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I need some advice

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- Sat, 02 May 2020 06:34:24 EST 9utpiNYa No.46623
File: 1588415664909.jpg -(343432B / 335.38KB, 1024x1024) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. I need some advice
hey, /law/

I haven't committed any crimes yet, but I have a criminal mind and believe that laws shouldn't stop us from doing whatever we want (as long as it doesn't hurt others). if I were to become a criminal in the state's view, what would I need to do to avoid getting caught, or if I do get caught, what are some loopholes in current laws that I can use for my benefit in the courtroom?
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Albert Crickleneck - Sun, 21 Jun 2020 11:16:36 EST WznYw1+o No.46636 Reply
what i am saying is that you have to be your own juror otherwise they are going to make you lick the balls, i hope you get the shitadvice. you even have to be your own juror while working with lawyers who are wary of themselves gaining a bad reputation. the justice system really is that ass, so you ask good questions. at some point these people don't know where their asshole is even though they swear to god that it is behind their crotch.
Ian Guzzleshaw - Tue, 30 Jun 2020 11:23:32 EST yMDNPN9q No.46644 Reply

youre procrastinating your criminal activity by coming here and typing out this post. you fantasize about being a criminal but the reality is you have no way to actualize it, so rather than just going and committing whatever crime suits you, you have to come on here and hum and haw about "how do I crime? Im so criminal guys lets talk how to crime and get away with it"

Step 1, find something illegal
step 2, do it without being discovered
step 3, congratulations

The fine details will emerge out of whatever specific socioeconomic coordinates you launch your criminal activities from. Like if you have drug dealers around and you want to buy and consume drugs without being caught, that will require a different approach than sneaking into the backroom of a convenience store, loading your pockets and leaving out the back.
Cedric Corryketch - Thu, 23 Jul 2020 05:01:08 EST yrSPbDZW No.46662 Reply
depends what you are trying to accomplish, think cops are not the same in thinking,,

Fuck Glowies and Their Injustices

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- Mon, 13 Jul 2020 17:21:43 EST 8+A1tM2O No.46650
File: 1594675303117.jpg -(207308B / 202.45KB, 1000x611) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Fuck Glowies and Their Injustices
I swear the Internet is fucking lame. I can say that irl I've never killed anyone. I've never jacked anyone's shit. I've never raped anyone. I've never kidnapped anyone. I'm not a Muslim or anything but those lame fags keep insinuating that shit about me.

You motherfuckers now nothing about me.
But in the land of the free they can arrest you for being edgy and controvercial.

Fuck them. I'm a just cause.

You fuckers think you fight for good?
You fucking dont fight for shit but money and destruction.

Anyone know how to deal with these glow in the dark motherfuckers without going to prison?

Because I dont want t go down with them. Society is going to collapse and they're a good part of the reason,why.

Thpse sadistoc faggots want me in their COVID rape dungeons.
Ian Surryhall - Mon, 13 Jul 2020 17:23:40 EST 8+A1tM2O No.46651 Reply
I literally havent bothered anyone.
Polly Toothall - Mon, 20 Jul 2020 16:18:02 EST 8saTGGRz No.46655 Reply
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Care to list a few for me. I'm planning on buying Ghosts of Tsushima.

how do i animal rights politics

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- Fri, 26 Jun 2020 09:39:21 EST GTc2Cfsb No.46643
File: 1593178761664.jpg -(99483B / 97.15KB, 720x720) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. how do i animal rights politics
How do I pressure lawmakers to install more wildlife crossings to avoid car deaths, find out why birds act so suicidal, and put protections for animals from unnatural shit like drilling for oil in whale habitats or preserving the bobcat population. I don't know where to start and being an environmental scientist first isn't feasible yet
Edwin Blobblefield - Tue, 14 Jul 2020 05:46:09 EST 8HPizCBa No.46654 Reply
Birds fly in front of your car singularly to get you to slow down. It's actually them trying to help you. If there is more than one, they are likely trying to have you hit the bird chasing them that they are refusing to mate with.

They really don't commit suicide but murder doesn't seem too far from them

Hosting Copyrighted Content

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- Thu, 02 Jul 2020 22:36:52 EST 72qC6YBx No.46649
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What's the best way to host copyrighted content and have to deal with the least amount of stuff?
Edwin Blobblefield - Tue, 14 Jul 2020 05:39:10 EST 8HPizCBa No.46653 Reply
Not advertising

Advertisement of Rental Property = Termination of Lease?

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- Wed, 24 Jun 2020 10:18:46 EST itIffVZP No.46639
File: 1593008326573.jpg -(8705B / 8.50KB, 272x185) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Advertisement of Rental Property = Termination of Lease?
Hello /law/, glad to see this board is still somewhat active. Long story short, I fucked up and didn't realize there was an automatic renewal clause in my lease, and failed to provide the notification of intent to vacate in the time period. Management said they would do some 'leg work', and I saw yesterday that the apartment is listed as available for lease in early July (lease was until end of June). If they advertise this, does this mean I am free from my obligation? State is Maryland btw.

James Wirringhood - Wed, 24 Jun 2020 17:56:21 EST oJ/g39/x No.46640 Reply
No. Do you still have to pay if they find a renter on July 1? Probably, but that's worth looking into.
Walter Chazzlelat - Wed, 24 Jun 2020 22:11:30 EST itIffVZP No.46642 Reply
Thanks for the insight.

Ok, how about this: In the state of Maryland it explicitly says in the annotated code for an automatic renewal to be enforceable it must be initialized or signed under the clause itself. My lease only had initials at the bottom of each page, and there are three separate clauses on the page of the automatic renewal clause. However, there is a section at the bottom of the lease before the final signature that points out the automatic renewal clause. Do you think it's worth consulting an attorney for this?
Martha Crurryson - Thu, 02 Jul 2020 10:52:41 EST WznYw1+o No.46648 Reply
have you tried asking them to be pragmatic? sometimes it works i know i'm as surprised as you are

Republics and Currency don't work homie

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- Tue, 30 Jun 2020 13:24:23 EST deKwN/w+ No.46645
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Republics and Currency will always result in a system that centralizes power to the currupt. CHANGE MY FUCKING MIND IF YOU DARE YO

How do criminals and pedophiles get caught on the net?

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- Tue, 11 Feb 2020 17:05:01 EST XjXwobl6 No.46604
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Do FBI spy on them?
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Wesley Pickworth - Thu, 18 Jun 2020 19:12:06 EST WznYw1+o No.46633 Reply
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the goth gf from NCIS reads all of the stuff all of it individually by herself, and she farts a lot until she shits her pants, and then starts over again with a new pair, because she does it at home, it is her night gig
Priscilla Worthingstone - Fri, 19 Jun 2020 09:46:20 EST WznYw1+o No.46634 Reply
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i am taken aback a little bit by this question. the water is right there published on the internet... you don't want to drink it? it's called xkeyscore and you need to file paperwork on relevance to use it but don't need a warrant. the PD in larger cities have a cyber department that uses it. its relevant for anyone to know.

look palie boy my old chap i get that you are stupid because people have taught you that it is great to be stupid and it is great to be prejudice and great to be mean and etc etc.. you don't want to try answering your own questions? yeah sure.
Anonymous - Wed, 24 Jun 2020 20:39:29 EST 3ji3mqE3 No.46641 Reply
Only billionaires and heads of state are allowed to be pedophiles.

W9 Form - Audit Risk?

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- Sat, 20 Jun 2020 06:35:58 EST fBFCAaWS No.46635
File: 1592649358645.jpg -(262919B / 256.76KB, 1074x1324) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. W9 Form - Audit Risk?
So my friends are behind on rent and facing eviction. There is a local grant for rent relief, but they are not going to apply because it requires them to fill out a W9 form. They have not filed taxes in years and are afraid of being audited.

How risky is it to apply? Will this increase their likelihood of an audit? The money is basically guaranteed, so I don't want them to turn down this opportunity if the risk is minimal.
Samuel Pallerdock - Mon, 22 Jun 2020 00:55:19 EST FZPBoVSn No.46637 Reply
Things are difficult. I see no issue to fill out a W9 form https://www.irs.gov/forms-pubs/about-form-w-9 so since they have not been paying taxes, in the legal sense.
They may get a kick from the ,gov. There would be no audit since they haven't paid taxes. What is there to audit? If they pay money$ for rent in the past,
Keep paying or be evicted. I see no protection by .gov unless they pay rent.

The risk is minimal, but will likely not move forward. as a free ride.
If they paid rent before, they will not get kicked, but they should pay
rent simply liked they used to. If they liked their landlord before,
kicking 20 bucks or more a week should work fine.

In short, the .gov eventually will not be able to help.
They may make a mistake and kick a check, but not
likely. Find financial worth, talk personable with
the landlord, try to work something out.
landlords can be asses, but again the can be ok to work with.

considering times are difficult, both tenants and property owners
are difficult at best, an agreement seems the best solution.

Reality, apt owners are not gettin much from the .gov. nothing

autit, how does one audit that doesn't file taxes?

So I am bonkers right now, I am loosing more money than I am taking in.
I am not an attorney. I am not going to reread what I wrote,

If you have all the means, the landlord, etc. depends on you to
keeping on."paying rent" They landorlds really getting .gov subsidies,,

So keep paying rent as usual if possible.
Simon Fanshaw - Wed, 24 Jun 2020 10:09:16 EST itIffVZP No.46638 Reply
Did they need to file taxes? How much money do they make per year? If you make less than the standard deduction amount (~12,500 right now) they don't need to file taxes regardless.

Anyway, I doubt it would increase their chances of being audited. Audits are usually triggered by IRS algorithms related to the return filed.

Becoming a PI

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- Mon, 13 Aug 2018 13:26:32 EST p6LvcaWj No.46269
File: 1534181192416.jpg -(1037431B / 1013.12KB, 2250x3000) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Becoming a PI
Just applied for classes to become a "private eye" or private investigator. Classes last 6 to 12 weeks. Wouldn't do anything involving drug busts, would open my own offices and bust people for abduction, attempted date rape and other serious crimes. My gramps has a licence so he could help me study. What does /law/ think about this idea?
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Barnaby Cagglestark - Mon, 15 Apr 2019 23:49:53 EST S2Z+PzRj No.46372 Reply
  1. Learn an area of expertise
  2. Move somewhere nobody knows you
  3. Get hired by an agency OR
  4. Start an agency in an area that doesn't require a license (SD or KY in the states)
  5. Scrape by doing shady shit for shadier people until you have dirt on everyone in town
  6. Extort the wretches for your real income

This is the only way I know.
Emma Pinkindidge - Fri, 13 Mar 2020 23:11:38 EST 9i0/T2on No.46614 Reply
how can there even be classes to be a pi? That sounds like a scam. I dont see how being a PI could possibly be viable nowadays
Molly Peffinglit - Sun, 07 Jun 2020 17:53:53 EST rCEXRZC5 No.46630 Reply
if you are fine with stalking cheating spouses all day and trying to snap pics of them with their new hot boytoy, go ahead. keep in mind 95 percent of the work is going to be very boring stakeout type bullshit. if you are expecting cool cases or want that weird detective noir vibe in your life this ain't the route. Those are once in a blue moon type things that inevitably get handed to the "big boys" who are renown, established, out compete you, etc.
In other words if you are cool with a grindy ass job go ahead - just don't kid yourself that it's going to be cool and glamorous. Think the process server scene at the start of Pineapple Express. People think its cool but in reality its just a job

Ohio buyer at Michigan dispensary?

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- Thu, 04 Jun 2020 19:23:40 EST GZy/8jkr No.46629
File: 1591313020077.gif -(49664B / 48.50KB, 232x200) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Ohio buyer at Michigan dispensary?
Can someone buy recreational pot as an Ohio resident from a Michigan dispensary without a medical card? (Ohio has medical, Michigan has recreational) Any idea how much, or how often?

How to find lawyer to get off probation?

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- Sun, 17 May 2020 17:42:50 EST cfYutFUh No.46626
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I live with my parents who are older and disabled. I don’t want to risk getting corona so I wanna get all my stuff over with so I don’t risk killing my parents or something running around.

I’m around the point where I can get off early, no violations, completed everything, paid off all fines. The only thing is they want me to have a job to finish but we have corona going on I have no license and I was in job training and everything.

How can I find a lawyer to help me out with this? I’m scared of one just stealing my money or something and kinda paranoid going into a courthouse or anything. My parents are really at risk and it’s making me paranoid.

how to keep a killer out of jail

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- Tue, 19 Dec 2017 22:06:51 EST xdJZdt0i No.46012
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how do you win a court case when your client clearly killed him please help
so i have this client all the edvidence points to him and i need that money
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Angus Suffingbick - Sat, 23 Dec 2017 17:10:48 EST OF1rZvH5 No.46017 Reply
You know, most people on this site can actually handle their drugs.
Samuel Hobberdack - Sun, 24 Dec 2017 06:45:08 EST dMXCI0R2 No.46018 Reply
Yes? We're also probably not the judge or prosecution...
Chart - Sat, 11 Apr 2020 16:48:16 EST wAD0hUkB No.46617 Reply
Make him "unrustled" you tard, by what I mean pointingean people back to their owned prickly nose

taking my temp

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- Thu, 19 Mar 2020 20:44:19 EST +ux+U7di No.46615
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So this whole corona scare is in full force, I work a job that has to be running 24/7 and cant be shut down. Their way of keeping people safe there is to have a supervisor (non-medical professional) take everyone's temperature before they go into work. If we read too high we will be put on free paid leave, if we refuse to submit to it, we will be officially disciplined. My wondering here is if this is a violation of medical privacy and therefore liable for a lawsuit.
Eliza Fuckingson - Thu, 26 Mar 2020 20:28:00 EST a/RtK6sj No.46616 Reply
If you refused and got fired possibly. I am sure you signed workplace safety documents of some sort. It's a workplace policy issue. Now if you had some
sort of high temperature syndrome and had it known and were fired, you may have a discrimination issue.

Arrested for not talking?

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- Sat, 31 Aug 2019 15:47:32 EST FRWZMpRk No.46457
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"He's your boyfriend, and we're investigating a crime right now... tell me, you're gonna obstruct our investigation? Which is arrestable?"

I'm no lawyer, but isn't what he's saying a lie? It sounds like the cop's trying to get her to tell him whether or not the guy being placed under arrest is her boyfriend/tell the him his name. Isn't this a direct violation of the 5th amendment? Can't you legally plead the fifth in this type of situation without being charged with obstruction of justice or whatever charge he's talking about?
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Polly Grimridge - Wed, 11 Sep 2019 18:46:35 EST cfYutFUh No.46464 Reply
If they have evidence to arrest they will arrest. No amount of talking will take away evidence. If they dont have evidence to arrest then they cant.

I’m not resisting, i want a lawyer, I’m not answering questions. Fucking nazi state we have to beg not to be tackled and arrested.
Eliza Dremblekon - Tue, 03 Mar 2020 10:30:02 EST KuQXxTye No.46611 Reply
Europe is so branless, turning it's nation a good home for gays and muslims instead of taking care of their own people...
Betsy Tootwell - Sat, 07 Mar 2020 23:46:03 EST V08tax68 No.46613 Reply
She was not being detained. They did not ask her for identification.
They stated they wanted his name if they were to give her her phone
that he had. If he had given them his name, there would have been
no reason to ask her his name, being his girlfriend and all.

She walked up to them, stated she knew him well enough to likely
know his name. She became part of this. Not the other way around.

this I know my rights, lawyer shit, there is a thing called street-smarts,
it goes both ways.

These cops were pretty darn mellow. She didn't get irate or anything,
she could have lied about his chosen alias just as well. and been
charged with obstruction, false information. Which would likely be
tossed, but, she walked.

He was going to jail and they would have figured out who he was within like
20 minutes. If she lied about his name, or didn't offer his name, the outcome
would have likely been different.

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