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420chan is Getting Overhauled - Changelog/Bug Report/Request Thread (Updated July 26)

Poop Lady from Hoarders

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- Wed, 29 May 2019 21:54:32 EST aR1s6vtf No.25080
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Ya'll seen her? Is she not just getting high off the jenk lab that is her house? They told her she was "mentally ill" in the episode, but who has the right to tell a person what they can and cannot do with their own poop?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xY7m4KzYR4Q
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Nigel Gosslekad - Thu, 26 Sep 2019 05:18:59 EST 0C60jD48 No.25218 Reply
She's gotta get high just standing in that place. She's got a jenk factory.
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Priscilla Dublingmun - Mon, 14 Oct 2019 22:42:24 EST wFZEmrNE No.25228 Reply
whelp that's enough internet for me today

What the fuck??

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- Thu, 10 Oct 2019 17:40:26 EST x7v2fZ1B No.25225
File: 1570743626537.png -(845097B / 825.29KB, 1000x687) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. What the fuck??
Wait, do people actually do jenkem recreationally??

Whats it even like? It must smell horrible
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Charles Sabbercocke - Thu, 10 Oct 2019 23:59:04 EST o2WzxmU4 No.25226 Reply
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>>25225
I'm sure people do it,weather or not they browse this fourm is doubtful imo

I always look at this as a joke' board
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Priscilla Sashhall - Sat, 12 Oct 2019 07:50:13 EST 8nLHGmDi No.25227 Reply
I only use it for medical purposes.

microjenkin'

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- Wed, 09 Oct 2019 00:46:09 EST W6ig4kxM No.25224
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anyone tried microdosing jenk yet? i've been thinking about getting a little high at work to make it a more tolerable experience relative to the hourly pay rate (i work in a sawmill), but i haven't tried it yet cause i guess i'm not sure i could handle it if i took too much by accident.
anyone else who microdoses, plz give me any good avdice you got or tell me about your experiences.

Ayurvedic Cow Jenk

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- Mon, 02 Sep 2019 22:09:30 EST KGF6qW0j No.25186
File: 1567476570333.jpg -(43584B / 42.56KB, 852x480) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Ayurvedic Cow Jenk
sup /jenk/,
I've got a contact promising me genuine Ayurvedic Cow Jenk.
But what I want to ask is if it is a legit thing?
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Nigel Blullyfodging - Fri, 27 Sep 2019 04:18:35 EST QTXRvdMp No.25219 Reply
>>25186
It's a legit thing, it has to be made in a certain way with some ingredients added, but it's not really better than your standard stuff. Mostly just indians that get placebo off of it cows being holy and all, and the ayurvedic spices makes them feel more at ease with huffing the jenk, masks the stank just slightly.
It's more of a religious preparement, will only affect somebody who believes in the implications. And only when used in actual ritual procedure. Mostly by the aghoris.
A good similar example would be altar/communal wine. Won't get you any drunker or anything, it just has certain rules to how it is allowed to be made. In your case it's most likely a sellers trick, sounds cool with "altar wine" / "ayurvedic jenkem". And even if it is genuine, it's most likely stolen goods, might have been stored incorrectly since they don't know how, they're just common peddlers who came into possession of it.
>TL;DR
Would not recommend buying, if you must just because maybe you won't have access again, don't pay any more than 1.5x the usual rate for standard jenk.
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Nigel Blullyfodging - Fri, 27 Sep 2019 11:08:24 EST QTXRvdMp No.25221 Reply
>>25219
If it's genuine ACJ though, you'll be able to tell in how the spices have combined with the shit scent slightly, turning it slightly different, more nose-palatable. Fake ACJ will just be like standard jenk but more barnyardy, and like a topnote of the cheapest spice they could get ahold of in bulk (most likely gone off ones stolen from what the stores throw out out the back to be picked up), added in cloying amounts, making you almost forget about the shitsmell because of how annoying and sharp the spice note is.
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Esther Gittingcocke - Tue, 01 Oct 2019 04:21:23 EST QTXRvdMp No.25223 Reply
Wait a last thing, there's also two kinds of genuine ACJ, either the common kind for common folk that's just the spices mixed in for production (though in carefully weighed amounts). But for the real prime grade ACJ they actually feed the cows feed with the spices in them, so it gets digested and changed inside the cows intestines. Like that coffee where it's of beans shat out by some lemure or whatever. Very rare, it's not something you and me would ever even get to lay our eyes on, why I didn't think to mention it.
If it is stolen goods, it could on a tiny tiny chance actually be the prime grade, if they got into the shipping container of some high-up dude they could've accidentally gotten more than they bargained for. Don't give your real name if you buy it, the owners will definetely be on the hunt for these dudes, and you don't want your name on the buyers list if they are found.

Is there a jenkologist in the house?

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- Thu, 12 Sep 2019 03:01:59 EST UjVYp07m No.25201
File: 1568271719099.gif -(477293B / 466.11KB, 371x267) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Is there a jenkologist in the house?
sup /jenk/,
help me settle an jenk science argument between me and one of my jenking buddies:
he says that if you percolate the gas from brewed finished jenk through fresh piss thne you inoculate the piss and the next batch brews faster & stronger and i say thats bullshit because piss is sterile and i think all of the bacteria and fungus and e coli and all the microorganisms that do the fermentation are in the shit portion of the ingredients.
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Molly Femblewore - Thu, 12 Sep 2019 20:42:29 EST QTXRvdMp No.25203 Reply
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It's entirely possible.
I mean a big part of the jenkem intoxication is microbial spores suspended in the vapours, which enter your system when you inhale, or more informally, huff it. If you would innoculate a substrate with only the intoxicant microbes instead of along with all the unwanted ones (aka the eColi etc) your intoxicant growth can grow freely without competition, which would explain the faster and stronger brew.

I mean that is what we are already doing, innoculating urine with microbes from the shit.
Passing finished product through fresh urine would just be an optimal version of jenkem innoculate.

So yeah, I'd guess your friend is most certainly onto something there.
Piss being sterile only works in its favour, no competition to the growth.
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Samuel Mannerput - Thu, 26 Sep 2019 04:02:03 EST KM6ixFtI No.25217 Reply
>>25203
It's been years, but I still can't figure out if this is real or not lol
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Edward Gummleketch - Sat, 28 Sep 2019 00:21:41 EST 25fTajwY No.25222 Reply
>>25217
yeah, thats a real eggplant.
sorry to be the one to break it too you kid, but that stuff they tell children about chickens or the easter bunny making eggs is all as made up as the tooth fairy, santa claus and climate change

Gamer Girl Jenk

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- Thu, 22 Aug 2019 00:15:46 EST W6ig4kxM No.25168
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Anyone seen this made yet, or would I be the first one to make gamer girl jenk? I'm a girl btw. How much do you think I should sell it for?
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Ebenezer Piddletack - Fri, 23 Aug 2019 14:20:39 EST Jg0y7Wbx No.25171 Reply
Depends on the quality, have you tried it?
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Nigel Blullyfodging - Fri, 27 Sep 2019 04:28:57 EST QTXRvdMp No.25220 Reply
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>>25168
Tbh it'd be kinda hard to know.
I mean pic related is on clearnet.
If you dug deeper on like TOR networks and stuff maybe somebody has already tapped into that market. Never visited any hidden nets though, so dunno.

Tbh it'd be kinda super hard to ship finished jenk though. If you pack it in like, aroma proof plastic sealable bags, if your packages get sent by plane the pressure difference could pop them. (don't even get me talking of what could happen it got stuck for days in a hot package warehouse in summer)
If you're gonna do GamerGirlJenk you're probably gonna have to package it in like, vacuum sealed bags of the dank stuff and bottle the urine. Then the customers can brew at home, as fresh as possible. Maybe include a small toot-in-a-jar for a teaser of the end result, while they're waiting for the brew.

SONGS ABOUT THE JENK

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- Wed, 18 Sep 2019 09:11:59 EST dvEua3is No.25214
File: 1568812319160.gif -(1464671B / 1.40MB, 384x472) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. SONGS ABOUT THE JENK
Cypress Hill - Hits From The Pong

Fugees - Huffin' It Slowly

Will Smith - Gettin' Shitty Wit It
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Edwin Chemblechure - Wed, 18 Sep 2019 20:59:37 EST 6ftQUVjF No.25215 Reply
Mariah Carey - All I Want For Christmas Is Poo
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Nicholas Sunnerwig - Thu, 19 Sep 2019 16:10:23 EST dvEua3is No.25216 Reply
The Poolice - Every Breath You Take

Jenkem Cocktails

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- Thu, 12 Sep 2019 20:54:17 EST QTXRvdMp No.25204
File: 1568336057707.jpg -(181641B / 177.38KB, 776x724) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Jenkem Cocktails
So I've been pondering this a while, what would be the best mixer for a nice potent batch of the jenk?
Would it be safe to mix jenkem with ether, or would a reaction happen?
What about a sligt sip of airhorn gas right before you plateu?
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Rebecca Shittingridge - Sat, 14 Sep 2019 17:47:25 EST QTXRvdMp No.25211 Reply
>>25208
You mean the only good mixer for jenkem is more jenkem?
Sounds like a bit of a waste to not sniff antedeluvian jenkem pure. Just like you wouldn't blend out old saved whisky with fresh one. Savour it on it's own, since when it's gone it's gone, no more within your lifetime.
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Matilda Honeyspear - Sun, 15 Sep 2019 01:24:12 EST 0BVbjoKe No.25212 Reply
>>25211
>no more within your lifetime.
i dunno about that, i think that as climate change ramps up and the ice caps and glaciers start melting faster that the long frozen preserved ice age animal shits will become more and more common.
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Phineas Hongertodging - Sun, 15 Sep 2019 11:00:16 EST QTXRvdMp No.25213 Reply
>>25212
I just wanna know if I'm gonna have a shei├čure if I mix jenkem and ether dude

Shitcoin, the coin that /jenk/ deserves

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- Tue, 27 Aug 2019 11:10:26 EST j/M7lEx+ No.25172
File: 1566918626847.png -(42370B / 41.38KB, 221x285) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Shitcoin, the coin that /jenk/ deserves
It's time to pay back /jenk/ for all it's years of service to the world, keeping those too poor for even nutmeg, high as shit. Time to buy some balloons everyone! Real balloons, maybe even non-latex balloons! Maybe even get an airhorn and have pressurized jenk that's loud as shit!

Post an erc-20 compatible wallet address, such as one from metamask, and receive an arbitrary about of shitcoin to fuel your jenk habits! Or if I pass out and forget that I made this thread, just go to https://shitcoin.fun and use the automatic airdrop claiming function...
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Super Stank

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!M6R0eWkIpk - Tue, 11 Nov 2014 12:02:30 EST ontOm7t9 No.23656
File: 1415725350806.jpg -(81279B / 79.37KB, 1013x574) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Super Stank
A jenk so stank you brown out permanently just from hearing about it.
So the rumor is there is some JENK imported from China that is supposed
to be some REAL killer SHIT. Have any of you shit hippies heard about this?
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Hidden secrets revealed?

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- Mon, 02 Sep 2019 01:36:19 EST GW/Ba+DD No.25182
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How many mothers on maternity leave caring for their babies do you think get jenked as all fuck using the diapers as source material for jenkane gas isolation? If had to hang around and do nothing but watch soap operas and care for a baby all day I know I'd spend some time making jenk and getting wasted, so I bet those mothers do too.
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Hannah Blythefuck - Tue, 03 Sep 2019 15:51:14 EST OEJdUMyu No.25188 Reply
>>25184
Get with the times, grandpa. My dealer got a stock of jenk vape carts last week. The aroma in INTENSIFIED
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Martha Bummlekot - Wed, 11 Sep 2019 02:27:25 EST QTXRvdMp No.25199 Reply
>>25182
>hidden secrets
More like taboo PedoJenkem.
How dare you ferment the forbidden fruit?
It's wrong, and disgusting, that's what it is.

If you want something like it but without the taboo (and less dangerous intoxication, an undeveloped gut-flora doesn't have the protection to fend itself against infectious growths), you hire a virgin girl of age (best to obey the laws of your country, it could be misinterpreted as something sexual), a shit-maiden if you please, to be the vessel of your jenkem precursor.

chunks vs liquid

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- Thu, 22 Aug 2019 17:44:06 EST lEjHa+I7 No.25169
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sup /jenk/

i was trying to figure out a way to speed up my brews. while vintage aged jenks like Iraqi Mudbomb and Persian Puff are legendary for their strength and intensity, all the recipes i've found have never specified whether to use liquid or solid clumps in the brew. now i understand that with time, even the meanest turd will liquefy, but wouldnt it be more effective to use diarrhea, or at least use a potato masher on the bigger clumps? considering that 5-MeO-jNK requires a larger surface area to develop, doesnt it make sense to use liquid matter?

i've managed to take a week or two off of my brew times by using a blender to prep the jenk mixture. a few minutes on 'smooth' renders a nice silky jenk starter. i encourage you all to try it!

and for the love of god, make sure you have a dedicated blender just for jenk. you dont wanna wake up hungover one morning and blend up your protein shake in the wrong one.
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Ebenezer Piddletack - Fri, 23 Aug 2019 14:19:51 EST Jg0y7Wbx No.25170 Reply
In a perfect world, sure. But not everyone lives in a place where it's legal. Personally I've ordered in freeze dried inputs from Appalachia that were deeply dank when rehydrated.
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John Wayne !!vVWR8L52 - Sun, 08 Sep 2019 06:17:56 EST SSmXf+FI No.25196 Reply
>>25169
Special care must be taken, OP, it's not as simple as liquid pooters resulting in faster brew, additional piss has to be added for every unit of liquidity, doesn't take a genius to realize that this can spiral out exponentially to a point you need so much liquid for an effective brew that you'll need a whole pool of fermented sewage. It could work if you have a personal pool and redirect ventilation to lets say the living quarters, but if folks brown out, you guys may not live to see another day. RIP
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Polly Drudgedudge - Mon, 09 Sep 2019 00:55:06 EST W6ig4kxM No.25197 Reply
>>25170
> I've ordered in freeze dried inputs from Appalachia that were deeply dank when rehydrated.

u got fent laced chinese counterfeits sent to you in the mail, don't fall for that scam.

jenk face

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- Sat, 30 Sep 2017 11:52:38 EST qhL2kqPJ No.24782
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post your jenk face
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Fucking Beddlechatch - Sat, 31 Aug 2019 06:05:07 EST vobkGpQs No.25180 Reply
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iits ttakeing me tooto anoothhehther lebbel level
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Beatrice Fuddlelare - Thu, 05 Sep 2019 19:30:33 EST ERmfk2U7 No.25191 Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE

FUCK YOU

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- Mon, 02 Sep 2019 22:00:56 EST 6gmU/UXM No.25185
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ITS NOT REAL JENKEM ITS NOT FUCKING REAL I JUST GOT DOOPED SMELLING MY WEEK OLD SHIT BY SOME FUCKING VIRGINS ON THE INTERNET I FUCKING HATE YOU ALL I HAVENT FELT THIS RETARDED SINCE I SHAT IN MY KINDERGARTEN CLASS AND EVERYONE LAUGHED AT ME IM LITERALLY FUCKING CYING RIGHT NOW FUCK YOU, FUCK THIS STUPID BOARD AND I HOPE YOU ALL GET AIDS
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Ernest Lightstock - Thu, 05 Sep 2019 07:44:43 EST O+y3MDxu No.25189 Reply
>>25185
i have never laughed so hard in my entire life
thanks op

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