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420chan is Getting Overhauled - Changelog/Bug Report/Request Thread (Updated July 26)

Fox Jenk

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- Fri, 01 Apr 2016 20:41:47 EST 7sxsAm56 No.24436
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Has anyone ever had fox jenk?

They say its the holy grail of jenkem
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StraightEdgeJ !ZkzWE2qcTY - Sun, 03 Apr 2016 02:21:00 EST tR1XJB7e No.24437 Reply
>>24436
I tried it once. It was pretty good but the foxes don't come around often so I had to cut it with dog shit. My clients didn't even fucking notice lol
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CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Mon, 30 May 2016 18:48:51 EST 7CEnxvhH No.24473 Reply
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Mmmmm, I bet that feels wonderful for the fox. I get hard every time I see this image. Would love to fap with a big bag of fox jenk tied over my head.
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Ebenezer Greendock - Wed, 15 Jun 2016 01:03:09 EST Dps9Mu6L No.24483 Reply
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Fox jenk is the absolute best, but if you can't afford it, coyote jenk comes a close second.

fuck off

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- Wed, 25 May 2016 02:35:46 EST yNfVstm3 No.24464
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Are you niggas for real? Is this an actual thing? I remember the media reports of Jenkem. The origins from Totse.

I've always throught it was a top tier meme, but this board gives it a legitimacy. There's no answers.

Is jenkem seriously a butt hallucinogen you can make with your piss, shit, sunlight, a balloon, and a bottle? Or is this a nearly 2 decade old urban legend? Honesty is appreciated.
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Lillian Wonkinchatch - Mon, 06 Jun 2016 16:07:35 EST v+hxqggs No.24477 Reply
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>>24464
Yes, huffing poo-fumes sounds like a totally rad way to get high.... if you live in the 3rd world.
I can barely stand the smell of my shits in the toilet, so dealing with it in open air, getting it into a bottle, stirrin' in urine, and then REVISITING it to inhale? Joke is on anyone who attempts it. Even if it did work, there's no way all that would be worth the resulting "high". Unless of course life is shit in Rwanda, in which case: huff it.
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CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Mon, 06 Jun 2016 16:48:52 EST aGaNhZ8s No.24478 Reply
>>24477
After that first J-hole, you start to enjoy the smell of your and other people's shits rather than hating it. Like how I've come to associate the smell of lavender with getting high on Benzedrex.

Huff Poop Smoke

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- Fri, 25 Mar 2016 21:58:59 EST ComC9bdo No.24429
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Grimiest man in the world smokes animal dung. I want to know: is this an efficient or otherwise robust way to jenk? What types of poop are appropriate for jenk combustion?
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CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Mon, 28 Mar 2016 02:30:58 EST EPyVj4pN No.24430 Reply
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It has to be from orphans. The younger, the better.
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Matilda Snodway - Sun, 10 Apr 2016 22:24:06 EST HikS24DQ No.24441 Reply
Yes, but no. You need to contain the smoke, in a balloon or other receptacle. Then, after the jenkane has stabilized you can extract and subsequently inspirate the collected gas.
It's a basic extraction, and I have done this many times myself
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Eugene Tootwater - Sun, 29 May 2016 23:26:16 EST cl4+NDwZ No.24472 Reply
It's the best way. Nug like turds are your best bet. Dry it then put in a grinder, hope this helps.

A spiritual act

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- Sun, 01 May 2016 18:15:56 EST lN4q/POp No.24455
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Our body and Lord gifted us with the possibility to produce jenkem, ergo we must use it with the fully intentioned respect it deserves. If you use jenkem without spiritual intention, you're not using it in the respectful nature that it was intended to be used. Jenkem is a gift bestowed to us from an ever-lasting and all-loving God. Meditate upon the glory of God and jenkem before every use.
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Charles Clombleset - Tue, 03 May 2016 22:20:23 EST PtQyoRRH No.24456 Reply
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Can Jenkem be smoked and the experience still be considered spiritual?


Pic is Corprolite, better known as fossilized feces. It is the fine wine of the jenkem community and I would pay handsomely for a chunk. Just gotta melt it back down of course and allow it to age for a bit longer as a liquid in a container of course. It won't age more as a solid fossil, hence how it can be stored for future use. The aging process of jenkem is what exhausts the starting material over time, eventually rendering it useless, unless preserved via some sort of solidification process. (freezing, fossilizing)
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Hugh Blevingkare - Thu, 05 May 2016 14:26:43 EST lN4q/POp No.24458 Reply
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>>24456
That's not how fossilization works. The shape of the object is retained but all organic matter in the object becomes replaced by minerals. The color is coincidental; many organic fossils are brown. You're making a mockery of jenkem and adding to the negative stigma it does not deserve.
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David Dommleforth - Fri, 06 May 2016 01:47:42 EST PtQyoRRH No.24459 Reply
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>>24458
I'm not saying you are wrong, just wanting to say that I am currently /jenk/ed as fack off some Corprolite I finally managed to obtain! I had to source this Shit from China. Doesn't seem the most legit, definitely feels legit.

Stay /jenk/ed guys. I learned it don't matter what the fuck the shit is or isn't, so long as it still gets you nice and /jenk/y!!

Animals?

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- Tue, 07 Apr 2015 15:11:59 EST LNepVmfM No.23960
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Work on a farm...there is a large supply/variety. Anyone have experience with animal material?
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Phyllis Pambledadge - Sat, 30 Jan 2016 06:19:47 EST JSup5cRn No.24383 Reply
That's where fuckin' JET comes from, BITCH.
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Priscilla Wappertore - Tue, 02 Feb 2016 23:34:43 EST EOX91eO7 No.24385 Reply
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>>23966
yeah i think i saw that on 1000 ways to die or something
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Casper - Sat, 30 Apr 2016 14:39:43 EST LNepVmfM No.24451 Reply
lol I thought this thread looked familiar. Was like "someone used the same pic that I did when I worked at that farm"...LOL.

Probably write a decent guide soon...or a shitty blog? Always got sketched about animals though and after a while you get used to your own shit...just appreciated the atmosphere at the farm. Don't think I"ll ever get over how odd this is. Makes me feel incredibly human.

how stank token

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- Sun, 24 Apr 2016 11:37:40 EST 3ffoOcrI No.24447
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"dick everywhere"
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CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Sun, 01 May 2016 04:28:03 EST yhnFn+k3 No.24454 Reply
Hey u a NIGGUR! Do the stanky leeeeeggggggg

jenk dabs prelim research thread

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- Fri, 25 Mar 2016 02:05:21 EST UDs0GXpt No.24428
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how cold does it need to be fore jenk to be solid at the room temp?

sauce plox

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- Wed, 30 Mar 2016 06:08:11 EST 5NO59/G4 No.24433
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i heard a rumor that they're gonna be opening medical jenk dispensaries in oregon next year
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CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Tue, 05 Apr 2016 05:30:43 EST L6kKyEoz No.24440 Reply
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It's a piss-poor rumor, I'll tell you what. Jenk legalization will not happen. Back in 2002 or so, the illuminati realized jenk is the answer; that it actually has the potential to let people see past their distractions. Not to mention that certain individuals can become militant during a brownout.

Keep dreaming... maybe someday you'll have a personal space shuttle too.

Rig

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- Fri, 18 Mar 2016 20:30:33 EST NGsK7pN6 No.24424
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Post your rig.

Here's my hand operated jenk-churner.
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Fanny Blimblebanks - Fri, 25 Mar 2016 01:56:54 EST UDs0GXpt No.24427 Reply
>>24424
I USED TO HAVE ON WAHT LOOKED LIKE THAT ONE BUT jolly african-americanS STOLE IT FROR ME ILLEGALLY

Jenk Lab Bust

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- Thu, 17 Dec 2015 18:31:27 EST TSQ+VZzZ No.24345
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Warning: Graphic Video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4hsYFfN2aM
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Betsy Wimmlelack - Thu, 18 Feb 2016 00:04:00 EST EOX91eO7 No.24404 Reply
I'd love to go into that lab and take a big fat whiff
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Phineas Duckman - Sat, 19 Mar 2016 18:30:28 EST KFGdjYra No.24425 Reply
Fucking irresponsible jenkers give us functioning member of society / responsible jenkers a bad name.
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Martha Greenway - Sun, 20 Mar 2016 04:39:08 EST UD1ftBBK No.24426 Reply
>>24345
i'm scared to watch the video, but anybody who gets busted isn't doing a good job/ is producing on a completely different level than I've ever seen.
I've only recently started making my own but shit, I don't see how anyone would be able to find it.

IS JENK RAEL

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- Wed, 16 Mar 2016 08:25:18 EST gDsZGjHT No.24422
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NO IT IS N OT
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Nicholas Pengerdine - Wed, 16 Mar 2016 21:18:27 EST c2uC3iKT No.24423 Reply
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JENK IS REALLLLLLLLLLLL

shit

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- Wed, 09 Mar 2016 20:41:03 EST iCkYeMy5 No.24419
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Are you people really drinking g shit to get high? Why would u do that it must mell taste like shit
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ChrisTopHer - Thu, 10 Mar 2016 09:50:54 EST 8+HCT9eH No.24420 Reply
>>24419
Yes, eating or drinking shit does infact taste like shit. Not sure what 'mell' means but we're not drinking it, we're huffing the chems from piss & shit. Don't knock it til you try it. You're on a chan specifically about drugs so I assume that you like to get high, we ALL do but unless you want to get REALLY fucking high I suggest you stay away from Jenk.

Jenk Importation

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- Mon, 21 Dec 2015 19:21:24 EST uMDFTtLO No.24346
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So if poor South American farmers can scrape a living off cocaine, and Afghanis make money off opium, why can't Africans (or why don't they) start more jenk production for high-quality jenk importation? From what I've heard, genuine Uganda jenk is some of the best shit possible, so why am I still eating marmite and tofu to create my own jenk when there's a whole cartel waiting to be born?

Please enlighten me if you have an explanation.
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CrazyFolksTribe !owU3wSU682 - Mon, 21 Dec 2015 19:51:43 EST EPyVj4pN No.24347 Reply
Jenkem takes up a lot of space and isn't as easy to transport as coke or opiates. Some high-class overseas vendors freeze jenk balloons and keep them frozen during shipping so they don't take up as much space. But this is expensive and involves technology that's hard to find in Uganda.

Of course, they could just ship out a whole tanker full of Ugandan feces, but there's no way in hell that would make it through customs.
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Martin Blackgold - Mon, 21 Dec 2015 19:54:09 EST V7nnaO2J No.24348 Reply
>>24346
Well, You See.
My Anus Gives Gas,
Straight To My Nostrils For Jenkinoids Straight From The Source For Optimal High
Heh, No That's noT Your Typical Gas Though Bitch
It's Jankanoid Gas
Heh
Shit On My Dick Its Gotten Smellier By The Minute
God Damn
Heh
Shit Though, All I Gotta Say Is Uganda-Hafta-Take-A-Dump Tho
Heh
They Call Me The Dump Taker Aint Gotta Say Much About It Shit Bitch Got My ButtHole Shitting On These Clown Shoes
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press !QUHukXEvkY - Sat, 27 Feb 2016 08:54:53 EST Z7bH5aRE No.24412 Reply
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theyd have to inest quite a lot in order to get the proper precursors such a quiona

but the good news is there a re some promising start up projects in india and all those countries

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxB6B8z_2HU
that lady is a real king pin! the other folks avoid her because they know not to fuck with her! she lookin out for her community
she a self made millionair

HELP ME

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- Tue, 06 Oct 2015 10:08:56 EST JVlGuWQk No.24245
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HELP, PLEASE HELP.

My secret lab just exploded, my Dad has no idea I was using the spare room to brew jenk and it fucking exploded. I don't know what I did wrong, I think I got the measurements wrong but my Dad is going to be home in 2 hours. There's no fucking way I can clean all this up.

I think I'm ODing from the fumes.
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Faggy Pangerdale - Wed, 11 Nov 2015 00:02:12 EST V7nnaO2J No.24296 Reply
>>24295
give my scent a two or inches of them heh shit slangin my nut sack heh farts got my nuts smelling like cheeto kk
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Barnaby Conningson - Wed, 23 Dec 2015 15:14:01 EST P8dS+hA1 No.24352 Reply
>>24295
woah glad they censored her snatch my sensibilities were almost rustled

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