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420chan is Getting Overhauled - Changelog/Bug Report/Request Thread (Updated July 26)

Does the shade of the shit matter?

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- Fri, 28 Aug 2015 21:01:36 EST EtN5SLGe No.24186
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So I am trying to get a real nice batch of some Xmas/NewYear celebration jenk. But I am I got a green tint going on. Now will this effect my brew in anyway or maybe its like the crux of all Jenk?
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CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Sun, 20 Sep 2015 19:47:35 EST zvhTY8rb No.24217 Reply
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Really?! You're going to keep the same batch of jenkem all the way until Christmas? That takes some serious self control, but I bet it'll knock your socks off once you finally huff!

You know what green shit typically means? Unless you've been eating far too many green vegetables, it means your shit passed a little too quickly through the intestine, and the bile acids didn't have time to do their job and get reabsorbed like they should have. Your green feces is now able to absorb more fats than the average feces. I suggest you get fancy and add some truffle oil; it's for the holidays after all! The oil does little to get you high, but it makes the jenk experience that much more elegant.
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Fucking Faffingville - Mon, 21 Sep 2015 18:32:25 EST dxrFbHGv No.24218 Reply
>>24217
This.
Also try typing with your anus from time to time. Once you switch back to your hands, your finger tips will absorb the jenkane that will be fermenting on your keys, which is good if you're on the computer a lot and want to "pre load" before jenking.

Last new years I attached two straws from my anus into each nostril and inhaled a fart while huffing jenk at the same time... I was shit faced.. not sure if I'd do it again because as it hit me (which was within seconds) it felt like I died for a split second and it scared the shit out of me. After that it was fun but I didn't like the initial buzz, was more like a horrific bad trip for a couple of seconds, bad enough to make me second guess doing it again honestly.
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Ian Honeyridge - Tue, 22 Sep 2015 13:23:47 EST V7nnaO2J No.24221 Reply
>>24218
I do the same thing. I love inhaling my own gasses straight from my anal cavity through two straws, best method imo. Sometimes I put my diarrhea in a strainer to filter out all of the poo corns which I'll grind up in a coffee grinder for Jenkane Diarrhea Corn Soup. Shit gets you fucked up though for real, visuals after a few minutes of drinking.

DOES JENK AND COKAINE MIX????!!!!!?

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- Tue, 22 Sep 2015 01:32:14 EST UvaRrUuD No.24219
File: 1442899934378.jpg -(478638B / 467.42KB, 2000x1000) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. DOES JENK AND COKAINE MIX????!!!!!?
i DONT WANT MY HERT TO ASSPLODE... PLEASE HELP I WANNA GET HIGHER THAN EVERY BEFORE BUTT (he he he heh) i DONT WANNA DIE TONGIHT... PLEASE /JENK/
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Ian Honeyridge - Tue, 22 Sep 2015 13:21:14 EST V7nnaO2J No.24220 Reply
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Heh. Gpt them farts tho lol heh farts.. bitch i got said you didnt jenkane last night shit got my shit get farted kid lmao like i got time for these gasseous platoons

May actually try jenk, not jk

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- Fri, 11 Sep 2015 20:55:04 EST HibXhVgL No.24207
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>Just what is the perfect bottle for making jenk?
>Empty prone butt because of healthy diet, what should I do?
>Not eating any sweat things, will that cause my jank to be too dank?
>Know what the best balloon to use is?
>Everybody seems to be scared of jenk, should they?
>May actually do this, not even kidding, what should I worry about?

Can I get some answers?

Also is the main psychoactive, Hydrogen Sulfide, or Methane?
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Clara Hunningstock - Thu, 17 Sep 2015 20:42:35 EST WnLw+D/W No.24216 Reply
>Methoxyjenkylamine, also known as MOJ is a chemically alterred molecule derived from the Jenkane chemical extracted from Jenkem.

nb

JENKEM

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- Thu, 10 Sep 2015 17:20:57 EST EOX91eO7 No.24204
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IS IT WORTH THE HASSLE?
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Lydia Dramblemock - Fri, 11 Sep 2015 19:49:51 EST HibXhVgL No.24206 Reply
You mean shitting in a bottle?
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Archie Serrywell - Sat, 12 Sep 2015 12:21:59 EST dxrFbHGv No.24209 Reply
>>24204
brah
i got shit farts for yo ass
heh farting bitch SHITTING on himself tho heh
shits and farts for fun brah bitch get my stank on yo silly ass heh bitch get come get it got me doin the stanky leg lol farts tho....
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CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Sat, 12 Sep 2015 22:49:09 EST 9CL/JKPH No.24211 Reply
no hasle mang u just shit n hufffffffffffffff brah
but get dat $tank from a jolly negro afroeurasiamericaner and it, ooooooooh boy! gets ya right jolly schmackered to the jenkth degree mah nigg u kno m sayen

afro jenk r nuthin

Jenking while driving

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- Sun, 23 Aug 2015 23:09:41 EST 5kNRcQII No.24175
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Had a terrible experience the other day, got hurt very bad in the search for a new level of jenking. The regular jenkinoid content of my current hook-ups strain (Jenk from a polish man who only eats sauerkraut) wasnt getting me the effects I learned to love over the past few years, i wanted to try something unreal. I hooked up the EGR valve in my car through a tube , connected to my jenk balloon. I had been fermenting this jenk a good while, I usually wait a good month or two before I huff, but this time work got in the way so my tolerance was low and the jenk was ripe. Me and my buddy were gonna go for tacobell as he wanted to try fermenting his own batch at home, hes new to the jenk scene. he said he had never done it and that surprised me he wanted to make his own without knowing how it would feel. I pointed out my setup I had under my seat, he was wondering what the tube was for and i showed him how true jenkers have their trips. having craved the sweet jenk for months I had to show him how it was done. we had just driven the car maybe 1 minute so the exhaust was still extremely rich, i pinched the balloon put it up to my lips, and woke up in the hospital with broken foot cuts everywhere, my friend had a concussion and broke his right shoulder. He said as i huffed the jenk he literally saw crystalline structure forming around my lips. dont ever try to jenk and drive, its more than you can handle
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Archie Serrywell - Sat, 12 Sep 2015 12:19:55 EST dxrFbHGv No.24208 Reply
>>24175
i've had pretty bad experiences with jenking and driving aswell dude. not sure why not many people here touch base on this subject. almost got into an accident yesterday when i was jenked out of my fucking mid.. anyways i was driving and saw a huggies diaper factory thinking there was full of shit inside, only problem was it was on the opposite side of the highway i was on. i drove into the uturn area and drove into on coming traffic to get to the exit where the factory was at cause i was pretty set on getting into the warehouse to huff all the fresh baby shit (in my mind it was a jenk factory) huffeufufuff fosdosad

huueufffff
huuuuu
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CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Sat, 12 Sep 2015 22:46:21 EST 9CL/JKPH No.24210 Reply
bpuh u wana huff thet jenkam hehehehehehehe i got dun replaced the AC fluid in truck wit dat fire butt juice now wen i turn on the ac and blows PURE JEKN into the cockpit (lol cokc)_ of my truck ahahahaahhahahahahahahahahaha jenkndrive errday nig

I AM A JENK CHEMIST

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- Wed, 10 Jun 2015 15:01:29 EST 7NrUa4ym No.24062
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I've been doing all kinds of promising research in the field of Jenkem chemistry.

"Bufotenine and N,N-dimethyltryptamine (DMT) are hallucinogenic dimethylated indolethylamines (DMIAs) formed from serotonin and tryptamine by the enzyme indolethylamine N-methyltransferase (INMT) ubiquitously present in non-neural tissues. In mammals, endogenous bufotenine and DMT have been identified only in human urine."

Not only have I identified the active constituent in a jenk trip, I have also isolated the key reaction mechanism behind it's production. I believe this research will lead to mass production of jenk.

"A new finding was the detection of large amounts of bufotenine in stools, which may be an indication of its role in intestinal function. It is suggested that fecal and urinary bufotenine originate from epithelial cells of the intestine and the kidney, respectively, although the possibility of their synthesis by intestinal bacteria cannot be excluded."

Bufotenin 3-(2-Dimethylaminoethyl)-1H-indol-5-ol
5-HO-DMT
N,N-dimethylserotonin
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bufotenin

"Bufotenin was first isolated from toad skin, and named by the Austrian chemist Handovsky at the University of Prague during World War I. The structure of bufotenine was first confirmed in 1934 by Heinrich Wieland’s laboratory in Munich, and the first reported synthesis of bufotenine was by Toshio Hoshino and Kenya Shimodaira in 1935."

It has been previously thought that the psychoactive properties of Jenk were caused by Methane Gas, but it was unknown as to exactly how this produced an hour long trip that was more similar to a tryptamine than an inhalant.

With this information on the jenkem molecule we can research more efficient Bufotenin production, analogues , perhaps a "JiHKAL - Jenkamines I have known and loved".
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CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Thu, 03 Sep 2015 17:29:15 EST t3AVRqvx No.24197 Reply
>>24196
>misused as a psychedelic
Yeah. As if that's not the way most people possessing bufotenin intend to use it.
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Lydia Dramblemock - Fri, 11 Sep 2015 19:48:48 EST HibXhVgL No.24205 Reply
Well that would not matter because befotenine is only really active when compusted because it changes its chemicals structure, I mean, it is but you would also have to take an maoi, to get worse, and more unhealthy effects the combusted. and in the amounts you are talking is not nearly enough to cause the main psychoactive effects, which are methane intoxication.

>long trip that was more similar to a tryptamine than an inhalant.
Inhalants cause a variety of effects, and effects have variety emotional expressions. Ketamine, and feel like being drunk, diethyl ether can feel like salvia.


Serious question

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- Mon, 24 Aug 2015 15:49:12 EST +JOEFS7D No.24176
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Are there any harms / negative effects on the body/mind after huffing this shit for years?
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CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Mon, 07 Sep 2015 23:08:39 EST YVtPqfG5 No.24201 Reply
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No, it's completely safe if you remember to take a breath of fresh air once every 45 seconds or so. Unlike gasoline, toluene, or other inhalants, jenk actually works on jenkenoid receptors instead of depriving you of oxygen.

>>24198
I would gladly massage her belly to induce the bowel rumblings. After five or ten minutes, Emma would be like "Come on now, let me go to the loo!" but I would have thought of that ahead of time. Words of advice from a jenkie: Never take someone to a place with a bathroom if you want to capture his/her shit for making jenkem; that way, he/she is forced to use the bottle.

She'd grow more and more desperate for relief, eventually giving in to the idea of pooping in my jenk bottle. Then, as she let go and her thick turd slid down the inside of the bottleneck, I'd place another bottle in front of her urethra to capture the impending stream of pee. You know why I'd get #1 and #2 separate? Because it makes danker jenk if you heat up the urine to 120°C but leave the poop at body temperature before combining them.

The more you know.

Also, why does her right leg look so much tanner than her right?
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CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Sat, 12 Sep 2015 22:56:33 EST 9CL/JKPH No.24213 Reply
>>24203
yo emma b janky bruh\\

like muh jank stank hhehehe

shit source

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- Mon, 07 Sep 2015 04:34:58 EST gAoyPW46 No.24200
File: 1441614898191.jpg -(88453B / 86.38KB, 640x512) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. shit source
anone got som tips for butt sources

most people prolly just use their oewn shit but tbh thats fuking nasty as fuck my own shit rank so i paid some girl i know who desparate enouhg to shit at my house i tell her im into watching girls shit but I just want that end product nyways and then i save that shit to ferment but that might come to and end so bump with some ideas on how to get some shit female preferred thanks and god bless

JENK STASH

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- Sat, 01 Aug 2015 12:36:22 EST irEfJ/61 No.24152
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Hey, /jenk/, my friends don't believe jenkem is a real thing people do. So prove them wrong, post pictures of your jenk stash. Sorry I don't have one to start with, I'm a /weed/ fag who hasn't started their jenk operation yet.
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Frederick Greenfield - Tue, 18 Aug 2015 21:37:17 EST WnLw+D/W No.24165 Reply
>>24156
you need no concentrate the methane and use UV light aswell as heat to catalyse it into jenkane

Basic Jenk dude
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Basil Shakebanks - Thu, 27 Aug 2015 16:33:20 EST nutRCbF2 No.24184 Reply
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Here's a picture of a couple of ladies really getting into their Jenk experience.
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Doris Nundleville - Sun, 30 Aug 2015 15:24:24 EST HdLEHZft No.24188 Reply
>>24156
fuckin gross dude I'd never accept a shotgun from a guy

Does butt chugging really work?

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- Wed, 19 Aug 2015 23:34:33 EST m1SajCVF No.24170
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Well does it?
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Basil Shakebanks - Thu, 27 Aug 2015 16:27:02 EST nutRCbF2 No.24183 Reply
With the Jenk, your asshole is exit only, bro.

help me understand

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- Wed, 26 Aug 2015 21:12:17 EST Y/7sBNlW No.24180
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I had never even heard of jenking untill recently and i probably will never do it- but before I judge i wanted to know whats it like? how do you do it etc? i want to learn everything. halp me

God of 420chan The shaman known as anyone

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- Wed, 05 Aug 2015 00:08:43 EST BWZGygxY No.24159
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