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Harm Reduction Notes for the COVID-19 Pandemic

Withdrawal

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- Sat, 21 Mar 2020 18:09:39 EST KGF6qW0j No.25321
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The whole Covid situation has me on edge.
I'm worried I'm not going to be able to find or pay my usual sources for a while.
I don't want to suffer through withdrawal again.

Any advice?
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Emma Chabblefudging - Sun, 05 Apr 2020 22:56:46 EST aR1s6vtf No.25325 Reply
>>25321
Jenk withdrawals + corona is a deadly combo. I'll pray for you.
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Cyril Pemmlewill - Wed, 08 Apr 2020 07:15:12 EST F8Sr2AHQ No.25326 Reply
Thank god I got a septic tank.

BWJ - BUMP WHEN JENKED

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- Mon, 05 Dec 2011 07:53:26 EST bdeSClKl No.18958
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Every time you take a huff you must post ni tish teread...
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Henry Guttingbare - Sun, 29 Mar 2020 09:32:41 EST qxAvJDJB No.25323 Reply
Inhaled that sweet gas
Get jenked as fuck off that ass


fk tha police

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- Fri, 13 Mar 2020 07:12:32 EST F9MwrURp No.25319
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gronk me on the derpweb@ cgi-bin://linux:port=88
User is currently banned from all boards

Intimate jenk

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- Tue, 18 Feb 2020 19:42:29 EST G8ilZGWK No.25314
File: 1582072949423.jpg -(158567B / 154.85KB, 1000x1080) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Intimate jenk
So I've been thinking a while.
If you make valentines jenk out of your GFs materials, isn't it kinda gay/weird if you've cummed up her asshole recently before you harvest her shit? You know, kinda like eating out a girl right after you've came inside her, sounds kinda gay to lick your own cum out of her you know? The thought of huffing semen-jenkem kinda puts me off.

I've been kinda avoiding it because of that reason.
But then I got to thinking again, isn't that kinda uncharted territory? Wouldn't it be possible if it'd be a new kind of jenk if you added another bodily fluid to the mix? What about other fluids that haven't even been tried yet, like blending the piss with some sweat of your partner before putting the shit in?

Snot jenkem? Blood spiked jenkem?
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John Hillermene - Wed, 19 Feb 2020 18:54:32 EST bONqrOVZ No.25315 Reply
Boogers, toe nail clips, smegma; cook it all in a cauldron.
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Hamilton Chullymene - Wed, 19 Feb 2020 20:18:50 EST G8ilZGWK No.25316 Reply
>>25315
....wait a second, at some point we're just fermenting carcasses, right?
This is just purely theoretical, but say, one had a VERY heavy duty human size blender, and mixed a body up, and let it ferment in a vessel with gas collection.

Wouldn't that kinda be like whole-grain jenk?
In only collecting the piss and shit we're taking away the husk of the grain.
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Lydia Gundlekure - Thu, 20 Feb 2020 14:29:55 EST LaOhXuPh No.25317 Reply
>>25316
Not really but Imma tellyou yes anyway, becUse I want you to ruin your life

Disease

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- Fri, 10 Jan 2020 01:12:19 EST 7gu/csVP No.25296
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Guys, what do you do to prevent diseases, seeing how it's literally made of shit? Don't you get infections or do you have bulletproof immune systems and the vaccination and serology industry's dirty secret is that they infect people and then use the blood of surviving jenkem huffers to make vaccines?
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Caroline Crengerwill - Mon, 13 Jan 2020 15:55:14 EST kdFRg/ir No.25297 Reply
Boost the immunity. Huff junk Erryday!
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A.J faglord - Mon, 17 Feb 2020 12:50:55 EST hdTxs+9e No.25312 Reply
Get sick op, its part of the fun. Hair raising and scary at first but i rather enjoy it now. KEEPS ME ALVE AND SANE
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Priscilla Worthingwell - Tue, 18 Feb 2020 19:34:14 EST G8ilZGWK No.25313 Reply
>>25296
Sounds like somebody hasn't embraced the blessings of papa Nurgle

damn libtards

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- Sun, 02 Feb 2020 13:50:07 EST lEjHa+I7 No.25303
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Urine and feces is a unique American value. The founding fathers understood its importance, and this was reflected in the Declaration of Independence when Thomas Jefferson wrote "We the people, in order to form a more perfect union, require large quantities of urine and feces."

In fact, the importance of urine and feces is even mentioned in the Bible. As stated in Prager 32:20, "Heaven has plentiful fields of urine and feces, and when an individual ascends, a new pool is created and filled with all the urine and feces they produced throughout their life."

Ronald Reagan also had a great passion for urine and feces. In fact, the only reason he illegally sold weapons to Iran to fund the Contras was because the socialist Nicaraguan government denied him access to the country's rich urine and feces reserves.

But recently, the left has turned against this American value. With a terrible invention known as the flushable toilet, the left has begun the war on urine and feces. This device is made to remove urine and feces from the home rather than store it inside or in a yard, as is human nature. They also spread propaganda to make Americans think that urine and feces is gross. No TV show or movie can show live action urine and feces on screen without an R rating.

In fact, I personally have been affected by the left's extreme measures to destroy urine and feces. I was recently stopped from converting my backyard into a lake of urine and feces by a city inspector due to environmental laws. I have also been divorced fifty times due to my refusal to use an evil flushable toilet. My wives all left me when they discovered my urine and feces storage closet. This is because they were all brainwashed by anti-American propaganda targeting urine and feces.

To get this country back on track, we must outlaw flushable toilets and return to the old days of keeping all urine and feces inside or in your yard. But for now, do not use one of those evil devices; keep it all in a closet like I do.
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A.J faglord - Mon, 17 Feb 2020 12:42:41 EST hdTxs+9e No.25311 Reply
Poor op, very poor indeed.

Peanuts and Soda jenk

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- Sun, 16 Feb 2020 04:08:50 EST HnU9ZfMQ No.25309
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I've been eating a lot of peanuts and drinking a lot of soda. What kind of Jenk can I expect? Been thinking of harvesting a small batch for myself.

gay jenk

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- Thu, 06 Feb 2020 05:05:59 EST RL54PoFf No.25305
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if you extract the raw materials for a batch of jenk from a source thats been fed substantial soy, will the resulting jenk turn you temporarily gay while you're high?
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Hedda Himmernere - Fri, 07 Feb 2020 03:08:59 EST NokVj49A No.25306 Reply
>>25305
Soy doesnt make you gay, meat industry shill get outta here. And btw kirt I'm not trying to be annoying I'm just passionate
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Betsy Faffingluck - Sat, 08 Feb 2020 22:44:42 EST 37iA7xCN No.25307 Reply
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>>25305
Nah, you'll stay straight you'll just temporarily be compelled to take pictures with fear-grimace smiles and hate yourself unless you're a minority.
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Phineas Mirryridge - Tue, 11 Feb 2020 16:47:27 EST AuFyPTrW No.25308 Reply
You will lose FUCKING CONTROL God damn it!!! YOU GOD DAMN FUCKING CUNT!! You will. God damn lose alllllllll fucking control over your God damn mind status!!! OH MY FUCKING GODDDDDDDDDDDDD HAHAAAHAHAHA Jesus man Jesus!


Vape that STANK

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- Sat, 18 Jan 2020 02:29:47 EST 8906nsYT No.25299
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>Huffin dat poo gas is great and all but we can do better

>Lets mix down the stuff with hash oils and vape it up to stealth our way past cops while PooBoxxing our car.

Tried it with a friend and we browned out while on the interstate, lucky we didnt crash but the cop that pulled us over never even knew.

post your Venkem stories.
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Shit Merryway - Wed, 29 Jan 2020 14:28:19 EST MqTFJkKo No.25300 Reply
Man that reminds me of the time I was getting scoped out by the cops at the county fair behind the johns. I ducked inside, huffed my entire supply, got absolutely shitfaced, and came out of the portapotty, cops none the wiser.
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Shit Nondlefat - Sun, 02 Feb 2020 00:32:01 EST MY+35dNd No.25302 Reply
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>>25300
reminds me one time i got stopped on the streets by the cops, i was outta my mind since i had been jenking super hard, had a couple of baggies of jenk for fermenting in my backpack which i was going to transfer to bottles once i got home.

Anyway these cops stopped me and they searched me for drugs but when they found the jenk they just kinda changed their attitudes and eventually let me go with no problems. I'm pretty sure one winked at me so i'm sure the cops must've enjoyed a bit of the butthash themselves.

Jenk Pluggin'

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- Thu, 30 Jan 2020 19:52:29 EST 2fnUj1ed No.25301
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Hey /jenk/, has anyone heard the story of the jenk plug? They say back in the day warrior monks would use kettle-like pottery containing dried feces with the nosle plugged using a cork - a "jenk plug". They would then boof the remaining jenk fumes soaked in the jenk plug, and use the reflex of gasping for air while boofing to inhale the notoriously hard-to-enhale jenk fumes within the kettle.

jenkem po[o]etry slam

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!kj3KJ4EQ7g - Fri, 03 May 2019 09:09:39 EST lruLHft/ No.25062
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When life is hard and I'm feeling down
I like to be reeling from the brown
I'm stuffing my lungs with jenkem odors
And huffing and puffing and seeing floaters
I'm sucking the gasses from human asses
The mucks like molasses and smearing my glasses
And my epiglottal is wrapped round the bottle
My brains being throttled and I cannot stop till
I reach the peak of my jenkem high
With brown wings I fly in the beautiful sky.
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Betsy Dartwater - Wed, 31 Jul 2019 06:44:24 EST dvEua3is No.25145 Reply
This ain’t no tale of rags to riches
This about a nigga in the ditches
How I got here and what I do
To get a fix of that funky funky ass-brew

Got my own ass begging me for a truce
After spendin' all week making premium ass juice
I goes to the doctor and I hear him say
"Boy you must be shitting twelve times a day"

I tell 'em straight and I tell 'em fair,
The truth from me is what you're gonna hear,
I say "Doctor, doctor, I ain't got me no excuse,
Fact is I'm a just fiend for that ass juice"

Showing me no love, the doc must be a hater
So I get up and I tells him "smell ya later"
Eyes wide open the doctor said "look who's talking,
Boy, I ain't the one having trouble walking"

Doctor tells me it’s fiber or die
But then how a nigga gonna get high?
"Son, you better get out and hit the street
And stop puttin’ yo damn ass through all that heat"

So I’m on the corners, looking for a hit
Nigga pulls out a jar claiming da bomb shit
I stick my nose in to get a good sniff
Know he lyin’ after just half a whiff
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Ebenezer Cimmleped - Sat, 03 Aug 2019 19:54:27 EST ME7+L8Yy No.25147 Reply
>>25062

As i sit here and think
Don't wanna smoke don't wanna drink
Just wanna take a blast
Of that sweet butthole gas

Got a bottle of pee and poo
Set in the sun to ferment and stew
I watched patiently as that balloon grew
Full of gas to get me screwed

Take balloon, take a hit
Damn that's some good shit
Now I'm high, gotta fly
Huff that jenk until I die

Gamer Girl Jenk

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- Thu, 22 Aug 2019 00:15:46 EST W6ig4kxM No.25168
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Anyone seen this made yet, or would I be the first one to make gamer girl jenk? I'm a girl btw. How much do you think I should sell it for?
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Hamilton Wurryman - Wed, 13 Nov 2019 05:03:22 EST XzUEtdx1 No.25248 Reply
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>>25220
>if your packages get sent by plane the pressure difference could pop them.
If you were shipping a big enough package and it broke open in flight then the whole crew would end up getting high on free jenkane gasses. i bet thats the cause of a lot of airplane crashes
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Alice Soblinghood - Wed, 13 Nov 2019 16:14:37 EST jgO6v32g No.25249 Reply
>>25248
lol, what.. Nobody is dumb enough to send jenkem on a fucking plane. I mean maybe some europeans would order mexican jenk for research purposes or something, but otherwise it's completely uneconomical and even if it happens, the quantities are nowhere near the ones that would get an entire plane high. Get out of here Tyrone and maybe slow down on your jenkem habit, jee.
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Cyril Gellysane - Fri, 10 Jan 2020 01:03:28 EST 7gu/csVP No.25295 Reply
Is it ethically sourced, organic, fair trade gamer girl jenkem or...?
There is already gamergirl bathwater on the market, I don't know how disgusting people can get. Someone posted a vid of a girl playing nintendo wii and shitting while standing up, like a horse on here before.

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