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Mildest "Assault with a deadly weapon "

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- Sun, 05 Mar 2017 13:21:32 EST X4ovzU2E No.45769
File: 1488738092545.jpg -(128752B / 125.73KB, 681x1023) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Mildest "Assault with a deadly weapon "
I never imagined a claim this ludicrous in all my life. Heard that before I'm sure.

I was a cutter+addict and was on the verge of a relapse. Awful day, lost my job, argument with mother etc. I know I'm not special and except no sympathy in that realm.

So in this argument with my mom I imply that I feel like cutting again. I take a knife from the kitchen and lock myself in my room contemplating using again vs cutting. Mom threatens to call the cops. I beg her not to, and let me call my therapist. She disagrees because my therapist is lax about having me admitted when I honestly need it. Mom says she called the sherrifs office to have me escorted to the psych ward. I'm pissed but I let it go.

I came out of my room without my knife and talk to the cops. They sternly tell me to respect my mother, then leave.

A month later I'm at a party and there is a noise complaint. Everyone's names get ran. There I learn there us a warrant for my arrest. They give me a bond and let me go

ASSAULT WITH A DEADLY WEAPON. I'm accused of brandishing a knife which counts as assault in this great state. To top it off, it counts as a domestic assault and cannot be dropped by the alledged victim.

I went to court terrified. I asked for a continuance out of fear that either a guilty or not guilty plea would have me locked up. I signed a doc willing away my right to a court appointed attorney. I cant afford my own so that fucked myself again.

I got a month before my next court date and likely jail sentence. My mom is willing to help in any way short of saying she lied.

Im going to be branded as a wife beater whilst not having a wife, or ever raising my hand to a woman. What can we do?
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Doris Nangerford - Mon, 06 Mar 2017 10:24:26 EST I/hcLgWi No.45774 Reply
Do you have a lawyer? Get a lawyer. You probably can't get the case deismissed yourself, but any lawyer should be able to handle this if there's not more to the story. Don't plead guilty to anything.

If there's not more to the story police saw the after effects of an aggravated assault, and then just left y'all be? There's not a prosecutor in the world that would try to explain that to a jury.
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David Fellyfoot - Sat, 11 Mar 2017 02:58:34 EST JWVt32cX No.45781 Reply
the way court usually works is you plead guilty, or plead to a lesser charge. it's all set up a certain way, to work a certain way. it's even rare a decent lawyer can get you off of a charge completely if the cops and judge has it out for you, which they seem to if they issued a warrant in that sneaky ass way. stop talking about your case. if you cant drop a shit ton on a good lawyer, expect a higher charge potentially. like i said good lawyers are there, and if they're well known and respected by certain people, they can get your charges dropped down to a plead agreement. it sucks but they really work against you if you plead not guilty. like pleading not guilty can land your ass in jail or with a rack of huge fines in the end. sucks but it is what it is cuz
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David Fellyfoot - Sat, 11 Mar 2017 03:04:57 EST JWVt32cX No.45782 Reply
>>45781

**to a lesser plea

for instance my brother got arrested with a pizo and meth, that legit was someone elses in the car. they charged him with it, and he basically had no chance of winning. even his lawyer said use an addiction argument, so you can get a plea deal to a lesser charge, which he did, instead of both controlled substance, it was just a paraphernalia charge. like i said the courts aren't about guilty or not guilty, it's about how willing you are to play ball, and work with them. they don't want anyone going to trial. shit there's even fees if you lose a trial for a misdemeanor in many states, so right there, that makes you say guilty right away, fuck my record, give me the lesser fine and get me out of here. a mother fucker can kill 6 people and walk as long as he works with the police and courts to give them someone more beneficial, someone with a higher price. don't expect to walk just because your not guilty.

Don't know if this goes here but...

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- Tue, 07 Mar 2017 17:32:48 EST BZ1vUXXT No.45775
File: 1488925968179.jpg -(62189B / 60.73KB, 587x330) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Don't know if this goes here but...
Girlfriend's in jail. Gonna write her a letter. However the rules say you can't send mail with a postage stamp.

...how the fuck do I get around that? Do they mean no postage stamps in the envelope? I have no idea how to send mail without postage.

http://www.shouselaw.com/century-jail.html#4

Please assist. I need to mail this female to tell her she needs to stay on her damned meds and stop making asinine decisions.

Pic unrelated: is a cool snake.
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William Tillingfield - Wed, 08 Mar 2017 02:53:14 EST JZTg2czX No.45776 Reply
>Do they mean no postage stamps in the envelope?

Yes. Have you received mail with a stamp? USPS knows it's been used. Just send a letter addressed to her government name and inmate number at the jail.
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Archie Billingforth - Fri, 10 Mar 2017 11:42:01 EST LaGGd+2y No.45779 Reply
I think it's because you can hide drugs in the adhesive. Can you take a letter to the post office in person and pay them cash to rubber-stamp it with the postage paid?
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David Fellyfoot - Sat, 11 Mar 2017 02:46:48 EST JWVt32cX No.45780 Reply
>>45775

a letter to a gf on lock should be supportive not a fucking lecture about getting your life together. nobody wants to hear that preachy bullshit when theyre facing that. id rip those letters the fuck up lol.

anyways just write the addresss of the correctional facility, her name, and inmate number.

Becoming a notary

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- Thu, 09 Mar 2017 01:38:34 EST U49euAj4 No.45777
File: 1489041514376.jpg -(163361B / 159.53KB, 783x589) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Becoming a notary
Does anybody have any words of advice to someone who wants to become a notary?
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Fucking Credgestit - Thu, 09 Mar 2017 06:18:45 EST oa+kvnRs No.45778 Reply
The rules are different in every state. I'm a notary in Georgia where it requires filling out a form and paying a 30 dollar fee. I think in other states you have to take a stupid test and it's more involved.

Deprivation of citizenship

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- Fri, 17 Feb 2017 03:07:51 EST esOKpsS6 No.45725
File: 1487318871403.jpg -(349894B / 341.69KB, 1920x1280) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Deprivation of citizenship
Have you guys ever heard of this? What do you think? (Pictured is Theresa May, current UK PM and former Home Secretary. She has issued more deprivation orders than any Home Secretary in the last 70 years.)

The UK government has the ability to revoke the nationality of a British citizenship where it is 'conducive to the public good' to do so. However, the individual cannot be made stateless - they must have another nationality to fall back on. In 2014, a new law was passed allowing for deprivation of citizenship even where the person would be made stateless, provided that:

a) they are a naturalised citizen
b) they have conducted themselves in a manner seriously prejudicial to vital UK interests
c) the UK gov believes they are able to become a national in another country.

Personally, I think deprivation of citizenship is shit, a pathetically easy and secretive way of the UK gov preventing UK citizens returning to the UK. The Special Immigration Appeal Commission uses 'closed material procedures' where the individual is never told what they are accused of and neither is their lawyer. They're excluded from the court proceedings at thw whim of the gov and represented by a gov-appointed "Special Advocate" that they aren't allowed to speak to.

I know in the US it's much much harder to lose your nationality - you can basically only lose it voluntarily. What do you think about the UK laws?

(you can find more info here, if you're interested : http://sprc.info/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/Ross-article.pdf Alice Ross from the Bureau of Investigative Journalism is basically the only UK journalist who covers this topic)

Absolutely Nothing Wrong With Me

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- Sat, 11 Feb 2017 04:38:35 EST ppLLK7oU No.45722
File: 1486805915820.jpg -(145468B / 142.06KB, 339x509) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Absolutely Nothing Wrong With Me
There is absolutely nothing wrong with me, at this point in my life. I have two felonies one traffic code related and one misdemeanor DUI all these charges were in two years. There was something wrong then I am not going to lie about that. I have a High School diploma, I test well PSAT,SAT, Community College placement exam, my grades all of it.

I work a minimum wage job for minimum wage.
I go to school to get an education so I can earn more than minimum wage.
I haven't been arrested for three and a half years.

Theres nothing wrong with me.
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Shitting Naffingstock - Sun, 12 Feb 2017 11:57:28 EST Ulzvj3jF No.45724 Reply
keep up with your probation/parole. don't fail a drug test, miss community service, or otherwise violate the terms. keep working at your job until you find something better, most felons i know get into selling cars at dealerships. stay away from bad influences and build the life you want

good luck man and take heat, you know how bad things can get if you fuck up. so don't even try to get involved in bad shit. especially while you are on parole/probation.

Verbal harassment?

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- Mon, 06 Feb 2017 09:58:54 EST /ExLSjhZ No.45719
File: 1486393134109.gif -(6163B / 6.02KB, 200x200) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Verbal harassment?
Hey! The following story is kinda stupid and simple but hear me out please.

My aunt moved in with my mom, myself, and my girlfriend in a 2 bedroom apartment. I don't know how long she is staying there but she currently is sleeping on a mattress under our stairwell.

The problem is, when my girlfriend and I go downstairs to the kitchen or leave the house, she talks to shit to us like about how my dead relative isnt here (who I assumed she didnt like) and how my girlfriend looks (short, handicap). Its been mostly towards my girlfriend until recently when I stood up for her and said "Stop talking shit to my girlfriend." I would ignore the insults to my girlfriend until recently, and now I'm being verbally harassed.

Is there some kind of law about verbal harassment to an individual in their home? What can I say or do to stop this from happening? It's stressing my girlfriend and I out and I believe we're being treated unfairly.
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Jenny Lighthall - Mon, 06 Feb 2017 22:45:26 EST iQgrmD6f No.45720 Reply
>>45719
As with every question first we need your location, laws where you are are the issue at hand.
A couple questions also , does your aunt pay rent in some form, or is she named on the Tennant contract/agreement? How long has she been there?

Depending on you local laws your best recourse may be to just kick her out if you are a Tennant and she is not. This is also assuming you are on the Tennant agreement, if it's your mom's apartment just move out dude.

Pressing Charges for Childhood Abuse.

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- Sun, 29 Jan 2017 01:46:18 EST i4tspx15 No.45714
File: 1485672378107.jpg -(35362B / 34.53KB, 543x600) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Pressing Charges for Childhood Abuse.
I've been considering pressing charges against my mother for childhood abuse, which included identity theft, to the tune of nearly $4,000 in debt in my name, as well as poisoning and attempted murder.

I definitely have evidence, police reports, CPS calls, as well as therapist visits from when I was that age.

I'm almost 25 now, and living in California. I plan to talk to a lawyer about it, but I was just posting this here to see if anyone has experience with something like this, or what I could expect from something like this, or if a court would even look at this.
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Hugh Wazzlenin - Sun, 29 Jan 2017 14:04:04 EST JgrhRLWY No.45717 Reply
you're talking about stuff 7 years ago minimum right?

Without hearing anything about the merits, which there is probably none, you're years beyond the statute of limitations on all claims, either criminal or civil.

HTH

Name change final judgement paperwork

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- Sat, 28 Jan 2017 23:54:12 EST 7SDHLtOE No.45713
File: 1485665652909.jpg -(141687B / 138.37KB, 802x1200) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Name change final judgement paperwork
So ages ago I had posted about if I was in a position to change my name and decided to go for it. My hearing is on March 3rd, but apparently, I need to bring in a final judgment paper (Which I don't have on me.) Do I need to go to a clerk beforehand, or am I able to simply print it out and bring it?
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Nathaniel Bimmlesark - Sun, 29 Jan 2017 02:43:54 EST Nx0pJM6s No.45715 Reply
i dunno

what is your new name OP
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Phoebe Worthingman - Sun, 29 Jan 2017 12:37:16 EST gUqG/1ie No.45716 Reply
There's almost certainly someone you can call who can answer this question for you
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Samuel Wenderdock - Wed, 01 Feb 2017 17:45:08 EST /QJ1yNxl No.45718 Reply
wtf is wrong with her ass

In some trouble. Help.

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- Fri, 26 Feb 2016 11:15:10 EST DTRF8mUI No.45155
File: 1456503310432.jpg -(70956B / 69.29KB, 683x960) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. In some trouble. Help.
You can read the full thread with all the details here, but I'm gonna just tell you guys the abridged version. I'm a fucking idiot hothead.

http://boards.420chan.org/qq/res/499639.php

>23
>dont live at home
>young siblings still live at home
>Multiple times sex offender moves next door, convicted of incest, first degree sexual assault, repeated times on same victim
>has another 2nd degree sexual assault case from a dif time
>find out this guys fucked his sister over 100 times and threatened to kill her if she talks
>this happened over the course of 10 years. turns out that him and his brother were joking about it multiple times throughout the years over texts, his brother liked to watch
>The town wont do anything, the police wont do anything. legally he can live there
>He only served 9 months in county for this
>end up figuring out people in county with him, they say hes super creepy and bragged about how easy he got off, tell me to get him out of my neighborhood asap
>I go nuts
>I smash his car back windshield, he doesn't notice because he never fucking leaves because his parents own the house and pay for all his shit
>I show up back there with a baseball bat, tap on the glass of his house and threaten him to leave, he starts calling the police
>I run out and beat the fuck out of his car, dip, he doesnt see the vehicle i leave in
>send death threats in the mail, call his mom from a textfree number at her work and leave a voicemail saying get your sons ass out of town
>Cops show up, ask him if it was me or my other neighbor, he looks me up on fb and says that it was me (hes not even supposed to have fucking fb as part of his probation)

This was all on wednesday. Than, yesterday

>My other neighbor starts getting messages from dudes brother asking who the fuck i am and all this shit
>The police call me, tell me that I'm under investigation and to come down to the station and answer some questions
>I tell them i can't because I work third shift, they tell me to figure out when I can and call them back
>I call back 15 mins later, ask them details about investigation, they tell me that its about some damage to a vehicle but thats all they can tell me until I come down. I tell them that I live in a different city and dont have time to fuckaround with this shit. They ask me where I live and I don't tell them, they get hostile
>End up giving them an old address to a city thats an hour and a half away, the officer tells me that hes coming up there personally to question me, this guy has it out for me

I'm scared fuckin' shitless. I have my lil bro watching dudes house, if hes gone when the mail comes hes going there to see if he can snag the death threat. I didnt lick the envelope (not like theyre gonna bring in a forensic team or do dna evidence for this kind of shit), but im worried about finger prints, i dont remember if my prints are in the system in that jurisdiction.
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Martha Wankindark - Tue, 28 Feb 2017 07:41:28 EST LaGGd+2y No.45768 Reply
IT'S TIME TO STOP NECROBUMPING THIS THREAD IS OVER A YEAR OLD!!
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Sophie Banderbury - Mon, 06 Mar 2017 02:40:27 EST DTRF8mUI No.45772 Reply
Yea I've been doing my probation and got moved to low supervision pretty quickly and have just been coasting, working at a shitty gas station job. I only have to meet my PO once every 3 months now, next month i'm up. Can't bitch about that. Dropped out of school, have been applying for apprenticeships, im now getting sued by the dudes insurance company. Its way harder to find a legit job than I thought on probation, hopefully I hear back from some of these apprenticeships this week. I'm prepared to get a good job and start working my ass off.

No bump cuz this is old as fuck.
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Sophie Banderbury - Mon, 06 Mar 2017 02:43:23 EST DTRF8mUI No.45773 Reply
I got a best man speech to give this fall, i can't fuck this up

Car question

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- Sun, 08 Jan 2017 23:26:17 EST 2KIL/fZA No.45691
File: 1483935977022.jpg -(4713B / 4.60KB, 284x177) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Car question
Is it illegal to change the hood arnament/logo and swapping them between different cars?
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Lydia Foshham - Mon, 09 Jan 2017 15:27:34 EST 45huNpiF No.45693 Reply
>>45691
Nope.
Long as you properly own all the shit involved.
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Jack Miblingwill - Sat, 21 Jan 2017 23:24:21 EST nJfAN+NJ No.45708 Reply
>>45691
Just don't try to sell it as something it isn't (which you'd have to be selling to special needs to get away with in the first place.)

Public Intoxication in Alabama

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- Fri, 06 Jan 2017 12:58:34 EST 5qMDumVC No.45682
File: 1483725514479.jpg -(23883B / 23.32KB, 700x389) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Public Intoxication in Alabama
Charged with Public Intoxication in Alabama. Alabama law states that public intoxication is a "violation", which is lesser than a misdemeanor or felony. Is it still necessary to report this on job applications when asked if I've been convicted of a crime even though it's more a petty offense than a 'crime'?
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Cedric Duvingwell - Sat, 07 Jan 2017 16:04:42 EST 45huNpiF No.45689 Reply
>>45682
Nope. Same as a jaywalking or parking ticket.
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Lydia Crashham - Sat, 07 Jan 2017 16:23:49 EST 5qMDumVC No.45690 Reply
>>45684
I am going through a court process though. My court date is next week.
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Barnaby Secklewater - Fri, 13 Jan 2017 04:22:46 EST AXoTj1zI No.45698 Reply
>>45682
You are not really obligated to say you were charged for anything whatsoever.
It is generally in your best interests to 'not' offer these to employers.

Once you do offer information of a charge, to a potential employer or other entities;
It is basically information that can spread rapidly among the masses of information
clearinghouses.

Note the masses of background services, one simple misstep of sharing sensitive
information with one potential employer can be forwarded and follow you around.

Info clearing houses by nature are often indifferent and inaccurate.

Corporate Law

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- Fri, 06 Jan 2017 21:29:03 EST rHRgCDWm No.45683
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Hail /law/,

I have a question.

I signed a Non-Compete Agreement with my company WAFFLE DINGLE, Inc. when I first started. Later WAFFLE DINGLE, Inc. was purchased by venture capitalists. At this point it became WAFFLE DINGLE LLC. .

Now correct me if I'm wrong, but I signed an agreement with WAFFLE DINGLE Inc. It became WAFFLE DINGLE LLC. Do I still have to honor the agreement? Does WAFFLE DINLGE Inc. still exist even though it became WAFFLE DINGLE LLC.?

Not that a Non-Compete is even enforcible in IL right now.

Anywho, is that a valid argument?
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Nell Brookfoot - Sat, 07 Jan 2017 09:45:19 EST rHRgCDWm No.45686 Reply
I dunno, I had an agreement with company A when I decided to work for them. But when company B acquired company A, I began working at company B which I never agreed to work for under a certain set of conditions. I don't see why company B should have the rights to the same terms I agreed to with company A, as I did not agree to uphold any of these covenants with company B.

I'm not a filing cabinet to be purchased and moved at a whim.

I'm actually seeing alot of arguments in favor of the proletariat in these situations.
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Cedric Duvingwell - Sat, 07 Jan 2017 13:10:06 EST 45huNpiF No.45687 Reply
>>45686
Pretty much all that stuff is transferred during sales.

What they CAN'T do is hold you to the standards of the LLC non-compete. Meaning that, say the NC you signed was for one year. The LLC folks can enforce that one year, but they can't say, "Well, now you work for the LLC, so the real time period is two years."
They CAN ask that you sign a new LLC though to change the terms if they need to.
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Sidney Climblemack - Sat, 07 Jan 2017 14:45:55 EST JgrhRLWY No.45688 Reply
>>45686
>I'm not a filing cabinet to be purchased and moved at a whim.

you're not. You're a human being and can quit your job and be in no worse position then if you quit your job with the entity your contracted with.

Suing the Police

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- Wed, 07 Dec 2016 06:02:29 EST Rb3WCeO3 No.45637
File: 1481108549467.jpg -(67784B / 66.20KB, 736x736) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Suing the Police
Basically I want to sue the Police department in another city for negligence.
I live in another city but its within the same County.
What do you guys suggest?
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Ian Cusslebanks - Tue, 03 Jan 2017 02:59:59 EST +wTHFocC No.45674 Reply
>>45666
If you have not looked into say police defense attorneys. Shit can be picked apart at every turn. But the methodology, All attorneys have this, which makes them unique to their practice. Generally police back police. So a seasoned, cops learn their defenses, by default.

If you are the kid who worked in the DA's office from past posting; by default
you are/were always against people asking if a lawsuit possible, or how to proceed in pursing a case.

Dynamic? many areas of law. You know any attorney can jump from practice to practice. As you say criminal defense, part of which is criminal defense of LE,
You have a lot of horsepower being you if you are good.

Mistake would be asking you for law advice. Even online. If person threw you a real scenario, he posed a could-be. Which as you know is a foundation is litigation, defense, and the other scenario. Practices in law.

As most attorneys say, good luck.
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Augustus Shittingstock - Thu, 05 Jan 2017 12:49:02 EST TlX+lmlh No.45678 Reply
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They're basically trying to build a case against for crimes I didn't commit. They're using electronic surveillance against me in order to assist in their case. As far as I'm concerned they're using my interest in expensive cars, fragrance, electronics and expensive homes as a "reasonable indication" that I may be a potential terrorist/criminal. I also have an interest in technical subjects such as computer programming, aircraft, military subjects, and others but it's only as a hobby. I also study history and write alternate history scenarios. They also keep tabs on my porn habits.

I know but I can't prove that they've contacted my employers without my permission. I know that they've contacted potential employers without my permission in order to make it difficult for me to attain employment. I know they've tried to become involved in my education without my permission;all educational records are protected by FIRPA regulations. I know that they've become involved in my family life and my personal life.

However I can't prove any of it. But if they decide to file charges against me or harass me further I will sue them in Federal Court. Because LAPD has a history of corruption and blatant violations of the law.

http://www.laweekly.com/news/forget-the-nsa-the-lapd-spies-on-millions-of-innocent-folks-4473467
https://www.laprogressive.com/lapd-police-spying/
http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-anti-drone-campaign-lapd-city-hall-20140821-story.html
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Isabella Trotwater - Fri, 06 Jan 2017 08:09:29 EST JgrhRLWY No.45681 Reply
>>45678
Unless the 9th circuit has some weird rule (I'm in the 11th) if they get probable cause you're going to have a hard time with a civil rights suit for false arrest or malicious prosecution.

Generally bad searches only have the remedy of suppression.

Copyright shit

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- Fri, 06 Jan 2017 02:24:49 EST adsKHKQV No.45679
File: 1483687489933.gif -(1230723B / 1.17MB, 260x173) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Copyright shit
So let's say I watch this one movie, and I found it to be absolute dogshit and a huge waste of potential. Let's say that it makes me so autist that I want to write like a book or something that involves the same concept that the movie. It's not a complete remake or something, but more like "inspired." Kind of like how Babylon 5 and Star Trek are similar but their own different thing.

Let's say the original creators of the movie I hate catch wind of this project I'm working on. What could I do to protect myself from being sued to death from them?
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David Fuckingway - Fri, 06 Jan 2017 04:15:58 EST HH5Qxc6P No.45680 Reply
Not copy any trademarks, text, or characters. Like you can have a Spock, but he can't be Spock in name or all but name.

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