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ethical question

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- Sat, 11 Mar 2017 18:38:22 EST s9RnC9Mq No.24675
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All this jenk coming in from china recently. the stuff is so cheap yet better than anything you can get here. more potent, smooth taste, no 'jenkthroat', just overall better drugs.

But my brain cant just let me enjoy nice things. I just realized why chinese jenk is so much more mellow and high quality and dirt cheap.

Its probably being made by child slaves in inhumane jenk factories. it makes sense that a youthful gut biome would produce danker yeilds, but can I really keep doing the stuff knowing the inhumane conditions they were made?
its bad vibes
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Matilda Dartstock - Sat, 11 Mar 2017 21:19:27 EST Gy+Vn/dQ No.24676 Reply
Man sometimes I fall so far down the jenk hole I dont even think about things like that. You think about life? The things that matter? Human lives? And I just think about jenk. How jenked can I get today? How much fucking jenk can I do? And you know what? Life just fades.

Sure, it might be unethical jenk. But when you get addicted you'll do anything. Fuck dude I jenked some stuff straight out of a porta john the other day. And I'll be damned that was a good jenk. All jenk is good jenk man.
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Shit Sasslestock - Sun, 12 Mar 2017 04:08:08 EST QJhQ3sLP No.24677 Reply
>>24676
there is nothing unethical about getting high as fuck and feeling great. anyone who suggests otherwise is just jealous.

>inhumane jenk factories
D.A.R.E. bullshit propganda from the nancy reagan era, proven to be fake decades ago. investigations into the chinese black market for jenk have never revealed your slave factories, they only found ambitious, hard working people taking advantage of the country's lack of sewage infrastructure to make some big J batches on the cheap.


Fresh Frozen Extraction TeK

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- Sun, 26 Feb 2017 03:54:51 EST Sc5SxGWb No.24669
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For a few days I defecated into jars which I immediately put into the -30ºF deep freeze. I also collected my urine boiled off the water content. After 4 days I microplaned my frozen shit and mixed it with my dehydrated piss, put some dry ice in the CLS jacket & loaded my stuff in there. I ran a 50/50 butane/propane for a wider ranging extraction and recovered 8% return rate after a 72hr vac purge of nearly pure shit oil.
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Lydia Buzzlock - Wed, 01 Mar 2017 20:52:19 EST Gy+Vn/dQ No.24670 Reply
Problem is that this stuff might be too potent. If you sniff too hard off some pure like this you might be so damn jenked that your whole fucking life is going to change. People talk about ego death on acid, well they don't know about what a jenk overdose is like.

Here's the thing. At first, you'll be feeling good. The next thing you know you jenked too hard off that pure. Your eyes are gonna change colors your hearts gonna race. People will be able to smell that sweet sweet jenk coming off of you. And you know what ? Free your funky mind and your funky ass will follow.

You'll start to see the world differently if you overdose on jenk. Where some men will see a used toilet? You'll see that next stash. When someone sees a dark world? You'll see jenk. Fucking go into this prepared. Cause pure jenk like that can blow your fucking mind.

I've stepped deeper down the jenk hole than I thought I ever would. Now? I've got to ingest jenk to get really get a buzz. It gets on my clothes and you can smell it coming off me. People might judge, but they don't fucking know. They can't understand. I've freeded my fucking mind. And I might be a jenk addict by my eyes? My eyes are open to this world.

Follow me down the rabbit hole brother you'll meet me there.

It's now officially enforced by law.

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- Wed, 01 Feb 2017 18:26:30 EST wrNTk+VX No.24611
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Sun, 05 Feb 2017 00:32:22 EST OCPNjWtH No.24614 Reply
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CHECK IT OUT GUYS! IT'S HAPPENING!

According to the article he wants medical jenk establishments across the nation by June of this year.
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Hamilton Wapperchan - Thu, 23 Feb 2017 18:22:58 EST bDTQt76j No.24664 Reply
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>>24614
jesus christ mate I think your PC is older than I am
does opera crashes when you have 5 different sites open?
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CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Fri, 24 Feb 2017 21:43:51 EST l+4H4GyT No.24665 Reply
>>24664
It's just a Windows Classic theme on Vista. Gmail crashes it all the time, but most sites work fine. I can pile up many tabs of porn without too much lag.

jenk kingpin soon

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- Sat, 24 Sep 2016 23:35:37 EST 8FFjxEPF No.24547
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has anyone ever managed to make artificial jenk in the lab? how do you do it?
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Shitting Pocklekag - Thu, 17 Nov 2016 17:02:34 EST fjIdtCDH No.24581 Reply
>>24547
it is possible but it makes a poor quality jenkem. There's something synergistic about hot mexican food and colon magick.
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Nell Pottingbedge - Thu, 12 Jan 2017 21:50:32 EST nd6LF9Rj No.24604 Reply
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>>24547

That looks just like Monrovia, Liberia
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Jenny Grimbanks - Mon, 20 Feb 2017 00:23:34 EST GRj5ZS6s No.24622 Reply
All jenk is artificial jenk because all jenk is man made.

Unless you are doing animal jenk and only if the animal in question wasn't made with artificial insemination.

However, I did make some artificial jenk in my jenk lab with a machine similar to link related:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSFe91XlwYQ

If anybody is going to get into some serious jenking I recommend getting a jenk rig so you can experiment and create new strains.

jenk isn't real

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!ryBONGJej. - Sun, 31 Jul 2016 14:10:21 EST Eokgx51h No.24512
File: 1469988621766.jpg -(204776B / 199.98KB, 552x567) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. jenk isn't real
jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real jeankem isn't real
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Frederick Chennerfield - Sun, 31 Jul 2016 18:58:03 EST j9yfopIv No.24513 Reply
why can't I ignore this dumbass tripfag? holy shit, what an obnoxious prick, fuck off. jenkem irael
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CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Sun, 31 Jul 2016 22:18:30 EST fkyZoO/J No.24514 Reply
Reported, thread hidden, user ignored, no bump.

easy jenk

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- Mon, 02 Jan 2017 18:51:20 EST oNmiRD7c No.24594
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i've finally come round to the idea of huffing my own shit, so please /jenk/, pass on thy knowledge on the easiest jenk recipe, how long it needs to brew, how much does it smell when contained? will it stink my house out or should i put it in the shed?? what am i to expect from my first high?
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Basil Famblehood - Sun, 08 Jan 2017 00:40:52 EST 7RHpwr1s No.24602 Reply
>>24596
doesn't really matter if it's runny or solid, it's still the same particles. i have not had 'dmt' like experiences on jenk, i just relaxed and half stoned. anyone who tells you its OMG LSDx9384983!!! is full of shit

the guy above you said wait 3 weeks but i've had really good batches hit me after just leaving it brew for a day or two (usually leaving it in the sun, maybe it speeds up the process?)

happy jenking, be sure to report back
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Nathaniel Sondlebeck - Fri, 20 Jan 2017 09:08:12 EST bF4TIVnJ No.24609 Reply
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>>24602
>>24595
>when you're not sure if they are shitposting or actually literally sniff shit

jenkem newbie

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- Fri, 13 Jan 2017 22:43:43 EST XH3IEWt1 No.24605
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A lot of my friends do jenkem but I've always been afraid to try new drugs with them. But they've been doing it for a while and they're still alive. How bad is it really? I would like to hear stories from seasoned jenkem users.
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John Brisslefoot - Sat, 14 Jan 2017 00:21:07 EST Gy+Vn/dQ No.24608 Reply
Man you're not ready for that kind of darkness. I've gone on some hardcore jenkem binges son. Well beyond the fucking stuff that a normal person does. I mean, I've been in random porta potties I've smelled all sorts of shit. And you know what? I hit some real low. Being a jenk addict is hard as fuck. You don't want to deal with all that, you ain't ready for it. I bet you'd never even suck a dick for jenk.

Carrie Is ded

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- Sat, 24 Dec 2016 07:33:48 EST UW+8XIA4 No.24591
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Carrie Fisher ded Rest in Peas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9iwHbVJxbAo
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Phoebe Tootbury - Thu, 29 Dec 2016 00:03:50 EST FMo2lzN1 No.24592 Reply
goddamn why did anonamouse have to read what i already know, except that they smoked rock on hoth but that i coulda guessed, ALSO, WHY COULDN'T THE PLANE EMERGENCY LAND IN TEXAS WHERE THEY COULD HAVE SAVED HER

?!?!?!?!1/

god I love farts and dumps

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- Mon, 05 Dec 2016 01:58:24 EST 8xWEt+SM No.24587
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>mfw when I see someone taking a shit or farting
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Archie Semblefock - Thu, 22 Dec 2016 16:37:34 EST vkVEXwHB No.24590 Reply
I love the long drawn air farts
PFFFFFFFFFFFTTTT

jenk science

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- Tue, 12 Jul 2016 16:49:37 EST pjwbi7NP No.24503
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I recently noticed some trolls posting misinformation here so let me make one thing clear:

YOU CANNOT GET HIGH OFF YOUR FARTS.

Jenkem is the fumes given off by fermented shit (and sometimes piss). This undergoes a completely different chemical reaction than what happens when you fart. Think about it this way, you can't get high off of raw hops, but ferment those bitches and suddenly you're drunk as fuck. Same thing with jenkem.

Sigh. It's misinformation like LOL HUFF FARTS NIGGA that causes most people to not take jenkem seriously or even give it a chance. STOP DOING IT PLEASE.
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Hamilton Blatherham - Fri, 23 Sep 2016 23:35:16 EST Uh7bsBCI No.24546 Reply
lol nice graph
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Cornelius Somblepire - Fri, 14 Oct 2016 08:07:53 EST D4eeJPC5 No.24560 Reply
>>24535
>huffs sewage for entertainment
>worried about carcinogens
In the end it's the attitude that gives cancer, carcinogens are just a cooperative component
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Sidney Snodway - Thu, 24 Nov 2016 20:45:25 EST N84ipx7W No.24584 Reply
At first I read ''Cursive elixer of fartful cryptology'' and I laughed so hard

probably true

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- Tue, 27 Sep 2016 03:31:24 EST /9/NCjy+ No.24549
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sercret CIA program: bulk fermentation of municipal sewage, using the sales proceeds to fund ISIS so as to justify and expanded military budgets and loser rules on surveillance and interrogation techniques.
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Emma Sennerwit - Thu, 29 Sep 2016 23:44:28 EST t9YtGTk0 No.24551 Reply
>>24549
Remember - always make your own jenk or buy it from dealers you trust and whose supply you're familiar with.

Shady blackmarket jenk supports government psyops and terrorism, and is typically of a lower quality anyway. Remember the 'brown plague' series of psychotic episodes and deaths in 2014? Poor quality mass-produced CIA jenk. It had a whole bunch of weird additives in it to make it ferment faster.
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Shitting Pocklekag - Thu, 17 Nov 2016 14:58:59 EST fjIdtCDH No.24580 Reply
>>24551
Government produced jenk was really nice back in the nineties, when it was produced for the military, but after the ban, they started supplying africa and it was made from runover cow manure and fermented straight in the sewage system so a lot of things got produced in the process that aren't supposed to be in high quality jenkem, like methane and sulfurajenkanide which produces deliriant type of effects. Many people though they lost the magic, because the truth about the universe was no longer revealed to them and they quit jenk all together which is really sad. I'm glad it's a kind of secret drug so at least the prohibition is not an issue. Hopefully with donald jenkem quality is qoing to improve.

dead skunks

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- Sun, 30 Oct 2016 21:55:07 EST a83cptBz No.24567
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can i make jenk out of a dead skunk?
i was driving through the countryside & i smells some of the rankest stench that ever reeked, tracked it down to black, white & red patch on the side of the road, so i put it in the back of my pickup to see if make i could make some good shit with it
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Fanny Goodbury - Mon, 31 Oct 2016 21:11:35 EST HJ0BzBYd No.24568 Reply
Well you're unlikely to find enough shit in a skunk for a full batch.

However, if you've got a batch of some nondescript jenk brewing you can add the skunk's shit to it to really potentiate the brew. Drop the anal glands in too if you're feeling hardcore.
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CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Fri, 11 Nov 2016 19:52:49 EST U2KI3Vc/ No.24579 Reply
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Just because it stinks doesn't mean it'll make good jenk. If you cut off the scent glands and let them soak in your brew for a few days, they can add a nice "bite". But they don't add much to the high.

Pour up, Jenk

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- Mon, 15 Sep 2014 16:15:27 EST zoldSA5v No.23505
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Pour up (jenk), head shot (jenk)
Sit down (jenk), stand up (jenk)
Pass out (jenk), wake up (jenk)
Faded (jenk), faded (jenk)


Now I done grew up
Round some people living their life in bottles
Granddaddy had the golden ass
Back stroke every day in Chicago
Some people like the way it feels
Some people wanna kill their sorrows
Some people wanna fit in with the popular
That was my problem
It was in the dark ballloon
Loud tunes, looking to make a vow soon
That I'm a get fucked up, fillin' up my cup
I see the crowd mood
Changing by the minute and the record on repeat
Took a sip, then another sip, then somebody said to me:
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CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Tue, 18 Oct 2016 18:56:24 EST 5OJInSD5 No.24563 Reply
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>>24562
HEEEEEE'S THE OOOOOONE
WHO LIKES JENKEM ON HIS TOOOONGUE
AND HE HUFFS UNTIL IT'S GOOOOONE
AND HE SHITS ANOTHER LOOOOOG
BUT HE DON'T ADD ANY PEE
DON'T ADD ANY PEE
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Ebenezer Gobblehall - Fri, 21 Oct 2016 04:22:47 EST GGq1mg1Y No.24564 Reply
Twisted off the Jenkem, watching Iron Chef

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