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jenkem po[o]etry slam

!kj3KJ4EQ7g - Fri, 03 May 2019 09:09:39 EST lruLHft/ No.25062
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When life is hard and I'm feeling down
I like to be reeling from the brown
I'm stuffing my lungs with jenkem odors
And huffing and puffing and seeing floaters
I'm sucking the gasses from human asses
The mucks like molasses and smearing my glasses
And my epiglottal is wrapped round the bottle
My brains being throttled and I cannot stop till
I reach the peak of my jenkem high
With brown wings I fly in the beautiful sky.
Isabella Dacklemure - Tue, 07 May 2019 23:32:41 EST /QiCM8Nj No.25070 Reply
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Hamilton Birryfield - Thu, 20 Jun 2019 22:30:58 EST MvilcPl7 No.25095 Reply
Pass it to me dude that shit smells rude
Rather huff jenk all day than eat human food
Eugene Snodfield - Sat, 29 Jun 2019 01:25:45 EST KGF6qW0j No.25104 Reply
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Caught between the sea and sky,
Floats brown mount Mandara
Sifting with the naga king
Shiva found a marvelous thing
And huffed, huffed that poison up
Matilda Lightson - Mon, 08 Jul 2019 21:53:29 EST KGF6qW0j No.25117 Reply
Ezekiel 4:9
Thunder shivers up the spine
Eat the food as barley bread
Lentils beans, barley wheat, millet spelt 39 tendays
Nell Druzzleway - Wed, 24 Jul 2019 00:04:22 EST /QiCM8Nj No.25139 Reply

Gimme gimme chicken jenkies,

Be they crispy or from Wendys.

Spend my hard-earned good-boy points,

on Kid's Meal ball pit burger joints.

Mummy lifts me to the car,

To find me jenkies near and far.

Enjoy my tasty jenkie treats,

in comfy big boy booster seats.

McDonald's, Hardee's, Popeye's, Cane's,

But of my jenkies none remains.

She tries to make me take a nappy,

But sleeping doesn't make me happy.

jenkies are the only food,

That puts me in the napping mood.

I'll scream and shout and make a fuss,

I'll scratch, I'll bite, I'll even cuss!

jenkies are my heart's desire,

Fueled by raging, hungry fire.

Mummy sobs and wails and cries,

But tears aren't jenkies, nugs or floaters.

My good-boy points were fairly earned,

To buy the jenkies that I've yearned.

But there's no jenkies in my bottle!

Did mummy think that I'd just jenked?



I screech while hurling into her eyes,

My foul-smell bowel-dwelling jenkem surprise.

For she who is un-jenked on is she who remembers:

Never forget my chicken jenkies.

Betsy Dartwater - Wed, 31 Jul 2019 06:44:24 EST dvEua3is No.25145 Reply
This ain’t no tale of rags to riches
This about a nigga in the ditches
How I got here and what I do
To get a fix of that funky funky ass-brew

Got my own ass begging me for a truce
After spendin' all week making premium ass juice
I goes to the doctor and I hear him say
"Boy you must be shitting twelve times a day"

I tell 'em straight and I tell 'em fair,
The truth from me is what you're gonna hear,
I say "Doctor, doctor, I ain't got me no excuse,
Fact is I'm a just fiend for that ass juice"

Showing me no love, the doc must be a hater
So I get up and I tells him "smell ya later"
Eyes wide open the doctor said "look who's talking,
Boy, I ain't the one having trouble walking"

Doctor tells me it’s fiber or die
But then how a nigga gonna get high?
"Son, you better get out and hit the street
And stop puttin’ yo damn ass through all that heat"

So I’m on the corners, looking for a hit
Nigga pulls out a jar claiming da bomb shit
I stick my nose in to get a good sniff
Know he lyin’ after just half a whiff

I holler “This shit ain’t the bomb, fella!
This shit be some o' that off-brand nutella”
Nigga points at a manhole and says “there you go down,
To find the wizard with the stankiest brown"

Into the sewer I creep and crawl,
Through a wall of shit, almost 10 ft tall
I’m not gonna make it, nigga, I’m about to drown
Then I see the wizard, the King of Brown

He pulls me up and he let’s me know
“You da the first nigga to make it, yo!
Now I’mma teach you that sewage potion
That sets all y'all mind in motion”

I never forget his wise old words
“the juice is what you want, nigga, not the turds”
So I fill my bottle and I fill my flask
To prepare myself for my final task

To set me up a big ass station
Of high-quality shit fermentation
So I can spread potent rectum gas
Like I’m a nigga with a tiny moustache

Showin’ the world a new use
For that shit we be calling ass juice
Empty yo sewer, empty yo tank
And open your mind to the Holy Jenk

Take a whiff, take a huff
Nigga, soon you’ll be seeing stuff!
And when yo ass is nose-deep in the pong
Throw up yo hands and sing along:

This shit… is makin’ me see shit!
I said, this shit… is makin’ me see shit!
I said, this shit… is makin’ me see shit!
I said, this shit… is makin’ me see shit!
Ebenezer Cimmleped - Sat, 03 Aug 2019 19:54:27 EST ME7+L8Yy No.25147 Reply

As i sit here and think
Don't wanna smoke don't wanna drink
Just wanna take a blast
Of that sweet butthole gas

Got a bottle of pee and poo
Set in the sun to ferment and stew
I watched patiently as that balloon grew
Full of gas to get me screwed

Take balloon, take a hit
Damn that's some good shit
Now I'm high, gotta fly
Huff that jenk until I die

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