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Do terpenes fuck up your jenk?

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- Wed, 09 Dec 2015 01:25:04 EST UDs0GXpt No.24328
File: 1449642304663.png -(98666B / 96.35KB, 229x325) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Do terpenes fuck up your jenk?
I switched up my weed habit from smoking to eating and now it pretty much smells like theres 10 ferrets in the room when I fart. Is this going to affect my jenk? I make my own, don't trust dealers and I know that a lot of terpenes are supposed to be antibiotics of some sort.
Also I grow my weed too and is there a strain I should switch to for edibles and jenkmaking?
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Augustus Sullerwell - Wed, 09 Dec 2015 01:41:57 EST V7nnaO2J No.24332 Reply
I tickle my anus so that it laughs out the farts a little quicker, hehe.
Sidney Femmletitch - Wed, 09 Dec 2015 03:25:58 EST kyho4oOE No.24333 Reply
Forgot to say that my shit smells as skunky as my farts
Sidney Femmletitch - Wed, 09 Dec 2015 16:06:29 EST kyho4oOE No.24335 Reply
Even as an experienced ASStronaut I'm not sure I can handle this stuff. Ate 3g of Gorilla Glue #4 yesterday and now my shit smell like someone discovered the mass graves left over from some sort of skunk holocaust on a christmas tree farm.

Apple jenk

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- Sat, 28 Nov 2015 01:41:07 EST W4ebkd84 No.24312
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>Former Apple worker (37) jailed for causing €15,000 worth of damage to luxury flat by storing excrement and urine there for three months
>The storage by Robert Kummer (37) of hundreds of bags of his own excrement and bottles of urine resulted in a major public health scare.

He made some jenk to treat his depression but now he's being punished. How unfair.

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Hannah Brookshaw - Sat, 05 Dec 2015 13:48:12 EST KqRlx2KN No.24324 Reply
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Urban Legend? Or not...

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- Sun, 29 Nov 2015 07:55:58 EST 6R5AcsBb No.24317
File: 1448801758530.jpg -(12056B / 11.77KB, 124x150) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Urban Legend? Or not...
I've heard tell from a seasoned jenkie that there is a super rare jenk that is 100% non addictive without withdrawal symptoms. I tried to find out some more about it, but he just put his fedora on backwards and nodded off with a brown ring of shit around his mouth. Any diet advice to make my gut enzymes make that fabled god-jenkem?
CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Tue, 01 Dec 2015 21:23:38 EST EPyVj4pN No.24321 Reply
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It usually only happens when the producer is in a state of zen. Look for Buddhist monks; they make some of the cleanest jenk out there.

Jenk haikus

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- Mon, 30 Nov 2015 08:29:40 EST ygNicoaF No.24319
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In flesh-cave dwelling
My intoxicating love
Show me your brown world
James Gibbertidge - Mon, 30 Nov 2015 13:54:40 EST V7nnaO2J No.24320 Reply
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Stench best sniffed
Is a stench best huffed
Give me thine anus, it's my best love


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- Fri, 27 Nov 2015 02:19:10 EST J4U6kMj+ No.24310
File: 1448608750551.jpg -(35135B / 34.31KB, 393x640) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. WHY DOSE THIS BOARD EXIST!
also post spitirual jenkem expirences...
mine was when i realised wtf i was doin that there was no god!
Cornelius Hizzledug - Sat, 28 Nov 2015 18:37:16 EST V7nnaO2J No.24316 Reply
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This board exists for the Soul Purpose of farting, farts, shits, shitting, diarrhea poo poo corns, and poo corn

Vancouver, Canada

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- Tue, 24 Nov 2015 13:28:57 EST uMtvDffF No.24306
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I need to know where is the best place to go to find prime jenk in this city, all the junkies on the DTES just laugh ay ee.
Samuel Hinningson - Tue, 24 Nov 2015 13:33:13 EST XqbNLWmF No.24307 Reply
You could try your local zoo
They always have loads of jenk they need to get off their hands
It's not the best quality, but it's cheap


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- Tue, 24 Nov 2015 11:18:27 EST XqbNLWmF No.24304
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>mfw cutting my product with chocolate, van dyke brown paint and rat poison
That'll show those shithuffers
CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Wed, 25 Nov 2015 08:27:47 EST 7SmWzWGV No.24308 Reply
Fucking scumbag.

A real jenkie wouldn't buy your shitty cut product anyhow. He'd be able to tell the difference just by observing the viscosity, color, chunks, and condensation inside the jar.

Straight from the source

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!JdWYp.SRSM - Sun, 25 Oct 2015 16:31:10 EST FsWtB7TM No.24278
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Beatrice Greenbanks - Thu, 05 Nov 2015 04:19:06 EST 6R5AcsBb No.24293 Reply
>>24280 holy shit, that shit is spelling out a word in cursive or something...
Ingz... lol its like graffiti tagging except you do it with your asshole. #butthashtagging
Cyril Suckleshaw - Fri, 13 Nov 2015 17:29:34 EST tdD5YN/R No.24301 Reply
lmao you arent letting it ferment, the jenkaline wont even be in the .01%
fucking lol

herf jank evdry

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- Sun, 11 May 2014 12:32:21 EST jZJWnbb8 No.23184
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methane is real
jenkyline aint
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Jenk-addicted brother

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- Fri, 30 Oct 2015 06:37:45 EST XqbNLWmF No.24289
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Hi /jenk/ I need help
My brother has a jenk addiction that is, quite frankly, ruining his life
He quit his job so he can stay home and huff jenk while playing video games all day
He's gotten into trouble with the law more than once... breaking into restrooms, stealing shit from toilets (even got a few larceny charges because it technically isn't his property)
He's always in a jenked out haze... I don't even feel like my real brother is there anymore
He used to be so loving, so warm and friendly. Everybody loved him. But now nobody wants to be around him because they're too afraid he's gonna snap and try to steal their poo. I don't think he even loves me anymore... he just views me as a shit factory he can get high on, breaking into the bathroom when I'm going number two because he (and I quote) "could smell the siren's stench", forcing me off the potty and stuffing all of my shit into plastic bags. He's supposed to be my brother. We're supposed to have each other's backs but now he's this unrecognizable CREATURE.

Oh and he's always stealing my money because he owes "some guy" (aka his jenk dealer) all of this money and I'm afraid he might be mixed up in something really bad this time around. Maybe the Jenk mafia?

He just... he isn't the same. I want him back. How can I get him back? I'm at my wits end. I'm afraid he'll end up dead on the streets with shit smeared all over him if he keeps going on like this...
Albert Necklesack - Sat, 31 Oct 2015 09:00:56 EST wNfbm9fU No.24291 Reply
I bet you're the kind of square that calls us all "jenkies" and treats us like trash. Fuck you man. If your brother is "addicted" to jenk, he is also addicted to enlightenment. Jenk is a wonderful chemical, yiou're just a pussy ass bitch fuck off

*takes hit of jenk*

OP is faaaggggg
Tookie - Wed, 11 Nov 2015 21:58:53 EST oTX0OreK No.24299 Reply
Oh my god, I haven't laughed this much in a long time. I totally lost it at "could smell the siren's stench". Watch out, your brother is going to turn into a turd soon. Good luck keeping him away from this shit.

Todays jenk scene

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- Thu, 29 Oct 2015 07:34:34 EST IKMOuTZU No.24286
File: 1446118474146.jpg -(176670B / 172.53KB, 1000x750) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Todays jenk scene
I used to do a lot of jenk but eventually quit, looking to get back in the game now because I lost everything I love and at least I can love my jenk
What's some good strains today? Is there any new trends? I heard something about jenk-infused vape-liquid
Polly Blizzlesedging - Thu, 29 Oct 2015 12:39:58 EST V7nnaO2J No.24287 Reply
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Heh. The ol' Vaporrhea. Love it.

It's diarrhea juice and ground poo corn fused with fart jenkinoids all mixed together for one dank formula. Would highly recommend.


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- Mon, 26 Oct 2015 08:59:20 EST zpKddosa No.24282
File: 1445864360013.jpg -(5208B / 5.09KB, 259x194) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. LOST 50 LBS. ON THIS
KFTchan !owU3wSU682 - Mon, 26 Oct 2015 18:24:13 EST 0akGiHet No.24284 Reply
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yo dawgg its prolly cuz the urge to shit gets so high

u wan shit to get more o dat jeken nig u knom sayen hahaha

u shit out half ur body

The farting community

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- Mon, 19 Oct 2015 19:46:40 EST V7nnaO2J No.24275
File: 1445298400535.png -(1010841B / 987.15KB, 1300x466) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. The farting community
Love you guys so much :'(
I don't know what I would do without my fellow farters and turd tasters..

Love live the gas. Farts forever...


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- Wed, 14 Oct 2015 21:12:32 EST V6RfeIm3 No.24270
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I'm pretty sure I had my 1st Jenk experience today, let me explain: I'm an Opiate addict & I woke up today dopesick like every morning. I live about a 5 min walk from my dealer so I head out the door. After making my purchase I couldn't walk home fast enough so I stop at a construction site about halfway home. I noticed there was one of those blue porta-potty/outhouse thingies so I rush inside to boot up. Holy FUCKING shit was it rank! I'm talking about layers upon layers of many people's shit and piss all piled in there. Oh well, I'm sick so I man up and do my shot. As soon as the H rush was over I was hit by something I can not explain. It was rush like never before, something like /opi/ /benz/ /dis/ /psy/ /del/ /stim/ /weed/ /other/ all rolled up together. Then 8 hrs later I wake up still in the portapotty. Damn guys, I was skeptical at first but now I want more of this Jenk. I'm pretty sure Jenk will replace the Junk for me.
Charlotte Pittcocke - Thu, 15 Oct 2015 11:29:29 EST V7nnaO2J No.24271 Reply
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Sounds like something that would happen to me lol.

I usually filter out the poo corns with a strainer and then grind them up with my weed grinder for smoking or railing the poo corn dust. It's honestly more intense than a few hits of crack from my experience...
Charlotte Pittcocke - Thu, 15 Oct 2015 11:32:13 EST V7nnaO2J No.24272 Reply
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here's a batch I took from a portapotty that was right next to this work site of Mexicans. there was lots of poo poo corns as you can see. I was fucked up pretty bad that day after railing these

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