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Whoomp! There it is!! :)

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- Wed, 24 Jul 2019 17:14:36 EST 7omvxkUS No.25140
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Waaaaaaaaa iama lamma mamma holy fucking lamma mama!! Lamma mamma!! HAHAHA I'm the lamma mamma you wanna WANNA wanna?? Wanja jawannawanna! Lemme be all like ha mama lama...
Clara Crupperwater - Thu, 25 Jul 2019 21:32:20 EST g6lcTVIi No.25142 Reply
It has commenced.
Henry Cluckleham - Tue, 06 Aug 2019 17:49:51 EST K1CzdM+m No.25150 Reply
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You guys ever hit the balloon while you're drinking and pick up the wrong bottle?

Sorry if this is the wrong place

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- Fri, 08 Mar 2019 23:56:56 EST aR1s6vtf No.25034
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How do you keep from psyching yourself out after a bad experience?

I had my first bad jenkem hit maybe a year and a half ago. I've jenked maybe once or twice since then. It seems like every time I do it I can't help but thinking "okay, this time isn't going to be like that one time... I'm going to stay calm and everything is going to be fine." But of course that becomes like my central thought, and it never ends well... It's never quite "bad" but I end up in some strange place where I'm just trying to wait it out while pretending I'm not trying to wait it out. I'm never able to open up the way I'm used to. There's fear... Deep deep down. I don't know how to get past it. I want to get past it, because I feel that I still have so many lessons to learn. And I'm frustrated because I feel like I'm unable to get back to that place I was before where I was just curious and open to whatever needed to be shown to me. There's a tension that I can't get rid of... I can't help but take everything way too seriously.

Sorry for rambling.
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Phoebe Gunnercocke - Mon, 11 Mar 2019 11:26:20 EST yJwlKpC+ No.25036 Reply
this, jenk from a depressed or anxious person will contain jenkylene acetate which actually antagonizes the jN-κ3 receptor (which is mainly responsible for the stereotypcial fecanoid experience.) there are a lot fewer studies on the effects of these types of jenkyl salts so be very careful with your dosage.
Angus Cheffingpog - Wed, 13 Mar 2019 22:53:05 EST mHq8lmcW No.25037 Reply
i always found it interesting how jenk from people who are depressed can have a negative effect on you. jenk seems to be a more spiritual drug than most as not only is it literally coming from your body, but it is also an effective way to spread certain energies... i find that if i use jenk from somebody who is in a bad place, let's say some kind of sketchy jenk dealer from a rough side of town... it's not the same type of experience as if i get a brew from a good friend of mine that i know is in a good place

jenk is fake

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- Sun, 25 Nov 2018 01:14:23 EST E0gWfrjE No.25020
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>"i sniff my own farts, the drug"
explain how jenk is real, science experts
you can't get high from sniffing farts
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Jenk Uygur - Wed, 12 Dec 2018 17:38:10 EST aR1s6vtf No.25026 Reply
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JFC read a book. Aldous Huxley wrote about jenkem in "Doors of Perception". Timothy Leary wrote about jenk on the regular and Thomas Metzinger mentions jenk extensively in his book "The Ego Tunnel". Jenkem vapor contains numerous psychoactive compounds including 5-MEO-Jenkylamine (a potent tryptamine), jenkyl acid, ibogaine, and nitrous oxide. Jenkem has been known about for tens of thousands of years. The ancient Egyptians, Chinese, and Sumerians all knew about it. There are jenk fermenting vases found in Belarus dating back to 400,000 years ago, probably made by Neanderthals.

Don't think jenkem works? Be a man and try it yourself. Otherwise stfu with your jenkem denial bullshit
Beatrice Dartbury - Thu, 28 Feb 2019 17:52:50 EST Y1UblAX6 No.25028 Reply
>Jenk denial
People are simply too paralysed by the social stigma and would rather ignore the proven science to save face. Nothing makes me feel more sick than a man without a backbone.
Hugh Blackhall - Sat, 20 Jul 2019 18:47:48 EST M/EoW4Gb No.25130 Reply
Definitely not your mom's pussy farts so get your nose out of her cunt.


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- Thu, 17 Nov 2016 21:04:13 EST Db3x8ycl No.24582
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i know this a joke board but i actually tried jenk for real and it got me high JENK IS FUCKING LEGIT
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Edwin Hazzlepid - Mon, 15 Jul 2019 01:55:13 EST bxonE3uJ No.25124 Reply
This board isn't a joke.

meconium jenk?

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!kj3KJ4EQ7g - Sat, 04 May 2019 20:47:24 EST lruLHft/ No.25063
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Sup /jenk/sters?

Me and my boys just spent the last couple of hours dumpster diving behind the hospital up the road. We camped out near the maternity ward so we could get our mitts on some fresh baby diapers full of meconium. would meconium make a super potent jenk? Here are some things to consider:

"Meconium is the earliest stool of a mammalian infant. Unlike later feces, meconium is composed of materials ingested during the time the infant spends in the uterus: intestinal epithelial cells, lanugo, mucus, amniotic fluid, bile, and water. Meconium, unlike later feces, is viscous and sticky like tar, its color usually being a very dark olive green; it is almost odorless. When diluted in amniotic fluid, it may appear in various shades of green, brown, or yellow. It should be completely passed by the end of the first few days after birth, with the stools progressing toward yellow (digested milk)."

So naturally me 'n the boys got to scheming and now we've got about 20 jugs brewing what'll possibly be the most FIRE jenk ever brewed! Anyways. Any professional /jenk/ers ever fucks with that meconium jenk?
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Lydia Hannerstatch - Mon, 15 Jul 2019 01:51:03 EST Hnvc7YiD No.25123 Reply
I think the Jenkanes produced by a base of that calibre will promote an even more spiritual experience than usual. Where a typical experience may involve visions of spirits or ancestors, due to the nature of the meconium, I theorise it may even connect you with the history of the source. You might witness the strangers ancestors and maybe even their experiences. I think with a particularly concentrated huff of such a brew, you may even be put in touch with YOUR OWN direct past lives and experiences. OP I hope you are able to return to us and report your findings, I am very interested to see if my theory is on the money.

Anyone care for some?

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- Thu, 11 Jul 2019 16:00:39 EST 0by/YfeZ No.25120
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My just made up a batch, who wants. To get fucking JENKED out of your God damn fucking MIND MIND MIND MIND MIND MIND MIND MIND MIND MIND MIND MIND???? Hmm? A jenk you wanna nanna...

The Realest Shit

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- Sun, 07 Jul 2019 06:20:59 EST czy89r61 No.25110
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Fanny Worthinggold - Sun, 07 Jul 2019 20:56:36 EST Q87S0IRT No.25111 Reply
Caroline Chagglestock - Sun, 07 Jul 2019 22:28:01 EST P++gQnZw No.25114 Reply
So I don't know where else to ask this.
Whenever I drink a lot of alcohol my poop smells like candy.
I'm talking like I will drink 2/5 of a gallon vodka.
Why does my doody smell sweet like cakes?
Fanny Worthinggold - Mon, 08 Jul 2019 10:55:59 EST Q87S0IRT No.25115 Reply
It's the sugar, dude. It's because alcohol is nothing but liquid sugar that's been turned into a toxin. If you don't stop you will die.

Street cannabis 'contains dangerous amount of faecal matter'

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- Thu, 04 Apr 2019 14:15:58 EST D01pPdv1 No.25049
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>Cannabis resin sold on the streets of Madrid is contaminated with dangerous levels of faecal matter, a study says.

>Traces of E.coli bacteria and the Aspergillus fungus were found by analysts who examined 90 samples bought in and around the Spanish capital.

>The samples of hashish were wrapped up in plastic "acorns" were the worst offenders, reportedly because of the way they are smuggled into the country.

Henry Chagglecocke - Sun, 07 Apr 2019 06:41:23 EST EvHhB5a6 No.25051 Reply
I think this doesn't apply to the cannabis resin that's produced industrially in states that have legalized marijuana.
Hamilton Mittinghick - Mon, 01 Jul 2019 17:08:40 EST SSmXf+FI No.25107 Reply
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It's just a strain of jenk produced by people who blaze tons of weed. Incidentally it also works the other way around.
User is currently banned from all boards

reducing ammount in combination

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- Mon, 20 May 2019 11:32:53 EST h5SkEBn5 No.25077
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i waws wondering if any of you migth know if it possible to reduce the combination by putting more in it before fermentation and if yes so how much longer if at all or higher temperature
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Barnaby Fuckingdale - Sun, 02 Jun 2019 19:51:46 EST 2mklHaT9 No.25083 Reply
Kevin Hershey or his lookalike faggier brother?
Salbert Ashford - Sat, 08 Jun 2019 14:52:32 EST aR1s6vtf No.25090 Reply
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Knock off the homophobia young man. This is a wholesome chan for jenk enthusiasts, not a Steven Crowder video.>>25083

Shittin' loud

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- Sun, 12 May 2019 01:33:11 EST 6ftQUVjF No.25072
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Gentlemen, I've been experimenting with a new jenk delivery method and after several failed attempts, I've cracked the code.
By injecting a half-empty airhorn with jenk gas, I have created a way to process jenkenoids via the ear canal. I call it "Shittin' Loud". When the airhorn is used, the jenk bypasses the respiratory system and is carried through the ears directly into the brain. On my first successful test run, I got so turnt on butt hash that I ate an entire live swan. Shit's cash yo.
Eugene Mavingnug - Sun, 19 May 2019 01:11:29 EST /QiCM8Nj No.25076 Reply

The combination of airhorns and jenkem may very well be the future of jenkem.


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- Wed, 15 May 2019 23:38:12 EST aR1s6vtf No.25074
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Got me some 30 year Johnnie Walker Jenkem, blended malt jenk from the green hills of Scotland. Gonna end a good Wednesday by gettin jenked all night and going in Thursday morning jenked out of my brains. Chairs jenkers

My jenk lab

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- Tue, 24 May 2016 19:39:43 EST eWn+G3gc No.24463
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Gapouch gaburra cartel industrial jenk manufacture aka JET from fallout

Da mystery of jenk

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- Sat, 06 Apr 2019 12:34:28 EST YKNSPHG3 No.25050
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The official jenk hood anthem.
Shout out 2 all my north memphiz crew slangin dat jenk

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Jenkem soundtrack

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- Wed, 03 Apr 2019 00:52:28 EST /QiCM8Nj No.25047
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Any of you brave souls listen to a soundtrack whilst jenking? Poast your favorite huff tunes

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