Leave these fields empty (spam trap):
You can leave this blank to post anonymously, or you can create a Tripcode by using the format Name#Password
[i]Italic Text[/i]
[b]Bold Text[/b]
[spoiler]Spoiler Text[/spoiler]
>Highlight/Quote Text
[pre]Preformatted & Monospace Text[/pre]
[super]Superset Text[/super]
[sub]Subset Text[/sub]
1. Numbered lists become ordered lists
* Bulleted lists become unordered lists


Peanuts and Soda jenk

View Thread Reply
- Sun, 16 Feb 2020 04:08:50 EST HnU9ZfMQ No.25309
File: 1581844130821.jpg -(65654B / 64.12KB, 400x554) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Peanuts and Soda jenk
I've been eating a lot of peanuts and drinking a lot of soda. What kind of Jenk can I expect? Been thinking of harvesting a small batch for myself.

Jenk Pluggin'

View Thread Reply
- Thu, 30 Jan 2020 19:52:29 EST 2fnUj1ed No.25301
File: 1580431949546.jpg -(38231B / 37.33KB, 288x368) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Jenk Pluggin'
Hey /jenk/, has anyone heard the story of the jenk plug? They say back in the day warrior monks would use kettle-like pottery containing dried feces with the nosle plugged using a cork - a "jenk plug". They would then boof the remaining jenk fumes soaked in the jenk plug, and use the reflex of gasping for air while boofing to inhale the notoriously hard-to-enhale jenk fumes within the kettle.
Edwin Sublingmatch - Sun, 19 Apr 2020 12:54:29 EST SSmXf+FI No.25330 Reply
Oh yeah, been plugging for years now, nothing gets you as high as plugging jenk, never used any other ROA since.
Charlotte Bamblechad - Mon, 20 Apr 2020 03:53:27 EST Sn96lszl No.25331 Reply
Prescription jenkerall xr capsules with half micronised jenk powder granules and the other half are these little coated jenk pebbles.


View Thread Reply
- Sat, 21 Mar 2020 18:09:39 EST KGF6qW0j No.25321
File: 1584828579699.png -(68743B / 67.13KB, 1100x900) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Withdrawal
The whole Covid situation has me on edge.
I'm worried I'm not going to be able to find or pay my usual sources for a while.
I don't want to suffer through withdrawal again.

Any advice?
Emma Chabblefudging - Sun, 05 Apr 2020 22:56:46 EST aR1s6vtf No.25325 Reply
Jenk withdrawals + corona is a deadly combo. I'll pray for you.
Cyril Pemmlewill - Wed, 08 Apr 2020 07:15:12 EST F8Sr2AHQ No.25326 Reply
Thank god I got a septic tank.


View Thread Reply
- Fri, 10 Jan 2020 01:12:19 EST 7gu/csVP No.25296
File: 1578636739911.png -(938584B / 916.59KB, 636x880) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Disease
Guys, what do you do to prevent diseases, seeing how it's literally made of shit? Don't you get infections or do you have bulletproof immune systems and the vaccination and serology industry's dirty secret is that they infect people and then use the blood of surviving jenkem huffers to make vaccines?
Caroline Crengerwill - Mon, 13 Jan 2020 15:55:14 EST kdFRg/ir No.25297 Reply
Boost the immunity. Huff junk Erryday!
A.J faglord - Mon, 17 Feb 2020 12:50:55 EST hdTxs+9e No.25312 Reply
Get sick op, its part of the fun. Hair raising and scary at first but i rather enjoy it now. KEEPS ME ALVE AND SANE
Priscilla Worthingwell - Tue, 18 Feb 2020 19:34:14 EST G8ilZGWK No.25313 Reply
Sounds like somebody hasn't embraced the blessings of papa Nurgle

damn libtards

View Thread Reply
- Sun, 02 Feb 2020 13:50:07 EST lEjHa+I7 No.25303
File: 1580669407275.jpg -(1281250B / 1.22MB, 2399x3000) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. damn libtards
Urine and feces is a unique American value. The founding fathers understood its importance, and this was reflected in the Declaration of Independence when Thomas Jefferson wrote "We the people, in order to form a more perfect union, require large quantities of urine and feces."

In fact, the importance of urine and feces is even mentioned in the Bible. As stated in Prager 32:20, "Heaven has plentiful fields of urine and feces, and when an individual ascends, a new pool is created and filled with all the urine and feces they produced throughout their life."

Ronald Reagan also had a great passion for urine and feces. In fact, the only reason he illegally sold weapons to Iran to fund the Contras was because the socialist Nicaraguan government denied him access to the country's rich urine and feces reserves.

But recently, the left has turned against this American value. With a terrible invention known as the flushable toilet, the left has begun the war on urine and feces. This device is made to remove urine and feces from the home rather than store it inside or in a yard, as is human nature. They also spread propaganda to make Americans think that urine and feces is gross. No TV show or movie can show live action urine and feces on screen without an R rating.

In fact, I personally have been affected by the left's extreme measures to destroy urine and feces. I was recently stopped from converting my backyard into a lake of urine and feces by a city inspector due to environmental laws. I have also been divorced fifty times due to my refusal to use an evil flushable toilet. My wives all left me when they discovered my urine and feces storage closet. This is because they were all brainwashed by anti-American propaganda targeting urine and feces.

To get this country back on track, we must outlaw flushable toilets and return to the old days of keeping all urine and feces inside or in your yard. But for now, do not use one of those evil devices; keep it all in a closet like I do.
A.J faglord - Mon, 17 Feb 2020 12:42:41 EST hdTxs+9e No.25311 Reply
Poor op, very poor indeed.

Vape that STANK

View Thread Reply
- Sat, 18 Jan 2020 02:29:47 EST 8906nsYT No.25299
File: 1579332587222.png -(295000B / 288.09KB, 332x332) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Vape that STANK
>Huffin dat poo gas is great and all but we can do better

>Lets mix down the stuff with hash oils and vape it up to stealth our way past cops while PooBoxxing our car.

Tried it with a friend and we browned out while on the interstate, lucky we didnt crash but the cop that pulled us over never even knew.

post your Venkem stories.
Shit Merryway - Wed, 29 Jan 2020 14:28:19 EST MqTFJkKo No.25300 Reply
Man that reminds me of the time I was getting scoped out by the cops at the county fair behind the johns. I ducked inside, huffed my entire supply, got absolutely shitfaced, and came out of the portapotty, cops none the wiser.
Shit Nondlefat - Sun, 02 Feb 2020 00:32:01 EST MY+35dNd No.25302 Reply
1580621521257.jpg -(106478B / 103.98KB, 500x666) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size.
reminds me one time i got stopped on the streets by the cops, i was outta my mind since i had been jenking super hard, had a couple of baggies of jenk for fermenting in my backpack which i was going to transfer to bottles once i got home.

Anyway these cops stopped me and they searched me for drugs but when they found the jenk they just kinda changed their attitudes and eventually let me go with no problems. I'm pretty sure one winked at me so i'm sure the cops must've enjoyed a bit of the butthash themselves.

jenkem po[o]etry slam

View Thread Reply
!kj3KJ4EQ7g - Fri, 03 May 2019 09:09:39 EST lruLHft/ No.25062
File: 1556888979304.jpg -(30876B / 30.15KB, 296x355) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. jenkem po[o]etry slam
When life is hard and I'm feeling down
I like to be reeling from the brown
I'm stuffing my lungs with jenkem odors
And huffing and puffing and seeing floaters
I'm sucking the gasses from human asses
The mucks like molasses and smearing my glasses
And my epiglottal is wrapped round the bottle
My brains being throttled and I cannot stop till
I reach the peak of my jenkem high
With brown wings I fly in the beautiful sky.
5 posts and 2 images omitted. Click View Thread to read.
Betsy Dartwater - Wed, 31 Jul 2019 06:44:24 EST dvEua3is No.25145 Reply
This ain’t no tale of rags to riches
This about a nigga in the ditches
How I got here and what I do
To get a fix of that funky funky ass-brew

Got my own ass begging me for a truce
After spendin' all week making premium ass juice
I goes to the doctor and I hear him say
"Boy you must be shitting twelve times a day"

I tell 'em straight and I tell 'em fair,
The truth from me is what you're gonna hear,
I say "Doctor, doctor, I ain't got me no excuse,
Fact is I'm a just fiend for that ass juice"

Showing me no love, the doc must be a hater
So I get up and I tells him "smell ya later"
Eyes wide open the doctor said "look who's talking,
Boy, I ain't the one having trouble walking"

Doctor tells me it’s fiber or die
But then how a nigga gonna get high?
"Son, you better get out and hit the street
And stop puttin’ yo damn ass through all that heat"

So I’m on the corners, looking for a hit
Nigga pulls out a jar claiming da bomb shit
I stick my nose in to get a good sniff
Know he lyin’ after just half a whiff
Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Ebenezer Cimmleped - Sat, 03 Aug 2019 19:54:27 EST ME7+L8Yy No.25147 Reply

As i sit here and think
Don't wanna smoke don't wanna drink
Just wanna take a blast
Of that sweet butthole gas

Got a bottle of pee and poo
Set in the sun to ferment and stew
I watched patiently as that balloon grew
Full of gas to get me screwed

Take balloon, take a hit
Damn that's some good shit
Now I'm high, gotta fly
Huff that jenk until I die

Gamer Girl Jenk

View Thread Reply
- Thu, 22 Aug 2019 00:15:46 EST W6ig4kxM No.25168
File: 1566447346597.jpg -(72120B / 70.43KB, 1266x712) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Gamer Girl Jenk
Anyone seen this made yet, or would I be the first one to make gamer girl jenk? I'm a girl btw. How much do you think I should sell it for?
User is currently banned from all boards 2 posts and 1 images omitted. Click View Thread to read.
Alice Soblinghood - Wed, 13 Nov 2019 16:14:37 EST jgO6v32g No.25249 Reply
lol, what.. Nobody is dumb enough to send jenkem on a fucking plane. I mean maybe some europeans would order mexican jenk for research purposes or something, but otherwise it's completely uneconomical and even if it happens, the quantities are nowhere near the ones that would get an entire plane high. Get out of here Tyrone and maybe slow down on your jenkem habit, jee.
Cyril Gellysane - Fri, 10 Jan 2020 01:03:28 EST 7gu/csVP No.25295 Reply
Is it ethically sourced, organic, fair trade gamer girl jenkem or...?
There is already gamergirl bathwater on the market, I don't know how disgusting people can get. Someone posted a vid of a girl playing nintendo wii and shitting while standing up, like a horse on here before.

jenk rig perks

View Thread Reply
- Fri, 06 Dec 2019 00:55:12 EST W6ig4kxM No.25276
File: 1575611712211.png -(75507B / 73.74KB, 500x430) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. jenk rig perks
i use a parabolic toroidal honeycomb dodecahedron glow in the dark sparkle artisanal certified organic locally sourced renewable energy fair trade fluorite buckminsterfullerene registered and individually numbered dual perk in my jenk rig, how about you?
User is currently banned from all boards
Clara Ficklededge - Fri, 06 Dec 2019 01:01:25 EST D2dxQnMJ No.25277 Reply
1575612085631.jpg -(27396B / 26.75KB, 602x289) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size.
Mosquito proboscis sticking out of tissue paper on a baby bottle. Micro-jenking, brother.
Nicholas Sezzlehood - Tue, 07 Jan 2020 21:23:55 EST 1+ly7nro No.25291 Reply

perc , jolly african-american.

short for percolator.

almost hit the nail on the head, tho.
User is currently banned from all boards
Nicholas Sezzlehood - Tue, 07 Jan 2020 21:24:50 EST 1+ly7nro No.25292 Reply

unless you ingeniously trolled my aspirant to spelling-nazidom ass
User is currently banned from all boards

chunks vs liquid

View Thread Reply
- Thu, 22 Aug 2019 17:44:06 EST lEjHa+I7 No.25169
File: 1566510246129.jpg -(90258B / 88.14KB, 1280x720) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. chunks vs liquid
sup /jenk/

i was trying to figure out a way to speed up my brews. while vintage aged jenks like Iraqi Mudbomb and Persian Puff are legendary for their strength and intensity, all the recipes i've found have never specified whether to use liquid or solid clumps in the brew. now i understand that with time, even the meanest turd will liquefy, but wouldnt it be more effective to use diarrhea, or at least use a potato masher on the bigger clumps? considering that 5-MeO-jNK requires a larger surface area to develop, doesnt it make sense to use liquid matter?

i've managed to take a week or two off of my brew times by using a blender to prep the jenk mixture. a few minutes on 'smooth' renders a nice silky jenk starter. i encourage you all to try it!

and for the love of god, make sure you have a dedicated blender just for jenk. you dont wanna wake up hungover one morning and blend up your protein shake in the wrong one.
2 posts omitted. Click View Thread to read.
Polly Drudgedudge - Mon, 09 Sep 2019 00:55:06 EST W6ig4kxM No.25197 Reply
> I've ordered in freeze dried inputs from Appalachia that were deeply dank when rehydrated.

u got fent laced chinese counterfeits sent to you in the mail, don't fall for that scam.
User is currently banned from all boards
SLOW MO UH NO NO - Fri, 03 Jan 2020 04:28:30 EST Y/2AJ5DE No.25288 Reply
you may have got banned but you're so fucking right in the head bro.
Nigel Guffingpock - Mon, 06 Jan 2020 07:42:27 EST Sie+rxj/ No.25289 Reply
be careful man, my uncle died in a clandestine jenk lab explosion, and my cousin got busted by the feds in a sting operation... he used to have the best jenk in the northern hemisphere, there were riots after the bust cuz no one could find street jenk strong enough to even alleviate the withdrawals. his shit was fire man.

Worldwide /jenk/ Secret Santa?

View Thread Reply
- Sun, 01 Dec 2019 11:17:42 EST 6mRQ+/eg No.25275
File: 1575217062496.jpg -(753531B / 735.87KB, 640x1318) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Worldwide /jenk/ Secret Santa?
Anyone interested in /jenk/ Secret Santa? I'm often blown away by the diversity and quality of jenk I experience when I travel the world. I'm sure plebbit wouldn't touch it with a ten foot pole, but what say you, /jenk/?
George Cranninghall - Sun, 29 Dec 2019 12:10:36 EST jmUn9dM3 No.25286 Reply
go back to weddit


Report Post
Please be descriptive with report notes,
this helps staff resolve issues quicker.