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h Ow do ie get stank yokens ? Yamow???

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- Thu, 25 Jun 2020 21:55:10 EST R13qfmUv No.25369
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How I gets enn?!! Em?!??

Wiooo eeehe!!!!1
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Ebenezer Tootfuck - Sun, 21 Feb 2021 13:47:56 EST ZdIdkBEH No.25426 Reply
HUFF JENK ERRDAY

BEST WAYS TO GOT JENKEN

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- Fri, 17 Apr 2020 00:07:42 EST crJKfgpd No.25327
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sup /jenk/

these times is my favorite drug, but I'm tired of the classic way to obtain my jenk

what would be new ways to get it? can I use dog shit? what else?

thanks
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Uncle Ben - Wed, 29 Apr 2020 15:35:38 EST ecTnsHuU No.25342 Reply
>>25327
HELLO, new here. What does Jenkem make you feel like?
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Alice Dongernore - Tue, 05 May 2020 08:57:22 EST xC9HV77+ No.25345 Reply
>>25342

Amazing and like your dick could cut diamonds. It expands with extra blood flow since the oxygen is diverted in your blood to absorb the jenk. It will grow about 1.2 inches longer than normal.
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Cyril Bambleshaw - Fri, 29 May 2020 22:06:33 EST xWsOu6ow No.25362 Reply
>>25345
this

also stimed as hell last time, maybe my organic waste was concentrated

Jenker's Delight

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- Mon, 20 Apr 2020 12:11:03 EST 0SD3nvrZ No.25332
File: 1587399063664.png -(2324619B / 2.22MB, 1400x1400) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Jenker's Delight
Greetings to the most venerable community of 420chan. We are a band called GodBud hailing from Istanbul.

So, we recorded this little song about our universal love of jenk to celebrate this 4/20. Beware that this is a stoner doom metal piece so probably not everyone's cup of tea here.

Still, we had to create this post, because the lyrics are mostly derived from some other thread on this board.

So, thanks anon for making this possible. Now, just put your headphones on, take a big huff and enjoy our tunes here:

https://godbud420.bandcamp.com/track/jenkers-delight
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GodBud - Tue, 21 Apr 2020 11:32:22 EST KN5tmt0h No.25335 Reply
>>25334
Wow, you have some good ears friend. The instruments are recorded totally live in studio. We avoid playing over a metronome to keep an organic flow.

Mix & mastering is done by a band member so there may be some amateurish mistakes in total sound. Though, we're pretty happy with the result. Thanks for the feedback!
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Jenky Boi - Tue, 21 Apr 2020 13:55:33 EST aR1s6vtf No.25336 Reply
Listening to this while hittin the jenk, good stuff

What the fuck??

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- Thu, 10 Oct 2019 17:40:26 EST x7v2fZ1B No.25225
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Wait, do people actually do jenkem recreationally??

Whats it even like? It must smell horrible
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Graham Worthinglock - Sun, 22 Dec 2019 12:31:48 EST xiCZgLZD No.25282 Reply
>>25279
Confirmed. I even shit on some dmt and it wasn't anywhere close to jenk.
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Wesley Clumblekadge - Mon, 04 May 2020 13:09:01 EST yRfplXMe No.25344 Reply
>>25225
It's not real OP this board is for fun

start succin!

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- Thu, 09 Jan 2020 00:17:11 EST MoahfCf6 No.25293
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Best jenk in cincinnati
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Rebecca Turveydale - Sat, 14 Mar 2020 10:32:30 EST bnANA17w No.25320 Reply
>>25293
Picture always makes me have to shit.
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Peanuts and Soda jenk

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- Sun, 16 Feb 2020 04:08:50 EST HnU9ZfMQ No.25309
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I've been eating a lot of peanuts and drinking a lot of soda. What kind of Jenk can I expect? Been thinking of harvesting a small batch for myself.

Jenk Pluggin'

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- Thu, 30 Jan 2020 19:52:29 EST 2fnUj1ed No.25301
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Hey /jenk/, has anyone heard the story of the jenk plug? They say back in the day warrior monks would use kettle-like pottery containing dried feces with the nosle plugged using a cork - a "jenk plug". They would then boof the remaining jenk fumes soaked in the jenk plug, and use the reflex of gasping for air while boofing to inhale the notoriously hard-to-enhale jenk fumes within the kettle.
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Edwin Sublingmatch - Sun, 19 Apr 2020 12:54:29 EST SSmXf+FI No.25330 Reply
>>25301
Oh yeah, been plugging for years now, nothing gets you as high as plugging jenk, never used any other ROA since.
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Charlotte Bamblechad - Mon, 20 Apr 2020 03:53:27 EST Sn96lszl No.25331 Reply
Prescription jenkerall xr capsules with half micronised jenk powder granules and the other half are these little coated jenk pebbles.

Withdrawal

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- Sat, 21 Mar 2020 18:09:39 EST KGF6qW0j No.25321
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The whole Covid situation has me on edge.
I'm worried I'm not going to be able to find or pay my usual sources for a while.
I don't want to suffer through withdrawal again.

Any advice?
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Emma Chabblefudging - Sun, 05 Apr 2020 22:56:46 EST aR1s6vtf No.25325 Reply
>>25321
Jenk withdrawals + corona is a deadly combo. I'll pray for you.
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Cyril Pemmlewill - Wed, 08 Apr 2020 07:15:12 EST F8Sr2AHQ No.25326 Reply
Thank god I got a septic tank.

Disease

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- Fri, 10 Jan 2020 01:12:19 EST 7gu/csVP No.25296
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Guys, what do you do to prevent diseases, seeing how it's literally made of shit? Don't you get infections or do you have bulletproof immune systems and the vaccination and serology industry's dirty secret is that they infect people and then use the blood of surviving jenkem huffers to make vaccines?
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Caroline Crengerwill - Mon, 13 Jan 2020 15:55:14 EST kdFRg/ir No.25297 Reply
Boost the immunity. Huff junk Erryday!
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A.J faglord - Mon, 17 Feb 2020 12:50:55 EST hdTxs+9e No.25312 Reply
Get sick op, its part of the fun. Hair raising and scary at first but i rather enjoy it now. KEEPS ME ALVE AND SANE
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Priscilla Worthingwell - Tue, 18 Feb 2020 19:34:14 EST G8ilZGWK No.25313 Reply
>>25296
Sounds like somebody hasn't embraced the blessings of papa Nurgle

damn libtards

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- Sun, 02 Feb 2020 13:50:07 EST lEjHa+I7 No.25303
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Urine and feces is a unique American value. The founding fathers understood its importance, and this was reflected in the Declaration of Independence when Thomas Jefferson wrote "We the people, in order to form a more perfect union, require large quantities of urine and feces."

In fact, the importance of urine and feces is even mentioned in the Bible. As stated in Prager 32:20, "Heaven has plentiful fields of urine and feces, and when an individual ascends, a new pool is created and filled with all the urine and feces they produced throughout their life."

Ronald Reagan also had a great passion for urine and feces. In fact, the only reason he illegally sold weapons to Iran to fund the Contras was because the socialist Nicaraguan government denied him access to the country's rich urine and feces reserves.

But recently, the left has turned against this American value. With a terrible invention known as the flushable toilet, the left has begun the war on urine and feces. This device is made to remove urine and feces from the home rather than store it inside or in a yard, as is human nature. They also spread propaganda to make Americans think that urine and feces is gross. No TV show or movie can show live action urine and feces on screen without an R rating.

In fact, I personally have been affected by the left's extreme measures to destroy urine and feces. I was recently stopped from converting my backyard into a lake of urine and feces by a city inspector due to environmental laws. I have also been divorced fifty times due to my refusal to use an evil flushable toilet. My wives all left me when they discovered my urine and feces storage closet. This is because they were all brainwashed by anti-American propaganda targeting urine and feces.

To get this country back on track, we must outlaw flushable toilets and return to the old days of keeping all urine and feces inside or in your yard. But for now, do not use one of those evil devices; keep it all in a closet like I do.
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A.J faglord - Mon, 17 Feb 2020 12:42:41 EST hdTxs+9e No.25311 Reply
Poor op, very poor indeed.
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