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Gamer Girl Jenk

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- Thu, 22 Aug 2019 00:15:46 EST W6ig4kxM No.25168
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Anyone seen this made yet, or would I be the first one to make gamer girl jenk? I'm a girl btw. How much do you think I should sell it for?
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Ebenezer Piddletack - Fri, 23 Aug 2019 14:20:39 EST Jg0y7Wbx No.25171 Reply
Depends on the quality, have you tried it?
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Nigel Blullyfodging - Fri, 27 Sep 2019 04:28:57 EST QTXRvdMp No.25220 Reply
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>>25168
Tbh it'd be kinda hard to know.
I mean pic related is on clearnet.
If you dug deeper on like TOR networks and stuff maybe somebody has already tapped into that market. Never visited any hidden nets though, so dunno.

Tbh it'd be kinda super hard to ship finished jenk though. If you pack it in like, aroma proof plastic sealable bags, if your packages get sent by plane the pressure difference could pop them. (don't even get me talking of what could happen it got stuck for days in a hot package warehouse in summer)
If you're gonna do GamerGirlJenk you're probably gonna have to package it in like, vacuum sealed bags of the dank stuff and bottle the urine. Then the customers can brew at home, as fresh as possible. Maybe include a small toot-in-a-jar for a teaser of the end result, while they're waiting for the brew.
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Hamilton Wurryman - Wed, 13 Nov 2019 05:03:22 EST XzUEtdx1 No.25248 Reply
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>>25220
>if your packages get sent by plane the pressure difference could pop them.
If you were shipping a big enough package and it broke open in flight then the whole crew would end up getting high on free jenkane gasses. i bet thats the cause of a lot of airplane crashes

Poop Lady from Hoarders

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- Wed, 29 May 2019 21:54:32 EST aR1s6vtf No.25080
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Ya'll seen her? Is she not just getting high off the jenk lab that is her house? They told her she was "mentally ill" in the episode, but who has the right to tell a person what they can and cannot do with their own poop?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xY7m4KzYR4Q
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Nigel Gosslekad - Thu, 26 Sep 2019 05:18:59 EST 0C60jD48 No.25218 Reply
She's gotta get high just standing in that place. She's got a jenk factory.
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Priscilla Dublingmun - Mon, 14 Oct 2019 22:42:24 EST wFZEmrNE No.25228 Reply
whelp that's enough internet for me today
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David Drabblewill - Tue, 12 Nov 2019 23:12:46 EST v1WSEaEs No.25247 Reply
>>25080

She's been eating poop for 12 years. Everyone knows jenk can be dosed orally.

Pre gaming a Jenkem session

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- Thu, 04 Apr 2019 00:44:39 EST MvilcPl7 No.25048
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Have any of you ever tried huffing your farts before a Jenk sesh? I find giving myself a Dutch Oven before a Jenkem session is a great way to pre game the intense high we all love. I purposely eat certain foods that make me gaseous on the night of my planned trip.
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Alice Smallville - Wed, 16 Oct 2019 15:05:33 EST yUIYJD4I No.25230 Reply
>>25061
no bro its like incense
whats super text is it as good as my last batch of jenk is making me feel
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Jarvis Cerrystock - Sun, 20 Oct 2019 05:06:55 EST lEjHa+I7 No.25236 Reply
>>25061
yea im pretty tired of these newfags coming in here and making fun of jenk

people need to understand that jenkem is incredibly strong. low doses of jenk can be sociable and fun, but high doses can send you into another dimension. i've met god on jenkem before. he told me to be happy and live my life for the betterment of all mankind, and to spread the jenklove throughout the universe. i fully believe one day, when aliens finally decide to contact us for real, we can have an intergalactic jenk-off and truly bond with our extraterrestrial brethren. some people think im just a burn out, but a man can dream, cant he?
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Alice Soblinghood - Tue, 12 Nov 2019 21:19:17 EST jgO6v32g No.25246 Reply
>>25048
>>25236
Get out of your ass, this is science, what you've got against science except your jenked out fantasies? Go home niggas, your wishful thinking is just that. Farts were the original jenk before folks even knew what fermentation is. Traces of jenkanides can be found even in the poopoo gas if you look hard enough.

Mental Ulfkhassen

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- Sat, 09 Nov 2019 22:18:58 EST hv5pxFlV No.25244
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Ulf... It's like yuuuuulk... YUUUUULK.... deep down from the belly like yurrrrrrrllllk.... Deep deep down from the underground.
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Alice Soblinghood - Tue, 12 Nov 2019 21:10:45 EST jgO6v32g No.25245 Reply
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>>25244
From the pit of my stomach,
great odor sniffed and barfed.
It is time, the brown angel has come,
Yulk the policeman sad YYYYYYYYuLK

BWJ - BUMP WHEN JENKED

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- Mon, 05 Dec 2011 07:53:26 EST bdeSClKl No.18958
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Every time you take a huff you must post ni tish teread...
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Oliver Sudgechit - Wed, 31 Jul 2019 16:25:24 EST Jg0y7Wbx No.25146 Reply
Zweidabadabop.... Ohm muau muau...
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Phineas Bommlehood - Mon, 12 Aug 2019 15:54:25 EST vU5gdEeA No.25155 Reply
Since this thread was made, I caught oral herpes, dropped out of college twice and joined the Army. Shout out to all of you brothers. Jenk up every fucking day.
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Phyllis Smallman - Sat, 09 Nov 2019 22:12:06 EST hv5pxFlV No.25243 Reply
AHAHAHHAHAHAAAHAHHAA WHAT IN THE FUCK OH MY FUCKING GODDDDDDDDDDDDD HAHAAAHAHAHA

Reasons 2 jenk #1

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- Wed, 16 Oct 2019 15:29:22 EST yUIYJD4I No.25231
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My favorite reason as to why jenkem is so good for me and my friends and family is that it really encourages healthy eating and it helps us maintain a healthy BMI. right before we all take turns over the shit funnel we binge on milk and spicy cheeses and last week my daughter (she just turned 7 shes so sweet) said she ate some laxatives just to get every last bit of shit out. my daughters jenk is the sweetest i've ever huffed it tastes just like candies. we have a little system and start fermenting new jenk every week to 8 days maximum just to keep the good shit flowing so we never quite run out but last week my son raided the family stockpile and brownhoused the whole basement with his friends it was so funny we all got a bit of the jenk before it went up to God in heaven luckily my wife had a stockpile ready for emergencies that shes been keeping in the toiletries cupboard and that lasted us out until the next batch was finished brewing and thats why i say EVERY WEEK WE HAVE TO COLLECT OUR SHIT FOR THE JENKEM, JUST IN CASE. we've never been closer than when we're browning out to malcom in the middle reruns together and that's why we're a jenkem family. - an excerpt from my book My Jenkem Family Oh, and this picture? thats just me harvesting into my favorite bottle, its hacked so that you can just pull the trigger to fill up some N.A.S.T.Y jenk balloons on the fly.
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Jarvis Cerrystock - Sun, 20 Oct 2019 05:00:43 EST lEjHa+I7 No.25235 Reply
>>25231
well ya know what they say
the family that jenks together, stinks together
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Archie Mullernetch - Mon, 28 Oct 2019 15:17:51 EST MY+35dNd No.25241 Reply
>>25239
dude you still put cig butts in the jenk? that's a myth


Ayurvedic Cow Jenk

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- Mon, 02 Sep 2019 22:09:30 EST KGF6qW0j No.25186
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sup /jenk/,
I've got a contact promising me genuine Ayurvedic Cow Jenk.
But what I want to ask is if it is a legit thing?
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Nigel Blullyfodging - Fri, 27 Sep 2019 11:08:24 EST QTXRvdMp No.25221 Reply
>>25219
If it's genuine ACJ though, you'll be able to tell in how the spices have combined with the shit scent slightly, turning it slightly different, more nose-palatable. Fake ACJ will just be like standard jenk but more barnyardy, and like a topnote of the cheapest spice they could get ahold of in bulk (most likely gone off ones stolen from what the stores throw out out the back to be picked up), added in cloying amounts, making you almost forget about the shitsmell because of how annoying and sharp the spice note is.
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Esther Gittingcocke - Tue, 01 Oct 2019 04:21:23 EST QTXRvdMp No.25223 Reply
Wait a last thing, there's also two kinds of genuine ACJ, either the common kind for common folk that's just the spices mixed in for production (though in carefully weighed amounts). But for the real prime grade ACJ they actually feed the cows feed with the spices in them, so it gets digested and changed inside the cows intestines. Like that coffee where it's of beans shat out by some lemure or whatever. Very rare, it's not something you and me would ever even get to lay our eyes on, why I didn't think to mention it.
If it is stolen goods, it could on a tiny tiny chance actually be the prime grade, if they got into the shipping container of some high-up dude they could've accidentally gotten more than they bargained for. Don't give your real name if you buy it, the owners will definetely be on the hunt for these dudes, and you don't want your name on the buyers list if they are found.
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Nigel Nullygold - Wed, 23 Oct 2019 05:11:59 EST MY+35dNd No.25238 Reply
>>25219
> it has to be made in a certain way with some ingredients added
Probably to do with the cows vegetairian diet.

Kind of like how you can't use carnivorous animals shit as compost but you can use horses manure but the opposite for jenk?

jenk face

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- Sat, 30 Sep 2017 11:52:38 EST qhL2kqPJ No.24782
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post your jenk face
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Alice Smallville - Wed, 16 Oct 2019 14:59:13 EST yUIYJD4I No.25229 Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE

portable jenk rig idea

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- Sat, 19 Oct 2019 01:47:36 EST W6ig4kxM No.25233
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what about having a colostomy bag thats like connected to a backpack or a portable toilet or something and carry it around with you all the time so you'd always have your stash handy and your next batch brewing and you never have to waste any materials?
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Ian Chevingman - Sat, 19 Oct 2019 12:08:44 EST syZU+6S+ No.25234 Reply
>>25233
It's a decent idea if you make it from lightweight materials. Use polypropylene bags and balsa wood for the parts where the ass touches the appliance. The propylene bags are going to make it really light weight and foldable, while balsa wood will provide some structure and rigidity. Your pic is about right, just needs some straps so you could carry it on your shoulders.

What the fuck??

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- Thu, 10 Oct 2019 17:40:26 EST x7v2fZ1B No.25225
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Wait, do people actually do jenkem recreationally??

Whats it even like? It must smell horrible
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Charles Sabbercocke - Thu, 10 Oct 2019 23:59:04 EST o2WzxmU4 No.25226 Reply
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>>25225
I'm sure people do it,weather or not they browse this fourm is doubtful imo

I always look at this as a joke' board
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Priscilla Sashhall - Sat, 12 Oct 2019 07:50:13 EST 8nLHGmDi No.25227 Reply
I only use it for medical purposes.

microjenkin'

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- Wed, 09 Oct 2019 00:46:09 EST W6ig4kxM No.25224
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anyone tried microdosing jenk yet? i've been thinking about getting a little high at work to make it a more tolerable experience relative to the hourly pay rate (i work in a sawmill), but i haven't tried it yet cause i guess i'm not sure i could handle it if i took too much by accident.
anyone else who microdoses, plz give me any good avdice you got or tell me about your experiences.

Is there a jenkologist in the house?

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- Thu, 12 Sep 2019 03:01:59 EST UjVYp07m No.25201
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sup /jenk/,
help me settle an jenk science argument between me and one of my jenking buddies:
he says that if you percolate the gas from brewed finished jenk through fresh piss thne you inoculate the piss and the next batch brews faster & stronger and i say thats bullshit because piss is sterile and i think all of the bacteria and fungus and e coli and all the microorganisms that do the fermentation are in the shit portion of the ingredients.
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Molly Femblewore - Thu, 12 Sep 2019 20:42:29 EST QTXRvdMp No.25203 Reply
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It's entirely possible.
I mean a big part of the jenkem intoxication is microbial spores suspended in the vapours, which enter your system when you inhale, or more informally, huff it. If you would innoculate a substrate with only the intoxicant microbes instead of along with all the unwanted ones (aka the eColi etc) your intoxicant growth can grow freely without competition, which would explain the faster and stronger brew.

I mean that is what we are already doing, innoculating urine with microbes from the shit.
Passing finished product through fresh urine would just be an optimal version of jenkem innoculate.

So yeah, I'd guess your friend is most certainly onto something there.
Piss being sterile only works in its favour, no competition to the growth.
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Samuel Mannerput - Thu, 26 Sep 2019 04:02:03 EST KM6ixFtI No.25217 Reply
>>25203
It's been years, but I still can't figure out if this is real or not lol
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Edward Gummleketch - Sat, 28 Sep 2019 00:21:41 EST 25fTajwY No.25222 Reply
>>25217
yeah, thats a real eggplant.
sorry to be the one to break it too you kid, but that stuff they tell children about chickens or the easter bunny making eggs is all as made up as the tooth fairy, santa claus and climate change

SONGS ABOUT THE JENK

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- Wed, 18 Sep 2019 09:11:59 EST dvEua3is No.25214
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Cypress Hill - Hits From The Pong

Fugees - Huffin' It Slowly

Will Smith - Gettin' Shitty Wit It
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Edwin Chemblechure - Wed, 18 Sep 2019 20:59:37 EST 6ftQUVjF No.25215 Reply
Mariah Carey - All I Want For Christmas Is Poo
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Nicholas Sunnerwig - Thu, 19 Sep 2019 16:10:23 EST dvEua3is No.25216 Reply
The Poolice - Every Breath You Take

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