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WEBM GUIDE

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- Mon, 05 Oct 2015 15:18:25 EST +tBSBOaY No.37682
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How are you guys making WEBM's? The only video editing program I have is freemake.

Ddddddd

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- Tue, 29 Sep 2015 23:06:01 EST G6BT3tUq No.37671
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Blacksmiths? I just read this tutorial and I am pumped to make some knives then Eventually more elaborate art pieces. (Maybe even a sword worthy of kevin sorbo's grip.)

https://imgur.com/a/Vr4UD?desktop=1

Tell me your knowledge.
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Shit Gunderfune - Fri, 02 Oct 2015 05:56:21 EST XX4Q7so/ No.37676 Reply
>>37671
Just start with some iron daggers to get your smithing to 100. Nerd. /s

How does one...

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- Fri, 12 Jun 2015 03:00:20 EST OVGdKqkn No.37516
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darknet?
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Faggy Facklefoot - Mon, 07 Sep 2015 11:59:56 EST YOXqiPAK No.37636 Reply
I just recently got i2p and have literally no idea how to use it. I haven't started it up since the day got it cause it's super slow. Any suggestions/ things I should use it for?
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William Honeyspear - Mon, 21 Sep 2015 02:20:14 EST uejGqgw2 No.37662 Reply
>>37516
/r/darknetmarkets

This is the hub of dnm communications at present, aside from individual site forums.
There's a noob subcirclejerk also.
Don't use hiddenwiki.
Use tails from the start.
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Faggy Subberstock - Mon, 28 Sep 2015 01:33:28 EST Vj+VcnLf No.37669 Reply
The darknet is just Schoolns posting about boring things. There's nothing interesting, and 3/4 websites don't work.

british investing

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- Fri, 11 Sep 2015 12:29:34 EST jQztOMOM No.37642
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Do any of you people know the best banks to set up a long term savings account ?

Is there anything better I could invest my money in in england ?

Also how do you go about buying stocks over here ? do you buy them online or through your bank or a speicial stock broker ?

Whats a good site to go on to learn about investing in the stock market and finding out how to research companies you want to invest in ?
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Frederick Ginderwell - Fri, 11 Sep 2015 17:19:23 EST ZPF45Wjx No.37645 Reply
>>37642

Unless you plan on training yourself in it as a profession, you're probably better off putting your money in a bank rather than trading stocks yourself. Go to a reputable bank that hasn't been involved in too many scandals and explain that you have cash that you want to invest. Try a few different ones and choose the one you like the most.

So, online stock trading is a thing you don't necessarily have to go through a broker. But they will take part of what you earn. A few google searches will find you some of them, and there are practice ones where you can make sure you don't blow all your money immediately. Some people have made a decent amount of money, and many of them have good tools to help you plan what you want to do. This is much more risky than putting it in a bank.

Prevent flea infestation

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- Wed, 09 Sep 2015 22:30:29 EST TW+i6iq/ No.37641
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Im visiting a friend for a few days & I found out after I arrived that her cats both have fleas. The cats usually lounge in the room I'm staying in and I've already been bitten a few times. Is there anything I can do to prevent myself from bringing the fleas home? I keep my luggage and backpack zipped shut when I'm not using them, but I'm not sure if that is enough to keep the fleas and flea eggs out of my clothes & bags.
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Albert Blamblekork - Fri, 11 Sep 2015 15:38:38 EST Fctp2H8E No.37643 Reply
take garlic supplements and theyll leave you alone but to curve an infestation...i have no clu
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Frederick Ginderwell - Fri, 11 Sep 2015 17:06:51 EST ZPF45Wjx No.37644 Reply
>>37641

OK motherfucker it is time to take DRASTIC measures to avoid this. Ideally you will inform your friend to not be an irresponsible idiot and get some treatment for her cats and get them (the fleas) out of her home. When a large group hatches your life will be fucking hell on earth. You do not want that. Let me emphasize that your friend REALLY FUCKING NEEDS TO DEAL WITH IT BECAUSE IT IS SHITTY FOR THE CATS AND IT CAN GET REALLY BAD.

First: Fleas can't lay viable eggs from human blood. They will feed on you, but if there are new fleas it is from a pet. If you don't have a pet, you will be OK except for the few that come with you. And they are hardy. So, wash all your clothes when you get back, and leave the bag out in the sun so it gets really hot. They don't like heat.

Second: A good way to guage how bad the problem is to put a baking pan or other shallow dish on the ground with some dish soap mixed with it, and a lamp shining onto it. For some reason this activates the stupid little idiots brains and they all jump into it, and they can't escape from the soapy water. Tell your friend to leave these things out all over the place to kill the adult fleas. Now, they are are in all different life cycles so this doesn't solve the problem.

Third: Tell your friend to get some fucking medicine for the cats from the vet. I don't care how fucking poor she is, I don't care if they don't bite her, but not doing anything is animal abuse. They eat the shit out of your pets and only bite you because they are starving or stupid. If she is aware of the problem and not doing anything I want to smash her face in with a brick.

Third: Insecticides can help, but they won't totally solve the problem. If this is to be dealt with quickly, you have to manually kill the fleas, treat the pet, and treat the house, ideally in a wombo-combo simultaneous blow. They will periodically come back as the flea can lay dormant for quite a time, so don't stop treatment even if the problem is diminishing. If your house is dirty at all, make sure you clean the fuck out of it, especially around the walls and under shit and carpets, and if you don't have a pet they won't get established at your place.

Again, if you have a pet get flea treatment for it. Wash all the shit you bring back from her house, wash it hard including the luggage with scrubbing, and if you see any kill them by hand or trap. If you notice they are in one particular room only, clean the fuck out if it, bug bomb the bitch, put out soap traps, nuke the pet with more insecticides, clean it again, and then keep the soap traps coming. If you see any fleas, kill them with extreme prejudice with your hands.
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Doris Femmerspear - Fri, 11 Sep 2015 22:50:30 EST 9Qj0rsgI No.37646 Reply
>>37644

Thanks. I will definitely wash all of my clothes when I get back, and thankfully I don't have any pets so I hope that will be enough to get rid of any that hitched a ride back with me.

Based on what I've been told, the cats and my friend's home have been treated multiple times but the fleas keep coming back. I'll pass on the tips you wrote in your post.

How to Self Induce Vomit

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- Mon, 20 Jul 2015 15:48:55 EST Xn1mllug No.37563
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I try the classic method of fingers down the throat, but that only triggers short little spurts of vomit, not like a complete stomach evacuation. Is there a better method?
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David Mankinshit - Sun, 02 Aug 2015 22:47:02 EST ruIw8hYD No.37588 Reply
>>37563
You're probably just taking your fingers out too soon.
Wiggle fingers and tickle the back of your throat. Don't stop just because you're starting to gag. Keep going until you actually start to puke and then keep going some more. You should have puke on your hand if you did it right.
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Floyd !R9Y/BjtepY - Tue, 08 Sep 2015 14:56:01 EST 8PhEJBo0 No.37639 Reply
this is an old thread, but if you want to limit things to the use of just your fingers, caress and finger your butthole thoroughly. stick fingers up your nose, lick em good and stick em down your throat. it would help if you drink a lot of liquid and something chunky, or like it eat some soup before hand. so much shit is gonna come out that way.

that, or chug robitussin after eating some soup with bread. if chugging itself doesn't cause you to vomit everywhere, you'll vomit everywhere 45 minutes to an hour and a half later.

drink the dirtiest whiskey you can think of, chug chug chug

get addicted to opioids and stop taking them and get withdrawals. you'll be puking all day long in terrible agony, but you will definitely be puking your guts out.

soak a benzedrex nasal inhaler cotton in robitussin syrup and maybe throw in some kind of liquor, for good measure. or maybe make some jenkem.

non-traditional acquisition of educational materials

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- Fri, 28 Aug 2015 11:00:57 EST QX0mLfTu No.37619
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I'm getting ready to go back to school. These textbooks though... shit's expensive. I know you can pirate some of them, but what about the pay software? Are there legit keygens out there?

I need access to pearson mylabs plus for my course. I've done some preliminary searching but most links lead to survey bullshit. Maybe I'm not looking hard enough, but I'm afraid I might not find any legit keygens. If anyone has any protips I'm all ears.
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Shitting Birringlack - Sat, 29 Aug 2015 21:31:20 EST r8SyzIu9 No.37623 Reply
Look for used copies online.

Go on subcirclejerks for pirating college texts and ask them

Buy your textbooks from Amazon India, they are 10% the listed price but reprinted on shitty quality paper (who cares). You need an Indian forwarding service, a PO box where they just wrap paper around it with your address and remail it to you.

Don't take shitty courses that make you use garbage proprietary online learning 'tutors'. Go to a real school like Stanford which prints free texts for students, and doesn't charge tuition if your parents combined income is under $125k.
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John Fonnerstone - Tue, 01 Sep 2015 00:41:46 EST G6BT3tUq No.37631 Reply
Maybe u should ask your dog if you can borrow some money (sorry for the non advice. Pearson is a bitch!)
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Esther Drarrygold - Wed, 02 Sep 2015 21:25:45 EST jytjLvvd No.37633 Reply
>>37620
Eh well fuck the publishers of the over priced text books. Most of the money doesn't even go to the authors. Not to mention that lots of texts books to stupid shit like change the home work problem numbers from edition to edition without doing anything else.

build a half pipe

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- Thu, 16 Apr 2015 13:22:51 EST /j/yM4Ja No.37419
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So I recently just got my first house I want to bring my childhood dream of having a half pipe in my backyard to life. Has anyone tried this? I've been watching YouTube videos and reading lots online but I was wondering if anyone had any first hand experience doing this. I can't build anything huge only about 4-6 feet high I think that should reasonable.
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Charlotte Bundleson - Fri, 15 May 2015 01:45:15 EST HvkQK4qr No.37472 Reply
>>37471
I didn't mean that as condescending, just if you didn't know it might make searching easier. Good luck! I hope to be in the same boat as you in a few years.
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Cornelius Goodwater - Mon, 24 Aug 2015 05:57:14 EST 2GNSE/sr No.37611 Reply
it will be steeper than you think so plan for that
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Fanny Pungerfuck - Mon, 24 Aug 2015 07:27:37 EST TscaQb+h No.37612 Reply
>>37611
>Make ramp.
>Shit nigga this is awesome.
>Get on bike.
>Holy shit it is like a vertical wall.
>Fuck.

My entire childhood.

>FFFFFFFFFFFFSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Stock Market/ Investing

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- Thu, 20 Aug 2015 16:04:06 EST SdM8n9ni No.37604
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Can someone give me the skinny on investing and trading stocks? Explain it to me like I'm a child.

Is it worth it? Whats worth investing in? How can I make it profitable?
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Doris Brunkinbat - Thu, 20 Aug 2015 22:16:44 EST r8SyzIu9 No.37605 Reply
http://www.amazon.com/Trading-Exchanges-Microstructure-Practitioners-Association-ebook/dp/B003ZSHIPE/ which is a book I just got because of this CTF type programming challenge recommended it that I just read http://www.kalzumeus.com/2015/08/20/designing-and-building-stockfighter-our-programming-game/

It's generally not worth it unless you have insider knowledge, or lot's of money to speculate with http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2011/01/02/business/20110102-metrics-graphic.html?ref=business&_r=0

A good way to invest is just follow Carl Icahn around. He's a robber baron so if he invests a stakehold in a corp he'll force them to spin off departments to make more money like he just did with Ebay forcing them to spin off Paypal http://www.shareholderssquaretable.com/

Hacker news is a good place where sillicon valley techs talk about stocks all the time, and lot's of them work for wall street corps too just search for stockmarket stories and read the comments like this one:
https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=6831461

Suspicious story about a guy who doesn't work and lives off the returns of his investments in Australia with interesting comments about S&P 500, trade strategy, ect. https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=10048212
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Walter Clogglespear - Thu, 20 Aug 2015 22:43:15 EST nBkLg2GL No.37606 Reply
Jesus fuck there's like a dozen threads right now on /howto/ about this. Did you even like read the board before posting your halfwit thread?

Logics

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- Fri, 10 Apr 2015 17:54:37 EST clqNcD20 No.37409
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I remember someone saying on /lit/ that philosophers are the masters of logics the other day. Another person argued that knowing how to deal with logics facilitates critical thinking and therefore beneficial.

But how does one start with logics? I see there are many types of logic, so I am at a loss here.
If why I'm seeking this knowledge is important, then it is because I'm interested to find out more about critical thinking and reasoning. Where should I start?

Thanks and here are some shotguns for a wanky zombie apocalypse.
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Whitey Cheddlebidging - Tue, 07 Jul 2015 06:21:00 EST VXPvRV9U No.37548 Reply
>>37409

Philosophy student here. Just buy textbooks on sentential and formal logic and you should be good to go. You'll realize that math is just logic applied to quantities, which makes both math and logic easier.
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Thomas Buggledock - Sun, 02 Aug 2015 07:30:52 EST 63wtzUls No.37586 Reply
>>37409


Just learn to trace back your thoughts and opinions. Every thought had a reason, whether apparent or not. If you learn the whole chain, it's easier to see if it's right or not, and the reasons behind them.
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Sophie Bingershaw - Mon, 10 Aug 2015 21:18:56 EST 63wtzUls No.37596 Reply
>>37409

Just pay attention to the information you take in.

How to add guitar/bass tabs to a youtube video?

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- Sat, 08 Aug 2015 23:33:05 EST 3ZN+M5TS No.37595
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Hey everyone. This is a dumb question, but how in the world do you add guitar/bass tabs to a youtube video? I'm wanting to create a tutorial video like this guy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZtCylX9lvc

Also, I'm wanting to do it using free software if possible.

Music and shite.

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- Sat, 25 Jul 2015 21:20:35 EST wm+w5oW7 No.37574
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Sup /howto/, thought I would post this in Music first but that doesn't seem like the kind of place for learning instruments and all.

I have decided to spend my NEET time doing something worth while and I have always been into music so why not do that? I tried music early on as a kid but never stuck with it, I have a keyboard, drumset, guitar plus a bunch of other nick nacks. I have some basic books for drumming and guitar and a good bit of piano books from beginner to barely into intermediate shit but I don't have a huge amount of instructional material. I could get through everything in a month's time probably and be decently proficient.

So if you haven't inferred, I am looking for free shit. Preferably one big ass wall of text that covers metal, jazz and blues guitar. I am doing guitar first then I will take up drums after I am more into guitar. I would be greatly appreciative of drum shit too but right now I am looking for guitar mainly. I would like to master drums and be a good guitar player. Guitar I just want to play certain genre's and just be able to make solid work for my drums. I may take up piano/keyboard after I am well into drums and close to advanced with guitar to supplement my skillz.

I've tried the little tid bits here and there from a bunch of websites like freedrumlessons and youtube people and all that shit but it never teaches anything other than narrow focused things without any order or progression.

I'm not looking for places that have, "Hey check out this rudiment. Forget about the others this one is ballin."

Pic semi-related.
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James Fammlewetch - Thu, 30 Jul 2015 23:08:45 EST 5frD2gxZ No.37577 Reply
>>37574
Transcribing can teach you almost everything you need to perform really well, and the theory will speed up the process and offer you more than a pragmatic understanding of music. But the pragmatic understanding is usually where people don't spend enough time. Listen very actively, and listen to tons of music. Listen to your favorite recordings and know them well enough to execute all of it in your head. Singing can make you sure that you're achieving this. There are a few parts to the music you want to comprehend--phrasing, intonation, articulation, dynamics, and more generally cues and interplay. There are others I'm sure I've missed, and they are equally important.

You can't just half-ass your way through playing ideas, and you definitely DO NOT want to practice this way. It teaches mistakes. Your mind does not distinguish between correct playing and mistakes, it's more like mastering the probability of your mistakes. Slow things down until your execution is perfect, and you can be conscious of what you're playing, then turn up the metronome a tick. Never exceed your mind's ability to experience what you're playing. Slow down or practice something else if your mind tires. It's a rewarding way to practice and it prevents sloppiness which brings diminishing returns.

The strategy is to learn riffs and lines that interest you from artists that you like. Pause the track, write down the time. The more you can internalize, the more you train your brain to know how to play. Most modern music like what you listed is built on feel, and the theory and vocabulary is an expression of that. As you learn the vocabulary, you must absorb the feel so that later you can ask your brain for a feel and you get vocabulary. Make sense? The instrument doesn't exist.
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Eliza Wongerman - Sat, 01 Aug 2015 12:58:23 EST Fctp2H8E No.37579 Reply
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>>37577
ive learned from playing the tuba "if you can sing it you can play it"
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Esther Blambleway - Mon, 03 Aug 2015 17:03:16 EST G6BT3tUq No.37590 Reply
>>37574


Does anyone have any resources for learning piano? Keyboard, specifically.
I'm looking for something that has worked for you, I already know how to google.

I'm Idot

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- Fri, 30 Jan 2015 20:28:25 EST Z6d/dxfd No.37271
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It seems that some people learn very quickly without "chunking" or other short-term memory techniques.

Like they get taught something, and they learn it instantly. "Sharp-minded, or he's sharp".

Others, like me, take 3-4 times before it actually registers. Yesterday at boxing, the instructor was teaching us footwork and everyone else "got it" much quicker than me.


I've always had this problem and I'm wondering if it's just decades of mental laziness. I'm awful at comprehension and remembering what I read, when I copied stuff off the board I'd always have to look up again....I struggle with being taught or instructed..


So my questions are: Are there exercises to train short-term memory like lumosity, do they work? has anyone here had the same problem as me, and how have you dealt with being a bit slow, or is the whole situation just a genetic curse.
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Nell Finnerman - Fri, 24 Jul 2015 16:35:34 EST tzTxx5oq No.37572 Reply
refer to people who get things faster than you as nerds and start listening to Lil' Jon
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James Fammlewetch - Thu, 30 Jul 2015 23:16:11 EST 5frD2gxZ No.37578 Reply
I posted in the other thread about learning music, but the rules apply to everything

http://boards.420chan.org/howto/res/37574.php#i37577

Basically you want to achieve an internalized understanding through whatever means necessary. Your mind has to keep up 100% with what's going on or you will not remember it and you will not intrinsically understand it.

Bill Evans explains it best:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEHWaGuurUk
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Thomas Buggledock - Sun, 02 Aug 2015 07:06:05 EST 63wtzUls No.37582 Reply
>>37271

Try singing while you practice fighting. It will help brain work harder, get more exercise. Heh, and as an added perk, you will get more stamina and have better control.


Could also take phenylpiracetam and eat a ton of eggs.

Looking to buy sex

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- Thu, 21 May 2015 02:58:30 EST nMl0Am1P No.37487
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How do I find a prostitute in my town? Do I go to strip clubs or drive down the streets? Side streets? Downtown? I have no clue.
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Eliza Wongerman - Sat, 01 Aug 2015 13:03:54 EST Fctp2H8E No.37580 Reply
if and when!!! ask the prostitute to model for you
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Thomas Buggledock - Sun, 02 Aug 2015 07:00:15 EST 63wtzUls No.37581 Reply
>>37580

Go fuck yourself. Models are not prostitutes. (Though some prostitutes may claim to be models) Do you have any idea the kind of shit this causes? Both of the awkward stupid kind, and genuinely dangerous kind?

This is why models have to bring bodyguards nowadays. That and human trafficking. So fact is, if you accidentally try to prostitute a model, their boyfriend is coming up to shank you, and claim payment.
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