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Medical Jenk?

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- Sat, 19 May 2018 12:30:44 EST LYp7YDFg No.24928
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Hi all. So my psychiatrist prescribed me medical jenk the other day after I told her my Zoloft stopped working. I had never heard of this at all but she said it was a closely guarded secret in the psychiatry community and that they really only prescribe it as a last resort when they run out of all other options.

Has anyone here taken medical jenk before? Where is it manufactured and how's the quality? I already have a stable jenk source so it's not that I really need it, but being able to legally huff has its appeal. It is a tad more expensive though so I'm wondering if its worth it.

Pic related, apparently it comes in bricks like this and you have to rehydrate it yourself.
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Ebenezer Murrydare - Tue, 22 May 2018 23:05:12 EST RjyRBwXr No.24929 Reply
First of all, good for you for seeking out alternatives to get the help you need. Mental health is no joke. My shrink told me on the sly about 18 months ago about medical jenk and I've honestly never been happier. I was prescribed 4-6 balloons per day initially, and I've since had my dosage upped twice where now I'm taking 8-10 balloons full per day. It is pricier than on the streets, but the purity is definitely second to none. It's a little annoying rehydrating, but once you get the process down you can go from bricks to vapor in about 9 hours. I have a setup in the spare bathroom where I have a brick soaking while I have hydrated jenk percolating in bottles, so I never worry about running out.

Hope some of this helps. Best of luck on your road to sound mental health!
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Martha Chemblewotch - Fri, 25 May 2018 16:38:16 EST xWYKqS6p No.24930 Reply
>apparently it comes in bricks like this
Oh, I get it. "Shitting bricks." That's a fun shitpost.

jenk disaster stories

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- Sun, 11 Mar 2018 13:13:54 EST z7Umm06M No.24873
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ITT : your worst jenk trip OR story around taking jenk

Let's get real, as much as taking jenk is fcking awesome, sometime the circumstance around it can suck, so let me tell you my worst personal story with jenk...

so my sister was babysitting a couple of really young kid including a baby. She and I are pretty cranked on jenk nowaday and were running dry, so we had this idea of taking the diaper to make baby jenk since we had a pretty handy supply. We were living pretty close but we had nowhere to make the jenk since our grandma lived in our basement for a while and was super anti-drug. We decided to do it in the neighboor backyard we babysitted in

we decided to wait a few days to get a big batch, cause when we hook on jenk were unstoppable but after day 4 we ran dry and could barely resist. We knew 4 day was a premature batch but we needed to jenk ASAP. So we sneaked in the neighboor backyard at like 10 pm and started jenking right on the spot. Baby jenk taste sour and give such a head rush, but at this point the neighboor dog started barking and alerted them. We were so jenked we could barely move and the dog knocked all of your jenk bottle and had plenty on his face.

The neighboor saw us and started yelling, it was pretty funny because the jenk hallucination made their voice really high pitched, but i stopped laughing when they called the cops. Now im on probabition for clandestine jenk manufacturing
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Cedric Crambleridge - Sun, 29 Apr 2018 16:41:44 EST 9tEzIDBW No.24918 Reply
>>24917
how much of a piece of shit sub-human garbage do you have to be to get high at all
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Beatrice Fidgesark - Tue, 01 May 2018 12:25:51 EST 4lpkOZWA No.24920 Reply
>>24919


yeah i always thought that jenk was better than glue and gas

Jenk R real

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- Thu, 29 Mar 2018 09:32:27 EST RV8GoQZh No.24892
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Pic unrelated

I'm doing security training and they just played the jenkem news report and our instructor is telling us how to spot signs of jenk
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Awe !!vVWR8L52 - Sat, 21 Apr 2018 17:24:44 EST qtoT6gGb No.24914 Reply
>>24892
Meh, that's alright. In my workplace they pay us in jenkem.


gain

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- Thu, 19 Apr 2018 16:49:12 EST eU7ecXLM No.24912
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Why drink all when when you can drink gain? ... Discus
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CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Wed, 02 May 2018 07:12:30 EST 0LpGGrKl No.24921 Reply
Awful thread, irrelevant to the board. Do you even huff shit gas, bro? NB.

Drug tests

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- Mon, 12 Mar 2018 21:45:53 EST aR1s6vtf No.24875
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Is it possible to hair or urine test for jenk? Asking for my dealer
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Beatrice Mabblehock - Thu, 15 Mar 2018 15:57:56 EST ssm/lx9w No.24882 Reply
>>24875
dude, stop trolling, you know shit ain't gonna show up on a drug test, how ridiculous.
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Emma Bardfoot - Thu, 15 Mar 2018 23:55:31 EST pMnex1kg No.24883 Reply
wtf is wrong with people asking shit like this, just because 4-Methyl-Jenkanine metabolize into dopamine dosent mean its gonna show up on tests


It's Been Post Apocalyptic Poo Gas the Entire Time!!!

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- Tue, 16 Jan 2018 11:27:50 EST mi6AaQX2 No.24840
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So just realized while I was reading Fallout lore that Jet is indeed jenk made from mutated cow shit. It's literally a Jenk inhaler...Why haven't you faggots gotten on this one? Huffing that post apocalyptic poo gas!
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Ebenezer Debbleman - Sat, 10 Feb 2018 18:15:53 EST 1sLV42HD No.24852 Reply
didnt you have to get sugar bombs to make ultrajet with that one ghoul guy? how does that work
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Cyril Chivingstidging - Sun, 18 Mar 2018 17:46:53 EST 9vKqXhfm No.24886 Reply
>>24852
put the sugar bombs into the bottle before the baloon is full, a tasty treat.
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Henry Davingpane - Tue, 20 Mar 2018 14:28:49 EST B/nyTMAK No.24887 Reply
>>24852

Obviously eating the sugerbombs made the ghouls radioactive ghoul dumps far more potent, thus increasing its potency.

Jenkem is not real.

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- Sat, 10 Feb 2018 12:18:21 EST fCLPqYYv No.24851
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...
What else can I say?
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Lydia Fanwell - Sat, 17 Mar 2018 16:45:01 EST qhL2kqPJ No.24885 Reply
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>>24863
the success of western civilization can be partially attributed to evolving alongside lots of natural jenkem. most of europe had open sewer systems up until the 19th century; combined with the products of rapid industrialization this creates a natural "jenk" in the air, spurring more innovation in manufacturing and creativity, in turn creating more population and more jenk, and the cycle continues.
a similar situation can be seen happening in india right now, there's a reason they're set to be a superpower by 2050.
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Graham Bardham - Thu, 22 Mar 2018 14:10:01 EST qtoT6gGb No.24888 Reply
>>24885
Word, look at japan, it used to be a little scrawny country in south east asia but what set it apart in the good ol' days was that they always used open sewer system. Well look at them now.

ORIGINS OF DA JENK

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- Wed, 07 Jun 2017 19:09:47 EST hApypHWy No.24723
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when did you first start using jenkem?
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Isabella Maffingfoot - Sun, 11 Mar 2018 19:14:40 EST 4SHSr+Ou No.24874 Reply
>>24868
Mr Shit Hishnit, that is the creepiest post i've seen in a while.

Well done sir.
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Alice Millyhood - Mon, 12 Mar 2018 22:11:55 EST aR1s6vtf No.24877 Reply
>>24723
I broke into my parents jenk stash when I was 35 and been hopelessly addicted since but thankfully it saved me from my horrible weed addiction

you guys hear that?

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- Thu, 18 Jan 2018 20:33:39 EST Wovpr57N No.24842
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anybody else experienced mild auditory hallucinations when juffing henk?
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Ian Nerrystone - Mon, 22 Jan 2018 13:18:53 EST I73iNXc1 No.24849 Reply
>>24847
Or a symphony of Oboes.

I never screencapped the greatest drug trip report ever :(
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Mean Lean Codeine Machine - Wed, 14 Feb 2018 14:36:03 EST K6O8kltz No.24854 Reply
It's really all but mild

I call it the brown waterfall, because it sounds like a waterfall
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Rebecca Nicklefoot - Thu, 15 Feb 2018 18:28:15 EST HMpZzeRz No.24855 Reply
what did you say?
I thought I heard dolphins whispering.
Pidgeons in the park whispering secrets about me.
That park has a nice bathroom, sometimes it floods, but more jenk for me.

Is making Jenk as easy as it seems?

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- Mon, 18 Dec 2017 19:54:14 EST ylHcicbJ No.24811
File: 1513644854532.jpg -(4812B / 4.70KB, 271x186) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Is making Jenk as easy as it seems?
Newbie here.

I have done some research and it seems all you do is:
>Eat dairy foods and spicy foods for a few days.
>Shit in bucket.
>Funnel it into another bottle and tie a balloon around it.
>Let it ferment for about 2 weeks.
>Untie balloon and inhale it.

Is that really all? If so....then hot damn how come everybody is not doing this shit..literally.
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Martha Crussleludge - Sat, 06 Jan 2018 20:09:07 EST ylHcicbJ No.24833 Reply
>>24821
I am very interested to try your method. Could you be a little more specific when you say "bake awhile"? I want to make sure the batch I create is of good quality.
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Esther Weblingville - Mon, 08 Jan 2018 07:06:04 EST 4SHSr+Ou No.24834 Reply
>>24833
> Could you be a little more specific when you say "bake awhile"?
yes


Jenkenes, Septajenkenes and Jenkenoids

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- Sat, 23 Dec 2017 06:48:08 EST MD136Fdy No.24815
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How exactly do the smell producing chemicals in jenk affect the high? I can tell for sure that the euphoria and hallucination vary in character from batch to batch, is that caused by the smell/flavor or some characteristic of the main Jenkane fraction?

pic is me
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Doris Bardhall - Sun, 24 Dec 2017 11:11:35 EST p6PkPVeq No.24816 Reply
Aromatoxins bro. IT'S SCIENCE

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