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jenkem newbie by Charlotte Crapperman - Fri, 13 Jan 2017 22:43:43 EST ID:XH3IEWt1 No.24605 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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A lot of my friends do jenkem but I've always been afraid to try new drugs with them. But they've been doing it for a while and they're still alive. How bad is it really? I would like to hear stories from seasoned jenkem users.
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Charlotte Crapperman - Fri, 13 Jan 2017 22:59:33 EST ID:XH3IEWt1 No.24606 Ignore Report Quick Reply
pls respond
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Charlotte Crapperman - Fri, 13 Jan 2017 23:34:46 EST ID:XH3IEWt1 No.24607 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24606
p-plw
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John Brisslefoot - Sat, 14 Jan 2017 00:21:07 EST ID:Gy+Vn/dQ No.24608 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Man you're not ready for that kind of darkness. I've gone on some hardcore jenkem binges son. Well beyond the fucking stuff that a normal person does. I mean, I've been in random porta potties I've smelled all sorts of shit. And you know what? I hit some real low. Being a jenk addict is hard as fuck. You don't want to deal with all that, you ain't ready for it. I bet you'd never even suck a dick for jenk.


jenk kingpin soon by Henry Brillerdane - Sat, 24 Sep 2016 23:35:37 EST ID:8FFjxEPF No.24547 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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has anyone ever managed to make artificial jenk in the lab? how do you do it?
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CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Sat, 01 Oct 2016 22:39:03 EST ID:twctReE+ No.24553 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>24552
>darknet
Lol dark like a turd of poop
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Ebenezer Blunningstare - Thu, 13 Oct 2016 21:51:41 EST ID:Gy+Vn/dQ No.24557 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24550
See but all the asses I've grown are outdoor asses, guess I'm just not ready for the artifical jenkem lifestyle. I wanted to be, but I'm just not there yet.
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Awe' God !!vVWR8L52 - Fri, 14 Oct 2016 04:32:38 EST ID:+DJdpEUm No.24558 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24547
This is how you do it OP/
https://humanurehandbook.com/downloads/H2.pdf

When I saw the name of the author it finally struck me, Jung was right - the universe does have a sense of humor.
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Shitting Pocklekag - Thu, 17 Nov 2016 17:02:34 EST ID:fjIdtCDH No.24581 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24547
it is possible but it makes a poor quality jenkem. There's something synergistic about hot mexican food and colon magick.
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Nell Pottingbedge - Thu, 12 Jan 2017 21:50:32 EST ID:nd6LF9Rj No.24604 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>24547

That looks just like Monrovia, Liberia


Famous historical figures who did jenkem by Albert Shakehood - Tue, 01 Nov 2016 08:34:25 EST ID:1U5ErQkR No.24569 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Sun, 06 Nov 2016 19:47:57 EST ID:9gXgYR1Z No.24576 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Ronald Jenkees uses it for musical inspiration.
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Ian Cropperfuck - Sun, 06 Nov 2016 20:38:39 EST ID:IE8rpVYd No.24577 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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Ernest Blackfield - Wed, 09 Nov 2016 23:44:21 EST ID:S7tkObK+ No.24578 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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Awe' God !!vVWR8L52 - Fri, 06 Jan 2017 15:12:47 EST ID:fjIdtCDH No.24598 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24572
god why is this le hilarious
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Jenny Crengerkin - Sun, 08 Jan 2017 15:17:24 EST ID:ZA32xm9w No.24603 Ignore Report Quick Reply
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mozart_and_scatology


easy jenk by Martin Seffingshit - Mon, 02 Jan 2017 18:51:20 EST ID:oNmiRD7c No.24594 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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i've finally come round to the idea of huffing my own shit, so please /jenk/, pass on thy knowledge on the easiest jenk recipe, how long it needs to brew, how much does it smell when contained? will it stink my house out or should i put it in the shed?? what am i to expect from my first high?
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Hedda Nemblebore - Tue, 03 Jan 2017 22:14:47 EST ID:Gy+Vn/dQ No.24595 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Dude jenk smells good don't be trying to spread some sort of disinfo about the good stuff man. Just eat a bunch of kfc chug (couple buckets) a stuffed crust pizza and fucking 2 2 liters of coke. Make sure to jump around a lot after. That's how you get your mother fucking jenk brewing.

You ump around and keep getting that jenk going. When you feel like you're gonna explode? Then its time to fill those two liters back up with that sweet sweet jenk. You go ahead and put it somewhere warm and dry and just let that sweet jenk sit for at least 3 weeks.

When you're ready? You turn around and sniff that sweet smell in as hard as you can. You'll be jenked as fuck and that may mean coming in touch with the other side of your mind. That you may just step through the boundries of life itself. Its beyond anything you could expirence. I hope it all works out. I want this to be great for you my man.
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Thomas Blatherridge - Wed, 04 Jan 2017 07:02:13 EST ID:oNmiRD7c No.24596 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24595
dude i hate kfc

r u saying diarrhoea cause idk i'm more open to the idea of huffing my solid shit, runny shit just seems too far

man, i've done dmt, that can't be the same level right ??
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Basil Famblehood - Sun, 08 Jan 2017 00:40:52 EST ID:7RHpwr1s No.24602 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24596
doesn't really matter if it's runny or solid, it's still the same particles. i have not had 'dmt' like experiences on jenk, i just relaxed and half stoned. anyone who tells you its OMG LSDx9384983!!! is full of shit

the guy above you said wait 3 weeks but i've had really good batches hit me after just leaving it brew for a day or two (usually leaving it in the sun, maybe it speeds up the process?)

happy jenking, be sure to report back


How to make the fucking best jenk? by Martha Wommledale - Mon, 05 Dec 2016 01:37:04 EST ID:Gy+Vn/dQ No.24586 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I want to make the best mother fucking batch of jenk that this world has ever seen. How do I do it? I was thinking of drinking a shitload of mountain dew eating a bunch of cheeseburgers, and fucking slamming a bunch of beer. Then I'd jump around on a trampoline till that sweet sweet sauce got bounced the fuck around in my stomach. I want this to be the best damn jenk this worlds ever seen. How the fuck do I do it? Does shaking up the food fucking make it a better jenk?
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Cedric Shittingson - Mon, 05 Dec 2016 02:00:38 EST ID:8xWEt+SM No.24588 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24586
take a dump inside of a woman's rectum and let it ferment in her bowels so both of your shit will combine and form much more potent jenkinoids and anal gasses when she lets it all out
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Esther Beblinghood - Wed, 14 Dec 2016 03:19:25 EST ID:FZ0RyYfc No.24589 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Raw eggs, whole milk, and then lemon juice. Not at once. One cup each. Then you will magic magic.
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Jarvis Shakeson - Sat, 07 Jan 2017 23:35:04 EST ID:B/VOTRTr No.24601 Ignore Report Quick Reply
A quality jenk batch can be made by a lactose intolerant person drinking large quantities of milk, I'd also recommend some pinto beans as well.

Look into those foods that contain sugars the body can't break down, which cause sporadic bacteria activity in the intestine. This is just one idea but I must confirm that milk trick was the best jenk I've ever tried, you might need to do some extensive research on gut fauna to create the absolute best mankind has ever seen.


jenk by Hamilton Hinderfit - Thu, 17 Nov 2016 21:04:13 EST ID:Db3x8ycl No.24582 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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i know this a joke board but i actually tried jenk for real and it got me high JENK IS FUCKING LEGIT
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Archie Bebberdale - Wed, 23 Nov 2016 20:37:00 EST ID:UPkgis1t No.24583 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24582
jenk is amazing man, one of the best natural highs you can get or extract
by the way, anyone know of any good clearnet jenk vendors? my local supply has run out and too lazy to do an extraction
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Archie Donkinfeg - Thu, 01 Dec 2016 00:30:15 EST ID:a83cptBz No.24585 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24583
>i'm a constipated opiate junkie and can't make my own jenk

bad choice
those first few times were pretty OK, but tolerance builds retarded fast. now you don't even really get high, just relief from withdrawal and you can't even make your own jenk. how low have you sunk? dumpster diving for used diapers at toy r us?
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Barnaby Clogglehall - Thu, 05 Jan 2017 21:51:04 EST ID:gp/MMCXz No.24597 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>24582
>2016 + 2
>still thinks this board is a joke
>still thinks jenk isn't real
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Walter Duckforth - Sat, 07 Jan 2017 14:47:40 EST ID:Whpku2Aj No.24600 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24585
love you man. would love to have a jenk sesh with you some time


the bottle you put your shit in by Lillian Dudgetire - Sun, 01 Jan 2017 03:02:23 EST ID:ll+Vynue No.24593 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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what do you put your shit in (pic unreated)
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Wesley Worthingshit - Sat, 07 Jan 2017 01:03:41 EST ID:Kkc1zeLp No.24599 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE


Carrie Is ded by Doris Gondlewine - Sat, 24 Dec 2016 07:33:48 EST ID:UW+8XIA4 No.24591 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Carrie Fisher ded Rest in Peas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9iwHbVJxbAo
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Phoebe Tootbury - Thu, 29 Dec 2016 00:03:50 EST ID:FMo2lzN1 No.24592 Ignore Report Quick Reply
goddamn why did anonamouse have to read what i already know, except that they smoked rock on hoth but that i coulda guessed, ALSO, WHY COULDN'T THE PLANE EMERGENCY LAND IN TEXAS WHERE THEY COULD HAVE SAVED HER

?!?!?!?!1/


god I love farts and dumps by Cedric Shittingson - Mon, 05 Dec 2016 01:58:24 EST ID:8xWEt+SM No.24587 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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>mfw when I see someone taking a shit or farting
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Archie Semblefock - Thu, 22 Dec 2016 16:37:34 EST ID:vkVEXwHB No.24590 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I love the long drawn air farts
PFFFFFFFFFFFTTTT


jenk science by Fuck Parringlutch - Tue, 12 Jul 2016 16:49:37 EST ID:pjwbi7NP No.24503 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I recently noticed some trolls posting misinformation here so let me make one thing clear:

YOU CANNOT GET HIGH OFF YOUR FARTS.

Jenkem is the fumes given off by fermented shit (and sometimes piss). This undergoes a completely different chemical reaction than what happens when you fart. Think about it this way, you can't get high off of raw hops, but ferment those bitches and suddenly you're drunk as fuck. Same thing with jenkem.

Sigh. It's misinformation like LOL HUFF FARTS NIGGA that causes most people to not take jenkem seriously or even give it a chance. STOP DOING IT PLEASE.
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Awe' God !!vVWR8L52 - Sun, 04 Sep 2016 16:25:09 EST ID:fjIdtCDH No.24534 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>24503
how about adding years of accumulated bong resin to the fermentation slurry? does it make one get munchies?
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Augustus Menkinridge - Wed, 07 Sep 2016 09:33:00 EST ID:bLz3W9DP No.24535 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24534
My god... just smoke some normal fucking weed with your jenkem you pleb. Cannabis tar is filled to the brim with carcinogens.
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Hamilton Blatherham - Fri, 23 Sep 2016 23:35:16 EST ID:Uh7bsBCI No.24546 Ignore Report Quick Reply
lol nice graph
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Cornelius Somblepire - Fri, 14 Oct 2016 08:07:53 EST ID:D4eeJPC5 No.24560 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24535
>huffs sewage for entertainment
>worried about carcinogens
In the end it's the attitude that gives cancer, carcinogens are just a cooperative component
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Sidney Snodway - Thu, 24 Nov 2016 20:45:25 EST ID:N84ipx7W No.24584 Ignore Report Quick Reply
At first I read ''Cursive elixer of fartful cryptology'' and I laughed so hard


probably true by Graham Turveyway - Tue, 27 Sep 2016 03:31:24 EST ID:/9/NCjy+ No.24549 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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sercret CIA program: bulk fermentation of municipal sewage, using the sales proceeds to fund ISIS so as to justify and expanded military budgets and loser rules on surveillance and interrogation techniques.
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Emma Sennerwit - Thu, 29 Sep 2016 23:44:28 EST ID:t9YtGTk0 No.24551 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24549
Remember - always make your own jenk or buy it from dealers you trust and whose supply you're familiar with.

Shady blackmarket jenk supports government psyops and terrorism, and is typically of a lower quality anyway. Remember the 'brown plague' series of psychotic episodes and deaths in 2014? Poor quality mass-produced CIA jenk. It had a whole bunch of weird additives in it to make it ferment faster.
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Shitting Pocklekag - Thu, 17 Nov 2016 14:58:59 EST ID:fjIdtCDH No.24580 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>24551
Government produced jenk was really nice back in the nineties, when it was produced for the military, but after the ban, they started supplying africa and it was made from runover cow manure and fermented straight in the sewage system so a lot of things got produced in the process that aren't supposed to be in high quality jenkem, like methane and sulfurajenkanide which produces deliriant type of effects. Many people though they lost the magic, because the truth about the universe was no longer revealed to them and they quit jenk all together which is really sad. I'm glad it's a kind of secret drug so at least the prohibition is not an issue. Hopefully with donald jenkem quality is qoing to improve.


dead skunks by George Smallville - Sun, 30 Oct 2016 21:55:07 EST ID:a83cptBz No.24567 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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can i make jenk out of a dead skunk?
i was driving through the countryside & i smells some of the rankest stench that ever reeked, tracked it down to black, white & red patch on the side of the road, so i put it in the back of my pickup to see if make i could make some good shit with it
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Fanny Goodbury - Mon, 31 Oct 2016 21:11:35 EST ID:HJ0BzBYd No.24568 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Well you're unlikely to find enough shit in a skunk for a full batch.

However, if you've got a batch of some nondescript jenk brewing you can add the skunk's shit to it to really potentiate the brew. Drop the anal glands in too if you're feeling hardcore.
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CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Fri, 11 Nov 2016 19:52:49 EST ID:U2KI3Vc/ No.24579 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Just because it stinks doesn't mean it'll make good jenk. If you cut off the scent glands and let them soak in your brew for a few days, they can add a nice "bite". But they don't add much to the high.


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