You know you've done it before..

Samuel Chizzleridge - Tue, 26 Apr 2022 15:36:41 EST o9KpKhXB No.287469

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At 40 proof it packs a punch.
I don't mind the taste one bit.
It's not my go-to but it works in a pinch.
Don't judge me bro.

Edward Sedgeridge - Fri, 29 Apr 2022 10:22:28 EST xpXJ08Y+ No.287471 Reply

>>287469
I didnt actually realize that theres alcohol in this up until now, anyway country where I live has more than enough cheap and shitty booze so that I dont really need to try it out.
What would you recommend that stuff with anon, or do you drink it without mixing, like shots?

>>	Hamilton Brookstone - Fri, 29 Apr 2022 11:11:55 EST o9KpKhXB No.287472 Reply >>287471 I chase it with mtn dew Goes well with the mint flavor Never use cola or Dr pepper

>>	Hedda Pickhood - Sat, 30 Apr 2022 11:44:17 EST dMkKZ2m6 No.287477 Reply >>287469 i'd rather pay the extra $1.50 for the extra tallboy than drink hydrogen peroxide

>>	John Honnerdut - Sat, 30 Apr 2022 13:00:09 EST yBzgu90X No.287478 Reply >>287472 Is it really cheaper then buying bottom shelf liquor though? This seems like some kind of self-abuse masochist type of thing

>>	Barnaby Dacklestot - Sun, 01 May 2022 19:18:19 EST s+rDyve1 No.287485 Reply 1651447099757.jpg -(34710B / 33.90KB, 640x450) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Have never been that desperate to drink it but I always use it to mask my vodka breath

>>	Archie Gemmerpig - Sun, 01 May 2022 19:30:42 EST vjm/OF6K No.287486 Reply >>287469 I hope this is a joke. The amount of fluorine is so high that it makes it extremely toxic. Fluoride destroys your bones and a lot of other things in your body.

>>	John Clayforth - Sun, 01 May 2022 20:42:17 EST 7j46x3qC No.287487 Reply >>287486 Yeah guys watch out fluoride will dissolve your bones and balls or something

>>	Eugene Pomblepane - Sun, 01 May 2022 23:05:26 EST p/Cn3Aso No.287489 Reply >>287486 Why do my bones feel fine after a I downed a good few gallons in my youth? Hoping that shit would kill me but I just slept like a baby

Edward Sorringmidge - Mon, 02 May 2022 00:03:07 EST aQebipvY No.287491 Reply

>>287486
I thought this is /hooch/ and not paranoid /psy/ or /weed/
I have had people tell me you can take sanitizer wipes, wring them out and the liquid would make a nice liquor.
Then they would sit almost an hour in front of the washing machine and watch it go round and a round.
So I don't think listerine could be that bad. I mean if you drank that shit like a bottle a day probably but not once or twice

>>	Graham Chackleforth - Mon, 02 May 2022 00:04:31 EST Ugp1EZxm No.287492 Reply >>287469 once or twice in a 'fuck it, it's an emergency, i just dont fucking care right now' type scenario is fine. just don't make it regular. alcohol is available through other means.

>>	Doris Honeybanks - Mon, 02 May 2022 20:55:18 EST zSF2cUPE No.287494 Reply I mean yeah this is a better option than extracts or cooking wine (and especially hand sanitizer), but if you live in a state where you can get a handle of vodka for $10 why not just do that

Hannah Packlepen - Sat, 07 May 2022 08:27:06 EST QxhkBqMF No.287498 Reply

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While in withdrawal I have tried just about everything you can think of

Yes, it does work in a pinch. It gives you foamy diarrhea though. So stay hydrated when you drink it

What really packs a punch is lemon extract. Shits like 80% ABV. I don't recommend it unless you absolutely have to though. On top of the foamy diarrhea it tastes like absolute shit. Imagine the most intense lemon flavor you can ever imagine, except it doesn't go away unless you chug an entire glass of something like cranberry juice that kills other flavors. Even still you will be burping up an intense lemon flavor for hours until it eventually works its way through you system. Which it then wrecks your asshole. Last time I did it I shit so many times my butthole was raw.

The other obvious option is vanilla extract. Which is my personal favorite go to in desperation. It's the least painful to get down, is fairly potent, and although this will also give you the shits they aren't nearly as bad as with the other two.

Be safe. And def stay away from rubbing alcohol. Not only does it not get you drunk it just makes you feel like shit.

Hannah Gipperford - Tue, 10 May 2022 05:24:42 EST 7I/HOB0J No.287509 Reply

>>287494
Cooking wines safer (here at least) since its ethanol. The preservatives arent great. The crappy part is the high sodium, but mix it with lemon lime soda and its palatable. Plus ebt covers it.

Money wise more expensive, but most mouthwash isnt the kind of alcohol you should drink.

Shit Feffingbadge - Sun, 22 May 2022 18:08:13 EST zSF2cUPE No.287531 Reply

>>287509
Listerine is ethanol as well, and although it's classified as denatured due to the addition of essential oils, I'd much rather drink that than salty-ass cooking wine or truly wretched extracts. Won't be covered under SNAP though because it's a hygiene product, so I guess cooking wine and extracts are your best bet there. But honestly, if you're putting gallons of cooking wine on your EBT card every week you may as well just pack it in

Hamilton Sudgelock - Sat, 18 Jun 2022 07:37:04 EST 9uZM1FZT No.287590 Reply

About a decade ago it was like $1.75 for a tall boy so even at my most desperate Id just use nickels and dimes to buy one. The cashier didnt mind. Its not as potent but its safe for human consumption. Plus j was too focused on work or school to party all the time. Now im dropping around $20/night on alcohol but I got a good paying job and a degree.

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