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Homeland defense

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- Mon, 16 Jul 2018 21:01:41 EST 78UHN0Ec No.38581
File: 1531789301649.jpg -(2937879B / 2.80MB, 4032x3024) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Homeland defense
I have 23 acres of land, mostly wooded and would like to find advice on how I could defend this land or use it to my advantage in a doomsday scenario. Not only scavenging for resources but defending against invaders.
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Shitting Hendleway - Fri, 03 Aug 2018 15:14:58 EST mOJSvyD2 No.38601 Reply
Build a bomb shelter, breed livestock, underground armory, try to find well water
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Shit Fuckingham - Tue, 11 Dec 2018 13:59:51 EST EZb1YPtB No.38648 Reply
defend it by keeping up on your property taxes and maintaining your fence. you have plenty of room to grow your own food. you have to have a good water supply and shelter, maybe get a yurt kit or something that won't piss off local building inspectors. keep it legal so they can't take it from you. and the best weapons for self defense are the ones carried by your local constabulary. you don't want to get in trouble for wasting a zombie. you want doors that you can lock securely. fresh air, freedom, that's what it's all about. make friends locally, maybe join a volunteer firehouse or a church or something for networking, so you know who to call to back you up. these things are important, and too many people ignore warning signs. because you're in the sticks you're going to need some wheels as well, keep that jalopy in tip top shape, and don't lose your license aka your lifeline to foolhardiness like a dui.

how do I e-socialize?

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- Sat, 25 May 2019 16:42:53 EST DTOmdZXV No.38707
File: 1558816973468.jpg -(33007B / 32.23KB, 500x375) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. how do I e-socialize?
tl;dr version: how do I befriend women online? Not for sexting/fucking, just chatting and bonding.

Hello /howto/; dating shit like tinder or okcupid is rather useless and more like meat-markets regardless of how much they try to steer away from that, hence why I'm looking for advise on an app or website to post an ad/profile specifically with the goal of finding a person (preferably a human female) to chat with and have a sort of long-distance friendship.

Ideally this would be entirely text-based (no pics, because I'm fugly) and if it makes any difference, I'm into geeky stuff like Yu-Gi-Oh and video games even though I'm an old man (31yo wizard).

Any input is appreciated.
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Phoebe Blackforth - Sun, 26 May 2019 00:31:07 EST EZb1YPtB No.38708 Reply
you could like, get involved in various facebook groups. like something like um... essential oils and alchemy... or yu-gi-oh or whatever you're into... my dnd crew is international and half fem.
also, talk to people about art.

Action-Cams and SD-cards just suck dirty Donkey-Pubes

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- Mon, 20 May 2019 17:01:54 EST Q/DsFomb No.38704
File: 1558386114794.jpg -(82461B / 80.53KB, 380x500) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Action-Cams and SD-cards just suck dirty Donkey-Pubes
Got myself an old GoPro from a friend and bought an YI Discovery Action Cam and a 29.- Cam from Victure.

>GoPro destroyed (?) two MicroSD-cards. Won't recognise inserted SD-Cards
>"Please insert SD-Card Error"
>Format SD-Card with over Action-Cam-Options (takes over 2 hours for 64gb!)
>"Please insert SD-Card Error"
>Trying different SD Card, different speeds, different sizes
>testing SD-Card with Smart-Phone and SD-Card-Reader:
>SD-Card not damaged. works fine.
>tired by spending so much $$$ on fucking SD-Cards and waiting weeks for them
>trying external tools from "SD-Card-Formatter" to "USB Disk Formatting Tool"
>cam still an asshole, not wanting to accept any SD-Card!


>Same problems with YIDiscovery


>trying cheap ass "Victure Action Cam"
>using integrated SD-Card-fromatting
>after 45 minutes: Can use cam !!!
>Happy with the results I decide to ditch the GoPro and YI


>buy another Victure
>"Please instert SD-Cam"-error all over again.


Can someone please kill the Action-Cam-market with a fire?
How the fuck is this even acceptable?!


Are there affordable, waterproof action-cam-cases for a Smartphone?

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- Sat, 27 Apr 2019 18:27:31 EST CZO6kYNY No.38696
File: 1556404051700.jpg -(180718B / 176.48KB, 1200x675) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Are there affordable, waterproof action-cam-cases for a Smartphone?
Since fucking circlejerk failed me once again:

I am looking for a waterproof action-Cam case for my Sony Xperia Z3 Compact.

Does this exist?


I fucking HATE youtube!

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- Tue, 08 Aug 2017 16:19:25 EST iagENVTr No.38363
File: 1502223565429.jpg -(60857B / 59.43KB, 568x335) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. I fucking HATE youtube!
I've been working with some friends and guys from other cities for months on some small, non-commercial artsy fartsy short-movie projects and some experimental compilations.

Used cc-licensed music for the most but the best ones use music from more or less known bands.

I know, as soon as I upload these vids youtube will give me another fucking strike.

How can I share them now? How could I upload them without risking a copy-right-strike?

I even took the "legal" route and asked multiple bands and their labels, but NEVER received any answer!
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Phyllis Goodwater - Sat, 12 Aug 2017 07:02:51 EST Y2hoDt8D No.38364 Reply
>>38363
I think Vimeo has a lot of artsy stuff on them.

Or you can just make a new youtube and risk it.
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Jenny Puckleridge - Tue, 05 Sep 2017 00:33:38 EST Ekw38NwA No.38378 Reply
>>38363
Go to opentuner . is and look at all their mirrors. Use one of those sites.
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John Goffingdock - Wed, 06 Mar 2019 10:04:54 EST 9Iv6C8wD No.38658 Reply
If you want to go anarchy mode you can always shift the tone down.
Even something like half a HZ down that a human couldn't even tell would make it unrecognizable to the automated systems.

Also if they don't respond to mail, if they list a phone number you'd maybe have better luck getting ahold of a response to legal usage.

Stankness

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- Thu, 08 Jan 2015 03:56:36 EST Spr++EK+ No.37187
File: 1420707396870.png -(770967B / 752.90KB, 710x458) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Stankness
Hello /HOWTO/

I live in a fucking hot country and my body odor is fine apart from my feet. If I wear sandals fine, but sometimes I like to wear shoes or have to and when I do, damn my feet stink and so do my shoes. How do I stop this from happening... Pic unrelated
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Emma Dashletch - Thu, 02 Feb 2017 00:27:56 EST 2MvoV1+N No.38197 Reply
baking soda and orange peels if you want a zesty trick
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Martha Nerringfot - Mon, 19 Nov 2018 11:47:05 EST 8lEx+1Ip No.38645 Reply
soak your feet in lemon juice. maybe some gnarly bacteria on your feet? you can buy one of the uv sterilizers on aliexpress for 15 & antimicrobial socks on there while your at it (10 pairs for $10)
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Shit Fuckingham - Tue, 11 Dec 2018 14:02:34 EST EZb1YPtB No.38649 Reply
try the cream that they sell for athlete's foot

Bitcoin trading

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- Wed, 16 May 2018 20:13:18 EST J91rkWTD No.38531
File: 1526515998383.jpg -(181182B / 176.94KB, 960x960) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Bitcoin trading
Anyone got any resources for trading bitcoin? I'd like to get into it any advice is appreciated
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Simon Pittfoot - Sun, 07 Oct 2018 17:41:36 EST ty2bRpye No.38631 Reply
>>38582
>>38620 now they're doing dealing in GBP, just wish I had done diving right in like 9 years ago so that I'd be rich now
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Charlotte Dronderted - Fri, 30 Nov 2018 14:49:05 EST EnJ7aCcM No.38646 Reply
I've been trading CBOT Corn options for a couple years now, just a few thousand dollars' worth. Would highly recommend it over your tulip-based derivatives. Don't expect to become suddenly wealthy.
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Charlotte Dronderted - Fri, 30 Nov 2018 14:50:29 EST EnJ7aCcM No.38647 Reply
>>38646
Forgot, investopedia.com is a good place to start out. Try to find paper books on trading if you get more interested.

Make money, i missed out on the btc rocket

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- Fri, 12 May 2017 18:53:34 EST Y2hoDt8D No.38308
File: 1494629614245.gif -(4032663B / 3.85MB, 280x175) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Make money, i missed out on the btc rocket
So does anyone know much about those cryptocurrencies?

I used to buy drugs through the deep web markets and when i've looked back through some of my old btc trading accounts which are now completely empty i've worked out that at todays rates over $70,000 worth of coins passed through my hands...

Any use in investing in some of the newer coins like NMC etc which are relatively cheap?

Or should i focus on LTC or what?
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Doris Happerlock - Tue, 10 Apr 2018 10:59:41 EST xNYfCUab No.38500 Reply
If you have to ask for advice on what to invest in you shouldn't.
People will just tell you what they WANT to be true

The key is to be knowledgeable in the area you're investing in. For example, an IT Person would invest in Crypto or Stock that he thinks will rise because he understands the sector. A Mechanic would invest in car stocks because he understands the market trends and whats important and so forth..


>>38454
Ripple is a scam, it's not even a cryptocurrency. Its a disgrace that it's listed on any exchange... You do realise that 60% of XRP is held by the creators of it?
They're just in it to make money and slowly sell out - XRP has nothing to do with banks either, you're beeing misled.

See OP? People like these will flock to give you their informed opinions, most of them are flat out brainwashed
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Cornelius Blythebanks - Wed, 01 Aug 2018 20:46:30 EST H1y6AwIO No.38599 Reply
>>38500
He is Totaly right!


I personally prefer dezentralised Cryptocurrencys. But i guess some Big Players are very against that.

How to become a male model

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- Tue, 06 May 2014 12:16:36 EST 5y8W7il6 No.36452
File: 1399392996497.jpg -(520164B / 507.97KB, 1200x1674) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. How to become a male model
How to I break into the world of modeling? Alternatively, porn or stripping? I'm sick of being NEET, but I gotta some way to keep paying for food and martial arts lessons, and I don't want to work to retail. I'm 6'5, fit and lean as fuck, I figure that might help a bit. I heard the first step is doing some nude anatomy modeling for the local community college or something. Do I just go to the art building and ask if they need any anatomy models? Please advise, I need money for kung fu and otaku bullshit.
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Henry Nonderford - Sat, 23 Jan 2016 00:38:30 EST U1F5D6lj No.37801 Reply
be a camslut, make bank
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Barnaby Shittingridge - Thu, 04 Oct 2018 17:18:14 EST YLlX4yfK No.38629 Reply
I know this is an old thread, but I thought I'd ask: Is Toronto really that much worse than NYC/LA to be a male model?

I found this at a clandestine drug spot

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- Sat, 14 Jul 2018 14:18:10 EST a9RXQuTf No.38577
File: 1531592290348.jpg -(1169210B / 1.12MB, 2560x1536) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. I found this at a clandestine drug spot
What is this?
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Rebecca Wuckleville - Fri, 05 Oct 2018 05:20:32 EST TRUCSsol No.38630 Reply
Its ecstasy or a variant of it.

Pullin lick aka stealin shit

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- Sun, 19 Aug 2018 06:47:37 EST ivMJmlML No.38606
File: 1534675657717.jpg -(116882B / 114.14KB, 720x782) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Pullin lick aka stealin shit
Me and my friends are in the Jankin shit biz and it's my job to find new come ups and ways to make money simply by takin somethin. From construction generators, cars, vacation home shit, vending machines, pretty much anything. We need new ideas any nifty ways to make quick cash off easy machines?
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Edward Fuckingshit - Mon, 10 Sep 2018 11:59:35 EST qttRE3yy No.38613 Reply
Man down at the movie theater they got this huge orb full of loonies and toonies. We're gonna call it the Big Dirty, man

Extraction Method....

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!xmwplAg9wU - Mon, 17 Sep 2018 20:08:14 EST xcXWjuc3 No.38624
File: 1537229294861.jpg -(466674B / 455.74KB, 1920x1080) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Extraction Method....
I think you can yelllow from a plant by using ; salt, water, a boiling pot, and five minutes after you grind up the dried leaves...

I need your help!!!

I already have eaten the fresh leaves--and THIS is not Tobacco--and I did get a buzz for 9 hours and the affects last'd for 3 days... anyone know how?

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