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Drug tests

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- Mon, 12 Mar 2018 21:45:53 EST aR1s6vtf No.24875
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Is it possible to hair or urine test for jenk? Asking for my dealer
Beatrice Mabblehock - Thu, 15 Mar 2018 15:57:56 EST ssm/lx9w No.24882 Reply
dude, stop trolling, you know shit ain't gonna show up on a drug test, how ridiculous.
Emma Bardfoot - Thu, 15 Mar 2018 23:55:31 EST pMnex1kg No.24883 Reply
wtf is wrong with people asking shit like this, just because 4-Methyl-Jenkanine metabolize into dopamine dosent mean its gonna show up on tests
Hannah Duckledeck - Wed, 11 Apr 2018 03:23:52 EST MTklAnpN No.24904 Reply
fill up a big jar about hallway up with your own urine and then take a shit in the jar. seal the lid and bring the jar around to my place and i'll test it for you. take a couple weeks for results.

long term effects of jenk?

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- Sat, 07 Apr 2018 00:47:01 EST MTklAnpN No.24900
File: 1523076421227.gif -(3517457B / 3.35MB, 480x270) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. long term effects of jenk?
i've been jenking regularly for about 2 decades. not erryday, but sometimes erryday, probably like 5 days a week on average. am i gonna die from this soon? i can't tell you what i'd be like if i didn't jenk 20 years so i don't really know if its impacting me negatively or not. with cigarettes its really easy to tell when it starts to hurt you, i quit smoking like 3 years ago because i knew i'd die if i didn't, that really helped.
anyway i don't want to quit the brown gas, i just don't want to have to be sketched out worrying if this is my last buzz or something like that every time i get high. so does any of you know if its bad for you in the long term and what effects to look out for?
also about like 2 months after i quit the cigs i found myself getting higher on less jenk and i assume it was because my lungs were working better, unexpected bonus from quitting cigs
Phyllis Pinnersurk - Sat, 07 Apr 2018 22:20:51 EST 4lpkOZWA No.24901 Reply
taking jenk is about as unhealthy as eating steak like it give u cancer in excess but really over time but like my granpa jenked for 30 years AND ate steak everyday and died at 84...... i think u safe bro

It's Been Post Apocalyptic Poo Gas the Entire Time!!!

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- Tue, 16 Jan 2018 11:27:50 EST mi6AaQX2 No.24840
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So just realized while I was reading Fallout lore that Jet is indeed jenk made from mutated cow shit. It's literally a Jenk inhaler...Why haven't you faggots gotten on this one? Huffing that post apocalyptic poo gas!
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Ebenezer Debbleman - Sat, 10 Feb 2018 18:15:53 EST 1sLV42HD No.24852 Reply
didnt you have to get sugar bombs to make ultrajet with that one ghoul guy? how does that work
Cyril Chivingstidging - Sun, 18 Mar 2018 17:46:53 EST 9vKqXhfm No.24886 Reply
put the sugar bombs into the bottle before the baloon is full, a tasty treat.
Henry Davingpane - Tue, 20 Mar 2018 14:28:49 EST B/nyTMAK No.24887 Reply

Obviously eating the sugerbombs made the ghouls radioactive ghoul dumps far more potent, thus increasing its potency.

Jenkem is not real.

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- Sat, 10 Feb 2018 12:18:21 EST fCLPqYYv No.24851
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What else can I say?
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Cedric Grandlock - Thu, 22 Feb 2018 01:08:54 EST HNi6pOfA No.24863 Reply
a large part of the government's drug control strategy is controlling public perception. people don't grow their own poppies to make opiates even though it is easy as fuck and dirt cheap because the government has done a very good job of not letting the idea get into too many people's heads. same thing goes for jenk. the government sets up this whole fancy plumbing system to dilute and then whisk the makings away from you as quickly as possible and they inundate you with information about how sewage is dirty and gross and causes disease and you have to do your own experiments to find out the truth about how awesome shit and piss are and when people finally start seeing the light the government starts up the "jenkem doesn't work" fake news machine which i have no idea how people even believe it since there are hieroglyphics in egypt from 4000 years ago showing how to make jenk. how does the government fake news department explain that away?
Lydia Fanwell - Sat, 17 Mar 2018 16:45:01 EST qhL2kqPJ No.24885 Reply
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the success of western civilization can be partially attributed to evolving alongside lots of natural jenkem. most of europe had open sewer systems up until the 19th century; combined with the products of rapid industrialization this creates a natural "jenk" in the air, spurring more innovation in manufacturing and creativity, in turn creating more population and more jenk, and the cycle continues.
a similar situation can be seen happening in india right now, there's a reason they're set to be a superpower by 2050.
Graham Bardham - Thu, 22 Mar 2018 14:10:01 EST qtoT6gGb No.24888 Reply
Word, look at japan, it used to be a little scrawny country in south east asia but what set it apart in the good ol' days was that they always used open sewer system. Well look at them now.


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- Wed, 07 Jun 2017 19:09:47 EST hApypHWy No.24723
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when did you first start using jenkem?
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Isabella Maffingfoot - Sun, 11 Mar 2018 19:14:40 EST 4SHSr+Ou No.24874 Reply
Mr Shit Hishnit, that is the creepiest post i've seen in a while.

Well done sir.
Alice Millyhood - Mon, 12 Mar 2018 22:11:55 EST aR1s6vtf No.24877 Reply
I broke into my parents jenk stash when I was 35 and been hopelessly addicted since but thankfully it saved me from my horrible weed addiction

you guys hear that?

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- Thu, 18 Jan 2018 20:33:39 EST Wovpr57N No.24842
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anybody else experienced mild auditory hallucinations when juffing henk?
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Ian Nerrystone - Mon, 22 Jan 2018 13:18:53 EST I73iNXc1 No.24849 Reply
Or a symphony of Oboes.

I never screencapped the greatest drug trip report ever :(
Mean Lean Codeine Machine - Wed, 14 Feb 2018 14:36:03 EST K6O8kltz No.24854 Reply
It's really all but mild

I call it the brown waterfall, because it sounds like a waterfall
Rebecca Nicklefoot - Thu, 15 Feb 2018 18:28:15 EST HMpZzeRz No.24855 Reply
what did you say?
I thought I heard dolphins whispering.
Pidgeons in the park whispering secrets about me.
That park has a nice bathroom, sometimes it floods, but more jenk for me.

Is making Jenk as easy as it seems?

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- Mon, 18 Dec 2017 19:54:14 EST ylHcicbJ No.24811
File: 1513644854532.jpg -(4812B / 4.70KB, 271x186) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Is making Jenk as easy as it seems?
Newbie here.

I have done some research and it seems all you do is:
>Eat dairy foods and spicy foods for a few days.
>Shit in bucket.
>Funnel it into another bottle and tie a balloon around it.
>Let it ferment for about 2 weeks.
>Untie balloon and inhale it.

Is that really all? If so....then hot damn how come everybody is not doing this shit..literally.
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Martha Crussleludge - Sat, 06 Jan 2018 20:09:07 EST ylHcicbJ No.24833 Reply
I am very interested to try your method. Could you be a little more specific when you say "bake awhile"? I want to make sure the batch I create is of good quality.
Esther Weblingville - Mon, 08 Jan 2018 07:06:04 EST 4SHSr+Ou No.24834 Reply
> Could you be a little more specific when you say "bake awhile"?

Jenkenes, Septajenkenes and Jenkenoids

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- Sat, 23 Dec 2017 06:48:08 EST MD136Fdy No.24815
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How exactly do the smell producing chemicals in jenk affect the high? I can tell for sure that the euphoria and hallucination vary in character from batch to batch, is that caused by the smell/flavor or some characteristic of the main Jenkane fraction?

pic is me
Doris Bardhall - Sun, 24 Dec 2017 11:11:35 EST p6PkPVeq No.24816 Reply
Aromatoxins bro. IT'S SCIENCE

Premium Sixx Brand Jenk

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- Thu, 11 Jan 2018 17:11:36 EST t7JBknyG No.24838
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Have you ever tried premium Jenk straight from Andy's asshole?
press !//CEObOMBY - Thu, 18 Jan 2018 03:11:00 EST BlM3Jkuv No.24841 Reply
ffs dude, just get a vpn or install linux tails and order it through the web
you really cant safely use that local stuff once your tolerance rises since its none standardized and its exact jenkane and secondary compound ratios can vary greatly from batch to batch

i read a lot of bad experience reports on red. d. it. about andys product

just buy some stank coins and find a vendor. we cant source here but there are a few sub red. d. its for jenkem

jenkem in the bedroom; butthash love

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- Sat, 06 Jan 2018 16:52:39 EST bS6B7lRU No.24832
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sup /jenk/

well, we finally did it. I told the gf about my jenk and not only was she okay with it, but she wanted to try some. i lit a candle and put it on the nightstand (gotta be careful with those jenk fumes). she didn't wanna do it directly, so i took a fat rip of jenk from my balloon and gave her a brown shotgun. immediately, her pupils dilated and she began to drool. i kept taking huge lungfuls and giving her shotguns and i dont know who browned out first, me or her.

we wanna try this again, but maybe at a lower dose. jenk sex is a little too trippy at those doses to be worthwhile. but what can i say? don't hide your jenk from your lover; experience it with them. we're deeper in love than ever.

but when jenkd
Archie Chammerstock - Sun, 18 Feb 2018 16:06:37 EST 4SHSr+Ou No.24856 Reply
This one is gold

is jenkem vegan?

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- Mon, 07 Aug 2017 13:33:55 EST N1RuQkKE No.24753
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is jenkem vegan?

asking for a friend

also bump while jenked
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Clara Boblingham - Sat, 06 Jan 2018 03:05:53 EST +GR79Xp9 No.24831 Reply
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Jenked out my mind man

is fungus smarter than us?

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- Sun, 31 Dec 2017 00:45:16 EST MD136Fdy No.24827
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so you got a stomach and you put food in it and your stomach turns the food into shit and piss and then you remove the piss and shot from your body and make jenk which you can ingest once in a while to enjoy yourself. sure if you start harvesting the makings you can jenk every waking moment, but you'll still wake up sober, which means that you were sleeping sober part of the time. plus it'd be a bit of hassle all that work making a lifetime supply.

if you were a fungus your stomach would be on the outside of your body, with the inside facing out and you would live in your food supply essentially swimming in nutrients and jenk for your entire life. you'd never be hungry and you'd never be sober.
doesn't that sound like the way to be? how slick is that fungus that lives in shit? my hero
Phineas Supperpare - Thu, 04 Jan 2018 21:27:07 EST 0wUAP/pq No.24829 Reply

Donald "Dump" warning

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- Fri, 29 Dec 2017 23:05:29 EST bS6B7lRU No.24822
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if ur jenk guy offers you a new flavor on the market called Donald Dump, DON'T INHALE. its cut with cat shit and roaches. my bro almost browned out from half a balloon the other night. i just wanted to warn all jenkers out there about this new shit on the market. yall be safe out there, and jenk moar

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