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- Sat, 21 Mar 2020 18:09:39 EST KGF6qW0j No.25321
File: 1584828579699.png -(68743B / 67.13KB, 1100x900) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Withdrawal
The whole Covid situation has me on edge.
I'm worried I'm not going to be able to find or pay my usual sources for a while.
I don't want to suffer through withdrawal again.

Any advice?
Emma Chabblefudging - Sun, 05 Apr 2020 22:56:46 EST aR1s6vtf No.25325 Reply
Jenk withdrawals + corona is a deadly combo. I'll pray for you.
Cyril Pemmlewill - Wed, 08 Apr 2020 07:15:12 EST F8Sr2AHQ No.25326 Reply
Thank god I got a septic tank.


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- Fri, 10 Jan 2020 01:12:19 EST 7gu/csVP No.25296
File: 1578636739911.png -(938584B / 916.59KB, 636x880) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Disease
Guys, what do you do to prevent diseases, seeing how it's literally made of shit? Don't you get infections or do you have bulletproof immune systems and the vaccination and serology industry's dirty secret is that they infect people and then use the blood of surviving jenkem huffers to make vaccines?
Caroline Crengerwill - Mon, 13 Jan 2020 15:55:14 EST kdFRg/ir No.25297 Reply
Boost the immunity. Huff junk Erryday!
A.J faglord - Mon, 17 Feb 2020 12:50:55 EST hdTxs+9e No.25312 Reply
Get sick op, its part of the fun. Hair raising and scary at first but i rather enjoy it now. KEEPS ME ALVE AND SANE
Priscilla Worthingwell - Tue, 18 Feb 2020 19:34:14 EST G8ilZGWK No.25313 Reply
Sounds like somebody hasn't embraced the blessings of papa Nurgle

damn libtards

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- Sun, 02 Feb 2020 13:50:07 EST lEjHa+I7 No.25303
File: 1580669407275.jpg -(1281250B / 1.22MB, 2399x3000) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. damn libtards
Urine and feces is a unique American value. The founding fathers understood its importance, and this was reflected in the Declaration of Independence when Thomas Jefferson wrote "We the people, in order to form a more perfect union, require large quantities of urine and feces."

In fact, the importance of urine and feces is even mentioned in the Bible. As stated in Prager 32:20, "Heaven has plentiful fields of urine and feces, and when an individual ascends, a new pool is created and filled with all the urine and feces they produced throughout their life."

Ronald Reagan also had a great passion for urine and feces. In fact, the only reason he illegally sold weapons to Iran to fund the Contras was because the socialist Nicaraguan government denied him access to the country's rich urine and feces reserves.

But recently, the left has turned against this American value. With a terrible invention known as the flushable toilet, the left has begun the war on urine and feces. This device is made to remove urine and feces from the home rather than store it inside or in a yard, as is human nature. They also spread propaganda to make Americans think that urine and feces is gross. No TV show or movie can show live action urine and feces on screen without an R rating.

In fact, I personally have been affected by the left's extreme measures to destroy urine and feces. I was recently stopped from converting my backyard into a lake of urine and feces by a city inspector due to environmental laws. I have also been divorced fifty times due to my refusal to use an evil flushable toilet. My wives all left me when they discovered my urine and feces storage closet. This is because they were all brainwashed by anti-American propaganda targeting urine and feces.

To get this country back on track, we must outlaw flushable toilets and return to the old days of keeping all urine and feces inside or in your yard. But for now, do not use one of those evil devices; keep it all in a closet like I do.
A.J faglord - Mon, 17 Feb 2020 12:42:41 EST hdTxs+9e No.25311 Reply
Poor op, very poor indeed.

Vape that STANK

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- Sat, 18 Jan 2020 02:29:47 EST 8906nsYT No.25299
File: 1579332587222.png -(295000B / 288.09KB, 332x332) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Vape that STANK
>Huffin dat poo gas is great and all but we can do better

>Lets mix down the stuff with hash oils and vape it up to stealth our way past cops while PooBoxxing our car.

Tried it with a friend and we browned out while on the interstate, lucky we didnt crash but the cop that pulled us over never even knew.

post your Venkem stories.
Shit Merryway - Wed, 29 Jan 2020 14:28:19 EST MqTFJkKo No.25300 Reply
Man that reminds me of the time I was getting scoped out by the cops at the county fair behind the johns. I ducked inside, huffed my entire supply, got absolutely shitfaced, and came out of the portapotty, cops none the wiser.
Shit Nondlefat - Sun, 02 Feb 2020 00:32:01 EST MY+35dNd No.25302 Reply
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reminds me one time i got stopped on the streets by the cops, i was outta my mind since i had been jenking super hard, had a couple of baggies of jenk for fermenting in my backpack which i was going to transfer to bottles once i got home.

Anyway these cops stopped me and they searched me for drugs but when they found the jenk they just kinda changed their attitudes and eventually let me go with no problems. I'm pretty sure one winked at me so i'm sure the cops must've enjoyed a bit of the butthash themselves.

jenkem po[o]etry slam

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!kj3KJ4EQ7g - Fri, 03 May 2019 09:09:39 EST lruLHft/ No.25062
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When life is hard and I'm feeling down
I like to be reeling from the brown
I'm stuffing my lungs with jenkem odors
And huffing and puffing and seeing floaters
I'm sucking the gasses from human asses
The mucks like molasses and smearing my glasses
And my epiglottal is wrapped round the bottle
My brains being throttled and I cannot stop till
I reach the peak of my jenkem high
With brown wings I fly in the beautiful sky.
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Betsy Dartwater - Wed, 31 Jul 2019 06:44:24 EST dvEua3is No.25145 Reply
This ain’t no tale of rags to riches
This about a nigga in the ditches
How I got here and what I do
To get a fix of that funky funky ass-brew

Got my own ass begging me for a truce
After spendin' all week making premium ass juice
I goes to the doctor and I hear him say
"Boy you must be shitting twelve times a day"

I tell 'em straight and I tell 'em fair,
The truth from me is what you're gonna hear,
I say "Doctor, doctor, I ain't got me no excuse,
Fact is I'm a just fiend for that ass juice"

Showing me no love, the doc must be a hater
So I get up and I tells him "smell ya later"
Eyes wide open the doctor said "look who's talking,
Boy, I ain't the one having trouble walking"

Doctor tells me it’s fiber or die
But then how a nigga gonna get high?
"Son, you better get out and hit the street
And stop puttin’ yo damn ass through all that heat"

So I’m on the corners, looking for a hit
Nigga pulls out a jar claiming da bomb shit
I stick my nose in to get a good sniff
Know he lyin’ after just half a whiff
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Ebenezer Cimmleped - Sat, 03 Aug 2019 19:54:27 EST ME7+L8Yy No.25147 Reply

As i sit here and think
Don't wanna smoke don't wanna drink
Just wanna take a blast
Of that sweet butthole gas

Got a bottle of pee and poo
Set in the sun to ferment and stew
I watched patiently as that balloon grew
Full of gas to get me screwed

Take balloon, take a hit
Damn that's some good shit
Now I'm high, gotta fly
Huff that jenk until I die

Gamer Girl Jenk

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- Thu, 22 Aug 2019 00:15:46 EST W6ig4kxM No.25168
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Anyone seen this made yet, or would I be the first one to make gamer girl jenk? I'm a girl btw. How much do you think I should sell it for?
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Alice Soblinghood - Wed, 13 Nov 2019 16:14:37 EST jgO6v32g No.25249 Reply
lol, what.. Nobody is dumb enough to send jenkem on a fucking plane. I mean maybe some europeans would order mexican jenk for research purposes or something, but otherwise it's completely uneconomical and even if it happens, the quantities are nowhere near the ones that would get an entire plane high. Get out of here Tyrone and maybe slow down on your jenkem habit, jee.
Cyril Gellysane - Fri, 10 Jan 2020 01:03:28 EST 7gu/csVP No.25295 Reply
Is it ethically sourced, organic, fair trade gamer girl jenkem or...?
There is already gamergirl bathwater on the market, I don't know how disgusting people can get. Someone posted a vid of a girl playing nintendo wii and shitting while standing up, like a horse on here before.

jenk rig perks

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- Fri, 06 Dec 2019 00:55:12 EST W6ig4kxM No.25276
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i use a parabolic toroidal honeycomb dodecahedron glow in the dark sparkle artisanal certified organic locally sourced renewable energy fair trade fluorite buckminsterfullerene registered and individually numbered dual perk in my jenk rig, how about you?
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Clara Ficklededge - Fri, 06 Dec 2019 01:01:25 EST D2dxQnMJ No.25277 Reply
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Mosquito proboscis sticking out of tissue paper on a baby bottle. Micro-jenking, brother.
Nicholas Sezzlehood - Tue, 07 Jan 2020 21:23:55 EST 1+ly7nro No.25291 Reply

perc , jolly african-american.

short for percolator.

almost hit the nail on the head, tho.
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Nicholas Sezzlehood - Tue, 07 Jan 2020 21:24:50 EST 1+ly7nro No.25292 Reply

unless you ingeniously trolled my aspirant to spelling-nazidom ass
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chunks vs liquid

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- Thu, 22 Aug 2019 17:44:06 EST lEjHa+I7 No.25169
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sup /jenk/

i was trying to figure out a way to speed up my brews. while vintage aged jenks like Iraqi Mudbomb and Persian Puff are legendary for their strength and intensity, all the recipes i've found have never specified whether to use liquid or solid clumps in the brew. now i understand that with time, even the meanest turd will liquefy, but wouldnt it be more effective to use diarrhea, or at least use a potato masher on the bigger clumps? considering that 5-MeO-jNK requires a larger surface area to develop, doesnt it make sense to use liquid matter?

i've managed to take a week or two off of my brew times by using a blender to prep the jenk mixture. a few minutes on 'smooth' renders a nice silky jenk starter. i encourage you all to try it!

and for the love of god, make sure you have a dedicated blender just for jenk. you dont wanna wake up hungover one morning and blend up your protein shake in the wrong one.
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Polly Drudgedudge - Mon, 09 Sep 2019 00:55:06 EST W6ig4kxM No.25197 Reply
> I've ordered in freeze dried inputs from Appalachia that were deeply dank when rehydrated.

u got fent laced chinese counterfeits sent to you in the mail, don't fall for that scam.
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SLOW MO UH NO NO - Fri, 03 Jan 2020 04:28:30 EST Y/2AJ5DE No.25288 Reply
you may have got banned but you're so fucking right in the head bro.
Nigel Guffingpock - Mon, 06 Jan 2020 07:42:27 EST Sie+rxj/ No.25289 Reply
be careful man, my uncle died in a clandestine jenk lab explosion, and my cousin got busted by the feds in a sting operation... he used to have the best jenk in the northern hemisphere, there were riots after the bust cuz no one could find street jenk strong enough to even alleviate the withdrawals. his shit was fire man.

Worldwide /jenk/ Secret Santa?

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- Sun, 01 Dec 2019 11:17:42 EST 6mRQ+/eg No.25275
File: 1575217062496.jpg -(753531B / 735.87KB, 640x1318) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Worldwide /jenk/ Secret Santa?
Anyone interested in /jenk/ Secret Santa? I'm often blown away by the diversity and quality of jenk I experience when I travel the world. I'm sure plebbit wouldn't touch it with a ten foot pole, but what say you, /jenk/?
George Cranninghall - Sun, 29 Dec 2019 12:10:36 EST jmUn9dM3 No.25286 Reply
go back to weddit



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- Mon, 02 Sep 2019 22:00:56 EST 6gmU/UXM No.25185
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Oliver Covingnat - Thu, 28 Nov 2019 09:40:42 EST wPKXPH+F No.25271 Reply
Jenking around the Christmas tree you can suck my filthy cock

Pre gaming a Jenkem session

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- Thu, 04 Apr 2019 00:44:39 EST MvilcPl7 No.25048
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Have any of you ever tried huffing your farts before a Jenk sesh? I find giving myself a Dutch Oven before a Jenkem session is a great way to pre game the intense high we all love. I purposely eat certain foods that make me gaseous on the night of my planned trip.
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Jarvis Cerrystock - Sun, 20 Oct 2019 05:06:55 EST lEjHa+I7 No.25236 Reply
yea im pretty tired of these newfags coming in here and making fun of jenk

people need to understand that jenkem is incredibly strong. low doses of jenk can be sociable and fun, but high doses can send you into another dimension. i've met god on jenkem before. he told me to be happy and live my life for the betterment of all mankind, and to spread the jenklove throughout the universe. i fully believe one day, when aliens finally decide to contact us for real, we can have an intergalactic jenk-off and truly bond with our extraterrestrial brethren. some people think im just a burn out, but a man can dream, cant he?
Alice Soblinghood - Tue, 12 Nov 2019 21:19:17 EST jgO6v32g No.25246 Reply
Get out of your ass, this is science, what you've got against science except your jenked out fantasies? Go home niggas, your wishful thinking is just that. Farts were the original jenk before folks even knew what fermentation is. Traces of jenkanides can be found even in the poopoo gas if you look hard enough.
Awe' !!Bwteoy2D - Tue, 26 Nov 2019 11:54:35 EST iTRVcASG No.25267 Reply
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Whoa, didn't know the thumb ups guy was also into jenkem

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