>Mother arrested supposedly smuggling drugs into a prison
>car impounded
>$50k bail

Should I raid her room for drugs?

Just applied for classes to become a "private eye" or private investigator. Classes last 6 to 12 weeks. Wouldn't do anything involving drug busts, would open my own offices and bust people for abduction, attempted date rape and other serious crimes. My gramps has a licence so he could help me study. What does /law/ think about this idea?

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For example, this right here. How can I tell if that's a pig? Is 180 for an HR with this bitch suspiciously affordable? I would 100% smash on that. I would pay 180 a day to smash that.

Long story short this older lady was going door to door hanging out fliers for some nieghborhood event. While she was on my property walking up to my door my roommate was leaving with her dog and let my dog out. My dog jumped on her and nipped her or scratched her. She wouldnt let me help me, didint want to go to an urget care but threatened to call animal services and I wouldnt give her my dogs imformation for that reason. Less than an hour later I see her still handing out fliers at a nearby park so I know shes fine. Also my roommate who saw it happened doesnt think my dog bite her but jumped up on her and scratched her, it probably doesnt matter any way. So its been 3 days and I recieved a notice from animal control for am investigation of an animal bite with a number to call. So I called once I saw this after work today and left a message. Can some one guve me advice on how to handle this situation? Thank you

I got charged with retail theft. It happened once before but the municipality let me take a class and it didn't count against my record. So this will be my first offense which is just a summary offense. No big deal right?

My question is how will job hunting go for the next five years? I have a job interview today with burger king. I plan on getting the job and buying a car in 4 months. Then I want to apply to the distribution centers who pay twice as much for full time work. But will I have a problem getting hired there?

I'll try to make this as short n sweet as possible.

Seven months ago I was arrested for:

UNAUTHORIZED USE OF VEHICLE UNINDICTED; MOTION TO REVOKE PERSONAL BOND; STATE JAIL FELONY*DC427; BOND $20,000 + ELECTRONIC MONITORING; SID/TX

UNLAWFULLY CARRYING WEAPON HANDGUN; MOTION TO REVOKE PERSONAL BOND; CLASS A MISDEMEANOR*CC5; BOND $11,000

EXL=TEXAS ONLY; POSSESSION CONTROLLED SUBSTANCE PENALTY GROUP TWO, 1 GRAM TO 4 GRAMS METHYLENEDIOXYMETHAMPHETAMINE UNINDICTED; MOTION TO REVOKE PERSONAL BOND; 3RD DEGREE FELONY*DC427; BOND $10,000 + ELECTRONIC MONITORING

POSSESSION CONTROLLED SUBSTANCE PENALTY GROUP ONE, 1 GRAM TO 4 GRAMS METHAMPHETAMINE UNINDICTED; MOTION TO REVOKE PERSONAL BOND; 3RD DEGREE FELONY*DC427; BOND $10,000 + ELECTRONIC MONITORING

So after seven months of being on house arrest, my pre-trial officer makes the decision to pass a motion to revocate my bond. My lawyer got it pushed back, but I didnt know that amd cut off my ankle monitor two days before my supposed court date. They then visit the house to see whats up, and I was straight up honest to them of what I did. They then put it back on
.. ONLY TO TAKE IT OFF a few days later! I was relieved but super sketched out. Few days after that I see that I have warrants out for all four... whem I didnt before.

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is it easy to get probation transferred within your own state? I have a place to stay but im renting its not like some family member is just giving me a free ride there. Im looking to move there so I can hopefully find a job and stuff

I want to try CBD tinctures, but I'm subject to drug tests. The serious, US DOT lab urinalysis tests. Do they check for CBDs? Or only THC?

WOW, so this is what happened to me today, I show up to my treatment center after work, wasn't able to go home and shower and get the weed smell off my person ( I trim cannabis for work). My Current Counselor tells me that I won't be allowed to join todays class because it's "triggering" to people who are recovering. I try to Compromise and rush over to gateway fred meyer to buy a can of spray deodorant so I don't smell like cannabis. After doing this and spraying myself with about half the fucking can and going in to see if I wasn't smelling like ganja anymore, she tells me she'll be able to let me participate. I go outside. NOT EVEN FIVE MINUTES GOES PAST AND SHE RETRACTS HER STATEMENT. I now have a second strike against me and technically because of this I violated the contract I signed with her because I accidentally missed a UA one sunday because of confusion on cutoff time. BECAUSE OF THIS I RISK GOING TO JAIL AND NOT BEING ABLE TO COMPLETE MY DIVERSION. I'm fucking pissed, and I feel like she is unjustly discriminating against me because of my job in the cannabis industry. I understand that it may trigger some people, but I did more than enough to try and accomodate this pompous fat cunt.

I plan on calling the director tommorow and Telling my side of the story, and if she doesn't want to work with me, then I may look into getting a lawyer and am thinking i might need to switch treatment centers. What do you guys think?

what happens if I move to a new city while my court case is pending still? I have a court case and I have to go on probation and shit but I really really really wanna move

I have another city in my state I can move to and I have friends down there and shit and wanna go do that. I live in the middle nowhere now with no jobs no license and im stuck in my parents house and if I go on probation my life is gonna be shit because i cant do fucking anything here and in the other city i can get a job easy as fuck and not have to rely on cars and bull shit like that.

honestly at this point im ready to just say fuck it and just say fuck the whole and go anywhere because i cant just sit here doing nothing. dont they just transfer your shit if you have an address somewhere and a job there and a good reason to move it.

im gonna try and get convicted of the felony on purpose because felony probation can be transferred. is there a way i can just take the felony right away or something and not go to jail? i really want a felony without having to do jail time

If you were to attempt to carry a baby elephant on your shoulders across the state line between Florida and Georgia, what kind of laws would you be violating? If any? Who are you supposed to report this kind of crime to? Semi-urgent

Any law enforcement out there? I have a question.
There is a phrase the police sometimes use, Latin, which describes an officers discretion on wheather to charge or not charge on a crime do to it's possible non severity. for instance finding a man drunk in public just a block from his house and choosing not to arrest him considering the tweaker on the corner down the street is selling a bag at the same time and is more severe.
" 'Something' and 'something' of the law." Is how is goes I beleive.