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- Thu, 17 Nov 2016 21:04:13 EST Db3x8ycl No.24582
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i know this a joke board but i actually tried jenk for real and it got me high JENK IS FUCKING LEGIT
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Edwin Hazzlepid - Mon, 15 Jul 2019 01:55:13 EST bxonE3uJ No.25124 Reply
This board isn't a joke.

meconium jenk?

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!kj3KJ4EQ7g - Sat, 04 May 2019 20:47:24 EST lruLHft/ No.25063
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Sup /jenk/sters?

Me and my boys just spent the last couple of hours dumpster diving behind the hospital up the road. We camped out near the maternity ward so we could get our mitts on some fresh baby diapers full of meconium. would meconium make a super potent jenk? Here are some things to consider:

"Meconium is the earliest stool of a mammalian infant. Unlike later feces, meconium is composed of materials ingested during the time the infant spends in the uterus: intestinal epithelial cells, lanugo, mucus, amniotic fluid, bile, and water. Meconium, unlike later feces, is viscous and sticky like tar, its color usually being a very dark olive green; it is almost odorless. When diluted in amniotic fluid, it may appear in various shades of green, brown, or yellow. It should be completely passed by the end of the first few days after birth, with the stools progressing toward yellow (digested milk)."

So naturally me 'n the boys got to scheming and now we've got about 20 jugs brewing what'll possibly be the most FIRE jenk ever brewed! Anyways. Any professional /jenk/ers ever fucks with that meconium jenk?
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Lydia Hannerstatch - Mon, 15 Jul 2019 01:51:03 EST Hnvc7YiD No.25123 Reply
I think the Jenkanes produced by a base of that calibre will promote an even more spiritual experience than usual. Where a typical experience may involve visions of spirits or ancestors, due to the nature of the meconium, I theorise it may even connect you with the history of the source. You might witness the strangers ancestors and maybe even their experiences. I think with a particularly concentrated huff of such a brew, you may even be put in touch with YOUR OWN direct past lives and experiences. OP I hope you are able to return to us and report your findings, I am very interested to see if my theory is on the money.

Anyone care for some?

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- Thu, 11 Jul 2019 16:00:39 EST 0by/YfeZ No.25120
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My just made up a batch, who wants. To get fucking JENKED out of your God damn fucking MIND MIND MIND MIND MIND MIND MIND MIND MIND MIND MIND MIND???? Hmm? A jenk you wanna nanna...

The Realest Shit

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- Sun, 07 Jul 2019 06:20:59 EST czy89r61 No.25110
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Fanny Worthinggold - Sun, 07 Jul 2019 20:56:36 EST Q87S0IRT No.25111 Reply
Caroline Chagglestock - Sun, 07 Jul 2019 22:28:01 EST P++gQnZw No.25114 Reply
So I don't know where else to ask this.
Whenever I drink a lot of alcohol my poop smells like candy.
I'm talking like I will drink 2/5 of a gallon vodka.
Why does my doody smell sweet like cakes?
Fanny Worthinggold - Mon, 08 Jul 2019 10:55:59 EST Q87S0IRT No.25115 Reply
It's the sugar, dude. It's because alcohol is nothing but liquid sugar that's been turned into a toxin. If you don't stop you will die.

Street cannabis 'contains dangerous amount of faecal matter'

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- Thu, 04 Apr 2019 14:15:58 EST D01pPdv1 No.25049
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>Cannabis resin sold on the streets of Madrid is contaminated with dangerous levels of faecal matter, a study says.

>Traces of E.coli bacteria and the Aspergillus fungus were found by analysts who examined 90 samples bought in and around the Spanish capital.

>The samples of hashish were wrapped up in plastic "acorns" were the worst offenders, reportedly because of the way they are smuggled into the country.

Henry Chagglecocke - Sun, 07 Apr 2019 06:41:23 EST EvHhB5a6 No.25051 Reply
I think this doesn't apply to the cannabis resin that's produced industrially in states that have legalized marijuana.
Hamilton Mittinghick - Mon, 01 Jul 2019 17:08:40 EST SSmXf+FI No.25107 Reply
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It's just a strain of jenk produced by people who blaze tons of weed. Incidentally it also works the other way around.

reducing ammount in combination

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- Mon, 20 May 2019 11:32:53 EST h5SkEBn5 No.25077
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i waws wondering if any of you migth know if it possible to reduce the combination by putting more in it before fermentation and if yes so how much longer if at all or higher temperature
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Barnaby Fuckingdale - Sun, 02 Jun 2019 19:51:46 EST 2mklHaT9 No.25083 Reply
Kevin Hershey or his lookalike faggier brother?
Salbert Ashford - Sat, 08 Jun 2019 14:52:32 EST aR1s6vtf No.25090 Reply
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Knock off the homophobia young man. This is a wholesome chan for jenk enthusiasts, not a Steven Crowder video.>>25083

Shittin' loud

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- Sun, 12 May 2019 01:33:11 EST 6ftQUVjF No.25072
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Gentlemen, I've been experimenting with a new jenk delivery method and after several failed attempts, I've cracked the code.
By injecting a half-empty airhorn with jenk gas, I have created a way to process jenkenoids via the ear canal. I call it "Shittin' Loud". When the airhorn is used, the jenk bypasses the respiratory system and is carried through the ears directly into the brain. On my first successful test run, I got so turnt on butt hash that I ate an entire live swan. Shit's cash yo.
Eugene Mavingnug - Sun, 19 May 2019 01:11:29 EST /QiCM8Nj No.25076 Reply

The combination of airhorns and jenkem may very well be the future of jenkem.


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- Wed, 15 May 2019 23:38:12 EST aR1s6vtf No.25074
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Got me some 30 year Johnnie Walker Jenkem, blended malt jenk from the green hills of Scotland. Gonna end a good Wednesday by gettin jenked all night and going in Thursday morning jenked out of my brains. Chairs jenkers

My jenk lab

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- Tue, 24 May 2016 19:39:43 EST eWn+G3gc No.24463
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Gapouch gaburra cartel industrial jenk manufacture aka JET from fallout

Da mystery of jenk

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- Sat, 06 Apr 2019 12:34:28 EST YKNSPHG3 No.25050
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The official jenk hood anthem.
Shout out 2 all my north memphiz crew slangin dat jenk

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Jenkem soundtrack

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- Wed, 03 Apr 2019 00:52:28 EST /QiCM8Nj No.25047
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Any of you brave souls listen to a soundtrack whilst jenking? Poast your favorite huff tunes

Fight for freedom!

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- Wed, 31 Oct 2018 02:13:52 EST W6ig4kxM No.25004
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Theres a ballot measure up for vote banning jenkem where I live, making it illegal and jailable to be in possession and raising taxes at Mexican restaurants to pay for increased police budgets. How dangerous is it to jenk in a place where its illegal, are there tricks to stealth jenking? Do you have to ferment your stash in a guerrilla location? I bet the balloon is pretty hard to disguise.
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Shit Chettingtit - Wed, 07 Nov 2018 22:48:15 EST aR1s6vtf No.25010 Reply
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Looks like we live in the same state and the proposition passed. The new anti-jenk law is gonna be shitty. One of my bros already had his jenk lab raided by the brownshirts. Gonna have to start getting my supply from the brown market, but we all gotta be careful of the synthetic jenks that are gonna flood the market and give you Bell's palsy.. Alls I know is cops can't inhale so if you think someone is a cop make em huff the jenk first before you do any deals w/ them. Stay safe jenker fuck 12 ACAB
Sidney Banderbit - Fri, 08 Mar 2019 19:27:39 EST mHq8lmcW No.25033 Reply
is synthetic jenk really that bad? it's cheaper than the real thing in my area and money is tight for me nowadays due to a recent divorce (stupid bitch). been trying to find info on synthetic jenk to see if it's worth a try but the info is scarce. is it worth a try? anything to look out for maybe?

first solo jenk

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- Thu, 07 Mar 2019 23:54:23 EST aR1s6vtf No.25032
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doing my first solo jenkin tonight :) previously have only ever done it with my best friend which have all been awesome but i have a good feeling about it and im excited! i finally feel comfortable doing it alone so i’m hoping for an insightful jenk trip⭐️ it’s bout to get weird !! if you got any cool vids or links to share pls do

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