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LSAT by Ernest Blackway - Fri, 18 Jan 2019 15:19:24 EST ID:DMsa3Mjv No.46392 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I have a bachelor's degree and am having a hard time getting any jobs that aren't unskilled labor. So, I am thinking about going back to school, and law school has caught my interest. Are there any lawyers or law students who can advise me on the admissions process, particularly in the United States?
Thanks in advance

Reminder that cops are dumb by Phyllis Mavingpet - Wed, 02 Jan 2019 21:09:34 EST ID:ZcNBsjMU No.46373 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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They're also fat
Ernest Blackway - Fri, 18 Jan 2019 15:14:31 EST ID:DMsa3Mjv No.46391 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Yes Sir. No. Sir. I understand, but I don't want to talk without my lawyer present.

lel by Charles Cucklemetch - Sat, 29 Dec 2018 20:35:47 EST ID:lioCljev No.46368 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Democracy is cool it's like we all kinda agreed to let one guy decide what's cool and we all help each other but only if you have paper and coins to prove you're not a jackass.

it's like communism but we all have food!
Shit Femmerlock - Fri, 18 Jan 2019 06:24:09 EST ID:grnV4W/J No.46390 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Yeah, that's sounds accurate to democracy. I like democracy to tbh. I don't like it when it's run by the wrong person though.

Will I be drug tested on nonreporting probation? I love smoking weed by Eliza Brengerkod - Wed, 26 Dec 2018 00:24:14 EST ID:uWhSotwb No.46367 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So I got a (alcohol) DUI in April and got put on probation in July for a year. I finished all my requirements (fines, community services, classes, drug tests - I failed the first one because I was still detoxing from weed and they said it's ok and then I passed the other ones). Now that I'm done with everything my PO said she's putting me on nonreporting probation. Are they going to test me? If I don't have to report then how will they test me? I haven't smoked in 5 months and I'm dying to get high, I used to smoke daily for 4 years and want to do it again. It's a private probation company, not a government one so maybe they'll be more lenient?

Alternatively, if I do start smoking and get called for a test, does anyone know any good detox, synthetic urine, etc that will pass me a lab test (not a piss cup one).

I'm in Georgia and the company is called Southeastern Corrections if it matters.
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Reuben Ducklefitch - Fri, 11 Jan 2019 22:20:31 EST ID:AeyeTq7w No.46382 Ignore Report Quick Reply
not what i read online it says you would just be sentenced for the amount of jail time they can give for the crime. even lawyers on avvo said you just sentenced up to the max amount of jail time for the crime.
Sophie Blatherspear - Sat, 12 Jan 2019 12:21:21 EST ID:pvEuozpe No.46383 Ignore Report Quick Reply
i don't understand what you're confused about. Do you think probation can be longer than the jail time they can sentence you to?
Martin Clannerwitch - Sat, 12 Jan 2019 13:29:23 EST ID:uWhSotwb No.46385 Ignore Report Quick Reply
OP here, the guy who was replying to you after my previous reply isn't me. I think I'm gonna smoke moderately as a precaution, since what you and others online say seems to be consistent, that they most likely won't drug test, plus the fact that you said she probably didn't try to trap me with that "last drug test" comment. I've read that Georgia has the highest probation cases in the country and she seems swamped with people so I'd imagine she has other people to tend to that are actually reporting. Thanks again for your replies.

One last question, how does my last days of nonreporting probation play out? Do I go back to court? Fill out some kind of paperwork? Do they send me anything in the mail? Or do I just know following the 364 day probation period I'm no longer on it. Thanks!
Reuben Nottingmog - Sun, 13 Jan 2019 21:29:09 EST ID:wyiOLE1e No.46386 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I don't know exactly about what the end of probation looks like. I know you're not going to go back to court. I'd guess you'd just get an end date and try to behave till then.
Augustus Hepperwell - Wed, 16 Jan 2019 18:20:41 EST ID:uWhSotwb No.46389 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Sounds good, appreciate the clarification bro!

can I legally use Bitmex as amerimutt by Samuel Bangerdale - Mon, 14 Jan 2019 18:31:37 EST ID:UCZVujeX No.46387 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I live in the US and want to use Bitmex, can I declare Bitmex income on my income taxes? I know using Mex in US violates Bitmex's terms of service but is it actually illegal to use Bitmex then declare the income on my taxes? It would be much easier to be able to declare my bitcoin income from Bitmex than to try and hide it and I do want to pay my taxes like a responsible citizen.
Samuel Wennerbanks - Tue, 15 Jan 2019 06:55:22 EST ID:wyiOLE1e No.46388 Ignore Report Quick Reply
yeah not only can you declare it to the IRS, you're cruising for a bruising if you don't.

It's actually not income though most likely. You probably have capital gains, which is a whole different thing.

Drug testing for civil service job by Emma Neckleforth - Sun, 02 Dec 2018 11:57:51 EST ID:EcFcfwI0 No.46356 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Not sure where else to post this other than this board. I was recently hired for a complaint investigator / code enforcement job for an incorporated village in New York and was wondering if its strange that I have not been asked to take a drug test. There was no Pre-employment test nor any mention of getting tested and the fact they already hired me. Granted I have only worked one week so far and I have a 6 month probation period. Since they didn't test me before I was hired I would assume they would try and test me sometime during that probation period. I would rather not ask the people I work with if they got testing so I don't throw up any red flags, but for some reason I feel I wont get tested because I'm basically hired or maybe that's just me being optimistic. If anyone has this type of job or knows someone who does any advice would be nice, I just want to be able to smoke.
Jenny Blarringshit - Sun, 02 Dec 2018 17:18:36 EST ID:paj6021g No.46357 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Just keep on keeping on.

Just, do not look like drugs or anything. Don't worry.
Augustus Brookford - Wed, 05 Dec 2018 15:31:45 EST ID:8YRwbj9v No.46358 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Drug testing is expensive. Corporations do it for insurance reasons, but govenment jobs usally dont care or cant afford it.
Eugene Grimwell - Sat, 15 Dec 2018 22:25:34 EST ID:gCOMhc/E No.46365 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Most places do it because working under the influence might be dangerous (eg. a machinery worker or truck driver)... office desk jobs are rarely grounds for a drug test... then again i'm European...

I could also understand it if it were for the company health insurance, but then again i've worked in countries without universal healthcare and never had to submit a drug test...
David Pittfuck - Wed, 09 Jan 2019 17:51:11 EST ID:AeyeTq7w No.46377 Ignore Report Quick Reply
get a medical marijuana card. i went to a doctor and told them i had migraines and he said its pretty much just for employment reasons no one uses the medical marijuana bull shit in new york

Post Court obligations? by Wesley Gackleshit - Wed, 09 Jan 2019 15:09:16 EST ID:t/G7tbna No.46375 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Hey /law/ I just got back from court. I was testifying against some jerk on behalf of the state (VA) because he hit my vehicle and fled the scene. He was found not guilty of criminal offense, but in order to present the possibility of me following up with a civil case he settled with me in the form of a check which I have deposited. It was just a standard check, no insurance claims have officially been made.

Once the money is mine, am I legally required to use it to pay for vehicle repairs as was the original purpose, or it it now mine with no stipulations?
David Pittfuck - Wed, 09 Jan 2019 17:49:41 EST ID:AeyeTq7w No.46376 Ignore Report Quick Reply
i had someone throw shit at my car and they rounded it up to 4500 in damages. it was my parents car and my parents pocketed the money and only fixed the windshield which cost 300. there was absolutely no follow up or requirements. just paid the money for the damages owed and it jsut left small scratches in other spots you couldnt even see
Polly Mamblehall - Wed, 09 Jan 2019 19:49:06 EST ID:t/G7tbna No.46378 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Word, thanks

Is it legal by xaveir.mod - Tue, 06 Nov 2018 19:55:18 EST ID:FuSsVgL4 No.46345 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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to ask a shop keep to raise the cost of stock to pay for an item for you and then sell t to someone else
Esther Nengerbury - Thu, 08 Nov 2018 06:48:27 EST ID:wyiOLE1e No.46346 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Eugene Grimwell - Sat, 15 Dec 2018 22:41:50 EST ID:gCOMhc/E No.46366 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Just trying to intepret this...

Is it legal for a shop keeper to raise the cost of his products to pay for an item for you and then sell it to someone else?

I dunno about US law, but where i'm from it would be illegal

First off, the shopkeeper would need a very good reason for raising his prices. Primarily for tax reasons, secondarily for consumer protection reasons.

Second, I can't see why a shopkeeper would help you pay for anything barring an in-store credit/loan arrangement.

Third, if you ordered an item and shopkeeper decides to sell it to someone else, it's not illegal unless there's a contract for delivery of the product at given time or date or if that particular good wasn't marked for you...
Charles Cucklemetch - Sat, 29 Dec 2018 20:43:17 EST ID:lioCljev No.46369 Ignore Report Quick Reply

This is what we call in my industry "hiding the cherry"

basically selling shit internally for full price to negate the losses from using an employee discount or bulking. essentially you're a "preferred customer with his hand in the cookie jar (hand on the hot cookies?)

I'm OP: I work for X company that sells large Y

Large Y costs aproximately XX,000. I can sell large Y for a profit of XX,000 my boss gets a cut, so do I.

I ask my boss "hey can I buy X large Y?"

"you can't afford large Y on your salary"
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transfer probation by Jack Brenkinfirk - Sun, 29 Jul 2018 09:53:38 EST ID:AeyeTq7w No.46256 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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is it easy to get probation transferred within your own state? I have a place to stay but im renting its not like some family member is just giving me a free ride there. Im looking to move there so I can hopefully find a job and stuff
Oliver Drungernick - Sun, 29 Jul 2018 10:13:49 EST ID:I+R1uKQt No.46257 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I bet if you made this thread 2-3 more times you'll probably find the answer you're looking for
Jack Brenkinfirk - Sun, 29 Jul 2018 18:38:32 EST ID:AeyeTq7w No.46258 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I am a black man being a repressed by an evil justice system. I deserve freedom. I deserve reperations.
Jack Brenkinfirk - Sun, 29 Jul 2018 19:11:24 EST ID:AeyeTq7w No.46259 Ignore Report Quick Reply
or how long would it be if I just ran out on it and said fuck it and just went to jail down the line? I'd rather do jail then be locked away in my house, go to gay ass classes, and do probation meetings
Phyllis Dimmlewore - Mon, 10 Dec 2018 21:20:39 EST ID:Q9Klwmca No.46364 Ignore Report Quick Reply
OP you gon be alright :)

Texas Extradition Likelyhood, if I dipped by whatchathank? - Mon, 30 Jul 2018 03:40:41 EST ID:orqI6oVD No.46260 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I'll try to make this as short n sweet as possible.

Seven months ago I was arrested for:





So after seven months of being on house arrest, my pre-trial officer makes the decision to pass a motion to revocate my bond. My lawyer got it pushed back, but I didnt know that amd cut off my ankle monitor two days before my supposed court date. They then visit the house to see whats up, and I was straight up honest to them of what I did. They then put it back on
.. ONLY TO TAKE IT OFF a few days later! I was relieved but super sketched out. Few days after that I see that I have warrants out for all four... whem I didnt before.
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Charles Crungerford - Wed, 01 Aug 2018 02:11:59 EST ID:dsQTpT5W No.46263 Ignore Report Quick Reply
If the charges are serious 'enough,,' texas is pretty cozy with extradition. One woman had a joint and was extradited 'from' texas to a few states over. Over a joint.

Yea, hiding, I would say eventually you would be IDd.

If you feel have things down, a name ssn, etc to use. You will miss something. it is what it is. Unless you find pure luck. NCIC, database, can run masses of fingerprints. if one was ever arrested they would be finger printed and that goes into the database.

OK, maybe face these, a DA, judge, etc may combine charges into a fairly decent deal. If so, do not acquire any charges what-so ever. Or could face the max penalties for each charge if your PO parole revokes your probation.

Telling ya, if these are serious enough, or not even really serious, maybe just face these. Worrying about getting caught on warrants is a total strain.

Opinion, you said you have warrants? So they decided to bring up charges that did not previously exist.
If you have the means, you can go through a bail bondsman and do in Colorado they call it a walk through. Where you secure a bail/bondsman and simply post bail without being arrested. They may or likely would do the fingerprint routine, etc, but you would not be jailed, because you had posted bail,
as opposed to being arrested. (if these make sense.)
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Hugh Greendale - Wed, 01 Aug 2018 02:24:34 EST ID:9NmXPQAH No.46264 Ignore Report Quick Reply
recognizance: assuring you will fulfill obligations by the court. Show up for court dates, no new charges, etc. House arrest. Work, to work and back home.

A court may offer 'personal recognizance' for some charges but not for others.
So one could have a PR bond for one or more charges, but still be held on others. Seen it happen before, make bail for a charge or two, happy, getting out,
yea. Then have a charge(s) somewhere else. So not getting out.

In all, if you think you can hack it, just go through the motions, make sure your attorney is on top of things, it is not fun worrying if or when you will get picked
Simon Serrystat - Mon, 10 Sep 2018 12:53:56 EST ID:q8hz+1Xc No.46296 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Turn yourself in, or leave the country. Otherwise you're going to have it hang over your head for something that isn't really going to take most of you're lifespan in time up. Sure nations have treaties with the USA but people lebit flea all the time.. There's so many people wanted in America that it's overbloated and if the feds aren't after you I doubt the police in India or wherever will even have the funding and resources or care to find you. America is different. The police are heavy handed and funded so they will catch you. Don't go on the run in the USA unless you're ready to die.
Archie Hundergold - Sun, 09 Dec 2018 02:31:31 EST ID:IxT/GYnb No.46363 Ignore Report Quick Reply
m - Sat, 12 Jan 2019 13:10:14 EST ID:vxMjE+s7 No.46384 Ignore Report Quick Reply

I know this post is old as fuck, but you need to make a semi permanent decision. If you're going to leave, you need to LEAVE leave. Hawaii is still the US...you're doing it wrong. If you dont have a passport in hand, your best bet is a southern border crossing that's so high volume they dont even stop the vehicles going out. Then you either keep driving south until you reach a non extradition country like venezuela and stay there, or get a flight out to a good cluster of non extradition countries with loose visa requirements, like laos, cambodia, and Vietnam.


Was fired and panicking. by Edwin Pummertotch - Sat, 08 Sep 2018 23:50:16 EST ID:mUg4D8sx No.46291 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Another one of these. TLDR can an ex-employer come after me with a lawsuit? Nothing was damaged and I stole nothing, no one was injured.

>having beers at my shitty job
>there's cameras in the buildings but was drinking in my car
>Maybe 6 or 7 of them, but definitely just feel buzzed and am keeping up
>personal life shit happens, start panicking
>don't finish my job but don't exactly care
>go home, have to work the next day
>fed up with the job, show up late
That was last Saturday, fast forward to my regular shift Thursday
>nervous because I'm pretty sure I'm getting fired
>it happens
>it's all kind of a blur, to be expected
>wake up yesterday morning and convince myself someone said "legal action"
>cops weren't there
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Edwin Pummertotch - Sun, 09 Sep 2018 18:36:01 EST ID:mUg4D8sx No.46294 Ignore Report Quick Reply
just paranoid since i was drinking. thank you for the tip, nb
Derluft - Tue, 18 Sep 2018 14:40:16 EST ID:gndlNI6h No.46317 Ignore Report Quick Reply
However, you said it was a blur, so how do you know you didn't do anything?
Augustus Guvingwater - Wed, 26 Sep 2018 21:08:47 EST ID:mUg4D8sx No.46326 Ignore Report Quick Reply
nothing happened lol. nb
Augustus Blugglehudge - Tue, 20 Nov 2018 15:41:57 EST ID:WhacjvuZ No.46354 Ignore Report Quick Reply
So why are you pursuingthe idea of legal action? You where drinking on the job and got fired you num nuts.
Archie Hundergold - Sun, 09 Dec 2018 02:27:57 EST ID:IxT/GYnb No.46362 Ignore Report Quick Reply
This is why we go to AL-anon, dad.

I fucked up halp pls by Hugh Bipperwetch - Fri, 27 Apr 2018 05:46:21 EST ID:aQWChG/b No.46189 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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>February I had a hooker over we did drugs and fucked
>She robbed my bank card and took out over $1000
>I pressed charges but left out the drugs and hooker part
>Two months pass, cops keep calling me every week but I'm too scared to answer the phone. Last time I answered about two weeks ago they said they were viewing some camera footage of hooker using my card.
>I get high a week ago and message hooker basically saying let's call it a truce, can we bang because I'm too high
>Cops continue trying to reach me but whenever I call back the investigating officer is out of the office or had to take a more high priority case
How fucked am I legally? I'm leaving the country for two weeks in a few days then I'm moving out of where I live to another city for a month then I have a permanent flight booked out of my home country permanently. What should I do now? Lawyer up? Seems too late for that now. Should I change my phone number? IDK what to do guys. The bank gave me my money back but I'm sketching out hard because I know the police are gonna find the hooker arrest them if they haven't already and the hooker is gonna try and nuke me as well. I've been too scared to leave my house lately everytime I hear a siren I think fuck this is it they've come to throw me in jail.
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Frederick Brookshit - Sun, 27 May 2018 19:28:49 EST ID:eHeTK0lH No.46208 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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grow a pair hugh
Cyril Gorringsere - Tue, 29 May 2018 22:21:05 EST ID:H0HlAh4H No.46209 Ignore Report Quick Reply

You are such a colossal piece of shit, not everyone who breaks the law is as far gone as you are. The high school kid smoking weed is also a criminal, so he shouldn't turn in a murderer by your retarded lack of logic. The idiot doing drugs with a hooker is not in the same league as armed robber. Society realizes there are different levels of rebellious behavior, that's why something like hiring a hooker is usually a fine. Assholes who rob other people's homes on the other hand deserve to do jail time.


OP, maybe you will stop hanging around sleazy people and take this scare as a lesson. You really should not have snitched and taken it as an expensive lesson though. The cops probably won't do anything, but the whore might have 'friends' whose shit list you are now on. Realize that most hardened criminals are like

Do you really want to keep going that same way until nothing seems moral to you?
Jack Bedgeman - Tue, 05 Jun 2018 18:46:55 EST ID:E2CLany/ No.46213 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>I get high a week ago and message hooker basically saying let's call it a truce, can we bang because I'm too high

You goofed up man. What can I say, you goofed.
Frederick Worthingshaw - Mon, 10 Sep 2018 13:00:52 EST ID:qtL7+4km No.46297 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Hardened criminals just sound like people who mitigate their own problems. Op is a slave mentality who instead cries after getting played like a fuckboy. A smart intelligent functioning member of society would find a way to exploit the scammers right back.
Archie Hundergold - Sun, 09 Dec 2018 02:12:18 EST ID:IxT/GYnb No.46361 Ignore Report Quick Reply
OP is a bitch, the dealer you burglarized is a bitch and I get what you're saying buttttt~~~~

Consider this!

I wish the dealer shot you instead of calling the cops. You are a sack of human shit.

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