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B-b-but this isn't /hooch/

- Sun, 15 Mar 2020 23:37:46 EST 5Y3G+3Yo No.283855
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Fuck off weed fags alcohol is a high too. Anyhow so I got my NEETbux today and did an all nighter, I waited and waited until the bottle shop opened up at 10am to get two bottles of vodka(although my alcoholic uncle came with and drank half of one so technically I have 1 and a half) I plan to get pretty drunk soon. Can we do a challenge where only tipsy or drunk are permitted to enter this thread? Try to converse and talk about whatever topics get brought up and let the retardation flow. (Hard mode: no bullshitters allowed) also, stoners deserve the fucking rope
Jack Shakecocke - Mon, 16 Mar 2020 10:45:19 EST Ktx5U+KL No.283856 Reply
I wish to encourage people to drink irresponsibly.

I am a pothead btw. Also equal part alcoholic. Hate me if you must. I don't care. Drink more.
Martin Brimbleshit - Mon, 16 Mar 2020 10:49:29 EST bkC1tqfH No.283857 Reply
how absolutely new are you?
Alice Fuckingbury - Mon, 16 Mar 2020 13:30:15 EST zSF2cUPE No.283859 Reply
This board moves too slowly to hold actual conversations, and the people here are apathetic in the best of times. /r/ drunk may be more your speed
Shit Havingstore - Tue, 17 Mar 2020 00:30:15 EST JrExfTH8 No.283860 Reply
>weird non-sequitur hatred of weed

fucking right wing 4chankids I swear.
Matilda Gacklechedge - Tue, 17 Mar 2020 05:01:07 EST LQmhcWyk No.283863 Reply
>how absolutely new are you?

who are you definitely talking to?
Martin Mopperwug - Tue, 17 Mar 2020 07:38:32 EST ffbRU7Tm No.283865 Reply
>also, stoners deserve the fucking rope
Are you literally, unironically gay?
Henry Funkinway - Tue, 17 Mar 2020 23:07:07 EST JA0njrFc No.283868 Reply
Right on man I've been drinking all day today
My roomie keep spying this expensive ass Fireball and I can't find it to be honest the money to pay for that b******* I'd rather by McCormick's
Anyway I r neighbor dudes always Springs over a 15 pack once or twice a monthly can't beat that s*** free drinks
Anyway I'm in a kind of alcoholic hell because my dad will only allow me to drink beer I'm not allowed to take home like half gallons of liquor home anymore but I used to drink a gallon in 3 days for a few
Anyway the best budget beer is Labatt ice and the Best Budget Liquors Nikolai, Popovich overrated
Phyllis Facklefat - Wed, 01 Apr 2020 07:13:31 EST XNPYyi6n No.283964 Reply
I cant even think of how many alcoholics who've told me that alcoholism is different than drug addiction, and how anyone who takes an addictive drug will get addicted but not everyone who drinks gets addicted to alcohol. Which is infuriating because 1. Alcohol is a drug, and there are more people addicted to it than any other drug, making it in fact the MOST addictive drug and 2. I knew numerous people who tried opiates and said it made them itchy and vomit and they hated it, ive tried meth on three occasions and i fucking hated it and would never do it again. Sorry for the rant, it just infuriates me when alcoholics try and make themselves out like their better than drug addicts because 'alcohol's not a drug'.
Cyril Manderforth - Wed, 01 Apr 2020 16:42:21 EST Ktx5U+KL No.283967 Reply
Don't insult gays by comparing us to this flaming faglord.
Frederick Bunbury - Thu, 02 Apr 2020 03:47:09 EST hoFVcFsk No.283970 Reply
I usually hang out in /weed/ cause I'm a dank nug degenerate but tonight I'm drunk with the boys what's good fellow hoochers
Fuck Bardfuck - Mon, 06 Apr 2020 14:46:07 EST KY7ipj5f No.283987 Reply
Thank heavens you censored those naughty words! My son reads this board in between his ket boofing seshes and I would hate for him to adopt the mouth of a sailor.

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