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420chan is Getting Overhauled - Changelog/Bug Report/Request Thread (Updated July 26)

Jenk recipes in stores?

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- Sun, 06 Dec 2015 14:14:33 EST V7nnaO2J No.24325
File: 1449429273596.jpg -(184916B / 180.58KB, 600x800) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Jenk recipes in stores?
Just found this today and of course had to buy it. There's a couple hundred jenk recipes inside and it's amazing that its come so far in western society.

Going to make some poopoo dumplings tonight and a side of poocorn mixed with normal corn, and of course mashed poo mixed with turnips and potatoes (usually the 'traditional' side dish to go with poopoo dumplings or any type of poocorns)
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Polly Turveyshaw - Fri, 11 Dec 2015 02:18:25 EST vwy1db8b No.24336 Reply
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Ah that reminds of my Thanksgiving jenk. My harvest the day after Thanksgiving is always my most potent batch of the year
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CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Sun, 13 Dec 2015 13:16:41 EST EPyVj4pN No.24337 Reply
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hehehehehe dumps
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Barnaby Conningson - Wed, 23 Dec 2015 15:09:49 EST P8dS+hA1 No.24350 Reply
>>24326
8/10 post
although you should have said "that lady", lets not be insensitive now

Jenk

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- Wed, 16 Dec 2015 01:42:21 EST USRz3FdR No.24342
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Jenk isn't real
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Fanny Trotridge - Thu, 17 Dec 2015 15:15:51 EST V7nnaO2J No.24344 Reply
>>24342
Lol ok. Why is this even a meme though? Calling something that people have been doing for hundreds of years fake makes zero sense. I'm not sure where if I missed the joke or something but I don't see how this is funny
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Hamilton Gittingfure - Mon, 21 Dec 2015 23:33:33 EST X8zjvDcQ No.24349 Reply
Mods ban this faggot for disinfo

Its as real as you or me.

Ass Crack

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!owU3wSU682 - Fri, 04 Dec 2015 23:25:14 EST EPyVj4pN No.24323
File: 1449289514099.jpg -(39175B / 38.26KB, 500x500) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Ass Crack
This is the newest "legal high" to hit head shops across the US. Apparently, they compress jenk into cartridges like the ones used for nitrous. Forget filling balloons; now you can fill your whipped cream canister with that sweet poo stinky butt craps anal jenk gas for a cleaner and more powerful hit!

hehehehehe butt ;)

Does anybody know if the jenk in Ass Crack is obtained using sustainable jenk farming practices? I don't want to keep buying it if it's made in some Greek sweatshop where they forcefeed the producers lentils and goat cheese and don't even let them leave their toilets.
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Sidney Femmletitch - Wed, 09 Dec 2015 01:36:36 EST UDs0GXpt No.24329 Reply
Headshops here stopped selling "legal highs" because weed is legal so my locals don't have this. How many hits per canister and how much did that 24box run?
Also do you think I could somehow get arrested smuggling this stuff across state lines?
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CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Wed, 09 Dec 2015 05:10:25 EST EPyVj4pN No.24334 Reply
>>24329
24 chargers. It was $19 per box, just a little cheaper than nitrous at the same head shop.
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Augustus Chammerdock - Wed, 16 Dec 2015 22:24:01 EST GaU8cTlI No.24343 Reply
There are approximately 544 mg of dimethyl-jenkamine in each cartridge and it only takes about 300 mg for an extreme stoney jenk sesh. These canisters are a great way to get high when you have an airsoft gun laying around, jenk dry fire it into your mouth and no one will ever know you are jenking

Do You Remember This?

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- Mon, 14 Dec 2015 02:25:20 EST Z4OWwTaQ No.24338
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>5Discuss
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CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Mon, 14 Dec 2015 08:03:50 EST EPyVj4pN No.24339 Reply
I didn't even know what jenkem is when this happened.

Do terpenes fuck up your jenk?

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- Wed, 09 Dec 2015 01:25:04 EST UDs0GXpt No.24328
File: 1449642304663.png -(98666B / 96.35KB, 229x325) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Do terpenes fuck up your jenk?
I switched up my weed habit from smoking to eating and now it pretty much smells like theres 10 ferrets in the room when I fart. Is this going to affect my jenk? I make my own, don't trust dealers and I know that a lot of terpenes are supposed to be antibiotics of some sort.
Also I grow my weed too and is there a strain I should switch to for edibles and jenkmaking?
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Augustus Sullerwell - Wed, 09 Dec 2015 01:41:57 EST V7nnaO2J No.24332 Reply
>>24331
I tickle my anus so that it laughs out the farts a little quicker, hehe.
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Sidney Femmletitch - Wed, 09 Dec 2015 03:25:58 EST kyho4oOE No.24333 Reply
>>24331
Forgot to say that my shit smells as skunky as my farts
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Sidney Femmletitch - Wed, 09 Dec 2015 16:06:29 EST kyho4oOE No.24335 Reply
Even as an experienced ASStronaut I'm not sure I can handle this stuff. Ate 3g of Gorilla Glue #4 yesterday and now my shit smell like someone discovered the mass graves left over from some sort of skunk holocaust on a christmas tree farm.

Apple jenk

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- Sat, 28 Nov 2015 01:41:07 EST W4ebkd84 No.24312
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>Former Apple worker (37) jailed for causing €15,000 worth of damage to luxury flat by storing excrement and urine there for three months
>The storage by Robert Kummer (37) of hundreds of bags of his own excrement and bottles of urine resulted in a major public health scare.

He made some jenk to treat his depression but now he's being punished. How unfair.

http://www.independent.ie/irish-news/courts/former-apple-worker-37-jailed-for-causing-15000-worth-of-damage-to-luxury-flat-by-storing-excrement-and-urine-there-for-three-months-34237410.html
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Hannah Brookshaw - Sat, 05 Dec 2015 13:48:12 EST KqRlx2KN No.24324 Reply
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Urban Legend? Or not...

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- Sun, 29 Nov 2015 07:55:58 EST 6R5AcsBb No.24317
File: 1448801758530.jpg -(12056B / 11.77KB, 124x150) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Urban Legend? Or not...
I've heard tell from a seasoned jenkie that there is a super rare jenk that is 100% non addictive without withdrawal symptoms. I tried to find out some more about it, but he just put his fedora on backwards and nodded off with a brown ring of shit around his mouth. Any diet advice to make my gut enzymes make that fabled god-jenkem?
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CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Tue, 01 Dec 2015 21:23:38 EST EPyVj4pN No.24321 Reply
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It usually only happens when the producer is in a state of zen. Look for Buddhist monks; they make some of the cleanest jenk out there.

Jenk haikus

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- Mon, 30 Nov 2015 08:29:40 EST ygNicoaF No.24319
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In flesh-cave dwelling
My intoxicating love
Show me your brown world
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James Gibbertidge - Mon, 30 Nov 2015 13:54:40 EST V7nnaO2J No.24320 Reply
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>>24319
Stench best sniffed
Is a stench best huffed
Give me thine anus, it's my best love

WHY DOSE THIS BOARD EXIST!

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- Fri, 27 Nov 2015 02:19:10 EST J4U6kMj+ No.24310
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WHY THE FUCK DOSE THIS BOARD HAVE 13 PAGES WHAT THE FUCK AM I POSTING HERE WHO THE FUCK POSTS HERE WHY DOSE THIS BOARD EXIST!
also post spitirual jenkem expirences...
mine was when i realised wtf i was doin that there was no god!
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Cornelius Hizzledug - Sat, 28 Nov 2015 18:37:16 EST V7nnaO2J No.24316 Reply
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>>24310
This board exists for the Soul Purpose of farting, farts, shits, shitting, diarrhea poo poo corns, and poo corn

Vancouver, Canada

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- Tue, 24 Nov 2015 13:28:57 EST uMtvDffF No.24306
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Help!!
I need to know where is the best place to go to find prime jenk in this city, all the junkies on the DTES just laugh ay ee.
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Samuel Hinningson - Tue, 24 Nov 2015 13:33:13 EST XqbNLWmF No.24307 Reply
You could try your local zoo
They always have loads of jenk they need to get off their hands
It's not the best quality, but it's cheap

hehehe

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- Tue, 24 Nov 2015 11:18:27 EST XqbNLWmF No.24304
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>mfw cutting my product with chocolate, van dyke brown paint and rat poison
That'll show those shithuffers
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CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Wed, 25 Nov 2015 08:27:47 EST 7SmWzWGV No.24308 Reply
Fucking scumbag.

A real jenkie wouldn't buy your shitty cut product anyhow. He'd be able to tell the difference just by observing the viscosity, color, chunks, and condensation inside the jar.

Straight from the source

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!JdWYp.SRSM - Sun, 25 Oct 2015 16:31:10 EST FsWtB7TM No.24278
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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Beatrice Greenbanks - Thu, 05 Nov 2015 04:19:06 EST 6R5AcsBb No.24293 Reply
>>24280 holy shit, that shit is spelling out a word in cursive or something...
Ingz... lol its like graffiti tagging except you do it with your asshole. #butthashtagging
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Cyril Suckleshaw - Fri, 13 Nov 2015 17:29:34 EST tdD5YN/R No.24301 Reply
>>24278
lmao you arent letting it ferment, the jenkaline wont even be in the .01%
fucking lol

herf jank evdry

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- Sun, 11 May 2014 12:32:21 EST jZJWnbb8 No.23184
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methane is real
jenkyline aint
:o...
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Jenk-addicted brother

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- Fri, 30 Oct 2015 06:37:45 EST XqbNLWmF No.24289
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Hi /jenk/ I need help
My brother has a jenk addiction that is, quite frankly, ruining his life
He quit his job so he can stay home and huff jenk while playing video games all day
He's gotten into trouble with the law more than once... breaking into restrooms, stealing shit from toilets (even got a few larceny charges because it technically isn't his property)
He's always in a jenked out haze... I don't even feel like my real brother is there anymore
He used to be so loving, so warm and friendly. Everybody loved him. But now nobody wants to be around him because they're too afraid he's gonna snap and try to steal their poo. I don't think he even loves me anymore... he just views me as a shit factory he can get high on, breaking into the bathroom when I'm going number two because he (and I quote) "could smell the siren's stench", forcing me off the potty and stuffing all of my shit into plastic bags. He's supposed to be my brother. We're supposed to have each other's backs but now he's this unrecognizable CREATURE.

Oh and he's always stealing my money because he owes "some guy" (aka his jenk dealer) all of this money and I'm afraid he might be mixed up in something really bad this time around. Maybe the Jenk mafia?

He just... he isn't the same. I want him back. How can I get him back? I'm at my wits end. I'm afraid he'll end up dead on the streets with shit smeared all over him if he keeps going on like this...
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Albert Necklesack - Sat, 31 Oct 2015 09:00:56 EST wNfbm9fU No.24291 Reply
I bet you're the kind of square that calls us all "jenkies" and treats us like trash. Fuck you man. If your brother is "addicted" to jenk, he is also addicted to enlightenment. Jenk is a wonderful chemical, yiou're just a pussy ass bitch fuck off

*takes hit of jenk*

OP is faaaggggg
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Tookie - Wed, 11 Nov 2015 21:58:53 EST oTX0OreK No.24299 Reply
Oh my god, I haven't laughed this much in a long time. I totally lost it at "could smell the siren's stench". Watch out, your brother is going to turn into a turd soon. Good luck keeping him away from this shit.

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