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Y'all tried this shit?

- Fri, 28 Aug 2020 09:37:36 EST /KDOgpqV No.284850
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I was out of beer but my mom had a few of these in the fridge.

They have done it. They made booze not taste like booze without having to mix 5 things together. I always said if Pepsi got me tore back I'd drink that.

It's not exactly Pepsi but there has to be a catch besides being a little pricey. Because when I get a case I'm think I'm going with new Zima. Am I going to ass piss or what's the catch here?
Frederick Trotman - Fri, 28 Aug 2020 11:33:48 EST QwLgJTYH No.284851 Reply
I fuckin love these things they literally just taste like carbonated flavored water. especially great for nursing a hangover with more alcohol. they do make me ass piss sometimes but im an alcoholic so i usually ass piss idk if it's normally caused by them
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Molly Billingham - Fri, 28 Aug 2020 13:06:22 EST QCRAZz4s No.284852 Reply
These things taste like ass. I'll pretty much drink anything being a drunk but I honestly don't understand the appeal of them.
Phoebe Sankinkock - Fri, 28 Aug 2020 16:14:05 EST DaF8lssa No.284853 Reply
>if pepsi got me tore Id drink that
You have to be at least 18 to post here young man
Angus Bedgestitch - Fri, 28 Aug 2020 18:27:09 EST UnXqHoNf No.284854 Reply
Dude, if you have an Aldi nearby they sell Vista Bay which tastes just as good for 6.99 a 6 pack or 12.99 a 12 pack! pretty fucking great
40ozGorilla - Sat, 29 Aug 2020 07:56:56 EST HYFEO9NW No.284859 Reply

Any port in a storm, but pussy responsibly. It's a slippery slope from "any port in a storm" to getting pulled into a room by your family because they "love you like crazy" because you drank so many sissy sprites that you crashed your car into a public pool.
Scourge of the West - Sat, 29 Aug 2020 13:17:02 EST /KDOgpqV No.284863 Reply
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Get off my lawn nigga. I'm 40 and unemployed. I've spilled more than you drank and alcohol tastes disgusting. This literally tastes like the fizzy flavored crap at Safeway and claims to be 5%. They all pretty much taste the same so I've been spending my unemployment on a case a day and weed. Less bloating than beer. Haven't started coming to peeing in weird places.
Clara Daddleston - Sun, 30 Aug 2020 05:31:10 EST QCRAZz4s No.284868 Reply
How are you 40 and can get any kind of buzz of 5% drinks? I can drink beer or whatever all day/night and it does nothing to me
Nell Blogglemud - Sun, 30 Aug 2020 12:03:09 EST jzPnmQNQ No.284870 Reply

That is bullshit and you know it. Pretending that beer doesn't affect you is the position an edgy 15 year old would take.
Clara Daddleston - Sun, 30 Aug 2020 12:32:18 EST QCRAZz4s No.284871 Reply
Didn't say beer doesn't affect me, just the 5% stuff. Strong beer, like 8%+ can get me going pretty good. Idk what it is, I think my tolerance is just really high and my body filters the alcohol as fast as I drink it.
That being said I usually sip on beer, might be the rate at which I drink it or something.
Scourgeofthewest - Tue, 01 Sep 2020 03:51:04 EST /KDOgpqV No.284878 Reply
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Easy. I rotate my drugs. I ended a benzo phase and now I'm drinking. When I get fat back to meth. You gotta cycle. Give your liver a rest and kill your brain. Then give your brain a rest and declare war on your kidneys. I'm 42 but don't feel like it except for the whole living at home thing, which sucks.
Scourgeofthewest - Fri, 04 Sep 2020 02:29:09 EST +7QMXHDh No.284888 Reply
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OH MY GOD YOU CAN POUR IT OVER ICE!!! This is the greatest day of my life! God bless Mark Anthony Brands DBA White Claw Seltzer Works!
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Sophie Hazzlestane - Sat, 05 Sep 2020 06:06:06 EST taYNWUpt No.284895 Reply
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I think they're fine, nothing special and shittier than beer but okay if you're counting carbs or something. Also i've found you can water them down with seltzer water or Lacroix or shit like that to make your 12 packs last longer for off days or tapering down.
Rebecca Pupperdack - Sat, 05 Sep 2020 13:57:17 EST YazNo3By No.284896 Reply
>buy 40oz of highest-distilled vodka you can find and a case of seltzer/LaCroix
>chill vodka in freezer
>mix in whatever ratio you want (1oz shot with a 12oz can is roughly the same as 5%) over ice
Boom, you just did the same thing except paid much less than buying a pack. Especially if you live in an area with draconian alcohol taxes.
Scourge of the West - Sun, 06 Sep 2020 01:02:23 EST /KDOgpqV No.284899 Reply
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Been there done that either I taste the vodka or it's going too slow.
David Trotson - Wed, 09 Sep 2020 09:36:33 EST SUx7Qk5u No.284922 Reply
I wanted to buy a lot of it was thinking it might help with weight loss instead of skulling cider, but it's still not that common in my country and very expensive
John Checklehood - Wed, 09 Sep 2020 19:06:56 EST TGI913aD No.284926 Reply
Its cheap in america and i honestly do not get why people live outside of here
Clara Chettingture - Wed, 16 Sep 2020 14:00:48 EST KY+730ZW No.284950 Reply
lmao what do you mean bro i'm from europe i can't just easily move to america and have a house or some shit
Wesley Choggleway - Wed, 16 Sep 2020 20:17:16 EST 60/z0bnM No.284951 Reply
I don't drink those because I like myself. If I'm drinking I'll drink something that actually makes me feel like I'm drinking.
Wesley Worthinglock - Wed, 30 Sep 2020 11:41:49 EST waQ3P5CN No.285007 Reply

Yup, best stick to drinking beer. That seltzer shit is part of the slow downward spiral of civilization
BonkLorde - Mon, 19 Oct 2020 19:46:37 EST +Fd5/stY No.285114 Reply
people seem to think there's a man card to be lost when they drink these.
"hurr dee durr drink a real beer like busch or bud light" those are fine of course but sometimes these hard seltzers hit the spot in terms of being refreshing and not full of carbs and sugar. If im on a bender i like to start the day with one of these before i start taking pulls off the bottle, they help with a fucked stomach and help give off an illusion of health when at the end of the day were all alcoholics killing ourselves and fuck off telling people what to drink unless its some high gravity shit fuck that
Fucking Crapperwill - Sat, 24 Oct 2020 14:32:28 EST QCRAZz4s No.285138 Reply
>bud light
Bud light is not a manly beer lol. I don't even drink anything below 8-10% unless someone offers me a drink.
Cornelius Hemmerville - Sat, 24 Oct 2020 14:37:21 EST K421kZsh No.285139 Reply
"Manly beer" sounds like some faggot shit no matter how you slice it, point is if you're a drinker you should be drinking real alcohol period
Fucking Crapperwill - Sat, 24 Oct 2020 14:41:26 EST QCRAZz4s No.285140 Reply
Oh dude I'm a handle a day habit, I won't turn down anything alcoholic, just find it funny when people call bud manly. Personally drinking light or regular beer for me is a waste of time and money but if its the only thing available I'll take it
Cornelius Hemmerville - Sat, 24 Oct 2020 15:08:35 EST K421kZsh No.285141 Reply
For sure it's just funny to me cause i've seen guys try to impress the ladies or whoever by chugging some garbage IPAs only to violently vomit and pass out later. True alkies will drink anything but know it's about handling your shit when drunk, not how you get there. it's not about proving how "tough" or masculine you are it's about whether you drink to fit in or you drink cause it's your calling and you actually enjoy alcohol and the act of drinking.
Fucking Crapperwill - Sat, 24 Oct 2020 15:31:57 EST QCRAZz4s No.285142 Reply
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>you drink cause it's your calling and you actually enjoy alcohol and the act of drinking
This reads like something Mr. Lahey would say lmao
But yeah I've known drunks and "drunks". Actual drunks I find are very quiet about their problem and the obnoxious ones are like "omg I drank 3 Mikes hard I'm such a drunk haha xD".
Alice Clarringfield - Sat, 24 Oct 2020 19:57:48 EST pYuVTxhE No.285143 Reply
The last exampke sounds way more high school than drunk imo.
Arbiter of Falseness - Sun, 09 Jan 2022 11:07:11 EST z3S1xKaS No.287222 Reply
Let me break into this active thread to ask when that picture was taken. It looks like late 90s, early 00s judging by the photo quality plus neither the dude nor the girl is holding a smartphone.
I miss that vibe, if you can't tell.
Ian Pittdale - Sun, 09 Jan 2022 21:34:40 EST YRDzeOY1 No.287225 Reply
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every one of these taste like capri sun. i fucking love them.
Ernest Niddlestick - Fri, 14 Jan 2022 02:27:00 EST EkdoLdgA No.287233 Reply
Trulys are so damn good. I had to switch to seltzers because of celiac/intolerance won't let me drink beer. So it's hard liquor and seltzs for me. Another good one is bud light seltzer, goes down like water.
Sidney Faddlepire - Fri, 14 Jan 2022 12:42:39 EST BRKb8gZu No.287234 Reply
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Recently switched to these myself because I felt like a had a fucking bowling ball in my gut after chugging 5 beers yet I can chug 5 of these like its nothing. Good shit.
Lydia Gullerbudge - Fri, 14 Jan 2022 16:18:03 EST zSF2cUPE No.287235 Reply
Yeah I'm fucking done binging on beer, just can't do it anymore. Wonder how I ever did it throughout college at this rate. Seltzers are easier to drink, pack the same ABV, and are often even fewer calories

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