Just earn a real one. Join the air force or air national guard, the chillest of the armed forces. You'll have to take it easy on the drugs for 4-8 years but you'll get a lot of experience. Or go to Norway or Germany. They probably have some heavier academic requirements but it's free once you get in (minus cost of moving there).

>>38549

military does have a gi bill which pays for college, but that shit will take over your whole life.

You could also just work at starbucks and they'll pay for your online degree at Arizona State or something like that.

I did community college, starting with a certificate that got me into a job, then I started taking general classes part time, and part time off and on it took me like eight years to get a BA

try out a trade. Find a local union and sign up if you can. Usually they will put you through an apprenticeship school for cheap if not free. I'm a journeyman electrician and make $34/hr. plus with a union you have a better chance of a pension and/or annuity. the apprenticeship was 4.5 years and cost me $600/year. Also my apprenticeship was accredited through a technical college so I technically have like 30 credits or something i could apply to a regular college if i wanted to learn something else. If nothing else it would give you steady work and money until you're in a better position to pursue what you want. I would recommend a mechanical trade though like the plumbers or pipe fitters. They get paid pretty similar wages to me but they don't have to worry about blowing themselves up. or if you can get into elevator work that pays real good and you can retire super early. operators can also make good money, get paid to sit in a crane playing on an ipad for 12 hours and do 30 minutes of work or push a button in an elevator.

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>>38363
I think Vimeo has a lot of artsy stuff on them.

Or you can just make a new youtube and risk it.

>>38363
Go to opentuner . is and look at all their mirrors. Use one of those sites.

If you want to go anarchy mode you can always shift the tone down.
Even something like half a HZ down that a human couldn't even tell would make it unrecognizable to the automated systems.

Also if they don't respond to mail, if they list a phone number you'd maybe have better luck getting ahold of a response to legal usage.

>>38519

Think numerically in regards to your scale practice, can open up some doors. Create sequences, melodic patterns.

e.g you have C Major, C D E F G A B, or 1 2 3 4 5 6 7.

The most common patterns are things like 123, 234, 345, or 132, 243. Basically you want to pick a number of notes, it could be a 2, 3, 4, 5 or 6 note pattern, but lets say you pick 4 numbers, 2 5 4 1, D G F C, next would be 3 6 5 2, E A G D and so on, extrapolating to create the rest of the sequence. If you wanted to practice arpeggios and scale harmonization you need only write every second number, 1357 etc.

A lot of these are shit obviously, but you'll find movements you like with experimentation, throw away the shit ones and make note of the ones you like the sound of, then build a collection. Eventually you'll have a few that you can access in fragments without thinking too much about it.

You can also come up with "synthetic" patterns based on literal shapes rather than numeric reference, you could call symmetrical scales like Whole tone and diminished a synthetic pattern I guess.

I'm Australian so our time zones probably won't work too well, but if you want I'm happy to provide a burner email and we can organize a skype lesson. Normally I'd charge, but I'd be happy to just answer whatever's on your mind for an hour and chat shop.

>>38544

And of course, y'know, having a shmoke as well. Oh, I'm the zappa guy from up top btw.

I charge $25 per 30 minute lesson. Find a teacher to teach you to learn to play instead of learning to mimic.

>>37658

Not gonna lie, I was that dealer. You get way better odds if you supply pizza and bacon and random pies. Dude crashed on my floor for like two months, lol. Fuck you Stephen and your Propylene Glycol addiction. But bring me more fruit pies please, if you're reading this...

>>37649


open room concept i already posted about this but, every time ilook at this i want it more and more with screen and more weight on the floor by intellectuality

thrifty nickel and pennysaver type classifieds are what old people who don't craigslist use. just move there and sleep in your car and shit at target until you find a room for rent, also, trailerparks.

baking soda and orange peels if you want a zesty trick

soak your feet in lemon juice. maybe some gnarly bacteria on your feet? you can buy one of the uv sterilizers on aliexpress for 15 & antimicrobial socks on there while your at it (10 pairs for $10)

try the cream that they sell for athlete's foot

Build a bomb shelter, breed livestock, underground armory, try to find well water

defend it by keeping up on your property taxes and maintaining your fence. you have plenty of room to grow your own food. you have to have a good water supply and shelter, maybe get a yurt kit or something that won't piss off local building inspectors. keep it legal so they can't take it from you. and the best weapons for self defense are the ones carried by your local constabulary. you don't want to get in trouble for wasting a zombie. you want doors that you can lock securely. fresh air, freedom, that's what it's all about. make friends locally, maybe join a volunteer firehouse or a church or something for networking, so you know who to call to back you up. these things are important, and too many people ignore warning signs. because you're in the sticks you're going to need some wheels as well, keep that jalopy in tip top shape, and don't lose your license aka your lifeline to foolhardiness like a dui.

>>38582
>>38620 now they're doing dealing in GBP, just wish I had done diving right in like 9 years ago so that I'd be rich now

I've been trading CBOT Corn options for a couple years now, just a few thousand dollars' worth. Would highly recommend it over your tulip-based derivatives. Don't expect to become suddenly wealthy.

>>38646
Forgot, investopedia.com is a good place to start out. Try to find paper books on trading if you get more interested.

>>38444
develop an omarashi or similar fetish and just pee yourself all day erry day

what does your water intake look like? it could be that you have a small bladder, or the issue could lie in your urethral strength

>>38452
so benzos helped?
And what were the side-effects?

>>38409
Dafuq is pg?

>>38589
Propylene Glycol

What recipe did you follow? I know that when making cannabutter I simmer on low for about 3 hours. Is this how you prepared the PG?

bruh just get more weed. try again. you hurtin over losing <.75g? probably shouldn't be fuckin with it like that, just smoke it