/jenk/ HUFF JENK ERRYDAY
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>>24782My bf dips his dick in jenkem.
Andy SIxx... his warm log of shit... slidding down your fucking throat....
>"i sniff my own farts, the drug"explain how jenk is real, science expertsyou can't get high from sniffing farts
>"i sniff my own farts, the drug"
>>25020>you can't get high from sniffing farts Correct
>you can't get high from sniffing farts
JFC read a book. Aldous Huxley wrote about jenkem in "Doors of Perception". Timothy Leary wrote about jenk on the regular and Thomas Metzinger mentions jenk extensively in his book "The Ego Tunnel". Jenkem vapor contains numerous psychoactive compounds including 5-MEO-Jenkylamine (a potent tryptamine), jenkyl acid, ibogaine, and nitrous oxide. Jenkem has been known about for tens of thousands of years. The ancient Egyptians, Chinese, and Sumerians all knew about it. There are jenk fermenting vases found in Belarus dating back to 400,000 years ago, probably made by Neanderthals.Don't think jenkem works? Be a man and try it yourself. Otherwise stfu with your jenkem denial bullshit
>>25020You don't get drunk from eating rye and hops either. You have to ferment it.
jenkinbue me with your stenkfrom my precious steam-slimeinto soothing dreamtimepills, coke, booze and blazecan't beat jenk, the acebreathing noxious gasmade with my own ass
im in love with a jenkem strainits my maaaain stankit keeps me up all nightit makes my breaf stankand when im brownin outim stainin up my drawsim jenkin up again, done shitted fifty timesdo ya love them jenkem strainsdoncha play no games
i am a jewish turdliving in my mom's basementsucking my brother's shitjenkem yenkemnever jew yank emmy dick too small virgin for life i huff em all
jenky jenky jankmakin batches real dankfillin loons with the stankhittin sharp like a shankjenky jank joelean back watching the showi've got seats up front rowgettin high gettin low
My uncle passed away and left my father (in pic) and his jenkem stash. I loved my uncle, but a gift like this left me with tears. The thing is...this is WAY too much jenk for me and my dad to do alone...any idea how much $ per bottle these are? Might sell a few.
old ppl jenk is said to sometimes carry rare landrace fecal bacteria from the days before more widespread and severe sanitary practices. i've only jenk'd my own and some i made from diapers i found dumpster diving, but more adventurous heads have told me that old ppl jenk and some wild animal varieties can get you crazy high.
>>24862thats a myth. today's jenk is many times more potent than the jenk our great grandparents had 20 years ago.
Wow I came back hoping to see if this thread still existed but I thought it was like two years old, not <1.nb
>>24862>dumpster diaper divingNo dude you shit it out your own ass
>dumpster diaper diving
I don't have much to contribute but I hope this image I made becomes regularly used on this board. Thanks!
>>24881This is brilliance. Deep metaphorical truth. Needs posted on all of TYT's shit
Love this post
I think that machine learning is awesome.First, I'm going to run all the entire Seinfeld trough my learning machine. Then I'm going to make all episodes revolve around jenkem.Lastly, I'm going to make it look like an animated cartoon.I think it's going to be great and maybe it will create a Seinfeld-revival. Make the 90s come back again!
Bro you been hitting that jenk too hard
Is jenkem like butane?
>>24745MAN, on butane i see things from another dimension.Butane is most powerful inhalant of the world.fuck glue and solvents.n2o it's ok.remember huff only pure butane, not iso-butane.
>>24737moar like BUTT-TANE AMIRITE HYUK HAW HAW U GUYS
>>24749It looks like something you could make instant jenkem of! :-)
hey /jenk/so last wednesday me and my boys were up in the lab, checkin the pressure gauges on our newest batch of moroccan camel clutch and all of a sudden sirens went off and a swarm of officers came through the door, guns drawn. my boy tyrese and i had just hit some stank ass brazilian buttblasters and i didnt think he had it in him but he flipped on one of the narcs and lit the release valve on one tank and the damn thing went off like a bomb, balloon chunks and glass and sewage everywhere. he tried to make a run for it but slipped on the floor and in the moment i was able to jet the fuck outta there. ive been in the woods for a week now, sneakin in at night to get a few balloons of sudan-a-go-go to keep me awake but im honestly on my last wipe with this shit. should i turn myself in and hope for the best or make a run for it? i know manufacturing jenk in texas can land you in the chair, and im scared
>>24971Texas is really uptight when it comes to jenk, like they've got a rod up their butts. Anyway OP this stinks, you seem to be up shit creek without a paddle here. The thing about jenk is that it's actually pretty hard to pin solid charges on anyone, the evidence has a habit of going down the drain. If you go to another state you can probably get away without a stain on your record. Most other states are pretty lax and with shit all evidence they're going to struggle to get you expelled back to Texas. Cops in Arizona are known jenk fiends and if you aren't a turd about it they won't turn someone in like that as if their shit doesn't stink.
>>25006>Up shit's creek without a balloon**
>Up shit's creek without a balloon**
>>25006This is crappy advice and if you follow it you'll be flushing your life down the toilet. Don't waste your time going to AZ. Some cops there may be dirty but too many stool pigeons to worry about, and some say they're number two when it comes to harshest jenk laws. Your only sensible choice is to live among the subterranean mole people known as Morlocks.
>there are people who poop in gatorade bottles, ferment, and sniff it wow I felt fucking guilty doing coke last night. do you goblinos even feel?
>there are people who poop in gatorade bottles, ferment, and sniff it
($) hit me up som Jenk fam
>>25000Man, that's a cool house.Cool GET too.
Theres a ballot measure up for vote banning jenkem where I live, making it illegal and jailable to be in possession and raising taxes at Mexican restaurants to pay for increased police budgets. How dangerous is it to jenk in a place where its illegal, are there tricks to stealth jenking? Do you have to ferment your stash in a guerrilla location? I bet the balloon is pretty hard to disguise.
>>25004Looks like we live in the same state and the proposition passed. The new anti-jenk law is gonna be shitty. One of my bros already had his jenk lab raided by the brownshirts. Gonna have to start getting my supply from the brown market, but we all gotta be careful of the synthetic jenks that are gonna flood the market and give you Bell's palsy.. Alls I know is cops can't inhale so if you think someone is a cop make em huff the jenk first before you do any deals w/ them. Stay safe jenker fuck 12 ACAB
no, shit needs to ferment in the presence of oxygen to produce the precursor chemicals and enzymes which eventually make jenkanes and jenkanols
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