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How to make the fucking best jenk? by Martha Wommledale - Mon, 05 Dec 2016 01:37:04 EST ID:Gy+Vn/dQ No.24586 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I want to make the best mother fucking batch of jenk that this world has ever seen. How do I do it? I was thinking of drinking a shitload of mountain dew eating a bunch of cheeseburgers, and fucking slamming a bunch of beer. Then I'd jump around on a trampoline till that sweet sweet sauce got bounced the fuck around in my stomach. I want this to be the best damn jenk this worlds ever seen. How the fuck do I do it? Does shaking up the food fucking make it a better jenk?
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Cedric Shittingson - Mon, 05 Dec 2016 02:00:38 EST ID:8xWEt+SM No.24588 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24586
take a dump inside of a woman's rectum and let it ferment in her bowels so both of your shit will combine and form much more potent jenkinoids and anal gasses when she lets it all out
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Esther Beblinghood - Wed, 14 Dec 2016 03:19:25 EST ID:FZ0RyYfc No.24589 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Raw eggs, whole milk, and then lemon juice. Not at once. One cup each. Then you will magic magic.
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Jarvis Shakeson - Sat, 07 Jan 2017 23:35:04 EST ID:B/VOTRTr No.24601 Ignore Report Quick Reply
A quality jenk batch can be made by a lactose intolerant person drinking large quantities of milk, I'd also recommend some pinto beans as well.

Look into those foods that contain sugars the body can't break down, which cause sporadic bacteria activity in the intestine. This is just one idea but I must confirm that milk trick was the best jenk I've ever tried, you might need to do some extensive research on gut fauna to create the absolute best mankind has ever seen.
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Nigel Fagglesodge - Mon, 20 Mar 2017 10:59:41 EST ID:FL6hUCQo No.24688 Ignore Report Quick Reply
The best Jenk will have the whole spectrum of Jenkaloids in it, including high proportions of Jenkane with a small mix of Jenkylene and less Jenkamine.

This means you have to ferment it with lots of different and diverse sources. Your own stash, yes, but also other people's stashes, preferably mixing up genders, races, diets, and even perhaps some animal brown.

Ferment this, extract your Jenk properly and you'll have a truly explosive combination. The stankiest stuff I've ever had was prepared in this fashion. If you want to go extra, you can even fill a gas bottle with your Jenk and use an oxygen supply mask hooked up to it to deliver it. It's an absolutely insane and sustained high but also dangerous because sometimes when you get browned out you don't even realise your oxygen mask is still feeding you high quality undiluted Jenk.
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Nicholas Clayman - Thu, 23 Mar 2017 02:21:52 EST ID:f2WYj5No No.24690 Ignore Report Quick Reply
the best jenk is the jenk that within arms reach


The richest unironically includes jenk on video called "The Strangest Ways Kids Are Getting High" by James Parringworth - Sat, 18 Feb 2017 21:49:51 EST ID:0+A1zL91 No.24621 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Not sure whether to joke about this or point out how naive they are, so just watch. This is meme-tier levels of information. Skip to 2:35 for jenk shoutout.

https://youtu.be/42J614Iasg0
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Priscilla Fudgebark - Sun, 26 Feb 2017 03:39:54 EST ID:Sc5SxGWb No.24668 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24621
that was surprisingly accurate, what part was the joke?
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Nigel Fagglesodge - Mon, 20 Mar 2017 10:52:24 EST ID:FL6hUCQo No.24687 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24668
not OP but he's right that shit was retarded. she said you get high from the methane but that's only a small part of the jenk high, she didn't mention any of the complex jenkanoids that give us that unbeatable stanky high.

also she said it was used in zambia well use that's true but it's not just used there so that's misinformation too. dumb bitch probably doesn't realise she works with several stank fiends. it's just not out in the open because of the social stigma against it.


eau de fagjizz by Charlotte Mebberfield - Sat, 18 Mar 2017 05:34:53 EST ID:QJhQ3sLP No.24684 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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can u get aids from inhaling gay jenk?
i hacked into my neighbors sewage line & i've been stealing his makings for a couple months now, long enough to have some good batches ready to go. so i just found out this dude is a homo.
am i indirectly sucking cocks if i huff the fumes off of his fermented poop?
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Nigel Bollybanks - Sun, 19 Mar 2017 11:59:17 EST ID:W3dWJBT1 No.24685 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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unless he has bowel cancer, or his blood is somehow bleeding into his shit, you should be fine
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Fanny Shittingford - Sun, 19 Mar 2017 21:53:38 EST ID:QJhQ3sLP No.24686 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24685
what if there was gay jizz in his ass when he pooped?


Weapons by Assmuncher - Sun, 12 Feb 2017 15:26:52 EST ID:D4o6P4Tr No.24617 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I have a boner
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Basil Gebberridge - Tue, 14 Feb 2017 22:38:53 EST ID:68L4fr2o No.24619 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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JENK WHILE BUMPED
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David Fimmernuck - Fri, 17 Feb 2017 09:18:43 EST ID:8+unFech No.24620 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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JENK IT UP
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Henry Billingford - Tue, 14 Mar 2017 03:05:29 EST ID:Gy+Vn/dQ No.24682 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>24619
Dont you ever ever ever stop bumping and jenking. That's what lifes all about.


BWJ - BUMP WHEN JENKED by Clara Chollyset - Mon, 05 Dec 2011 07:53:26 EST ID:bdeSClKl No.18958 Banned Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Every time you take a huff you must post ni tish teread...
Banned
User was banned for this post
User was banned by: SeVeN
Reason: It is time...
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Ernest Greenshit - Thu, 01 Sep 2016 22:25:45 EST ID:QATlcG4X No.24532 Ignore Report Quick Reply
smells so bad, feels so good
aw shit
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Fucking Dengerson - Sun, 18 Sep 2016 12:09:47 EST ID:SA5THHeo No.24543 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Tripa,gmj pbaslls frijhnst tiine hgolyh fujck
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Fanny Bibberfere - Sun, 09 Oct 2016 16:12:57 EST ID:kyIy8E73 No.24555 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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jusat hiat a mnewa atch of jejank huafafff jeank erfrrrday
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Oliver Cablingstock - Thu, 13 Oct 2016 18:29:55 EST ID:WeSecZmk No.24556 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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beest jenk in a month shieeet
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Lydia Hecklehood - Mon, 13 Mar 2017 19:39:21 EST ID:W3dWJBT1 No.24681 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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IM JENKED


Dad's jenklab by Fucking Brookville - Sun, 06 Sep 2015 20:26:21 EST ID:JVlGuWQk No.24199 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So, my dad has been acting very secretive lately. We moved into a large house that has a lot of spare rooms. One of these rooms he locks with a key and never seems to let anyone see inside.

Last week he has been away with my Mother for the weekend, I searched all over the house until I found the key, eagerly opened it up. To my amazement there was an entire jenk farm going on. No, I'm not talking about a simple homebrew, this was a fucking superlab. I've never seen anything like it, he must be supplying the entire region with butthash, grade A fucking butthash. I was super careful not to touch anything, I don't want him to know I've been in his lab.

My original plan was to talk about this to him, get a close hookup and maybe with some luck I could middleman a bit. But today the lab door was open, this was odd because he was home. I crept in and all the equipment was gone, almost as if it never existed. He must have known I was in but I have no fucking clue how.

I'm pissed off now and I feel guilty.
Should I bring this up with him?
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R0B0TUSS1N - Mon, 06 Feb 2017 01:06:04 EST ID:Xs10RliG No.24615 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Yes! and post what he says
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R0B1TUSS !xpMBYslGAo - Mon, 06 Feb 2017 01:07:20 EST ID:Xs10RliG No.24616 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24199
Yes! and post what happens
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Edwin Barringlet - Mon, 13 Feb 2017 11:51:13 EST ID:iGa3D0iT No.24618 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24199

you should give him shit for christmas
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Hedda Greenspear - Mon, 13 Mar 2017 00:37:51 EST ID:gIsDsKNW No.24678 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24199

I'm just lurking but I wouldn't say you basically broke into his lab from his perspective. Key or no key.

Just ask what smells foul in the house. Eventually it will come up.

ALso how old are you.


ethical question by Rebecca Piblingdire - Sat, 11 Mar 2017 18:38:22 EST ID:s9RnC9Mq No.24675 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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All this jenk coming in from china recently. the stuff is so cheap yet better than anything you can get here. more potent, smooth taste, no 'jenkthroat', just overall better drugs.

But my brain cant just let me enjoy nice things. I just realized why chinese jenk is so much more mellow and high quality and dirt cheap.

Its probably being made by child slaves in inhumane jenk factories. it makes sense that a youthful gut biome would produce danker yeilds, but can I really keep doing the stuff knowing the inhumane conditions they were made?
its bad vibes
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Matilda Dartstock - Sat, 11 Mar 2017 21:19:27 EST ID:Gy+Vn/dQ No.24676 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Man sometimes I fall so far down the jenk hole I dont even think about things like that. You think about life? The things that matter? Human lives? And I just think about jenk. How jenked can I get today? How much fucking jenk can I do? And you know what? Life just fades.

Sure, it might be unethical jenk. But when you get addicted you'll do anything. Fuck dude I jenked some stuff straight out of a porta john the other day. And I'll be damned that was a good jenk. All jenk is good jenk man.
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Shit Sasslestock - Sun, 12 Mar 2017 04:08:08 EST ID:QJhQ3sLP No.24677 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24676
there is nothing unethical about getting high as fuck and feeling great. anyone who suggests otherwise is just jealous.

>inhumane jenk factories
D.A.R.E. bullshit propganda from the nancy reagan era, proven to be fake decades ago. investigations into the chinese black market for jenk have never revealed your slave factories, they only found ambitious, hard working people taking advantage of the country's lack of sewage infrastructure to make some big J batches on the cheap.


nejk by Shitting Dusslenare - Thu, 09 Mar 2017 22:34:50 EST ID:XiXX9U2z No.24673 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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AI M FUCKSND

JNEK
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Albert Diblingstock - Fri, 10 Mar 2017 22:33:13 EST ID:Gy+Vn/dQ No.24674 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Ay yo jenkems the best muh jolly african-american


Fresh Frozen Extraction TeK by Priscilla Fudgebark - Sun, 26 Feb 2017 03:54:51 EST ID:Sc5SxGWb No.24669 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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For a few days I defecated into jars which I immediately put into the -30ºF deep freeze. I also collected my urine boiled off the water content. After 4 days I microplaned my frozen shit and mixed it with my dehydrated piss, put some dry ice in the CLS jacket & loaded my stuff in there. I ran a 50/50 butane/propane for a wider ranging extraction and recovered 8% return rate after a 72hr vac purge of nearly pure shit oil.
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Lydia Buzzlock - Wed, 01 Mar 2017 20:52:19 EST ID:Gy+Vn/dQ No.24670 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Problem is that this stuff might be too potent. If you sniff too hard off some pure like this you might be so damn jenked that your whole fucking life is going to change. People talk about ego death on acid, well they don't know about what a jenk overdose is like.

Here's the thing. At first, you'll be feeling good. The next thing you know you jenked too hard off that pure. Your eyes are gonna change colors your hearts gonna race. People will be able to smell that sweet sweet jenk coming off of you. And you know what ? Free your funky mind and your funky ass will follow.

You'll start to see the world differently if you overdose on jenk. Where some men will see a used toilet? You'll see that next stash. When someone sees a dark world? You'll see jenk. Fucking go into this prepared. Cause pure jenk like that can blow your fucking mind.

I've stepped deeper down the jenk hole than I thought I ever would. Now? I've got to ingest jenk to get really get a buzz. It gets on my clothes and you can smell it coming off me. People might judge, but they don't fucking know. They can't understand. I've freeded my fucking mind. And I might be a jenk addict by my eyes? My eyes are open to this world.

Follow me down the rabbit hole brother you'll meet me there.


the bottle you put your shit in by Lillian Dudgetire - Sun, 01 Jan 2017 03:02:23 EST ID:ll+Vynue No.24593 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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what do you put your shit in (pic unreated)
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Wesley Worthingshit - Sat, 07 Jan 2017 01:03:41 EST ID:Kkc1zeLp No.24599 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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Beatrice Cabbletodge - Sun, 26 Feb 2017 00:49:02 EST ID:7rkDLoKB No.24666 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Always use glass
Most plastic bottles are permeable to gas which means all that good shit is just gonna escape
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Priscilla Fudgebark - Sun, 26 Feb 2017 03:34:56 EST ID:Sc5SxGWb No.24667 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24666
slowly venting plastic bottle inside nonporous glass bottle, could be some new collection technique.
slowly venting plastic bottle inside nonporous glass bottle sitting in a bucket of ice, could be some new distillation technique.
liquid can be injected


It's now officially enforced by law. by Walter Singerdale - Wed, 01 Feb 2017 18:26:30 EST ID:wrNTk+VX No.24611 Report Reply Quick Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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Phineas Cruvingspear - Wed, 01 Feb 2017 18:34:04 EST ID:tzdBommo No.24612 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24611
Jenk is will make america stonk - vlad putty
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CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Sun, 05 Feb 2017 00:32:22 EST ID:OCPNjWtH No.24614 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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CHECK IT OUT GUYS! IT'S HAPPENING!

According to the article he wants medical jenk establishments across the nation by June of this year.
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Hamilton Wapperchan - Thu, 23 Feb 2017 18:22:58 EST ID:bDTQt76j No.24664 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>24614
jesus christ mate I think your PC is older than I am
does opera crashes when you have 5 different sites open?
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CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Fri, 24 Feb 2017 21:43:51 EST ID:l+4H4GyT No.24665 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24664
It's just a Windows Classic theme on Vista. Gmail crashes it all the time, but most sites work fine. I can pile up many tabs of porn without too much lag.


jenk kingpin soon by Henry Brillerdane - Sat, 24 Sep 2016 23:35:37 EST ID:8FFjxEPF No.24547 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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has anyone ever managed to make artificial jenk in the lab? how do you do it?
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CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Sat, 01 Oct 2016 22:39:03 EST ID:twctReE+ No.24553 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>24552
>darknet
Lol dark like a turd of poop
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Ebenezer Blunningstare - Thu, 13 Oct 2016 21:51:41 EST ID:Gy+Vn/dQ No.24557 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24550
See but all the asses I've grown are outdoor asses, guess I'm just not ready for the artifical jenkem lifestyle. I wanted to be, but I'm just not there yet.
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Shitting Pocklekag - Thu, 17 Nov 2016 17:02:34 EST ID:fjIdtCDH No.24581 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24547
it is possible but it makes a poor quality jenkem. There's something synergistic about hot mexican food and colon magick.
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Nell Pottingbedge - Thu, 12 Jan 2017 21:50:32 EST ID:nd6LF9Rj No.24604 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>24547

That looks just like Monrovia, Liberia
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Jenny Grimbanks - Mon, 20 Feb 2017 00:23:34 EST ID:GRj5ZS6s No.24622 Ignore Report Quick Reply
All jenk is artificial jenk because all jenk is man made.

Unless you are doing animal jenk and only if the animal in question wasn't made with artificial insemination.

However, I did make some artificial jenk in my jenk lab with a machine similar to link related:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSFe91XlwYQ

If anybody is going to get into some serious jenking I recommend getting a jenk rig so you can experiment and create new strains.


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