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Harm Reduction Notes for the COVID-19 Pandemic

jenk science

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- Tue, 12 Jul 2016 16:49:37 EST pjwbi7NP No.24503
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I recently noticed some trolls posting misinformation here so let me make one thing clear:

YOU CANNOT GET HIGH OFF YOUR FARTS.

Jenkem is the fumes given off by fermented shit (and sometimes piss). This undergoes a completely different chemical reaction than what happens when you fart. Think about it this way, you can't get high off of raw hops, but ferment those bitches and suddenly you're drunk as fuck. Same thing with jenkem.

Sigh. It's misinformation like LOL HUFF FARTS NIGGA that causes most people to not take jenkem seriously or even give it a chance. STOP DOING IT PLEASE.
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Hamilton Blatherham - Fri, 23 Sep 2016 23:35:16 EST Uh7bsBCI No.24546 Reply
lol nice graph
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Cornelius Somblepire - Fri, 14 Oct 2016 08:07:53 EST D4eeJPC5 No.24560 Reply
>>24535
>huffs sewage for entertainment
>worried about carcinogens
In the end it's the attitude that gives cancer, carcinogens are just a cooperative component
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Sidney Snodway - Thu, 24 Nov 2016 20:45:25 EST N84ipx7W No.24584 Reply
At first I read ''Cursive elixer of fartful cryptology'' and I laughed so hard

probably true

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- Tue, 27 Sep 2016 03:31:24 EST /9/NCjy+ No.24549
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sercret CIA program: bulk fermentation of municipal sewage, using the sales proceeds to fund ISIS so as to justify and expanded military budgets and loser rules on surveillance and interrogation techniques.
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Emma Sennerwit - Thu, 29 Sep 2016 23:44:28 EST t9YtGTk0 No.24551 Reply
>>24549
Remember - always make your own jenk or buy it from dealers you trust and whose supply you're familiar with.

Shady blackmarket jenk supports government psyops and terrorism, and is typically of a lower quality anyway. Remember the 'brown plague' series of psychotic episodes and deaths in 2014? Poor quality mass-produced CIA jenk. It had a whole bunch of weird additives in it to make it ferment faster.
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Shitting Pocklekag - Thu, 17 Nov 2016 14:58:59 EST fjIdtCDH No.24580 Reply
>>24551
Government produced jenk was really nice back in the nineties, when it was produced for the military, but after the ban, they started supplying africa and it was made from runover cow manure and fermented straight in the sewage system so a lot of things got produced in the process that aren't supposed to be in high quality jenkem, like methane and sulfurajenkanide which produces deliriant type of effects. Many people though they lost the magic, because the truth about the universe was no longer revealed to them and they quit jenk all together which is really sad. I'm glad it's a kind of secret drug so at least the prohibition is not an issue. Hopefully with donald jenkem quality is qoing to improve.

dead skunks

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- Sun, 30 Oct 2016 21:55:07 EST a83cptBz No.24567
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can i make jenk out of a dead skunk?
i was driving through the countryside & i smells some of the rankest stench that ever reeked, tracked it down to black, white & red patch on the side of the road, so i put it in the back of my pickup to see if make i could make some good shit with it
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Fanny Goodbury - Mon, 31 Oct 2016 21:11:35 EST HJ0BzBYd No.24568 Reply
Well you're unlikely to find enough shit in a skunk for a full batch.

However, if you've got a batch of some nondescript jenk brewing you can add the skunk's shit to it to really potentiate the brew. Drop the anal glands in too if you're feeling hardcore.
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CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Fri, 11 Nov 2016 19:52:49 EST U2KI3Vc/ No.24579 Reply
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Just because it stinks doesn't mean it'll make good jenk. If you cut off the scent glands and let them soak in your brew for a few days, they can add a nice "bite". But they don't add much to the high.

Pour up, Jenk

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- Mon, 15 Sep 2014 16:15:27 EST zoldSA5v No.23505
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Pour up (jenk), head shot (jenk)
Sit down (jenk), stand up (jenk)
Pass out (jenk), wake up (jenk)
Faded (jenk), faded (jenk)


Now I done grew up
Round some people living their life in bottles
Granddaddy had the golden ass
Back stroke every day in Chicago
Some people like the way it feels
Some people wanna kill their sorrows
Some people wanna fit in with the popular
That was my problem
It was in the dark ballloon
Loud tunes, looking to make a vow soon
That I'm a get fucked up, fillin' up my cup
I see the crowd mood
Changing by the minute and the record on repeat
Took a sip, then another sip, then somebody said to me:
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CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Tue, 18 Oct 2016 18:56:24 EST 5OJInSD5 No.24563 Reply
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>>24562
HEEEEEE'S THE OOOOOONE
WHO LIKES JENKEM ON HIS TOOOONGUE
AND HE HUFFS UNTIL IT'S GOOOOONE
AND HE SHITS ANOTHER LOOOOOG
BUT HE DON'T ADD ANY PEE
DON'T ADD ANY PEE
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Ebenezer Gobblehall - Fri, 21 Oct 2016 04:22:47 EST GGq1mg1Y No.24564 Reply
Twisted off the Jenkem, watching Iron Chef

first stank token

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- Sun, 31 Jan 2016 14:01:15 EST 08kmojWu No.24384
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what now? does it give me access to stuff(seriously)?
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CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Sat, 20 Feb 2016 16:48:29 EST EPyVj4pN No.24406 Reply
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>>24391
How deep does this go? Is there an illegal black market for stank tokens?
Or should I say...
brown market?
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!GOACID/XyA - Sun, 21 Feb 2016 05:20:19 EST kBHzXsAr No.24407 Reply
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>>24406

>How deep does this go?

All the way to the lower intestinal tract, baby.

favorite jenk literature?

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- Sat, 10 Sep 2016 12:30:29 EST 72B1saWH No.24538
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what is ur favorite thing to read on da jenk. I love reading da sonichu, it make so much sense on dat jenk. nigga you just went full KERFLAP
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CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Thu, 15 Sep 2016 00:09:56 EST DH840aw8 No.24542 Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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Priscilla Honeybanks - Thu, 22 Sep 2016 13:45:29 EST WhD65Rst No.24545 Reply
>>24538
Mein Kampf goes quite well with huffin that brown.

smuggling jenk into prison

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- Tue, 16 Aug 2016 18:34:11 EST TIgNiehl No.24527
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Has anyone here ever keistered their jenk?

Did you use a condom? Or did you just plug the gas right up your butt? (would that even work???)
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Henry Tootshaw - Sun, 11 Sep 2016 09:31:05 EST vGp5vUF0 No.24541 Reply
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Are they denying you food and water? Is there something in place preventing you from cupping your hands under your scrotum with the brew in it and letting it ferment directly into your taint for a subtle yet prolonged experience?
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Beatrice Greenstone - Mon, 19 Sep 2016 00:28:13 EST 8FFjxEPF No.24544 Reply
>>24541
>Are they denying you food and water?

this, nobody but a first time offender smuggles it in because you can brew in your cell so easily so everyone does it, even the people who don't jenk cause they can trade it for cigs & buttsex

Jenk Question

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- Fri, 26 Aug 2016 14:20:42 EST iGYOpzOJ No.24529
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I am a fine Jenk Connoisseur who only huffs the primest of Jenk and get jonked on a daily basis. I was wondering how much jonking it would take for me to jenk the life out of my body? Could getting too jonked kill me? Please hurry! i'm on about 40ccs of Jenk right now and i'm starting to have withdrawal symptoms
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GEORGE IS GETTIN' UPSET !owU3wSU682 - Sun, 04 Sep 2016 02:35:31 EST 6D3U7uGu No.24533 Reply
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I don't condone suicide attempts. Huff safely, brah! If you run out of jenk, a combination of diazepam and PCP is known to be the best medicine for /jenk/ withdrawal besides the brown gold itself.

But no, it's not possible to "overdose" on jenk; you can only die from stupid mistakes like sucking a balloon into your throat or going to sleep with a fart mask over your face. Jenkem is uncannily safe in that way.
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Clara Brepperhood - Sun, 11 Sep 2016 01:41:46 EST 8FFjxEPF No.24540 Reply
>>24533
i tried to save up enough to see if i could suffocate myself in a jenk atmosphere so thick that there wasn't enough oxygen, but i just can handle having a stash that big, every time get like 10% of what i need i just good on a crazy jerk bender. never od'd, did inhale the baloon a few times before i learned about using volcano bags for safety.
sell your toilet
huff jenk erryday

weed infused jenk [fail]

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- Sat, 10 Sep 2016 01:20:08 EST 8FFjxEPF No.24537
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I have a massive stash of bud left from last year's outdoor harvest & I'm trying to get rid of it fast now cause I need to make room for this year's take. So the easiest way to get rid of weed without wasting it is to eat the stuff. Nobody can smoke an ounce in a day, but I can eat 2z easy. I get high like you wouldn't believe, its fantastic, but it has this one downside, i'm loud af. My farts smell like someone just opened a jar of the nastiest sour d you ever met and shits smell even more dank. So of course I realized that I can make the best jenk ever & I set it up, but its just not working.
There is plenty of piss and shit, I've been keeping the bottle in a pretty warm place, but out of direct sunlight, but there isn't any magic happening. limp ballon, no gas at all. at first i thought maybe jolly african-americans were sneaking in & stealing my jenkane at night, so i put a camera on the stash and nobody is touching it.
do marijuana somehow prevent the jenk form fermentane ?



You can smoke and you can drink

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- Tue, 14 Jun 2016 16:23:59 EST twTnTEjO No.24482
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you'll cowards don't even huff jenk
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Emma Smallworth - Thu, 07 Jul 2016 22:17:16 EST ZSYa31Xf No.24495 Reply
jenk urself my man
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Phyllis Chongertadge - Wed, 03 Aug 2016 11:13:42 EST hUwQPTQb No.24516 Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE

Jenk stank

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- Thu, 07 Jul 2016 02:14:24 EST NU6iIROf No.24493
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just checking in on my fellow jenk'ers, wanted to know how everyone prefers to collect their favorite jenk, I always have to lean with the elephant, although I seem to always lean toward quantity than quality...

the tools

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- Sun, 24 Jul 2016 05:49:30 EST 8FFjxEPF No.24507
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Jenk paraphernalia thread:
I've found that if you squat over a mason jar just right you can tuck your dick into it and also shit in it directly at the same time no problem. I have one of those mason jar bong lids & I just plug the stem put a balloon on the mouthpiece.
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Clara Drillywen - Sun, 24 Jul 2016 05:55:39 EST 8FFjxEPF No.24508 Reply
The other thing I found out is you think your stuff is all run out and you need to start a new batch? Use it in your bong, the heat & agitation will release a few more good jenx.
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CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Mon, 25 Jul 2016 00:53:54 EST 5TLZb0zO No.24509 Reply
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Thanks for the tip. I've been using one jar for my anus and one for my dick, but this could save a little time.

>>24508
>Use it in your bong, the heat & agitation will release a few more good jenx.

Le fuq? You can't allow a flame anywhere near jenkem; it'll destroy the jenkylines!

When a jar of jenk is almost done producing, what I like to do is take a spoonful of fecal solids from the bottom and add it to my new jar of fresh poop and pee. It gets the fresh poop fermenting within MINUTES. If you know anything about winemaking, this is similar to reusing the yeasty goop from a finished batch of wine to kickstart fermentation in a new batch.

Good luck and happy huffing!
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Lydia Hobberwill - Fri, 29 Jul 2016 13:18:55 EST j9yfopIv No.24510 Reply
u cann get high on bonging jenk its an ancient sercret the secrert jenkylines are released into ur lungs and itss like a whole nother kind of high but I wouldt recomend doing it often becausee it an lead to too much aweseomness! =D

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