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Hosting Local Box Design Contest

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- Mon, 30 Nov 2015 15:23:20 EST 8JTUWikp No.37744
File: 1448915000362.jpg -(3392787B / 3.24MB, 4160x2340) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Hosting Local Box Design Contest
I'm wanting to promote my products in my city with some community outreach.
I specialize in modernized transportation devices (Hoverboards, Intelligent Unicycles, etc)

What I would like to do, is have a template that anybody can download, with the dimensions for the corresponding box (one for each model Hoverboard that I have) and the winner of the design contest will receive a free hoverboard of their choice, as well as the design to be placed on all boxes used for the model they entered for.

Does anybody know of a good platform/ service that can provide this?
Right now, I'm looking at trying to make a Vector File template so that anybody can download the blank design of the box, design accordingly, and then re-upload the finished/edited box design in full quality so that I can have the finished design sent to my manufacturer for production. Is this realistic?
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A Wizard - Wed, 16 Dec 2015 01:38:28 EST uaWEynvu No.37754 Reply
>>37744

If you want good artwork on your product, fucking pay an artist.
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Caroline Honeyford - Sat, 26 Dec 2015 15:56:27 EST Z9M6oY5w No.37769 Reply
OP's friend, OP was riding his custom hoverboard and it exploded killing him and his dog instantly.
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Nigger Clonnerlut - Tue, 05 Jan 2016 06:45:17 EST H4kkfYFO No.37778 Reply
Sketchup or Inkspace
But i prefer blender.
Classy post, the one above me.

Finding out when someone's died/finding their grave

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- Mon, 24 Aug 2015 00:04:02 EST QWBgBzyP No.37610
File: 1440389042014.jpg -(151220B / 147.68KB, 516x815) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Finding out when someone's died/finding their grave
Yo, how does one figure out when someone they know, but no longer are in touch with has died? Also how does one go about finding out where they are buried. Someone who beat my mother needs to get their grave pissed on once they're dead.
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Archie Grandhood - Sun, 20 Dec 2015 00:36:16 EST QWBgBzyP No.37761 Reply
>>37735
yeah but I don't know where this candy ass is going to die.
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James Buzzshit - Tue, 22 Dec 2015 00:23:24 EST CFf041P9 No.37764 Reply
what if they get cremated how will you piss on the urn?
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Hugh Findergold - Thu, 31 Dec 2015 18:43:24 EST sTDgaXFM No.37776 Reply
>>37764
I'd break into their next of kin's house and shit in the urn. Fuck pissing in it. I'd shit in it.

I'm a sveedish plumbler I'm here to fix your pivpes

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- Sun, 20 Dec 2015 03:48:18 EST kOAMp0fl No.37762
File: 1450601298970.jpg -(29039B / 28.36KB, 400x600) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. I'm a sveedish plumbler I'm here to fix your pivpes
It's a vourkin, it's a vourkin, don't vorrie bout it, don't worrie bout anything!

Fleeing

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- Mon, 23 Nov 2015 14:31:18 EST JA1HVk9t No.37737
File: 1448307078560.jpg -(42497B / 41.50KB, 400x344) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Fleeing
I will try to keep this as short as possible people.

I know someone, a woman, who is Lebanese and has 2 children. She is married but they are basically separated. The guy he is I think technically a sociopath and he uses his own kids as pawns in his game. He doe snot love them and he does not live with her or his 2 kids anymore, but does see them sometimes. Example he took them on a 40km journey on a motorbike with no helmets and they are like 10 and 12 yo, also it was cold and now they are ill.

Anyway she wants to the country because Lebanese law is such that the man has all of the power when it comes to custody of kids through a divorce and many other things. She wants to flee. She does not know how and I a wondering what would be the best place, way and how? The main thing here is for the kids sake, this guy is terrible and ruining many lives

Any further details that are needed I will provide them
Thanks in advance
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Phyllis Bemblestudging - Mon, 07 Dec 2015 21:35:33 EST NbBLUzz2 No.37749 Reply
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You either have to have family outside of Lebanon who can organize y'all a ticket out of Beirut (had a friends cousin who fled her husband in Byblos>Beirut>Cyprus>Greece>Australia) or jump ship to Damascus and hope you can get to Jordan before IS nuts push south or Assad starts rekin shit.

Hope your friend gets out alright, Insh'Allahu.
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Nigger Clonnerlut - Tue, 05 Jan 2016 06:48:24 EST H4kkfYFO No.37779 Reply
Sounds like a lot from one side of the baby
but not a plan from the other side
It's the escape of 3.

Stressful Discovery

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- Wed, 07 Oct 2015 02:31:15 EST ks5f1zGB No.37687
File: 1444199475651.gif -(508796B / 496.87KB, 275x155) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Stressful Discovery
So I just got a new fridge and had to install a water line for it, using a T-junction from the sink and running it through the cabinets. Problem is, out of fear of overtightening the lines as I was warned by several people, I didn't tighten it enough and it turns out our sink has been dripping for a while now. We have hardwood next to our kitchen and as I stepped on it today.... squish. What the fuck?

There was definitely water under the floor boards... Fuck. Upon closer examination I realized the edges of the boards were buckling. It had just rained that day so I was freaking out that our roof was leaking. Checked all nearby walls, floor molding, ceiling, nothing... then I thought of the new line under the sink and found the drip. So I shut off the valve, fixed the leak, and have been cramming paper towels into every crack and crevice and stepping on the boards and trying to push the water into the towels, which kinda sucked most of the water out. It isn't squishing now but I'm worried about the damage this could cause. I live in Arizona so humidity isn't a problem but I'm still stressed. After some googling I saw some vacuum suction things you can put on the floor, but I don't know if that's needed. Also have a box fan blowing across it for whatever good that will do. I just needed to vent this somewhere, seems like I always have something to fix or work on at this place... *sigh*. Anyway, anyone have any other tips for me in handling this? I plan to just carefully monitor over the next week or so to see if I need more serious restoration done.

Also my girlfriend hasn't even noticed lol I want to avoid telling her and just fix it so she doesn't trip
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James Cupperwater - Sat, 28 Nov 2015 21:47:59 EST UEJJ1aS2 No.37740 Reply
better go catch it
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Phoebe Bagglewater - Sun, 29 Nov 2015 20:52:02 EST Eh9zZgXY No.37742 Reply
A thing to note is mold issues. There are blowers for drying wet carpet that would direct the air down to/under/across the floor. Better than a just a box fan, you can rent these for pretty cheap.

As much time has passed.

You could refinish the entire hardwood floor and baseboards. floor. Depending could sand, stain and clear coat it. With Stain, sand the floor, seep/vacuum, apply, wipe off. Clear coat, Keep moving, apply evenly, keep a wet edge. Work fluently, going back may cause tacky effects.

Also look into sand sealer, Sand the floor, stain, apply sand sealed, sand with a light grit
usually sand sponge, sweep and go over with a clean dry towel to ensure dust is minimal.
Clear coat and done. Can build the clear coat for a nicer refined finish.

A respirator is a good idea, stuff is flamable so turn off pilots lights, water heater etc light if they are nearby. The vapors stay in the air and hang low and tend to go right to water heaters.

Also keep dust off the final clear finish, no more sanding. Otherwise it will show. Close windows doors noting , pot up platic between the room.

Sorry for the overkill but if you have nice wood there make it really nice.

Glasswork repair?

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- Thu, 08 Oct 2015 05:08:44 EST v03Jz29y No.37695
File: 1444295324547.jpg -(16615B / 16.23KB, 425x319) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Glasswork repair?
I have a lowball glass that developed a crack along the side earlier this year that I've continued to use since the crack was so small that nothing leaked out. However, after months of continued use and dishwashing cycles the crack now goes from the lip of the glass down about three-quarters and then curves around to another side. It's still sealed, though, and does not leak liquid. I'm getting kind of worried about the crack getting worse, to the point that it'll either shatter in my dishwasher or in my hand. I'll probably just throw it away, but I was wondering if there's a way to fix it since I get bored from time to time and DIY stuff helps pass the time if it's interesting. Is there a home method of repairing glasses that have these hairline fractures?
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Lillian Claywater - Thu, 08 Oct 2015 19:21:16 EST v03Jz29y No.37699 Reply
>>37697

Yeah I was thinking about applying heat but was worried about it just hurting the integrity of the glass before it managed to seal the crack. Running my fingernail over it it seems the crack is on the inside of the glass and doesn't go through to the outer side at any point. As such, applying cement/epoxy to the inside where liquids will be kind of worries me. I'll look up if there's non-toxic options available, but I'm thinking I should just take my lowball out back and put it out of its misery.
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Priscilla Nuvingtad - Thu, 29 Oct 2015 01:01:26 EST Cy4p435G No.37713 Reply
>>37712
I wouldn't use epoxy for a drinking glass. too many nasty chemicals leeched by most 2 part epoxies, plus it can't withstand much heat. I've seen glass repaired with UV curing glue.

Carving Pipes

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- Wed, 16 Sep 2015 18:46:07 EST FOPQLfzj No.37652
File: 1442443567986.jpg -(1111645B / 1.06MB, 2560x1920) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Carving Pipes
Anyone have any experience with making pipes out of good old fashioned trees? I got one decent pipe i made from some scrap wood, a dremel, and drill. That pipe was small though and id like to start working on larger pieces. Right now i got a pipe in the making thats a bit over a foot long and i need to know how to bore out the stem of it. I tried taking a wire coat hanger and using a torch lighter to make the end red hot but that only worked for like maybe 5-6 inches. Anyone know a more reliable way of making that part of the pipe?

TLDR: Need to know how to make really deep holes like yer mums
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Lydia Fettingnadging - Tue, 06 Oct 2015 00:07:37 EST kMUgzApq No.37684 Reply
>>37652

Here's the best advice you'll get. Dip them in shellac. It will make them handle the higher heat of weed, help preserve and strengthen them, and make them shiny.
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Charlotte Gengerway - Sun, 11 Oct 2015 19:09:22 EST hCwfRJkL No.37700 Reply
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>>37652
I've made several pieces over the last few years, out of different materials. My favorite method is to use bamboo and wood for a bong. A ~12" long section of bamboo, cut just above and below the nodes makes a killer little bong chamber. Just make sure to thoroughly dry the bamboo before working with it, or it'll split in half after a couple weeks, and of course water can't be left inside the bong for days on end. you should empty it right after smoking.

I then glue a little section of wood onto the side of the bamboo, and drill a hole diagonally through it into the bamboo chamber, this essentially being the downstem.

For the bowl I drill a hole through a little block of wood, about the size of a large 6 sided dice, making sure it's a safe wood to smoke from, (maple is the cheapest and easiest to find, but there are other safe options like olive, cherry, and briar). After that I press fit in a bit of brass tube halfway through the block, and then drill the pilot hole to ~3/8" until it hits the end of the brass tube, this forms the chamber.

From there I just embellish and clean up the looks of the piece, and sometimes seal the rim where your lips go to keep it more sanitary.

I've had some of these last well over a year of constant use, though the bowls get a little bit charred after a while if you torch your bowls.

pic related, a zelda themed one I made a few years back. I'll post some more illustrative diagrams later

Bad mold problem

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- Mon, 07 Sep 2015 16:04:33 EST supwLzF6 No.37637
File: 1441656273400.jpg -(33142B / 32.37KB, 533x399) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Bad mold problem
I'm pretty sure I live in a house with black mold and I had no way or money to fix it. I'm buying a mold test kit asap but right now I have every symptom. My nose gets stuffy only in my room, sometimes I get head pains, I'm sensitive to weather and sweat easy. I'm always thirsty and pissing every 30 seconds. My window has a really musty smell where I think the mold is an the wind is constantly blowing into my room through that window. On especially windy days all my symptoms get worse and all I can smell is mustiness. What do?literally every time I go in my room without fail my nose pluga up, I get headaches, my neck gets stiff and all I can smell is muaty shit. I think it's a really severe mold problem because the wind hits my window dead on all day every day and I live in upstate NY so the wind literally blows 60 mph all fucking day long. The window is sit quality so all the wind passes right through it and it all smells must and awful I can tell the wind is blowing mold spores in my room all day. The window freezes bad in winter and has a inch of ice on it every single morning so it just melts and drps Anton of water down the inside of my window. Wtf do I do?
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Alice Clonderberk - Fri, 18 Sep 2015 14:34:33 EST CJC0B77k No.37654 Reply
get a spray bottle from the dollar store or where ever; if your re-using one be sure to rinse it out well.

Fill with 2:1 mixture of water and bleach. (dont have to be exact, just dilute the bleach a little more)
spray the affected area with the bleach water.

Once thats done, I would almost recommend fixing the window, however if you want to be really cheap about it, go get some of the 3m window wrap, put that shit up and hit it with the hair dryer to tighten it up.

That should stop the wind from blowing in, and prevent/lessen the window from freezing in the winter.
Also it looks like that window could be easily reached from the outside, so I would also get some silicone caulk in a tube and seal the outside sill better, that should help stop some of the air leaks as well.

Also, dehumidifier, they do wonders although they are a little more expensive than bleach, silicone, and 3m window wrap.
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Alice Clonderberk - Fri, 18 Sep 2015 14:35:29 EST CJC0B77k No.37655 Reply
>>37654
also don't forget to clearly mark the spray bottle with bleach in it as "BLEACH", don't want to accidentally use that shit thinking its water or 409 or some shit.

WEBM GUIDE

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- Mon, 05 Oct 2015 15:18:25 EST +tBSBOaY No.37682
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How are you guys making WEBM's? The only video editing program I have is freemake.

Ddddddd

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- Tue, 29 Sep 2015 23:06:01 EST G6BT3tUq No.37671
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Blacksmiths? I just read this tutorial and I am pumped to make some knives then Eventually more elaborate art pieces. (Maybe even a sword worthy of kevin sorbo's grip.)

https://imgur.com/a/Vr4UD?desktop=1

Tell me your knowledge.
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Shit Gunderfune - Fri, 02 Oct 2015 05:56:21 EST XX4Q7so/ No.37676 Reply
>>37671
Just start with some iron daggers to get your smithing to 100. Nerd. /s

How does one...

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- Fri, 12 Jun 2015 03:00:20 EST OVGdKqkn No.37516
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darknet?
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Faggy Facklefoot - Mon, 07 Sep 2015 11:59:56 EST YOXqiPAK No.37636 Reply
I just recently got i2p and have literally no idea how to use it. I haven't started it up since the day got it cause it's super slow. Any suggestions/ things I should use it for?
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William Honeyspear - Mon, 21 Sep 2015 02:20:14 EST uejGqgw2 No.37662 Reply
>>37516
/r/darknetmarkets

This is the hub of dnm communications at present, aside from individual site forums.
There's a noob subcirclejerk also.
Don't use hiddenwiki.
Use tails from the start.
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Faggy Subberstock - Mon, 28 Sep 2015 01:33:28 EST Vj+VcnLf No.37669 Reply
The darknet is just russians posting about boring things. There's nothing interesting, and 3/4 websites don't work.

british investing

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- Fri, 11 Sep 2015 12:29:34 EST jQztOMOM No.37642
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Do any of you people know the best banks to set up a long term savings account ?

Is there anything better I could invest my money in in england ?

Also how do you go about buying stocks over here ? do you buy them online or through your bank or a speicial stock broker ?

Whats a good site to go on to learn about investing in the stock market and finding out how to research companies you want to invest in ?
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Frederick Ginderwell - Fri, 11 Sep 2015 17:19:23 EST ZPF45Wjx No.37645 Reply
>>37642

Unless you plan on training yourself in it as a profession, you're probably better off putting your money in a bank rather than trading stocks yourself. Go to a reputable bank that hasn't been involved in too many scandals and explain that you have cash that you want to invest. Try a few different ones and choose the one you like the most.

So, online stock trading is a thing you don't necessarily have to go through a broker. But they will take part of what you earn. A few google searches will find you some of them, and there are practice ones where you can make sure you don't blow all your money immediately. Some people have made a decent amount of money, and many of them have good tools to help you plan what you want to do. This is much more risky than putting it in a bank.

Prevent flea infestation

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- Wed, 09 Sep 2015 22:30:29 EST TW+i6iq/ No.37641
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Im visiting a friend for a few days & I found out after I arrived that her cats both have fleas. The cats usually lounge in the room I'm staying in and I've already been bitten a few times. Is there anything I can do to prevent myself from bringing the fleas home? I keep my luggage and backpack zipped shut when I'm not using them, but I'm not sure if that is enough to keep the fleas and flea eggs out of my clothes & bags.
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Albert Blamblekork - Fri, 11 Sep 2015 15:38:38 EST Fctp2H8E No.37643 Reply
take garlic supplements and theyll leave you alone but to curve an infestation...i have no clu
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Frederick Ginderwell - Fri, 11 Sep 2015 17:06:51 EST ZPF45Wjx No.37644 Reply
>>37641

OK motherfucker it is time to take DRASTIC measures to avoid this. Ideally you will inform your friend to not be an irresponsible idiot and get some treatment for her cats and get them (the fleas) out of her home. When a large group hatches your life will be fucking hell on earth. You do not want that. Let me emphasize that your friend REALLY FUCKING NEEDS TO DEAL WITH IT BECAUSE IT IS SHITTY FOR THE CATS AND IT CAN GET REALLY BAD.

First: Fleas can't lay viable eggs from human blood. They will feed on you, but if there are new fleas it is from a pet. If you don't have a pet, you will be OK except for the few that come with you. And they are hardy. So, wash all your clothes when you get back, and leave the bag out in the sun so it gets really hot. They don't like heat.

Second: A good way to guage how bad the problem is to put a baking pan or other shallow dish on the ground with some dish soap mixed with it, and a lamp shining onto it. For some reason this activates the stupid little idiots brains and they all jump into it, and they can't escape from the soapy water. Tell your friend to leave these things out all over the place to kill the adult fleas. Now, they are are in all different life cycles so this doesn't solve the problem.

Third: Tell your friend to get some fucking medicine for the cats from the vet. I don't care how fucking poor she is, I don't care if they don't bite her, but not doing anything is animal abuse. They eat the shit out of your pets and only bite you because they are starving or stupid. If she is aware of the problem and not doing anything I want to smash her face in with a brick.

Third: Insecticides can help, but they won't totally solve the problem. If this is to be dealt with quickly, you have to manually kill the fleas, treat the pet, and treat the house, ideally in a wombo-combo simultaneous blow. They will periodically come back as the flea can lay dormant for quite a time, so don't stop treatment even if the problem is diminishing. If your house is dirty at all, make sure you clean the fuck out of it, especially around the walls and under shit and carpets, and if you don't have a pet they won't get established at your place.

Again, if you have a pet get flea treatment for it. Wash all the shit you bring back from her house, wash it hard including the luggage with scrubbing, and if you see any kill them by hand or trap. If you notice they are in one particular room only, clean the fuck out if it, bug bomb the bitch, put out soap traps, nuke the pet with more insecticides, clean it again, and then keep the soap traps coming. If you see any fleas, kill them with extreme prejudice with your hands.
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Doris Femmerspear - Fri, 11 Sep 2015 22:50:30 EST 9Qj0rsgI No.37646 Reply
>>37644

Thanks. I will definitely wash all of my clothes when I get back, and thankfully I don't have any pets so I hope that will be enough to get rid of any that hitched a ride back with me.

Based on what I've been told, the cats and my friend's home have been treated multiple times but the fleas keep coming back. I'll pass on the tips you wrote in your post.

How to Self Induce Vomit

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- Mon, 20 Jul 2015 15:48:55 EST Xn1mllug No.37563
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I try the classic method of fingers down the throat, but that only triggers short little spurts of vomit, not like a complete stomach evacuation. Is there a better method?
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David Mankinshit - Sun, 02 Aug 2015 22:47:02 EST ruIw8hYD No.37588 Reply
>>37563
You're probably just taking your fingers out too soon.
Wiggle fingers and tickle the back of your throat. Don't stop just because you're starting to gag. Keep going until you actually start to puke and then keep going some more. You should have puke on your hand if you did it right.
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Floyd !R9Y/BjtepY - Tue, 08 Sep 2015 14:56:01 EST 8PhEJBo0 No.37639 Reply
this is an old thread, but if you want to limit things to the use of just your fingers, caress and finger your butthole thoroughly. stick fingers up your nose, lick em good and stick em down your throat. it would help if you drink a lot of liquid and something chunky, or like it eat some soup before hand. so much shit is gonna come out that way.

that, or chug robitussin after eating some soup with bread. if chugging itself doesn't cause you to vomit everywhere, you'll vomit everywhere 45 minutes to an hour and a half later.

drink the dirtiest whiskey you can think of, chug chug chug

get addicted to opioids and stop taking them and get withdrawals. you'll be puking all day long in terrible agony, but you will definitely be puking your guts out.

soak a benzedrex nasal inhaler cotton in robitussin syrup and maybe throw in some kind of liquor, for good measure. or maybe make some jenkem.

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