so you got a stomach and you put food in it and your stomach turns the food into shit and piss and then you remove the piss and shot from your body and make jenk which you can ingest once in a while to enjoy yourself. sure if you start harvesting the makings you can jenk every waking moment, but you'll still wake up sober, which means that you were sleeping sober part of the time. plus it'd be a bit of hassle all that work making a lifetime supply. if you were a fungus your stomach would be on the outside of your body, with the inside facing out and you would live in your food supply essentially swimming in nutrients and jenk for your entire life. you'd never be hungry and you'd never be sober. doesn't that sound like the way to be? how slick is that fungus that lives in shit? my hero
