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- Thu, 26 Mar 2015 23:51:23 EST Sa+fU9aI No.37386
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I want to apply for some office type jobs in the near future and have no clue how to write a resume, or, for that matter, what to put on it since I'm only a high school graduate. So guys, what do I do to get some of that nine to five decent pay action?
Shitting Fallerworth - Mon, 30 Mar 2015 01:29:53 EST hH2+qdij No.37389 Reply
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Break your resume into these parts and focus on your accomplishments;

>Work Experience
>Volunteer Experience
>Misc skills and certs

For each one of the first three, list basic information, your duties and your accomplishments.


PetSmart: 2006-2010; Pet Products Lead.
-Trained Associates, ran WISE activity, ect.
-Created new system for organizing and working treat racks.

The misc. certs section does not need elaboration as it is essentially an education section.
Thomas Gusslebury - Thu, 31 Mar 2016 18:40:09 EST 0UgOL/Bu No.37880 Reply
download a latex editor. bitches love latexed resumes.
Thomas Gusslebury - Thu, 31 Mar 2016 18:40:10 EST 0UgOL/Bu No.37881 Reply
download a latex editor. bitches love latexed resumes.

Video Editing

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- Sat, 26 Mar 2016 16:13:48 EST raS2pXmI No.37875
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when you add a music track
but the track is not long enough to fit your video
what is your solution then?
CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Mon, 28 Mar 2016 11:24:55 EST ccx7Cqe1 No.37877 Reply
Stretch out the song first and call it "vaporwave".


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- Mon, 14 Mar 2016 20:21:09 EST Ue9NeL8x No.37862
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How do I make a lot of money, move to Scandinavia, find a qt gf, and live in a remote comfy forest? This is all I want from life.
Eliza Worthingwill - Sun, 20 Mar 2016 23:17:28 EST ThtZ7wJf No.37868 Reply
Follow your passions. You won't even care about meaningless material pleasures when you're doing what you love to do.

Nah, I kid... just focus on making a lot of money. Scandinavian forest bitches will follow.
Henry Chugglemug - Tue, 22 Mar 2016 17:20:14 EST KHAtqCZ+ No.37870 Reply
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> become a pipefitter/welder
> move to Norway
> work in the ship yards and oil wells
> make boo-ku bucks
> start doing metal sculpture art on the side
> have money to start studio in wilderness
> women love rich artistic hard working men.

joining pictures together

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- Thu, 03 Mar 2016 14:44:48 EST cf8fdaZ4 No.37848
File: 1457034288784.png -(796822B / 778.15KB, 634x846) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. joining pictures together
holy shitstain!
Yes maybe I am just stupid
but how exactly can you fuck up such a simple feature?!

Opening paint,
want to drop multiple pictures in and join them,
so they become one huge collage.

wanted to start with four pics.
Simple isn't it?

Just drag and drop yor pictures on the blank paint-page? Nope.
Copy and paste it? Only one appears.
Trying Photoshop: Comes with miltiple-layer-bullshit for a simple task

Just give me one clean white Page and let me drag & drop my pics onto that!
Why isn't that possible?!

took me a while but at last I got it!
Ernest Wammlesore - Wed, 23 Mar 2016 12:16:15 EST Fjkmsu8M No.37872 Reply
Photojoiner brah...

mysterious paste

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- Fri, 29 Jan 2016 08:14:05 EST fY1fO6N2 No.37809
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Somebody left this link 'specifically for me' in an anonymous place, and said anyone with too much time on their hands could 'figure it out'. I have plenty of time on my hands but have been too weirded out to try anything, the post is from months ago but I can't stop thinking about it. Is there a way to view what this is without the password?

good resolution for printing posters

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- Sat, 23 Jan 2016 20:03:28 EST /j1xiepx No.37803
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If I want to print a poster at a copy-shop,
what resolution would be best?

For a Poster of the size you'll get sometimes at the cinema or dvd-rantal-service
(I have no Idea what exact size they have)
Isabella Drepperched - Sun, 24 Jan 2016 03:48:17 EST Tkoaw3mH No.37804 Reply
go to the copy shop and ask them what the highest dpi they can print on a poster....
Jack Bippernack - Sun, 24 Jan 2016 07:11:25 EST /j1xiepx No.37805 Reply
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yes, but the pic I bring them on a usb-stick must have a good minimum resolution.
Thats the question.
Augustus Hommerville - Sun, 24 Jan 2016 22:22:57 EST omyNvkKL No.37807 Reply
You must read the answer to understand it.

  1. Ask what the highest dpi they can print on paper
  2. They tell you
  3. You use that for your image, and put it on your sub flashdriver
  4. You did your best.

Picking Locks

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- Sat, 26 Apr 2014 16:12:13 EST CJrhGoab No.36430
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you heard me /howto/ I'm interested in picking locks. Any help?
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Nigger Shakecocke - Mon, 28 Apr 2014 09:32:00 EST LKmCztp3 No.36438 Reply
Pins go up and down, The lock goes left to right in an angular moment, If you need more than that or need help to figure that out, Then you have no business breaking into other people property. Chances are if you can' t work it out yourself then as soon as you bother you will probably get arrested.

If it's your own property then I'm certain you can get your hands on a hammer or even a rock. since it's yours, you won't care if the container is broken.
Samuel Sandlebury - Sat, 17 May 2014 05:28:24 EST 0XsvQDSA No.36484 Reply
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freon with a hammer and chisel. http://www.allelectronics.com/make-a-store/item/ptr-7400/freeze-spray-10-oz-can/1.html
Or a decent bolt cutter if you're going up against pad locks. Angle grinders can do some pretty cool things, but they need power, and they're loud as hell.
Finally, if you really need to get into something and nothing else is cutting it. Use a thermal lance. There's not a whole lot that will stop you, lest you're trying to open something crazy like the side of house or a vault door.

Vacuum cleaner carbon scrubber

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- Mon, 21 Dec 2015 17:20:09 EST ZgWzwP/m No.37763
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Vacuum with a carbon filter on it as a carbon scrubber for a 1 plant grow in an open room
Clara Somblehug - Sun, 17 Jan 2016 02:22:12 EST Z9M6oY5w No.37788 Reply
too loud not enough cfm
Cyril Wigglepodge - Mon, 18 Jan 2016 23:21:01 EST HXq1m3UN No.37790 Reply
dumb as shit, so fucking noisy. What do you mean open room? like a large room? the smaller the room the less air you have to scrub. Build a growbox with an outtake fan, can be a computer fan if you're only doing 1 plant in a small box but I'd recommend going bigger. put your scrubber inside the box so your outtake draws air through it. easy as fuck

Money Laundering

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- Sat, 05 Dec 2015 23:22:35 EST UCeahULn No.37747
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Anyone have some advice for moving money through bitcoin? I know how to buy/sell bitcoin, know my way around tor. I would like to know any tips for moving bitcoin to cash in larger amounts without raising questions.
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James Wellerstore - Fri, 18 Dec 2015 16:42:57 EST njqyOG0m No.37758 Reply
So are you looking for a bitcoin mixer or are you looking for a local cash bitcoin exchange?
Beatrice Sidgeridge - Tue, 29 Dec 2015 11:09:56 EST Y108X72F No.37770 Reply
you could pay your friends to cash some out into their bank accounts.
Hannah Higglegold - Tue, 29 Dec 2015 14:00:51 EST oLg1dOwP No.37771 Reply
If you want to be found, yeah thats a great idea.

Don't use people to know to launder money....

Use a bitcoin mixer, then find a local cash bitcoin exchange. There are quite a few. Also, there is a movie called "dope" that just came out, its funny and mostly off topic, but they do show a very vague scene of a local black market bitcoin exchange. Worth a watch if only for the humor in the movie.

Hosting Local Box Design Contest

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- Mon, 30 Nov 2015 15:23:20 EST 8JTUWikp No.37744
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I'm wanting to promote my products in my city with some community outreach.
I specialize in modernized transportation devices (Hoverboards, Intelligent Unicycles, etc)

What I would like to do, is have a template that anybody can download, with the dimensions for the corresponding box (one for each model Hoverboard that I have) and the winner of the design contest will receive a free hoverboard of their choice, as well as the design to be placed on all boxes used for the model they entered for.

Does anybody know of a good platform/ service that can provide this?
Right now, I'm looking at trying to make a Vector File template so that anybody can download the blank design of the box, design accordingly, and then re-upload the finished/edited box design in full quality so that I can have the finished design sent to my manufacturer for production. Is this realistic?
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A Wizard - Wed, 16 Dec 2015 01:38:28 EST uaWEynvu No.37754 Reply

If you want good artwork on your product, fucking pay an artist.
Caroline Honeyford - Sat, 26 Dec 2015 15:56:27 EST Z9M6oY5w No.37769 Reply
OP's friend, OP was riding his custom hoverboard and it exploded killing him and his dog instantly.
Nigger Clonnerlut - Tue, 05 Jan 2016 06:45:17 EST H4kkfYFO No.37778 Reply
Sketchup or Inkspace
But i prefer blender.
Classy post, the one above me.

Finding out when someone's died/finding their grave

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- Mon, 24 Aug 2015 00:04:02 EST QWBgBzyP No.37610
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Yo, how does one figure out when someone they know, but no longer are in touch with has died? Also how does one go about finding out where they are buried. Someone who beat my mother needs to get their grave pissed on once they're dead.
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Archie Grandhood - Sun, 20 Dec 2015 00:36:16 EST QWBgBzyP No.37761 Reply
yeah but I don't know where this candy ass is going to die.
James Buzzshit - Tue, 22 Dec 2015 00:23:24 EST CFf041P9 No.37764 Reply
what if they get cremated how will you piss on the urn?
Hugh Findergold - Thu, 31 Dec 2015 18:43:24 EST sTDgaXFM No.37776 Reply
I'd break into their next of kin's house and shit in the urn. Fuck pissing in it. I'd shit in it.

I'm a sveedish plumbler I'm here to fix your pivpes

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- Sun, 20 Dec 2015 03:48:18 EST kOAMp0fl No.37762
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It's a vourkin, it's a vourkin, don't vorrie bout it, don't worrie bout anything!


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- Mon, 23 Nov 2015 14:31:18 EST JA1HVk9t No.37737
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I will try to keep this as short as possible people.

I know someone, a woman, who is Lebanese and has 2 children. She is married but they are basically separated. The guy he is I think technically a sociopath and he uses his own kids as pawns in his game. He doe snot love them and he does not live with her or his 2 kids anymore, but does see them sometimes. Example he took them on a 40km journey on a motorbike with no helmets and they are like 10 and 12 yo, also it was cold and now they are ill.

Anyway she wants to the country because Lebanese law is such that the man has all of the power when it comes to custody of kids through a divorce and many other things. She wants to flee. She does not know how and I a wondering what would be the best place, way and how? The main thing here is for the kids sake, this guy is terrible and ruining many lives

Any further details that are needed I will provide them
Thanks in advance
Phyllis Bemblestudging - Mon, 07 Dec 2015 21:35:33 EST NbBLUzz2 No.37749 Reply
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You either have to have family outside of Lebanon who can organize y'all a ticket out of Beirut (had a friends cousin who fled her husband in Byblos>Beirut>Cyprus>Greece>Australia) or jump ship to Damascus and hope you can get to Jordan before IS nuts push south or Assad starts rekin shit.

Hope your friend gets out alright, Insh'Allahu.
Nigger Clonnerlut - Tue, 05 Jan 2016 06:48:24 EST H4kkfYFO No.37779 Reply
Sounds like a lot from one side of the baby
but not a plan from the other side
It's the escape of 3.

Stressful Discovery

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- Wed, 07 Oct 2015 02:31:15 EST ks5f1zGB No.37687
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So I just got a new fridge and had to install a water line for it, using a T-junction from the sink and running it through the cabinets. Problem is, out of fear of overtightening the lines as I was warned by several people, I didn't tighten it enough and it turns out our sink has been dripping for a while now. We have hardwood next to our kitchen and as I stepped on it today.... squish. What the fuck?

There was definitely water under the floor boards... Fuck. Upon closer examination I realized the edges of the boards were buckling. It had just rained that day so I was freaking out that our roof was leaking. Checked all nearby walls, floor molding, ceiling, nothing... then I thought of the new line under the sink and found the drip. So I shut off the valve, fixed the leak, and have been cramming paper towels into every crack and crevice and stepping on the boards and trying to push the water into the towels, which kinda sucked most of the water out. It isn't squishing now but I'm worried about the damage this could cause. I live in Arizona so humidity isn't a problem but I'm still stressed. After some googling I saw some vacuum suction things you can put on the floor, but I don't know if that's needed. Also have a box fan blowing across it for whatever good that will do. I just needed to vent this somewhere, seems like I always have something to fix or work on at this place... *sigh*. Anyway, anyone have any other tips for me in handling this? I plan to just carefully monitor over the next week or so to see if I need more serious restoration done.

Also my girlfriend hasn't even noticed lol I want to avoid telling her and just fix it so she doesn't trip
James Cupperwater - Sat, 28 Nov 2015 21:47:59 EST UEJJ1aS2 No.37740 Reply
better go catch it
Phoebe Bagglewater - Sun, 29 Nov 2015 20:52:02 EST Eh9zZgXY No.37742 Reply
A thing to note is mold issues. There are blowers for drying wet carpet that would direct the air down to/under/across the floor. Better than a just a box fan, you can rent these for pretty cheap.

As much time has passed.

You could refinish the entire hardwood floor and baseboards. floor. Depending could sand, stain and clear coat it. With Stain, sand the floor, seep/vacuum, apply, wipe off. Clear coat, Keep moving, apply evenly, keep a wet edge. Work fluently, going back may cause tacky effects.

Also look into sand sealer, Sand the floor, stain, apply sand sealed, sand with a light grit
usually sand sponge, sweep and go over with a clean dry towel to ensure dust is minimal.
Clear coat and done. Can build the clear coat for a nicer refined finish.

A respirator is a good idea, stuff is flamable so turn off pilots lights, water heater etc light if they are nearby. The vapors stay in the air and hang low and tend to go right to water heaters.

Also keep dust off the final clear finish, no more sanding. Otherwise it will show. Close windows doors noting , pot up platic between the room.

Sorry for the overkill but if you have nice wood there make it really nice.

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