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Deprivation of citizenship by Beatrice Saffingfoot - Fri, 17 Feb 2017 03:07:51 EST ID:esOKpsS6 No.45725 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Have you guys ever heard of this? What do you think? (Pictured is Theresa May, current UK PM and former Home Secretary. She has issued more deprivation orders than any Home Secretary in the last 70 years.)

The UK government has the ability to revoke the nationality of a British citizenship where it is 'conducive to the public good' to do so. However, the individual cannot be made stateless - they must have another nationality to fall back on. In 2014, a new law was passed allowing for deprivation of citizenship even where the person would be made stateless, provided that:

a) they are a naturalised citizen
b) they have conducted themselves in a manner seriously prejudicial to vital UK interests
c) the UK gov believes they are able to become a national in another country.

Personally, I think deprivation of citizenship is shit, a pathetically easy and secretive way of the UK gov preventing UK citizens returning to the UK. The Special Immigration Appeal Commission uses 'closed material procedures' where the individual is never told what they are accused of and neither is their lawyer. They're excluded from the court proceedings at thw whim of the gov and represented by a gov-appointed "Special Advocate" that they aren't allowed to speak to.

I know in the US it's much much harder to lose your nationality - you can basically only lose it voluntarily. What do you think about the UK laws?

(you can find more info here, if you're interested : http://sprc.info/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/Ross-article.pdf Alice Ross from the Bureau of Investigative Journalism is basically the only UK journalist who covers this topic)

Absolutely Nothing Wrong With Me by Doris Cabberway - Sat, 11 Feb 2017 04:38:35 EST ID:ppLLK7oU No.45722 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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There is absolutely nothing wrong with me, at this point in my life. I have two felonies one traffic code related and one misdemeanor DUI all these charges were in two years. There was something wrong then I am not going to lie about that. I have a High School diploma, I test well PSAT,SAT, Community College placement exam, my grades all of it.

I work a minimum wage job for minimum wage.
I go to school to get an education so I can earn more than minimum wage.
I haven't been arrested for three and a half years.

Theres nothing wrong with me.
Caroline Hudgesadge - Sat, 11 Feb 2017 13:52:59 EST ID:LG7TQpFl No.45723 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Shitting Naffingstock - Sun, 12 Feb 2017 11:57:28 EST ID:Ulzvj3jF No.45724 Ignore Report Quick Reply
keep up with your probation/parole. don't fail a drug test, miss community service, or otherwise violate the terms. keep working at your job until you find something better, most felons i know get into selling cars at dealerships. stay away from bad influences and build the life you want

good luck man and take heat, you know how bad things can get if you fuck up. so don't even try to get involved in bad shit. especially while you are on parole/probation.

Shoplifting lol by Rebecca Bunlock - Tue, 05 Apr 2016 15:39:41 EST ID:Mo0Jkj74 No.45261 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Hey guys so I'm just wondering about little thing,
got busted for shoplifting earlier and was banned for life from all Whole Foods in the country. They said if I even stepped foot into another store I'd get arrested.
Is this real? They took a picture of me and my ID but how would they know if I went into a different store?
Their cheese is just so tasty and expensive.
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Ebenezer Sandleridge - Wed, 25 May 2016 02:50:24 EST ID:Q+eYDGG0 No.45340 Ignore Report Quick Reply
In the US over a thousand dollars is bad ned news kitty for shoplifting. I always knew a few queens, crackheads, etc that shoplifted. Mostly items to return for
cash, but then one time a year cash refunds. With store credit other than that.
Ebenezer Sandleridge - Wed, 25 May 2016 02:53:16 EST ID:Q+eYDGG0 No.45341 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Self-checkout, not an advocate of stealing. Easiest bust scenerio there is.
George Saffingshaw - Thu, 12 Jan 2017 15:05:23 EST ID:DIgD3Yye No.45694 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Is it an option for you to get food stamps? I would also look into food pantries.

Because it is a private business they get to make decisions like that. I would definitely find somewhere else to shop.
Barnaby Secklewater - Fri, 13 Jan 2017 01:20:00 EST ID:AXoTj1zI No.45697 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Wallmart, the other day a cop was walking straight towards the back, obviously a shoplifter back there. I could tell he wasn't happy, not angry but the 'routine.'
Cyril Pittlock - Tue, 07 Feb 2017 14:21:50 EST ID:MN+CyGFU No.45721 Ignore Report Quick Reply
just have other people buy cheese for you.

Verbal harassment? by Eugene Sisslelork - Mon, 06 Feb 2017 09:58:54 EST ID:/ExLSjhZ No.45719 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Hey! The following story is kinda stupid and simple but hear me out please.

My aunt moved in with my mom, myself, and my girlfriend in a 2 bedroom apartment. I don't know how long she is staying there but she currently is sleeping on a mattress under our stairwell.

The problem is, when my girlfriend and I go downstairs to the kitchen or leave the house, she talks to shit to us like about how my dead relative isnt here (who I assumed she didnt like) and how my girlfriend looks (short, handicap). Its been mostly towards my girlfriend until recently when I stood up for her and said "Stop talking shit to my girlfriend." I would ignore the insults to my girlfriend until recently, and now I'm being verbally harassed.

Is there some kind of law about verbal harassment to an individual in their home? What can I say or do to stop this from happening? It's stressing my girlfriend and I out and I believe we're being treated unfairly.
Jenny Lighthall - Mon, 06 Feb 2017 22:45:26 EST ID:iQgrmD6f No.45720 Ignore Report Quick Reply
As with every question first we need your location, laws where you are are the issue at hand.
A couple questions also , does your aunt pay rent in some form, or is she named on the Tennant contract/agreement? How long has she been there?

Depending on you local laws your best recourse may be to just kick her out if you are a Tennant and she is not. This is also assuming you are on the Tennant agreement, if it's your mom's apartment just move out dude.

Pressing Charges for Childhood Abuse. by Jenny Hegglewell - Sun, 29 Jan 2017 01:46:18 EST ID:i4tspx15 No.45714 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I've been considering pressing charges against my mother for childhood abuse, which included identity theft, to the tune of nearly $4,000 in debt in my name, as well as poisoning and attempted murder.

I definitely have evidence, police reports, CPS calls, as well as therapist visits from when I was that age.

I'm almost 25 now, and living in California. I plan to talk to a lawyer about it, but I was just posting this here to see if anyone has experience with something like this, or what I could expect from something like this, or if a court would even look at this.
Hugh Wazzlenin - Sun, 29 Jan 2017 14:04:04 EST ID:JgrhRLWY No.45717 Ignore Report Quick Reply
you're talking about stuff 7 years ago minimum right?

Without hearing anything about the merits, which there is probably none, you're years beyond the statute of limitations on all claims, either criminal or civil.


Name change final judgement paperwork by Fanny Pinnerkine - Sat, 28 Jan 2017 23:54:12 EST ID:7SDHLtOE No.45713 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So ages ago I had posted about if I was in a position to change my name and decided to go for it. My hearing is on March 3rd, but apparently, I need to bring in a final judgment paper (Which I don't have on me.) Do I need to go to a clerk beforehand, or am I able to simply print it out and bring it?
Nathaniel Bimmlesark - Sun, 29 Jan 2017 02:43:54 EST ID:Nx0pJM6s No.45715 Ignore Report Quick Reply
i dunno

what is your new name OP
Phoebe Worthingman - Sun, 29 Jan 2017 12:37:16 EST ID:gUqG/1ie No.45716 Ignore Report Quick Reply
There's almost certainly someone you can call who can answer this question for you
Samuel Wenderdock - Wed, 01 Feb 2017 17:45:08 EST ID:/QJ1yNxl No.45718 Ignore Report Quick Reply
wtf is wrong with her ass

In some trouble. Help. by Ernest Gandlefoot - Fri, 26 Feb 2016 11:15:10 EST ID:DTRF8mUI No.45155 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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You can read the full thread with all the details here, but I'm gonna just tell you guys the abridged version. I'm a fucking idiot hothead.


>dont live at home
>young siblings still live at home
>Multiple times sex offender moves next door, convicted of incest, first degree sexual assault, repeated times on same victim
>has another 2nd degree sexual assault case from a dif time
>find out this guys fucked his sister over 100 times and threatened to kill her if she talks
>this happened over the course of 10 years. turns out that him and his brother were joking about it multiple times throughout the years over texts, his brother liked to watch
>The town wont do anything, the police wont do anything. legally he can live there
>He only served 9 months in county for this
>end up figuring out people in county with him, they say hes super creepy and bragged about how easy he got off, tell me to get him out of my neighborhood asap
>I go nuts
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Shit Billygold - Sat, 21 Jan 2017 02:51:01 EST ID:DTRF8mUI No.45702 Ignore Report Quick Reply
They dug up that I was in rehab for drinking in 2013 somehow and put me on no drinking for a year now, no going to bars/clubs/liquor stores

its fucking bullshit, i had this big night going out to the club planned in like 2 weeks. Looks like im gonna sit at home and play video games and beat off instead.
Shit Billygold - Sat, 21 Jan 2017 02:53:54 EST ID:DTRF8mUI No.45703 Ignore Report Quick Reply
This is just the icing on the cake, my life is totally, completely fucked up right now. No one knows the amount of stress and bullshit im currently going through.
Ian Snodspear - Sat, 21 Jan 2017 14:15:33 EST ID:Ulzvj3jF No.45704 Ignore Report Quick Reply
hang in there buddy, messing up your probation will keep you in the system longer
Cedric Honkindale - Sat, 21 Jan 2017 21:55:29 EST ID:sB26aiAQ No.45707 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>No one knows the amount of stress and bullshit im currently going through.

I sincerely doubt you're going through any tougher time than anyone else. Don't be such a baby.
Lillian Hacklewater - Tue, 24 Jan 2017 00:06:22 EST ID:V33ehNk0 No.45709 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>Me and my lawyer both basically begged for it, the judge told me that i acted like a 17 year old and that he'd consider expungement if I complete my probation. Restitution, court fees, 40 hours community service, and dont have any more issues with the cops.
Sounds about the expected outcome.

In current state, considering the nature of the crimes, which in the laws eyes could be considered pretty serious behavior. I believe they consider you to be a risk to some extents. As in possibly having incidents of the same nature in the future. Anger management is a clear sign of this.

Best bet, meet your PO, be pleasant. They are generally overworked so be part of the process.

Acting somewhat upset, agitated, etc is a definite do not.
At each meeting they take notes about ones demeanor.
Showing up about 15 minutes before any meetings is
a definite plus. They will notice this and note that.

Do not ask PO about expungement. Wait until the PO gets to know you in a positive manner.
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Car question by Nell Henningchick - Sun, 08 Jan 2017 23:26:17 EST ID:2KIL/fZA No.45691 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Is it illegal to change the hood arnament/logo and swapping them between different cars?
Cyril Bredgewater - Mon, 09 Jan 2017 03:32:50 EST ID:DYI+0dHA No.45692 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Not in the US.
Lydia Foshham - Mon, 09 Jan 2017 15:27:34 EST ID:45huNpiF No.45693 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Long as you properly own all the shit involved.
Jack Miblingwill - Sat, 21 Jan 2017 23:24:21 EST ID:nJfAN+NJ No.45708 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Just don't try to sell it as something it isn't (which you'd have to be selling to special needs to get away with in the first place.)

potential wax manufacturing felony charge by Phoebe Shakeson - Sat, 21 Jan 2017 18:22:09 EST ID:qj2brHNd No.45705 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So a few months ago my buddys house was raided for suspicion of 'cp' (there was none of that shit) because the fucker was using onions w/o vpn i think. Anyways its this guys 8th offense and my first offense. They raided the house and found me laying in the spare bed next to a wax vape and so i was inititally charged with paraphenelia and had to spend some time in jail. I was living there temporarily because me and my neighbor and roommate were dabbin all summer/self medicating. The guy admitted to the police that everything in the house was his but i didnt know that at the time and because i have good morals i straight up admitted that some fo the wax was mine. There was around 14+ grams of shatter in the house and like half of it was mine truly so i admitted to the police that it was mine but nothing else. My dabs were stored in those little rubber containers that you can get at your local headshop and i had like 5 of them full of wax. Keep in mind this is my first offense and i was scared shitless with a rifle in my face with a bunch of police in the house so thats partly why i straight up admitted some of it was my personal use.

Anyways a couple months later they send me a big ol envelope in the mail and they are trying to charge us with manufacturing of dabs which is fucking ridiculous. They think we were both participating in a grow op when we were not, and there is no evidence of a grow except for like those metal things that keep tomato plants up, a bag of miracle grow, and a single LED light. That doesnt prove anything. LED lights are used to fucking light up dark areas and thats not illegal. They want to charge us with manufacturing which is a felony in my state.

Im hoping for just a simple and serious misdemeanor for possession of a schedule 1 narcotic. Ive tried contacting my lawyer multiple times but he never gets back to me.

Anyways i think the cops are just trying to fuck us up as much as they can so they are making too many assumptions and just throwing them at us.

Has this happened to anyone else? Any advice? Im pretty sure ill be fine with the possession of both wax and paraphenelia. My court date is in 2 months. Give me some input guys if you dont mind. This is my first tim…
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Henry Blatherridge - Sat, 21 Jan 2017 21:46:02 EST ID:tyqJISl8 No.45706 Ignore Report Quick Reply
> Ive tried contacting my lawyer multiple times but he never gets back to me.

get another lawyer

Whistleblowing by Beatrice Hosslechatch - Thu, 19 Jan 2017 13:06:34 EST ID:17IJ8gha No.45699 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Hey guys.

I was intricately involved in an organization that made fraudulent claims on products they sold to various state government bodies across the US. The products they sold did not meet specification standards set by the various state governing bodies, but were sold as if they were. They've been doing this for over two decades. The purpose of doing this was to cut manufacturing costs on their end.

How it works is samples of a particular product is sent to a laboratory for approval, and when it is approved, it can be sold statewide for government contracts. The samples this organization submitted were fabricated from small batches outside of the cheaply made mass production batches. These small, high quality batches were submitted as representative samples of the lower quality large batches. They outcompete competition by cheating.

When a sample fails a field test, the contractor is forced to pay back the money it was paid to perform the task, and these costs are passed onto the organization that provided the product.

There are potentially hundreds of claims to be made.

What do you think? Should I do anything about this?
Molly Tillingdale - Thu, 19 Jan 2017 16:56:28 EST ID:45huNpiF No.45700 Ignore Report Quick Reply
If you are in the US, keep your mouth shut. Regulatory enforcement is now worse than being an Obama voter to the new administration...
George Baffingbanks - Fri, 20 Jan 2017 03:19:26 EST ID:jm1nfPg3 No.45701 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Well, consider encrypting your connection just in general,OK cna you show this to the competition to be fact, or enough info that they can pursue their own investigations and see if it has enough merit to sue? If one were to be somewhat greedy could one go the the competitors and ask for $$ in return for reliable info or methods to prove this to be true.

Being government is involved the competition who is losing out on a scam of faulty low quality products an that is notright. The competition could have people, informers in thee other companies which could be hazardous. There is whistle blowing protectios, but Things can get complicated real fast.

You could just inform the parties being taken advantage of. This is not right iff
it is how you explained it. If it is government stuff then Democrats you may feel you trust in government, they may be ones to contact, in person or anonymously.

If this is serious I would try to be pretty careful.I have faced similar issues and really, the best thing to do is the right thing. Even if it puts future employment at risk , etc, if you feel stronglly about the matter.

Public Intoxication in Alabama by Reuben Woggleworth - Fri, 06 Jan 2017 12:58:34 EST ID:5qMDumVC No.45682 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Charged with Public Intoxication in Alabama. Alabama law states that public intoxication is a "violation", which is lesser than a misdemeanor or felony. Is it still necessary to report this on job applications when asked if I've been convicted of a crime even though it's more a petty offense than a 'crime'?
Edwin Hissleville - Sat, 07 Jan 2017 03:47:13 EST ID:DYI+0dHA No.45684 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Public intoxication is usually a ticket that you have the option of disputing in court. Criminal convictions involve a mandatory court process and a judge issuing a judgment.
Cedric Duvingwell - Sat, 07 Jan 2017 16:04:42 EST ID:45huNpiF No.45689 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Nope. Same as a jaywalking or parking ticket.
Lydia Crashham - Sat, 07 Jan 2017 16:23:49 EST ID:5qMDumVC No.45690 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I am going through a court process though. My court date is next week.
Barnaby Secklewater - Fri, 13 Jan 2017 04:22:46 EST ID:AXoTj1zI No.45698 Ignore Report Quick Reply
You are not really obligated to say you were charged for anything whatsoever.
It is generally in your best interests to 'not' offer these to employers.

Once you do offer information of a charge, to a potential employer or other entities;
It is basically information that can spread rapidly among the masses of information

Note the masses of background services, one simple misstep of sharing sensitive
information with one potential employer can be forwarded and follow you around.

Info clearing houses by nature are often indifferent and inaccurate.

Full custody battle question by CannabisPrime - Thu, 12 Jan 2017 15:10:43 EST ID:oevBmkbA No.45695 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Hey guys - So, few questions

Firstly, my wife is a drug addict(benzos) and is physically and emotionally abusive. Recently, she has been physically and emotionally abusive. Subject is a bruise she gave me from biting me because I wouldn't let her in the bathroom 'cause I was taking a shit. Anyway, here's my problems and questions:

Her mother is probably going to buy her a lawyer. That's fine, but - I am probably starting my new job next week, which means I'll have money for everything. Rent, etc. Won't need her for shit. Furthermore, when I get a Mental Inquest Warrant and Emergency Protection Order out on her, what are the chances of a judge granting it? I'll be filing for full custody as well. But how do I really get her gone for good? What steps do I need to take? She is causing my son to have irreversible anxiety and I can't do it anymore. Thanks in advance guys!
Barnaby Secklewater - Fri, 13 Jan 2017 00:56:14 EST ID:AXoTj1zI No.45696 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I don't know much but restraining orders are generally easy if one can show that one has a realistic concern for their or others welfare, well being, safety.

Seek a simple restraining order. The biting alone is troubling, a judge would generally
consider a picture favorable moreso than just a 'she bit me at some point in time.'
Taken that in consideration with statements of past/present behaviors.

She need not be present when filling this. She 'could' contest this, I believe upon 7 days notice? Or withing the time a restraining order is granted.

If you express concern about yours and your sons welfare and why, then should be no reason why it would not be granted. Do document this stuff. Do not get into mutual confrontations, arguments.

If she is fully like visibly, physically, verbally out of control you can call the police. No doubt her attitude will be as erratic. As well if the marks are still visible, the (police) would likely not act on that but just as well take that into consideration on your statements and her present behavior.

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