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Uncle's Jenk by Augustus Bonningstock - Tue, 20 Feb 2018 13:14:20 EST ID:lT2LFtB1 No.24859 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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My uncle passed away and left my father (in pic) and his jenkem stash. I loved my uncle, but a gift like this left me with tears. The thing is...this is WAY too much jenk for me and my dad to do alone...any idea how much $ per bottle these are? Might sell a few.


Jenkem is not real. by Fucking Fappershit - Sat, 10 Feb 2018 12:18:21 EST ID:fCLPqYYv No.24851 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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...
What else can I say?
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Mean Lean Codeine Machine - Wed, 14 Feb 2018 14:32:36 EST ID:K6O8kltz No.24853 Ignore Report Quick Reply
My mother overdosed on jenk so don't talk shit
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Ernest Fomblefed - Mon, 19 Feb 2018 22:23:32 EST ID:dtCkXHQL No.24858 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24853
>don't talk shit
Isn't that the whole point of this board?


your first mississipi mudslide by Caroline Horrywit - Mon, 19 Feb 2018 13:12:13 EST ID:yX7ySS2i No.24857 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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ITT tell the story of your first mississipi mudslide (when you accidentally inhale shit fluids from the balloon)

>be 17
>teaching friend how to jenk
>"i'll hit him with the brown shotgun" i think
>put the balloon to my lips and get ready to take a fat rip so that I can hold it transfer it over for my friend
>tastes stronger than usual and balloon feels a little wet
>ignore it
>take fat rip, immediately start choking and coughing up lumps of shit
>turns out my friend had knocked the jenk bottle over with the balloon still on top and not told me
>MFW he was still pissed that he didn't get any jenk


you guys hear that? by David Marringdedge - Thu, 18 Jan 2018 20:33:39 EST ID:Wovpr57N No.24842 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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anybody else experienced mild auditory hallucinations when juffing henk?
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Doris Bleffingshaw - Sat, 20 Jan 2018 04:39:42 EST ID:g/g+Q775 No.24843 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24842
Just mild?

Huff more bro. You should be on the methane rings of uranus.
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Thomas Nicklegold - Mon, 22 Jan 2018 00:04:25 EST ID:HNi6pOfA No.24847 Ignore Report Quick Reply
it usually sounds like a large/infinite group of self replicating magic mechanical dwarves farting and laughing
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Ian Nerrystone - Mon, 22 Jan 2018 13:18:53 EST ID:I73iNXc1 No.24849 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24847
Or a symphony of Oboes.

I never screencapped the greatest drug trip report ever :(
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Mean Lean Codeine Machine - Wed, 14 Feb 2018 14:36:03 EST ID:K6O8kltz No.24854 Ignore Report Quick Reply
It's really all but mild

I call it the brown waterfall, because it sounds like a waterfall
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Rebecca Nicklefoot - Thu, 15 Feb 2018 18:28:15 EST ID:HMpZzeRz No.24855 Ignore Report Quick Reply
what did you say?
I thought I heard dolphins whispering.
Pidgeons in the park whispering secrets about me.
That park has a nice bathroom, sometimes it floods, but more jenk for me.


It's Been Post Apocalyptic Poo Gas the Entire Time!!! by John Henry Eden - Tue, 16 Jan 2018 11:27:50 EST ID:mi6AaQX2 No.24840 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So just realized while I was reading Fallout lore that Jet is indeed jenk made from mutated cow shit. It's literally a Jenk inhaler...Why haven't you faggots gotten on this one? Huffing that post apocalyptic poo gas!
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Phoebe Tootcocke - Sun, 04 Feb 2018 00:48:56 EST ID:RQVjmeqk No.24850 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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wish more games would feature jenkem
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Ebenezer Debbleman - Sat, 10 Feb 2018 18:15:53 EST ID:1sLV42HD No.24852 Ignore Report Quick Reply
didnt you have to get sugar bombs to make ultrajet with that one ghoul guy? how does that work


Is making Jenk as easy as it seems? by iImmy Jones - Mon, 18 Dec 2017 19:54:14 EST ID:ylHcicbJ No.24811 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Newbie here.

I have done some research and it seems all you do is:
>Eat dairy foods and spicy foods for a few days.
>Shit in bucket.
>Funnel it into another bottle and tie a balloon around it.
>Let it ferment for about 2 weeks.
>Untie balloon and inhale it.

Is that really all? If so....then hot damn how come everybody is not doing this shit..literally.
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Eliza Ginnerfutch - Tue, 26 Dec 2017 04:11:29 EST ID:ej+jJxom No.24821 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24811
nah man you take some butternut squash, some carrots, an onion, and some potatoes and you cut them all up and bake them for a while.
Then you take all the chopped up pieces and boil them in vegitable broth for a while
then after that you put it all in a blender, add some salt and pepper, and eat it with a whole bunch of bread
you'll thank me later
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Martha Crussleludge - Sat, 06 Jan 2018 20:09:07 EST ID:ylHcicbJ No.24833 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24821
I am very interested to try your method. Could you be a little more specific when you say "bake awhile"? I want to make sure the batch I create is of good quality.
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Esther Weblingville - Mon, 08 Jan 2018 07:06:04 EST ID:4SHSr+Ou No.24834 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24833
> Could you be a little more specific when you say "bake awhile"?
yes
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hhg6 !//CEObOMBY - Tue, 09 Jan 2018 10:48:17 EST ID:9mdGpNmu No.24835 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24833
well i think he meant inside of an oven
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awe !!vVWR8L52 - Sat, 20 Jan 2018 18:19:12 EST ID:jgO6v32g No.24846 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>24833
pressure cook it OP and then use a fork to whip it all together, I'd also add hot pepper besides black and beans. Please report back and PC for at least half an hour. Use condoms instead of baboons btw.


Don't mind me by Simon Sipperford - Mon, 30 Oct 2017 13:28:45 EST ID:ccNGA9qU No.24795 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Just brewing some jenk
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awe !!vVWR8L52 - Sat, 20 Jan 2018 18:12:40 EST ID:jgO6v32g No.24845 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>24795
same here. butt my face is melting.


Jenkenes, Septajenkenes and Jenkenoids by Isabella Geshbat - Sat, 23 Dec 2017 06:48:08 EST ID:MD136Fdy No.24815 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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How exactly do the smell producing chemicals in jenk affect the high? I can tell for sure that the euphoria and hallucination vary in character from batch to batch, is that caused by the smell/flavor or some characteristic of the main Jenkane fraction?

pic is me
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Doris Bardhall - Sun, 24 Dec 2017 11:11:35 EST ID:p6PkPVeq No.24816 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Aromatoxins bro. IT'S SCIENCE
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awe !!vVWR8L52 - Sat, 20 Jan 2018 18:11:00 EST ID:jgO6v32g No.24844 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24816
this


Premium Sixx Brand Jenk by Wesley Sickleham - Thu, 11 Jan 2018 17:11:36 EST ID:t7JBknyG No.24838 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Have you ever tried premium Jenk straight from Andy's asshole?
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press !//CEObOMBY - Thu, 18 Jan 2018 03:11:00 EST ID:BlM3Jkuv No.24841 Ignore Report Quick Reply
ffs dude, just get a vpn or install linux tails and order it through the web
you really cant safely use that local stuff once your tolerance rises since its none standardized and its exact jenkane and secondary compound ratios can vary greatly from batch to batch

i read a lot of bad experience reports on red. d. it. about andys product

just buy some stank coins and find a vendor. we cant source here but there are a few sub red. d. its for jenkem


BWJ - BUMP WHEN JENKED by Clara Chollyset - Mon, 05 Dec 2011 07:53:26 EST ID:bdeSClKl No.18958 Banned Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Every time you take a huff you must post ni tish teread...
Banned
User was banned for this post
User was banned by: SeVeN
Reason: It is time...
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Bombastus Werrywag - Tue, 07 Nov 2017 18:53:36 EST ID:zMiYj9oB No.24799 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>18958
JENK MY LIFE INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY LAST JENK, I SWEAR
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Lillian Pockville - Sat, 30 Dec 2017 10:17:18 EST ID:/2UxJTHV No.24825 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Commentsooooo FUCKING JANKED OUT raifgght Now
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Isabella Pandledack - Sun, 31 Dec 2017 00:37:47 EST ID:MD136Fdy No.24826 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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downtown brownsville
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John Fuzzlefield - Tue, 09 Jan 2018 23:41:04 EST ID:0YIez9zV No.24836 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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NEW YEARS RESOLUTION TO JENK 365 DAYS STRAIGHT STRAIGHT TOT HE DOME
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Shitting Cankinstock - Thu, 11 Jan 2018 06:30:10 EST ID:gafVA/gb No.24837 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE


jenkem in the bedroom; butthash love by Thomas Sizzletore - Sat, 06 Jan 2018 16:52:39 EST ID:bS6B7lRU No.24832 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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sup /jenk/

well, we finally did it. I told the gf about my jenk and not only was she okay with it, but she wanted to try some. i lit a candle and put it on the nightstand (gotta be careful with those jenk fumes). she didn't wanna do it directly, so i took a fat rip of jenk from my balloon and gave her a brown shotgun. immediately, her pupils dilated and she began to drool. i kept taking huge lungfuls and giving her shotguns and i dont know who browned out first, me or her.

we wanna try this again, but maybe at a lower dose. jenk sex is a little too trippy at those doses to be worthwhile. but what can i say? don't hide your jenk from your lover; experience it with them. we're deeper in love than ever.

but when jenkd
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Archie Chammerstock - Sun, 18 Feb 2018 16:06:37 EST ID:4SHSr+Ou No.24856 Ignore Report Quick Reply
This one is gold


is jenkem vegan? by Rebecca Snoddock - Mon, 07 Aug 2017 13:33:55 EST ID:N1RuQkKE No.24753 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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is jenkem vegan?

asking for a friend

also bump while jenked
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Angus Wirrynane - Thu, 05 Oct 2017 21:28:16 EST ID:bETWdXIX No.24787 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24753
simple logic: if what goes in is vegan, that which comes out will be vegan...
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George Fallykore - Tue, 31 Oct 2017 18:08:13 EST ID:kCGpA/gP No.24796 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24787
So Beef is vegan?
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Charles Cemmlewud - Wed, 08 Nov 2017 20:09:08 EST ID:S+wn94Y0 No.24800 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24764
In a quick google search I found a rabbi determining that Kopi Luwak ( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kopi_Luwak ) is kosher. By that account, jenk should be legal too.
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Rebecca Blenderledging - Wed, 29 Nov 2017 10:39:37 EST ID:m7hmPrv+ No.24807 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24796

Don't be coy with me, boy.
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Clara Boblingham - Sat, 06 Jan 2018 03:05:53 EST ID:+GR79Xp9 No.24831 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Jenked out my mind man


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