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jenkethylamine extraction

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!kj3KJ4EQ7g - Sun, 24 Nov 2019 23:30:23 EST lEjHa+I7 No.25258
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hello /jenk/

based on the rotation of l-jenkethylamine, i've deduced a quick and easy process to render <90% pure jenkethylamine hydrochloride (aka 5-MeO-jNK) that is active via insnufflation and smoking. the purity isnt quite high enough for IV usage, so don't be tempted.

You will need:
  • one US 5 gallon bucket
  • 3 feet sterile tubing
  • a Bunsen burner
  • 1L Pyrex heat-safe flask
  • 3 fl oz muriatic acid
  • an airlock

First, gather your raw Jenk ingredients in the 5 gallon bucket. Fresh jenk starter is recommended for optimal taste in the final product.

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stompy !kj3KJ4EQ7g - Sun, 24 Nov 2019 23:47:20 EST lEjHa+I7 No.25264 Reply
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And finally, we have our <90% pure jenkethylamine powder. This shit (ha) is FIRE! Be sure to use a milligram scale prior to dosing. You can vaporize it in 5mg bumps until you get to where you'd like to be, or snort 10mg lines until you feel right.

Do be careful if you choose to snort relatively pure jenkethylamine powder. It burns like crazy.

It IS orally active, however I have qualms about swallowing jenkem on a personal level.

Anyways, enjoy, and as we say here on 420chan, "jenk israel"
Awe' !!Bwteoy2D - Tue, 26 Nov 2019 11:47:27 EST iTRVcASG No.25266 Reply
nice yield bro, be careful with the dosage, especially if you IV.

Health Benefits of Piss

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- Sun, 24 Nov 2019 04:12:21 EST NoCXWIPT No.25257
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Comrades, I feel like a fool. All of the years I spent purchasing ammonia products at the store were a waste. I just realized that my own body was producing more than enough nitrogenous waste in the form of urea, which, after a time, dissolves into an extremely cheap (free, but you know... you still have to buy water) source of ammonia. I could have saved so much money over the years making my own cleaning products, aquarium-cyclers and smellingsalts.

After a bit of thought, while I wouldn't recommend the classic brown-jenkem you are shitting because the nose is not meant to huff e.coli...
I've realized that there is NO reason not to keep your own pee on hand for when you need a whiff.

I used to be addicted to inhalants when I was younger, but a whiff of ammonia has always done the trick to scratch the itch. It doesn't give you brain damage like glue, paint thinner, whippets, etc.

In small quantities, the biggest risk of injury with ammonia is a burning sensation in the nose. But that's when you know when to stop huffing.

Concentrated pee has been used as an inhalant, cleaner, and medicine for thousands of years. No reason to dismiss it. Smells great, too.


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- Wed, 15 Aug 2018 19:37:39 EST QJZ7VzZo No.24971
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hey /jenk/

so last wednesday me and my boys were up in the lab, checkin the pressure gauges on our newest batch of moroccan camel clutch and all of a sudden sirens went off and a swarm of officers came through the door, guns drawn. my boy tyrese and i had just hit some stank ass brazilian buttblasters and i didnt think he had it in him but he flipped on one of the narcs and lit the release valve on one tank and the damn thing went off like a bomb, balloon chunks and glass and sewage everywhere. he tried to make a run for it but slipped on the floor and in the moment i was able to jet the fuck outta there. ive been in the woods for a week now, sneakin in at night to get a few balloons of sudan-a-go-go to keep me awake but im honestly on my last wipe with this shit. should i turn myself in and hope for the best or make a run for it? i know manufacturing jenk in texas can land you in the chair, and im scared
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Shit Chettingtit - Wed, 07 Nov 2018 23:13:31 EST aR1s6vtf No.25012 Reply
This is crappy advice and if you follow it you'll be flushing your life down the toilet. Don't waste your time going to AZ. Some cops there may be dirty but too many stool pigeons to worry about, and some say they're number two when it comes to harshest jenk laws. Your only sensible choice is to live among the subterranean mole people known as Morlocks.
Nell Murdman - Sat, 10 Nov 2018 19:03:16 EST sNqFcFdf No.25015 Reply
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>there are people who poop in gatorade bottles, ferment, and sniff it
wow I felt fucking guilty doing coke last night. do you goblinos even feel?

Slamming jenk

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- Fri, 15 Nov 2019 22:32:39 EST s/yOxIby No.25250
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Any experience with IV jenk and dosage before I hurt myself
Wesley Hucklehark - Sat, 16 Nov 2019 18:48:23 EST gxakdBfF No.25251 Reply
use 0.2 micron filter and ask a good friend who knows what he/she's doing to inject you instead of doing it yourself, cause you will pass out before you count to 3 and someone has to pull out the needle. Also I'd rather plug it honestly, gas in veins causes bubbles and that's bad omen in the doodoo-space.
Henry Hishchore - Mon, 18 Nov 2019 23:20:52 EST W6ig4kxM No.25253 Reply
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I figured out how to crystalize urine and rail it, but I don't know the tek on IV jenk. Why not just put a massive balloon of conventioal jenk on a grav bong and get to the 13th plane of jenklicinations that way?
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Poop Lady from Hoarders

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- Wed, 29 May 2019 21:54:32 EST aR1s6vtf No.25080
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Ya'll seen her? Is she not just getting high off the jenk lab that is her house? They told her she was "mentally ill" in the episode, but who has the right to tell a person what they can and cannot do with their own poop?

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Nigel Gosslekad - Thu, 26 Sep 2019 05:18:59 EST 0C60jD48 No.25218 Reply
She's gotta get high just standing in that place. She's got a jenk factory.
Priscilla Dublingmun - Mon, 14 Oct 2019 22:42:24 EST wFZEmrNE No.25228 Reply
whelp that's enough internet for me today
David Drabblewill - Tue, 12 Nov 2019 23:12:46 EST v1WSEaEs No.25247 Reply

She's been eating poop for 12 years. Everyone knows jenk can be dosed orally.

Mental Ulfkhassen

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- Sat, 09 Nov 2019 22:18:58 EST hv5pxFlV No.25244
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Ulf... It's like yuuuuulk... YUUUUULK.... deep down from the belly like yurrrrrrrllllk.... Deep deep down from the underground.
Alice Soblinghood - Tue, 12 Nov 2019 21:10:45 EST jgO6v32g No.25245 Reply
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From the pit of my stomach,
great odor sniffed and barfed.
It is time, the brown angel has come,
Yulk the policeman sad YYYYYYYYuLK

Reasons 2 jenk #1

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- Wed, 16 Oct 2019 15:29:22 EST yUIYJD4I No.25231
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My favorite reason as to why jenkem is so good for me and my friends and family is that it really encourages healthy eating and it helps us maintain a healthy BMI. right before we all take turns over the shit funnel we binge on milk and spicy cheeses and last week my daughter (she just turned 7 shes so sweet) said she ate some laxatives just to get every last bit of shit out. my daughters jenk is the sweetest i've ever huffed it tastes just like candies. we have a little system and start fermenting new jenk every week to 8 days maximum just to keep the good shit flowing so we never quite run out but last week my son raided the family stockpile and brownhoused the whole basement with his friends it was so funny we all got a bit of the jenk before it went up to God in heaven luckily my wife had a stockpile ready for emergencies that shes been keeping in the toiletries cupboard and that lasted us out until the next batch was finished brewing and thats why i say EVERY WEEK WE HAVE TO COLLECT OUR SHIT FOR THE JENKEM, JUST IN CASE. we've never been closer than when we're browning out to malcom in the middle reruns together and that's why we're a jenkem family. - an excerpt from my book My Jenkem Family Oh, and this picture? thats just me harvesting into my favorite bottle, its hacked so that you can just pull the trigger to fill up some N.A.S.T.Y jenk balloons on the fly.
Jarvis Cerrystock - Sun, 20 Oct 2019 05:00:43 EST lEjHa+I7 No.25235 Reply
well ya know what they say
the family that jenks together, stinks together
Archie Mullernetch - Mon, 28 Oct 2019 15:17:51 EST MY+35dNd No.25241 Reply
dude you still put cig butts in the jenk? that's a myth

Ayurvedic Cow Jenk

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- Mon, 02 Sep 2019 22:09:30 EST KGF6qW0j No.25186
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sup /jenk/,
I've got a contact promising me genuine Ayurvedic Cow Jenk.
But what I want to ask is if it is a legit thing?
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Nigel Blullyfodging - Fri, 27 Sep 2019 11:08:24 EST QTXRvdMp No.25221 Reply
If it's genuine ACJ though, you'll be able to tell in how the spices have combined with the shit scent slightly, turning it slightly different, more nose-palatable. Fake ACJ will just be like standard jenk but more barnyardy, and like a topnote of the cheapest spice they could get ahold of in bulk (most likely gone off ones stolen from what the stores throw out out the back to be picked up), added in cloying amounts, making you almost forget about the shitsmell because of how annoying and sharp the spice note is.
Esther Gittingcocke - Tue, 01 Oct 2019 04:21:23 EST QTXRvdMp No.25223 Reply
Wait a last thing, there's also two kinds of genuine ACJ, either the common kind for common folk that's just the spices mixed in for production (though in carefully weighed amounts). But for the real prime grade ACJ they actually feed the cows feed with the spices in them, so it gets digested and changed inside the cows intestines. Like that coffee where it's of beans shat out by some lemure or whatever. Very rare, it's not something you and me would ever even get to lay our eyes on, why I didn't think to mention it.
If it is stolen goods, it could on a tiny tiny chance actually be the prime grade, if they got into the shipping container of some high-up dude they could've accidentally gotten more than they bargained for. Don't give your real name if you buy it, the owners will definetely be on the hunt for these dudes, and you don't want your name on the buyers list if they are found.
Nigel Nullygold - Wed, 23 Oct 2019 05:11:59 EST MY+35dNd No.25238 Reply
> it has to be made in a certain way with some ingredients added
Probably to do with the cows vegetairian diet.

Kind of like how you can't use carnivorous animals shit as compost but you can use horses manure but the opposite for jenk?

jenk face

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- Sat, 30 Sep 2017 11:52:38 EST qhL2kqPJ No.24782
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post your jenk face
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Alice Smallville - Wed, 16 Oct 2019 14:59:13 EST yUIYJD4I No.25229 Reply
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portable jenk rig idea

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- Sat, 19 Oct 2019 01:47:36 EST W6ig4kxM No.25233
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what about having a colostomy bag thats like connected to a backpack or a portable toilet or something and carry it around with you all the time so you'd always have your stash handy and your next batch brewing and you never have to waste any materials?
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Ian Chevingman - Sat, 19 Oct 2019 12:08:44 EST syZU+6S+ No.25234 Reply
It's a decent idea if you make it from lightweight materials. Use polypropylene bags and balsa wood for the parts where the ass touches the appliance. The propylene bags are going to make it really light weight and foldable, while balsa wood will provide some structure and rigidity. Your pic is about right, just needs some straps so you could carry it on your shoulders.


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- Wed, 09 Oct 2019 00:46:09 EST W6ig4kxM No.25224
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anyone tried microdosing jenk yet? i've been thinking about getting a little high at work to make it a more tolerable experience relative to the hourly pay rate (i work in a sawmill), but i haven't tried it yet cause i guess i'm not sure i could handle it if i took too much by accident.
anyone else who microdoses, plz give me any good avdice you got or tell me about your experiences.
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- Wed, 18 Sep 2019 09:11:59 EST dvEua3is No.25214
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Cypress Hill - Hits From The Pong

Fugees - Huffin' It Slowly

Will Smith - Gettin' Shitty Wit It
Edwin Chemblechure - Wed, 18 Sep 2019 20:59:37 EST 6ftQUVjF No.25215 Reply
Mariah Carey - All I Want For Christmas Is Poo
Nicholas Sunnerwig - Thu, 19 Sep 2019 16:10:23 EST dvEua3is No.25216 Reply
The Poolice - Every Breath You Take

Jenkem Cocktails

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- Thu, 12 Sep 2019 20:54:17 EST QTXRvdMp No.25204
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So I've been pondering this a while, what would be the best mixer for a nice potent batch of the jenk?
Would it be safe to mix jenkem with ether, or would a reaction happen?
What about a sligt sip of airhorn gas right before you plateu?
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Rebecca Shittingridge - Sat, 14 Sep 2019 17:47:25 EST QTXRvdMp No.25211 Reply
You mean the only good mixer for jenkem is more jenkem?
Sounds like a bit of a waste to not sniff antedeluvian jenkem pure. Just like you wouldn't blend out old saved whisky with fresh one. Savour it on it's own, since when it's gone it's gone, no more within your lifetime.
Matilda Honeyspear - Sun, 15 Sep 2019 01:24:12 EST 0BVbjoKe No.25212 Reply
>no more within your lifetime.
i dunno about that, i think that as climate change ramps up and the ice caps and glaciers start melting faster that the long frozen preserved ice age animal shits will become more and more common.
Phineas Hongertodging - Sun, 15 Sep 2019 11:00:16 EST QTXRvdMp No.25213 Reply
I just wanna know if I'm gonna have a shei├čure if I mix jenkem and ether dude

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