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How do I use this website? by NewfagMan - Sun, 19 Feb 2017 16:31:33 EST ID:a37f77DA No.38212 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Hey im a newfag.
I'm used to the future,using it's catalogue and Thread watcher functions.But there doesnt seem to be anything similar on here.
So how does one keep track of Threads and stuff?
this board especially is so slow,it amazes me,why don't 3yr old threads just die?
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Fucking Hashfat - Sat, 18 Mar 2017 18:42:33 EST ID:FBtRZ3B+ No.38267 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>38266
just stay around and chill^^
you were onto something in >>38216
it's a nice place when you're stoned enough to ignore the occasional hostilities that you find on all chans

have some butts, usually there are DICKS EVERYWHERE
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Fucking Hashfat - Sat, 18 Mar 2017 18:43:16 EST ID:FBtRZ3B+ No.38268 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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Fucking Hashfat - Sat, 18 Mar 2017 18:44:15 EST ID:FBtRZ3B+ No.38269 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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NewfagMan - Sun, 19 Mar 2017 08:30:22 EST ID:6VVYh3Uu No.38271 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>38267
>>38268
>>38269
those are pretty nice butts senpai,although 2d doesnt cut it for me.
anyways, what's "hashfat" supposed to mean?
some kind of edible made from hash and fat?
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Samuel Cruffingfitch - Thu, 23 Mar 2017 03:41:04 EST ID:cfWJiBtM No.38272 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>38271

lol took me a minute to understand what the fuck you were even asking. the names are randomly generated.


where do I get someone to create a cheap Logo for me? by Display HellCell - Tue, 07 Mar 2017 15:08:30 EST ID:aEMBDLE6 No.38255 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I would like to get a Logo (gaming and movie-related)
(and a 3-5 second intro-video)
cheaply made.

It doesn't need to look too fancy.

Any ideas where I should look?

Fiverr disapointed me
since all of the designers I contacted gladly took 5-10 bucks
but wanted over 20 more after the first payment!

(Had to refund every one of them!)
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Late Prix - Wed, 08 Mar 2017 01:03:32 EST ID:pdrwy8kJ No.38256 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>38255
Thats what you get for using Fiverr!

Designing a Logo for only 5 or 10 bucks? Yeah... sure buddy!

Lazy, greedy pricks all over the place incompetent amateurs who couldn't use photoshop if their life depended on it!

But you get what you expect. Its not possible to get a good design for just 5 bucks!

Prove me wrong!
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Hugh Worthinglock - Tue, 14 Mar 2017 03:45:33 EST ID:SG4sGsDc No.38262 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Why not just start experimenting with photo shop and do it yourself? There's a lot of good tutorials. And its not like you have to become a master to do a logo. Here's what I'm thinking.
>pirate photo shop
>watch some videos on how to use it
>experiment with it for a week or two
>come out with something you legit like.
Its not like you'll be the best at it but having a little bit of basic skill with it will be nice. Sure, its a little more work. But you'll be learning a bit of basic skills in the process.
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Mosh - Wed, 15 Mar 2017 07:32:33 EST ID:WlXYdcNr No.38263 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>38262 you dont even need to pirate photoshop, Adobe photoshop CS2 is free to download now, it's probably Illustrator that you want to pirate


Thieving/Picking Locks and General Thuggery Thread by James Doffingman - Mon, 15 Aug 2016 19:31:42 EST ID:3nSXBCOy No.38033 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Can we get a general discussion/guide thread about thieving/lockpicking/pickpocketing/B&E? Petty crimes only, I'm not interested in anything too heavy and I'm sure the admins of this board aren't either. Infographics, personal stories/experiences/advice of all kinds is welcomed, just nothing that can link you to a crime.
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George Grandson - Wed, 01 Mar 2017 01:14:20 EST ID:/iqrVafI No.38253 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>38033
Rust up your practice locks, most likely the locks you're gonna pick aren't gonna be pristine and have been sitting outside since they bought it.
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breakabond - Sun, 05 Mar 2017 08:09:39 EST ID:eiOCF28z No.38254 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I find it hard to accurately pick a lock by manipulating each pin tumbler, but give me a rake or bogota pick and I can bitch-pick basic locks.

I spent hours trying to pick a Schlage until I realized it had side-pins. Fuckin impossible.

Anyone tried to get a car open?
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Fuck Honningnare - Sat, 11 Mar 2017 19:13:52 EST ID:0wONT5Ii No.38258 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>38254

I gotchu, opening cars is actually pretty easy, especially if you have cover & a buddy!

One guy slips the edge of a crowbar through the top of the car door while the other takes a coat hanger &, after bending the hanger to fashion a sharp hook, slides it thru the separation between the pried car door and the vehicle's roof/canopy. Try to bend the hanger's hooking appendage such that the hook has some shape to it, so that it can keep it's frame (you can also do this to get a car window down if you locked your keys in your car, for example)

Homeboy tries to reach for the lock with the hanger, either pulling up on the locking button in the car or depressing the hook against an unlocking mechanism. Either or, depends on the car. I've pulled this off in NW DC outside a club called fucking Soundcheck at round 3am, pretty cool how few fucks people actually give about your business, especially when you're an intimidating thug.

Also, does anyone have a good lockset suggestion for a backpack? Right now I use the Master TSA lock series, & my friend has picked those pieces of shit on accident with his kit.
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Samuel Beggletetch - Sun, 12 Mar 2017 03:01:39 EST ID:0y2F+cIj No.38260 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>38033
Associate used to go to the Liquor store with me. Would buy a 40 or whatever, talk to clerk, as I like to talk. He would stuff a bottle or two in his tench-coat.

Walk out like nothing, I guess. he was Irish, potato famine was his occasional topic
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Eliza Pirringhood - Fri, 17 Mar 2017 01:01:43 EST ID:uiq2n10E No.38265 Ignore Report Quick Reply
The Cloak & Dagger Compendium #2
https://yggdrasildistro.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/cloak-dagger-compendium-issue-ii-print.pdf


SERIO by Edward Shakeville - Wed, 02 Nov 2016 06:27:45 EST ID:SPqhLdq6 No.38115 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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how to chemical peel yourself?
where to buy the stuff?
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Hedda Fanwell - Wed, 21 Dec 2016 11:44:36 EST ID:0DHqBqve No.38158 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>Hi jack!
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Mosh - Tue, 10 Jan 2017 11:10:36 EST ID:SPPvq7RQ No.38179 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I was wondering about this acid peel, people travel to London and pay £500 for this, and isn't it meant to be painful too ?
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Doris Crivingshaw - Mon, 30 Jan 2017 00:40:40 EST ID:ocXOMsdZ No.38196 Ignore Report Quick Reply
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=dermaplaning

You should look into dermaplaning. you can DIY at home and it is less harmful to your skin.
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Samuel Beggletetch - Sun, 12 Mar 2017 01:51:17 EST ID:0y2F+cIj No.38259 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>38115
Watch out, my opinion.

What I do, I am about, 46 or something years old. People say I look 26. 32 I like to wash my face real well, under the eyes and above, eyelids, nose, etc.

Every time I get up to go to the bathroom at night, I like work my facial
muscles, Ya know the clint eastwood eyes squint?

Wake up, first thing is adjust eyes, facial movements. In a while
you find a place where you can guess what may work best for you.

The neck and shoulder areas are just as important, they are part of our
facial expressions. When you find the two actually working together,
you will likely see further connections with your body of what you are
trying to accomplish.
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How to get job in field by breakabond - Mon, 27 Feb 2017 22:28:36 EST ID:eiOCF28z No.38252 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Got 4-year degree, but no employer wants me.

What are my options, how do I get a job in my field? I'm being vague because I'm looking for general info for job-getting.


Windows 10 Cancer by Pearl Kutterfish - Mon, 28 Mar 2016 04:20:49 EST ID:btSWf9f+ No.37876 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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How do I get rid of the stupid
Windows 10 Update-Ad-Malware on my PC?

Removed it 10 times now, comes back like a disease!
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Phoebe Branningdag - Sat, 05 Nov 2016 13:28:25 EST ID:5pCrAuGI No.38119 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>37964

I hink Trisquel GNU/Linux is better
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Phoebe Branningdag - Sat, 05 Nov 2016 13:29:39 EST ID:5pCrAuGI No.38120 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>37876
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Charlotte Hillerman - Sat, 17 Dec 2016 03:43:27 EST ID:GD+x4ytZ No.38157 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>37876

Why don't you try ElementaryOS?
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Nathaniel Heckleson - Thu, 26 Jan 2017 03:02:26 EST ID:xRygU34r No.38192 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>have pirated version of win7
>literally 7.1 something no bugs
>only disadvantage is it asks for a key code on start up (ignorable) and I cant keep a background image. Who cares.
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Esther Druffinghood - Sun, 19 Feb 2017 00:01:52 EST ID:qPyK13oJ No.38211 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>37876
old ass thread but I'll bump with how I fixed win10

>download spybot anti-beacon
disables cortana but keeps the search bar

>set your wifi/ethernet cable connection to metered connection
prevents your computer from updating. The anniversary update killed my computer for a bit until until I went back to a previous version of windows 10


gl


Thermite by Hannah Finkinchune - Sat, 04 Feb 2017 15:20:59 EST ID:5MYTTaUA No.38199 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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How is it made?
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Betsy Worthingstone - Wed, 08 Feb 2017 06:43:13 EST ID:2B3BZUpg No.38203 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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Clara Nessleforth - Mon, 13 Feb 2017 17:54:47 EST ID:n7xV4XcR No.38206 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>38203
Thanks
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Phyllis Hubbershaw - Fri, 17 Feb 2017 21:02:48 EST ID:jIHZZy2z No.38210 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>38206
would be cool if you report if this works, I dunno how you'd even get the ingredients


Living off the grid, isn't it way too romanticized? (AMA) by Change Bossoms - Fri, 17 Feb 2017 10:14:34 EST ID:APyi2HHG No.38209 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Had the idea long time ago, when I was way younger to just fuck it all
and live on a farm with some friends.

I gave it a try and lived nearly 2 years on a farm (still not completely off the grid!), worked, ate, slept ther
and had a small wooden trailer to live in.

Most energy came from generators and gas.powered heaters.

Winter time sucked, since heaters made it way too hot and heat-preservation was only good in the barn, where hay-balls were placed unter the roof.

Toilet was a chemical box
or a real toilet, that was in the house of my "co-workers" outside.

At some point, when you had to consider bathing or just going naked with a morning-wood to the bathroom impossible
I just said "fuck it!", lived on welfare for a short time
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Dem kiddos by William Farringville - Mon, 06 Feb 2017 12:55:46 EST ID:ztb9ipqg No.38200 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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so i was assigned with an project to deal and fill up some time of teenagers.
The thing about them kiddos, is that they are the ones with an attitude, raised by non caring parents, so they might have school but as far as i know, they dont even show up there before the police has to pick them on from the streets.
My worry is how does one become an icon to them, a rolemodel of some sorts, how do i get their attention and secondly, in an educational level, what would be good activities to get them hooked on (ex. English class, art of some sorts, considering some form of cooking)
inb4 weed, i think some them are already in that game, no need for me in this
also, sidenote, i, the assigned one, am a foreigner with pretty low level of local language, manageable, but still yet low
Any thoughts fellas?
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Betsy Sidgesat - Mon, 06 Feb 2017 21:58:22 EST ID:l2FuCyxr No.38201 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Pick the weakest one in the group and savagely beat the shit out of him in front of the others.

Instant respect
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Nathaniel Bemmertut - Sun, 12 Feb 2017 17:16:08 EST ID:CKCcRESL No.38205 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>38201
*strongest one
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Clara Hungerbanks - Thu, 16 Feb 2017 18:42:59 EST ID:ce/BQPvu No.38207 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Make it a science class and teach them how to cook meth and take bong hits.
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Merinery Minerals - Fri, 17 Feb 2017 09:43:02 EST ID:APyi2HHG No.38208 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Just bail!

Kids are like drunken sociopaths,
shit-talking, aggressive, no motivation and no self control.

Only high-qualified personell should handle kids,
especially since presumably only 20% of all parents are doing their job!


ask me how to do anything... anything by Jenny Blosslechark - Wed, 20 Aug 2014 02:54:28 EST ID:vthGB4wx No.36806 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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and I will tell you how, ill hang around this broad for a few days
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Ekaj Ribions - Tue, 13 Dec 2016 05:19:59 EST ID:58NvA41C No.38141 Ignore Report Quick Reply
how to challenge my psyche without going insane?
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Rebecca Croffingkot - Wed, 14 Dec 2016 23:16:48 EST ID:hNxW20rE No.38143 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>38141
lots of acid
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Charles Giblingdit - Fri, 30 Dec 2016 22:27:35 EST ID:ElhLyxQ2 No.38169 Ignore Report Quick Reply
how do I get free weed and smoke it without my parents smelling
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Nathaniel Peshridge - Sat, 28 Jan 2017 18:50:05 EST ID:EHHoVjVz No.38195 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>36806
how to make money
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Doris Sullysure - Sat, 11 Feb 2017 17:55:26 EST ID:MbNaF10j No.38204 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>38141
Large doses of 4-meo-pcp and DPT in combination.


finding or making fakes by Charlotte Chammerlock - Tue, 07 Feb 2017 03:52:17 EST ID:QtMXdWt6 No.38202 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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how to find or make quality fake legal documents (id's, drivers licenses, birth certificates and passports)


Stankness by Caroline Hurringstock - Thu, 08 Jan 2015 03:56:36 EST ID:Spr++EK+ No.37187 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Hello /HOWTO/

I live in a fucking hot country and my body odor is fine apart from my feet. If I wear sandals fine, but sometimes I like to wear shoes or have to and when I do, damn my feet stink and so do my shoes. How do I stop this from happening... Pic unrelated
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Albert Seshnitch - Sun, 12 Apr 2015 23:10:35 EST ID:mQUsancK No.37414 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>37187
change shoes every day or 2. My feetsmell too if i don't change them every once in a while. I thought that was common knowledge.
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Cedric Nettingridge - Mon, 27 Apr 2015 16:38:05 EST ID:v3bJj/Zw No.37435 Ignore Report Quick Reply
put a light coating of baking soda in your shoes.

Baking soda is mildly alkaline, so it'll kill the smell-causing bacteria. baking soda also neutralizes smell, its why people use it to clean up puke.
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Jarvis Brazzlebury - Tue, 28 Apr 2015 14:50:22 EST ID:g/n+eS0L No.37439 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>37187
I used to have stank feet and I used to think it's genetic cause my mother has them too, but I went vegan and my feet smell nice, so yeah, it's not genetic and mostlikely has to do with your gut.
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Alice Hedgeson - Thu, 07 May 2015 00:55:16 EST ID:G3YMQ9om No.37452 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Throw your shoes in the washing machine and then NEVER wear them with cotton socks again. Bacteria loves cotton so wear either 100% wool or some sort of synthetic like Coolmax.

Also, putting them in the freezer wont kill shit, the bacteria just goes dormant while its frozen. You need to wash with anti-bacterial chemicals.
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Emma Dashletch - Thu, 02 Feb 2017 00:27:56 EST ID:2MvoV1+N No.38197 Ignore Report Quick Reply
baking soda and orange peels if you want a zesty trick


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