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Vape that STANK

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- Sat, 18 Jan 2020 02:29:47 EST 8906nsYT No.25299
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>Huffin dat poo gas is great and all but we can do better

>Lets mix down the stuff with hash oils and vape it up to stealth our way past cops while PooBoxxing our car.

Tried it with a friend and we browned out while on the interstate, lucky we didnt crash but the cop that pulled us over never even knew.

post your Venkem stories.
Shit Merryway - Wed, 29 Jan 2020 14:28:19 EST MqTFJkKo No.25300 Reply
Man that reminds me of the time I was getting scoped out by the cops at the county fair behind the johns. I ducked inside, huffed my entire supply, got absolutely shitfaced, and came out of the portapotty, cops none the wiser.

Gamer Girl Jenk

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- Thu, 22 Aug 2019 00:15:46 EST W6ig4kxM No.25168
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Anyone seen this made yet, or would I be the first one to make gamer girl jenk? I'm a girl btw. How much do you think I should sell it for?
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Alice Soblinghood - Wed, 13 Nov 2019 16:14:37 EST jgO6v32g No.25249 Reply
lol, what.. Nobody is dumb enough to send jenkem on a fucking plane. I mean maybe some europeans would order mexican jenk for research purposes or something, but otherwise it's completely uneconomical and even if it happens, the quantities are nowhere near the ones that would get an entire plane high. Get out of here Tyrone and maybe slow down on your jenkem habit, jee.
Cyril Gellysane - Fri, 10 Jan 2020 01:03:28 EST 7gu/csVP No.25295 Reply
Is it ethically sourced, organic, fair trade gamer girl jenkem or...?
There is already gamergirl bathwater on the market, I don't know how disgusting people can get. Someone posted a vid of a girl playing nintendo wii and shitting while standing up, like a horse on here before.

jenk rig perks

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- Fri, 06 Dec 2019 00:55:12 EST W6ig4kxM No.25276
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i use a parabolic toroidal honeycomb dodecahedron glow in the dark sparkle artisanal certified organic locally sourced renewable energy fair trade fluorite buckminsterfullerene registered and individually numbered dual perk in my jenk rig, how about you?
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Clara Ficklededge - Fri, 06 Dec 2019 01:01:25 EST D2dxQnMJ No.25277 Reply
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Mosquito proboscis sticking out of tissue paper on a baby bottle. Micro-jenking, brother.
Nicholas Sezzlehood - Tue, 07 Jan 2020 21:23:55 EST 1+ly7nro No.25291 Reply

perc , jolly african-american.

short for percolator.

almost hit the nail on the head, tho.
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Nicholas Sezzlehood - Tue, 07 Jan 2020 21:24:50 EST 1+ly7nro No.25292 Reply

unless you ingeniously trolled my aspirant to spelling-nazidom ass
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chunks vs liquid

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- Thu, 22 Aug 2019 17:44:06 EST lEjHa+I7 No.25169
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sup /jenk/

i was trying to figure out a way to speed up my brews. while vintage aged jenks like Iraqi Mudbomb and Persian Puff are legendary for their strength and intensity, all the recipes i've found have never specified whether to use liquid or solid clumps in the brew. now i understand that with time, even the meanest turd will liquefy, but wouldnt it be more effective to use diarrhea, or at least use a potato masher on the bigger clumps? considering that 5-MeO-jNK requires a larger surface area to develop, doesnt it make sense to use liquid matter?

i've managed to take a week or two off of my brew times by using a blender to prep the jenk mixture. a few minutes on 'smooth' renders a nice silky jenk starter. i encourage you all to try it!

and for the love of god, make sure you have a dedicated blender just for jenk. you dont wanna wake up hungover one morning and blend up your protein shake in the wrong one.
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Polly Drudgedudge - Mon, 09 Sep 2019 00:55:06 EST W6ig4kxM No.25197 Reply
> I've ordered in freeze dried inputs from Appalachia that were deeply dank when rehydrated.

u got fent laced chinese counterfeits sent to you in the mail, don't fall for that scam.
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SLOW MO UH NO NO - Fri, 03 Jan 2020 04:28:30 EST Y/2AJ5DE No.25288 Reply
you may have got banned but you're so fucking right in the head bro.
Nigel Guffingpock - Mon, 06 Jan 2020 07:42:27 EST Sie+rxj/ No.25289 Reply
be careful man, my uncle died in a clandestine jenk lab explosion, and my cousin got busted by the feds in a sting operation... he used to have the best jenk in the northern hemisphere, there were riots after the bust cuz no one could find street jenk strong enough to even alleviate the withdrawals. his shit was fire man.

Worldwide /jenk/ Secret Santa?

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- Sun, 01 Dec 2019 11:17:42 EST 6mRQ+/eg No.25275
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Anyone interested in /jenk/ Secret Santa? I'm often blown away by the diversity and quality of jenk I experience when I travel the world. I'm sure plebbit wouldn't touch it with a ten foot pole, but what say you, /jenk/?
George Cranninghall - Sun, 29 Dec 2019 12:10:36 EST jmUn9dM3 No.25286 Reply
go back to weddit


Pre gaming a Jenkem session

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- Thu, 04 Apr 2019 00:44:39 EST MvilcPl7 No.25048
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Have any of you ever tried huffing your farts before a Jenk sesh? I find giving myself a Dutch Oven before a Jenkem session is a great way to pre game the intense high we all love. I purposely eat certain foods that make me gaseous on the night of my planned trip.
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Jarvis Cerrystock - Sun, 20 Oct 2019 05:06:55 EST lEjHa+I7 No.25236 Reply
yea im pretty tired of these newfags coming in here and making fun of jenk

people need to understand that jenkem is incredibly strong. low doses of jenk can be sociable and fun, but high doses can send you into another dimension. i've met god on jenkem before. he told me to be happy and live my life for the betterment of all mankind, and to spread the jenklove throughout the universe. i fully believe one day, when aliens finally decide to contact us for real, we can have an intergalactic jenk-off and truly bond with our extraterrestrial brethren. some people think im just a burn out, but a man can dream, cant he?
Alice Soblinghood - Tue, 12 Nov 2019 21:19:17 EST jgO6v32g No.25246 Reply
Get out of your ass, this is science, what you've got against science except your jenked out fantasies? Go home niggas, your wishful thinking is just that. Farts were the original jenk before folks even knew what fermentation is. Traces of jenkanides can be found even in the poopoo gas if you look hard enough.
Awe' !!Bwteoy2D - Tue, 26 Nov 2019 11:54:35 EST iTRVcASG No.25267 Reply
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Whoa, didn't know the thumb ups guy was also into jenkem

jenkethylamine extraction

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!kj3KJ4EQ7g - Sun, 24 Nov 2019 23:30:23 EST lEjHa+I7 No.25258
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hello /jenk/

based on the rotation of l-jenkethylamine, i've deduced a quick and easy process to render <90% pure jenkethylamine hydrochloride (aka 5-MeO-jNK) that is active via insnufflation and smoking. the purity isnt quite high enough for IV usage, so don't be tempted.

You will need:
  • one US 5 gallon bucket
  • 3 feet sterile tubing
  • a Bunsen burner
  • 1L Pyrex heat-safe flask
  • 3 fl oz muriatic acid
  • an airlock

First, gather your raw Jenk ingredients in the 5 gallon bucket. Fresh jenk starter is recommended for optimal taste in the final product.

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stompy !kj3KJ4EQ7g - Sun, 24 Nov 2019 23:47:20 EST lEjHa+I7 No.25264 Reply
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And finally, we have our <90% pure jenkethylamine powder. This shit (ha) is FIRE! Be sure to use a milligram scale prior to dosing. You can vaporize it in 5mg bumps until you get to where you'd like to be, or snort 10mg lines until you feel right.

Do be careful if you choose to snort relatively pure jenkethylamine powder. It burns like crazy.

It IS orally active, however I have qualms about swallowing jenkem on a personal level.

Anyways, enjoy, and as we say here on 420chan, "jenk israel"
Awe' !!Bwteoy2D - Tue, 26 Nov 2019 11:47:27 EST iTRVcASG No.25266 Reply
nice yield bro, be careful with the dosage, especially if you IV.

Health Benefits of Piss

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- Sun, 24 Nov 2019 04:12:21 EST NoCXWIPT No.25257
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Comrades, I feel like a fool. All of the years I spent purchasing ammonia products at the store were a waste. I just realized that my own body was producing more than enough nitrogenous waste in the form of urea, which, after a time, dissolves into an extremely cheap (free, but you know... you still have to buy water) source of ammonia. I could have saved so much money over the years making my own cleaning products, aquarium-cyclers and smellingsalts.

After a bit of thought, while I wouldn't recommend the classic brown-jenkem you are shitting because the nose is not meant to huff e.coli...
I've realized that there is NO reason not to keep your own pee on hand for when you need a whiff.

I used to be addicted to inhalants when I was younger, but a whiff of ammonia has always done the trick to scratch the itch. It doesn't give you brain damage like glue, paint thinner, whippets, etc.

In small quantities, the biggest risk of injury with ammonia is a burning sensation in the nose. But that's when you know when to stop huffing.

Concentrated pee has been used as an inhalant, cleaner, and medicine for thousands of years. No reason to dismiss it. Smells great, too.


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- Wed, 15 Aug 2018 19:37:39 EST QJZ7VzZo No.24971
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hey /jenk/

so last wednesday me and my boys were up in the lab, checkin the pressure gauges on our newest batch of moroccan camel clutch and all of a sudden sirens went off and a swarm of officers came through the door, guns drawn. my boy tyrese and i had just hit some stank ass brazilian buttblasters and i didnt think he had it in him but he flipped on one of the narcs and lit the release valve on one tank and the damn thing went off like a bomb, balloon chunks and glass and sewage everywhere. he tried to make a run for it but slipped on the floor and in the moment i was able to jet the fuck outta there. ive been in the woods for a week now, sneakin in at night to get a few balloons of sudan-a-go-go to keep me awake but im honestly on my last wipe with this shit. should i turn myself in and hope for the best or make a run for it? i know manufacturing jenk in texas can land you in the chair, and im scared
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Shit Chettingtit - Wed, 07 Nov 2018 23:13:31 EST aR1s6vtf No.25012 Reply
This is crappy advice and if you follow it you'll be flushing your life down the toilet. Don't waste your time going to AZ. Some cops there may be dirty but too many stool pigeons to worry about, and some say they're number two when it comes to harshest jenk laws. Your only sensible choice is to live among the subterranean mole people known as Morlocks.
Nell Murdman - Sat, 10 Nov 2018 19:03:16 EST sNqFcFdf No.25015 Reply
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>there are people who poop in gatorade bottles, ferment, and sniff it
wow I felt fucking guilty doing coke last night. do you goblinos even feel?

Slamming jenk

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- Fri, 15 Nov 2019 22:32:39 EST s/yOxIby No.25250
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Any experience with IV jenk and dosage before I hurt myself
Wesley Hucklehark - Sat, 16 Nov 2019 18:48:23 EST gxakdBfF No.25251 Reply
use 0.2 micron filter and ask a good friend who knows what he/she's doing to inject you instead of doing it yourself, cause you will pass out before you count to 3 and someone has to pull out the needle. Also I'd rather plug it honestly, gas in veins causes bubbles and that's bad omen in the doodoo-space.
Henry Hishchore - Mon, 18 Nov 2019 23:20:52 EST W6ig4kxM No.25253 Reply
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I figured out how to crystalize urine and rail it, but I don't know the tek on IV jenk. Why not just put a massive balloon of conventioal jenk on a grav bong and get to the 13th plane of jenklicinations that way?
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Poop Lady from Hoarders

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- Wed, 29 May 2019 21:54:32 EST aR1s6vtf No.25080
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Ya'll seen her? Is she not just getting high off the jenk lab that is her house? They told her she was "mentally ill" in the episode, but who has the right to tell a person what they can and cannot do with their own poop?

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Nigel Gosslekad - Thu, 26 Sep 2019 05:18:59 EST 0C60jD48 No.25218 Reply
She's gotta get high just standing in that place. She's got a jenk factory.
Priscilla Dublingmun - Mon, 14 Oct 2019 22:42:24 EST wFZEmrNE No.25228 Reply
whelp that's enough internet for me today
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David Drabblewill - Tue, 12 Nov 2019 23:12:46 EST v1WSEaEs No.25247 Reply

She's been eating poop for 12 years. Everyone knows jenk can be dosed orally.

Mental Ulfkhassen

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- Sat, 09 Nov 2019 22:18:58 EST hv5pxFlV No.25244
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Ulf... It's like yuuuuulk... YUUUUULK.... deep down from the belly like yurrrrrrrllllk.... Deep deep down from the underground.
Alice Soblinghood - Tue, 12 Nov 2019 21:10:45 EST jgO6v32g No.25245 Reply
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From the pit of my stomach,
great odor sniffed and barfed.
It is time, the brown angel has come,
Yulk the policeman sad YYYYYYYYuLK

Reasons 2 jenk #1

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- Wed, 16 Oct 2019 15:29:22 EST yUIYJD4I No.25231
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My favorite reason as to why jenkem is so good for me and my friends and family is that it really encourages healthy eating and it helps us maintain a healthy BMI. right before we all take turns over the shit funnel we binge on milk and spicy cheeses and last week my daughter (she just turned 7 shes so sweet) said she ate some laxatives just to get every last bit of shit out. my daughters jenk is the sweetest i've ever huffed it tastes just like candies. we have a little system and start fermenting new jenk every week to 8 days maximum just to keep the good shit flowing so we never quite run out but last week my son raided the family stockpile and brownhoused the whole basement with his friends it was so funny we all got a bit of the jenk before it went up to God in heaven luckily my wife had a stockpile ready for emergencies that shes been keeping in the toiletries cupboard and that lasted us out until the next batch was finished brewing and thats why i say EVERY WEEK WE HAVE TO COLLECT OUR SHIT FOR THE JENKEM, JUST IN CASE. we've never been closer than when we're browning out to malcom in the middle reruns together and that's why we're a jenkem family. - an excerpt from my book My Jenkem Family Oh, and this picture? thats just me harvesting into my favorite bottle, its hacked so that you can just pull the trigger to fill up some N.A.S.T.Y jenk balloons on the fly.
Jarvis Cerrystock - Sun, 20 Oct 2019 05:00:43 EST lEjHa+I7 No.25235 Reply
well ya know what they say
the family that jenks together, stinks together

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