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420chan is Getting Overhauled - Changelog/Bug Report/Request Thread (Updated July 26)

Everyone in my town has cholera

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- Tue, 13 Aug 2019 18:10:40 EST 7oe8Z+Fv No.25159
File: 1565734240736.png -(66106B / 64.56KB, 1914x910) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Everyone in my town has cholera
I live in rural town in pennsylvania, and we still use well water. Me and two friends were trying to shit at the well to make fire jenkem but we accidentally dropped the bag into the well. Needless to say we couldnt retreive it, so we just went home. Fast foward to today, 3 days later, cholera is flaring up everywhere. Fuck
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CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Thu, 15 Aug 2019 17:25:33 EST e9poW4HA No.25163 Reply
Why the hell do you have so many people in town using the same well?
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Albert Fallertad - Mon, 19 Aug 2019 17:13:22 EST fOpZXCCy No.25167 Reply
>>25166
Well what, what well? Well well well, we'll well welly wells today boys!

jenk on da go

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!kj3KJ4EQ7g - Mon, 12 Aug 2019 18:53:21 EST lEjHa+I7 No.25156
File: 1565650401965.jpg -(54266B / 52.99KB, 970x546) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. jenk on da go
sup /jenk/

i've been setting up a mobile jenk lab with old Franzia wine bags, and i gotta say, i think this is the future, boys. something about brewing in malleable plastic really brings the jenkylamide out in this brew. trace amounts of wine left in the bag contribute to its earthy yet floral bouquet. try it!!

1) shit and piss in an old Franzia bag (i used a funnel when i had diarrhea)
2) add a small spoonful of sugar (for flavor)
3) reattach the spigot, be sure its closed
4) stuff the bag back inside the box

you can test your brew by attaching a balloon to the end of the spigot, turning it on, and gently squeezing the box to 'burp' a few hits of jenk into the balloon.

jenkboxes are great for parties, get-togethers, and just general jenking on the go. the added benefit of the box is that not only is it easy to conceal from cops, but you could even turn someone onto jenk unknowingly, should they try to get a glass of 'wine'
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Esther Blussleridge - Tue, 13 Aug 2019 17:21:33 EST iEjJiFak No.25158 Reply
Jesus you must be out of your LIVING MIND, friend.
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Stewart Pisshands - Sun, 18 Aug 2019 08:51:07 EST E/LMgznD No.25165 Reply
This is really innovative and gives me hope that one day jenk researchers will be able to reduce it to a vapeable concentrate but obviously we’re years away from that kind of jenking.

Also, maybe I’m just a purist snob, but I would never add sugar to my brew! Maybe for a 100 lb female on her first huff just to take the edge off hahaha! But to each their own. I don’t mean to be harsh on a butt brother

WHAT IS A GOOD WAY TO PUFF JENKEM FOR A NEWFAG IN THE SUBJECT

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- Tue, 04 Jun 2019 14:20:36 EST y9+fFqJT No.25085
File: 1559672436543.jpg -(6190B / 6.04KB, 224x225) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. WHAT IS A GOOD WAY TO PUFF JENKEM FOR A NEWFAG IN THE SUBJECT
IM GETTIN INTO BUT I WANT TO HEAR THE EXPIRIENCE OF SOMEONE WITH MORE KNOWIGE.
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Edwin Fanhall - Fri, 28 Jun 2019 13:55:51 EST aR1s6vtf No.25101 Reply
>>25085
I know everything
My experience is jenk is good
Huff jenk
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Sophie Negglelitch - Tue, 13 Aug 2019 23:46:26 EST PVYwoHXV No.25161 Reply
PUFF JENKEM ERRYDAY

BWJ - BUMP WHEN JENKED

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- Mon, 05 Dec 2011 07:53:26 EST bdeSClKl No.18958
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Every time you take a huff you must post ni tish teread...
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Oliver Sudgechit - Wed, 31 Jul 2019 16:25:24 EST Jg0y7Wbx No.25146 Reply
Zweidabadabop.... Ohm muau muau...
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Phineas Bommlehood - Mon, 12 Aug 2019 15:54:25 EST vU5gdEeA No.25155 Reply
Since this thread was made, I caught oral herpes, dropped out of college twice and joined the Army. Shout out to all of you brothers. Jenk up every fucking day.

hail

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- Wed, 19 Jun 2019 11:16:15 EST KL8xHkSc No.25093
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all hail Poo-Tan!!
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Hamilton Birryfield - Thu, 20 Jun 2019 22:22:26 EST MvilcPl7 No.25094 Reply
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>>25093
You mean poo-tine? I love poutine, makes my jenk extra slime

stinky situation i

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- Sun, 23 Jun 2019 17:08:06 EST rdwCYMuM No.25096
File: 1561324086210.gif -(2631227B / 2.51MB, 320x227) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. stinky situation i
Does anyone else remember Jenkem being spelled Jankem?
People even used to call it Jank.
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Hedda Shakedock - Wed, 26 Jun 2019 18:18:26 EST XhLE98r6 No.25100 Reply
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>>25097
Captain, it appears we've traveled into an alternate reality, a divergent timeline from our own.
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Hamilton Mittinghick - Mon, 01 Jul 2019 16:55:48 EST SSmXf+FI No.25106 Reply
>>25096
I do recall those olden' days. Back then we used to walk 16 miles to get fixed up by our local dealer. There were no cars at that time, rather we would ride on what was commonly referred to as "cers". Well those were dark times, boy, I wish you haven't reminded me of them.

Surrendered to the Jenk (a poem)

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- Fri, 19 Jul 2019 15:17:49 EST K1CzdM+m No.25126
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Lose yourself in the illusion
Inhale
The scent - erotic
Lose your sense
The core
The core sexuality
The altered mentality
The destruction of the tenuous ties
The tension
The tenuous ties
Your mind and reality
Evaporation
Become.....................................
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John Gimmlechot - Sat, 20 Jul 2019 10:35:46 EST 79fWIgUa No.25129 Reply
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Embrace the destruction of ANYTHING that connects you to what you think reality is.
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Nigel Nennerstick - Sun, 21 Jul 2019 19:41:18 EST 3pgwO2RO No.25132 Reply
GITS with the wanna waya wanna... Waya wanna wanna... Moana... You wanna mama hama lama mamma nanna namma manna? Haw?? Haw hunna bunna??
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Matilda Hankinlock - Sat, 10 Aug 2019 21:47:51 EST iEjJiFak No.25151 Reply
My mind has evaporated.

Whoomp! There it is!! :)

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- Wed, 24 Jul 2019 17:14:36 EST 7omvxkUS No.25140
File: 1564002876148.jpg -(538431B / 525.81KB, 1535x1562) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Whoomp! There it is!! :)
Waaaaaaaaa iama lamma mamma holy fucking lamma mama!! Lamma mamma!! HAHAHA I'm the lamma mamma you wanna WANNA wanna?? Wanja jawannawanna! Lemme be all like ha mama lama...
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Clara Crupperwater - Thu, 25 Jul 2019 21:32:20 EST g6lcTVIi No.25142 Reply
It has commenced.
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Henry Cluckleham - Tue, 06 Aug 2019 17:49:51 EST K1CzdM+m No.25150 Reply
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You guys ever hit the balloon while you're drinking and pick up the wrong bottle?

jenkem is not real

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- Mon, 22 Jul 2019 07:48:44 EST HgGc9ZQg No.25133
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jenkem is not real
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Hedda Meffingson - Mon, 22 Jul 2019 22:35:30 EST vWe7375F No.25136 Reply
Kalavichsnalllll antazerommmmmm!! I command thee vile spirit!! O qua tangin won!! I AM YOUR MASTER!! Keldecroma eleeeeeeneneneneneeeeee!! YOU WILL LEAVE /jenk/ AND DO NOT RETURN UNTIL YOU ARE JENKED OUT OF YOUR GOD DAMN FUCKING MIND!!!
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Sophie Bunspear - Mon, 22 Jul 2019 23:38:54 EST /QiCM8Nj No.25138 Reply
Jenkem is not a meme. Jenkem is not a hoax. Jenkem is a real drug. And not one to be taken lightly at that.

If you've ever tasted the fruits of a well-brewed batch of jenkem, you would know. Now stop being afraid of the unknown, grab a bottle, and pour your excrement into it. Take a piss in it if you feel so inclined. Then let the concoction ferment. Don't give in to the denial. Inhale and experience the great beyond.
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Polly Becklespear - Mon, 05 Aug 2019 04:53:10 EST E8coVlca No.25149 Reply
>>25133
For many people in poorer countries it is an accessible high. Yes, it's not like your cocaine or angel dust, but for some kids it's their only escape that organised crime can't monetise out of their reach.
Must be nice to live in your simple world OP.

jenkem po[o]etry slam

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!kj3KJ4EQ7g - Fri, 03 May 2019 09:09:39 EST lruLHft/ No.25062
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When life is hard and I'm feeling down
I like to be reeling from the brown
I'm stuffing my lungs with jenkem odors
And huffing and puffing and seeing floaters
I'm sucking the gasses from human asses
The mucks like molasses and smearing my glasses
And my epiglottal is wrapped round the bottle
My brains being throttled and I cannot stop till
I reach the peak of my jenkem high
With brown wings I fly in the beautiful sky.
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Nell Druzzleway - Wed, 24 Jul 2019 00:04:22 EST /QiCM8Nj No.25139 Reply
>>25117
>tendays

Gimme gimme chicken jenkies,

Be they crispy or from Wendys.

Spend my hard-earned good-boy points,

on Kid's Meal ball pit burger joints.

Mummy lifts me to the car,

To find me jenkies near and far.

Enjoy my tasty jenkie treats,

in comfy big boy booster seats.

McDonald's, Hardee's, Popeye's, Cane's,

But of my jenkies none remains.

She tries to make me take a nappy,

But sleeping doesn't make me happy.

jenkies are the only food,

That puts me in the napping mood.
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Betsy Dartwater - Wed, 31 Jul 2019 06:44:24 EST dvEua3is No.25145 Reply
This ain’t no tale of rags to riches
This about a nigga in the ditches
How I got here and what I do
To get a fix of that funky funky ass-brew

Got my own ass begging me for a truce
After spendin' all week making premium ass juice
I goes to the doctor and I hear him say
"Boy you must be shitting twelve times a day"

I tell 'em straight and I tell 'em fair,
The truth from me is what you're gonna hear,
I say "Doctor, doctor, I ain't got me no excuse,
Fact is I'm a just fiend for that ass juice"

Showing me no love, the doc must be a hater
So I get up and I tells him "smell ya later"
Eyes wide open the doctor said "look who's talking,
Boy, I ain't the one having trouble walking"

Doctor tells me it’s fiber or die
But then how a nigga gonna get high?
"Son, you better get out and hit the street
And stop puttin’ yo damn ass through all that heat"

So I’m on the corners, looking for a hit
Nigga pulls out a jar claiming da bomb shit
I stick my nose in to get a good sniff
Know he lyin’ after just half a whiff
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Ebenezer Cimmleped - Sat, 03 Aug 2019 19:54:27 EST ME7+L8Yy No.25147 Reply
>>25062

As i sit here and think
Don't wanna smoke don't wanna drink
Just wanna take a blast
Of that sweet butthole gas

Got a bottle of pee and poo
Set in the sun to ferment and stew
I watched patiently as that balloon grew
Full of gas to get me screwed

Take balloon, take a hit
Damn that's some good shit
Now I'm high, gotta fly
Huff that jenk until I die

Sorry if this is the wrong place

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- Fri, 08 Mar 2019 23:56:56 EST aR1s6vtf No.25034
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How do you keep from psyching yourself out after a bad experience?

I had my first bad jenkem hit maybe a year and a half ago. I've jenked maybe once or twice since then. It seems like every time I do it I can't help but thinking "okay, this time isn't going to be like that one time... I'm going to stay calm and everything is going to be fine." But of course that becomes like my central thought, and it never ends well... It's never quite "bad" but I end up in some strange place where I'm just trying to wait it out while pretending I'm not trying to wait it out. I'm never able to open up the way I'm used to. There's fear... Deep deep down. I don't know how to get past it. I want to get past it, because I feel that I still have so many lessons to learn. And I'm frustrated because I feel like I'm unable to get back to that place I was before where I was just curious and open to whatever needed to be shown to me. There's a tension that I can't get rid of... I can't help but take everything way too seriously.

Sorry for rambling.
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Phoebe Gunnercocke - Mon, 11 Mar 2019 11:26:20 EST yJwlKpC+ No.25036 Reply
>>25035
this, jenk from a depressed or anxious person will contain jenkylene acetate which actually antagonizes the jN-κ3 receptor (which is mainly responsible for the stereotypcial fecanoid experience.) there are a lot fewer studies on the effects of these types of jenkyl salts so be very careful with your dosage.
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Angus Cheffingpog - Wed, 13 Mar 2019 22:53:05 EST mHq8lmcW No.25037 Reply
>>25036
i always found it interesting how jenk from people who are depressed can have a negative effect on you. jenk seems to be a more spiritual drug than most as not only is it literally coming from your body, but it is also an effective way to spread certain energies... i find that if i use jenk from somebody who is in a bad place, let's say some kind of sketchy jenk dealer from a rough side of town... it's not the same type of experience as if i get a brew from a good friend of mine that i know is in a good place

jenk is fake

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- Sun, 25 Nov 2018 01:14:23 EST E0gWfrjE No.25020
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>"i sniff my own farts, the drug"
explain how jenk is real, science experts
you can't get high from sniffing farts
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Jenk Uygur - Wed, 12 Dec 2018 17:38:10 EST aR1s6vtf No.25026 Reply
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JFC read a book. Aldous Huxley wrote about jenkem in "Doors of Perception". Timothy Leary wrote about jenk on the regular and Thomas Metzinger mentions jenk extensively in his book "The Ego Tunnel". Jenkem vapor contains numerous psychoactive compounds including 5-MEO-Jenkylamine (a potent tryptamine), jenkyl acid, ibogaine, and nitrous oxide. Jenkem has been known about for tens of thousands of years. The ancient Egyptians, Chinese, and Sumerians all knew about it. There are jenk fermenting vases found in Belarus dating back to 400,000 years ago, probably made by Neanderthals.

Don't think jenkem works? Be a man and try it yourself. Otherwise stfu with your jenkem denial bullshit
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Beatrice Dartbury - Thu, 28 Feb 2019 17:52:50 EST Y1UblAX6 No.25028 Reply
>>25026
>Jenk denial
People are simply too paralysed by the social stigma and would rather ignore the proven science to save face. Nothing makes me feel more sick than a man without a backbone.
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Hugh Blackhall - Sat, 20 Jul 2019 18:47:48 EST M/EoW4Gb No.25130 Reply
>>25020
Definitely not your mom's pussy farts so get your nose out of her cunt.

jenk

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- Thu, 17 Nov 2016 21:04:13 EST Db3x8ycl No.24582
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i know this a joke board but i actually tried jenk for real and it got me high JENK IS FUCKING LEGIT
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Edwin Hazzlepid - Mon, 15 Jul 2019 01:55:13 EST bxonE3uJ No.25124 Reply
This board isn't a joke.

meconium jenk?

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!kj3KJ4EQ7g - Sat, 04 May 2019 20:47:24 EST lruLHft/ No.25063
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Sup /jenk/sters?

Me and my boys just spent the last couple of hours dumpster diving behind the hospital up the road. We camped out near the maternity ward so we could get our mitts on some fresh baby diapers full of meconium. would meconium make a super potent jenk? Here are some things to consider:

"Meconium is the earliest stool of a mammalian infant. Unlike later feces, meconium is composed of materials ingested during the time the infant spends in the uterus: intestinal epithelial cells, lanugo, mucus, amniotic fluid, bile, and water. Meconium, unlike later feces, is viscous and sticky like tar, its color usually being a very dark olive green; it is almost odorless. When diluted in amniotic fluid, it may appear in various shades of green, brown, or yellow. It should be completely passed by the end of the first few days after birth, with the stools progressing toward yellow (digested milk)."

So naturally me 'n the boys got to scheming and now we've got about 20 jugs brewing what'll possibly be the most FIRE jenk ever brewed! Anyways. Any professional /jenk/ers ever fucks with that meconium jenk?
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Lydia Hannerstatch - Mon, 15 Jul 2019 01:51:03 EST Hnvc7YiD No.25123 Reply
I think the Jenkanes produced by a base of that calibre will promote an even more spiritual experience than usual. Where a typical experience may involve visions of spirits or ancestors, due to the nature of the meconium, I theorise it may even connect you with the history of the source. You might witness the strangers ancestors and maybe even their experiences. I think with a particularly concentrated huff of such a brew, you may even be put in touch with YOUR OWN direct past lives and experiences. OP I hope you are able to return to us and report your findings, I am very interested to see if my theory is on the money.

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