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Jenk-addicted brother

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- Fri, 30 Oct 2015 06:37:45 EST XqbNLWmF No.24289
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Hi /jenk/ I need help
My brother has a jenk addiction that is, quite frankly, ruining his life
He quit his job so he can stay home and huff jenk while playing video games all day
He's gotten into trouble with the law more than once... breaking into restrooms, stealing shit from toilets (even got a few larceny charges because it technically isn't his property)
He's always in a jenked out haze... I don't even feel like my real brother is there anymore
He used to be so loving, so warm and friendly. Everybody loved him. But now nobody wants to be around him because they're too afraid he's gonna snap and try to steal their poo. I don't think he even loves me anymore... he just views me as a shit factory he can get high on, breaking into the bathroom when I'm going number two because he (and I quote) "could smell the siren's stench", forcing me off the potty and stuffing all of my shit into plastic bags. He's supposed to be my brother. We're supposed to have each other's backs but now he's this unrecognizable CREATURE.

Oh and he's always stealing my money because he owes "some guy" (aka his jenk dealer) all of this money and I'm afraid he might be mixed up in something really bad this time around. Maybe the Jenk mafia?

He just... he isn't the same. I want him back. How can I get him back? I'm at my wits end. I'm afraid he'll end up dead on the streets with shit smeared all over him if he keeps going on like this...
Albert Necklesack - Sat, 31 Oct 2015 09:00:56 EST wNfbm9fU No.24291 Reply
I bet you're the kind of square that calls us all "jenkies" and treats us like trash. Fuck you man. If your brother is "addicted" to jenk, he is also addicted to enlightenment. Jenk is a wonderful chemical, yiou're just a pussy ass bitch fuck off

*takes hit of jenk*

OP is faaaggggg
Tookie - Wed, 11 Nov 2015 21:58:53 EST oTX0OreK No.24299 Reply
Oh my god, I haven't laughed this much in a long time. I totally lost it at "could smell the siren's stench". Watch out, your brother is going to turn into a turd soon. Good luck keeping him away from this shit.

Todays jenk scene

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- Thu, 29 Oct 2015 07:34:34 EST IKMOuTZU No.24286
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I used to do a lot of jenk but eventually quit, looking to get back in the game now because I lost everything I love and at least I can love my jenk
What's some good strains today? Is there any new trends? I heard something about jenk-infused vape-liquid
Polly Blizzlesedging - Thu, 29 Oct 2015 12:39:58 EST V7nnaO2J No.24287 Reply
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Heh. The ol' Vaporrhea. Love it.

It's diarrhea juice and ground poo corn fused with fart jenkinoids all mixed together for one dank formula. Would highly recommend.


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- Mon, 26 Oct 2015 08:59:20 EST zpKddosa No.24282
File: 1445864360013.jpg -(5208B / 5.09KB, 259x194) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. LOST 50 LBS. ON THIS
KFTchan !owU3wSU682 - Mon, 26 Oct 2015 18:24:13 EST 0akGiHet No.24284 Reply
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yo dawgg its prolly cuz the urge to shit gets so high

u wan shit to get more o dat jeken nig u knom sayen hahaha

u shit out half ur body

The farting community

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- Mon, 19 Oct 2015 19:46:40 EST V7nnaO2J No.24275
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Love you guys so much :'(
I don't know what I would do without my fellow farters and turd tasters..

Love live the gas. Farts forever...


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- Wed, 14 Oct 2015 21:12:32 EST V6RfeIm3 No.24270
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I'm pretty sure I had my 1st Jenk experience today, let me explain: I'm an Opiate addict & I woke up today dopesick like every morning. I live about a 5 min walk from my dealer so I head out the door. After making my purchase I couldn't walk home fast enough so I stop at a construction site about halfway home. I noticed there was one of those blue porta-potty/outhouse thingies so I rush inside to boot up. Holy FUCKING shit was it rank! I'm talking about layers upon layers of many people's shit and piss all piled in there. Oh well, I'm sick so I man up and do my shot. As soon as the H rush was over I was hit by something I can not explain. It was rush like never before, something like /opi/ /benz/ /dis/ /psy/ /del/ /stim/ /weed/ /other/ all rolled up together. Then 8 hrs later I wake up still in the portapotty. Damn guys, I was skeptical at first but now I want more of this Jenk. I'm pretty sure Jenk will replace the Junk for me.
Charlotte Pittcocke - Thu, 15 Oct 2015 11:29:29 EST V7nnaO2J No.24271 Reply
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Sounds like something that would happen to me lol.

I usually filter out the poo corns with a strainer and then grind them up with my weed grinder for smoking or railing the poo corn dust. It's honestly more intense than a few hits of crack from my experience...
Charlotte Pittcocke - Thu, 15 Oct 2015 11:32:13 EST V7nnaO2J No.24272 Reply
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here's a batch I took from a portapotty that was right next to this work site of Mexicans. there was lots of poo poo corns as you can see. I was fucked up pretty bad that day after railing these

Jenk Blender

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- Sat, 03 Oct 2015 08:09:49 EST o6g+9KsO No.24240
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This should totally be a thing. Why only huff your own jenk while you can mix it with other peoples stuff? And I think it's obvious a normal blender won't do the trick.
Cornelius Chudgewater - Mon, 12 Oct 2015 22:54:39 EST mp+S/DkE No.24268 Reply
Naw dawg I got the best jenk in my county. I follow a secret diet I've developed over the years and my intestinal flora are top notch. Shit was so good I got hooked on it and pretty messed up, but I cleaned up and now I just sell my stews to the people around my city. They all tell me it's the best.

Farting into yourself?

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- Sun, 11 Oct 2015 14:32:42 EST dxrFbHGv No.24265
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Is this possible? Is there a way to invert my anus and direct the gasses back into my bowels so I can get high everytime I fart?


Give me several farts and I won't stop coming back, my stench game is too stanky and you dudes don't even inhale my own farts heh...

Shit I have diarrhea corn poos in my ears all I hear is farts bitch heh

Phineas Fecklefoot - Sun, 11 Oct 2015 14:36:48 EST dxrFbHGv No.24266 Reply
by the way, fartsing is my second middle name
\lol dude, i've give n many farts into myself before just waant it permanant heh

shit sorry for double post nb i

just far



A. Serious. Question.

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- Mon, 28 Sep 2015 16:03:22 EST t793Dgj8 No.24225
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This is a very very very serious question...
JK it aint..
But, is the jenkem the real deal, will it really get me "high", or i should stick to my /del/'s?
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tαιma - Sat, 03 Oct 2015 09:38:49 EST H1NWWzgd No.24241 Reply
i need to get my shit together and make jenkem.
Edwin Greenlock - Sun, 04 Oct 2015 10:25:49 EST V7nnaO2J No.24242 Reply

Give My Farts A Lesson In Huffing

Thanks Brah, sell em' what i told ya' heh stinky is my middle name got plenty of poop plopping down my leg lol ew nah brah ya man got the stankiest jankems

Eat da poo poo

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!!UlD/KD0K - Tue, 06 Oct 2015 23:13:38 EST +ibUZIDn No.24248
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If I eat my poop would it have the same effect as sniffing it?
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Phyllis Worthingfuck - Sat, 10 Oct 2015 19:02:53 EST uMDFTtLO No.24258 Reply
No. There's plenty of scat porn out there where people eat shit and don't start tripping their asses off. As far as I know, it's all about dat jenkane gas produced as the shit and piss ferments. That's all I've used, anyway.

Selling jenk

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- Tue, 29 Sep 2015 23:54:37 EST XqbNLWmF No.24229
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Does jenk have any illegal substances in it?
I'm in need of a little extra income but I don't want to do anything that might get me in trouble
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Ebenezer Settingstone - Fri, 02 Oct 2015 18:53:45 EST XqbNLWmF No.24238 Reply
Okay so I was thinking maybe I could dehydrate it then press it into sheets or tablet form that could then be rehydrated when one wants to consume it

I'd call it Instant Stank, good idea or bad?
CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Tue, 06 Oct 2015 01:15:11 EST 5KaQMtSo No.24244 Reply
I don't think that would work; you really need live, active bacteria to keep the jenk gases a-flowin'.
Cyril Famblewill - Tue, 06 Oct 2015 22:07:27 EST V7nnaO2J No.24247 Reply
For example inhaling my own farts through a straw whilst huefjfas ghjsd



give or a take a few

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- Thu, 01 Oct 2015 21:32:32 EST V7nnaO2J No.24235
File: 1443749552029.jpg -(255901B / 249.90KB, 1024x768) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. give or a take a few
wht kinda farts come before your own ones??
lgiven like my jenk alboratory ill am be shitting special brews this christmas lol

like can i get a woot woot
all your base are belong to us heh

farts though....

I'll just leave this here...

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- Tue, 29 Sep 2015 08:27:11 EST zyTW1i/r No.24226
File: 1443529631785.jpg -(26521B / 25.90KB, 320x240) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. I'll just leave this here...

I drank my own piss once, but it didn't have mountain jew in it so I didn't gain this man's power..
Raspbart Chucklevest - Tue, 29 Sep 2015 08:31:21 EST zyTW1i/r No.24227 Reply
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Smoke merlebeans everyday and drink mountain jew.

Post your rigs

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- Fri, 25 Sep 2015 15:56:48 EST JVlGuWQk No.24223
File: 1443211008856.jpg -(108572B / 106.03KB, 1000x750) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Post your rigs
Here's mine. Just a standard, victorian jenkpipe.

Raw buttopium goes inside, leave it to heat up for a while and huff through the mouthpiece.
It's not as potent as fermented jenk, but I hate waiting.

This also raises the question. What do you think of insta-jenk or "kettlejenk" over properly fermented jenk?
Eliza Fullerlock - Fri, 25 Sep 2015 16:26:30 EST V7nnaO2J No.24224 Reply
>What do you think of insta-jenk or "kettlejenk" over properly fermented jenk?
Same thing to me honestly.. I sometimes have insta-jenk in the morning before work. I usually use my morning dump butt hash since it's fresh out of my colon which gets me pretty fucked because the methane gasses and jenkinoids are pretty fresh. If I don't have time to boil my butt hash I'll just slice up about 5-8 turds to snack on in a ziplock bag when I'm on on the run or driving somewhere

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