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Premium Sixx Brand Jenk

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- Thu, 11 Jan 2018 17:11:36 EST t7JBknyG No.24838
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Have you ever tried premium Jenk straight from Andy's asshole?
press !//CEObOMBY - Thu, 18 Jan 2018 03:11:00 EST BlM3Jkuv No.24841 Reply
ffs dude, just get a vpn or install linux tails and order it through the web
you really cant safely use that local stuff once your tolerance rises since its none standardized and its exact jenkane and secondary compound ratios can vary greatly from batch to batch

i read a lot of bad experience reports on red. d. it. about andys product

just buy some stank coins and find a vendor. we cant source here but there are a few sub red. d. its for jenkem

jenkem in the bedroom; butthash love

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- Sat, 06 Jan 2018 16:52:39 EST bS6B7lRU No.24832
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sup /jenk/

well, we finally did it. I told the gf about my jenk and not only was she okay with it, but she wanted to try some. i lit a candle and put it on the nightstand (gotta be careful with those jenk fumes). she didn't wanna do it directly, so i took a fat rip of jenk from my balloon and gave her a brown shotgun. immediately, her pupils dilated and she began to drool. i kept taking huge lungfuls and giving her shotguns and i dont know who browned out first, me or her.

we wanna try this again, but maybe at a lower dose. jenk sex is a little too trippy at those doses to be worthwhile. but what can i say? don't hide your jenk from your lover; experience it with them. we're deeper in love than ever.

but when jenkd
Archie Chammerstock - Sun, 18 Feb 2018 16:06:37 EST 4SHSr+Ou No.24856 Reply
This one is gold

is jenkem vegan?

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- Mon, 07 Aug 2017 13:33:55 EST N1RuQkKE No.24753
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is jenkem vegan?

asking for a friend

also bump while jenked
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Clara Boblingham - Sat, 06 Jan 2018 03:05:53 EST +GR79Xp9 No.24831 Reply
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Jenked out my mind man

is fungus smarter than us?

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- Sun, 31 Dec 2017 00:45:16 EST MD136Fdy No.24827
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so you got a stomach and you put food in it and your stomach turns the food into shit and piss and then you remove the piss and shot from your body and make jenk which you can ingest once in a while to enjoy yourself. sure if you start harvesting the makings you can jenk every waking moment, but you'll still wake up sober, which means that you were sleeping sober part of the time. plus it'd be a bit of hassle all that work making a lifetime supply.

if you were a fungus your stomach would be on the outside of your body, with the inside facing out and you would live in your food supply essentially swimming in nutrients and jenk for your entire life. you'd never be hungry and you'd never be sober.
doesn't that sound like the way to be? how slick is that fungus that lives in shit? my hero
Phineas Supperpare - Thu, 04 Jan 2018 21:27:07 EST 0wUAP/pq No.24829 Reply

Donald "Dump" warning

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- Fri, 29 Dec 2017 23:05:29 EST bS6B7lRU No.24822
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if ur jenk guy offers you a new flavor on the market called Donald Dump, DON'T INHALE. its cut with cat shit and roaches. my bro almost browned out from half a balloon the other night. i just wanted to warn all jenkers out there about this new shit on the market. yall be safe out there, and jenk moar

jenk birmingham hmu

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- Thu, 19 Mar 2015 17:20:16 EST TFWPMuDY No.23932
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So does anyone want to share some jenk in Birmingham holla
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Oliver Husslefirk - Sat, 02 Sep 2017 18:51:11 EST t61z7GUu No.24773 Reply
coming from an old jenker, i wish my shits still looked like that
press !AX.nZBombY - Wed, 20 Dec 2017 00:54:03 EST L8BWPeYy No.24813 Reply
fucking reported1!
its people like you that put this beutiful comunty at risk

jenk as a sex drug?

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- Thu, 27 Jul 2017 19:36:43 EST nkTSyerb No.24746
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hey /jenk/

so, me and the girl have been feeling adventurous lately, trying to spice things up in the bedroom. for the longest time, we'd do whippets while she rode me, sometimes poppers when we'd do anal. my girl has never been into inhalants as much as me, so im kinda nervous about bringing up the idea of jenk in the bedroom. she doesnt know about my lab down in the basement, and im scared she might be kinda grossed out about it.

should i bring it up to her? i love her almost as i love jenk, but i dont wanna lose either one.
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Augustus Shittingcocke - Thu, 24 Aug 2017 02:19:33 EST AhltjhDx No.24766 Reply
So that is how you got the way u are.
Ian Dandersut - Sun, 27 Aug 2017 14:04:28 EST gz+i8zc0 No.24767 Reply
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>the idea of jenk in the bedroom

best urine for jenk brews

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- Sat, 19 Aug 2017 13:06:17 EST N1RuQkKE No.24762
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hey what urine is the best for brewing jenk?

for the longest time i was using middle of the day urine, kinda bright yellow, but i was thinkin maybe that first piss of the morning might be better? its certainly more pungent.

also, tips on preferred fecal forms would be great. diarrhea clumps or logs?

you guys are the experts...
Augustus Domblewill - Sun, 20 Aug 2017 13:16:45 EST JwWvgiAN No.24765 Reply
I typically use mid-stream piss as most of the impurities have been expelled. I do not recommend first piss of the day as it may contaminate your jenk
Barnaby Goodson - Sat, 23 Sep 2017 21:53:52 EST YK1WXuja No.24779 Reply
it really depends on your tastes. if you prefer a smoother, cleaner hit of jenk, use freshly hydrated piss that's clear and not too pungent. The higher water content will also encourage bacterial breakdown on the feces, creating microscopic molds which help produce a higher grade jenk gas.

However, if you like a more acidic, tangy jenkem gas which is less psychoactively robust and more of a "body high", you'll want to use some golden-grade piss that stains the toilet bowl. This can be created through dehydration, or if you'll really dedicated to your jenkology, contraction of a bladder infection and/or urinary tract infection. This is considered a bit "too far" by some people, but the option is always available. Try to avoid using the first piss of the day as this is usually spoiled overnight.

As for preferred fecal forms, telling that would be a trade secret. Experiment, see what you can develop. Remember that beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

active ingredient to jenk?

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- Mon, 04 Sep 2017 01:41:02 EST ++4Jhz8m No.24774
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not gonna ask if its real (i know what happens)
i have two questions

>what is the active stuff in jenk that actually gives you any buzz
is it just oxygen deprivation?

>can the active ingredient be isolated and extracted?
snorting crystal jenk anyone?
CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Tue, 05 Sep 2017 01:58:12 EST mhvCDpoa No.24775 Reply
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>what is the active stuff in jenk that actually gives you any buzz
Jenkane is the main one. It's probably an NMDA antagonist, but some[who?] have speculated the existence of a "jenkenoid receptor"... research is very scant in this area.

>can the active ingredient be isolated and extracted?
I don't see why not. The people who use jenkem usually can't get the chemicals and equipment necessary to do this. And why would you want to? Doing a full jenkyline extraction would mean releasing most of the methyl mercaptan, hydrogen sulfide, and other good shit which adds many enjoyable effects to the jenk experience.
Nathaniel Nullyshit - Thu, 21 Sep 2017 12:18:54 EST 7XeTAt/Y No.24778 Reply
On the topic of extraction;

It is not very economical.
You're right in that it would take a fair amount of commitment, equipment and knowledge to be able to effectively extract every one of the active chemicals found in jenk, further to that the full list of chemicals in the cocktail that are actually psychoactive appears to be disputed. You'd probably waste your time extracting a bunch of chemicals that won't work alongside the active ones, making a sub par product (wasting time and materials) or you'd end up missing out a chem that is essential to the full and proper jenk experience.

It's much cheaper and faster to just brew jenk without all of the extra stuff needed for extraction, the cost of jenk is the cost of a bottle and some food that you needed to buy anyway. Even with the cheapest extractions you'd likely have to spend a few hundred $ on glassware.

Anyway there is no real advantage to it besides maybe having a more potent product cause if your brew tastes worse than a fart you've done something wrong.

mexican butt poppers

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- Thu, 31 Aug 2017 23:34:27 EST N1RuQkKE No.24770
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sup jenkers

im workin on a new batch of Mexican Butt Poppers and i'm wondering if I should use the regular flamin' hot cheetos, or the extra spicy brand. does Maltodextrin content factor in? I want a better product, but my test boofs aren't going so great.
Walter Crucklehood - Sat, 02 Sep 2017 16:26:54 EST hWwP8XMA No.24771 Reply
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of those two, the 2x spicy, but if you can, get flaming hot pork rinds. the extra fat content and lack of fiber make for a really dense, sludgelike, and morbidly putrid base.
Oliver Husslefirk - Sat, 02 Sep 2017 18:50:04 EST t61z7GUu No.24772 Reply
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The old turbo flame always seems to do the trick when i need to spice up a batch. The disodium inosinate gives it a nice, frothy header

Try doing a dextrin extract on that bag of cheetos. It might solve your sub par boof problem

the bottle you put your shit in

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- Sun, 01 Jan 2017 03:02:23 EST ll+Vynue No.24593
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what do you put your shit in (pic unreated)
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John Dishstone - Tue, 01 Aug 2017 18:00:08 EST N1RuQkKE No.24751 Reply
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wrong answer, asshole. jenkem brews produce extremely dense, high pressure gas. no one brews jenk in glass because the pressure will cause it to explode. your advice will kill someone. please stop posting.


YOU CANNOT IV JENK. jenk is ONLY active in gas form. while you can make Mexican Butt Poppers for suppository use, this is only because of certain additives in Flamin' Hot Cheetos. Stop giving poor advice before you hurt some novice Jenker.

You both should be ashamed of yourselves.

I fucked up and need to post goats

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- Wed, 09 Aug 2017 14:09:32 EST UsJGlYJC No.24757
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Goats mac tots.
Betsy Drirryshaw - Wed, 09 Aug 2017 14:19:53 EST nkTSyerb No.24758 Reply
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kill stompy
bizzel - Wed, 09 Aug 2017 16:14:45 EST ikFwKMue No.24759 Reply
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is this a goat i may have hrffed tooo much jenk?

Famous historical figures who did jenkem

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- Tue, 01 Nov 2016 08:34:25 EST 1U5ErQkR No.24569
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Hannah Trotlock - Sun, 06 Aug 2017 22:35:16 EST I/gNzumZ No.24752 Reply
>Eh bien, I shall mail fail it for sure. Oui, by the love of my skin, I shit on your nose, so it runs down your chin...
Really makes you think..

Beginner thread

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- Wed, 19 Jul 2017 02:12:12 EST gxqgFsfi No.24743
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Alright you assholes, I know what happens when someone asks if jenk is real so I'm gonna skip that question.
Now, I'm an open minded person and I think I'm finally ready to make my own. Paying for it is out of the question as I want to know exactly what's in my batch. I need ideas and advice to get the most of my Jenkem

>what to eat & drink for the next two weeks
>what size bottle (I was thinking 2 L)
>how to bottle without losing the product or getting any on my hands
>how long to ferment for
>where to hide it from possible poachers
>any other tips & tricks

If it's inevitable to get some on my hands or clothes you might as well just tell me right off the bat please. I'll get over it
David Drinnerpet - Wed, 19 Jul 2017 21:33:18 EST 7XeTAt/Y No.24744 Reply
>what to eat & drink for the next two weeks
Anything you like, experiment with different brews. I recommend potatoes and fruit.

>what size bottle (I was thinking 2 L)
2L is fine 3L is better
>how to bottle without losing the product or getting any on my hands
Poop in a bucket then use a funnel and a stick to jam it all in the bottle
>how long to ferment for
2 weeks minimum 1 month is better
>where to hide it from possible poachers
That's up to you man, I don't think many people will be after it jenk is still pretty niche
>any other tips & tricks
Huff errday
Martha Chankinkick - Sun, 30 Jul 2017 15:06:40 EST N1RuQkKE No.24750 Reply
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pro brewmeister here, OP. i cant say much, but lets just say a few of my brown bombers might've made it across the border from my lab in mexico :y


>what to eat & drink for the next two weeks

i find that mexican or indian food is the best. be careful with your safrole intake, it leads to decarboxyolation of jenkylaminos and generally degrades the product. most foods that produce the loudest, rankest farts are the best. think brussels sprouts, broccoli, spinach, cheap beer, beef jerky; make sure to eat lots of hot sauce. adds a good flavor and a smooth mouthfeel.

>what size bottle (I was thinking 2 L)

2L are okay, but you want to be able to capture as much jenkane gas as possible. your average balloon won't inflate from the low, dense pressure of jenk gas, so youre going to need something thinner. i prefer to use a 5 gallon bucket (you can get them at any hardware store) with a magnum condom (for my monster dong) stretched all the way around the mouth of the bucket. magnum condoms are designed for length and girth and stretch easily. this will capture more gas. make sure the lube side out on the OUTSIDE. i made this mistake once.

>how to bottle without losing the product or getting any on my hands

you dont want to bottle jenk gas. it loses potency after a week or so. in my world, the fresher the better. if you MUST preserve, do it like kombucha/sourdough and save a jenk 'starter' for your next batch. it will have a lower ph content which is perfect for preservation. DONT let the starter dry out or it will deactivate. keep it moist and spray it with water once or twice a day. brewers yeast can be added for longer shelf life, as well as reducing the "earthy" flavors you find in lower quality brews. another way to preserve your jenk long-term is to convert it into Mexican Butt Popper form. this preservation renders the jenk VERY potent, so make sure to wash your hands if you go this route. PM me for details.

>how long to ferment for

ah yes, this is a rather controversial question. like wine and fine scotch, well aged jenk imparts a good headrush and long lasting high with great analgesic effect and intense visuals in larger doses. fresh jenk is usually enough for new users, but the experience jenkfiend will appreciate the subtleties and hangover-free effects of good, well aged, vintage jenk. I'm currently sitting on a 1994 Lusaka Splatterbomb which is one of the most intense jenk brews ever made, straight from the homeland.

>where to hide it from possible poachers

honestly, i havent had many problems with jenk poachers since i installed a security system at my jenk farm. i'd recommend investing in some cameras, shotguns, and pit bulls. be careful if you go the pit bull route; they are very sensitive to the effects of jenkylamide and it can cause unstable behavior in them. on a whole, you won't see many jenk poachers around since the market is flooded with good cheap jenk. your real problem will be flies. invest in flypaper.

>any other tips & tricks

huff jenk everyday, take lots of B complex, and keep the stank rank. and stop snitchin.

aight im out

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