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420chan is Getting Overhauled - Changelog/Bug Report/Request Thread (Updated July 26)

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- Wed, 14 Oct 2015 21:12:32 EST V6RfeIm3 No.24270
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I'm pretty sure I had my 1st Jenk experience today, let me explain: I'm an Opiate addict & I woke up today dopesick like every morning. I live about a 5 min walk from my dealer so I head out the door. After making my purchase I couldn't walk home fast enough so I stop at a construction site about halfway home. I noticed there was one of those blue porta-potty/outhouse thingies so I rush inside to boot up. Holy FUCKING shit was it rank! I'm talking about layers upon layers of many people's shit and piss all piled in there. Oh well, I'm sick so I man up and do my shot. As soon as the H rush was over I was hit by something I can not explain. It was rush like never before, something like /opi/ /benz/ /dis/ /psy/ /del/ /stim/ /weed/ /other/ all rolled up together. Then 8 hrs later I wake up still in the portapotty. Damn guys, I was skeptical at first but now I want more of this Jenk. I'm pretty sure Jenk will replace the Junk for me.
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Charlotte Pittcocke - Thu, 15 Oct 2015 11:29:29 EST V7nnaO2J No.24271 Reply
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Sounds like something that would happen to me lol.

I usually filter out the poo corns with a strainer and then grind them up with my weed grinder for smoking or railing the poo corn dust. It's honestly more intense than a few hits of crack from my experience...
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Charlotte Pittcocke - Thu, 15 Oct 2015 11:32:13 EST V7nnaO2J No.24272 Reply
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>>24271
here's a batch I took from a portapotty that was right next to this work site of Mexicans. there was lots of poo poo corns as you can see. I was fucked up pretty bad that day after railing these

Jenk Blender

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- Sat, 03 Oct 2015 08:09:49 EST o6g+9KsO No.24240
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This should totally be a thing. Why only huff your own jenk while you can mix it with other peoples stuff? And I think it's obvious a normal blender won't do the trick.
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Cornelius Chudgewater - Mon, 12 Oct 2015 22:54:39 EST mp+S/DkE No.24268 Reply
Naw dawg I got the best jenk in my county. I follow a secret diet I've developed over the years and my intestinal flora are top notch. Shit was so good I got hooked on it and pretty messed up, but I cleaned up and now I just sell my stews to the people around my city. They all tell me it's the best.

Farting into yourself?

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- Sun, 11 Oct 2015 14:32:42 EST dxrFbHGv No.24265
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Is this possible? Is there a way to invert my anus and direct the gasses back into my bowels so I can get high everytime I fart?

Heh.

Give me several farts and I won't stop coming back, my stench game is too stanky and you dudes don't even inhale my own farts heh...

Shit I have diarrhea corn poos in my ears all I hear is farts bitch heh


heh
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Phineas Fecklefoot - Sun, 11 Oct 2015 14:36:48 EST dxrFbHGv No.24266 Reply
by the way, fartsing is my second middle name
\lol dude, i've give n many farts into myself before just waant it permanant heh

shit sorry for double post nb i

just far

t

hi


A. Serious. Question.

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- Mon, 28 Sep 2015 16:03:22 EST t793Dgj8 No.24225
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This is a very very very serious question...
JK it aint..
But, is the jenkem the real deal, will it really get me "high", or i should stick to my /del/'s?
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tαιma - Sat, 03 Oct 2015 09:38:49 EST H1NWWzgd No.24241 Reply
i need to get my shit together and make jenkem.
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Edwin Greenlock - Sun, 04 Oct 2015 10:25:49 EST V7nnaO2J No.24242 Reply
>>24241
literally.
heh.
btw,,

Give My Farts A Lesson In Huffing

Thanks Brah, sell em' what i told ya' heh stinky is my middle name got plenty of poop plopping down my leg lol ew nah brah ya man got the stankiest jankems

Eat da poo poo

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!!UlD/KD0K - Tue, 06 Oct 2015 23:13:38 EST +ibUZIDn No.24248
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If I eat my poop would it have the same effect as sniffing it?
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Phyllis Worthingfuck - Sat, 10 Oct 2015 19:02:53 EST uMDFTtLO No.24258 Reply
>>24248
No. There's plenty of scat porn out there where people eat shit and don't start tripping their asses off. As far as I know, it's all about dat jenkane gas produced as the shit and piss ferments. That's all I've used, anyway.

Selling jenk

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- Tue, 29 Sep 2015 23:54:37 EST XqbNLWmF No.24229
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Does jenk have any illegal substances in it?
I'm in need of a little extra income but I don't want to do anything that might get me in trouble
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Ebenezer Settingstone - Fri, 02 Oct 2015 18:53:45 EST XqbNLWmF No.24238 Reply
Okay so I was thinking maybe I could dehydrate it then press it into sheets or tablet form that could then be rehydrated when one wants to consume it

I'd call it Instant Stank, good idea or bad?
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CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Tue, 06 Oct 2015 01:15:11 EST 5KaQMtSo No.24244 Reply
>>24238
I don't think that would work; you really need live, active bacteria to keep the jenk gases a-flowin'.
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Cyril Famblewill - Tue, 06 Oct 2015 22:07:27 EST V7nnaO2J No.24247 Reply
>>24244
For example inhaling my own farts through a straw whilst huefjfas ghjsd

heuh

farts

give or a take a few

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- Thu, 01 Oct 2015 21:32:32 EST V7nnaO2J No.24235
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wht kinda farts come before your own ones??
lgiven like my jenk alboratory ill am be shitting special brews this christmas lol
heh

like can i get a woot woot
all your base are belong to us heh


farts though....

I'll just leave this here...

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- Tue, 29 Sep 2015 08:27:11 EST zyTW1i/r No.24226
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https://encyclopediadramatica.se/7ols

I drank my own piss once, but it didn't have mountain jew in it so I didn't gain this man's power..
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Raspbart Chucklevest - Tue, 29 Sep 2015 08:31:21 EST zyTW1i/r No.24227 Reply
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>>24226

Smoke merlebeans everyday and drink mountain jew.

Post your rigs

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- Fri, 25 Sep 2015 15:56:48 EST JVlGuWQk No.24223
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Here's mine. Just a standard, victorian jenkpipe.

Raw buttopium goes inside, leave it to heat up for a while and huff through the mouthpiece.
It's not as potent as fermented jenk, but I hate waiting.

This also raises the question. What do you think of insta-jenk or "kettlejenk" over properly fermented jenk?
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Eliza Fullerlock - Fri, 25 Sep 2015 16:26:30 EST V7nnaO2J No.24224 Reply
>>24223
>What do you think of insta-jenk or "kettlejenk" over properly fermented jenk?
Same thing to me honestly.. I sometimes have insta-jenk in the morning before work. I usually use my morning dump butt hash since it's fresh out of my colon which gets me pretty fucked because the methane gasses and jenkinoids are pretty fresh. If I don't have time to boil my butt hash I'll just slice up about 5-8 turds to snack on in a ziplock bag when I'm on on the run or driving somewhere

Harrison study scrubbed from Internet?

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- Sat, 29 Aug 2015 05:40:31 EST bQcciWi5 No.24187
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I can't find Medicinal Properties of Jenkem and Jenkane[i/] ANYWHERE online anymore.

What happened? I was going to use it in an Internet debate on medical jenk. It's GONE.
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Faggy Hondlebanks - Tue, 01 Sep 2015 19:44:10 EST hkT0XWfj No.24194 Reply
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ITS A FUCKIN GCCOMSPIRACY I TELL YOU MAN EVER SINCE WE CALLED UP ALIBABA CHINA AND GOT A KILO OF THAT BACTERIA THAT MAKES THE JENK FERMENT MAN NORMALLY BINGING ON JENK DONT MAKE ME THIS PARANOID BUT FUCK
WEVE
BEEN
SELLING
WATER BALLONNS OF JENK FUMES FASTER THAN HEROIN STAMPS IN THIS BURROUGH
I THINK THE DEA IS CATCHING ON
WUICK ERRYYYYONE STOCK UP ON THAT JENK BACTERIA

YOU THINK MORPHINE YEAST WILL BE BIG?

JENK CHEMISTRY IS THE NEXT METH LABS. THIS SHIT IS EASIER THAN SHAKE AND BAKE YOU FAKE FAKE FAKE F KSKSKMFKDFKJFFJKSDJSIIAOFUAFAKKOT S FAKKOTS FAKKOTS!!!OOKFOKDOKOKOKODKOSKDOKOKOWEKOKOK433356

THIS IS THE NEW FUCKING HEROIN!!!
CORNER BOYS ARE CATCHING ONTOO

Does the shade of the shit matter?

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- Fri, 28 Aug 2015 21:01:36 EST EtN5SLGe No.24186
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So I am trying to get a real nice batch of some Xmas/NewYear celebration jenk. But I am I got a green tint going on. Now will this effect my brew in anyway or maybe its like the crux of all Jenk?
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CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Sun, 20 Sep 2015 19:47:35 EST zvhTY8rb No.24217 Reply
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Really?! You're going to keep the same batch of jenkem all the way until Christmas? That takes some serious self control, but I bet it'll knock your socks off once you finally huff!

You know what green shit typically means? Unless you've been eating far too many green vegetables, it means your shit passed a little too quickly through the intestine, and the bile acids didn't have time to do their job and get reabsorbed like they should have. Your green feces is now able to absorb more fats than the average feces. I suggest you get fancy and add some truffle oil; it's for the holidays after all! The oil does little to get you high, but it makes the jenk experience that much more elegant.
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Fucking Faffingville - Mon, 21 Sep 2015 18:32:25 EST dxrFbHGv No.24218 Reply
>>24217
This.
Also try typing with your anus from time to time. Once you switch back to your hands, your finger tips will absorb the jenkane that will be fermenting on your keys, which is good if you're on the computer a lot and want to "pre load" before jenking.

Last new years I attached two straws from my anus into each nostril and inhaled a fart while huffing jenk at the same time... I was shit faced.. not sure if I'd do it again because as it hit me (which was within seconds) it felt like I died for a split second and it scared the shit out of me. After that it was fun but I didn't like the initial buzz, was more like a horrific bad trip for a couple of seconds, bad enough to make me second guess doing it again honestly.
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Ian Honeyridge - Tue, 22 Sep 2015 13:23:47 EST V7nnaO2J No.24221 Reply
>>24218
I do the same thing. I love inhaling my own gasses straight from my anal cavity through two straws, best method imo. Sometimes I put my diarrhea in a strainer to filter out all of the poo corns which I'll grind up in a coffee grinder for Jenkane Diarrhea Corn Soup. Shit gets you fucked up though for real, visuals after a few minutes of drinking.

DOES JENK AND COKAINE MIX????!!!!!?

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- Tue, 22 Sep 2015 01:32:14 EST UvaRrUuD No.24219
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i DONT WANT MY HERT TO ASSPLODE... PLEASE HELP I WANNA GET HIGHER THAN EVERY BEFORE BUTT (he he he heh) i DONT WANNA DIE TONGIHT... PLEASE /JENK/
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Ian Honeyridge - Tue, 22 Sep 2015 13:21:14 EST V7nnaO2J No.24220 Reply
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Heh. Gpt them farts tho lol heh farts.. bitch i got said you didnt jenkane last night shit got my shit get farted kid lmao like i got time for these gasseous platoons

May actually try jenk, not jk

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- Fri, 11 Sep 2015 20:55:04 EST HibXhVgL No.24207
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>Just what is the perfect bottle for making jenk?
>Empty prone butt because of healthy diet, what should I do?
>Not eating any sweat things, will that cause my jank to be too dank?
>Know what the best balloon to use is?
>Everybody seems to be scared of jenk, should they?
>May actually do this, not even kidding, what should I worry about?

Can I get some answers?

Also is the main psychoactive, Hydrogen Sulfide, or Methane?
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Clara Hunningstock - Thu, 17 Sep 2015 20:42:35 EST WnLw+D/W No.24216 Reply
>Methoxyjenkylamine, also known as MOJ is a chemically alterred molecule derived from the Jenkane chemical extracted from Jenkem.

nb

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