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- Tue, 28 Mar 2017 14:49:05 EST c4ju3X+Y No.24692
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So I was wondering if there were any darknet vendors that sold quality jenk.
I know you can make it but I don't want to bother learning or going through the trouble so DON'T SUGGEST THAT.
Thanks.
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Barnaby Cronninglock - Thu, 30 Mar 2017 23:15:20 EST T5U6BGGI No.24694 Reply
>>24692
it's really hard to get through customs, that stank man
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Reuben Turveyshaw - Wed, 03 May 2017 15:26:13 EST 7XeTAt/Y No.24706 Reply
>>24692
Look man jenk is pretty niche and i've rarely seen it on the dark web. Your best bet is to find some chatroom of jenk enthusiasts and gain their trust cause they like to try a bunch of different brews and send them out to each other.

Frankly though you're a retard if you don't want to learn how to make some dank stank jank. It's as easy as shitting in a bottle.

Weapons

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- Sun, 12 Feb 2017 15:26:52 EST D4o6P4Tr No.24617
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I have a boner
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Isabella Hinningforth - Tue, 25 Apr 2017 03:08:31 EST vwOjEXad No.24702 Reply
>>24682

Jeaankkk beimmmpp gyduiis im SSO jeked rit nopww lloklool wutt???..
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CaukyFenksTibre !owU3wSU682 - Sun, 30 Apr 2017 03:27:02 EST 3dFmauRu No.24703 Reply
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>>24701
No u reatard

BUMP WJILE HUF;FNG POOP FUSME

eau de fagjizz

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- Sat, 18 Mar 2017 05:34:53 EST QJhQ3sLP No.24684
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can u get aids from inhaling gay jenk?
i hacked into my neighbors sewage line & i've been stealing his makings for a couple months now, long enough to have some good batches ready to go. so i just found out this dude is a homo.
am i indirectly sucking cocks if i huff the fumes off of his fermented poop?
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Nigel Bollybanks - Sun, 19 Mar 2017 11:59:17 EST W3dWJBT1 No.24685 Reply
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unless he has bowel cancer, or his blood is somehow bleeding into his shit, you should be fine
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Fanny Shittingford - Sun, 19 Mar 2017 21:53:38 EST QJhQ3sLP No.24686 Reply
>>24685
what if there was gay jizz in his ass when he pooped?
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Martha Purryford - Sat, 15 Apr 2017 23:57:45 EST lUGsLWI/ No.24700 Reply
>>24684
>can u get aids from inhaling gay jenk?
Only if the last cock in his ass was black.

Jenk For Dayz

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- Thu, 23 Mar 2017 22:16:20 EST YyKXhf9D No.24691
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So, I've been high of butthash for a long time. I wanna make a new strain of jenk that's really good. How do I do that
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Augustus Sublingfuck - Thu, 30 Mar 2017 00:19:51 EST f2WYj5No No.24693 Reply
jenk hard until u figure out how or until u die.
if u just brown out then u keep on jenkin when you come to

How to make the fucking best jenk?

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- Mon, 05 Dec 2016 01:37:04 EST Gy+Vn/dQ No.24586
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I want to make the best mother fucking batch of jenk that this world has ever seen. How do I do it? I was thinking of drinking a shitload of mountain dew eating a bunch of cheeseburgers, and fucking slamming a bunch of beer. Then I'd jump around on a trampoline till that sweet sweet sauce got bounced the fuck around in my stomach. I want this to be the best damn jenk this worlds ever seen. How the fuck do I do it? Does shaking up the food fucking make it a better jenk?
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Jarvis Shakeson - Sat, 07 Jan 2017 23:35:04 EST B/VOTRTr No.24601 Reply
A quality jenk batch can be made by a lactose intolerant person drinking large quantities of milk, I'd also recommend some pinto beans as well.

Look into those foods that contain sugars the body can't break down, which cause sporadic bacteria activity in the intestine. This is just one idea but I must confirm that milk trick was the best jenk I've ever tried, you might need to do some extensive research on gut fauna to create the absolute best mankind has ever seen.
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Nigel Fagglesodge - Mon, 20 Mar 2017 10:59:41 EST FL6hUCQo No.24688 Reply
The best Jenk will have the whole spectrum of Jenkaloids in it, including high proportions of Jenkane with a small mix of Jenkylene and less Jenkamine.

This means you have to ferment it with lots of different and diverse sources. Your own stash, yes, but also other people's stashes, preferably mixing up genders, races, diets, and even perhaps some animal brown.

Ferment this, extract your Jenk properly and you'll have a truly explosive combination. The stankiest stuff I've ever had was prepared in this fashion. If you want to go extra, you can even fill a gas bottle with your Jenk and use an oxygen supply mask hooked up to it to deliver it. It's an absolutely insane and sustained high but also dangerous because sometimes when you get browned out you don't even realise your oxygen mask is still feeding you high quality undiluted Jenk.
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Nicholas Clayman - Thu, 23 Mar 2017 02:21:52 EST f2WYj5No No.24690 Reply
the best jenk is the jenk that within arms reach

The richest unironically includes jenk on video called "The Strangest Ways Kids Are Getting High"

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- Sat, 18 Feb 2017 21:49:51 EST 0+A1zL91 No.24621
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Not sure whether to joke about this or point out how naive they are, so just watch. This is meme-tier levels of information. Skip to 2:35 for jenk shoutout.

https://youtu.be/42J614Iasg0
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Priscilla Fudgebark - Sun, 26 Feb 2017 03:39:54 EST Sc5SxGWb No.24668 Reply
>>24621
that was surprisingly accurate, what part was the joke?
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Nigel Fagglesodge - Mon, 20 Mar 2017 10:52:24 EST FL6hUCQo No.24687 Reply
>>24668
not OP but he's right that shit was retarded. she said you get high from the methane but that's only a small part of the jenk high, she didn't mention any of the complex jenkanoids that give us that unbeatable stanky high.

also she said it was used in zambia well use that's true but it's not just used there so that's misinformation too. dumb bitch probably doesn't realise she works with several stank fiends. it's just not out in the open because of the social stigma against it.

Dad's jenklab

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- Sun, 06 Sep 2015 20:26:21 EST JVlGuWQk No.24199
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So, my dad has been acting very secretive lately. We moved into a large house that has a lot of spare rooms. One of these rooms he locks with a key and never seems to let anyone see inside.

Last week he has been away with my Mother for the weekend, I searched all over the house until I found the key, eagerly opened it up. To my amazement there was an entire jenk farm going on. No, I'm not talking about a simple homebrew, this was a fucking superlab. I've never seen anything like it, he must be supplying the entire region with butthash, grade A fucking butthash. I was super careful not to touch anything, I don't want him to know I've been in his lab.

My original plan was to talk about this to him, get a close hookup and maybe with some luck I could middleman a bit. But today the lab door was open, this was odd because he was home. I crept in and all the equipment was gone, almost as if it never existed. He must have known I was in but I have no fucking clue how.

I'm pissed off now and I feel guilty.
Should I bring this up with him?
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Hedda Greenspear - Mon, 13 Mar 2017 00:37:51 EST gIsDsKNW No.24678 Reply
>>24199

I'm just lurking but I wouldn't say you basically broke into his lab from his perspective. Key or no key.

Just ask what smells foul in the house. Eventually it will come up.

ALso how old are you.

ethical question

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- Sat, 11 Mar 2017 18:38:22 EST s9RnC9Mq No.24675
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All this jenk coming in from china recently. the stuff is so cheap yet better than anything you can get here. more potent, smooth taste, no 'jenkthroat', just overall better drugs.

But my brain cant just let me enjoy nice things. I just realized why chinese jenk is so much more mellow and high quality and dirt cheap.

Its probably being made by child slaves in inhumane jenk factories. it makes sense that a youthful gut biome would produce danker yeilds, but can I really keep doing the stuff knowing the inhumane conditions they were made?
its bad vibes
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Matilda Dartstock - Sat, 11 Mar 2017 21:19:27 EST Gy+Vn/dQ No.24676 Reply
Man sometimes I fall so far down the jenk hole I dont even think about things like that. You think about life? The things that matter? Human lives? And I just think about jenk. How jenked can I get today? How much fucking jenk can I do? And you know what? Life just fades.

Sure, it might be unethical jenk. But when you get addicted you'll do anything. Fuck dude I jenked some stuff straight out of a porta john the other day. And I'll be damned that was a good jenk. All jenk is good jenk man.
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Shit Sasslestock - Sun, 12 Mar 2017 04:08:08 EST QJhQ3sLP No.24677 Reply
>>24676
there is nothing unethical about getting high as fuck and feeling great. anyone who suggests otherwise is just jealous.

>inhumane jenk factories
D.A.R.E. bullshit propganda from the nancy reagan era, proven to be fake decades ago. investigations into the chinese black market for jenk have never revealed your slave factories, they only found ambitious, hard working people taking advantage of the country's lack of sewage infrastructure to make some big J batches on the cheap.


Fresh Frozen Extraction TeK

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- Sun, 26 Feb 2017 03:54:51 EST Sc5SxGWb No.24669
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For a few days I defecated into jars which I immediately put into the -30ºF deep freeze. I also collected my urine boiled off the water content. After 4 days I microplaned my frozen shit and mixed it with my dehydrated piss, put some dry ice in the CLS jacket & loaded my stuff in there. I ran a 50/50 butane/propane for a wider ranging extraction and recovered 8% return rate after a 72hr vac purge of nearly pure shit oil.
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Lydia Buzzlock - Wed, 01 Mar 2017 20:52:19 EST Gy+Vn/dQ No.24670 Reply
Problem is that this stuff might be too potent. If you sniff too hard off some pure like this you might be so damn jenked that your whole fucking life is going to change. People talk about ego death on acid, well they don't know about what a jenk overdose is like.

Here's the thing. At first, you'll be feeling good. The next thing you know you jenked too hard off that pure. Your eyes are gonna change colors your hearts gonna race. People will be able to smell that sweet sweet jenk coming off of you. And you know what ? Free your funky mind and your funky ass will follow.

You'll start to see the world differently if you overdose on jenk. Where some men will see a used toilet? You'll see that next stash. When someone sees a dark world? You'll see jenk. Fucking go into this prepared. Cause pure jenk like that can blow your fucking mind.

I've stepped deeper down the jenk hole than I thought I ever would. Now? I've got to ingest jenk to get really get a buzz. It gets on my clothes and you can smell it coming off me. People might judge, but they don't fucking know. They can't understand. I've freeded my fucking mind. And I might be a jenk addict by my eyes? My eyes are open to this world.

Follow me down the rabbit hole brother you'll meet me there.

It's now officially enforced by law.

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- Wed, 01 Feb 2017 18:26:30 EST wrNTk+VX No.24611
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Sun, 05 Feb 2017 00:32:22 EST OCPNjWtH No.24614 Reply
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CHECK IT OUT GUYS! IT'S HAPPENING!

According to the article he wants medical jenk establishments across the nation by June of this year.
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Hamilton Wapperchan - Thu, 23 Feb 2017 18:22:58 EST bDTQt76j No.24664 Reply
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>>24614
jesus christ mate I think your PC is older than I am
does opera crashes when you have 5 different sites open?
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CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Fri, 24 Feb 2017 21:43:51 EST l+4H4GyT No.24665 Reply
>>24664
It's just a Windows Classic theme on Vista. Gmail crashes it all the time, but most sites work fine. I can pile up many tabs of porn without too much lag.

jenk kingpin soon

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- Sat, 24 Sep 2016 23:35:37 EST 8FFjxEPF No.24547
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has anyone ever managed to make artificial jenk in the lab? how do you do it?
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Shitting Pocklekag - Thu, 17 Nov 2016 17:02:34 EST fjIdtCDH No.24581 Reply
>>24547
it is possible but it makes a poor quality jenkem. There's something synergistic about hot mexican food and colon magick.
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Nell Pottingbedge - Thu, 12 Jan 2017 21:50:32 EST nd6LF9Rj No.24604 Reply
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>>24547

That looks just like Monrovia, Liberia
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Jenny Grimbanks - Mon, 20 Feb 2017 00:23:34 EST GRj5ZS6s No.24622 Reply
All jenk is artificial jenk because all jenk is man made.

Unless you are doing animal jenk and only if the animal in question wasn't made with artificial insemination.

However, I did make some artificial jenk in my jenk lab with a machine similar to link related:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSFe91XlwYQ

If anybody is going to get into some serious jenking I recommend getting a jenk rig so you can experiment and create new strains.

jenk isn't real

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!ryBONGJej. - Sun, 31 Jul 2016 14:10:21 EST Eokgx51h No.24512
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Frederick Chennerfield - Sun, 31 Jul 2016 18:58:03 EST j9yfopIv No.24513 Reply
why can't I ignore this dumbass tripfag? holy shit, what an obnoxious prick, fuck off. jenkem irael
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CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Sun, 31 Jul 2016 22:18:30 EST fkyZoO/J No.24514 Reply
Reported, thread hidden, user ignored, no bump.

easy jenk

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- Mon, 02 Jan 2017 18:51:20 EST oNmiRD7c No.24594
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i've finally come round to the idea of huffing my own shit, so please /jenk/, pass on thy knowledge on the easiest jenk recipe, how long it needs to brew, how much does it smell when contained? will it stink my house out or should i put it in the shed?? what am i to expect from my first high?
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Basil Famblehood - Sun, 08 Jan 2017 00:40:52 EST 7RHpwr1s No.24602 Reply
>>24596
doesn't really matter if it's runny or solid, it's still the same particles. i have not had 'dmt' like experiences on jenk, i just relaxed and half stoned. anyone who tells you its OMG LSDx9384983!!! is full of shit

the guy above you said wait 3 weeks but i've had really good batches hit me after just leaving it brew for a day or two (usually leaving it in the sun, maybe it speeds up the process?)

happy jenking, be sure to report back
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Nathaniel Sondlebeck - Fri, 20 Jan 2017 09:08:12 EST bF4TIVnJ No.24609 Reply
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>>24602
>>24595
>when you're not sure if they are shitposting or actually literally sniff shit

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