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Beginner thread

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- Wed, 19 Jul 2017 02:12:12 EST gxqgFsfi No.24743
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Alright you assholes, I know what happens when someone asks if jenk is real so I'm gonna skip that question.
Now, I'm an open minded person and I think I'm finally ready to make my own. Paying for it is out of the question as I want to know exactly what's in my batch. I need ideas and advice to get the most of my Jenkem

>what to eat & drink for the next two weeks
>what size bottle (I was thinking 2 L)
>how to bottle without losing the product or getting any on my hands
>how long to ferment for
>where to hide it from possible poachers
>any other tips & tricks

If it's inevitable to get some on my hands or clothes you might as well just tell me right off the bat please. I'll get over it
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David Drinnerpet - Wed, 19 Jul 2017 21:33:18 EST 7XeTAt/Y No.24744 Reply
>what to eat & drink for the next two weeks
Anything you like, experiment with different brews. I recommend potatoes and fruit.

>what size bottle (I was thinking 2 L)
2L is fine 3L is better
>how to bottle without losing the product or getting any on my hands
Poop in a bucket then use a funnel and a stick to jam it all in the bottle
>how long to ferment for
2 weeks minimum 1 month is better
>where to hide it from possible poachers
That's up to you man, I don't think many people will be after it jenk is still pretty niche
>any other tips & tricks
Huff errday
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Martha Chankinkick - Sun, 30 Jul 2017 15:06:40 EST N1RuQkKE No.24750 Reply
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pro brewmeister here, OP. i cant say much, but lets just say a few of my brown bombers might've made it across the border from my lab in mexico :y

anyways

>what to eat & drink for the next two weeks

i find that mexican or indian food is the best. be careful with your safrole intake, it leads to decarboxyolation of jenkylaminos and generally degrades the product. most foods that produce the loudest, rankest farts are the best. think brussels sprouts, broccoli, spinach, cheap beer, beef jerky; make sure to eat lots of hot sauce. adds a good flavor and a smooth mouthfeel.

>what size bottle (I was thinking 2 L)

2L are okay, but you want to be able to capture as much jenkane gas as possible. your average balloon won't inflate from the low, dense pressure of jenk gas, so youre going to need something thinner. i prefer to use a 5 gallon bucket (you can get them at any hardware store) with a magnum condom (for my monster dong) stretched all the way around the mouth of the bucket. magnum condoms are designed for length and girth and stretch easily. this will capture more gas. make sure the lube side out on the OUTSIDE. i made this mistake once.

>how to bottle without losing the product or getting any on my hands

you dont want to bottle jenk gas. it loses potency after a week or so. in my world, the fresher the better. if you MUST preserve, do it like kombucha/sourdough and save a jenk 'starter' for your next batch. it will have a lower ph content which is perfect for preservation. DONT let the starter dry out or it will deactivate. keep it moist and spray it with water once or twice a day. brewers yeast can be added for longer shelf life, as well as reducing the "earthy" flavors you find in lower quality brews. another way to preserve your jenk long-term is to convert it into Mexican Butt Popper form. this preservation renders the jenk VERY potent, so make sure to wash your hands if you go this route. PM me for details.

>how long to ferment for

ah yes, this is a rather controversial question. like wine and fine scotch, well aged jenk imparts a good headrush and long lasting high with great analgesic effect and intense visuals in larger doses. fresh jenk is usually enough for new users, but the experience jenkfiend will appreciate the subtleties and hangover-free effects of good, well aged, vintage jenk. I'm currently sitting on a 1994 Lusaka Splatterbomb which is one of the most intense jenk brews ever made, straight from the homeland.

>where to hide it from possible poachers

honestly, i havent had many problems with jenk poachers since i installed a security system at my jenk farm. i'd recommend investing in some cameras, shotguns, and pit bulls. be careful if you go the pit bull route; they are very sensitive to the effects of jenkylamide and it can cause unstable behavior in them. on a whole, you won't see many jenk poachers around since the market is flooded with good cheap jenk. your real problem will be flies. invest in flypaper.

>any other tips & tricks

huff jenk everyday, take lots of B complex, and keep the stank rank. and stop snitchin.

aight im out

nootropic effects in jenkem?

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- Fri, 28 Jul 2017 14:24:22 EST N1RuQkKE No.24748
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sup /jenk/?

long time browner here, first time poster.

i've been doing a lot of studying for my finals at Uni; at first i considered possibly reducing my brownouts, but the stress and pressure kinda got to me and I found myself dipping back into my jenk stash. i figured as an inhalant, jenk was bad for my neural pathways, but after about 3 weeks of pretty regular jenk usage, i swear I'm feeling some type of nootropic effects. i've been testing it with memory cards and tests, and I could almost swear my cognition has improved dramatically. which leads me to wonder: does jenkylamide have any nootropic effects? i could compare the results to be on par or even better than a noopept regimen. crazy shit, /jenk/!

have any of my fellow browners had any positive results? it can't be just me.

Lonely

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- Wed, 12 Jul 2017 03:35:51 EST H0XLXEKc No.24740
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Anyone in St. Louis wanna jenk meet tonight? I've got two bags 12 week load.

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- Wed, 03 May 2017 10:31:38 EST CROdZiwD No.24705
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anyone here finna trade stank tokens, need money for jenk
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Richard Robertson - Sat, 17 Jun 2017 01:26:26 EST HMpZzeRz No.24729 Reply
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I'm not stanky enough.

fuck u doin

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- Sun, 11 Jun 2017 01:51:07 EST DLmEFEWp No.24724
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seriously what is the point of this board, everybody knows jenkem is a hoax.
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Hugh Cruffingbark - Thu, 15 Jun 2017 10:43:25 EST 8HvthkOR No.24726 Reply
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Have you tried to Jenk? you just think it is a hoax because you haven't tried it yet. those sweet fumes get me rolling on the sweetest of highs.

Intentional OD

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- Tue, 30 May 2017 18:14:59 EST Tn+uuw0J No.24718
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If one was to want to end their life, would 0.5g of fent be enough to fell them? Assuming they had used in the past but had been clean for over a month.
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Ian Fezzlewell - Wed, 07 Jun 2017 09:34:41 EST 7fJHcePD No.24722 Reply
>>24718
Wrong board OP. If you want to die here, you're going to have to be full of shit.

Can you get jrunk?

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- Thu, 01 Jun 2017 18:49:39 EST +Niffqro No.24719
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yo so if you fermented your shit in booze could you drink the jenk juice and get jenked?
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Henry Siblingdire - Sat, 03 Jun 2017 13:39:08 EST 7XeTAt/Y No.24720 Reply
>>24719
Sorry Mr. Shittingwater, you have to inhale the jenkane.

No reason why you couldn't huff up a load of jenk then drink some beers though, that is if you're stull standing after taking a blast of the brown gas

Cross Dosing

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- Mon, 03 Apr 2017 16:12:29 EST gcInQXzH No.24696
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Has anyone ever tried using a Fingerbox while high on Jenkem?

I hear the combination can be euphoric but I've never tried it myself.
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Reuben Turveyshaw - Wed, 03 May 2017 15:27:19 EST 7XeTAt/Y No.24707 Reply
>>24696
I tried it once, completely passed out and woke up later and there was shit all over my fingerbox i still can't get the stank out
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Isabella Sadgebanks - Sat, 27 May 2017 06:18:02 EST seIs1qcE No.24717 Reply
It's a fucking meme
You get too distracted by the fingerbox action to enjoy the jenk high, they totally cancel out

Ihufed aan jenkwm nowican t workjm

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- Fri, 12 May 2017 12:42:42 EST 7XeTAt/Y No.24713
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Ihad sommeu jekn em at the partyhg nowit wont stop

fels gooddmen
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Jenny Winningtet - Sun, 14 May 2017 17:49:19 EST 6ftQUVjF No.24714 Reply
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>>24713
Jenked outta my gourd on some shit I harvested from a street in Calcutta

Darknet

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- Tue, 28 Mar 2017 14:49:05 EST c4ju3X+Y No.24692
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So I was wondering if there were any darknet vendors that sold quality jenk.
I know you can make it but I don't want to bother learning or going through the trouble so DON'T SUGGEST THAT.
Thanks.
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Barnaby Cronninglock - Thu, 30 Mar 2017 23:15:20 EST T5U6BGGI No.24694 Reply
>>24692
it's really hard to get through customs, that stank man
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Reuben Turveyshaw - Wed, 03 May 2017 15:26:13 EST 7XeTAt/Y No.24706 Reply
>>24692
Look man jenk is pretty niche and i've rarely seen it on the dark web. Your best bet is to find some chatroom of jenk enthusiasts and gain their trust cause they like to try a bunch of different brews and send them out to each other.

Frankly though you're a retard if you don't want to learn how to make some dank stank jank. It's as easy as shitting in a bottle.

Weapons

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- Sun, 12 Feb 2017 15:26:52 EST D4o6P4Tr No.24617
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I have a boner
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Isabella Hinningforth - Tue, 25 Apr 2017 03:08:31 EST vwOjEXad No.24702 Reply
>>24682

Jeaankkk beimmmpp gyduiis im SSO jeked rit nopww lloklool wutt???..
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CaukyFenksTibre !owU3wSU682 - Sun, 30 Apr 2017 03:27:02 EST 3dFmauRu No.24703 Reply
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>>24701
No u reatard

BUMP WJILE HUF;FNG POOP FUSME

eau de fagjizz

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- Sat, 18 Mar 2017 05:34:53 EST QJhQ3sLP No.24684
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can u get aids from inhaling gay jenk?
i hacked into my neighbors sewage line & i've been stealing his makings for a couple months now, long enough to have some good batches ready to go. so i just found out this dude is a homo.
am i indirectly sucking cocks if i huff the fumes off of his fermented poop?
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Nigel Bollybanks - Sun, 19 Mar 2017 11:59:17 EST W3dWJBT1 No.24685 Reply
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unless he has bowel cancer, or his blood is somehow bleeding into his shit, you should be fine
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Fanny Shittingford - Sun, 19 Mar 2017 21:53:38 EST QJhQ3sLP No.24686 Reply
>>24685
what if there was gay jizz in his ass when he pooped?
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Martha Purryford - Sat, 15 Apr 2017 23:57:45 EST lUGsLWI/ No.24700 Reply
>>24684
>can u get aids from inhaling gay jenk?
Only if the last cock in his ass was black.

Jenk For Dayz

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- Thu, 23 Mar 2017 22:16:20 EST YyKXhf9D No.24691
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So, I've been high of butthash for a long time. I wanna make a new strain of jenk that's really good. How do I do that
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Augustus Sublingfuck - Thu, 30 Mar 2017 00:19:51 EST f2WYj5No No.24693 Reply
jenk hard until u figure out how or until u die.
if u just brown out then u keep on jenkin when you come to

How to make the fucking best jenk?

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- Mon, 05 Dec 2016 01:37:04 EST Gy+Vn/dQ No.24586
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I want to make the best mother fucking batch of jenk that this world has ever seen. How do I do it? I was thinking of drinking a shitload of mountain dew eating a bunch of cheeseburgers, and fucking slamming a bunch of beer. Then I'd jump around on a trampoline till that sweet sweet sauce got bounced the fuck around in my stomach. I want this to be the best damn jenk this worlds ever seen. How the fuck do I do it? Does shaking up the food fucking make it a better jenk?
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Jarvis Shakeson - Sat, 07 Jan 2017 23:35:04 EST B/VOTRTr No.24601 Reply
A quality jenk batch can be made by a lactose intolerant person drinking large quantities of milk, I'd also recommend some pinto beans as well.

Look into those foods that contain sugars the body can't break down, which cause sporadic bacteria activity in the intestine. This is just one idea but I must confirm that milk trick was the best jenk I've ever tried, you might need to do some extensive research on gut fauna to create the absolute best mankind has ever seen.
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Nigel Fagglesodge - Mon, 20 Mar 2017 10:59:41 EST FL6hUCQo No.24688 Reply
The best Jenk will have the whole spectrum of Jenkaloids in it, including high proportions of Jenkane with a small mix of Jenkylene and less Jenkamine.

This means you have to ferment it with lots of different and diverse sources. Your own stash, yes, but also other people's stashes, preferably mixing up genders, races, diets, and even perhaps some animal brown.

Ferment this, extract your Jenk properly and you'll have a truly explosive combination. The stankiest stuff I've ever had was prepared in this fashion. If you want to go extra, you can even fill a gas bottle with your Jenk and use an oxygen supply mask hooked up to it to deliver it. It's an absolutely insane and sustained high but also dangerous because sometimes when you get browned out you don't even realise your oxygen mask is still feeding you high quality undiluted Jenk.
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Nicholas Clayman - Thu, 23 Mar 2017 02:21:52 EST f2WYj5No No.24690 Reply
the best jenk is the jenk that within arms reach

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