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Vape that STANK

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- Sat, 18 Jan 2020 02:29:47 EST 8906nsYT No.25299
File: 1579332587222.png -(295000B / 288.09KB, 332x332) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Vape that STANK
>Huffin dat poo gas is great and all but we can do better

>Lets mix down the stuff with hash oils and vape it up to stealth our way past cops while PooBoxxing our car.

Tried it with a friend and we browned out while on the interstate, lucky we didnt crash but the cop that pulled us over never even knew.

post your Venkem stories.
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Shit Merryway - Wed, 29 Jan 2020 14:28:19 EST MqTFJkKo No.25300 Reply
Man that reminds me of the time I was getting scoped out by the cops at the county fair behind the johns. I ducked inside, huffed my entire supply, got absolutely shitfaced, and came out of the portapotty, cops none the wiser.

jenkem po[o]etry slam

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!kj3KJ4EQ7g - Fri, 03 May 2019 09:09:39 EST lruLHft/ No.25062
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When life is hard and I'm feeling down
I like to be reeling from the brown
I'm stuffing my lungs with jenkem odors
And huffing and puffing and seeing floaters
I'm sucking the gasses from human asses
The mucks like molasses and smearing my glasses
And my epiglottal is wrapped round the bottle
My brains being throttled and I cannot stop till
I reach the peak of my jenkem high
With brown wings I fly in the beautiful sky.
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Betsy Dartwater - Wed, 31 Jul 2019 06:44:24 EST dvEua3is No.25145 Reply
This ain’t no tale of rags to riches
This about a nigga in the ditches
How I got here and what I do
To get a fix of that funky funky ass-brew

Got my own ass begging me for a truce
After spendin' all week making premium ass juice
I goes to the doctor and I hear him say
"Boy you must be shitting twelve times a day"

I tell 'em straight and I tell 'em fair,
The truth from me is what you're gonna hear,
I say "Doctor, doctor, I ain't got me no excuse,
Fact is I'm a just fiend for that ass juice"

Showing me no love, the doc must be a hater
So I get up and I tells him "smell ya later"
Eyes wide open the doctor said "look who's talking,
Boy, I ain't the one having trouble walking"

Doctor tells me it’s fiber or die
But then how a nigga gonna get high?
"Son, you better get out and hit the street
And stop puttin’ yo damn ass through all that heat"

So I’m on the corners, looking for a hit
Nigga pulls out a jar claiming da bomb shit
I stick my nose in to get a good sniff
Know he lyin’ after just half a whiff
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Ebenezer Cimmleped - Sat, 03 Aug 2019 19:54:27 EST ME7+L8Yy No.25147 Reply
>>25062

As i sit here and think
Don't wanna smoke don't wanna drink
Just wanna take a blast
Of that sweet butthole gas

Got a bottle of pee and poo
Set in the sun to ferment and stew
I watched patiently as that balloon grew
Full of gas to get me screwed

Take balloon, take a hit
Damn that's some good shit
Now I'm high, gotta fly
Huff that jenk until I die

Disease

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- Fri, 10 Jan 2020 01:12:19 EST 7gu/csVP No.25296
File: 1578636739911.png -(938584B / 916.59KB, 636x880) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Disease
Guys, what do you do to prevent diseases, seeing how it's literally made of shit? Don't you get infections or do you have bulletproof immune systems and the vaccination and serology industry's dirty secret is that they infect people and then use the blood of surviving jenkem huffers to make vaccines?
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Caroline Crengerwill - Mon, 13 Jan 2020 15:55:14 EST kdFRg/ir No.25297 Reply
Boost the immunity. Huff junk Erryday!

Gamer Girl Jenk

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- Thu, 22 Aug 2019 00:15:46 EST W6ig4kxM No.25168
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Anyone seen this made yet, or would I be the first one to make gamer girl jenk? I'm a girl btw. How much do you think I should sell it for?
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Hamilton Wurryman - Wed, 13 Nov 2019 05:03:22 EST XzUEtdx1 No.25248 Reply
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>>25220
>if your packages get sent by plane the pressure difference could pop them.
If you were shipping a big enough package and it broke open in flight then the whole crew would end up getting high on free jenkane gasses. i bet thats the cause of a lot of airplane crashes
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Alice Soblinghood - Wed, 13 Nov 2019 16:14:37 EST jgO6v32g No.25249 Reply
>>25248
lol, what.. Nobody is dumb enough to send jenkem on a fucking plane. I mean maybe some europeans would order mexican jenk for research purposes or something, but otherwise it's completely uneconomical and even if it happens, the quantities are nowhere near the ones that would get an entire plane high. Get out of here Tyrone and maybe slow down on your jenkem habit, jee.
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Cyril Gellysane - Fri, 10 Jan 2020 01:03:28 EST 7gu/csVP No.25295 Reply
Is it ethically sourced, organic, fair trade gamer girl jenkem or...?
There is already gamergirl bathwater on the market, I don't know how disgusting people can get. Someone posted a vid of a girl playing nintendo wii and shitting while standing up, like a horse on here before.


jenk rig perks

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- Fri, 06 Dec 2019 00:55:12 EST W6ig4kxM No.25276
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i use a parabolic toroidal honeycomb dodecahedron glow in the dark sparkle artisanal certified organic locally sourced renewable energy fair trade fluorite buckminsterfullerene registered and individually numbered dual perk in my jenk rig, how about you?
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Clara Ficklededge - Fri, 06 Dec 2019 01:01:25 EST D2dxQnMJ No.25277 Reply
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Mosquito proboscis sticking out of tissue paper on a baby bottle. Micro-jenking, brother.
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Nicholas Sezzlehood - Tue, 07 Jan 2020 21:23:55 EST 1+ly7nro No.25291 Reply
>>25276


perc , jolly african-american.

short for percolator.

almost hit the nail on the head, tho.
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Nicholas Sezzlehood - Tue, 07 Jan 2020 21:24:50 EST 1+ly7nro No.25292 Reply
>>25291

unless you ingeniously trolled my aspirant to spelling-nazidom ass
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BWJ - BUMP WHEN JENKED

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- Mon, 05 Dec 2011 07:53:26 EST bdeSClKl No.18958
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Every time you take a huff you must post ni tish teread...
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George Cranninghall - Sun, 29 Dec 2019 12:09:16 EST jmUn9dM3 No.25285 Reply
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Heeb an jekn it all noght somnnot rihtg witth my head>>25284
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Martin Brookdock - Tue, 07 Jan 2020 00:13:36 EST IYMG+Pe7 No.25290 Reply
My mind... Oh fuck... My mind is all fucked...

chunks vs liquid

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- Thu, 22 Aug 2019 17:44:06 EST lEjHa+I7 No.25169
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sup /jenk/

i was trying to figure out a way to speed up my brews. while vintage aged jenks like Iraqi Mudbomb and Persian Puff are legendary for their strength and intensity, all the recipes i've found have never specified whether to use liquid or solid clumps in the brew. now i understand that with time, even the meanest turd will liquefy, but wouldnt it be more effective to use diarrhea, or at least use a potato masher on the bigger clumps? considering that 5-MeO-jNK requires a larger surface area to develop, doesnt it make sense to use liquid matter?

i've managed to take a week or two off of my brew times by using a blender to prep the jenk mixture. a few minutes on 'smooth' renders a nice silky jenk starter. i encourage you all to try it!

and for the love of god, make sure you have a dedicated blender just for jenk. you dont wanna wake up hungover one morning and blend up your protein shake in the wrong one.
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Polly Drudgedudge - Mon, 09 Sep 2019 00:55:06 EST W6ig4kxM No.25197 Reply
>>25170
> I've ordered in freeze dried inputs from Appalachia that were deeply dank when rehydrated.

u got fent laced chinese counterfeits sent to you in the mail, don't fall for that scam.
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SLOW MO UH NO NO - Fri, 03 Jan 2020 04:28:30 EST Y/2AJ5DE No.25288 Reply
>>25197
you may have got banned but you're so fucking right in the head bro.
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Nigel Guffingpock - Mon, 06 Jan 2020 07:42:27 EST Sie+rxj/ No.25289 Reply
>>25169
be careful man, my uncle died in a clandestine jenk lab explosion, and my cousin got busted by the feds in a sting operation... he used to have the best jenk in the northern hemisphere, there were riots after the bust cuz no one could find street jenk strong enough to even alleviate the withdrawals. his shit was fire man.

What the fuck??

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- Thu, 10 Oct 2019 17:40:26 EST x7v2fZ1B No.25225
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Wait, do people actually do jenkem recreationally??

Whats it even like? It must smell horrible
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Graham Worthinglock - Sun, 22 Dec 2019 12:31:48 EST xiCZgLZD No.25282 Reply
>>25279
Confirmed. I even shit on some dmt and it wasn't anywhere close to jenk.

Is there a jenkologist in the house?

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- Thu, 12 Sep 2019 03:01:59 EST UjVYp07m No.25201
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sup /jenk/,
help me settle an jenk science argument between me and one of my jenking buddies:
he says that if you percolate the gas from brewed finished jenk through fresh piss thne you inoculate the piss and the next batch brews faster & stronger and i say thats bullshit because piss is sterile and i think all of the bacteria and fungus and e coli and all the microorganisms that do the fermentation are in the shit portion of the ingredients.
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Edward Gummleketch - Sat, 28 Sep 2019 00:21:41 EST 25fTajwY No.25222 Reply
>>25217
yeah, thats a real eggplant.
sorry to be the one to break it too you kid, but that stuff they tell children about chickens or the easter bunny making eggs is all as made up as the tooth fairy, santa claus and climate change
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Wesley Pishmut - Thu, 12 Dec 2019 15:02:04 EST aR1s6vtf No.25280 Reply
>>25201
Urine is gross, I don't want any nasty pee near my jenk

Worldwide /jenk/ Secret Santa?

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- Sun, 01 Dec 2019 11:17:42 EST 6mRQ+/eg No.25275
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Anyone interested in /jenk/ Secret Santa? I'm often blown away by the diversity and quality of jenk I experience when I travel the world. I'm sure plebbit wouldn't touch it with a ten foot pole, but what say you, /jenk/?
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George Cranninghall - Sun, 29 Dec 2019 12:10:36 EST jmUn9dM3 No.25286 Reply
go back to weddit

nb

FUCK YOU

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- Mon, 02 Sep 2019 22:00:56 EST 6gmU/UXM No.25185
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ITS NOT REAL JENKEM ITS NOT FUCKING REAL I JUST GOT DOOPED SMELLING MY WEEK OLD SHIT BY SOME FUCKING VIRGINS ON THE INTERNET I FUCKING HATE YOU ALL I HAVENT FELT THIS RETARDED SINCE I SHAT IN MY KINDERGARTEN CLASS AND EVERYONE LAUGHED AT ME IM LITERALLY FUCKING CYING RIGHT NOW FUCK YOU, FUCK THIS STUPID BOARD AND I HOPE YOU ALL GET AIDS
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Oliver Covingnat - Thu, 28 Nov 2019 09:40:42 EST wPKXPH+F No.25271 Reply
Jenking around the Christmas tree you can suck my filthy cock

Pre gaming a Jenkem session

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- Thu, 04 Apr 2019 00:44:39 EST MvilcPl7 No.25048
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Have any of you ever tried huffing your farts before a Jenk sesh? I find giving myself a Dutch Oven before a Jenkem session is a great way to pre game the intense high we all love. I purposely eat certain foods that make me gaseous on the night of my planned trip.
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Jarvis Cerrystock - Sun, 20 Oct 2019 05:06:55 EST lEjHa+I7 No.25236 Reply
>>25061
yea im pretty tired of these newfags coming in here and making fun of jenk

people need to understand that jenkem is incredibly strong. low doses of jenk can be sociable and fun, but high doses can send you into another dimension. i've met god on jenkem before. he told me to be happy and live my life for the betterment of all mankind, and to spread the jenklove throughout the universe. i fully believe one day, when aliens finally decide to contact us for real, we can have an intergalactic jenk-off and truly bond with our extraterrestrial brethren. some people think im just a burn out, but a man can dream, cant he?
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Alice Soblinghood - Tue, 12 Nov 2019 21:19:17 EST jgO6v32g No.25246 Reply
>>25048
>>25236
Get out of your ass, this is science, what you've got against science except your jenked out fantasies? Go home niggas, your wishful thinking is just that. Farts were the original jenk before folks even knew what fermentation is. Traces of jenkanides can be found even in the poopoo gas if you look hard enough.
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Awe' !!Bwteoy2D - Tue, 26 Nov 2019 11:54:35 EST iTRVcASG No.25267 Reply
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>>25048
Whoa, didn't know the thumb ups guy was also into jenkem

jenkethylamine extraction

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!kj3KJ4EQ7g - Sun, 24 Nov 2019 23:30:23 EST lEjHa+I7 No.25258
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hello /jenk/

based on the rotation of l-jenkethylamine, i've deduced a quick and easy process to render <90% pure jenkethylamine hydrochloride (aka 5-MeO-jNK) that is active via insnufflation and smoking. the purity isnt quite high enough for IV usage, so don't be tempted.

You will need:
  • one US 5 gallon bucket
  • 3 feet sterile tubing
  • a Bunsen burner
  • 1L Pyrex heat-safe flask
  • 3 fl oz muriatic acid
  • an airlock

First, gather your raw Jenk ingredients in the 5 gallon bucket. Fresh jenk starter is recommended for optimal taste in the final product.

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stompy !kj3KJ4EQ7g - Sun, 24 Nov 2019 23:47:20 EST lEjHa+I7 No.25264 Reply
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>>25263

And finally, we have our <90% pure jenkethylamine powder. This shit (ha) is FIRE! Be sure to use a milligram scale prior to dosing. You can vaporize it in 5mg bumps until you get to where you'd like to be, or snort 10mg lines until you feel right.

Do be careful if you choose to snort relatively pure jenkethylamine powder. It burns like crazy.

It IS orally active, however I have qualms about swallowing jenkem on a personal level.

Anyways, enjoy, and as we say here on 420chan, "jenk israel"
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Awe' !!Bwteoy2D - Tue, 26 Nov 2019 11:47:27 EST iTRVcASG No.25266 Reply
>>25263
nice yield bro, be careful with the dosage, especially if you IV.

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