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- Fri, 08 May 2020 05:04:36 EST 4H/9l7bZ No.284232
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post shit only truly forsaken alcoholics would understand

>when you start developing visible skin or hair issues as a result of chronic alcoholism

>when you have a "tapering plan" that never seems to last longer than 2 days

>when beer no longer has enough of an effect and just pisses you off

>when stores that are explicitly required in their policy on visible signage to always check ID's of customers just stop checking yours because you go so often
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Thomas Gurryford - Fri, 08 May 2020 15:44:12 EST s9gzJzbW No.284238 Reply
>>284232
M8, the last one just means that they know you. I don't get carded at a local shop because they've already carded me dozens of times before.
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Isabella Garryway - Fri, 08 May 2020 16:45:22 EST tqly8fcm No.284239 Reply
>>284232
>when beer no longer has enough of an effect and just pisses you off
Get stronger beer my dude. I drink a 6 pack of 8% and I have a decent buzz going.

>when your family constantly voices concern over how much you drink
>when you hit the point of being able to drink a handle in a day
>that feel when you black out drunk and some stupid shit you did the night before hits you after a few moments of being awake
>being able to chug hard alcohol while others gag on it
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Nicholas Sissleshaw - Fri, 08 May 2020 17:11:07 EST +IRipY6B No.284240 Reply
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>When for at least 2 hours after waking up feel a horrible sense of dread, depression and restlessness and feeling what a piece of shit moron you are for doing what you are doing and thinking this must be withdrawal and your life is fucked then by dinner time feel fine and immediately think oh well it was just a hangover let's have a drink, [scene missing], repeat cycle
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Alice Smallstock - Fri, 08 May 2020 17:18:24 EST pf3Iupuk No.284241 Reply
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>When you get denied service because you're all wobbly n shit
>Paying for 40's in dimes and nickles because you drank away all your cash
>Chugging beers while running errands
>Getting your 3rd DUI
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Isabella Garryway - Fri, 08 May 2020 18:14:44 EST tqly8fcm No.284242 Reply
>>284241
How does one even get three DUIs?
I thought they install a breathalyzer in your car and your insurance rates skyrocket. Won't they also throw you in jail after your second or third offence?
I've never had one out of pure luck so I stopped doing it altogether. I'd be terrified of getting a DUI
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Polly Dongerforth - Fri, 08 May 2020 18:38:51 EST Ktx5U+KL No.284244 Reply
>>284242
My dad has at least 3 DUIs. Second and third times he had to spend jail time, but it was only a month for each. After the third time he had to have a breathalyzer installed in his vehicle and wear one of those ankle things. He legally isn't supposed to drive for 10 years and he'll be in his 70's by then lol. At least he finally stopped drinking though after a lifetime of alcoholism.
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Alice Smallstock - Fri, 08 May 2020 19:53:02 EST pf3Iupuk No.284248 Reply
>>284242

>Chugging beers while running errands

Because I'm an irresponsible asshole with no respect for the law. One of them was 10 year ago. The most recent one was a felony, I'm actually facing some time.
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Sidney Hattingmare - Sun, 10 May 2020 17:49:50 EST 77HQBWfJ No.284265 Reply
The past few months, I've been drinking less than I have in a looong fucking time. After the initial (mild) withdrawals, something kinda funny I noticed is that I was waking up in the morning, absolutely parched.

Turns out when you're not drinking between 2-4 liters of beer every day, you need to remind yourself to stay hydrated. Or else you'll wake up in the middle of the night, feeling like you've been passed out in the middle of a desert for days. Booze was keeping me hydrated. Even when I was drinking hard liquor, I stayed in the habit of staying hydrated with other drinks. But if I'm not boozing? It's genuinely hard to remember to drink.

I've also realized booze has probably caused long-term issues with impulse control, and memory.
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Ian Brookham - Sun, 10 May 2020 19:00:52 EST J/uvSOJL No.284267 Reply
>>284248
ngl, I probably drink/drank more than you but I don't do so, so recklessly. No matter how drunk I would never attempt to operate a vehicle. I've told my friends too, if you can't drink and ride a bike (which to me is more difficult than driving) then you can't drink and drive.

>>284240
#MeToo
I also get this feeling of being short of breath and like there's spit in the back of my throat I keep trying to swallow but I'm pretty sure isn't there. So when people talk to me in the transition between the shitty phase into the fine phase I'm out of breath, swallowing spit a whole lot, and have some confusion so the things I say come out odd. I dislike a lot of my coworkers and their bs though, so I don't even feel bad about it.

>>284265
Yeah I drink a lot of water when I drink now. Especially if I wake up a couple hours before I go to work to piss I'll drink water. Some water here and there while drinking, before bed, if I get up, when I get up, and before I leave. It doesn't cure it but it certainly makes it more tolerable. I started drinking less after trying kratom. I even smoke less now but I don't take kratom regularly and it's not really that great a high. More like a body high for me
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Priscilla Blishpidge - Sun, 10 May 2020 20:09:26 EST pf3Iupuk No.284268 Reply
>>284267

I've never gotten a DUI and been fucking wasted. That's retarded. One time I blew .08 another time I blew .11 neither time would I consider myself even close to being drunk. Another time I was fucked up on xanax and I thoroughly deserved that DUI.
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Shitting Crundlepotch - Mon, 11 May 2020 21:23:13 EST +IRipY6B No.284277 Reply
>>284267
>I also get this feeling of being short of breath and like there's spit in the back of my throat I keep trying to swallow but I'm pretty sure isn't there
284240 here, my nigga, exactly the same shit.

It started with feeling a bit breathless after eating heavy meals, probably happened 2 or 3 times then I had a panic attack (exacerbated by being a in theater with tons of people and noise) like 6 weeks ago, at least that's what I'm assuming it was, thought I was about to have a seizure. It's weird because I don't feel like I'm hyperventilating but just feels like you're not getting enough oxygen, you know? Dr. gave me propranolol but haven't taken any yet (always been resistant to taking pills, I guess because of my upbringing). Now, sometimes in the morning I feel breathless and shitty for a few hours, I read that low blood sugar makes w/d worse so I've been trying to drink sugary shit right away but I'm also not sure if having TOO much sugar will cause an insulin dump and therefore a low glucose again, making things even worse.

As for the fuckin glue throat, I feel you on that shit, I am gagging on it most mornings. I feel like the spit IS there because when I try to bring it up there's white, foamy, gluey spit. I've been getting it for months. I diagnosed myself with silent reflux and taking OTC PPI (nexium) seemed to help. It's the worst when I don't sleep enough to kill off the hangover, also because when I'm in that state the gagging sets off the puke reaction much more easily. Spoke to Dr, he gave me omeprazole (obviously didn't tell him about my drinking). Basically, get on a PPI if you aren't already, it hasn't cured my fucking throat glue but it has improved it. I used to also get sore throat ,tickly throat and heartburn which have gone away. I don't know if yours is as bad (yet) but I wake up and basically on an off gag and spit white foamy spit for probably an hour or two. Anyway I think if your stomach is basically hand sanitizer most of the time you should be on a PPI anyway to protect it.
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Caroline Pellywure - Wed, 13 May 2020 15:20:00 EST 4H/9l7bZ No.284289 Reply
>>284277

if you are going to be a long term alcoholic you need to have a diet that can support it. think of it like an elite sport you compete in. you gotta eat your fruits and veggies so you can handle getting wasted
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Molly Fuckingshaw - Wed, 20 May 2020 12:58:22 EST FdbtFIp1 No.284318 Reply
>when stores that are explicitly required in their policy on visible signage to always check ID's of customers just stop checking yours because you go so often
Half the time that’s lazy ass underpaid cashiers or business owners that dgaf and need the business
t. Bought countless bottles while very smalld
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Hugh Hummlewater - Wed, 27 May 2020 04:15:39 EST MonkToHD No.284344 Reply
>>284232
Could you all share how much you drink a day if you don't mind? I've always been sort of a pussy when it comes to drugs thinking I'm going wild doing too much but then the amount I hear other people do ends up surprising me. For example I drink maybe 8 or so beers a day and I think that's a lot, but curious what others drink.
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Jack Sarryspear - Wed, 27 May 2020 12:41:04 EST q5ea8ZzF No.284347 Reply
>>284232
>when you start developing visible skin or hair issues as a result of chronic alcoholism

don't talk about that please, i'm FUCKING GOING BALD from my alcoholism and it feels horrible.
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Eliza Billingworth - Wed, 27 May 2020 19:33:07 EST 4H/9l7bZ No.284351 Reply
>>284344

on average, 10 shots of tequila a night. i've reeled it back a bit, was closer to 16-18 for a while
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Esther Clendersuck - Fri, 29 May 2020 05:32:49 EST oPLPLC+C No.284357 Reply
>>284344
8 beers is alright, you won't be sober, but you also won't be wasted.
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Ernest Gooddale - Tue, 23 Jun 2020 12:18:52 EST xqIrSDql No.284450 Reply
>>284344

I'm 21 and drink somewhere around 8 standard drinks a day. I started drinking daily shortly after turning 19 and going to college, and crept up from about 4 a night to 12 or so at my worst. Got a DUI and slowed down to about 4 again, and have gradually doubled that in the past 6 months or so thanks to covid.
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Jenny Brooklock - Wed, 24 Jun 2020 13:02:37 EST ojqnr16c No.284456 Reply
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>when you start developing visible skin or hair issues as a result of chronic alcoholism
I'm definitely losing hair and my arms and shoulders are covered in acne. That wasn't a case a year ago.
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Dromiculous - Wed, 24 Jun 2020 15:36:32 EST orpWkLQG No.284457 Reply
>>284456
These are more symptoms of chronic sedentary lifestyle in my opinion, I see these same symptoms if i spend weeks mostly indoors on computer.

Getting some sunlight on your shoulders will help any acne
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Shitting Gonkinbidging - Wed, 24 Jun 2020 20:04:31 EST enwGgO05 No.284459 Reply
>when you start developing visible skin or hair issues as a result of chronic alcoholism
>These are more symptoms of chronic sedentary lifestyle in my opinion
I've got quite a lot of blue veins on the back of my legs around the back of the knee, some of it almost looks like bruising but it isn't because it's been there for ages, dunno if this is booze or just being unhealthy (I don't exercise) but I try to eat half decently and take vitamins so fuck knows
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George Dublingfield - Mon, 29 Jun 2020 09:23:09 EST fih5ZqgY No.284474 Reply
I've been drinking a lot less, sometimes going days without booze. I've realized that a lot of the time, when I "want a beer," I'm actually just thirsty. But usually when
I'm thirsty, and at home, that means grabbing a beer or wine or whatever I've got.

And holy shit I'm drinking a lot of cans of seltzer now. It stupid how much seltzer I drink now. Like, it's a fuckin problem
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Lydia Bopperforth - Mon, 29 Jun 2020 14:55:38 EST OQFev9Ym No.284475 Reply
>>284459
Those are called varicose veins and it means you are not healthy lol
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Nell Civingdirk - Mon, 29 Jun 2020 19:30:24 EST enwGgO05 No.284477 Reply
>>284475
yeah I was thinking that's what it was, they're not raised or anything just blue under the skin. Not sure what's caused it, should probably exercise, I am on my feet all day walking around at work and I'm not overweight but I never do any cardio. Dunno if booze causes varicose veins, never heard of it before. I guess it must be because I don't think it's normal for a 29 year old that's not like morbidly obese or something to have varicose veins. Then again I automatically think every little thing is caused by booze.
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Fuck Meggleshit - Tue, 30 Jun 2020 12:39:21 EST xsYfJtO0 No.284483 Reply
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>>284232
>>284232
drinking tequila I had the rational thought that I could pee on my bed sheets and blanket on my bed and wash them later. I now have a permanint piss stain on it alo9ng with various dog pisses/shit/spunk. Not too terrible but The soaked sheets dripped everywhee. Suprised I even have the bed still
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Jenny Smallfuck - Fri, 03 Jul 2020 02:56:21 EST siqVUEQ+ No.284507 Reply
>when you cycle thrue local stores from day to day to not look like a complete alcoholic
>When you know how to perfectly fold bottles and cans aswell as how to properly put in bottles to not make alot if noise and haul as much used shit as u can when taking out the trash
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Edward Grimspear - Sun, 05 Jul 2020 03:54:14 EST 8EYMIkRi No.284512 Reply
anyone ever resorted to just burying a whole pile of old wine bottles? granted it wasn't like they all got drank in a row or anything, but like damned if anyone i know notices me putting that many wine bottles in the bin within a week.
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Alice Blatherfuck - Sun, 05 Jul 2020 04:16:27 EST cFHIM/h+ No.284513 Reply
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Why do I relate to so much shit in these threads? HEY FUCK YOU I DONT HAVE A PROBLEM YOU HAVE A PROBLEM

for real though i think i got a problem boys
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Sidney Funderdock - Sun, 05 Jul 2020 11:35:38 EST uOimNJzx No.284514 Reply
>>284513
Welcome to the club buddy, now ill wander off to get some cheap beer bc i saw a notification xd
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McFelon - Sun, 05 Jul 2020 12:26:39 EST g9x5p9pv No.284515 Reply
>>284232
Carbohyrdrates? More like six shots in the morning with my coffee, stomache ulcers and explosive diarhea for a week straight, half a handle a day at age 25. Meanwhile, being abused by your family cus rent somewhere else costs 1400$ a month in nice cali, but my names Forrest and i got some woods and a nice lexus to move 2500 miles to louisiana whenever I get that stimulat check which seems like it aint coming. Good ol taaka.
  • Shit only an alcoholic would say.
--regards from the bear state. which ripped apart my garbage last night like it does atleast twice a week because my retarded family refuses to have common sense
~~~McFelon
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McFelon - Sun, 05 Jul 2020 12:32:30 EST g9x5p9pv No.284516 Reply
>>284356
>>284232
I litterally drink 120 OZ of Mickeys, get buzzed, go to sleep at 8:30PM with the lights on, wake up at 2:AM, turn lights off and go back to sleep still unbrushed, and then wake up 3 AM and can't eat or drink anything till 1 PM 8 hours later because my guts trying to processs the gallon of malt liquor and junk food. I then have diarhea and repeat with cheap vodka and im fine.

Fuck beer. #KobaltR6 check out and like my streeetbike and car hoons and follow maybe msg me if you all about it, peace
Regards,
#KobaltR6
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Phyllis Lightworth - Fri, 17 Jul 2020 19:17:31 EST enwGgO05 No.284555 Reply
This is getting ridiculous, I keep fucking blacking out and pissing on the floor. A few times recently I've seen some small patches of liquid on the floor in the morning but hardly anything, assumed it was spilled drink or something but I realized today that because my floor is unsealed boards it's probably just soaking in during the night and I've probably been doing it a lot. Today there was slightly more liquid on the floor and a damp sock which definitely smelled like piss. I literally must have taken my dick out (my jeans weren't wet) and just pissed on the floor, taken my jeans up and hung them up neatly in a place I don't normally put them, then got into bed. Couple of days ago my headphones which were thrown on the floor felt a bit damp and I was like what's that oh well dry it with a tissue, they didn't smell but now I realize I probably pissed all over them. I feel like the wheels are going to come off of my life and it's not going to be much longer.
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Beatrice Billingshit - Fri, 17 Jul 2020 23:57:25 EST jBBaUh4E No.284557 Reply
>>284555
My man if you're peeing on your headphones consider putting the bottle down
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Oliver Blemmerlock - Sat, 18 Jul 2020 19:58:01 EST enwGgO05 No.284561 Reply
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>>284557
I was amazed they still work. Dunno, maybe it wasn't piss because they didn't smell at all. I'll just choose to believe I'm not wearing something on my ears that was soaked in piss.
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Graham Chimmersog - Sun, 19 Jul 2020 00:05:49 EST SFoIb2fw No.284564 Reply
>>284561
0 results
Searched over 42.2 billion images in 1.1 seconds for:

What the fuck..
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Jenny Panningbidging - Sun, 19 Jul 2020 00:12:11 EST Rpo3GZt9 No.284565 Reply
>>284564
what you never started a fire on your desk before?
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George Nundletuck - Sun, 19 Jul 2020 03:55:22 EST fw7PFdsT No.284566 Reply
>>284565
You can take a flint from a bic lighter, wrap it tightly in the spring, pull the spring out of course. Heat up the flint until it's red hot, and toss it on anything. I told dude not to do this at a girlfriends house, and it set her mothers crochet on fire on her antique desk. Try it outside. Call it flint trick. Sparks go everywhere.
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Fanny Wollerwater - Thu, 23 Jul 2020 19:51:55 EST enwGgO05 No.284593 Reply
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>>284564
Yeah pretty stupid thing to do. Basically I found out that if you take the filter out from a cig once it's been smoked (take the outer paper off) it burns like crazy and I used to light them on fire and watch them burn in my ashtray. I think it's burning in a tea light there (little mini candle enclosed in metal housing).

Apparently I was 21 because photo says modified in 2012 but I don't think that's accurate, I think I was younger. I mean I hope I was because lighting fires is such fucking teenage angst shit. Looks like I'd drank a lot of Kraken though.
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Doris Crudgedale - Sat, 25 Jul 2020 03:39:24 EST LQmhcWyk No.284602 Reply
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JmDpD7rznA

It's benign, but the video does not do it justice in sparks, the lager the flint, be careful. You want to have the heavy side on the flint side feel, It needs to be somewhat balanced.

You can toss it like those poppers fireworks, just slam it. It will not simple go off because it's hot. unless you maybe bump it against something beforehand. Then it would be minimal.
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VegetaSphincterNegro - Sat, 25 Jul 2020 23:14:38 EST xwgyD0x3 No.284604 Reply
>>284232
hows this work? > when are so chronically depressed, nervous and ill that you seek company on 420 chain? or for the hardcore ones i guess throwing up blood? shaking so bad you cant even cut yourself or do drugs properly? only real one i got is literally not being able to ever plan a vacation (Not that you(or i) could afford it) because you cant go 12 hours without a drink without legitimately being worried about your health and not going nuts and getting institutionalized and ultimately sent back to a shitty detox that does work and thinks 6 days of tapering can undo decades of swag
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VegetaSphincterNegro - Sat, 25 Jul 2020 23:16:52 EST xwgyD0x3 No.284605 Reply
>>284232
the mandated id check being stopped since your so regular thing made me lol, you ever tried tapering with benzos or other drugs? anything non gaba agonist or w/e you wi;ll be sick as hell from what i understand but when i am cutting down sharp off the drank having subutex helps me cope with withdrawal a bit
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David Mickleridge - Mon, 27 Jul 2020 19:17:49 EST 4H/9l7bZ No.284635 Reply
>>284605

ive pretty much never done benzos in my life. tried many kinds of drugs but never benzos. why would i help with tapering, stop me from turning into angry monkey when i withdraw?
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Wesley Mingerfuck - Mon, 27 Jul 2020 19:34:27 EST enwGgO05 No.284637 Reply
>>284635
I'm a self-educated drunk, but from what I understand, benzos mimic the effect of alcohol which stops you WDing. Alcohol and benzos both increase the activity of GABA. GABA relaxes the nervous system, an overabundance of it making you drunk/sleepy/uninhibited/etc. With tolerance to alcohol your brain "turns down" GABA receptors to try compensate for the shitload of GABA being fired at them, so they are less sensitive to GABA. When you stop drinking, suddenly your GABA levels drop to normal but the receptors are still turned down, meaning the "natural" level of GABA is not sufficient to maintain normal function. This means your nervous system is very excitable, leading to anxiety, shakes, sweats, and possibly seizures from excitotoxicity. It's basically like taking subutex when coming off heroin as far as I understand it. People have told me that benzos are very hard to get off though, like it might even be worse than booze to be addicted to. Not done them myself.
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Clara Berrywater - Thu, 30 Jul 2020 01:44:57 EST jzPnmQNQ No.284650 Reply
Today I ate a big cheeseburger after getting drunk the night before. Shortly afterwards, I was going back in to the office when out of nowhere I needed to shit so badly. I wasn't able to hold it and had to stumble in to the womens restroom on the ground floor to have a place to deal with it.

Easily the worst shitting my pants incident I have had. The inside of my pants was completely soaked with shit and so were my legs. I was able to lock the door on the bathroom so thankfully no one came in. I ended up washing the pants off as best I could in the sink, and wiped myself down with paper towels. So, I put the now soaking wet shit pants on, waddled to my car, went home and showered in my filthy apartment.

Think I'm going to take a week off as I think this week long bender caused the incident.
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Betsy Brodgetun - Thu, 30 Jul 2020 06:10:12 EST QCRAZz4s No.284653 Reply
>>284239
>Get stronger beer my dude. I drink a 6 pack of 8% and I have a decent buzz going.
This.
I agree with OP though regular beer doesn't do shit for me. If I want to get anything out of it I have to shotgun a few rapidly
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Betsy Brodgetun - Thu, 30 Jul 2020 06:16:14 EST QCRAZz4s No.284654 Reply
>>284344
I'm very well capable of putting away a handle of vodka every day but I've cut it back to a bottle or so.
I feel you though, like weed and crystal. My weed tolerance is laughable because I smoke a couple of hits and end up a paranoid mess. When I'm tweaking I can make 100mg last me two days. I hear about some of these dudes who blow through an 1/8th in a week
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Shit Nicklelock - Sun, 02 Aug 2020 11:14:33 EST ypzrlQF3 No.284666 Reply
Broke equipment of thousand dollars worth and pissed all over the place. Had this been the first time, I might be slighty shamed of myself.

But it's not fun.
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Reuben Darringford - Sun, 02 Aug 2020 20:27:29 EST enwGgO05 No.284668 Reply
>>284650
I've had this too, I'm pretty good at holding in shits thankfully as long as I can sit down and concentrate on it. It's definitely worse when you eat shitty fatty food. Eat some greasy shit and within minutes the pressure is building and you have to sit down and clench your asshole, keep clenching until you hear that stomach rumbling sound and the pressure eases (I'd like to know what's going on internally when this happens). For me it normally goes away after a bit of doing this, alternatively if you can go to toilet and explode a bunch of brown water into it.
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Reuben Darringford - Sun, 02 Aug 2020 20:33:48 EST enwGgO05 No.284669 Reply
>>284668
In fact I just remembered when I first started drinking, hungover at work the next day I would sometimes get unstoppable farts, like you feel like you have to fart and the pressure builds to the point when it's unbearably painful and you have to fire that shit out of your ass, don't get that anymore, thanks for listening, bye
nb double post
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Beatrice Pittdale - Sun, 02 Aug 2020 22:30:11 EST 4H/9l7bZ No.284670 Reply
>>284668

it's not your stomach rumbling it's your fucking large intestine gurgling as it tries to compress and hold back the bubbling mixture of gases liquids and solids churning within. i know the sound well.
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Betsy Henkinchore - Tue, 04 Aug 2020 12:39:02 EST 9pjar5k3 No.284674 Reply
>You use the same substance to get intoxicated, with which you clean surfaces and objects that were pissed on during intoxication
Good times.
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Simon Pappershit - Tue, 04 Aug 2020 16:27:58 EST Q1xhclIk No.284676 Reply
>fridge has a bunch of drinks or is mostly empty
>being glad about saving $1 for knockoff everclear
>more than a usual amount of trash and litter in your kitchen
>not being able to finish your drink and passing out mid day
>searching your internet and phone history to help remember
>seeing demons dancing and laughing at you trying to fall asleep

Taper off slowly and quit or at the very least excessively
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Oliver Greenhood - Thu, 20 Aug 2020 20:57:36 EST enwGgO05 No.284803 Reply
>>284802
Don't have it any more unfortunately, that was like 8 years ago. I mean I probably do have it somewhere but I spilt a drink on it at some point, bought another one and put it somewhere. Replacing those things gets expensive. I have a logitech mechanical atm.
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Martha Chundlehood - Fri, 21 Aug 2020 09:12:42 EST QCRAZz4s No.284806 Reply
>drink and then say stupid bullshit
>sober up and then regret said bullshit
>feel avoidant and socially awkward towards people you were drinking around
>drink more to eliminate that initial social awkwardness
An endless cycle for me
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Caroline Pickfield - Fri, 21 Aug 2020 15:37:10 EST glBRWdCP No.284811 Reply
>>284802
Unicomp 122 key'er reporting.

By the way, it's alcohol and piss proof, thanks to drainage channels, unlike those UltraClassics.
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Caroline Pickfield - Fri, 21 Aug 2020 15:40:07 EST glBRWdCP No.284812 Reply
>>284803
>>284811
Hah, should have read that post first. You should have gone for the original 102 or 122 case model. The drainage just works.

I cannot even begin to remember how many times I've spilled drinks on my 1985 IBM Model M (I've had it from early 90's) and still working fine.
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Isabella Tootfuck - Mon, 31 Aug 2020 17:59:59 EST KEbWLIrk No.284876 Reply
Just popping in to say i’ve been sober for 83 days. You guys can do it, try quitting again(or don’t and just ride out your life. I get some people want to be alcoholics, just don’t drink and drive.) these threads help me quit because of all the fucked up shit i can relate to
User is currently banned from all boards
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Hedda Semmerhood - Sun, 06 Sep 2020 12:08:23 EST /Q+/QZlU No.284902 Reply
Topic of today: piss.

Damn. If only I knew shame, but I don't.
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Hedda Semmerhood - Sun, 06 Sep 2020 12:11:38 EST /Q+/QZlU No.284903 Reply
>>284902
No material losses this time, so 'no biggie'.

But do I feel like a scum, which I am.
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Thomas Sopperfuck - Tue, 08 Sep 2020 16:22:52 EST Vl0aPjPk No.284916 Reply
> When your local convenience store that serves hardcore fuck ups turns you down for alcohol because you're that drunk, and you know all the staff. The shame the next day.
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Barnaby Drattingcocke - Tue, 08 Sep 2020 18:20:28 EST /Q6Bo0m4 No.284917 Reply
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>>284593
Great cat.
Sometimes I feel bad about my drinking habits but not as much after reading this thread.
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Phyllis Baddleson - Fri, 18 Sep 2020 20:00:36 EST ZEEGqmKX No.284960 Reply
>>284904
Only ONE meter next to the John.

And thus, there were no 'material losses', but usual drunken retardness.

Still - even though it wasn't the first time - made Me feel like a sack of shit, which I am.
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Fuck Bardcocke - Mon, 05 Oct 2020 15:41:07 EST zsXB95GO No.285025 Reply
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>cough
>shit

Every damn time.
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Nathaniel Brookham - Tue, 06 Oct 2020 01:01:38 EST ght2ZQWu No.285031 Reply
>>284344
I drink maybe half a bottle of scotch, 3/4ths a bottle in a sitting. Sometimes a whole one, sometimes a little more. I feel terribly unhappy lately, like I had been burning in hell.
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Nell Wellypodging - Wed, 07 Oct 2020 20:25:28 EST Yw1LK1WH No.285038 Reply
>>284635
nobody with am addictive personality disorder should try opis or BENZOS, those motherfuckers are delicious and make you a functional adult

see why you WILL have a co-adiction?

>also alcohol+benzos are a killer combo, literally
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Edward Brucklewudge - Fri, 09 Oct 2020 00:45:22 EST bgv9apyO No.285048 Reply
>when you start developing visible skin or hair issues as a result of chronic alcoholism

fuaaark you. I started drinking at 15, weekends with classmates getting loaded on 12pk of Sleemans and pints of vodka. Around 17 I noticed I was getting flushed in the face and shedding a lot, a lot, a lot of dandruff. Because I was a stupid little shit who only cared at the time for teenage pussy I brushed it off, but by the time the doctor had diagnosed me with seborrhoeic dermatitis, 20yo was the beginning of the end for my hair. Thank God I can grow a beard, as I shaved my noggin at 21 and only recently tried to regrow (alongside sobering up). For years I just marked it up to shitty genetic luck or stress or whatever, but now I'm convinced it was aggravated by alcohol abuse. Now I just use Head & Shoulders whenever I shower, but in my worst feats of alcoholism and pothead apathy, I would start to get scaly after a stretch of no showers.

Five days sober. Looking to make up for $2200 in alcohol purchases over the pandemic by staying on the wagon for at least a year. Five bottles of liquor sit in my kitchen, with the "intention" of "entertaining" people who will never come over. One day at a time.
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Shitting Bruvingwell - Wed, 14 Oct 2020 18:49:51 EST DwTf9pNu No.285068 Reply
>>284555
Just do it in a bottle and drink it whats the problem
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Fanny Sickleworth - Wed, 14 Oct 2020 22:31:43 EST 4H/9l7bZ No.285072 Reply
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>>284650

bruh im sorry, but i was just skimming through this thread, had to cover my face as i silently quaked with mirth for a good 20 seconds after reading this story. how's work/drink balance been in the following months?
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Cedric Publingshit - Thu, 15 Oct 2020 14:47:54 EST jzPnmQNQ No.285076 Reply
>>285072

I haven't had a drink since Monday so going pretty well for now! Glad I made you wretch
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Jenny Fundlenotch - Sun, 18 Oct 2020 06:33:28 EST 9PxdERJN No.285106 Reply
>beer to stop panic attacks,
>heart soreness when binging and withdrawling from cheap beer that feels like a an actual muscle got a work out from it
>good swill hunting (you know who you are)
>delivery drivers recognize your face and dont ID you (except instacart signs)
>getting to know store owners and getting wild recommendations for good deals (always double checking prices fuck those guys)
>getting called alcoholic in front of normal custies by the owner

oh and the old one when we were young
>family worried because you dont sip anything and it's been 6 beers and the football game isnt over and you are tired of peeing and not buzzed so you find the liquor for turkey day coming up ofc, at least thats gone now thanks to the roner
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Hamilton Crummerwig - Mon, 10 May 2021 17:13:10 EST 1o8eW9jh No.286283 Reply
>woke up this morning after a night of heavy drinking
>entire bar of chocolate on the floor melted into a pile of shit
>computer chair wheels ran through it all night and somehow i didnt notice i'd even dropped it
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Oliver Morringkit - Mon, 10 May 2021 18:40:48 EST CtFAkzBw No.286284 Reply
>Having to hide alcohol from your family outside the house or car because they search everything
>Benzos no longer have any effect
>Drinking 3 Steel Reserves and still being in withdrawal
>Can't use a spoon or fork because your hands are shaking too much
>Waking up and quickly downing 6 drinks before you start feeling your regrets again
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Edward Danningstick - Mon, 10 May 2021 22:14:39 EST 4H/9l7bZ No.286286 Reply
>>286284

i remember i used to hide 40s from my ex in a tree or bush outside and wait until she was asleep to guzzle it outside in the dark
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Cyril Claffingwell - Wed, 12 May 2021 10:20:45 EST H7+RYCUs No.286296 Reply
>>286286
I only drink 40s when my fiancé is out for several hours
last night I took a walk, got a small bottle of bourbon and mixed it with some iced tea.
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Hamilton Trotwater - Tue, 18 May 2021 03:04:39 EST FcKK1Z/f No.286330 Reply
>>284232

>Be me
>Be the poster who made threads about cock roaches getting his beer
>No longer have cockroaches after moving and doing the hard work of treating everything and getting rid of them
>Still afraid to let any beverage out of my sight for fear of getting a mouth full of cockroaches even though I don't have them any more
>Same with tea or anything, I won't let my cup go out of my hand even though I no longer live with the disgusting fiends
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Ebenezer Mebbleridge - Tue, 18 May 2021 10:23:25 EST zSF2cUPE No.286335 Reply
>>286330
Holy shit lmao I remember you, man. Glad to hear you’ve finally vanquished the devious roaches
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Cornelius Sizzledid - Tue, 18 May 2021 15:31:31 EST vOj0YMMd No.286336 Reply
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>>284483
reminds me of the time i had to take a real bad alkie shit and it was the middle of the night and the bathroom was on the first floor so i just took a sloppy dump on the ground and went back to bed. half the shit i do now isn't something i could even think of doing before i started drinking every day.
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Archie Buddlelock - Wed, 19 May 2021 02:45:16 EST CpsJBlpS No.286337 Reply
>>284344
I nailed 20 drinks nightly in the past, sometimes half a handle. Cut down to 10 drinks and kept to it for the last 6 months, and cut down to 5 drinks over the past two weeks. 20 drinks is only possible if you have nothing to do during the day. 10 drinks is possible with most schedules.
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William Turveyfuck - Wed, 19 May 2021 20:45:24 EST ScGfj+Py No.286340 Reply
why do i get fucking reflux (which is obviously caused by the alcohol) when I'm NOT drinking but as soon as I get a few drinks in I get over the hump and it goes away (until the next morning). Really weird, you'd think it would get worse the more you drink
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Thomas Gizzlelit - Wed, 26 May 2021 23:04:30 EST lqxKHqy9 No.286361 Reply
>when beer no longer has enough of an effect and just pisses you off
This is all alcohol for me. Regardless of how fast I drink.
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James Guzzlelure - Sun, 30 May 2021 17:18:24 EST vOj0YMMd No.286375 Reply
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just realized ive read this thread for the third time now
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Edward Passlefuck - Mon, 31 May 2021 09:51:21 EST 1o8eW9jh No.286377 Reply
>>286375
Yeah, the slow movement of this board adds a real sadness to it all now
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Simon Posslehet - Tue, 08 Jun 2021 21:01:15 EST UcekXJ4o No.286423 Reply
>can't get drunk on anything less than 40 proof spirits because simply don't have the stomach capacity to consume enough beer or cider or non fortified wine for it to do what you want it to do (transport you to oblivion)
>(if living with family) virtually every waking hour is spent calculating when to buy booze and when to drink it without getting found out or unable to perform at work
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Sophie Bozzlefore - Wed, 09 Jun 2021 12:20:03 EST zSF2cUPE No.286425 Reply
>>286423
>(if living with family) virtually every waking hour is spent calculating when to buy booze and when to drink it without getting found out or unable to perform at work

This is something I see near universally with alchies, and once I saw myself starting to fall into that pattern, I knew I had to draw back from the edge lest things come crumbling down
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Ebenezer Chuffingkidging - Tue, 15 Jun 2021 08:21:23 EST 1o8eW9jh No.286437 Reply
>>286423
>(if living with family) virtually every waking hour is spent calculating when to buy booze and when to drink it without getting found out or unable to perform at work
This was me for legit 2-3 years when I was in college but living at home. I'd spend the entire day on campus then get the bus home by around 7pm, stop off at the local and buy my drink for the night, leave it out cooling on my window ledge with the curtains pulled, drink it when everyone went to bed at 9-10pm and dispose of all the evidence by opening the trash and burying them at the bottle. I wasn't a hardcore drinker either but I realised I had issues when I was plotting and calculating ahead of time. I was just as addicted to the thrill of the subterfuge, if not more so than the actual act of drinking.
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Edwin Pabbleputch - Wed, 16 Jun 2021 20:33:53 EST G3IgoAGz No.286441 Reply
>>284232
>When the woman of your dreams and partner of 4 1/2 years tells you time and time again to control your drinking.
>But you don’t.
>Then she’s gone.
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Edwin Pabbleputch - Wed, 16 Jun 2021 20:41:37 EST G3IgoAGz No.286442 Reply
>>284344
Drinking daily from 19-28. Few short breaks of a month or so, maybe 3 in total. Drink 6-10 pints a night Monday-Friday. Weekends can be more or sometimes end up taking it easier at the weekend when I know I have time to sleep and relax a bit more. Laid off all other drugs for a few years until a recent breakup, now back to the coke and ket 3/4 nights a week vibe.
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George Gimmerdudging - Sat, 19 Jun 2021 13:06:57 EST iZKdbTMz No.286453 Reply
>>284239
>that feel when you black out drunk and some stupid shit you did the night before hits you after a few moments of being awake
I normally get a bad feeling. Like I have an impending doom that something is wrong, and something terrible is about to happen. Sometimes it will take me days to figure out what happened for me to be feeling that sort of anxiety. Then the even will magically pop into my head, and I remember just exactly WHY I feel like a piece of shit.
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Charlotte Fonkindock - Sat, 19 Jun 2021 18:11:15 EST S7kbpGB7 No.286454 Reply
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>>286453

that impending doom is certainly a special feeling
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Wesley Pockridge - Tue, 22 Jun 2021 15:54:23 EST CPqxb8Cj No.286464 Reply
I remember one time I went to go buy some coke zero for my whisky and I was too shaky and ended up dropping my change when I went to buy it. The cashier asked me if I was okay or if I needed some help. I should have heeded her warnings because I am a dumb alcoholic.
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Charles Himblestone - Wed, 23 Jun 2021 06:37:00 EST +eXE2ivf No.286470 Reply
I drink white wine because it doesn't stain my teeth. I buy it in a bag so there is no bottle to be found in the recycling. I walk around drunk all day and no-one seems to notice.
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Thomas Brookson - Fri, 25 Jun 2021 20:18:50 EST H7+RYCUs No.286476 Reply
>>286470
generally avoid wine except for (2) glasses at dinner or (1) franzia at a festival or as much as the small group you are with is comfortable with consuming that night.
beer at concerts, cocktails at jazz shows. whiskey by yourself when deserved.
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Hannah Worthinghood - Sat, 26 Jun 2021 11:58:57 EST DaF8lssa No.286478 Reply
>>286477
I think alot of people forget that mathematics is just a human construction, not some sort of universal code
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Nathaniel Pockville - Sat, 26 Jun 2021 22:40:03 EST ikBwyuvg No.286480 Reply
>>286478

But math is based on the patterns of the universe. It's an abstract interpretation of reality.
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Beatrice Nablingbidge - Sun, 27 Jun 2021 19:08:33 EST S7kbpGB7 No.286486 Reply
>>286484
>>286485

i care a little. im just confused why homie brought the philosophies of mathematics into an alcoholism thread. is there some esoteric connection i am missing?
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Jack Honnerchone - Mon, 28 Jun 2021 15:48:33 EST BELog+/f No.286487 Reply
Jesus what the fuck am I doing. It's been 6 years now. The drinking just makes me feel worse.. but I drink to MAKE it feel worse?

At least when I was on /stim/ I was getting shit done. At list on /dis/ I was having fun.

Now here I am and my relationships fall apart, my work is falling apart. I can't see a way out.

Why does this have to be the drug I have a weakness to? The one I can get so easily? The one that tastes incredible. Potentially the most damaging, not a single organ left untouched.

Fuck off.
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Beatrice Huffingsurk - Wed, 30 Jun 2021 23:40:35 EST jzaXlXE+ No.286488 Reply
>>286453
>>286454

You guys have no idea how long I've been looking for the words to describe the feeling.
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Caroline Sittingfedging - Fri, 02 Jul 2021 01:29:23 EST 564iAn5k No.286491 Reply
I'm an alcoholic, who is currently rather drunk. I hope you guys all find a way out. It's no longer fun
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Oliver Muggleput - Fri, 02 Jul 2021 10:09:18 EST EL7yeV2c No.286492 Reply
>It's no longer fun

It could be fun again. Alcohol is a waste though. Back when sharing a 12 pack or beer, Keg parties were generally cool,

So saying you are alcoholic. Be cool on yourself.

I knew how to get booze when I was like 16, from stores.

Never thought much about it.

Of course it's no longer fun. That is it's job.
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Hannah Munnerlock - Fri, 02 Jul 2021 10:20:44 EST zSF2cUPE No.286493 Reply
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>>286453
>>286454
>>286488

I can only describe it as a feeling of impending or acute dread, which for me is deeply tied to fear. Pic not really related but kinda
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Jarvis Nicklegold - Wed, 07 Jul 2021 17:50:11 EST vOj0YMMd No.286511 Reply
any other mother fuckers here have piss stained carpet from their drug of choice
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Phoebe Fonkinsit - Thu, 08 Jul 2021 02:09:40 EST PQPlnuCa No.286513 Reply
>when you’re on drink four and don’t feel shit

What a stupid fuvkin drug lol
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Edward Sapperbere - Thu, 08 Jul 2021 06:16:24 EST ADDmkkuP No.286514 Reply
>>28651
Good grief no. Piss in the toilet like a normal person. Just because your an alcoholic foesn't mean you're not a human being
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Ian Crobberridge - Thu, 08 Jul 2021 13:51:08 EST SgRRqKIa No.286516 Reply
>Just because
I have seen this before, people moving their way to the bathroom could be kinda hazardous. Or as well being in there would maybe not really work out well.

So dude pissed on our wall. When like a couple seconds would get a non-drunk person to the bathroom. So, really, his pissin on the wall nobody there freaked
on it. I mean he was not doing it intentionally.
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Ian Crobberridge - Thu, 08 Jul 2021 14:39:15 EST SgRRqKIa No.286517 Reply
Not necessarily alcoholic. Post
Call it drunk people tricks.-

So these kinda drunk Native Americans were kinda drinkin, there is this bridge over a river

I can assure this story sucks.

Dude in group Took a talented dive into a place where it's like 2 feet at best of water.

You could hear the impact.

Should I help, nobody else
was. I mean I like people.
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Henry Trotstone - Thu, 08 Jul 2021 18:52:07 EST wRIv2HJr No.286518 Reply
>>286517
>Native Americans
>kind drunk

As a fellow Native we're always drunk
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Archie Hengerman - Sat, 10 Jul 2021 05:01:14 EST fnXv04fw No.286525 Reply
>>286518
That is OK, I am mainly say German related, Soux related.

I love food, that is what really really matters.

No not at all. Always drunk. I have seen a lot of stuff.
When you understand it it is fun as fk. It doesn't mean
one is insensitive to others. In fact the opposite is true.
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Caroline Pockbury - Mon, 12 Jul 2021 06:11:20 EST OUGq5/Ju No.286531 Reply
an alcoholic thing is learning butt chugging is a scam

2 shots up ur butt feels like 3

not worth
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Betsy Genningdure - Tue, 13 Jul 2021 00:17:11 EST ub17EMqL No.286535 Reply
>>286375
At least the fifth for me, friend. Would that we could read it forever.
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Sophie Nattingwater - Tue, 20 Jul 2021 11:47:47 EST fLrPmRTI No.286566 Reply
The real advantage of not climbing the greasy pole is having a job you can do while drunk
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Sidney Chibberkit - Wed, 21 Jul 2021 16:54:41 EST 9a+6jmfW No.286571 Reply
>>286567
Based
keeping shit lit late is the way to keep dat buzz. i regret choosing to get high/drunk whenever to pass the time instead of waiting for it and getting that sweet release.
Regret is a bastard
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Polly Ceddlespear - Thu, 22 Jul 2021 06:03:44 EST Cx8CCLKC No.286572 Reply
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>when you plan on getting blasted but you don't even finish the second beer
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Shitting Clablinghall - Wed, 28 Jul 2021 11:35:16 EST zSF2cUPE No.286606 Reply
>>286567
I know some people who tout drinking only after 5 or 6 or what have you as a sort of silver bullet, but it does have some clear benefits. Day drinking can be fun as an occasional thing, but doing it with regularity fucks your ability to be at all productive
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Shit Clellerlet - Fri, 30 Jul 2021 00:10:01 EST S7kbpGB7 No.286609 Reply
>>286606

i think the joke was him opening with "its okay", since the forsaken among us know he is definitely not okay and that is just what he tells himself to justify it. at least that was my interpretation from the window of my own hell
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Walter Brasslepure - Fri, 30 Jul 2021 12:01:48 EST zSF2cUPE No.286612 Reply
>>286609
For sure, and that makes sense because the thread is about the cursed lives and justifications of alcoholics. My comment was just geared more towards those who are slipping in that direction, as containing your drinking to certain hours of the day can be one useful way to limit consumption (although not always--you may end up drinking the same amount just in a compressed time window). True alcos don't check the clock to see when they're "allowed" to start drinking; it's a constant process of drinking, planning to drink, and passing out, and those are just the more functional ones
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Isabella Fevingwot - Sun, 01 Aug 2021 09:19:07 EST a+7eU4+j No.286618 Reply
>>284555
The wheels are off if your peeing on your floor regularly. Pee in a bottle or trash can if you are going to be an animal.
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George Drecklestone - Tue, 10 Aug 2021 04:59:19 EST WmvqgA/w No.286624 Reply
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Sometimes this board is so damn depressing.

What the fuck happened?
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Edwin Hommerstone - Tue, 10 Aug 2021 17:46:53 EST Cklf5WNx No.286625 Reply
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>>284232
Lads, help. Oldfag to the chan, newfag to /hooch/ here, I have a shitty stressful job that's driven me to about 6-8 shots of bourbon a night depending on how bad the day was. I'm 31 and it hasn't been affecting my health until just lately I fucking sharted clear discharge with bits of blood in it.

Is this my wake up call? Any of you guys have this? I know I'd be retarded to ask for medical advice here but just want to know if this is related to my stupid daily decisions or if I'm dying for some other reason.

otherwise the drinking mixed with smoking dank has been a fun ride and I kind of don't want to stop unless I'm literally going to kick it in 3 more years of doing this
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Emma Sirringpidge - Tue, 10 Aug 2021 22:04:51 EST zSF2cUPE No.286626 Reply
>>286624
/hooch/ has always been a mix of mostly hardened alcos with smatterings of multi-drug users, weekend warriors, and under@gers. Those latter categories have largely dropped off though, perhaps related to how often this chan is down these days. more traffic and oldfags who would post here often (eg, huncher) also gave the board more community
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Esther Fonningtire - Wed, 11 Aug 2021 22:32:52 EST 7BwyEy8Q No.286628 Reply
>>286624
everyone who was 20 and posting silly shit on here a decade ago is now 30 and has real problems.

shots for real problems.
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Emma Sebbershit - Thu, 12 Aug 2021 02:55:46 EST vOj0YMMd No.286629 Reply
>>286625
depends on many factors. your genes, how fat you are, your age (31 is pretty old to start drinking like that)
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Oliver Sodgestock - Thu, 12 Aug 2021 15:52:01 EST Cklf5WNx No.286635 Reply
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>>286630
>>286629
Thanks for the response, man. Little overweight but not obese- 6'3", 220lbs. Diet is not the best, I do intermittent fasting and just have a nightly meal, little bit of everything but high on protein.

My thinking is that I usually start drinking before I eat and I get 3-4 shots of bourbon in before any food so I worry that I'm fucking making my internals bleed and that's what came out, but anyone else had this happen? Going to start doing NAC while it's still on market shelves to help my liver, lol.
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Betsy Funnerfield - Sat, 14 Aug 2021 21:09:08 EST 6YlUs6rz No.286643 Reply
>>286635
Becareful with nac. Itcan act as an oxidant within the liver and damage you more if you have in your system during or after drinking
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Nell Nupperwedge - Sun, 15 Aug 2021 11:30:30 EST QfXWlw1J No.286644 Reply
The endless fapping in withdrawal, I did like 9 yesterday and am already at 2 today
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Shit Blacklestock - Thu, 19 Aug 2021 19:46:39 EST Cklf5WNx No.286665 Reply
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>>286643
Really?

So what's the trick? To just take it when you're not drunk? It was my impression one of the first uses when it was discovered was for liver/NSAID toxicity.
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David Bisslebat - Fri, 20 Aug 2021 00:41:35 EST wSr8lv4W No.286666 Reply
>>286665
Take it half a day to a day before or after drinking. I cant remember exactly but its not goos to mic with alcohol because it incresses oxidative stress which booze is notorious for and lowers liverfunction. Nac is a very good supplement but i wont magically prevent booze/apap liver toxicty. You have to remember the mg per kg rule too.
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David Bisslebat - Fri, 20 Aug 2021 00:44:19 EST wSr8lv4W No.286667 Reply
>>286666
Also alphalipoic acid and milk thistle have minir heapaprotective properties too. I prefer ala
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Emma Fenderpet - Fri, 20 Aug 2021 16:42:21 EST byrseaU8 No.286677 Reply
>>286667
Milk Thistle as far as i know is the safest bet for an active alcoholic who wants to try and aid his liver in a way that won't kill them
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James Blickleford - Thu, 26 Aug 2021 20:32:40 EST vOj0YMMd No.286701 Reply
>>286628
and the fact that kids don't go to places like this anymore so only the surviving old guard are here
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Doris Dendersudge - Fri, 03 Sep 2021 00:28:23 EST vOj0YMMd No.286734 Reply
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>quit my job to try to manage my disastrous drinking
>manage to cut down to 6-7 beers a night for a couple weeks
>back to drinking 12 shots in a couple hours again
im probably going to be homelss in a month if i don't find another job
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Jenny Hommerforth - Fri, 03 Sep 2021 00:40:11 EST 38jwLFWl No.286735 Reply
>out of money so can't buy alcohol
>roommate says he's going to get some rum and cola
>offer to buy soda on food stamps in exchange for a glass of rum n coke
i want another one boys, it wasn't enough but i feel weird asking. was ~$0.25 short of buying a tall can and now regretting not asking one of my roommates for a quarter. i haven't gone a day without drinking in over two years.
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Nell Seblingpat - Fri, 03 Sep 2021 10:03:49 EST ttFSrDFa No.286736 Reply
>>286735
are you me? paying for a 4 pack of 211s with nickels n dimes I count out at home, as i know that shit costs precisely $3.08

shame they discontinued 211s and once the store's stock is gone its gone
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Edwin Ginderletch - Sun, 12 Sep 2021 20:39:24 EST fntoKFPU No.286761 Reply
>>284232
When you feel like 1000 Volts of electricity is coursing through your body when you haven't had a drink in over 5 hours.

Yeah, it sucks.
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Ernest Hovingburk - Mon, 13 Sep 2021 14:46:07 EST zSF2cUPE No.286766 Reply
>>286761
What's your daily routine like when you physiologically need to drink every five hours? I never reached that point, but I had a friend who was on a liter a day for like 6 months and it caused damn near everything in his life to atrophy besides drinking. Hollowed him out
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Phoebe Hacklehall - Tue, 14 Sep 2021 05:19:31 EST 38jwLFWl No.286773 Reply
>seeing doubles of every character on king of the hill but not feeling drunk
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Phoebe Hacklehall - Tue, 14 Sep 2021 07:34:49 EST 38jwLFWl No.286774 Reply
1.5 more hours until state legally allows stores to start selling alcohol. almost there...
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Martin Mucklenidge - Thu, 16 Sep 2021 18:59:30 EST vOj0YMMd No.286787 Reply
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6 shots in 20 minutes barely feel anything
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Albert Bigglecocke - Thu, 16 Sep 2021 23:43:43 EST aVG2H8G0 No.286789 Reply
>>286774
>When counting down the hours and minutes until you can buy alcohol again literally calms your nerves as if you've already taken a drink
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Cedric Turveyridge - Tue, 21 Sep 2021 01:47:47 EST 55HKpRH2 No.286798 Reply
>when you have to set rules for yourself (start at 8PM, only heavily watered liquor) to maintain safe drinking habits and control your ruthless beast
>when your DHM pill budget is almost 25% your alcohol budget
Do high-functioning alcoholics get a seat at the table too
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Nigel Hockleford - Sat, 25 Sep 2021 04:57:42 EST bigOHS2V No.286827 Reply
>>284232

Searching for comments on internet forums that make my daily drinking routine seem less severe to justify my inevitable alcohol order.
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Samuel Crurryforth - Sat, 25 Sep 2021 22:31:02 EST 03j21GrW No.286835 Reply
>>286827

That's healthy! A normal reaction though, for sure. Don't fret, just try to overcome, gnome Saiyan?
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Beatrice Pennerbanks - Sun, 26 Sep 2021 02:27:51 EST UkvGjzjD No.286838 Reply
>Just Alcoholic Things
So I work 3rd shift, and I work weekends in a 24/7 environment. The state I live in has a law where you can't buy alcohol before 10:00AM on Sundays. So in order to have a drink between shifts, I have to buy beer during my lunch break at 01:00AM.
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Martha Huttingkatch - Fri, 08 Oct 2021 08:56:37 EST 1o8eW9jh No.286876 Reply
>when you relapse after seven months and go on a weeks long bender, watching your life spiral out of control again and making no effort to put a stop to it
I spent last night walking the streets swigging a litre of black spiced rum. Don't know why I always come back to self sabotage.
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Hugh Trotfoot - Fri, 08 Oct 2021 10:39:04 EST f9a4Ey4O No.286877 Reply
>>286876
At least you don't do what I do when I relapse, I pick up homeless chicks and smoke crack.
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Isabella Fonderworth - Fri, 08 Oct 2021 11:33:07 EST TIX75RDd No.286878 Reply
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>when you hit 1 year of not drinking and feel genuinely good about yourself
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Alice Honeyfuck - Sat, 09 Oct 2021 05:35:29 EST MZK8GJrN No.286885 Reply
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>>284555
Dude, I woke up once to find the second drawer of my dresser damp and smelling of piss. The toilet was literally three feet behind it. I have no idea what the fuck was going on in my brain that three feet was too much effort.
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Ebenezer Bunridge - Sun, 31 Oct 2021 17:05:43 EST w14lSg4t No.286978 Reply
>When booze gives you the drive and confidence to actually go do your daily bs
>When you wake up
>When you get random pains throught the body
>When a 2 liter of beer just stops the anxiety
>When you need another one
>And another one to get where you want to be
>When you are piss drunk at 11am coming down out of a store when a taxi asks you to help push his 1960s soviet car
>When despite your combined retard strenght and homeless man pushing it as well strengh the car won't go so you leave
>When you are pissed you pushed his piece shit of a car for like 400m and just want to go home and continue boozing
>
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newfie wino - Mon, 01 Nov 2021 08:19:37 EST orSvZOS8 No.286993 Reply
Drinking in the morning is probably not good eh?
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Simon Duckworth - Tue, 02 Nov 2021 20:49:42 EST t+a/8sr2 No.287001 Reply
>>286993
of course it's not good, that is why it' would seem kinda fun. I have seen it before
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Phineas Crudgefack - Tue, 02 Nov 2021 21:47:11 EST qS3NTyfq No.287002 Reply
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>tolerance too high
>can’t get fully drunk
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Shitting Bunshit - Wed, 03 Nov 2021 00:54:40 EST QtLfO/Ln No.287004 Reply
>>287002
I don't fkn know. Assure you take diphenhydramine never more than 50 mgs. . The pic sucks. I would delete it.
kinda gross. Get basic syrup. I don't know what it's called. Get
codeine and promehazie if possible. Anyway the pic is called RAGE. It is gross.
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Shitting Bunshit - Wed, 03 Nov 2021 00:57:13 EST QtLfO/Ln No.287005 Reply
>>287002
I think it is called everclear 151 people understand what you are talking about.
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David Blannerfidge - Thu, 04 Nov 2021 17:18:08 EST fakb1SS/ No.287012 Reply
>>287005
Everclear is 190 proof. You're thinking of Bacardi 151, and that was discontinued 5 years ago (at least in the US and Canada) because people kept lighting themselves on fire.
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Martin Dullychick - Fri, 05 Nov 2021 11:47:00 EST zSF2cUPE No.287015 Reply
>>287012
Everclear is sold at 151 proof as well, I think in states where 190 proof is illegal. I remember when Bacardi 151 was still sold, though. Had a friend who would only drink that
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Hannah Dondlestone - Fri, 05 Nov 2021 17:52:08 EST fy8zFEvf No.287016 Reply
So eerie how much I relate to a lot of your posts, stay well brothers.

>When you wake up extremely nauseous, then feel fine after a couple shots

>Drinking beer instead of liquor to justify your drinking but it ends up the same

>The guilt of failing yourself and the ones your love but can't seem to get a grip

>Constant anxiety when sober
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James Brookfoot - Fri, 05 Nov 2021 20:08:47 EST 5X8Vo/w9 No.287017 Reply
>begging mom for just $4 more dollars for hours
>Panhandling 7/11 and you get arrested
>getting sweaty dudes for "public intox" after smashing your car up and jamming hundreds into their fist
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Archie Suddlewater - Sun, 07 Nov 2021 21:50:19 EST ikBwyuvg No.287024 Reply
>>287017
>>getting sweaty dudes for "public intox" after smashing your car up and jamming hundreds into their fist

Am I the only one having trouble understanding this besides they got charged with public intoxication after smashing their car up?
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Phyllis Claywill - Mon, 08 Nov 2021 20:49:29 EST V8rxjN9a No.287027 Reply
>>284239
i dont think so, because i have a pretty minimal alchy tolerance and 8-9%s i drink a six pack and start to approach passout blackout. i bet if somoene needed a 1.75L of liquor a day, these beers, theyd still need like 32, and then at that point, its cheaper and more comfortable to drink liquor.
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Priscilla Bopperbury - Tue, 09 Nov 2021 05:58:13 EST QtLfO/Ln No.287029 Reply
>>287027
Drinkin 1.7 of alc is not really possible. Guess it is kinda possible though.
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Ernest Facklesure - Tue, 09 Nov 2021 09:53:03 EST zSF2cUPE No.287031 Reply
>>287029
Maybe not within a constrained timeframe, but hardcore alcos can definitely drink that much over the course of a day or so. I mean there're people on here who regularly talk about drinking a liter or more a night
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Nigel Duggletet - Wed, 10 Nov 2021 04:48:25 EST QtLfO/Ln No.287033 Reply
Opinion 1.7 should last basically 3 days for a person. I mean I had alcohol at 16 years old easy enough. Not a good idea. Kinda funny, I stashed a liter of whiskey around midnight in some dense bushes at the house in the winter. Forgot where it was, next year I kinda remembered I stashed It guess in the summer next year or two when I was kinda bored, so reached in considering spiders and such and
there it was. So afternoon became kinda interestin. A liter of whiskey was kinda full so stashing it (hiding it) (finding it) worked out. Kinda dumb story but.

Kinda cool, rainer beer had has puzzles on the bottle caps. Pretty random. Back when a 12 pack would be nice with a few people on a summer night.
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Simon Diblingspear - Wed, 10 Nov 2021 20:03:23 EST V8rxjN9a No.287035 Reply
>>287033
dude a 1.7 over three days is super managable, i can hit that with not even drinking in the mornings and mid day (for work) and then just getting shitty after 5. if i were to spiral and loose my job i bet i could do 1.7 ever two days or every day, easy>>287033
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Fucking Subberbanks - Thu, 11 Nov 2021 02:44:06 EST QtLfO/Ln No.287036 Reply
>>287035
I guess. It is manageable. It is kinda strong though.
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Charlotte Greenwill - Thu, 11 Nov 2021 11:58:11 EST t6fKsWh1 No.287037 Reply
>>287036
tolerance grows to meet its demands, you aint seen how bad things can get, i assume
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James Cobbleson - Sun, 21 Nov 2021 08:59:56 EST 1o8eW9jh No.287061 Reply
>After a certain point in time your memory is just fractured, months, even years just blend into one another
The last four years of my life are unaccounted for. I have no idea what happened, and if I do, I don't know when it happened within those years. It's all been more or less the same day.
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Nicholas Billingspear - Tue, 23 Nov 2021 01:45:20 EST IVZTeJSb No.287068 Reply
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>>284650
I might not be in a good spot, but at least I'm not in this spot. GF broke up with me a month ago because of my alcoholism, I tried to make out with a girl from work today but I just ended up crying in her arms. . . feels shitty and like every night I'm getting drunk to forget about it.

Take a breath all my friends.
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Frederick Greenfuck - Tue, 30 Nov 2021 21:22:01 EST vOj0YMMd No.287089 Reply
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>barely drink for the past 3 days and didn't drink a drop today
>took a shit and it was solid
>wipe and there isn't any crap on the paper

literal mind blown rn
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Augustus Gunkinmeck - Wed, 01 Dec 2021 14:10:24 EST uRyMtSSw No.287091 Reply
>>287061
Almost exactly the same, only three and half years, which been very liquidy.

I have objective evidence that I've worked in two jobs during these 3,5 years and lost both of them and that I have cut my lip and broke my arm. But none of those thing register in my memory, just something that supposed to have happened.

Now that I have been sober for over a month, it feels like I'm actually alive and this time feels longer than the past three years. And I'm not liking any second of it.
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Samuel Nondlestone - Thu, 02 Dec 2021 20:13:27 EST ScGfj+Py No.287096 Reply
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Came clean to my mother this week. I mean she knew, but she didn't know the extent. It was kind of forced out of me because I went for a birthday dinner at her mother's house and had to run outside after eating and hold back the puke for 5 minutes. Gonna have to try to dry out when I can get some time off work and try tapering. It's not fair if I'm living here.

Scared of WD. I don't think it's gonna work because I don't want to quit, I am increasingly worried that I've fucked my liver beyond repair though. Now getting the nightly questions as to what time I got to bed and did I drink less. I was more or less honest.

Didn't tell her that I woke up with no underwear on only to find them and my jeans on the floor soaked with piss and piss on the floor at the entrance to my room (for some reason) and no recollection of anything. Stuffed them in a cupboard and am now going to wash them now that she's in bed. Fun times ahead.
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Martin Grimstone - Sat, 04 Dec 2021 01:39:49 EST IVZTeJSb No.287101 Reply
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>>287096

Fuck dude, I burned my finger the other night cooking while drunk. Showed my coworker and she had some lotion in her desk to put on the burn, held my hand out but my fingers kept shaking. . . I can't start drinking at work, but also I can't be shaking either.

I know I need to taper off instead of just quitting drinking, I've had so many start and stop drinking binges (lasting weeks / months) that I'm already in bad shape at 25.

God Speed, stay drunk friends.
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Matilda Pittwell - Sat, 04 Dec 2021 03:26:57 EST vOj0YMMd No.287102 Reply
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>>287093
i might drink again my asshole just isn't used it it's becoming painful
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Augustus Pockstock - Sat, 04 Dec 2021 18:41:29 EST y01Iur80 No.287103 Reply
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>when you stop drinking for a few days and the restless, sleepless nights kick in, leaving you alone and left to wrestle with your own agonizing thoughts for hours until sheer exhaustion takes you
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Beatrice Sommleridge - Sun, 05 Dec 2021 13:09:38 EST BtlGE8n9 No.287107 Reply
>>287091
And it went to shitter!

Not two days after writing this, it became a booze time. Well, it's only one night, but still I feel like complete and useless shit. You really can't even think about the damned thing.
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Phyllis Crezzlelotch - Mon, 06 Dec 2021 08:35:36 EST vOj0YMMd No.287113 Reply
>>287107
how was your tolerance? did it go down so you could get ripped on a 6 pack again? been wanting to do a tolerance break but I really don't want to go over a month without drinking if It isn't worth it.
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Ghengis Dong - Mon, 06 Dec 2021 22:39:53 EST v2c67RFj No.287115 Reply
>>284232
>>287113
Drank a six-pack of Snake-Dog (7.1%ABV) last night then for no reason whatsoever started drinking mezcal around 11pm. No idea when I passed out. I was up until at least 3am, and drank at least 375ml. Woke up in bed at the same time I was supposed to be at work and rolled in about 55 minutes late. I felt completely fucked up, almost like I was still drunk.

Accomplished almost zero work. I just sat there for 8.5 hours feeling ashamed, terrified, and depressed. I am terrified my boss is on to me.
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Phoebe Gissledog - Wed, 08 Dec 2021 19:04:19 EST 1o8eW9jh No.287120 Reply
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>Swigging a fifth of whisky last night
>fucking drop it and it bounces off the carpet
>i'm on my hands and knees for 15 minutes sucking it out of the carpet
how the fuck did it get to this?
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David Gullerkadge - Wed, 08 Dec 2021 22:43:23 EST S7kbpGB7 No.287121 Reply
>>287120

damn for real? that makes me think of sucking weed particles out the carpet with a sock over a vacuum hose
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John Cemmerspear - Thu, 09 Dec 2021 19:09:12 EST zSF2cUPE No.287124 Reply
>>287120
Reminds me of Ray from Trailer Park Boys when he spilled some whiskey on his shirt and was sucking it out of the fabric lol
Except yours is much more grim :/
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Falile Weenus - Fri, 10 Dec 2021 19:16:39 EST PCCuxX/y No.287129 Reply
>>287120
Shit fuck bro.
Lol not off a carpet but i been there bro, it's a sign from the gods that you need a break.. I felt so dirty licking spilt mixture
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Barnaby Pirrystone - Thu, 16 Dec 2021 15:30:57 EST vOj0YMMd No.287151 Reply
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took a shit on the floor because i was too drunk/tired/hungover to walk downstairs
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Dopafiend - Thu, 16 Dec 2021 20:22:05 EST /EO3dnGi No.287152 Reply
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>>284232
I knew I was fucked after my first grand mal seizure. I had it in a liquor store no less. Now I have medical debt.
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Reuben Pittson - Fri, 17 Dec 2021 20:56:24 EST FY47JqtV No.287158 Reply
>>287121
Lmao I would search the dirty basement floor with a magnifying glass so I could scrap a needle joint when I ran out
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Martha Murddock - Sun, 02 Jan 2022 02:35:42 EST vOj0YMMd No.287201 Reply
pretty sure i gave myself alcohol poisoning 2 days ago and now im gonna drink again
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Esther Suffingman - Wed, 12 Jan 2022 14:44:51 EST KxVk3ApW No.287230 Reply
>When you buy just a couple of beers because you decided you won't drink more that evening but when you open your last one you go out and buy more. Preferrably also harder liquor.
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Basil Dicklemut - Wed, 12 Jan 2022 22:50:49 EST Ho+pQReA No.287231 Reply
>>287230
and you crack one in the car on the way home hahaha. ha
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Cornelius Dedgelig - Mon, 17 Jan 2022 20:04:03 EST ScGfj+Py No.287241 Reply
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Welp, 3 weeks of sobriety down the drain. Couldn't take the cravings anymore, at work and all I can think about is I want a fucking drink. When you're in that state it just seems like booze is EVERYWHERE, everyone is talking about it, drinks after work, wine in the fridge etc. I go to the bathroom and put my coat on going to "move my car" knowing what's about to happen, I look at myself in the mirror then look down at the dispenser above the sink labelled "ALCOHOL".

All the "Oh fuck I'm dying" random pains are gone after 3 weeks so of course immediately I go from terrified to drink to thinking it's fine. Tried to buy only what I thought I would drink tonight so I don't end up with excess tomorrow.

As a result I have a bottle of 500ml rum which is cloyingly sweet. Hangover (or WD, who knows) should be fun.
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George Blussletad - Wed, 19 Jan 2022 20:03:07 EST ScGfj+Py No.287250 Reply
>>287245
Thanks for the positive words. Felt pretty good until I felt good enough to where I felt fine to drink. I guess that's what the call the pink cloud or whatever. Not waking up feeling like my brain was melting every day was nice for a while.

I was under the impression that tolerance takes a long time (months) to drop...but at some point after my post about buying that rum I completely blacked out and woke up looking at beans and rice puke in my vision. I haven't puked from booze for YEARS. Not sure what happened. Apparently puked in my bed, far enough over so it looks like I tried to go over the side, (cabin bed) it's in the bars of the bed and on the chair and floor underneath. Kinda scary really. Spent a few hours hungover cleaning shit. I still live at home and am trying to be honest so admitted what had happened (it was going to be obvious anyway from the fucking smell). Was greeted with "you're fuckin' pathetic" for my honesty (admittedly followed by helping me clean). Gin bottle hidden in the pillow case again it is. Didn't drink the night after the sleep puking. I guess that's an excuse. Gonna try to go easy tonight and see what happens. Sigh
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Alice Chisslechin - Wed, 19 Jan 2022 21:09:56 EST S7kbpGB7 No.287251 Reply
>>287250

isnt there something called kindling? where like when long term users take breaks then resume drinking it's worse than before? or something
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George Blussletad - Thu, 20 Jan 2022 09:49:30 EST ScGfj+Py No.287254 Reply
>>287251
As far as I understand it kindling means the withdrawal is worse every time you withdraw. Not to do with tolerance AFAIK. Anyway I think maybe I puked because I was drinking sweet sugary rum. Drank gin and only pissed on the floor last night. And because no one knows I don't feel overwhelming shame self pity and regret. I think I'm happier this way, for whatever reason...just a shame it's not sustainable on the body
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Doris Pirrystock - Sun, 20 Mar 2022 13:47:37 EST IVZTeJSb No.287378 Reply
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>>287101

Reading through the thread and thinking, hey this sounds like something I did. Then I remember that I that I posted this. . .

Also my most degenerate moments involve pissing in empty bottles and then mistakenly taking a swig out of them in the morning, and realizing my piss tastes like alcohol
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Frederick Cheffingtudge - Sun, 20 Mar 2022 15:51:21 EST vOj0YMMd No.287379 Reply
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>>287378
I've pissed in my water cups before and then passed out and waking up later super thirsty and drinking from my pissed in water cups
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Archie Mankinhall - Sun, 20 Mar 2022 19:36:17 EST 0RGmlFcH No.287380 Reply
For me it was when I started having incredibly vivid dreams of getting into intense arguments with friends and family members while wasted then waking up not sure if that really happened or was a nightmare.
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Sophie Duffinglock - Sun, 20 Mar 2022 21:46:55 EST IQRs7DR3 No.287381 Reply
>>287380
fuck me. had vivid dreams of groping the ass of a girl i met at a party while barely this side of black out. woke up and thought the dreams were real. she texted me the next day, i guess we exchanged numbers, don't remember. invited me back to hang. naturally i reach out for an ass touch, she likes that i guess? nah, but she let me do it like three times before saying "i don't know why you keep touching my ass, do you think i invited you here to hook up?"
well, kinda. im retarded. of course it was a dream. we kept hanging out but then she never answered her phone again.
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Reuben Puffingson - Sun, 27 Mar 2022 23:19:54 EST EWQQrXZn No.287388 Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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Oliver Blackridge - Sat, 02 Apr 2022 17:11:57 EST d6VlqkuP No.287409 Reply
>>284239
>that feel when you black out drunk and some stupid shit you did the night before hits you after a few moments of being awake
this is pussy shit, im thinking shit i did years ago, like pissing off every leftist i could find on my drinking trips to bar, including my "friends"
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Oliver Blackridge - Sat, 02 Apr 2022 17:14:59 EST d6VlqkuP No.287410 Reply
>>284240
>when you just think its hangover or depression talking when you get sad
>if i stay sad for over 6-10 hours i usually go to get alcohol or get it next day
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Oliver Blackridge - Sat, 02 Apr 2022 17:19:11 EST d6VlqkuP No.287411 Reply
>>284456
>>284457
These things affect it mostly:
>alcohol makes you liver work for it so it will not seperate impurities from food when you drunk or hangover
>impurities come from fast food, sugar, chicken skin, fish skin, soda etc
>the more you drink and eat shit the shittier you get and quicker
And this is what kills the daily drinker who thinks he got it covered and only drinks little amounts but daily, its better to punish yourself on weekends and be sober week days cos your liver has time to recover than drink 3 beers everyday cos then a night of proper drinking destroys your completely.
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Oliver Blackridge - Sat, 02 Apr 2022 17:33:45 EST d6VlqkuP No.287413 Reply
>>284459
just walk to near shop or around the block daily, that is enough cardio to keep liver working better
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Oliver Blackridge - Sat, 02 Apr 2022 17:35:11 EST d6VlqkuP No.287414 Reply
>>284507
>tfw you bang the bottle bag loudly on back porch cos you hate your neighbours
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Oliver Blackridge - Sat, 02 Apr 2022 17:37:13 EST d6VlqkuP No.287416 Reply
>>284555
just start peeing everytime you about to pass out
im such a bad sleeper that i could be almost falling asleep and then spring up cos i forgot to pee and be complitely awaken after 2 steps
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Oliver Blackridge - Sat, 02 Apr 2022 17:44:52 EST d6VlqkuP No.287418 Reply
>>286340
alcohol just numbs the nerves and next day you got feeling back

>tfw being so drunk and high from weed that i used staple gun to my leg and i didnt feel a thing
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Nathaniel Forryway - Sat, 02 Apr 2022 18:00:21 EST zSF2cUPE No.287420 Reply
>>287417
Clandestine drinking is alcoholism 101 for a lot of people, especially those who are on the (somewhat) more functional side of it. So while your advice to quit isn't wrong, it's neglecting the underlying issues of why someone would neck 40s alone in the woods to begin with
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Ebenezer Monningdod - Tue, 05 Apr 2022 19:44:58 EST MIR3X3gl No.287423 Reply
Anyone else experience this?

>You have your first shot of liquor in a while
>You're hit with an overwhelming lucidity
>You realise you could easily drink yourself to death
>Feel happy about the fact this is a possibility
>Feel sad that the first thing you think of when drunk is suicide
>Spend the rest of the night trying to figure out if you hate drinking or just hate yourself
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Fucking Dronningspear - Fri, 22 Apr 2022 06:01:46 EST d6VlqkuP No.287459 Reply
>when beer no longer has enough of an effect and just pisses you off
same goes for other alcohol cos i puke so easily, i can take like 2-3 shots quick and then have to recover for 2 hours or something cos i have done 2 shots, waited an hour and puked
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Fucking Dronningspear - Fri, 22 Apr 2022 06:03:28 EST d6VlqkuP No.287460 Reply
>stop smoking cigarettes cos they almost make me puke
>feel so good after that this drinking doesnt make me feel bad
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Ian Gullylat - Fri, 22 Apr 2022 21:09:30 EST aB3sFfEy No.287461 Reply
>>287460
Lol, dude, smoking while drinking is literally the best thing, yet, I have no desire to smoke outside of this relationship what so ever.
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Basil Dinningfidge - Sat, 23 Apr 2022 16:51:09 EST ZnXwNoY9 No.287466 Reply
Non alchy here, how do you guys do this? I'm two beers in and my stomach is completely full. I have a nice buzz that I would like to prolong but my stomach is just totally bloated.
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Sophie Blathershit - Tue, 26 Apr 2022 05:07:38 EST ZJR5aQ7+ No.287468 Reply
>>287466
Try hating youraelf more and also having nothing else to do. Depression or apathy will overtake your feeble mortal convinctions and "physical" limitatons
Tl dr dont be a fucking bitch
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Cedric Snodstone - Wed, 27 Apr 2022 08:44:18 EST 25zt6ylP No.287470 Reply
>>287467
this post made me realize something: I cannot burp. Never have in my life. I might have some deficiency in my stomach or esophagus or something.

>>287468
I get the urge to drink but why pick beer over liquor? Beer bloats you and takes longer to get there. Liquor is quick and simple, just a few shots and youre good.
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Archie Wandlelone - Sat, 30 Apr 2022 08:06:36 EST 9uZM1FZT No.287473 Reply
>>287470
Its about coming to a stop. After a few beers or a few shots you feel drunk. But what happens next? Well then you have a few more. And then what? With beer you stop. You rest. With liquor you mix another cocktail. And then what?
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Sidney Suttinggold - Sat, 07 May 2022 10:18:10 EST MIR3X3gl No.287500 Reply
I managed to reach a new low yesterday.

I woke up after a night out and found a miniature bottle of vodka (the tiny 5 cl / 1.7 oz ones) on the floor covered in piss and a huge puddle of piss surrounding it.

I guess I must have really needed to piss and thought it was a big bottle. Place smells like shit. Well, piss, actually.
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Augustus Sandledin - Mon, 09 May 2022 03:40:36 EST ueqIfgzv No.287502 Reply
>>286572
>plan on drinking the whole bottle of wine
>instead use 3/4 of it to make beef bourguignon
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Oliver Sengerlidge - Tue, 10 May 2022 03:03:33 EST 0NTdk+mO No.287505 Reply
Living the same fucking morning despair over and over again. Why do I keep doing this to myself? I finished work early on Thursday afternoon and I've been drinking and smoking since. Blink and now I'm back and starting work in an hour. At least I'm working from home but fucking hell, the palpable anxiety is turning me inside out and will do for another two hours at least. It was Thursday yesterday, I swear. It can't be Tuesday again.
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Hannah Gipperford - Tue, 10 May 2022 05:21:13 EST 7I/HOB0J No.287508 Reply
>>284232
That's cute lol.

>>when beer no longer has enough of an effect and just pisses you off
Beer actually hits me harder. I used to drink vodka, but I stopped feeling drunk. Give me a few beers or glasses of wine and I'll get buzzed quick. I think it's a taste thing.

Is? I've never met a cashier who cards me after the 3rd time unless the system requires them to scan the barcode. Get worried when another cashier tells newbies "Dont bother carding him"
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Martha Duckridge - Sat, 14 May 2022 17:33:50 EST ikBwyuvg No.287515 Reply
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>>287508

Wine always seems to get me gonzo. Every once in a while I can drink a whole standard-size bottle and be fine, but I usually end up having a bad time when I drink it. I love the taste, though. Mostly a Cabernet kind of guy.
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Ernest Dummlemutch - Tue, 24 May 2022 07:22:06 EST ESvEBG9e No.287534 Reply
The overwhelming feeling of guilt and shame of having woken up with browned out whites makes me want to get another beer and cig, even tho i hate it.
The evidence is still lying beneith my feet, i wait for a good chance to remove it so my parents dont find out, i just hope i dont step in it and smear shit all over the room.
The bad feeling strengthens the fucked up gut problems, i hope i dont need another pair.

Also the thought of getting piss drunk just so i can pass this shitty day is tempting.
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Ernest Dummlemutch - Tue, 24 May 2022 07:23:16 EST ESvEBG9e No.287535 Reply
The overwhelming feeling of guilt and shame of having woken up with browned out whites makes me want to get another beer and cig, even tho i hate it.
The evidence is still lying beneith my feet, i wait for a good chance to remove it so my parents dont find out, i just hope i dont step in it and smear shit all over the room.
The bad feeling strengthens the fucked up gut problems, i hope i dont need another pair.

Also the thought of getting piss drunk just so i can pass this shitty day is tempting.>>284232

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