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fuck u doin

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- Sun, 11 Jun 2017 01:51:07 EST DLmEFEWp No.24724
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seriously what is the point of this board, everybody knows jenkem is a hoax.
Hugh Cruffingbark - Thu, 15 Jun 2017 10:43:25 EST 8HvthkOR No.24726 Reply
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Have you tried to Jenk? you just think it is a hoax because you haven't tried it yet. those sweet fumes get me rolling on the sweetest of highs.

Intentional OD

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- Tue, 30 May 2017 18:14:59 EST Tn+uuw0J No.24718
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If one was to want to end their life, would 0.5g of fent be enough to fell them? Assuming they had used in the past but had been clean for over a month.
Ian Fezzlewell - Wed, 07 Jun 2017 09:34:41 EST 7fJHcePD No.24722 Reply
Wrong board OP. If you want to die here, you're going to have to be full of shit.

Can you get jrunk?

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- Thu, 01 Jun 2017 18:49:39 EST +Niffqro No.24719
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yo so if you fermented your shit in booze could you drink the jenk juice and get jenked?
Henry Siblingdire - Sat, 03 Jun 2017 13:39:08 EST 7XeTAt/Y No.24720 Reply
Sorry Mr. Shittingwater, you have to inhale the jenkane.

No reason why you couldn't huff up a load of jenk then drink some beers though, that is if you're stull standing after taking a blast of the brown gas

Cross Dosing

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- Mon, 03 Apr 2017 16:12:29 EST gcInQXzH No.24696
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Has anyone ever tried using a Fingerbox while high on Jenkem?

I hear the combination can be euphoric but I've never tried it myself.
Reuben Turveyshaw - Wed, 03 May 2017 15:27:19 EST 7XeTAt/Y No.24707 Reply
I tried it once, completely passed out and woke up later and there was shit all over my fingerbox i still can't get the stank out
Isabella Sadgebanks - Sat, 27 May 2017 06:18:02 EST seIs1qcE No.24717 Reply
It's a fucking meme
You get too distracted by the fingerbox action to enjoy the jenk high, they totally cancel out

Ihufed aan jenkwm nowican t workjm

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- Fri, 12 May 2017 12:42:42 EST 7XeTAt/Y No.24713
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Ihad sommeu jekn em at the partyhg nowit wont stop

fels gooddmen
Jenny Winningtet - Sun, 14 May 2017 17:49:19 EST 6ftQUVjF No.24714 Reply
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Jenked outta my gourd on some shit I harvested from a street in Calcutta


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- Tue, 28 Mar 2017 14:49:05 EST c4ju3X+Y No.24692
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So I was wondering if there were any darknet vendors that sold quality jenk.
I know you can make it but I don't want to bother learning or going through the trouble so DON'T SUGGEST THAT.
Barnaby Cronninglock - Thu, 30 Mar 2017 23:15:20 EST T5U6BGGI No.24694 Reply
it's really hard to get through customs, that stank man
Reuben Turveyshaw - Wed, 03 May 2017 15:26:13 EST 7XeTAt/Y No.24706 Reply
Look man jenk is pretty niche and i've rarely seen it on the dark web. Your best bet is to find some chatroom of jenk enthusiasts and gain their trust cause they like to try a bunch of different brews and send them out to each other.

Frankly though you're a retard if you don't want to learn how to make some dank stank jank. It's as easy as shitting in a bottle.


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- Sun, 12 Feb 2017 15:26:52 EST D4o6P4Tr No.24617
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I have a boner
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Isabella Hinningforth - Tue, 25 Apr 2017 03:08:31 EST vwOjEXad No.24702 Reply

Jeaankkk beimmmpp gyduiis im SSO jeked rit nopww lloklool wutt???..
CaukyFenksTibre !owU3wSU682 - Sun, 30 Apr 2017 03:27:02 EST 3dFmauRu No.24703 Reply
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No u reatard


eau de fagjizz

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- Sat, 18 Mar 2017 05:34:53 EST QJhQ3sLP No.24684
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can u get aids from inhaling gay jenk?
i hacked into my neighbors sewage line & i've been stealing his makings for a couple months now, long enough to have some good batches ready to go. so i just found out this dude is a homo.
am i indirectly sucking cocks if i huff the fumes off of his fermented poop?
Nigel Bollybanks - Sun, 19 Mar 2017 11:59:17 EST W3dWJBT1 No.24685 Reply
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unless he has bowel cancer, or his blood is somehow bleeding into his shit, you should be fine
Fanny Shittingford - Sun, 19 Mar 2017 21:53:38 EST QJhQ3sLP No.24686 Reply
what if there was gay jizz in his ass when he pooped?
Martha Purryford - Sat, 15 Apr 2017 23:57:45 EST lUGsLWI/ No.24700 Reply
>can u get aids from inhaling gay jenk?
Only if the last cock in his ass was black.

Jenk For Dayz

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- Thu, 23 Mar 2017 22:16:20 EST YyKXhf9D No.24691
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So, I've been high of butthash for a long time. I wanna make a new strain of jenk that's really good. How do I do that
Augustus Sublingfuck - Thu, 30 Mar 2017 00:19:51 EST f2WYj5No No.24693 Reply
jenk hard until u figure out how or until u die.
if u just brown out then u keep on jenkin when you come to

How to make the fucking best jenk?

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- Mon, 05 Dec 2016 01:37:04 EST Gy+Vn/dQ No.24586
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I want to make the best mother fucking batch of jenk that this world has ever seen. How do I do it? I was thinking of drinking a shitload of mountain dew eating a bunch of cheeseburgers, and fucking slamming a bunch of beer. Then I'd jump around on a trampoline till that sweet sweet sauce got bounced the fuck around in my stomach. I want this to be the best damn jenk this worlds ever seen. How the fuck do I do it? Does shaking up the food fucking make it a better jenk?
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Jarvis Shakeson - Sat, 07 Jan 2017 23:35:04 EST B/VOTRTr No.24601 Reply
A quality jenk batch can be made by a lactose intolerant person drinking large quantities of milk, I'd also recommend some pinto beans as well.

Look into those foods that contain sugars the body can't break down, which cause sporadic bacteria activity in the intestine. This is just one idea but I must confirm that milk trick was the best jenk I've ever tried, you might need to do some extensive research on gut fauna to create the absolute best mankind has ever seen.
Nigel Fagglesodge - Mon, 20 Mar 2017 10:59:41 EST FL6hUCQo No.24688 Reply
The best Jenk will have the whole spectrum of Jenkaloids in it, including high proportions of Jenkane with a small mix of Jenkylene and less Jenkamine.

This means you have to ferment it with lots of different and diverse sources. Your own stash, yes, but also other people's stashes, preferably mixing up genders, races, diets, and even perhaps some animal brown.

Ferment this, extract your Jenk properly and you'll have a truly explosive combination. The stankiest stuff I've ever had was prepared in this fashion. If you want to go extra, you can even fill a gas bottle with your Jenk and use an oxygen supply mask hooked up to it to deliver it. It's an absolutely insane and sustained high but also dangerous because sometimes when you get browned out you don't even realise your oxygen mask is still feeding you high quality undiluted Jenk.
Nicholas Clayman - Thu, 23 Mar 2017 02:21:52 EST f2WYj5No No.24690 Reply
the best jenk is the jenk that within arms reach

The richest unironically includes jenk on video called "The Strangest Ways Kids Are Getting High"

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- Sat, 18 Feb 2017 21:49:51 EST 0+A1zL91 No.24621
File: 1487472591115.jpg -(78152B / 76.32KB, 443x410) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. The richest unironically includes jenk on video called "The Strangest Ways Kids Are Getting High"
Not sure whether to joke about this or point out how naive they are, so just watch. This is meme-tier levels of information. Skip to 2:35 for jenk shoutout.

Priscilla Fudgebark - Sun, 26 Feb 2017 03:39:54 EST Sc5SxGWb No.24668 Reply
that was surprisingly accurate, what part was the joke?
Nigel Fagglesodge - Mon, 20 Mar 2017 10:52:24 EST FL6hUCQo No.24687 Reply
not OP but he's right that shit was retarded. she said you get high from the methane but that's only a small part of the jenk high, she didn't mention any of the complex jenkanoids that give us that unbeatable stanky high.

also she said it was used in zambia well use that's true but it's not just used there so that's misinformation too. dumb bitch probably doesn't realise she works with several stank fiends. it's just not out in the open because of the social stigma against it.

Dad's jenklab

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- Sun, 06 Sep 2015 20:26:21 EST JVlGuWQk No.24199
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So, my dad has been acting very secretive lately. We moved into a large house that has a lot of spare rooms. One of these rooms he locks with a key and never seems to let anyone see inside.

Last week he has been away with my Mother for the weekend, I searched all over the house until I found the key, eagerly opened it up. To my amazement there was an entire jenk farm going on. No, I'm not talking about a simple homebrew, this was a fucking superlab. I've never seen anything like it, he must be supplying the entire region with butthash, grade A fucking butthash. I was super careful not to touch anything, I don't want him to know I've been in his lab.

My original plan was to talk about this to him, get a close hookup and maybe with some luck I could middleman a bit. But today the lab door was open, this was odd because he was home. I crept in and all the equipment was gone, almost as if it never existed. He must have known I was in but I have no fucking clue how.

I'm pissed off now and I feel guilty.
Should I bring this up with him?
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Hedda Greenspear - Mon, 13 Mar 2017 00:37:51 EST gIsDsKNW No.24678 Reply

I'm just lurking but I wouldn't say you basically broke into his lab from his perspective. Key or no key.

Just ask what smells foul in the house. Eventually it will come up.

ALso how old are you.

ethical question

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- Sat, 11 Mar 2017 18:38:22 EST s9RnC9Mq No.24675
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All this jenk coming in from china recently. the stuff is so cheap yet better than anything you can get here. more potent, smooth taste, no 'jenkthroat', just overall better drugs.

But my brain cant just let me enjoy nice things. I just realized why chinese jenk is so much more mellow and high quality and dirt cheap.

Its probably being made by child slaves in inhumane jenk factories. it makes sense that a youthful gut biome would produce danker yeilds, but can I really keep doing the stuff knowing the inhumane conditions they were made?
its bad vibes
Matilda Dartstock - Sat, 11 Mar 2017 21:19:27 EST Gy+Vn/dQ No.24676 Reply
Man sometimes I fall so far down the jenk hole I dont even think about things like that. You think about life? The things that matter? Human lives? And I just think about jenk. How jenked can I get today? How much fucking jenk can I do? And you know what? Life just fades.

Sure, it might be unethical jenk. But when you get addicted you'll do anything. Fuck dude I jenked some stuff straight out of a porta john the other day. And I'll be damned that was a good jenk. All jenk is good jenk man.
Shit Sasslestock - Sun, 12 Mar 2017 04:08:08 EST QJhQ3sLP No.24677 Reply
there is nothing unethical about getting high as fuck and feeling great. anyone who suggests otherwise is just jealous.

>inhumane jenk factories
D.A.R.E. bullshit propganda from the nancy reagan era, proven to be fake decades ago. investigations into the chinese black market for jenk have never revealed your slave factories, they only found ambitious, hard working people taking advantage of the country's lack of sewage infrastructure to make some big J batches on the cheap.

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