DICKS EVERYWHERE

So basically I've lived in this place for a year and a half and been lying that my landlady lives here who basically is in divorce and moved real quick to another dude -- they lie that she lives here, otherwise the house goes into foreclosure because the ex doesn't want it anymore.

They've turned the place into a rooming house, and basically threw a bunch of responsibilities on me at a time where I really needed to live somewhere.

Now they want me to lie to a bylaw officers face and got us to rearrange every room and etc to look legit. I got two days, and basically, I'm trusted soi am going to be actually speaking to the bylaw person.

This might be my only opportunity to provide both my evidence and blow this whole fucker into the water. It's multi-millions in under the table rent and house/property value basically stolen from some slightly rich, but clearly poor dude somewhere out there.

They've disrespected me at every turn and even get me to pay them more rent while I do all the gardening and etc I don't even legally need to do. And this is basically my only way of real revenge.

I like my roommates, but holy fuck, they sit idly and let me do all the shit for them.

I have a place I can hunker down at for 3 months and am really thinking about calling a moving company, getting my stuff safely out of here, blowing the lid with the bylaw person the next day and then calling the tenancy branch to break whatever the fuck this has been for a year and a half.

I know I can find another place or etc. And start this all over again right, without being made to feel like I'm worthless.

Really, help a brother out here. What do you think? Just from the broad sort of thing? It might sound overreacting. But we literally had a meeting today, was basically tasked with changing all the locks and moving furniture and etc to fulfill their lie while paying more than other people and this that the other thing. And there's no fucking written notice.

I did two hours of yard work, and I don't even fucking have to. I'm being forced to take a day off work. These people do not respect other people. And I have the feeling as soon as this blows over -- it gets worse. I'm so stressed out that I gotta take tomorrow off too.

So clearly, everybody's gonna hate me for their own selfish reasons, so I'm thinking it's absolutely necessary to make sure my belongings are all safe? The only issue, when I blow this lid, I'm doing it in their presence. But I mean, the bylaw people can help me right? Like if I blow this big of a bomb up, they got to be able to speak to the tenancy board for me right? But then again, I'll just take the total loss of the deposit and rent I just gave them to do this. I could give a fuck.

But given how big of a deal this would be financially... Should I maybe be worried about getting lynched?

Any help would be appreciated. At the point my stuff all out, even if somebody snitches, they can't have the inspection happen and thus, cannot avoid having them talk to me. Fuck would it feel good, and I can afford it.

And i just don't see any legal ramifications whatsoever other than the nonlegal ramification to get attacked/lynched. I doubt these people would do it, but a few million dollars in theft will make anybody do anything. Should i call my local police department to make sure?

(Repost from QQ, due to legal question.)

Hey /law/, hoping I don't need to do anything with this info but I do need some help

I'm taking an online course this summer that uses the lockdown exam browser (https://www.youtube.com/watch?reload=9&v=XuX8WoeAycs)

Part of it says that an instructore might require you to use a webcam.

My question is, there's no way a state funded school (U.S., Virginia) can require me to film footage of my residence right? This is a state school with a campus, they have to let me test there right? If they try to tell me "No you have to test from your home with a camera on" how would I even challenge that? What kind of lawyer would I need?

Thank you

The other night I was stopped because I may have not come to a complete stop at a stop sign. I was leaving the bar at about 3 AM in Missouri. I gave him my license but wasnt able to find my insurance card, which ended up being buried in my glovebox. The officer suspected me of drunk driving and began to do the finger thing where you follow with your eyes. At that point I had stopped drinking about 7 hours prior and I know I was sober enough to drive. I was instructed to get out of my car and do the rest of the field sobriety test which I was passing with flying colors, but it seemed like he was purposely prolonging it for the slightest hint. They put me in cuffs and were about to take me to the station when I requested they breath test me on the spot to conclusively prove my sobriety, to which they refused and said I can only blow at the station.

When I got to the station, he said a blew a .7 which is twice the legal limit. It wasn't until I was home and calm enough that I realized the legal limit is .08 and twice that is .16 and at .7 I would be dead. I should have got a good look at the device because Im afraid they will fabricate records, the officer even told me he knows how to work on the breath device which was kind of ominous.

I have a lawyer but I'm pretty sure he's just a civil case worker and Im not sure how good he would be, but he has known my dad for over 20 years.

The officer said my license would be immediately suspended but after checking the dmv site it is still valid. For first offense DUI in Missouri it looks like 5 days jail/60 day suspended license, but the officer told me it would be suspended for a year starting that day.

So basically, Im pretty sure I blew a .07 which is legal, I have insurance when they said I didn't, and they got me for not wearing a seatbelt when in reality I had just removed it when I was stopped. I can't prove that I stopped at the sign but Im not worried about that.

If I show my valid insurance and my breath test concludes I was sober, then all Im looking at is a minor traffic citation (failure to stop at a sign/seatbelt) right?

In the state of Texas, in the United States,

Is it legal to sell an item chosen at random?

For instance, let's say I had a box with sealed cards arrayed in a random order, and the customer would, after having payed 5 USD, choose whichever they wanted. Within would be a lot number, which would correspond to their prize. Some prizes would cost less than 5 USD, some more, but neither by very much. Maybe they would be different categories (like "knowledge" or "food") which would graduate in price.

I've tried to look it up, but I can't find the right way to describe the idea to google, and 'wheel of fortune' brings up the game show every time. I don't think it's really the same as a raffle, since everyone is sure to get something

So here's how it is...

I got caught breaking into some cars and in my state, NV, that is a burglary and a felony. So the official charges break down to 4 burglary felonies, 2 damage to property misdemeanors, and one unlawful possession of a debit card gross misdemeanor.

Now I can't in any way afford a high powered attorney and my public defender isn't too enthusiastic about fighting my case.

The current offer is plea no contest to one felony and the gross misdemeanor and the DA won't oppose diversion court and Ill pay restitution and do probation but have a felony on my record.

The original plea offer was plea no contest to one felony and pay restitution and do probation with no mention of diversion court.

One lawyer I spoke to said I have a good case to just argue for diversion court after taking the original plea offer and that sounds good to me cuz I want to keep my record clean in the long run but my appointed attorney said once a new deal is on the table the old one is now unavailable.

Does anyone know anything about this? What do you guys think I should do?

So, I want to make sure that, if certain assholes kill me, that people know why. However, for various reasons, I can't just go to the police and tell them. Is there any way I can put the evidence in a safe deposit box and then have it open and publicized if I am killed?

How can I make sure that it is executed if this happens?

So it's my understanding that intellectual property laws only prohibit people from profiting off of someone else's IP and that it doesn't stop people from just using their IP for themselves, like you can draw a picture of mickey mouse and put him on your fridge, but if you try and sell that picture, Disney would sue your ass. Is this correct, or do they just not go after people who use it for personal purposes because they don't really care enough but it's actually illegal?

Also, say you were to just give that picture away, or you built something, say a coffee maker, from schematics in someone else's patent and then just gave that away for free, would that be legal?

I've seen multiple people do trick to get double tax deductions for basic homeowner expenses:
1. Turn your own home into an LLC that you control.
2. Pay rent to this LLC
3. Het some tax deductions for being a renter.
4. Pay all home-ownership expenses out of the LLCs account
5. Deduct all expenses as business expenses.

I've only ever seen this done in the context of two friends buying a home together but I don't see how this wouldn't work as a single homeowner. Assuming you've hired an accountant to make sure all your paperwork is in order, is it really legal? Or is it just something the IRS won't bother to fuck with? My concern is the LLC doesn't qualify as a valid business since there is no real profit motive.

I've was reading this and I agree, our pols use ideologies to prop up the war on drugs, we know its not based in fact.
But actually, the laws undermine the state by forcing the profits to criminality further undermining the state hence, treason!
What you think?
https://jointhemdots.wordpress.com/2016/04/27/whats-another-word-for-treason/

I live in the US. I take a CBD extract that also contains small ammounts of THC (.03 percent) Hemp derived CBD oil with less than or equal to .3 percent THC content is not a controlled substance in my understanding of US drug law. This still comes out to 2.4mg a serving of THC. If I took a pre employment drug test and failed for THC, couldn't I give the excuse to an employer I'm not taking a controlled substance just a federally legal CBD oil? Would I have a good chance of winning a lawsuit over a rescinded job offer if I tested positive only taking hemp derived CBD oil that contained .3 percent THC? Is there some fuckery going on where different agencies or states stil have hemp scheduled that could fuck me over?

I recently got fucked by a rich family i worked for, is there any way to benefit from knowing their account and routing number without being tracked or arrested?

>Mother arrested supposedly smuggling drugs into a prison
>car impounded
>$50k bail

Should I raid her room for drugs?

Something about the fact that Cannabis being illegal drew me into the allure. If it was legalized when I was a child, I probably wouldn't have given trying it a second thought.

Now that it is legal here in Canada, and government regulated, I can acquire some of the cleanest and dankest bud on the market. I feel like a kid in a candy store.