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What do by Charlotte Drombleluck - Sun, 10 Jun 2018 23:07:07 EST ID:mtkFXa4A No.46215 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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>Mother arrested supposedly smuggling drugs into a prison
>car impounded
>$50k bail

Should I raid her room for drugs?
Charlotte Drombleluck - Mon, 11 Jun 2018 01:12:47 EST ID:mtkFXa4A No.46216 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Reporting in: Meth scored.
Doris Deddleway - Sun, 05 Aug 2018 22:59:34 EST ID:Y01ZittU No.46265 Ignore Report Quick Reply
This is kind of funny and sad.
Alice Sadgesitch - Sat, 11 Aug 2018 03:30:21 EST ID:k87tpC77 No.46266 Ignore Report Quick Reply
yeah just like bumping old threads from 2 months ago you dork
Doris Brimbleshit - Sat, 18 Aug 2018 03:26:21 EST ID:ZNxIWUAR No.46272 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Then bumping 6 days later. Saying less content than the person you responded to even.
Interesting though risking bringing drugs into a prison. 50k bail. An ounce of speed may be equivalent for bail. Maybe a few ounces.
Albert Chenningwag - Sat, 18 Aug 2018 16:38:00 EST ID:FgPqQdZj No.46273 Ignore Report Quick Reply
But the whole prison population doesn’t have 50k cash to spend on the stuff so you’d never be able to use it to post bail.

Becoming a PI by Sherlock Dome - Mon, 13 Aug 2018 13:26:32 EST ID:p6LvcaWj No.46269 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Just applied for classes to become a "private eye" or private investigator. Classes last 6 to 12 weeks. Wouldn't do anything involving drug busts, would open my own offices and bust people for abduction, attempted date rape and other serious crimes. My gramps has a licence so he could help me study. What does /law/ think about this idea?
Emma Goodwater - Thu, 16 Aug 2018 09:46:55 EST ID:cEwuNxwz No.46271 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I think you're confusing PI with PIG.

That's not what private investigators do.

how to tell which backpage ads are cops? by Sophie Buffingterk - Tue, 01 Dec 2015 01:20:22 EST ID:qF6nKSH+ No.44870 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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For example, this right here. How can I tell if that's a pig? Is 180 for an HR with this bitch suspiciously affordable? I would 100% smash on that. I would pay 180 a day to smash that.
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Eugene Doshfat - Thu, 28 Sep 2017 10:37:30 EST ID:eLF/eg0W No.45926 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I can't believe there are cops out there willing to touch some strangers dick or show their tits just for their job. Damn, them niggas must really take that shit seriously. Especially for how little cops are paid.
Rebecca Fangerdit - Thu, 05 Oct 2017 19:58:37 EST ID:j/2oCiw2 No.45929 Ignore Report Quick Reply

maybe they like it
Martin Dreddlehat - Thu, 19 Oct 2017 17:15:37 EST ID:Kee2HTEf No.45948 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Simon Dogglesteck - Fri, 15 Jun 2018 04:13:48 EST ID:1UHXnyB6 No.46219 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I don't think any female male cop would do that. They just want a person of interest to say what they want. Like how about $$$, what will that get me kinda thing.
Cyril Blythewater - Tue, 14 Aug 2018 11:31:58 EST ID:c7B279vL No.46270 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Donation for time and companionship

Animal services by Graham Pobblefield - Wed, 18 Jul 2018 22:02:55 EST ID:fl+FuWJL No.46249 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Long story short this older lady was going door to door hanging out fliers for some nieghborhood event. While she was on my property walking up to my door my roommate was leaving with her dog and let my dog out. My dog jumped on her and nipped her or scratched her. She wouldnt let me help me, didint want to go to an urget care but threatened to call animal services and I wouldnt give her my dogs imformation for that reason. Less than an hour later I see her still handing out fliers at a nearby park so I know shes fine. Also my roommate who saw it happened doesnt think my dog bite her but jumped up on her and scratched her, it probably doesnt matter any way. So its been 3 days and I recieved a notice from animal control for am investigation of an animal bite with a number to call. So I called once I saw this after work today and left a message. Can some one guve me advice on how to handle this situation? Thank you
Clara Dinderfuck - Thu, 19 Jul 2018 17:39:17 EST ID:cEwuNxwz No.46250 Ignore Report Quick Reply
look at any local ordinances regarding your responsibilities following a dog bite (should be a straight forward process).

You're probably going to need to make a homeowner/renters insurance claim to get them to defend you.
Eugene Bardstock - Sun, 12 Aug 2018 13:40:57 EST ID:Cq3QsZqf No.46268 Ignore Report Quick Reply
go stick the dog at a friend or family members house for a few weeks and deny it ever happened or you have a dog. deny everything and you'll get out of this

retail thefr by Lillian Shittingworth - Sat, 11 Aug 2018 11:08:26 EST ID:jqzo54jk No.46267 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I got charged with retail theft. It happened once before but the municipality let me take a class and it didn't count against my record. So this will be my first offense which is just a summary offense. No big deal right?

My question is how will job hunting go for the next five years? I have a job interview today with burger king. I plan on getting the job and buying a car in 4 months. Then I want to apply to the distribution centers who pay twice as much for full time work. But will I have a problem getting hired there?

Texas Extradition Likelyhood, if I dipped by whatchathank? - Mon, 30 Jul 2018 03:40:41 EST ID:orqI6oVD No.46260 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I'll try to make this as short n sweet as possible.

Seven months ago I was arrested for:





So after seven months of being on house arrest, my pre-trial officer makes the decision to pass a motion to revocate my bond. My lawyer got it pushed back, but I didnt know that amd cut off my ankle monitor two days before my supposed court date. They then visit the house to see whats up, and I was straight up honest to them of what I did. They then put it back on
.. ONLY TO TAKE IT OFF a few days later! I was relieved but super sketched out. Few days after that I see that I have warrants out for all four... whem I didnt before.
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whatchathank? - Mon, 30 Jul 2018 03:48:57 EST ID:orqI6oVD No.46261 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Been in and out of this community for over a decade, but somehow cant remember how to edit my original post.

The way I worded some of my short questions kinda sound bitchy, heres how I would better word them:



Also by some miracle I am not a felon.. yet. I have had some pretty fucked off charges (devil in the details) but have managed to not get a felony (in texas atleast) (i have unextradictable charges in colorado, that texas knows about - 23 felonies) [yes... 23 unaswered for non-violent felonies, dont fucking ask its relatively irrelevant]
Doris Fondlewill - Tue, 31 Jul 2018 16:24:50 EST ID:YlLWyFx5 No.46262 Ignore Report Quick Reply
you have multiple felony charges. im pretty sure you will have warrants hanging over your head wherever you go. better to deal with it now.
Charles Crungerford - Wed, 01 Aug 2018 02:11:59 EST ID:dsQTpT5W No.46263 Ignore Report Quick Reply
If the charges are serious 'enough,,' texas is pretty cozy with extradition. One woman had a joint and was extradited 'from' texas to a few states over. Over a joint.

Yea, hiding, I would say eventually you would be IDd.

If you feel have things down, a name ssn, etc to use. You will miss something. it is what it is. Unless you find pure luck. NCIC, database, can run masses of fingerprints. if one was ever arrested they would be finger printed and that goes into the database.

OK, maybe face these, a DA, judge, etc may combine charges into a fairly decent deal. If so, do not acquire any charges what-so ever. Or could face the max penalties for each charge if your PO parole revokes your probation.

Telling ya, if these are serious enough, or not even really serious, maybe just face these. Worrying about getting caught on warrants is a total strain.

Opinion, you said you have warrants? So they decided to bring up charges that did not previously exist.
If you have the means, you can go through a bail bondsman and do in Colorado they call it a walk through. Where you secure a bail/bondsman and simply post bail without being arrested. They may or likely would do the fingerprint routine, etc, but you would not be jailed, because you had posted bail,
as opposed to being arrested. (if these make sense.)
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Hugh Greendale - Wed, 01 Aug 2018 02:24:34 EST ID:9NmXPQAH No.46264 Ignore Report Quick Reply
recognizance: assuring you will fulfill obligations by the court. Show up for court dates, no new charges, etc. House arrest. Work, to work and back home.

A court may offer 'personal recognizance' for some charges but not for others.
So one could have a PR bond for one or more charges, but still be held on others. Seen it happen before, make bail for a charge or two, happy, getting out,
yea. Then have a charge(s) somewhere else. So not getting out.

In all, if you think you can hack it, just go through the motions, make sure your attorney is on top of things, it is not fun worrying if or when you will get picked

transfer probation by Jack Brenkinfirk - Sun, 29 Jul 2018 09:53:38 EST ID:AeyeTq7w No.46256 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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is it easy to get probation transferred within your own state? I have a place to stay but im renting its not like some family member is just giving me a free ride there. Im looking to move there so I can hopefully find a job and stuff
Oliver Drungernick - Sun, 29 Jul 2018 10:13:49 EST ID:I+R1uKQt No.46257 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I bet if you made this thread 2-3 more times you'll probably find the answer you're looking for
Jack Brenkinfirk - Sun, 29 Jul 2018 18:38:32 EST ID:AeyeTq7w No.46258 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I am a black man being a repressed by an evil justice system. I deserve freedom. I deserve reperations.
Jack Brenkinfirk - Sun, 29 Jul 2018 19:11:24 EST ID:AeyeTq7w No.46259 Ignore Report Quick Reply
or how long would it be if I just ran out on it and said fuck it and just went to jail down the line? I'd rather do jail then be locked away in my house, go to gay ass classes, and do probation meetings

What do drug tests check for by Augustus Clucklefuck - Sat, 07 Jul 2018 17:45:01 EST ID:nA2VzNGV No.46237 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I want to try CBD tinctures, but I'm subject to drug tests. The serious, US DOT lab urinalysis tests. Do they check for CBDs? Or only THC?
Rebecca Drovingshit - Sun, 08 Jul 2018 15:29:52 EST ID:cEwuNxwz No.46238 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Well, the answer to your direct question is no. Drug test batteries test for parent THC and two metabolites of THC, and do not test for CBD.

However, it is common for people to test positive when using CBD oil because despite being advertised otherwise many CBD oils contain THC.
Clara Trothall - Sat, 21 Jul 2018 04:24:12 EST ID:zRC8U7He No.46254 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Eh, depends. There are cananaboids that are only found in marijuana. Some labs would test for cananaboids. Or I have seen lab results showing these. Quite interesting.
Eliza Penningwidge - Mon, 23 Jul 2018 15:15:15 EST ID:cEwuNxwz No.46255 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I don't know of any tests that are more rigorous than to test for hydroxy, carboxy and parent forms of THC. CBD oil, if it's just CBD won't show any of those.

But I think it's unlikely there's a lot of CBD oil that doesn't contain THC, and I doubt the OP is going to be GC/MSing the stuff before he took it.

Treatment center is fucking me by Hamilton Cribberfoot - Sun, 15 Jul 2018 00:12:27 EST ID:wsYsh59R No.46241 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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WOW, so this is what happened to me today, I show up to my treatment center after work, wasn't able to go home and shower and get the weed smell off my person ( I trim cannabis for work). My Current Counselor tells me that I won't be allowed to join todays class because it's "triggering" to people who are recovering. I try to Compromise and rush over to gateway fred meyer to buy a can of spray deodorant so I don't smell like cannabis. After doing this and spraying myself with about half the fucking can and going in to see if I wasn't smelling like ganja anymore, she tells me she'll be able to let me participate. I go outside. NOT EVEN FIVE MINUTES GOES PAST AND SHE RETRACTS HER STATEMENT. I now have a second strike against me and technically because of this I violated the contract I signed with her because I accidentally missed a UA one sunday because of confusion on cutoff time. BECAUSE OF THIS I RISK GOING TO JAIL AND NOT BEING ABLE TO COMPLETE MY DIVERSION. I'm fucking pissed, and I feel like she is unjustly discriminating against me because of my job in the cannabis industry. I understand that it may trigger some people, but I did more than enough to try and accomodate this pompous fat cunt.

I plan on calling the director tommorow and Telling my side of the story, and if she doesn't want to work with me, then I may look into getting a lawyer and am thinking i might need to switch treatment centers. What do you guys think?
Phineas Nosslestore - Wed, 18 Jul 2018 18:00:40 EST ID:y21nYADT No.46248 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>being a druggie degenerate
The lawyer may be a good idea, but I also think you should do some serious introspection as to what decisions and choices put you in this position in the first place.
Clara Trothall - Sat, 21 Jul 2018 02:53:07 EST ID:zRC8U7He No.46252 Ignore Report Quick Reply
If your PO know your occupation. Talk with him/her. Explain it' is not working out very well there. Hoperfully change centers.
Clara Trothall - Sat, 21 Jul 2018 02:56:06 EST ID:zRC8U7He No.46253 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Change counselors. The center may accodimate if there is no realitic communication. Talk to somebody who correlates this.

moving before probation by Phoebe Depperludge - Mon, 16 Jul 2018 19:38:52 EST ID:AeyeTq7w No.46245 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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what happens if I move to a new city while my court case is pending still? I have a court case and I have to go on probation and shit but I really really really wanna move

I have another city in my state I can move to and I have friends down there and shit and wanna go do that. I live in the middle nowhere now with no jobs no license and im stuck in my parents house and if I go on probation my life is gonna be shit because i cant do fucking anything here and in the other city i can get a job easy as fuck and not have to rely on cars and bull shit like that.

honestly at this point im ready to just say fuck it and just say fuck the whole and go anywhere because i cant just sit here doing nothing. dont they just transfer your shit if you have an address somewhere and a job there and a good reason to move it.

im gonna try and get convicted of the felony on purpose because felony probation can be transferred. is there a way i can just take the felony right away or something and not go to jail? i really want a felony without having to do jail time
Clara Trothall - Sat, 21 Jul 2018 02:49:17 EST ID:zRC8U7He No.46251 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I you can talk with the prosecuting attorney. Try to get the charges to a plea to a mistomineor. Seek getting probation, no jail. With your porbation, you can then
seek more freedoms. As in move to another jurisdiction.

A felony making it possible to move, naw. less likley by far.

What kind of repercussions could you face for smuggling a baby elephant across state lines? by John Brinnerdale - Mon, 16 Jul 2018 16:22:20 EST ID:NZ37GiIa No.46244 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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If you were to attempt to carry a baby elephant on your shoulders across the state line between Florida and Georgia, what kind of laws would you be violating? If any? Who are you supposed to report this kind of crime to? Semi-urgent

Latin term by Ian Paggleway - Sun, 15 Jul 2018 15:47:08 EST ID:EiVbx+oT No.46242 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Any law enforcement out there? I have a question.
There is a phrase the police sometimes use, Latin, which describes an officers discretion on wheather to charge or not charge on a crime do to it's possible non severity. for instance finding a man drunk in public just a block from his house and choosing not to arrest him considering the tweaker on the corner down the street is selling a bag at the same time and is more severe.
" 'Something' and 'something' of the law." Is how is goes I beleive.
Fucking Ciddledock - Sun, 15 Jul 2018 23:24:03 EST ID:cEwuNxwz No.46243 Ignore Report Quick Reply
that's a question?

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