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Jenkem Cocktails

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- Thu, 12 Sep 2019 20:54:17 EST QTXRvdMp No.25204
File: 1568336057707.jpg -(181641B / 177.38KB, 776x724) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Jenkem Cocktails
So I've been pondering this a while, what would be the best mixer for a nice potent batch of the jenk?
Would it be safe to mix jenkem with ether, or would a reaction happen?
What about a sligt sip of airhorn gas right before you plateu?
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Rebecca Shittingridge - Sat, 14 Sep 2019 17:47:25 EST QTXRvdMp No.25211 Reply
>>25208
You mean the only good mixer for jenkem is more jenkem?
Sounds like a bit of a waste to not sniff antedeluvian jenkem pure. Just like you wouldn't blend out old saved whisky with fresh one. Savour it on it's own, since when it's gone it's gone, no more within your lifetime.
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Matilda Honeyspear - Sun, 15 Sep 2019 01:24:12 EST 0BVbjoKe No.25212 Reply
>>25211
>no more within your lifetime.
i dunno about that, i think that as climate change ramps up and the ice caps and glaciers start melting faster that the long frozen preserved ice age animal shits will become more and more common.
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Phineas Hongertodging - Sun, 15 Sep 2019 11:00:16 EST QTXRvdMp No.25213 Reply
>>25212
I just wanna know if I'm gonna have a sheißure if I mix jenkem and ether dude

Shitcoin, the coin that /jenk/ deserves

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- Tue, 27 Aug 2019 11:10:26 EST j/M7lEx+ No.25172
File: 1566918626847.png -(42370B / 41.38KB, 221x285) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Shitcoin, the coin that /jenk/ deserves
It's time to pay back /jenk/ for all it's years of service to the world, keeping those too poor for even nutmeg, high as shit. Time to buy some balloons everyone! Real balloons, maybe even non-latex balloons! Maybe even get an airhorn and have pressurized jenk that's loud as shit!

Post an erc-20 compatible wallet address, such as one from metamask, and receive an arbitrary about of shitcoin to fuel your jenk habits! Or if I pass out and forget that I made this thread, just go to https://shitcoin.fun and use the automatic airdrop claiming function...
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Super Stank

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!M6R0eWkIpk - Tue, 11 Nov 2014 12:02:30 EST ontOm7t9 No.23656
File: 1415725350806.jpg -(81279B / 79.37KB, 1013x574) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Super Stank
A jenk so stank you brown out permanently just from hearing about it.
So the rumor is there is some JENK imported from China that is supposed
to be some REAL killer SHIT. Have any of you shit hippies heard about this?
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Hidden secrets revealed?

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- Mon, 02 Sep 2019 01:36:19 EST GW/Ba+DD No.25182
File: 1567402579108.jpg -(40865B / 39.91KB, 376x250) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Hidden secrets revealed?
How many mothers on maternity leave caring for their babies do you think get jenked as all fuck using the diapers as source material for jenkane gas isolation? If had to hang around and do nothing but watch soap operas and care for a baby all day I know I'd spend some time making jenk and getting wasted, so I bet those mothers do too.
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Hannah Blythefuck - Tue, 03 Sep 2019 15:51:14 EST OEJdUMyu No.25188 Reply
>>25184
Get with the times, grandpa. My dealer got a stock of jenk vape carts last week. The aroma in INTENSIFIED
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Martha Bummlekot - Wed, 11 Sep 2019 02:27:25 EST QTXRvdMp No.25199 Reply
>>25182
>hidden secrets
More like taboo PedoJenkem.
How dare you ferment the forbidden fruit?
It's wrong, and disgusting, that's what it is.

If you want something like it but without the taboo (and less dangerous intoxication, an undeveloped gut-flora doesn't have the protection to fend itself against infectious growths), you hire a virgin girl of age (best to obey the laws of your country, it could be misinterpreted as something sexual), a shit-maiden if you please, to be the vessel of your jenkem precursor.

chunks vs liquid

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- Thu, 22 Aug 2019 17:44:06 EST lEjHa+I7 No.25169
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sup /jenk/

i was trying to figure out a way to speed up my brews. while vintage aged jenks like Iraqi Mudbomb and Persian Puff are legendary for their strength and intensity, all the recipes i've found have never specified whether to use liquid or solid clumps in the brew. now i understand that with time, even the meanest turd will liquefy, but wouldnt it be more effective to use diarrhea, or at least use a potato masher on the bigger clumps? considering that 5-MeO-jNK requires a larger surface area to develop, doesnt it make sense to use liquid matter?

i've managed to take a week or two off of my brew times by using a blender to prep the jenk mixture. a few minutes on 'smooth' renders a nice silky jenk starter. i encourage you all to try it!

and for the love of god, make sure you have a dedicated blender just for jenk. you dont wanna wake up hungover one morning and blend up your protein shake in the wrong one.
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Ebenezer Piddletack - Fri, 23 Aug 2019 14:19:51 EST Jg0y7Wbx No.25170 Reply
In a perfect world, sure. But not everyone lives in a place where it's legal. Personally I've ordered in freeze dried inputs from Appalachia that were deeply dank when rehydrated.
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John Wayne !!vVWR8L52 - Sun, 08 Sep 2019 06:17:56 EST SSmXf+FI No.25196 Reply
>>25169
Special care must be taken, OP, it's not as simple as liquid pooters resulting in faster brew, additional piss has to be added for every unit of liquidity, doesn't take a genius to realize that this can spiral out exponentially to a point you need so much liquid for an effective brew that you'll need a whole pool of fermented sewage. It could work if you have a personal pool and redirect ventilation to lets say the living quarters, but if folks brown out, you guys may not live to see another day. RIP
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Polly Drudgedudge - Mon, 09 Sep 2019 00:55:06 EST W6ig4kxM No.25197 Reply
>>25170
> I've ordered in freeze dried inputs from Appalachia that were deeply dank when rehydrated.

u got fent laced chinese counterfeits sent to you in the mail, don't fall for that scam.

FUCK YOU

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- Mon, 02 Sep 2019 22:00:56 EST 6gmU/UXM No.25185
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ITS NOT REAL JENKEM ITS NOT FUCKING REAL I JUST GOT DOOPED SMELLING MY WEEK OLD SHIT BY SOME FUCKING VIRGINS ON THE INTERNET I FUCKING HATE YOU ALL I HAVENT FELT THIS RETARDED SINCE I SHAT IN MY KINDERGARTEN CLASS AND EVERYONE LAUGHED AT ME IM LITERALLY FUCKING CYING RIGHT NOW FUCK YOU, FUCK THIS STUPID BOARD AND I HOPE YOU ALL GET AIDS
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Ernest Lightstock - Thu, 05 Sep 2019 07:44:43 EST O+y3MDxu No.25189 Reply
>>25185
i have never laughed so hard in my entire life
thanks op

Everyone in my town has cholera

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- Tue, 13 Aug 2019 18:10:40 EST 7oe8Z+Fv No.25159
File: 1565734240736.png -(66106B / 64.56KB, 1914x910) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Everyone in my town has cholera
I live in rural town in pennsylvania, and we still use well water. Me and two friends were trying to shit at the well to make fire jenkem but we accidentally dropped the bag into the well. Needless to say we couldnt retreive it, so we just went home. Fast foward to today, 3 days later, cholera is flaring up everywhere. Fuck
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CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Thu, 15 Aug 2019 17:25:33 EST e9poW4HA No.25163 Reply
Why the hell do you have so many people in town using the same well?
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Albert Fallertad - Mon, 19 Aug 2019 17:13:22 EST fOpZXCCy No.25167 Reply
>>25166
Well what, what well? Well well well, we'll well welly wells today boys!

jenk on da go

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!kj3KJ4EQ7g - Mon, 12 Aug 2019 18:53:21 EST lEjHa+I7 No.25156
File: 1565650401965.jpg -(54266B / 52.99KB, 970x546) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. jenk on da go
sup /jenk/

i've been setting up a mobile jenk lab with old Franzia wine bags, and i gotta say, i think this is the future, boys. something about brewing in malleable plastic really brings the jenkylamide out in this brew. trace amounts of wine left in the bag contribute to its earthy yet floral bouquet. try it!!

1) shit and piss in an old Franzia bag (i used a funnel when i had diarrhea)
2) add a small spoonful of sugar (for flavor)
3) reattach the spigot, be sure its closed
4) stuff the bag back inside the box

you can test your brew by attaching a balloon to the end of the spigot, turning it on, and gently squeezing the box to 'burp' a few hits of jenk into the balloon.

jenkboxes are great for parties, get-togethers, and just general jenking on the go. the added benefit of the box is that not only is it easy to conceal from cops, but you could even turn someone onto jenk unknowingly, should they try to get a glass of 'wine'
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Esther Blussleridge - Tue, 13 Aug 2019 17:21:33 EST iEjJiFak No.25158 Reply
Jesus you must be out of your LIVING MIND, friend.
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Stewart Pisshands - Sun, 18 Aug 2019 08:51:07 EST E/LMgznD No.25165 Reply
This is really innovative and gives me hope that one day jenk researchers will be able to reduce it to a vapeable concentrate but obviously we’re years away from that kind of jenking.

Also, maybe I’m just a purist snob, but I would never add sugar to my brew! Maybe for a 100 lb female on her first huff just to take the edge off hahaha! But to each their own. I don’t mean to be harsh on a butt brother

WHAT IS A GOOD WAY TO PUFF JENKEM FOR A NEWFAG IN THE SUBJECT

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- Tue, 04 Jun 2019 14:20:36 EST y9+fFqJT No.25085
File: 1559672436543.jpg -(6190B / 6.04KB, 224x225) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. WHAT IS A GOOD WAY TO PUFF JENKEM FOR A NEWFAG IN THE SUBJECT
IM GETTIN INTO BUT I WANT TO HEAR THE EXPIRIENCE OF SOMEONE WITH MORE KNOWIGE.
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Edwin Fanhall - Fri, 28 Jun 2019 13:55:51 EST aR1s6vtf No.25101 Reply
>>25085
I know everything
My experience is jenk is good
Huff jenk
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Sophie Negglelitch - Tue, 13 Aug 2019 23:46:26 EST PVYwoHXV No.25161 Reply
PUFF JENKEM ERRYDAY

hail

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- Wed, 19 Jun 2019 11:16:15 EST KL8xHkSc No.25093
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all hail Poo-Tan!!
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Hamilton Birryfield - Thu, 20 Jun 2019 22:22:26 EST MvilcPl7 No.25094 Reply
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>>25093
You mean poo-tine? I love poutine, makes my jenk extra slime

stinky situation i

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- Sun, 23 Jun 2019 17:08:06 EST rdwCYMuM No.25096
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Does anyone else remember Jenkem being spelled Jankem?
People even used to call it Jank.
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Hedda Shakedock - Wed, 26 Jun 2019 18:18:26 EST XhLE98r6 No.25100 Reply
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>>25097
Captain, it appears we've traveled into an alternate reality, a divergent timeline from our own.
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Hamilton Mittinghick - Mon, 01 Jul 2019 16:55:48 EST SSmXf+FI No.25106 Reply
>>25096
I do recall those olden' days. Back then we used to walk 16 miles to get fixed up by our local dealer. There were no cars at that time, rather we would ride on what was commonly referred to as "cers". Well those were dark times, boy, I wish you haven't reminded me of them.

Surrendered to the Jenk (a poem)

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- Fri, 19 Jul 2019 15:17:49 EST K1CzdM+m No.25126
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Lose yourself in the illusion
Inhale
The scent - erotic
Lose your sense
The core
The core sexuality
The altered mentality
The destruction of the tenuous ties
The tension
The tenuous ties
Your mind and reality
Evaporation
Become.....................................
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John Gimmlechot - Sat, 20 Jul 2019 10:35:46 EST 79fWIgUa No.25129 Reply
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Embrace the destruction of ANYTHING that connects you to what you think reality is.
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Nigel Nennerstick - Sun, 21 Jul 2019 19:41:18 EST 3pgwO2RO No.25132 Reply
GITS with the wanna waya wanna... Waya wanna wanna... Moana... You wanna mama hama lama mamma nanna namma manna? Haw?? Haw hunna bunna??
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Matilda Hankinlock - Sat, 10 Aug 2019 21:47:51 EST iEjJiFak No.25151 Reply
My mind has evaporated.

Whoomp! There it is!! :)

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- Wed, 24 Jul 2019 17:14:36 EST 7omvxkUS No.25140
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Waaaaaaaaa iama lamma mamma holy fucking lamma mama!! Lamma mamma!! HAHAHA I'm the lamma mamma you wanna WANNA wanna?? Wanja jawannawanna! Lemme be all like ha mama lama...
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Clara Crupperwater - Thu, 25 Jul 2019 21:32:20 EST g6lcTVIi No.25142 Reply
It has commenced.
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Henry Cluckleham - Tue, 06 Aug 2019 17:49:51 EST K1CzdM+m No.25150 Reply
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You guys ever hit the balloon while you're drinking and pick up the wrong bottle?

jenkem is not real

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- Mon, 22 Jul 2019 07:48:44 EST HgGc9ZQg No.25133
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jenkem is not real
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Hedda Meffingson - Mon, 22 Jul 2019 22:35:30 EST vWe7375F No.25136 Reply
Kalavichsnalllll antazerommmmmm!! I command thee vile spirit!! O qua tangin won!! I AM YOUR MASTER!! Keldecroma eleeeeeeneneneneneeeeee!! YOU WILL LEAVE /jenk/ AND DO NOT RETURN UNTIL YOU ARE JENKED OUT OF YOUR GOD DAMN FUCKING MIND!!!
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Sophie Bunspear - Mon, 22 Jul 2019 23:38:54 EST /QiCM8Nj No.25138 Reply
Jenkem is not a meme. Jenkem is not a hoax. Jenkem is a real drug. And not one to be taken lightly at that.

If you've ever tasted the fruits of a well-brewed batch of jenkem, you would know. Now stop being afraid of the unknown, grab a bottle, and pour your excrement into it. Take a piss in it if you feel so inclined. Then let the concoction ferment. Don't give in to the denial. Inhale and experience the great beyond.
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Polly Becklespear - Mon, 05 Aug 2019 04:53:10 EST E8coVlca No.25149 Reply
>>25133
For many people in poorer countries it is an accessible high. Yes, it's not like your cocaine or angel dust, but for some kids it's their only escape that organised crime can't monetise out of their reach.
Must be nice to live in your simple world OP.

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