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Ayurvedic Cow Jenk

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- Mon, 02 Sep 2019 22:09:30 EST KGF6qW0j No.25186
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sup /jenk/,
I've got a contact promising me genuine Ayurvedic Cow Jenk.
But what I want to ask is if it is a legit thing?
Nigel Blullyfodging - Fri, 27 Sep 2019 04:18:35 EST QTXRvdMp No.25219 Reply
It's a legit thing, it has to be made in a certain way with some ingredients added, but it's not really better than your standard stuff. Mostly just indians that get placebo off of it cows being holy and all, and the ayurvedic spices makes them feel more at ease with huffing the jenk, masks the stank just slightly.
It's more of a religious preparement, will only affect somebody who believes in the implications. And only when used in actual ritual procedure. Mostly by the aghoris.
A good similar example would be altar/communal wine. Won't get you any drunker or anything, it just has certain rules to how it is allowed to be made. In your case it's most likely a sellers trick, sounds cool with "altar wine" / "ayurvedic jenkem". And even if it is genuine, it's most likely stolen goods, might have been stored incorrectly since they don't know how, they're just common peddlers who came into possession of it.
Would not recommend buying, if you must just because maybe you won't have access again, don't pay any more than 1.5x the usual rate for standard jenk.
Nigel Blullyfodging - Fri, 27 Sep 2019 11:08:24 EST QTXRvdMp No.25221 Reply
If it's genuine ACJ though, you'll be able to tell in how the spices have combined with the shit scent slightly, turning it slightly different, more nose-palatable. Fake ACJ will just be like standard jenk but more barnyardy, and like a topnote of the cheapest spice they could get ahold of in bulk (most likely gone off ones stolen from what the stores throw out out the back to be picked up), added in cloying amounts, making you almost forget about the shitsmell because of how annoying and sharp the spice note is.
Esther Gittingcocke - Tue, 01 Oct 2019 04:21:23 EST QTXRvdMp No.25223 Reply
Wait a last thing, there's also two kinds of genuine ACJ, either the common kind for common folk that's just the spices mixed in for production (though in carefully weighed amounts). But for the real prime grade ACJ they actually feed the cows feed with the spices in them, so it gets digested and changed inside the cows intestines. Like that coffee where it's of beans shat out by some lemure or whatever. Very rare, it's not something you and me would ever even get to lay our eyes on, why I didn't think to mention it.
If it is stolen goods, it could on a tiny tiny chance actually be the prime grade, if they got into the shipping container of some high-up dude they could've accidentally gotten more than they bargained for. Don't give your real name if you buy it, the owners will definetely be on the hunt for these dudes, and you don't want your name on the buyers list if they are found.


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- Wed, 09 Oct 2019 00:46:09 EST W6ig4kxM No.25224
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anyone tried microdosing jenk yet? i've been thinking about getting a little high at work to make it a more tolerable experience relative to the hourly pay rate (i work in a sawmill), but i haven't tried it yet cause i guess i'm not sure i could handle it if i took too much by accident.
anyone else who microdoses, plz give me any good avdice you got or tell me about your experiences.
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- Wed, 18 Sep 2019 09:11:59 EST dvEua3is No.25214
File: 1568812319160.gif -(1464671B / 1.40MB, 384x472) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. SONGS ABOUT THE JENK
Cypress Hill - Hits From The Pong

Fugees - Huffin' It Slowly

Will Smith - Gettin' Shitty Wit It
Edwin Chemblechure - Wed, 18 Sep 2019 20:59:37 EST 6ftQUVjF No.25215 Reply
Mariah Carey - All I Want For Christmas Is Poo
Nicholas Sunnerwig - Thu, 19 Sep 2019 16:10:23 EST dvEua3is No.25216 Reply
The Poolice - Every Breath You Take

Jenkem Cocktails

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- Thu, 12 Sep 2019 20:54:17 EST QTXRvdMp No.25204
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So I've been pondering this a while, what would be the best mixer for a nice potent batch of the jenk?
Would it be safe to mix jenkem with ether, or would a reaction happen?
What about a sligt sip of airhorn gas right before you plateu?
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Rebecca Shittingridge - Sat, 14 Sep 2019 17:47:25 EST QTXRvdMp No.25211 Reply
You mean the only good mixer for jenkem is more jenkem?
Sounds like a bit of a waste to not sniff antedeluvian jenkem pure. Just like you wouldn't blend out old saved whisky with fresh one. Savour it on it's own, since when it's gone it's gone, no more within your lifetime.
Matilda Honeyspear - Sun, 15 Sep 2019 01:24:12 EST 0BVbjoKe No.25212 Reply
>no more within your lifetime.
i dunno about that, i think that as climate change ramps up and the ice caps and glaciers start melting faster that the long frozen preserved ice age animal shits will become more and more common.
Phineas Hongertodging - Sun, 15 Sep 2019 11:00:16 EST QTXRvdMp No.25213 Reply
I just wanna know if I'm gonna have a sheißure if I mix jenkem and ether dude

Shitcoin, the coin that /jenk/ deserves

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- Tue, 27 Aug 2019 11:10:26 EST j/M7lEx+ No.25172
File: 1566918626847.png -(42370B / 41.38KB, 221x285) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Shitcoin, the coin that /jenk/ deserves
It's time to pay back /jenk/ for all it's years of service to the world, keeping those too poor for even nutmeg, high as shit. Time to buy some balloons everyone! Real balloons, maybe even non-latex balloons! Maybe even get an airhorn and have pressurized jenk that's loud as shit!

Post an erc-20 compatible wallet address, such as one from metamask, and receive an arbitrary about of shitcoin to fuel your jenk habits! Or if I pass out and forget that I made this thread, just go to https://shitcoin.fun and use the automatic airdrop claiming function...
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John Wayne !!vVWR8L52 - Sun, 08 Sep 2019 06:06:56 EST SSmXf+FI No.25194 Reply
Hey look we have the same ID
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John Wayne !!vVWR8L52 - Sun, 08 Sep 2019 06:07:36 EST SSmXf+FI No.25195 Reply
I mean tripcode...
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Super Stank

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!M6R0eWkIpk - Tue, 11 Nov 2014 12:02:30 EST ontOm7t9 No.23656
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A jenk so stank you brown out permanently just from hearing about it.
So the rumor is there is some JENK imported from China that is supposed
to be some REAL killer SHIT. Have any of you shit hippies heard about this?
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Hidden secrets revealed?

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- Mon, 02 Sep 2019 01:36:19 EST GW/Ba+DD No.25182
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How many mothers on maternity leave caring for their babies do you think get jenked as all fuck using the diapers as source material for jenkane gas isolation? If had to hang around and do nothing but watch soap operas and care for a baby all day I know I'd spend some time making jenk and getting wasted, so I bet those mothers do too.
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Hannah Blythefuck - Tue, 03 Sep 2019 15:51:14 EST OEJdUMyu No.25188 Reply
Get with the times, grandpa. My dealer got a stock of jenk vape carts last week. The aroma in INTENSIFIED
Polly Drudgedudge - Mon, 09 Sep 2019 00:56:42 EST W6ig4kxM No.25198 Reply
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Martha Bummlekot - Wed, 11 Sep 2019 02:27:25 EST QTXRvdMp No.25199 Reply
>hidden secrets
More like taboo PedoJenkem.
How dare you ferment the forbidden fruit?
It's wrong, and disgusting, that's what it is.

If you want something like it but without the taboo (and less dangerous intoxication, an undeveloped gut-flora doesn't have the protection to fend itself against infectious growths), you hire a virgin girl of age (best to obey the laws of your country, it could be misinterpreted as something sexual), a shit-maiden if you please, to be the vessel of your jenkem precursor.

Everyone in my town has cholera

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- Tue, 13 Aug 2019 18:10:40 EST 7oe8Z+Fv No.25159
File: 1565734240736.png -(66106B / 64.56KB, 1914x910) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Everyone in my town has cholera
I live in rural town in pennsylvania, and we still use well water. Me and two friends were trying to shit at the well to make fire jenkem but we accidentally dropped the bag into the well. Needless to say we couldnt retreive it, so we just went home. Fast foward to today, 3 days later, cholera is flaring up everywhere. Fuck
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CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Thu, 15 Aug 2019 17:25:33 EST e9poW4HA No.25163 Reply
Why the hell do you have so many people in town using the same well?
Albert Fallertad - Mon, 19 Aug 2019 17:13:22 EST fOpZXCCy No.25167 Reply
Well what, what well? Well well well, we'll well welly wells today boys!

jenk on da go

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!kj3KJ4EQ7g - Mon, 12 Aug 2019 18:53:21 EST lEjHa+I7 No.25156
File: 1565650401965.jpg -(54266B / 52.99KB, 970x546) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. jenk on da go
sup /jenk/

i've been setting up a mobile jenk lab with old Franzia wine bags, and i gotta say, i think this is the future, boys. something about brewing in malleable plastic really brings the jenkylamide out in this brew. trace amounts of wine left in the bag contribute to its earthy yet floral bouquet. try it!!

1) shit and piss in an old Franzia bag (i used a funnel when i had diarrhea)
2) add a small spoonful of sugar (for flavor)
3) reattach the spigot, be sure its closed
4) stuff the bag back inside the box

you can test your brew by attaching a balloon to the end of the spigot, turning it on, and gently squeezing the box to 'burp' a few hits of jenk into the balloon.

jenkboxes are great for parties, get-togethers, and just general jenking on the go. the added benefit of the box is that not only is it easy to conceal from cops, but you could even turn someone onto jenk unknowingly, should they try to get a glass of 'wine'
Esther Blussleridge - Tue, 13 Aug 2019 17:21:33 EST iEjJiFak No.25158 Reply
Jesus you must be out of your LIVING MIND, friend.
Stewart Pisshands - Sun, 18 Aug 2019 08:51:07 EST E/LMgznD No.25165 Reply
This is really innovative and gives me hope that one day jenk researchers will be able to reduce it to a vapeable concentrate but obviously we’re years away from that kind of jenking.

Also, maybe I’m just a purist snob, but I would never add sugar to my brew! Maybe for a 100 lb female on her first huff just to take the edge off hahaha! But to each their own. I don’t mean to be harsh on a butt brother


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- Tue, 04 Jun 2019 14:20:36 EST y9+fFqJT No.25085
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Edwin Fanhall - Fri, 28 Jun 2019 13:55:51 EST aR1s6vtf No.25101 Reply
I know everything
My experience is jenk is good
Huff jenk
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- Wed, 19 Jun 2019 11:16:15 EST KL8xHkSc No.25093
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all hail Poo-Tan!!
Hamilton Birryfield - Thu, 20 Jun 2019 22:22:26 EST MvilcPl7 No.25094 Reply
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You mean poo-tine? I love poutine, makes my jenk extra slime

stinky situation i

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- Sun, 23 Jun 2019 17:08:06 EST rdwCYMuM No.25096
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Does anyone else remember Jenkem being spelled Jankem?
People even used to call it Jank.
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Hedda Shakedock - Wed, 26 Jun 2019 18:18:26 EST XhLE98r6 No.25100 Reply
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Captain, it appears we've traveled into an alternate reality, a divergent timeline from our own.
Hamilton Mittinghick - Mon, 01 Jul 2019 16:55:48 EST SSmXf+FI No.25106 Reply
I do recall those olden' days. Back then we used to walk 16 miles to get fixed up by our local dealer. There were no cars at that time, rather we would ride on what was commonly referred to as "cers". Well those were dark times, boy, I wish you haven't reminded me of them.
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Surrendered to the Jenk (a poem)

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- Fri, 19 Jul 2019 15:17:49 EST K1CzdM+m No.25126
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Lose yourself in the illusion
The scent - erotic
Lose your sense
The core
The core sexuality
The altered mentality
The destruction of the tenuous ties
The tension
The tenuous ties
Your mind and reality
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John Gimmlechot - Sat, 20 Jul 2019 10:35:46 EST 79fWIgUa No.25129 Reply
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Embrace the destruction of ANYTHING that connects you to what you think reality is.
Nigel Nennerstick - Sun, 21 Jul 2019 19:41:18 EST 3pgwO2RO No.25132 Reply
GITS with the wanna waya wanna... Waya wanna wanna... Moana... You wanna mama hama lama mamma nanna namma manna? Haw?? Haw hunna bunna??
Matilda Hankinlock - Sat, 10 Aug 2019 21:47:51 EST iEjJiFak No.25151 Reply
My mind has evaporated.

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