 26 Jun 2020 20:00:49 EST AloT8zds No.284464 Reply
>>284463
And at that point why calculate it down to the month? Are they afraid someone from December of 2320 is going to reach for that ancestral bottle of fucking steel reserve and die of some kind of poisoning and then their family sues them?
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Jenny Besslebod - Tue, 30 Jun 2020 22:07:22 EST GE51oXJ6 No.284487 Reply
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>>283819
drank a full bottle of louis roederer and am finishing the night with stoli

yeeeeeeeeeeee
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Alice Turveylock - Wed, 01 Jul 2020 06:43:27 EST rkOm0NNS No.284488 Reply
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stuff never helps. i literally only ever feel worse when i drink, but it's still desirable to sobriety
fuck it all
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Basil Pittingbanks - Wed, 01 Jul 2020 18:35:23 EST of6IfWQQ No.284491 Reply
bamp. 2 steelies in. thank you based korean lq for the 3 for $4 deal.
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CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Thu, 02 Jul 2020 01:17:57 EST wHBfoN6j No.284493 Reply
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A lot of Franzia Cabernet Sauvignon and a couple Yuenglings.
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CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Thu, 02 Jul 2020 19:14:15 EST wHBfoN6j No.284501 Reply
Getting drunk on wine.
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Frederick Mablingwater - Sat, 04 Jul 2020 18:18:05 EST Pxt6fQSi No.284509 Reply
>>283819
Computer fan decided to bork out today of all fucking days, sounds like a damn blender everytime I start it up, I cleaned it and everything must be the motor
But because it's the 4th all the local shops are closed till Mondqy so I can't just buy a new fan and replace it quick
Saltily drinking liquor and realizing I play too many video games

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