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Weapons by Assmuncher - Sun, 12 Feb 2017 15:26:52 EST ID:D4o6P4Tr No.24617 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I have a boner
Basil Gebberridge - Tue, 14 Feb 2017 22:38:53 EST ID:68L4fr2o No.24619 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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David Fimmernuck - Fri, 17 Feb 2017 09:18:43 EST ID:8+unFech No.24620 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Henry Billingford - Tue, 14 Mar 2017 03:05:29 EST ID:Gy+Vn/dQ No.24682 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Dont you ever ever ever stop bumping and jenking. That's what lifes all about.
Martin Gungersat - Fri, 21 Apr 2017 23:25:30 EST ID:lNMxs+9f No.24701 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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can i get my high from pee pee?
Isabella Hinningforth - Tue, 25 Apr 2017 03:08:31 EST ID:vwOjEXad No.24702 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Jeaankkk beimmmpp gyduiis im SSO jeked rit nopww lloklool wutt???..

eau de fagjizz by Charlotte Mebberfield - Sat, 18 Mar 2017 05:34:53 EST ID:QJhQ3sLP No.24684 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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can u get aids from inhaling gay jenk?
i hacked into my neighbors sewage line & i've been stealing his makings for a couple months now, long enough to have some good batches ready to go. so i just found out this dude is a homo.
am i indirectly sucking cocks if i huff the fumes off of his fermented poop?
Nigel Bollybanks - Sun, 19 Mar 2017 11:59:17 EST ID:W3dWJBT1 No.24685 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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unless he has bowel cancer, or his blood is somehow bleeding into his shit, you should be fine
Fanny Shittingford - Sun, 19 Mar 2017 21:53:38 EST ID:QJhQ3sLP No.24686 Ignore Report Quick Reply
what if there was gay jizz in his ass when he pooped?
Martha Purryford - Sat, 15 Apr 2017 23:57:45 EST ID:lUGsLWI/ No.24700 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>can u get aids from inhaling gay jenk?
Only if the last cock in his ass was black.

the bottle you put your shit in by Lillian Dudgetire - Sun, 01 Jan 2017 03:02:23 EST ID:ll+Vynue No.24593 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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what do you put your shit in (pic unreated)
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Beatrice Cabbletodge - Sun, 26 Feb 2017 00:49:02 EST ID:7rkDLoKB No.24666 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Always use glass
Most plastic bottles are permeable to gas which means all that good shit is just gonna escape
Priscilla Fudgebark - Sun, 26 Feb 2017 03:34:56 EST ID:Sc5SxGWb No.24667 Ignore Report Quick Reply
slowly venting plastic bottle inside nonporous glass bottle, could be some new collection technique.
slowly venting plastic bottle inside nonporous glass bottle sitting in a bucket of ice, could be some new distillation technique.
liquid can be injected
another stray cat - Fri, 31 Mar 2017 18:29:56 EST ID:x8nUgzz1 No.24695 Ignore Report Quick Reply
dude iv jenk would be fucking godly, holy shit
is the math for this sound??
Isabella Blanderstock - Thu, 06 Apr 2017 01:05:38 EST ID:F48LmQ07 No.24698 Ignore Report Quick Reply
i put my shit in youre mouth
Where is spar dough>? !zzCDEtq2eI - Sat, 08 Apr 2017 02:53:04 EST ID:Kldwn7i9 No.24699 Ignore Report Quick Reply
my ass smells like a shite

Darknet by Phineas Crullerfire - Tue, 28 Mar 2017 14:49:05 EST ID:c4ju3X+Y No.24692 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So I was wondering if there were any darknet vendors that sold quality jenk.
I know you can make it but I don't want to bother learning or going through the trouble so DON'T SUGGEST THAT.
Barnaby Cronninglock - Thu, 30 Mar 2017 23:15:20 EST ID:T5U6BGGI No.24694 Ignore Report Quick Reply
it's really hard to get through customs, that stank man
Fucking Hunkinnadge - Wed, 05 Apr 2017 20:30:56 EST ID:hEZNHqLc No.24697 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Ok so domestic vendors only?

Cross Dosing by Jenny Ponninggold - Mon, 03 Apr 2017 16:12:29 EST ID:gcInQXzH No.24696 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Has anyone ever tried using a Fingerbox while high on Jenkem?

I hear the combination can be euphoric but I've never tried it myself.

Jenk For Dayz by Jesus jesus jesus - Thu, 23 Mar 2017 22:16:20 EST ID:YyKXhf9D No.24691 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So, I've been high of butthash for a long time. I wanna make a new strain of jenk that's really good. How do I do that
Augustus Sublingfuck - Thu, 30 Mar 2017 00:19:51 EST ID:f2WYj5No No.24693 Ignore Report Quick Reply
jenk hard until u figure out how or until u die.
if u just brown out then u keep on jenkin when you come to

How to make the fucking best jenk? by Martha Wommledale - Mon, 05 Dec 2016 01:37:04 EST ID:Gy+Vn/dQ No.24586 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I want to make the best mother fucking batch of jenk that this world has ever seen. How do I do it? I was thinking of drinking a shitload of mountain dew eating a bunch of cheeseburgers, and fucking slamming a bunch of beer. Then I'd jump around on a trampoline till that sweet sweet sauce got bounced the fuck around in my stomach. I want this to be the best damn jenk this worlds ever seen. How the fuck do I do it? Does shaking up the food fucking make it a better jenk?
Cedric Shittingson - Mon, 05 Dec 2016 02:00:38 EST ID:8xWEt+SM No.24588 Ignore Report Quick Reply
take a dump inside of a woman's rectum and let it ferment in her bowels so both of your shit will combine and form much more potent jenkinoids and anal gasses when she lets it all out
Esther Beblinghood - Wed, 14 Dec 2016 03:19:25 EST ID:FZ0RyYfc No.24589 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Raw eggs, whole milk, and then lemon juice. Not at once. One cup each. Then you will magic magic.
Jarvis Shakeson - Sat, 07 Jan 2017 23:35:04 EST ID:B/VOTRTr No.24601 Ignore Report Quick Reply
A quality jenk batch can be made by a lactose intolerant person drinking large quantities of milk, I'd also recommend some pinto beans as well.

Look into those foods that contain sugars the body can't break down, which cause sporadic bacteria activity in the intestine. This is just one idea but I must confirm that milk trick was the best jenk I've ever tried, you might need to do some extensive research on gut fauna to create the absolute best mankind has ever seen.
Nigel Fagglesodge - Mon, 20 Mar 2017 10:59:41 EST ID:FL6hUCQo No.24688 Ignore Report Quick Reply
The best Jenk will have the whole spectrum of Jenkaloids in it, including high proportions of Jenkane with a small mix of Jenkylene and less Jenkamine.

This means you have to ferment it with lots of different and diverse sources. Your own stash, yes, but also other people's stashes, preferably mixing up genders, races, diets, and even perhaps some animal brown.

Ferment this, extract your Jenk properly and you'll have a truly explosive combination. The stankiest stuff I've ever had was prepared in this fashion. If you want to go extra, you can even fill a gas bottle with your Jenk and use an oxygen supply mask hooked up to it to deliver it. It's an absolutely insane and sustained high but also dangerous because sometimes when you get browned out you don't even realise your oxygen mask is still feeding you high quality undiluted Jenk.
Nicholas Clayman - Thu, 23 Mar 2017 02:21:52 EST ID:f2WYj5No No.24690 Ignore Report Quick Reply
the best jenk is the jenk that within arms reach

The richest unironically includes jenk on video called "The Strangest Ways Kids Are Getting High" by James Parringworth - Sat, 18 Feb 2017 21:49:51 EST ID:0+A1zL91 No.24621 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Not sure whether to joke about this or point out how naive they are, so just watch. This is meme-tier levels of information. Skip to 2:35 for jenk shoutout.

Priscilla Fudgebark - Sun, 26 Feb 2017 03:39:54 EST ID:Sc5SxGWb No.24668 Ignore Report Quick Reply
that was surprisingly accurate, what part was the joke?
Nigel Fagglesodge - Mon, 20 Mar 2017 10:52:24 EST ID:FL6hUCQo No.24687 Ignore Report Quick Reply
not OP but he's right that shit was retarded. she said you get high from the methane but that's only a small part of the jenk high, she didn't mention any of the complex jenkanoids that give us that unbeatable stanky high.

also she said it was used in zambia well use that's true but it's not just used there so that's misinformation too. dumb bitch probably doesn't realise she works with several stank fiends. it's just not out in the open because of the social stigma against it.

BWJ - BUMP WHEN JENKED by Clara Chollyset - Mon, 05 Dec 2011 07:53:26 EST ID:bdeSClKl No.18958 Banned Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Every time you take a huff you must post ni tish teread...
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Ernest Greenshit - Thu, 01 Sep 2016 22:25:45 EST ID:QATlcG4X No.24532 Ignore Report Quick Reply
smells so bad, feels so good
aw shit
Fucking Dengerson - Sun, 18 Sep 2016 12:09:47 EST ID:SA5THHeo No.24543 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Tripa,gmj pbaslls frijhnst tiine hgolyh fujck
Fanny Bibberfere - Sun, 09 Oct 2016 16:12:57 EST ID:kyIy8E73 No.24555 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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jusat hiat a mnewa atch of jejank huafafff jeank erfrrrday
Oliver Cablingstock - Thu, 13 Oct 2016 18:29:55 EST ID:WeSecZmk No.24556 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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beest jenk in a month shieeet
Lydia Hecklehood - Mon, 13 Mar 2017 19:39:21 EST ID:W3dWJBT1 No.24681 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Dad's jenklab by Fucking Brookville - Sun, 06 Sep 2015 20:26:21 EST ID:JVlGuWQk No.24199 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So, my dad has been acting very secretive lately. We moved into a large house that has a lot of spare rooms. One of these rooms he locks with a key and never seems to let anyone see inside.

Last week he has been away with my Mother for the weekend, I searched all over the house until I found the key, eagerly opened it up. To my amazement there was an entire jenk farm going on. No, I'm not talking about a simple homebrew, this was a fucking superlab. I've never seen anything like it, he must be supplying the entire region with butthash, grade A fucking butthash. I was super careful not to touch anything, I don't want him to know I've been in his lab.

My original plan was to talk about this to him, get a close hookup and maybe with some luck I could middleman a bit. But today the lab door was open, this was odd because he was home. I crept in and all the equipment was gone, almost as if it never existed. He must have known I was in but I have no fucking clue how.

I'm pissed off now and I feel guilty.
Should I bring this up with him?
R0B0TUSS1N - Mon, 06 Feb 2017 01:06:04 EST ID:Xs10RliG No.24615 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Yes! and post what he says
R0B1TUSS !xpMBYslGAo - Mon, 06 Feb 2017 01:07:20 EST ID:Xs10RliG No.24616 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Yes! and post what happens
Edwin Barringlet - Mon, 13 Feb 2017 11:51:13 EST ID:iGa3D0iT No.24618 Ignore Report Quick Reply

you should give him shit for christmas
Hedda Greenspear - Mon, 13 Mar 2017 00:37:51 EST ID:gIsDsKNW No.24678 Ignore Report Quick Reply

I'm just lurking but I wouldn't say you basically broke into his lab from his perspective. Key or no key.

Just ask what smells foul in the house. Eventually it will come up.

ALso how old are you.

ethical question by Rebecca Piblingdire - Sat, 11 Mar 2017 18:38:22 EST ID:s9RnC9Mq No.24675 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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All this jenk coming in from china recently. the stuff is so cheap yet better than anything you can get here. more potent, smooth taste, no 'jenkthroat', just overall better drugs.

But my brain cant just let me enjoy nice things. I just realized why chinese jenk is so much more mellow and high quality and dirt cheap.

Its probably being made by child slaves in inhumane jenk factories. it makes sense that a youthful gut biome would produce danker yeilds, but can I really keep doing the stuff knowing the inhumane conditions they were made?
its bad vibes
Matilda Dartstock - Sat, 11 Mar 2017 21:19:27 EST ID:Gy+Vn/dQ No.24676 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Man sometimes I fall so far down the jenk hole I dont even think about things like that. You think about life? The things that matter? Human lives? And I just think about jenk. How jenked can I get today? How much fucking jenk can I do? And you know what? Life just fades.

Sure, it might be unethical jenk. But when you get addicted you'll do anything. Fuck dude I jenked some stuff straight out of a porta john the other day. And I'll be damned that was a good jenk. All jenk is good jenk man.
Shit Sasslestock - Sun, 12 Mar 2017 04:08:08 EST ID:QJhQ3sLP No.24677 Ignore Report Quick Reply
there is nothing unethical about getting high as fuck and feeling great. anyone who suggests otherwise is just jealous.

>inhumane jenk factories
D.A.R.E. bullshit propganda from the nancy reagan era, proven to be fake decades ago. investigations into the chinese black market for jenk have never revealed your slave factories, they only found ambitious, hard working people taking advantage of the country's lack of sewage infrastructure to make some big J batches on the cheap.

nejk by Shitting Dusslenare - Thu, 09 Mar 2017 22:34:50 EST ID:XiXX9U2z No.24673 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Albert Diblingstock - Fri, 10 Mar 2017 22:33:13 EST ID:Gy+Vn/dQ No.24674 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Ay yo jenkems the best muh jolly african-american

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