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jenk kingpin soon by Henry Brillerdane - Sat, 24 Sep 2016 23:35:37 EST ID:8FFjxEPF No.24547 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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has anyone ever managed to make artificial jenk in the lab? how do you do it?
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CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Sat, 01 Oct 2016 22:39:03 EST ID:twctReE+ No.24553 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>24552
>darknet
Lol dark like a turd of poop
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Ebenezer Blunningstare - Thu, 13 Oct 2016 21:51:41 EST ID:Gy+Vn/dQ No.24557 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24550
See but all the asses I've grown are outdoor asses, guess I'm just not ready for the artifical jenkem lifestyle. I wanted to be, but I'm just not there yet.
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Shitting Pocklekag - Thu, 17 Nov 2016 17:02:34 EST ID:fjIdtCDH No.24581 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24547
it is possible but it makes a poor quality jenkem. There's something synergistic about hot mexican food and colon magick.
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Nell Pottingbedge - Thu, 12 Jan 2017 21:50:32 EST ID:nd6LF9Rj No.24604 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>24547

That looks just like Monrovia, Liberia
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Jenny Grimbanks - Mon, 20 Feb 2017 00:23:34 EST ID:GRj5ZS6s No.24622 Ignore Report Quick Reply
All jenk is artificial jenk because all jenk is man made.

Unless you are doing animal jenk and only if the animal in question wasn't made with artificial insemination.

However, I did make some artificial jenk in my jenk lab with a machine similar to link related:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSFe91XlwYQ

If anybody is going to get into some serious jenking I recommend getting a jenk rig so you can experiment and create new strains.


The richest unironically includes jenk on video called "The Strangest Ways Kids Are Getting High" by James Parringworth - Sat, 18 Feb 2017 21:49:51 EST ID:0+A1zL91 No.24621 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Not sure whether to joke about this or point out how naive they are, so just watch. This is meme-tier levels of information. Skip to 2:35 for jenk shoutout.

https://youtu.be/42J614Iasg0


Weapons by Assmuncher - Sun, 12 Feb 2017 15:26:52 EST ID:D4o6P4Tr No.24617 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I have a boner
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Basil Gebberridge - Tue, 14 Feb 2017 22:38:53 EST ID:68L4fr2o No.24619 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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JENK WHILE BUMPED
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David Fimmernuck - Fri, 17 Feb 2017 09:18:43 EST ID:8+unFech No.24620 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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JENK IT UP


Dad's jenklab by Fucking Brookville - Sun, 06 Sep 2015 20:26:21 EST ID:JVlGuWQk No.24199 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So, my dad has been acting very secretive lately. We moved into a large house that has a lot of spare rooms. One of these rooms he locks with a key and never seems to let anyone see inside.

Last week he has been away with my Mother for the weekend, I searched all over the house until I found the key, eagerly opened it up. To my amazement there was an entire jenk farm going on. No, I'm not talking about a simple homebrew, this was a fucking superlab. I've never seen anything like it, he must be supplying the entire region with butthash, grade A fucking butthash. I was super careful not to touch anything, I don't want him to know I've been in his lab.

My original plan was to talk about this to him, get a close hookup and maybe with some luck I could middleman a bit. But today the lab door was open, this was odd because he was home. I crept in and all the equipment was gone, almost as if it never existed. He must have known I was in but I have no fucking clue how.

I'm pissed off now and I feel guilty.
Should I bring this up with him?
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R0B0TUSS1N - Mon, 06 Feb 2017 01:06:04 EST ID:Xs10RliG No.24615 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Yes! and post what he says
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R0B1TUSS !xpMBYslGAo - Mon, 06 Feb 2017 01:07:20 EST ID:Xs10RliG No.24616 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24199
Yes! and post what happens
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Edwin Barringlet - Mon, 13 Feb 2017 11:51:13 EST ID:iGa3D0iT No.24618 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24199

you should give him shit for christmas


It's now officially enforced by law. by Walter Singerdale - Wed, 01 Feb 2017 18:26:30 EST ID:wrNTk+VX No.24611 Report Reply Quick Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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Phineas Cruvingspear - Wed, 01 Feb 2017 18:34:04 EST ID:tzdBommo No.24612 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24611
Jenk is will make america stonk - vlad putty
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CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Sun, 05 Feb 2017 00:32:22 EST ID:OCPNjWtH No.24614 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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CHECK IT OUT GUYS! IT'S HAPPENING!

According to the article he wants medical jenk establishments across the nation by June of this year.


jenk isn't real by Synthetic !ryBONGJej. - Sun, 31 Jul 2016 14:10:21 EST ID:Eokgx51h No.24512 Report Reply Quick Reply
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jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real
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Frederick Chennerfield - Sun, 31 Jul 2016 18:58:03 EST ID:j9yfopIv No.24513 Ignore Report Quick Reply
why can't I ignore this dumbass tripfag? holy shit, what an obnoxious prick, fuck off. jenkem irael
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CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Sun, 31 Jul 2016 22:18:30 EST ID:fkyZoO/J No.24514 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Reported, thread hidden, user ignored, no bump.
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John Fogglewater - Thu, 02 Feb 2017 16:51:07 EST ID:TpLUXQse No.24613 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24512
pin this


easy jenk by Martin Seffingshit - Mon, 02 Jan 2017 18:51:20 EST ID:oNmiRD7c No.24594 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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i've finally come round to the idea of huffing my own shit, so please /jenk/, pass on thy knowledge on the easiest jenk recipe, how long it needs to brew, how much does it smell when contained? will it stink my house out or should i put it in the shed?? what am i to expect from my first high?
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Hedda Nemblebore - Tue, 03 Jan 2017 22:14:47 EST ID:Gy+Vn/dQ No.24595 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Dude jenk smells good don't be trying to spread some sort of disinfo about the good stuff man. Just eat a bunch of kfc chug (couple buckets) a stuffed crust pizza and fucking 2 2 liters of coke. Make sure to jump around a lot after. That's how you get your mother fucking jenk brewing.

You ump around and keep getting that jenk going. When you feel like you're gonna explode? Then its time to fill those two liters back up with that sweet sweet jenk. You go ahead and put it somewhere warm and dry and just let that sweet jenk sit for at least 3 weeks.

When you're ready? You turn around and sniff that sweet smell in as hard as you can. You'll be jenked as fuck and that may mean coming in touch with the other side of your mind. That you may just step through the boundries of life itself. Its beyond anything you could expirence. I hope it all works out. I want this to be great for you my man.
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Thomas Blatherridge - Wed, 04 Jan 2017 07:02:13 EST ID:oNmiRD7c No.24596 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24595
dude i hate kfc

r u saying diarrhoea cause idk i'm more open to the idea of huffing my solid shit, runny shit just seems too far

man, i've done dmt, that can't be the same level right ??
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Basil Famblehood - Sun, 08 Jan 2017 00:40:52 EST ID:7RHpwr1s No.24602 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24596
doesn't really matter if it's runny or solid, it's still the same particles. i have not had 'dmt' like experiences on jenk, i just relaxed and half stoned. anyone who tells you its OMG LSDx9384983!!! is full of shit

the guy above you said wait 3 weeks but i've had really good batches hit me after just leaving it brew for a day or two (usually leaving it in the sun, maybe it speeds up the process?)

happy jenking, be sure to report back
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Nathaniel Sondlebeck - Fri, 20 Jan 2017 09:08:12 EST ID:bF4TIVnJ No.24609 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>24602
>>24595
>when you're not sure if they are shitposting or actually literally sniff shit
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Eliza Habbleworth - Sun, 29 Jan 2017 23:35:44 EST ID:BppeZiwd No.24610 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24609
describes this whole board


jenkem newbie by Charlotte Crapperman - Fri, 13 Jan 2017 22:43:43 EST ID:XH3IEWt1 No.24605 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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A lot of my friends do jenkem but I've always been afraid to try new drugs with them. But they've been doing it for a while and they're still alive. How bad is it really? I would like to hear stories from seasoned jenkem users.
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Charlotte Crapperman - Fri, 13 Jan 2017 22:59:33 EST ID:XH3IEWt1 No.24606 Ignore Report Quick Reply
pls respond
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Charlotte Crapperman - Fri, 13 Jan 2017 23:34:46 EST ID:XH3IEWt1 No.24607 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24606
p-plw
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John Brisslefoot - Sat, 14 Jan 2017 00:21:07 EST ID:Gy+Vn/dQ No.24608 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Man you're not ready for that kind of darkness. I've gone on some hardcore jenkem binges son. Well beyond the fucking stuff that a normal person does. I mean, I've been in random porta potties I've smelled all sorts of shit. And you know what? I hit some real low. Being a jenk addict is hard as fuck. You don't want to deal with all that, you ain't ready for it. I bet you'd never even suck a dick for jenk.


Famous historical figures who did jenkem by Albert Shakehood - Tue, 01 Nov 2016 08:34:25 EST ID:1U5ErQkR No.24569 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Sun, 06 Nov 2016 19:47:57 EST ID:9gXgYR1Z No.24576 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Ronald Jenkees uses it for musical inspiration.
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Ian Cropperfuck - Sun, 06 Nov 2016 20:38:39 EST ID:IE8rpVYd No.24577 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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Ernest Blackfield - Wed, 09 Nov 2016 23:44:21 EST ID:S7tkObK+ No.24578 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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Awe' God !!vVWR8L52 - Fri, 06 Jan 2017 15:12:47 EST ID:fjIdtCDH No.24598 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24572
god why is this le hilarious
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Jenny Crengerkin - Sun, 08 Jan 2017 15:17:24 EST ID:ZA32xm9w No.24603 Ignore Report Quick Reply
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mozart_and_scatology


How to make the fucking best jenk? by Martha Wommledale - Mon, 05 Dec 2016 01:37:04 EST ID:Gy+Vn/dQ No.24586 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I want to make the best mother fucking batch of jenk that this world has ever seen. How do I do it? I was thinking of drinking a shitload of mountain dew eating a bunch of cheeseburgers, and fucking slamming a bunch of beer. Then I'd jump around on a trampoline till that sweet sweet sauce got bounced the fuck around in my stomach. I want this to be the best damn jenk this worlds ever seen. How the fuck do I do it? Does shaking up the food fucking make it a better jenk?
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Cedric Shittingson - Mon, 05 Dec 2016 02:00:38 EST ID:8xWEt+SM No.24588 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24586
take a dump inside of a woman's rectum and let it ferment in her bowels so both of your shit will combine and form much more potent jenkinoids and anal gasses when she lets it all out
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Esther Beblinghood - Wed, 14 Dec 2016 03:19:25 EST ID:FZ0RyYfc No.24589 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Raw eggs, whole milk, and then lemon juice. Not at once. One cup each. Then you will magic magic.
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Jarvis Shakeson - Sat, 07 Jan 2017 23:35:04 EST ID:B/VOTRTr No.24601 Ignore Report Quick Reply
A quality jenk batch can be made by a lactose intolerant person drinking large quantities of milk, I'd also recommend some pinto beans as well.

Look into those foods that contain sugars the body can't break down, which cause sporadic bacteria activity in the intestine. This is just one idea but I must confirm that milk trick was the best jenk I've ever tried, you might need to do some extensive research on gut fauna to create the absolute best mankind has ever seen.


jenk by Hamilton Hinderfit - Thu, 17 Nov 2016 21:04:13 EST ID:Db3x8ycl No.24582 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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i know this a joke board but i actually tried jenk for real and it got me high JENK IS FUCKING LEGIT
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Archie Bebberdale - Wed, 23 Nov 2016 20:37:00 EST ID:UPkgis1t No.24583 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24582
jenk is amazing man, one of the best natural highs you can get or extract
by the way, anyone know of any good clearnet jenk vendors? my local supply has run out and too lazy to do an extraction
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Archie Donkinfeg - Thu, 01 Dec 2016 00:30:15 EST ID:a83cptBz No.24585 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24583
>i'm a constipated opiate junkie and can't make my own jenk

bad choice
those first few times were pretty OK, but tolerance builds retarded fast. now you don't even really get high, just relief from withdrawal and you can't even make your own jenk. how low have you sunk? dumpster diving for used diapers at toy r us?
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Barnaby Clogglehall - Thu, 05 Jan 2017 21:51:04 EST ID:gp/MMCXz No.24597 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>24582
>2016 + 2
>still thinks this board is a joke
>still thinks jenk isn't real
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Walter Duckforth - Sat, 07 Jan 2017 14:47:40 EST ID:Whpku2Aj No.24600 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24585
love you man. would love to have a jenk sesh with you some time


the bottle you put your shit in by Lillian Dudgetire - Sun, 01 Jan 2017 03:02:23 EST ID:ll+Vynue No.24593 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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what do you put your shit in (pic unreated)
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Wesley Worthingshit - Sat, 07 Jan 2017 01:03:41 EST ID:Kkc1zeLp No.24599 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE


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