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where do I get someone to create a cheap Logo for me?

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- Tue, 07 Mar 2017 15:08:30 EST aEMBDLE6 No.38255
File: 1488917310440.jpg -(458669B / 447.92KB, 800x1000) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. where do I get someone to create a cheap Logo for me?
I would like to get a Logo (gaming and movie-related)
(and a 3-5 second intro-video)
cheaply made.

It doesn't need to look too fancy.

Any ideas where I should look?

Fiverr disapointed me
since all of the designers I contacted gladly took 5-10 bucks
but wanted over 20 more after the first payment!

(Had to refund every one of them!)
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Late Prix - Wed, 08 Mar 2017 01:03:32 EST pdrwy8kJ No.38256 Reply
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>>38255
Thats what you get for using Fiverr!

Designing a Logo for only 5 or 10 bucks? Yeah... sure buddy!

Lazy, greedy pricks all over the place incompetent amateurs who couldn't use photoshop if their life depended on it!

But you get what you expect. Its not possible to get a good design for just 5 bucks!

Prove me wrong!
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Hugh Worthinglock - Tue, 14 Mar 2017 03:45:33 EST SG4sGsDc No.38262 Reply
Why not just start experimenting with photo shop and do it yourself? There's a lot of good tutorials. And its not like you have to become a master to do a logo. Here's what I'm thinking.
>pirate photo shop
>watch some videos on how to use it
>experiment with it for a week or two
>come out with something you legit like.
Its not like you'll be the best at it but having a little bit of basic skill with it will be nice. Sure, its a little more work. But you'll be learning a bit of basic skills in the process.
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Mosh - Wed, 15 Mar 2017 07:32:33 EST WlXYdcNr No.38263 Reply
>>38262 you dont even need to pirate photoshop, Adobe photoshop CS2 is free to download now, it's probably Illustrator that you want to pirate

SERIO

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- Wed, 02 Nov 2016 06:27:45 EST SPqhLdq6 No.38115
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how to chemical peel yourself?
where to buy the stuff?
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Mosh - Tue, 10 Jan 2017 11:10:36 EST SPPvq7RQ No.38179 Reply
I was wondering about this acid peel, people travel to London and pay £500 for this, and isn't it meant to be painful too ?
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Samuel Beggletetch - Sun, 12 Mar 2017 01:51:17 EST 0y2F+cIj No.38259 Reply
>>38115
Watch out, my opinion.

What I do, I am about, 46 or something years old. People say I look 26. 32 I like to wash my face real well, under the eyes and above, eyelids, nose, etc.

Every time I get up to go to the bathroom at night, I like work my facial
muscles, Ya know the clint eastwood eyes squint?

Wake up, first thing is adjust eyes, facial movements. In a while
you find a place where you can guess what may work best for you.

The neck and shoulder areas are just as important, they are part of our
facial expressions. When you find the two actually working together,
you will likely see further connections with your body of what you are
trying to accomplish.

Know the show "the doctors" look up this chemical peel. I believe I saw an episode where, things can go far far wrong with internet , as well establishments who weren't really qualified to do these.

I am sure you are just great anyway. We all are. I think. I would though, look up google, botched chemical peels.

Surely the chemicals could be, not what one expected. As well, if they are correct, if you never had this procedire done before, one could have unwanted reactions to legit chemicals. Even followed to professional methods.

Not trying to be a bummer here. Just internet stuffs, things can go wrong. As well botched facial surgery from the best of the best .

Good luck either way.

Thermite

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- Sat, 04 Feb 2017 15:20:59 EST 5MYTTaUA No.38199
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How is it made?
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Betsy Worthingstone - Wed, 08 Feb 2017 06:43:13 EST 2B3BZUpg No.38203 Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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Phyllis Hubbershaw - Fri, 17 Feb 2017 21:02:48 EST jIHZZy2z No.38210 Reply
>>38206
would be cool if you report if this works, I dunno how you'd even get the ingredients

Living off the grid, isn't it way too romanticized? (AMA)

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- Fri, 17 Feb 2017 10:14:34 EST APyi2HHG No.38209
File: 1487344474453.png -(27109B / 26.47KB, 1000x785) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Living off the grid, isn't it way too romanticized? (AMA)
Had the idea long time ago, when I was way younger to just fuck it all
and live on a farm with some friends.

I gave it a try and lived nearly 2 years on a farm (still not completely off the grid!), worked, ate, slept ther
and had a small wooden trailer to live in.

Most energy came from generators and gas.powered heaters.

Winter time sucked, since heaters made it way too hot and heat-preservation was only good in the barn, where hay-balls were placed unter the roof.

Toilet was a chemical box
or a real toilet, that was in the house of my "co-workers" outside.

At some point, when you had to consider bathing or just going naked with a morning-wood to the bathroom impossible
I just said "fuck it!", lived on welfare for a short time
and got a relatively nice job to pay for the rent in a cozy flat!

Sure, its a overwhelming feeling, waking up, seeing the sun go up and starting work a t your pace while still regenerating from work of the last days.

But I am sure, the only reason for this "euphoric" feeling many dropouts describe is just a small thing that keeps you alive in a cave-man status.

Dem kiddos

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- Mon, 06 Feb 2017 12:55:46 EST ztb9ipqg No.38200
File: 1486403746733.jpg -(46425B / 45.34KB, 602x602) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Dem kiddos
so i was assigned with an project to deal and fill up some time of teenagers.
The thing about them kiddos, is that they are the ones with an attitude, raised by non caring parents, so they might have school but as far as i know, they dont even show up there before the police has to pick them on from the streets.
My worry is how does one become an icon to them, a rolemodel of some sorts, how do i get their attention and secondly, in an educational level, what would be good activities to get them hooked on (ex. English class, art of some sorts, considering some form of cooking)
inb4 weed, i think some them are already in that game, no need for me in this
also, sidenote, i, the assigned one, am a foreigner with pretty low level of local language, manageable, but still yet low
Any thoughts fellas?
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Clara Hungerbanks - Thu, 16 Feb 2017 18:42:59 EST ce/BQPvu No.38207 Reply
Make it a science class and teach them how to cook meth and take bong hits.
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Merinery Minerals - Fri, 17 Feb 2017 09:43:02 EST APyi2HHG No.38208 Reply
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Just bail!

Kids are like drunken sociopaths,
shit-talking, aggressive, no motivation and no self control.

Only high-qualified personell should handle kids,
especially since presumably only 20% of all parents are doing their job!

ask me how to do anything... anything

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- Wed, 20 Aug 2014 02:54:28 EST vthGB4wx No.36806
File: 1408517668972.jpg -(32641B / 31.88KB, 459x162) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. ask me how to do anything... anything
and I will tell you how, ill hang around this broad for a few days
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Charles Giblingdit - Fri, 30 Dec 2016 22:27:35 EST ElhLyxQ2 No.38169 Reply
how do I get free weed and smoke it without my parents smelling
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Doris Sullysure - Sat, 11 Feb 2017 17:55:26 EST MbNaF10j No.38204 Reply
>>38141
Large doses of 4-meo-pcp and DPT in combination.

Howto Leave the country escape student debt

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- Wed, 14 Dec 2016 23:16:23 EST hNxW20rE No.38142
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In USA.
What do
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Nathaniel Heckleson - Thu, 26 Jan 2017 03:00:26 EST xRygU34r No.38191 Reply
>>38181
>implying people can take your debt if you didnt have a cosigner
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William Gummerlock - Thu, 26 Jan 2017 20:06:33 EST zkij/XDb No.38193 Reply
>>38191

>implying any bank in the last 15 years would ever give you a student loan without a cosigner

Becoming prime minister of New Zealand

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- Mon, 08 Jun 2015 09:02:21 EST bDbjtT5T No.37512
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Guys, i need to become prime minister.
I feel like it is important to get a wide range of highly educated opinions on the subject. This is why i have chosen the venerable denizens of 420chan to help me in my work.
I currently have no job and have enough money to pay bills for 2 weeks. I can definately find a job pretty easy and i expect to find one in the next week.
Past that, i don't have a university degree and i did averagely in high school.
So now that you've heard what i can bring to the table, i feel like we should get into the nitty gritty of policy, promotion and party politics.
When i assume my position as prime minister, i will grant you all citizenship for your hard work in our righteous fight.
God Defend our Free Land
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Reuben Crarringwell - Sat, 18 Jul 2015 00:56:10 EST KJFrEDCr No.37557 Reply
You can't be prime minister without going to the elite schools of NZ (wherever your elites go) and networking with other elites with law degrees, well typically.

You start by simply organizing and getting elected to a low level position somewhere, then scheming and plotting your way to higher power through cronyism and corruption like every single other country.

The Obama method is a good strategy. Go to top school on scholarship, join every club in the school and become leader of it, join a church but not because you're religious but because you wish to learn the public speaking game of the guy giving sermons, after your law degree go into "community leadership" which helps you network into some sort of low level political position, then get all your old Yale or Harvard friends to help you raise money and hire them as campaign managers, become POTUS or grand chancellor of new zealand or w/e.
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Charles Giblingdit - Fri, 30 Dec 2016 22:36:02 EST ElhLyxQ2 No.38171 Reply
Import a bunch of Americans and help us get asylum citizenship, we'll live in Maiori slums on South Island and vote for anyone who passes us a joint.

Carpentry Apprenticeship

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- Thu, 15 Dec 2016 09:33:47 EST gW45FZYW No.38152
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Going to build an off grid tiny house, can take care of most of it but know nothing about woodworking. Does anybody have experience with carpentry training or apprenticeship? which school/center/business have you gone to, and would you recommend it? has anybody tried self-teaching, or the internet? how did it go and what website/book did you learn from?
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Charles Pegglebanks - Fri, 16 Dec 2016 17:45:09 EST 5bt9mrwU No.38156 Reply
Youtube videos will teach you a lot, but there's no substitute for someone looking over your shoulder and telling you how you're fucking up. There will also invariably be things that you will never learn by yourself because they won't occur to you. That goes for any craft, but I would say building stuff especially.
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Jarvis Horryhit - Mon, 26 Dec 2016 14:22:40 EST egqBgWJ5 No.38162 Reply
they say one of the final challenges of carpentry is to make your own door from scratch (rather than a pre-hung). if it hangs nicely, closes smoothly, and doesnt swing open or closed, then you're probably good at carpentry
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Edwin Ciblingkork - Mon, 26 Dec 2016 20:16:49 EST 9Jgh4wxd No.38164 Reply
>youtube + dad + local bunnings

I've built a little platform out in the woods, no previous experience.
I would suggest trying something a bit smaller first and then going for the house, also get a design down that is site apt. first.

Street sign theft

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- Thu, 20 Aug 2015 23:15:23 EST mhFoS58Y No.37607
File: 1440126923484.jpg -(76565B / 74.77KB, 620x447) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Street sign theft
What's the best way to go about stealing a street sign? Not a stop sign or anything, but a street name sign. Do you just Wd40 the bolts and go at it with a wrench? or what? Not looking to remove the entire pole and go from there, ideally I want to take just the sign itself
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Albert Nadgelock - Fri, 16 Dec 2016 14:50:07 EST gW45FZYW No.38154 Reply
>>37608
This dude walked in the door to give my buddy a street sign, he got the wrong one, so he runs out the door and 3 mins later comes back in, hardware and all. Shit was jokes. Sooo, just don't be a pussy and rip that shit off the post
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Charles Pegglebanks - Fri, 16 Dec 2016 17:35:13 EST 5bt9mrwU No.38155 Reply
>>37995
Not if they're street signs they don't. nb.

North American sassafras extraction

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- Sun, 23 Oct 2016 16:10:58 EST 30V5qSNf No.38106
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So say I found some sassafras albidum trees. From my understanding this is a source of safrole to make mdxx chems. Wikipedia says it's not economical to extract safrole from on a large scale but small scale can be done. Can anyone point me in the right direction with what to do with this? I know the roots and root bark require a steam distillation process to isolate the essential oils. But like, guides/tutorials on how to do this anyone? I'm sure that since there's dmt extraction teks for all sorts of plant sources, all around the web there's bound to be some for this, I just can't seem to find it
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CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Fri, 28 Oct 2016 23:45:05 EST 3PXg4GDE No.38112 Reply
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Looks like safrole is soluble in alcohol, so buying a bottle of Everclear would be a good start.

I don't know the details, but try looking up steam distillation methods for something like mint (since mint also contains alcohol-soluble aromatic compounds). The technique probably transfers to sassafras root bark.

>tfw sassafras is supposed to be native to my area but it's actually not because of the poorly-drained soil

travelling with diapers

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- Thu, 07 Aug 2014 12:57:06 EST 69qwnqQG No.36767
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http://www.ministryoftofu.com/2011/01/chinese-hit-bumpy-road-home-lunar-year-signifying-beginning-largest-annual-human-migration/

http://www.rense.com/general69/kdll.htm

did one of you has to do this too?

What do you do against the urge to pee?

The public restrooms and the ones on the train are often so messy, I prefer diapers.

Modern diapers have become super-absorbent these days. No squishy or wet-feeling between your legs.
Just sayin'
Better then a infection or the smell on the loo.
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Name Calling - Mon, 29 Aug 2016 14:29:49 EST y4lU9hWs No.38051 Reply
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>>37899
So you are basically saying
they should not be able to choose from different designs and make incontinence even worse for people affected by it?

>>37996
this.
Working with handicapped children and teens.
Its a shame how they are getting ripped off by healthcare-companies for basic needs
.

Just take a look!
Incontinence-briefs for bed-wetters used to cost 5 bucks some years ago!

Now, if you want to get the patients some kind of choice, you'll have to pay easily 100 bucks for one piece that looks like granny-pants from the last century!
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Angus Goodspear - Sun, 09 Oct 2016 07:39:08 EST atQ3TB4Q No.38098 Reply
>>38051
Glad people like you are working to make necessary items available!
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Hannah Drerringkire - Fri, 04 Nov 2016 00:31:40 EST 2Ew27xB8 No.38118 Reply
>>36767

Not being a fuckig degenerate's an option as well. nb

How to protect my bike?

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- Sat, 24 Sep 2016 18:02:18 EST CO6r09ic No.38080
File: 1474754538553.jpg -(118217B / 115.45KB, 1024x490) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. How to protect my bike?
How do you make your bike Theft-Resistant?
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Shitting Ferryditch - Thu, 27 Oct 2016 00:47:18 EST WRlRIdAs No.38107 Reply
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>>38080
looks like one could actually ride the bike away with a little effort as well
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Clara Turveyshit - Thu, 03 Nov 2016 06:42:56 EST CfRcPIve No.38117 Reply
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If you know how to weld, get some flat bar. About 3/8" thick by 1 inch wide. Bend it into a big ass U. Weld a hinge onto it or bolt it and grind the flats off the bolts so it can't be loosened. Locktite that shit too noob. bend a short L onto the hinge piece so that it overlaps the other side. Then drill a .5" hole through and put a circular lock on that nigga.

Bolt cutters can't cut 1" flat bar. Bolt cutters can't cut round locks. An expensive round lock can't be bump keyed or easily picked. Nobody is going to pop out a portable oxy-acet torch or a battery powered angle grinder to steal your bike. Both are loud and obnoxious as fuck.

>Make your bike look like a total piece of shit too. Stickers, duct tape, rust etc all make your shit look less enticing.

>Purple is lock.
>Red is top bar that hinges.
>Black is the U thing of flat bar.
>Blue is hinge.
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Alice Chettingfog - Fri, 20 Jan 2017 12:22:44 EST jWMIDY2n No.38185 Reply
>>38117
That lock would weigh like fucking 15lbs. And I would say the hinge is the weakest part of that and it's where I'd attack it. Upside down can of air duster and a hammer maybe? Depends on how well you weld.

I want to learn to sew

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- Fri, 28 Oct 2016 08:34:54 EST 4hzZzHmr No.38109
File: 1477658094133.jpg -(198707B / 194.05KB, 540x810) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. I want to learn to sew
I'm not sure where to begin, but I wonder if there is a well known or well-thought-of guide that already exists. I'll be googling, of course, but perhaps someone here knows a reputable guide for the very, very beginner off the top of their head. A .pdf maybe. I'm not sure.
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Phineas Pickhood - Fri, 28 Oct 2016 08:39:08 EST 4hzZzHmr No.38110 Reply
Oh! Very important: I mean to sew by needle and thread, by hand. I do not have a sewing machine at the moment. Can't believe I left that out.
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George Crandleford - Fri, 28 Oct 2016 13:49:33 EST R3G9+7LE No.38111 Reply
start with a sewing kit , needle and thread , if you dont have one already , put the thread on the edge of a needle and use it on fabric you want to experiment on, its nice feeling when you do it c; , layers and patterns are just a part of it

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