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Just Alcoholic Things~ #2

- Fri, 08 May 2020 05:04:36 EST 4H/9l7bZ No.284232
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post shit only truly forsaken alcoholics would understand

>when you start developing visible skin or hair issues as a result of chronic alcoholism

>when you have a "tapering plan" that never seems to last longer than 2 days

>when beer no longer has enough of an effect and just pisses you off

>when stores that are explicitly required in their policy on visible signage to always check ID's of customers just stop checking yours because you go so often
Thomas Gurryford - Fri, 08 May 2020 15:44:12 EST s9gzJzbW No.284238 Reply
M8, the last one just means that they know you. I don't get carded at a local shop because they've already carded me dozens of times before.
Isabella Garryway - Fri, 08 May 2020 16:45:22 EST tqly8fcm No.284239 Reply
>when beer no longer has enough of an effect and just pisses you off
Get stronger beer my dude. I drink a 6 pack of 8% and I have a decent buzz going.

>when your family constantly voices concern over how much you drink
>when you hit the point of being able to drink a handle in a day
>that feel when you black out drunk and some stupid shit you did the night before hits you after a few moments of being awake
>being able to chug hard alcohol while others gag on it
Nicholas Sissleshaw - Fri, 08 May 2020 17:11:07 EST +IRipY6B No.284240 Reply
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>When for at least 2 hours after waking up feel a horrible sense of dread, depression and restlessness and feeling what a piece of shit moron you are for doing what you are doing and thinking this must be withdrawal and your life is fucked then by dinner time feel fine and immediately think oh well it was just a hangover let's have a drink, [scene missing], repeat cycle
Alice Smallstock - Fri, 08 May 2020 17:18:24 EST pf3Iupuk No.284241 Reply
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>When you get denied service because you're all wobbly n shit
>Paying for 40's in dimes and nickles because you drank away all your cash
>Chugging beers while running errands
>Getting your 3rd DUI
Isabella Garryway - Fri, 08 May 2020 18:14:44 EST tqly8fcm No.284242 Reply
How does one even get three DUIs?
I thought they install a breathalyzer in your car and your insurance rates skyrocket. Won't they also throw you in jail after your second or third offence?
I've never had one out of pure luck so I stopped doing it altogether. I'd be terrified of getting a DUI
Polly Dongerforth - Fri, 08 May 2020 18:38:51 EST Ktx5U+KL No.284244 Reply
My dad has at least 3 DUIs. Second and third times he had to spend jail time, but it was only a month for each. After the third time he had to have a breathalyzer installed in his vehicle and wear one of those ankle things. He legally isn't supposed to drive for 10 years and he'll be in his 70's by then lol. At least he finally stopped drinking though after a lifetime of alcoholism.
Alice Smallstock - Fri, 08 May 2020 19:53:02 EST pf3Iupuk No.284248 Reply

>Chugging beers while running errands

Because I'm an irresponsible asshole with no respect for the law. One of them was 10 year ago. The most recent one was a felony, I'm actually facing some time.
Sidney Hattingmare - Sun, 10 May 2020 17:49:50 EST 77HQBWfJ No.284265 Reply
The past few months, I've been drinking less than I have in a looong fucking time. After the initial (mild) withdrawals, something kinda funny I noticed is that I was waking up in the morning, absolutely parched.

Turns out when you're not drinking between 2-4 liters of beer every day, you need to remind yourself to stay hydrated. Or else you'll wake up in the middle of the night, feeling like you've been passed out in the middle of a desert for days. Booze was keeping me hydrated. Even when I was drinking hard liquor, I stayed in the habit of staying hydrated with other drinks. But if I'm not boozing? It's genuinely hard to remember to drink.

I've also realized booze has probably caused long-term issues with impulse control, and memory.
Ian Brookham - Sun, 10 May 2020 19:00:52 EST J/uvSOJL No.284267 Reply
ngl, I probably drink/drank more than you but I don't do so, so recklessly. No matter how drunk I would never attempt to operate a vehicle. I've told my friends too, if you can't drink and ride a bike (which to me is more difficult than driving) then you can't drink and drive.

I also get this feeling of being short of breath and like there's spit in the back of my throat I keep trying to swallow but I'm pretty sure isn't there. So when people talk to me in the transition between the shitty phase into the fine phase I'm out of breath, swallowing spit a whole lot, and have some confusion so the things I say come out odd. I dislike a lot of my coworkers and their bs though, so I don't even feel bad about it.

Yeah I drink a lot of water when I drink now. Especially if I wake up a couple hours before I go to work to piss I'll drink water. Some water here and there while drinking, before bed, if I get up, when I get up, and before I leave. It doesn't cure it but it certainly makes it more tolerable. I started drinking less after trying kratom. I even smoke less now but I don't take kratom regularly and it's not really that great a high. More like a body high for me
Priscilla Blishpidge - Sun, 10 May 2020 20:09:26 EST pf3Iupuk No.284268 Reply

I've never gotten a DUI and been fucking wasted. That's retarded. One time I blew .08 another time I blew .11 neither time would I consider myself even close to being drunk. Another time I was fucked up on xanax and I thoroughly deserved that DUI.
Shitting Crundlepotch - Mon, 11 May 2020 21:23:13 EST +IRipY6B No.284277 Reply
>I also get this feeling of being short of breath and like there's spit in the back of my throat I keep trying to swallow but I'm pretty sure isn't there
284240 here, my nigga, exactly the same shit.

It started with feeling a bit breathless after eating heavy meals, probably happened 2 or 3 times then I had a panic attack (exacerbated by being a in theater with tons of people and noise) like 6 weeks ago, at least that's what I'm assuming it was, thought I was about to have a seizure. It's weird because I don't feel like I'm hyperventilating but just feels like you're not getting enough oxygen, you know? Dr. gave me propranolol but haven't taken any yet (always been resistant to taking pills, I guess because of my upbringing). Now, sometimes in the morning I feel breathless and shitty for a few hours, I read that low blood sugar makes w/d worse so I've been trying to drink sugary shit right away but I'm also not sure if having TOO much sugar will cause an insulin dump and therefore a low glucose again, making things even worse.

As for the fuckin glue throat, I feel you on that shit, I am gagging on it most mornings. I feel like the spit IS there because when I try to bring it up there's white, foamy, gluey spit. I've been getting it for months. I diagnosed myself with silent reflux and taking OTC PPI (nexium) seemed to help. It's the worst when I don't sleep enough to kill off the hangover, also because when I'm in that state the gagging sets off the puke reaction much more easily. Spoke to Dr, he gave me omeprazole (obviously didn't tell him about my drinking). Basically, get on a PPI if you aren't already, it hasn't cured my fucking throat glue but it has improved it. I used to also get sore throat ,tickly throat and heartburn which have gone away. I don't know if yours is as bad (yet) but I wake up and basically on an off gag and spit white foamy spit for probably an hour or two. Anyway I think if your stomach is basically hand sanitizer most of the time you should be on a PPI anyway to protect it.
Caroline Pellywure - Wed, 13 May 2020 15:20:00 EST 4H/9l7bZ No.284289 Reply

if you are going to be a long term alcoholic you need to have a diet that can support it. think of it like an elite sport you compete in. you gotta eat your fruits and veggies so you can handle getting wasted
Molly Fuckingshaw - Wed, 20 May 2020 12:58:22 EST FdbtFIp1 No.284318 Reply
>when stores that are explicitly required in their policy on visible signage to always check ID's of customers just stop checking yours because you go so often
Half the time that’s lazy ass underpaid cashiers or business owners that dgaf and need the business
t. Bought countless bottles while very smalld
Hugh Hummlewater - Wed, 27 May 2020 04:15:39 EST MonkToHD No.284344 Reply
Could you all share how much you drink a day if you don't mind? I've always been sort of a pussy when it comes to drugs thinking I'm going wild doing too much but then the amount I hear other people do ends up surprising me. For example I drink maybe 8 or so beers a day and I think that's a lot, but curious what others drink.
Jack Sarryspear - Wed, 27 May 2020 12:41:04 EST q5ea8ZzF No.284347 Reply
>when you start developing visible skin or hair issues as a result of chronic alcoholism

don't talk about that please, i'm FUCKING GOING BALD from my alcoholism and it feels horrible.
Eliza Billingworth - Wed, 27 May 2020 19:33:07 EST 4H/9l7bZ No.284351 Reply

on average, 10 shots of tequila a night. i've reeled it back a bit, was closer to 16-18 for a while
Esther Clendersuck - Fri, 29 May 2020 05:32:49 EST oPLPLC+C No.284357 Reply
8 beers is alright, you won't be sober, but you also won't be wasted.
Ernest Gooddale - Tue, 23 Jun 2020 12:18:52 EST xqIrSDql No.284450 Reply

I'm 21 and drink somewhere around 8 standard drinks a day. I started drinking daily shortly after turning 19 and going to college, and crept up from about 4 a night to 12 or so at my worst. Got a DUI and slowed down to about 4 again, and have gradually doubled that in the past 6 months or so thanks to covid.
Jenny Brooklock - Wed, 24 Jun 2020 13:02:37 EST ojqnr16c No.284456 Reply
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>when you start developing visible skin or hair issues as a result of chronic alcoholism
I'm definitely losing hair and my arms and shoulders are covered in acne. That wasn't a case a year ago.
Dromiculous - Wed, 24 Jun 2020 15:36:32 EST orpWkLQG No.284457 Reply
These are more symptoms of chronic sedentary lifestyle in my opinion, I see these same symptoms if i spend weeks mostly indoors on computer.

Getting some sunlight on your shoulders will help any acne
Shitting Gonkinbidging - Wed, 24 Jun 2020 20:04:31 EST enwGgO05 No.284459 Reply
>when you start developing visible skin or hair issues as a result of chronic alcoholism
>These are more symptoms of chronic sedentary lifestyle in my opinion
I've got quite a lot of blue veins on the back of my legs around the back of the knee, some of it almost looks like bruising but it isn't because it's been there for ages, dunno if this is booze or just being unhealthy (I don't exercise) but I try to eat half decently and take vitamins so fuck knows
George Dublingfield - Mon, 29 Jun 2020 09:23:09 EST fih5ZqgY No.284474 Reply
I've been drinking a lot less, sometimes going days without booze. I've realized that a lot of the time, when I "want a beer," I'm actually just thirsty. But usually when
I'm thirsty, and at home, that means grabbing a beer or wine or whatever I've got.

And holy shit I'm drinking a lot of cans of seltzer now. It stupid how much seltzer I drink now. Like, it's a fuckin problem
Lydia Bopperforth - Mon, 29 Jun 2020 14:55:38 EST OQFev9Ym No.284475 Reply
Those are called varicose veins and it means you are not healthy lol
Nell Civingdirk - Mon, 29 Jun 2020 19:30:24 EST enwGgO05 No.284477 Reply
yeah I was thinking that's what it was, they're not raised or anything just blue under the skin. Not sure what's caused it, should probably exercise, I am on my feet all day walking around at work and I'm not overweight but I never do any cardio. Dunno if booze causes varicose veins, never heard of it before. I guess it must be because I don't think it's normal for a 29 year old that's not like morbidly obese or something to have varicose veins. Then again I automatically think every little thing is caused by booze.
Fuck Meggleshit - Tue, 30 Jun 2020 12:39:21 EST xsYfJtO0 No.284483 Reply
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drinking tequila I had the rational thought that I could pee on my bed sheets and blanket on my bed and wash them later. I now have a permanint piss stain on it alo9ng with various dog pisses/shit/spunk. Not too terrible but The soaked sheets dripped everywhee. Suprised I even have the bed still
Jenny Smallfuck - Fri, 03 Jul 2020 02:56:21 EST siqVUEQ+ No.284507 Reply
>when you cycle thrue local stores from day to day to not look like a complete alcoholic
>When you know how to perfectly fold bottles and cans aswell as how to properly put in bottles to not make alot if noise and haul as much used shit as u can when taking out the trash
Edward Grimspear - Sun, 05 Jul 2020 03:54:14 EST 8EYMIkRi No.284512 Reply
anyone ever resorted to just burying a whole pile of old wine bottles? granted it wasn't like they all got drank in a row or anything, but like damned if anyone i know notices me putting that many wine bottles in the bin within a week.
Alice Blatherfuck - Sun, 05 Jul 2020 04:16:27 EST cFHIM/h+ No.284513 Reply
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Why do I relate to so much shit in these threads? HEY FUCK YOU I DONT HAVE A PROBLEM YOU HAVE A PROBLEM

for real though i think i got a problem boys
Sidney Funderdock - Sun, 05 Jul 2020 11:35:38 EST uOimNJzx No.284514 Reply
Welcome to the club buddy, now ill wander off to get some cheap beer bc i saw a notification xd
McFelon - Sun, 05 Jul 2020 12:26:39 EST g9x5p9pv No.284515 Reply
Carbohyrdrates? More like six shots in the morning with my coffee, stomache ulcers and explosive diarhea for a week straight, half a handle a day at age 25. Meanwhile, being abused by your family cus rent somewhere else costs 1400$ a month in nice cali, but my names Forrest and i got some woods and a nice lexus to move 2500 miles to louisiana whenever I get that stimulat check which seems like it aint coming. Good ol taaka.
  • Shit only an alcoholic would say.
--regards from the bear state. which ripped apart my garbage last night like it does atleast twice a week because my retarded family refuses to have common sense
McFelon - Sun, 05 Jul 2020 12:32:30 EST g9x5p9pv No.284516 Reply
I litterally drink 120 OZ of Mickeys, get buzzed, go to sleep at 8:30PM with the lights on, wake up at 2:AM, turn lights off and go back to sleep still unbrushed, and then wake up 3 AM and can't eat or drink anything till 1 PM 8 hours later because my guts trying to processs the gallon of malt liquor and junk food. I then have diarhea and repeat with cheap vodka and im fine.

Fuck beer. #KobaltR6 check out and like my streeetbike and car hoons and follow maybe msg me if you all about it, peace
Phyllis Lightworth - Fri, 17 Jul 2020 19:17:31 EST enwGgO05 No.284555 Reply
This is getting ridiculous, I keep fucking blacking out and pissing on the floor. A few times recently I've seen some small patches of liquid on the floor in the morning but hardly anything, assumed it was spilled drink or something but I realized today that because my floor is unsealed boards it's probably just soaking in during the night and I've probably been doing it a lot. Today there was slightly more liquid on the floor and a damp sock which definitely smelled like piss. I literally must have taken my dick out (my jeans weren't wet) and just pissed on the floor, taken my jeans up and hung them up neatly in a place I don't normally put them, then got into bed. Couple of days ago my headphones which were thrown on the floor felt a bit damp and I was like what's that oh well dry it with a tissue, they didn't smell but now I realize I probably pissed all over them. I feel like the wheels are going to come off of my life and it's not going to be much longer.
Beatrice Billingshit - Fri, 17 Jul 2020 23:57:25 EST jBBaUh4E No.284557 Reply
My man if you're peeing on your headphones consider putting the bottle down
Oliver Blemmerlock - Sat, 18 Jul 2020 19:58:01 EST enwGgO05 No.284561 Reply
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I was amazed they still work. Dunno, maybe it wasn't piss because they didn't smell at all. I'll just choose to believe I'm not wearing something on my ears that was soaked in piss.
Graham Chimmersog - Sun, 19 Jul 2020 00:05:49 EST SFoIb2fw No.284564 Reply
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Jenny Panningbidging - Sun, 19 Jul 2020 00:12:11 EST Rpo3GZt9 No.284565 Reply
what you never started a fire on your desk before?
George Nundletuck - Sun, 19 Jul 2020 03:55:22 EST fw7PFdsT No.284566 Reply
You can take a flint from a bic lighter, wrap it tightly in the spring, pull the spring out of course. Heat up the flint until it's red hot, and toss it on anything. I told dude not to do this at a girlfriends house, and it set her mothers crochet on fire on her antique desk. Try it outside. Call it flint trick. Sparks go everywhere.
Fanny Wollerwater - Thu, 23 Jul 2020 19:51:55 EST enwGgO05 No.284593 Reply
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Yeah pretty stupid thing to do. Basically I found out that if you take the filter out from a cig once it's been smoked (take the outer paper off) it burns like crazy and I used to light them on fire and watch them burn in my ashtray. I think it's burning in a tea light there (little mini candle enclosed in metal housing).

Apparently I was 21 because photo says modified in 2012 but I don't think that's accurate, I think I was younger. I mean I hope I was because lighting fires is such fucking teenage angst shit. Looks like I'd drank a lot of Kraken though.
Doris Crudgedale - Sat, 25 Jul 2020 03:39:24 EST LQmhcWyk No.284602 Reply

It's benign, but the video does not do it justice in sparks, the lager the flint, be careful. You want to have the heavy side on the flint side feel, It needs to be somewhat balanced.

You can toss it like those poppers fireworks, just slam it. It will not simple go off because it's hot. unless you maybe bump it against something beforehand. Then it would be minimal.
VegetaSphincterNegro - Sat, 25 Jul 2020 23:14:38 EST xwgyD0x3 No.284604 Reply
hows this work? > when are so chronically depressed, nervous and ill that you seek company on 420 chain? or for the hardcore ones i guess throwing up blood? shaking so bad you cant even cut yourself or do drugs properly? only real one i got is literally not being able to ever plan a vacation (Not that you(or i) could afford it) because you cant go 12 hours without a drink without legitimately being worried about your health and not going nuts and getting institutionalized and ultimately sent back to a shitty detox that does work and thinks 6 days of tapering can undo decades of swag
VegetaSphincterNegro - Sat, 25 Jul 2020 23:16:52 EST xwgyD0x3 No.284605 Reply
the mandated id check being stopped since your so regular thing made me lol, you ever tried tapering with benzos or other drugs? anything non gaba agonist or w/e you wi;ll be sick as hell from what i understand but when i am cutting down sharp off the drank having subutex helps me cope with withdrawal a bit
David Mickleridge - Mon, 27 Jul 2020 19:17:49 EST 4H/9l7bZ No.284635 Reply

ive pretty much never done benzos in my life. tried many kinds of drugs but never benzos. why would i help with tapering, stop me from turning into angry monkey when i withdraw?
Wesley Mingerfuck - Mon, 27 Jul 2020 19:34:27 EST enwGgO05 No.284637 Reply
I'm a self-educated drunk, but from what I understand, benzos mimic the effect of alcohol which stops you WDing. Alcohol and benzos both increase the activity of GABA. GABA relaxes the nervous system, an overabundance of it making you drunk/sleepy/uninhibited/etc. With tolerance to alcohol your brain "turns down" GABA receptors to try compensate for the shitload of GABA being fired at them, so they are less sensitive to GABA. When you stop drinking, suddenly your GABA levels drop to normal but the receptors are still turned down, meaning the "natural" level of GABA is not sufficient to maintain normal function. This means your nervous system is very excitable, leading to anxiety, shakes, sweats, and possibly seizures from excitotoxicity. It's basically like taking subutex when coming off heroin as far as I understand it. People have told me that benzos are very hard to get off though, like it might even be worse than booze to be addicted to. Not done them myself.
Clara Berrywater - Thu, 30 Jul 2020 01:44:57 EST jzPnmQNQ No.284650 Reply
Today I ate a big cheeseburger after getting drunk the night before. Shortly afterwards, I was going back in to the office when out of nowhere I needed to shit so badly. I wasn't able to hold it and had to stumble in to the womens restroom on the ground floor to have a place to deal with it.

Easily the worst shitting my pants incident I have had. The inside of my pants was completely soaked with shit and so were my legs. I was able to lock the door on the bathroom so thankfully no one came in. I ended up washing the pants off as best I could in the sink, and wiped myself down with paper towels. So, I put the now soaking wet shit pants on, waddled to my car, went home and showered in my filthy apartment.

Think I'm going to take a week off as I think this week long bender caused the incident.
Betsy Brodgetun - Thu, 30 Jul 2020 06:10:12 EST QCRAZz4s No.284653 Reply
>Get stronger beer my dude. I drink a 6 pack of 8% and I have a decent buzz going.
I agree with OP though regular beer doesn't do shit for me. If I want to get anything out of it I have to shotgun a few rapidly
Betsy Brodgetun - Thu, 30 Jul 2020 06:16:14 EST QCRAZz4s No.284654 Reply
I'm very well capable of putting away a handle of vodka every day but I've cut it back to a bottle or so.
I feel you though, like weed and crystal. My weed tolerance is laughable because I smoke a couple of hits and end up a paranoid mess. When I'm tweaking I can make 100mg last me two days. I hear about some of these dudes who blow through an 1/8th in a week
Shit Nicklelock - Sun, 02 Aug 2020 11:14:33 EST ypzrlQF3 No.284666 Reply
Broke equipment of thousand dollars worth and pissed all over the place. Had this been the first time, I might be slighty shamed of myself.

But it's not fun.
Reuben Darringford - Sun, 02 Aug 2020 20:27:29 EST enwGgO05 No.284668 Reply
I've had this too, I'm pretty good at holding in shits thankfully as long as I can sit down and concentrate on it. It's definitely worse when you eat shitty fatty food. Eat some greasy shit and within minutes the pressure is building and you have to sit down and clench your asshole, keep clenching until you hear that stomach rumbling sound and the pressure eases (I'd like to know what's going on internally when this happens). For me it normally goes away after a bit of doing this, alternatively if you can go to toilet and explode a bunch of brown water into it.
Reuben Darringford - Sun, 02 Aug 2020 20:33:48 EST enwGgO05 No.284669 Reply
In fact I just remembered when I first started drinking, hungover at work the next day I would sometimes get unstoppable farts, like you feel like you have to fart and the pressure builds to the point when it's unbearably painful and you have to fire that shit out of your ass, don't get that anymore, thanks for listening, bye
nb double post
Beatrice Pittdale - Sun, 02 Aug 2020 22:30:11 EST 4H/9l7bZ No.284670 Reply

it's not your stomach rumbling it's your fucking large intestine gurgling as it tries to compress and hold back the bubbling mixture of gases liquids and solids churning within. i know the sound well.
Betsy Henkinchore - Tue, 04 Aug 2020 12:39:02 EST 9pjar5k3 No.284674 Reply
>You use the same substance to get intoxicated, with which you clean surfaces and objects that were pissed on during intoxication
Good times.
Simon Pappershit - Tue, 04 Aug 2020 16:27:58 EST Q1xhclIk No.284676 Reply
>fridge has a bunch of drinks or is mostly empty
>being glad about saving $1 for knockoff everclear
>more than a usual amount of trash and litter in your kitchen
>not being able to finish your drink and passing out mid day
>searching your internet and phone history to help remember
>seeing demons dancing and laughing at you trying to fall asleep

Taper off slowly and quit or at the very least excessively

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