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420chan is Getting Overhauled - Changelog/Bug Report/Request Thread (Updated July 26)


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- Tue, 29 Sep 2015 03:38:24 EST /KmJFbar No.37670
File: 1443512304897.jpg -(448869B / 438.35KB, 1000x1390) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. catacombs
imagine getting lost in the french catacombs.
Or the even larger catacombs at odessa.

How would you survive?
What are the chances of finding your way out?
Do you think there are people living down there?
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Reuben Chenninglock - Sun, 29 Nov 2015 00:09:46 EST Eh9zZgXY No.37741 Reply
urban exploring, tunneling. fun stuff.
Martin Ginderdodging - Sat, 07 May 2016 14:29:02 EST gQPFg9vj No.37934 Reply
>>37714 pretty sure they reference this in that shitty "as above so below" movie, which was way better for the catacomb footage than it was for plot line.

How do I kill myself via ligature?

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- Sat, 23 Apr 2016 00:09:58 EST Xa9laeTk No.37904
File: 1461384598092.jpg -(73125B / 71.41KB, 632x474) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. How do I kill myself via ligature?
I'm really stupid and I just cannot kill myself. I go un-concious after like 10 seconds or so. But I always wake up??

What I'm doing is getting a t-shirt made out of cotton. I put it around my neck and tie it to a stick then I pull the stick outwards and it's uncomfortable but it seems to work. But when I go unconscious it the t-shirt goes loose again and I don't die. Please help.
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Angus Crorringbuck - Tue, 03 May 2016 03:23:25 EST qp6lSEVE No.37931 Reply
Keep-on-keeping on. No giveee up. Wwe all at times, see things btter..
Angus Crorringbuck - Tue, 03 May 2016 03:26:16 EST qp6lSEVE No.37932 Reply
excuse my keyboardddd. I will trry to gigure it out.

Reegardlesss, you syrely more imprtamt.

Figuring Out an Identity

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- Wed, 27 May 2015 01:07:27 EST EQvfPVaq No.37494
File: 1432703247142.jpg -(1105690B / 1.05MB, 1920x1200) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Figuring Out an Identity
How does someone find their "identity" or purpose? How do I understand who I am?

More importantly, how do I find out what I want out of life?

What do you personally want from life?
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Graham Picklock - Thu, 14 Apr 2016 18:31:38 EST ZJdcriYp No.37895 Reply
You dont find it, you have to decide it. Neoliberalism has a good part: you can be anything you choose and make profit out of it.

The cons? Life is finite and deisitions have repercutions. Thats the game of life.

Have you ever known about someone who choose his path and is totally unsuccessful?
Molly Sollernick - Mon, 18 Apr 2016 00:41:18 EST ubaAlja5 No.37900 Reply
So I ate a bunch of spiders and told my parents I don't really love them.

Now I have a mouthful of spider bits and I'm out of the will. Thanks a lot, asshole.

/howto/ secretly video record on the go

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- Thu, 24 Mar 2016 09:57:34 EST POi0L6So No.37873
File: 1458827854061.jpg -(20878B / 20.39KB, 564x354) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. /howto/ secretly video record on the go
I'm looking for a method of secretly video recording on the go - i.e. during walking adventures abroad so i'm not 'that guy' holding a fancy camera/phone device and pointing it around like a trashy tourist..

A not too shabby resolution & enough battery life and storage for using on/off throughout the day, with minimal faffing around (on/off button) would be ideal.
Products exist for this purpose and I'll list several below but I'm interested in YOUR thoughts on the matter.

Welcoming suggestions and potetial problems. Such as how to conceal device under casual clothes and use it without anyone noticing.
Sidney Trotdale - Thu, 24 Mar 2016 10:18:53 EST POi0L6So No.37874 Reply
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Alreet. I'm not a bona fide suit wearer so i'm not sure about how well a button style camera would conceal in the button hole of a casual shirt - upper pocket of or back pack/sholder strap pocket.
pic related is this: 640x480 video resolution, mini SD and TF card memory, usb cable slot.

Another similar model here: http://www.dictaphones.co.uk/ProductDetails.asp?ProductCode=SPEMIN4GB

As you can see, lens looks kinda like an actual button. Where does the rest of the unit sit? Gotta be inconspicuous as possible. Especially travelling in an unsafe urban area where you want to keep your wits about ye.
inb4 someone suggests HD video recording glasses - can't be sacked with that.

a teeny video recording camera module *Wired* to an android phone, microcomputer or battery+storage drive or something.. was kinda what I had imagined. (Discreet!)

websites that teach

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- Wed, 03 Jun 2015 03:18:40 EST IuAR7NR5 No.37506
File: 1433315920831.jpg -(73680B / 71.95KB, 700x474) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. websites that teach
are there any other good websites for learning besides codeacademy and khanacademy?
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Custom Grow fixtures

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- Wed, 09 Mar 2016 22:13:26 EST TFJzyOuA No.37856
File: 1457579606626.jpg -(3492859B / 3.33MB, 4160x2340) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Custom Grow fixtures
I was wondering if you guys had any good sources on custom grow setups?

Led's preferably, pictured is mine.

It's a 400w fixture.

A 36v 12a power supply for cctv systems.
wired in parallel to 2x 250w and 1x 150w buck converters, for constant current.
The converters are wired in parallel to 3 per 250 and 2 to the 150.
50w cob chips of course, working at 35v 1500ma each.

Parts hit about $250 if you include some of the tools I had to buy. (but should have had in the first place.

Pulls 470w from the wall, I'll be testing it's ability to grow in a 4x8 area next to its brother when it's finished.

Here's a helpful link to some led stuff.
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Whitey Hivinggold - Sat, 09 Apr 2016 07:11:47 EST Qtz16c4F No.37889 Reply
Is this even a real heatsink with cooling fins or just some aluminum plate?
You are aware that LEDs even work when they are overheating, but their lifespan is drastically reduced. They also have abysmal performance when they get hot. Your 50000 Lumen might turn out to be 30000 for a few weeks.
Whitey Hivinggold - Sat, 09 Apr 2016 07:13:26 EST Qtz16c4F No.37890 Reply
Also good riddance if you payed more in parts than a 400W HPS fixture costs.
Charles Bevinghere - Tue, 12 Apr 2016 10:23:03 EST xDaS0dhy No.37892 Reply

They are mounted to CPU heat sinks mounted to 3"x8" ducting. 2x 120mm fans pull air from the running CPU fans through the fins. all powered by one 12v 2a power supply.

Heats not a problem, I could hold my fingers against the heat sinks after a 12 hour fire test. its average time on is 16 hrs a day so far, and nothing has started failing yet.

Flat aluminum would never have the heat dissipation to even run one 50w cob.

Job in IT

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- Mon, 04 Apr 2016 22:36:08 EST OKEdpmdO No.37884
File: 1459823768795.jpg -(57198B / 55.86KB, 363x321) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Job in IT
I have a BA in Psychology. I'm two years into a nonprofit job and I need something with better money/less bs.

A number of my friends do helpdesk/network admin work. How do I get in the field?


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- Thu, 26 Mar 2015 23:51:23 EST Sa+fU9aI No.37386
File: 1427428283820.jpg -(52042B / 50.82KB, 340x400) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Resume
I want to apply for some office type jobs in the near future and have no clue how to write a resume, or, for that matter, what to put on it since I'm only a high school graduate. So guys, what do I do to get some of that nine to five decent pay action?
Shitting Fallerworth - Mon, 30 Mar 2015 01:29:53 EST hH2+qdij No.37389 Reply
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Break your resume into these parts and focus on your accomplishments;

>Work Experience
>Volunteer Experience
>Misc skills and certs

For each one of the first three, list basic information, your duties and your accomplishments.


PetSmart: 2006-2010; Pet Products Lead.
-Trained Associates, ran WISE activity, ect.
-Created new system for organizing and working treat racks.

The misc. certs section does not need elaboration as it is essentially an education section.
Thomas Gusslebury - Thu, 31 Mar 2016 18:40:09 EST 0UgOL/Bu No.37880 Reply
download a latex editor. bitches love latexed resumes.
Thomas Gusslebury - Thu, 31 Mar 2016 18:40:10 EST 0UgOL/Bu No.37881 Reply
download a latex editor. bitches love latexed resumes.

Video Editing

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- Sat, 26 Mar 2016 16:13:48 EST raS2pXmI No.37875
File: 1459023228679.gif -(2096866B / 2.00MB, 348x266) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Video Editing
when you add a music track
but the track is not long enough to fit your video
what is your solution then?
CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Mon, 28 Mar 2016 11:24:55 EST ccx7Cqe1 No.37877 Reply
Stretch out the song first and call it "vaporwave".


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- Mon, 14 Mar 2016 20:21:09 EST Ue9NeL8x No.37862
File: 1458001269858.png -(93613B / 91.42KB, 250x250) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Life
How do I make a lot of money, move to Scandinavia, find a qt gf, and live in a remote comfy forest? This is all I want from life.
Eliza Worthingwill - Sun, 20 Mar 2016 23:17:28 EST ThtZ7wJf No.37868 Reply
Follow your passions. You won't even care about meaningless material pleasures when you're doing what you love to do.

Nah, I kid... just focus on making a lot of money. Scandinavian forest bitches will follow.
Henry Chugglemug - Tue, 22 Mar 2016 17:20:14 EST KHAtqCZ+ No.37870 Reply
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> become a pipefitter/welder
> move to Norway
> work in the ship yards and oil wells
> make boo-ku bucks
> start doing metal sculpture art on the side
> have money to start studio in wilderness
> women love rich artistic hard working men.

Stock market 101

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- Mon, 13 Apr 2015 22:17:05 EST IHrqt+Ui No.37415
File: 1428977825048.jpg -(87715B / 85.66KB, 800x533) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Stock market 101
How do I get into stocks? I've seen threads like these before but I'm a total noob college undergrad dropout who just quit his part time job with less than 10k on the bank. Any good resources to start out?
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Hamilton Crinnerwater - Tue, 23 Feb 2016 20:21:46 EST wnlzoEQ8 No.37843 Reply
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>it isn't exactly leverage
An options contract is the exact definition of leverage. Dude seriously?
>simply determine inflection points in the price and when they're likely to occur
"I have a magical crystal ball in my house. Seriously!"
>I should try other markets like forex
Oh god stop! my sides they hurt
>but I can't take you too seriously if you refuse to explain your trading/demonstrate profitability
I can't take you seriously because you're an amateur who shows no want of trying to understand the structural math theories that quantitatively validate derivative financial instruments, but you wanna think that you're louis fucking winthorpe, spouting off random price quotes like they mean anything...

But no I'm totally gonna hand over my ticker symbols to a stranger on the internet, yeah totally dude totally.

Just curious what would be your definitions of a "call" contract and a "put" contract, in your words?
Wesley Simblefuck - Fri, 26 Feb 2016 15:18:01 EST Ff1NGSHD No.37844 Reply
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Whoops yeah, I confused the terms margin with leverage. This is totally leverage, however I'm not using any borrowed funds, simply paying an upfront cost that could either expire worthless or appreciate significantly.

Honestly though, you're really unpleasant to talk with, and I'm not really interested in arguing over who's opinion is better, you can say anything you want but until you post your performance it's not really possible to take you seriously, especially with the bitter attitude you're giving me. Being emotional about trading is going to fuck you over. If you can't handle being contested by irrational idiots such as myself you really have no business in the markets because that's what markets are (these days, anyway..)

To make a final point about options, they really aren't that hard to understand. If a stock is $110 and you buy a $1 put at a $110 strike, all you need is for the price to fall past $109 and time decay becomes irrelevant since the put has a value of at least $1 (you broke even); if it falls further you exponentially increase your returns (leverage) since you can exercise the option and then dump the stock and pocket the difference (or rather, sell the option to someone who needs it). What I like about options is that even if the price goes against your trade, you still have until expiration for it to return and fall back into profit. On several occasions I watched my position fall %50, only to return and move into profit because I had a plan and stuck to it. Chasing trends AFTER they materialize is how most people get caught buying the peak and selling the bottom. Plan the trade, trade the plan.

You can reply but I'm really not interested in continuing this. Pic related is my performance, had to shrink it to fit inside the screencap. Did some more trading and managed to recoup my losses and be in profit by about $90, if I hadn't gone full retard on PNRA initially I'd be sitting on some very nice gains. I'm literally just playing price action, if I think it's overextended I short, overcomplicating it really doesn't help. Trying to frontrun news and claim you know a market better than it knows itself is ridiculous. A majority of stocks are bullshit pump 'n dumps anyway.

Anyway, I'm done here. The readers of this thread can reach their own conclusions, as they should.

Also anyone looking at trying this I couldn't recommend optionsxpress, their commissions are awful.

joining pictures together

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- Thu, 03 Mar 2016 14:44:48 EST cf8fdaZ4 No.37848
File: 1457034288784.png -(796822B / 778.15KB, 634x846) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. joining pictures together
holy shitstain!
Yes maybe I am just stupid
but how exactly can you fuck up such a simple feature?!

Opening paint,
want to drop multiple pictures in and join them,
so they become one huge collage.

wanted to start with four pics.
Simple isn't it?

Just drag and drop yor pictures on the blank paint-page? Nope.
Copy and paste it? Only one appears.
Trying Photoshop: Comes with miltiple-layer-bullshit for a simple task

Just give me one clean white Page and let me drag & drop my pics onto that!
Why isn't that possible?!

took me a while but at last I got it!
Ernest Wammlesore - Wed, 23 Mar 2016 12:16:15 EST Fjkmsu8M No.37872 Reply
Photojoiner brah...

mysterious paste

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- Fri, 29 Jan 2016 08:14:05 EST fY1fO6N2 No.37809
File: 1454073245038.jpg -(26984B / 26.35KB, 800x548) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. mysterious paste

Somebody left this link 'specifically for me' in an anonymous place, and said anyone with too much time on their hands could 'figure it out'. I have plenty of time on my hands but have been too weirded out to try anything, the post is from months ago but I can't stop thinking about it. Is there a way to view what this is without the password?

good resolution for printing posters

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- Sat, 23 Jan 2016 20:03:28 EST /j1xiepx No.37803
File: 1453597408847.jpg -(1510999B / 1.44MB, 2126x1494) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. good resolution for printing posters
If I want to print a poster at a copy-shop,
what resolution would be best?

For a Poster of the size you'll get sometimes at the cinema or dvd-rantal-service
(I have no Idea what exact size they have)
Isabella Drepperched - Sun, 24 Jan 2016 03:48:17 EST Tkoaw3mH No.37804 Reply
go to the copy shop and ask them what the highest dpi they can print on a poster....
Jack Bippernack - Sun, 24 Jan 2016 07:11:25 EST /j1xiepx No.37805 Reply
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yes, but the pic I bring them on a usb-stick must have a good minimum resolution.
Thats the question.
Augustus Hommerville - Sun, 24 Jan 2016 22:22:57 EST omyNvkKL No.37807 Reply
You must read the answer to understand it.

  1. Ask what the highest dpi they can print on paper
  2. They tell you
  3. You use that for your image, and put it on your sub flashdriver
  4. You did your best.

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