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- Tue, 06 Oct 2015 10:08:56 EST JVlGuWQk No.24245
File: 1444140536787.jpg -(299110B / 292.10KB, 1024x768) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. HELP ME

My secret lab just exploded, my Dad has no idea I was using the spare room to brew jenk and it fucking exploded. I don't know what I did wrong, I think I got the measurements wrong but my Dad is going to be home in 2 hours. There's no fucking way I can clean all this up.

I think I'm ODing from the fumes.
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Faggy Pangerdale - Wed, 11 Nov 2015 00:02:12 EST V7nnaO2J No.24296 Reply
give my scent a two or inches of them heh shit slangin my nut sack heh farts got my nuts smelling like cheeto kk
Barnaby Conningson - Wed, 23 Dec 2015 15:14:01 EST P8dS+hA1 No.24352 Reply
woah glad they censored her snatch my sensibilities were almost rustled


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- Mon, 08 Feb 2016 09:03:53 EST +Wr1zEc6 No.24394
File: 1454940233804.png -(150570B / 147.04KB, 309x319) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. JENK VIDS
Could anyone provide a personal step by step of you or someone you know performing the poo poo platter?
CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Fri, 12 Feb 2016 16:32:42 EST EPyVj4pN No.24398 Reply
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huff huff pass

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- Tue, 23 Feb 2016 16:08:07 EST h7CEBLmA No.24408
File: 1456261687323.jpg -(77791B / 75.97KB, 600x768) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. huff huff pass
Molly Crobblehed - Tue, 23 Feb 2016 16:09:18 EST h7CEBLmA No.24409 Reply
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to jenked to rememner to type.

tell me aboot your pas Jenkem experiences.

jenk pipes?

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- Sat, 06 Feb 2016 17:18:26 EST a4NOJ4R7 No.24390
File: 1454797106330.jpg -(54457B / 53.18KB, 500x508) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. jenk pipes?
If I made a pipe out of dried shit and smoke my weeds out of it, do u think i would a jenk buzz on top of the weed high?
Fanny Clengershaw - Sun, 07 Feb 2016 02:49:22 EST gvuUoNPH No.24392 Reply
I can confirm that you do in fact get a slight buzz, more nuanced that merely a buzz though, it's more of a "heady" experience than huffin' jenk. But if you've already got a large jenk tolerance, the buzz is largely indescribable (in my experience).

Might as well just huff.

Alternatively (this is expensive though), you can each a shit load of bud, then poop out a column of canna-poo (fecal marijuana), and smoke that.
Fanny Clengershaw - Sun, 07 Feb 2016 02:51:05 EST gvuUoNPH No.24393 Reply
>more nuanced that merely a buzz

>you can each a shit load of bud

god i'm such a ditz sometimes!

New possiblites with jenkem

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- Wed, 06 Jan 2016 16:50:10 EST 4FDQdxSt No.24362
File: 1452117010785.gif -(1025410B / 1001.38KB, 500x383) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. New possiblites with jenkem
So i came up with this idea for an new type of drink. It going to be a mixture of white whine and the brown dragon. I'm also going to name is shartdonnay

fucking shit

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- Thu, 28 Jan 2016 20:36:03 EST UfMHHkgp No.24381
File: 1454031363274.png -(204562B / 199.77KB, 400x400) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. fucking shit
...literally ok guys I have diahrrea right now, would this be a good material to make jenk? I mean is not too liquid to proper fermntation? experiences?

>my current shit smells like death I don't think I can use this to jenkemize
Nigel Picklefodge - Fri, 29 Jan 2016 20:38:29 EST nl6+SB7x No.24382 Reply
Diarrhea jenk is fine, sometimes it's even BETTER than normal jenk because the jenk molecules go right through your lungs in my favorite method: vape pen. Get one of those suckers, put the jenk soup into the cartridge, and vape up.

Jet > Jenkem

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- Wed, 30 Sep 2015 17:31:31 EST LU+Nvayn No.24231
File: 1443648691662.jpg -(147540B / 144.08KB, 862x677) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Jet > Jenkem
Jet is made from mutated two headed cow shit. It can be used in a fight to make you fast and strong.

Jenkem is made from non mutated human drug addicts.
It makes you retarded and post stupid pictures on anonmyous message boards.

Jet is by far superior
>Prove me wrong

Jet and mentats is the best combo ever imo.

Pic related, me and my boy out on a Jet bender.
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Barnaby Gamblelotch - Fri, 16 Oct 2015 17:40:33 EST Eh4PPRUa No.24274 Reply
Obviously it just depends on whether you are trying to fight or be stupid on the internet.
Vault dweller - Mon, 18 Jan 2016 20:03:15 EST paN2IdBx No.24374 Reply
Im working on a new super jet recipe that combines the effects of psycho.

my piff is strong

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- Fri, 15 Jan 2016 02:53:36 EST vhjqOS/S No.24370
File: 1452844416834.jpg -(13160B / 12.85KB, 349x232) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. my piff is strong
CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Fri, 15 Jan 2016 23:43:51 EST EPyVj4pN No.24372 Reply
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>mfw jenk bonging

Jenkem Withdrawals

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- Fri, 08 Jan 2016 14:50:52 EST Hf1ZoirJ No.24366
File: 1452282652060.jpg -(85823B / 83.81KB, 720x576) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Jenkem Withdrawals
I am in big shit. Feeling really sick right now. I have not jenked for two days now. I kind got into jenkem a few years ago and close after that started production myself. Now after 7 years of producing and happily using jenkem the cops busted me. They took al my supplies, not only the high tech stuff like my pressurized gas extractors but also my experimentation bottles and balloons. Trying to get a small jenkem line going again for personal use but these will at least take 2 weeks to finish up. Anyone out there got some quick fix for jenkhead lke my. Thought about the direct anal to nostril tube thing but I don't know how I feel about mainlining jet.

Pic related: my chilling out with a fresh batch of pre-jenk before all this shit
Shitting Chonderkidging - Wed, 13 Jan 2016 01:54:26 EST 9ehfkbhE No.24368 Reply
>I am in big shit

Mr hanky

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- Sat, 26 Dec 2015 00:24:35 EST Ae7EAb/J No.24355
File: 1451107475585.jpg -(1153006B / 1.10MB, 1835x2751) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Mr hanky
The Christmas miracle
Archie Bendleback - Thu, 07 Jan 2016 07:02:09 EST X8zjvDcQ No.24365 Reply

Why wouldnt you yank the stank from the tank? Thats some dank jank. Fuck this shit i need a wank.

lookina get back in, lookina feel it

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- Tue, 05 Jan 2016 15:47:41 EST TMNAy5Sd No.24360
File: 1452026861114.jpg -(247940B / 242.13KB, 800x600) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. lookina get back in, lookina feel it
hey guys, been a while since ive waded through the brown mist, so to speak, any tips for someone who hasnt jenked their junk in a while?

Jenk from fish

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- Tue, 15 Dec 2015 03:42:46 EST BnXoDY+a No.24340
File: 1450168966636.jpg -(8626B / 8.42KB, 243x208) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Jenk from fish
What kind of high will fish jenk give you?
CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Tue, 15 Dec 2015 17:49:28 EST EPyVj4pN No.24341 Reply
Really scraping the bottom of the barrel, huh?

both figuratively AND literally

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